Sam Hyde & Nick's WILDEST Car Salesmen Stories ft. Charls Carroll

[@jaredh923]

Charles is my favorite. "The punishment fits the crime" knows nothing of the situation, just blindly agrees with Nick raping the saleswoman

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

Reads better out of context 😂

[@CrimeBeanus]

Something about that dude is so funny. Like that clip of him trying to cut a sandwich 😂

[@SurrogateActivities]

It's been a long day. Give me two double expressos.

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

he's the mirth master and he is in PEAK form these days

[@F11ch]

I am so happy they are all back together 🥰🥰🥰

[@tonyreyes3780]

Charls abusing himself in the middle of a business to intimidate the employees into giving good service should definitely be a sketch for world peace 3

[@Ellzyboy]

When is world peace 2 coming out? Its been ages now

[@yousquiddingme]

@@Ellzyboy Adult Swim won't let them use the name so they have to change every graphic with "World Peace" on it

[@paulb4100]

@@yousquiddingme Adult Jew

[@spinweee878]

@@yousquiddingmewhorled piece

[@Rhodiac]

​@@Ellzyboyi am looking forward to it

[@alanloyd7164]

I clicked on this video and got an Ad with Kamala Harris asking for $10

[@Jnd23]

Pay up piggie

[@manutebol956]

same lol

[@Subject229]

She wants her reparations 😂😂

[@gripnsip3000]

did u donate?

[@DennisMartinezCalifornia]

Just last week it was Joe Biden asking for a cigarette or something

[@jakepeterson6901]

Holy shit Nick is absolutely filled with rage in this one lmao

[@avtist5639]

the subtext always in Nick's rage stories is that someone was up to Nick's tricks and that makes them a bad person

[@the1gresh]

​@@avtist5639 Interesting take. Didn't think about it that way. 🤔

[@mikem5475]

I love it. It's always Nick calling losers out on their crap

[@modtrashfire5518]

How the fuck does that even apply to this one??? ​@@avtist5639

[@fedfed96]

@@mikem5475 I mean it's a 70 year old...

[@societalanchor]

They should call the new show "Peace in the Middle East"

[@Eric-zv9ut]

Peace in the northeast

[@MrLukedanger]

World piece

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

I like the guy suggesting MDE Presents: (Insert Tim Heidecker's Full Uncensored Home Address)

[@LSDJ7]

ZILLION DOLLAR XXXSTREAM

[@Superabound2]

​@@JohnSmith-fq3rgholy shit that's funny

[@DannyXXXXX]

I sold decorative stone years ago. Super wealthy part of the city, I would have to go out and move 150 pound stones stacked on each other by hand to see which one these assholes wanted. One time this couple came in a new Yukon Denali, mid 40s. They have full alcoholic drinks in their hands. It is almost closing. I jumped on the opportunity. These drunks proceed to pick out $10k worth of stone they didn't need and had no idea what it was. Random bullshit that didn't go together. The hog woman fell over on some stone and dropped her booze and they both started cracking up. Soon after, the guy pulled out the credit card, secured my $500 bonus.

[@nikoschopshop]

Those people are either the absolute worst or actually a net positive to society. Living the dream, hammered, fat n happy out buying cool rocks together

[@igorlukyan206]

Where some see degeneracy, some see opportunity

[@SaintJames14]

Well done

[@scottsmith8162]

Based

[@homr8785]

Danny you think youre an expert salesman but you are a mere novice

[@adokce]

nick - "i'll make my wife watch it"

[@stutterjones1821]

Not the only thing he made her watch. R.I.P family dog 😢😢

[@poopoopeepee780]

He hah to put deh dawg in de garbage deesposal​@@stutterjones1821

[@heinzerr]

@@stutterjones1821 he became portuguese

[@jsmith1174]

Was that in the video?

