Sam Hyde on Patton Oswalt's Dave Chappelle Apology, Jewish History & Empty Politicians! - Nick

[@tonyreyes3780]

Sam’s version of hell is basically his life right now but an army of Brazilian housewives are constantly reviewing his finances

[@bomaniigloo]

Depending on their age...sounds like heaven to me

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@bomaniigloo need em 16 like Sammy likes

[@wdsftygt]

Sex depriving wives.

[@Naltddesha]

@@bomaniigloonot THOSE Brazilians bro

[@rockoz]

Speaking from experience, one "Brazilian" housewife micromanaging your money is bad enough.

[@zjahhh9704]

"they sent Sheriff's who weren't fat" thare on 2 us boys...

[@BasicUniversalEconomics]

i thought i saw one but it was just a state trooper

[@CriticalEnjoyer]

"If you're going to go through it, GLOW through it." - Terry A. Davis, Patron Saint of Coding

[@rmir0]

When four (4) black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty, the Lavon Affair or Apollo Affair while I'm doing it for my daughter and getting a new bowl cut with Arthur Morgan in the hood... Watch Europa, Hellstorm, The Greatest Story Never Told, Marching To Zion, read David I****g and wear your wool socks at all times. Christ is Lord.

[@Jon96101]

David who

[@trevorizotic]

@@Jon96101lingling, idk if this is gonna post youtube censors his name

[@trevorizotic]

lingling

[@AllofJudea]

Christ has been censored for 2000 years but still I am drawn to his ideas.

[@ghettochicken8420]

@@Jon96101irving

[@marccreation1052]

I know this great guy, Schlomo Rattinski. He has this center for young runaways where they can stay for free. And there' s many volunteers looking kind of like him who gladly work with these youths for free!

[@tomocchii]

Oh that’s cool. Where is he based?

[@NormanNC]

you know Rabbi Rattinski??

[@NormanNC]

​@tomocchii shut up lady. jk. you wanna go get a drink sometime or are you being stuck up

[@seppukusushi2848]

Formerly hot 80's actress Meredith Salenger stands as a warning to all women who wait: She waited 30 years for Prince Charming, and Prince Charming turned out to be Patton Oswalt.

[@gsesquire3441]

I mean, she got what she wanted. A weak millionaire who she can control.

[@gsesquire3441]

@@seppukusushi2848 For real if she wanted a real man she wouldn't have waited. I'm sure she got railed out by plenty of dudes who weren't pushovers, but she wanted the money without having to be a real wife. So she waited til the perfect mark came.

[@theblocksays]

How fast did they marry after his 1st wife croaked? Not at all suspicious, or Meredith's family where accusing her of being a lesbian and she panicked. LOL

[@internetcomments950]

PGL is the only podcast you need.

[@internetcomments950]

And The Palace.

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Strike Force Five

[@beaver.480p9]

@@The-Autistic-Rat💀

[@beaver.480p9]

mssp is necessary

[@ZeroIntel1]

​@@beaver.480p9in the name of the Dawgs, amen 🙏

[@juresestic3088]

Pale(STEIN). Enough said.

[@Ty-eq1kt]

Trump on PGL when

[@Superabound2]

George Lee Harvey Patton Oswald Cobblepot

[@kinopoliceinterrogations]

Arnold

[@John_on_the_mountain]

I swear ive heard this all before

[@seangalvin4582]

Paton Oswald may have killed his ex wife. It's a strange situation for sure.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Dont forget he talked on twitter about how much he liked kids sitting on his lap

[@kavalogue]

I just asked him and he blocked me

[@Teabonesteak]

I hate oswalt.

[@drownthepoor]

I love him on Red Letter Media though.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

He was good in King of Queens and that one episode of The Fairly Oddparents where the Nega Chin whooped his ass offscreen for bad writing on his character’s comic strip series.

[@JeffreySmith84]

"Who talks like that?" Theater kids and politicians. I live in Minneapolis and this place is full of failed actors who speak that way conversationally. They over-enunciate every syllable.

[@dangerousideas5356]

why so many actors?

[@JeffreySmith84]

@dangerousideas5356 Lots of small theater companies. Lots of people who didn't make it in LA or NYC for whatever reason come back here with a chip on their shoulder and they all speak like Orson Welles, haha

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

@@JeffreySmith