[@UndercoverNormie]

@@stutterjones1821 heet de liek boden

[@briang3598]

This was an incredible choice of video for the Kamala Harris campaign to run that ad on lol

[@MaximilianonMars]

Her ads are supporting our brave black creators in this big black community 😔✊️

[@tacotree2]

MDE Presents: World War

[@Superabound2]

MDE Presents: The Holocaust: This Time It's For REAL

[@AckzaTV]

Perfect answer to any cop "what am i, a police office?" If the atf comes, "what am i? An atf agent? How was i supposed to know?"

[@daroachdoggSR]

You can make an 80's slasher horror film with the amount of murder fantasies Nick has lmao

[@DunnageGoblin]

Nick taught that old guy how to argue

[@deprime9521]

If you’re gonna sit here and tell me i’m curbing cars, you’re fuckin crazy as she is!

[@KreatorOfDeath1985]

Nick and Charls together are absolute magic.

[@R0undbrush]

Charls is so funny god damn

[@UndercoverNormie]

My dad and his dad were both the people who trained me to only buy something once. If you're going to buy something, get the higher end stuff. It never fucking disappoints. Or at least the best bang-for-buck option

[@tear728]

By nice things instead of a lot of things

[@gregnunes459]

"Buy it nice or buy it twice" is the phrase that encapsulates this. And it's always seemed true to me, as well. I typically try to buy the highest end quality or performance thing possible, only when I've tried to cut corners did I end up getting fucked and it doesn't last or has a ton of unforeseen problems. If you're willing to spend 80% of the same amount, you may as well go the full 100% to get the expensive thing in my experience.

[@gregnunes459]

Oh, just read an above comment as well. Made a really good point, in addition to my other comment, that's an important, crucial note. To DO YOUR RESEARCH. It's not like it's a matter of just blindly throwing money at the most expensive thing and hoping for the best. If you're going to invest a chunk of money in, basically anything, it really pays off to set aside some time to see the options out there and others experience with them, don't listen to biased reviews either etc etc I also kinda always anticipate the worst, within reason, so when anything less than that happens, I end up pleasantly surprised, that also sorta helps. For example, you read that X thing you're looking into buying is fantastic, but it really breaks down after around the 2 year mark. A really common example for that is the batteries in a lot of stuff. If I go in pretty much expecting "Oh, well, after a year and change or so, it'll probably only hold a charge for like an hour." and that's okay. Essentially, just knowing what you're getting into, coupled with not setting expectations unreasonably high. And if that doesn't end up happening or being as bad, awesome for you.

[@bonechip01]

I will say is it's good to start cheap if you need to learn something first and break it. Then you know what not to do and get something good. I did this with guitars and 3D printers.

[@crd7876]

Buy once. Cry once.

[@wrecktum]

5:44 When you tryna do it fo yo daughtuh but they on Rhode Island time

[@artificer845]

Any way there is app software that i can download to censor all blacks? Like some Ai facial recognition stuff?

[@zackearl3200]

god, that would be wonderful

[@smallestgoober9399]

Finally I won't be so scared all the time.

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

Property value doubled immediately.

[@zeffenhardin]

They tried to do this for games.... Somehow owning your own game with your own NPCs is bad now.

[@olivermalcolm7076]

@@smallestgoober9399😂💀

[@Commissarharry]

Dude, the east coast is totally like that: pay someone and they will be lazy. But when I do it, same place and time, they get mad.

[@jaymatthews9324]

Yep, that's why you can explode your service business by being moderately competent, and having some discipline with your cash flow. The hardest thing is just finding good workers.

[@voiceofreason2674]

In my experience New York City is the only place in America where people are noticably more competent and hard working. But the closer you are to NYC the more the people feel the right to claim that right. Boston is especially bad, they really think that they're harder better workers than anybody else but they're not.

[@yonyaulbarry3757]

On his IG the Jeep can be seen november 2021

[@mannythesmeller6994]

What’s his ig

[@Macbookpro19991]

Sometimes I pretend I'm chris and I'm the one who typed in "Nodding off in a gas station" and he congratulates me and we're best friends

[@StevenJoseph-ob6ru]

Nice.

[@deliberatetyping]

Hell yeah dude 😎

[@OtherDalfite]

I pretend I'm Joey and nod off at work for 15 minutes at a time

[@RobbyBabes]

Had a dream about Sam and Jet last night. They made me eat a bar of soap.

[@weeb3277]

good fortune is coming your way

[@societalanchor]

Are you Jimmy

[@purpleranger5987]

Cucked even in your dreams you need to see Dr. Don Wario M.D.

[@delfman5291]

Jimmy Timmers????

[@chamber8234]

New Fishtank punishment

[@Gav777]

15:53 Charls throws up baphomet sign

[@erictavares678]

when they’re talking about hollywood (money mangers)

[@T_D_B_]

Nice catch

[@rhett5058]

Immediately after Elen mentioned

[@KittSpiken]

Is it mirrored?

[@blodus4521]

Hate that I immediately knew that suit guy was listening to Mark Levin

[@DIE2dayORelse]

“Nah nah you can’t make em like that”

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

LIFE LIBERTY

[@smelltheglove2038]

Just got to that part.

[@tonyreyes3780]

There is a special type of bitter, unfulfilled woman who seeks out a customer service job as an opportunity to be rude to people over the phone. It’s usually small, non-corporate entities. And it’s their way of getting back at the world

[@smelltheglove2038]

Well today yeah, all those jobs are now taken by Indians looking for help.

[@tonyreyes3780]

20:06 I’m willing to bet a million dollars that was Micheal Savage on the radio.

[@smelltheglove2038]

Mark Levin.

[@BeatsByZ3P0]

Nick is right espresso machine techs are just underpaid plumbers. More than half of installing an espresso machine is just connecting it to a water line

[@koc3127]

2:27 Charls with the most impeccable impression of being an Italian.

[@wacopaco2099]

“Dayum…YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!”

[@Orenoryori]

This is one of my favorite clips. Nick's "Oh, No!!!" 16:55 cracks me up.

[@upularFTW]

sounds like steve carrell

[@Patrick.Weightman]

So you think you can buy a Jeep Liberty

[@Eli-yr7ou]

its been said but having all the guys together is great, they all vibe so well together

[@hsdurfee]

I wonder if Sam has seen the accidental reveal of Reddit being a psy-op where regarded military personnel cultivate the Reddit hivemind

[@MingusDynastyy]

That was just one subreddit

[@T_D_B_]

Like the entire internet isn't a psyop? DARPANET... come on man 😂

[@hsdurfee]

@@T_D_B_ you’re not really wrong I’m just kind of fascinated with how Reddit has finally evolved into the perfect platform for narrative control. It’s gotten to the point where even Google is just funneling searches to Reddit so people can get the right opinion and relevant factual information so they know what to think immediately. And any sort of independent forum culture that could establish its own guidelines and community is dead.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

1:44 Jesus 😂

[@ShaunKang69]

"Maybe I'll open a coffee business. " 😂

[@Auditer2009]

I love getting ads from Kemala Harris mid-video.

[@insanecommander5948]

“4500$ car the day he bought it” 😂 couldn’t breathe

[@flipdiesel9652]

Lmao their reaction to underground, unheard of, nobody, electronic artist Flying Lotus’ music was hilarious

[@JackMSheridan]

23:00 bro I thought it was just me, but this made me feel better 😂😂😂😂

[@Slow-Biden9]

*_-Human-_*

[@bajdooo]

very cool video didn't watch it

[@madboytech]

says a member lol

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

​@@madboytechsuck my member.

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

hahaha

[@freebased1780]

Sam and Charls burying the hatchet from the oast is the most signifigant thing to happen in the world if podcast's/comedy/content creating in the last 10-15 years

[@averagelibertyenjoyer3217]

South county here, can confirm Rhode Island time is real. Not that long ago many businesses around here didn't accept credit/debit cards

[@severiusbrandusa1413]

These guys are the funniest guys around. I hope they get bigger than the rest.

[@turnkeydirect]

Hey man I’m really hoping you guys and Graeme Barrett get on each other’s radar.

[@doublewide8938]

Agreed

[@koc3127]

The Canadian legend

[@justinkane9967]

So you think you can steal

[@ethanmagnus2614]

Thank Christ for sam and nick entertainment

[@DaBigBoss100]

Island time, baby

[@bootscoot-sc7mi]

Swagged out

[@2stroke438]

Major league

[@AckzaTV]

Crumping music is crazy

[@kleptosepto1848]

Yeah man, old people don't become selfish, losers, assholes. They always were this way.

[@Superabound2]

Having a job isn't selfish

[@billgates3699]

‼️ 21:00 TBF B00mers take about seven-years to adjust to whatever is happening. I’ve seen them act shocked to learn that their Silverado doesn’t have a carburetor.

[@glenvollmer]

9:45 Flying Lotus - Melt!

[@neuxell]

come back to Texas whenever

[@kevinrhea7332]

The censored word in the thumbnail is one of the most baffling and hilarious things I’ve ever read

[@SkratchersOtherWorseChannel]

Monk***ng around. Having an a**.

[@smelltheglove2038]

5:34 this rant is exactly how I feel towards all of these non-retiring boom booms

[@Superabound2]

Maybe y'all should stop voting Democrat so they can afford to retire

[@smelltheglove2038]

@@Superabound2 guarantee I'm more far right than you will ever be.

[@GregorDuckman]

2:27 Charls is a GOD

[@latenighttalkshoww]

The music is flying lotus, gng bng i think. good stuff

[@notillatall]

Nah his music is very bad. A mess actually

[@latenighttalkshoww]

@@notillatall I made a mess in my pants

[@Imgonnahugyourmom]

@@notillatall I made a mess in your pants

[@Superabound2]

Are you sure about that

[@latenighttalkshoww]

@@Superabound2 not sure about anything

[@hobomaster6237]

Nicks stories are the Best DDDD

[@christdolphin69]

This is why I come here

[@MrSh4des]

christ is king

[@dato1068]

Gay

[@choonook9184]

Gay

[@ElGancha]

the guy was definitely listening to Mark Levin

[@nousquest]

Here have some fritos

[@JackMSheridan]

16:57 as someone who drove a hummer i cackled at this shit

[@sunnyztmoney]

You know how long it takes blood to freeze??? A week!

[@deadguywithlonghair]

Can’t wait until you guys start preaching for our Lord Jesus Christ and are Holy Spirit filled

[@YokedDrunkard]

God bless you dawg

[@MrSh4des]

fr

[@demystify1567]

When I think of the kind of person to preach Christianity, my mind immediately goes to "guy that made Fishtank." Obviously.

[@timelineenjoyer]

@@demystify1567i mean wasn’t the christians fish gang ?

[@Eric-zv9ut]

Nobody wants to hear about that archaic sci-fi bs.

[@bussinboomercontrol7142]

nick looks like hes on 2x speed lmao

[@magog6852]

all it takes is a depressant if you have an overactive mind

[@shark_byte_clips]

Charls is the best lol

[@johnanon658]

Sam really helped that guy out, saved him from wasting a lot more money on that toyota. Very chrsitian

[@xaviergarcia5017]

Just sold a venza the other day. Old people love em

[@baller84milw]

20:05 I guarantee it was Mark Levin.

[@MrSh4des]

i found a based fashy trad goyette and idc what sam says im going to make her my waifu and revtvrn to yevropa

[@ILoveTheseGoobers]

She’s a fed

[@mr.wezzer4535]

​@@ILoveTheseGoobers She's a good looking fed tho

[@demystify1567]

@@MrSh4des this is the worst comment yet. Well done, man.

[@zackcraft7204]

Sam has to eat 2 sandwiches

[@OtherDalfite]

A mans gotta eat

[@timothyrussell1179]

Whirled Piece

[@smithjones1906]

Sam's description of everyone being in a hurry in SOCAL and everyone being leisurely in NE has not really been my experience.

[@TheAweman49]

I mean depends on where you work Ig

[@smithjones1906]

@@TheAweman49 Fair. Also, my entire CA experience was three weeks in Long Beech a few months ago. Maybe despite being very close to LA, it has a unique feel. Even the Mexicans there are pretty laid-back.

[@Loe7]

Yeah same. Grew up in NY, been around the northeast and spent sometime on the west coast. They have no urgency in California.

[@cuauhtemocg7919]

@@smithjones1906I grew up in LB and it’s probably one of the the most chill areas of SoCal. But def not representative of the majority of the area.

[@cadmium4885]

In LA lots of people are surprised that appliance repairs dont happen in 1 visit.

[@Woodraft]

russthedanc3r is still dancing.

[@BasedChase1]

I could listen to Nick yell at people all day

[@Sh4dowM4rsh4L]

ikr, music to my ears

[@BARBARYAN.]

10:00 that’s not dancing. It’s called possession.

[@sobohompkin-ls7cp]

We really need a “Sam Hyde’s $100,000 extreme with 10 episodes

[@ThunderChunky101]

That's every tailor ever, BTW.

[@sc1304]

What office is Nick talking about ?

[@carpathianhermit7228]

so rhode island is like spain.

[@simgrmehmej8075]

But more affluent and gheyer

[@Nerves_of_steel]

Im smoking marlboro red and eating chocolate like a GI, im about to vomit it up

[@BigManJapan298]

Does Sam still eat during all his streams ? I want to pay for his videos but damn I hate the chewing

[@clampo845]

Was eating a sandwich while Sam and Charles ate sandwiches did help cancel out the chewing noise

[@tear728]

Just eat along with him

[@J.13333]

Almost always

[@AyeSayGang]

expresso

[@sk8ingthemystery]

WHEN THE BLACK KINGS SPEAK I LISTEN 🗣

[@zjegauoebatozi]

HELP ME IM INDIAN

[@gangsta-F22]

2 FOR .99!!!

[@pxkdrake]

I already pooped on you once Rajesh I'm not doing it again.

[@champ5887]

24:00 good

[@chsi5420]

4:40 I live in the deep south and this couldn't be any truer over here as well.

[@wowsew]

thats what the queen would do

[@systemsandlogistics]

Need more car sales stories! 💉🥄

[@Saku19]

If you sold him the diesel version tho...😎

[@Dagothdaleet]

I have gone off on an old coworker before. I felt Nick on that one

[@codycox2465]

What about morticians in Rhode Island?

[@evilfish456]

To be honest Toyota Hilux gives corolla run for its money

[@LongWarEnjoyer]

When is smocaine 4 coming out

[@maikeru01]

i had a rental corolla once. not sure the year but same body style as 2014. honestly it was the worst car ive ever driven. im 5'8" 160 lbs. i could barely fit. my knee was lodged between the door and the steering wheel. i was very nervous about getting into an accident. you will lose your left leg. it could not accelerate fast enough for highway driving. i dont want to say what i normally drive but its nothing special. 270hp v6. its not a fast car but i dont worry about anything. i was legit terrified going on the highway that slow. its really dangerous to be going slower than traffic. and i've never seen a cheaper more plastic dogshit interior. people always praise toyota, and tell you its the only good car company. only get japanese. only toyota is reliable. somethings are more important than reliability. like practicality, comfortability and safety. right after that happened my coworker bought a brand new corolla because his old car, i forget what he had, kept breaking down and needing repairs. he said he didn't want a corolla at all but he was afraid of losing the job because he kept calling out for car trouble. it was the best new car he could afford. first day he got the corolla it was dead in his driveway. had to have it towed to the dealer. wouldnt refund him or give him a new car. said the computer was fried. replaced it under warranty, next day same thing happened. now he's in debt. stuck with a car he hates, and missing work. replaced the computer again and told him if it happens again he would have to pay for the repair. poor bastard.

[@internetamenhotep]

Did you not step inside or test drive it once before you bought it?

[@adog389]

Bro, Nick needs to learn a new word

[@MrChasecoats]

sam gotta get on killtony, he would kill. i know eventually he will be on.

[@bloodbased]

kt sucks and so do it’s fans

[@DoktorKleiner]

1 minute ago is sexual assault

[@pearz420]

It ain't just the Northeast.

[@Metaphix]

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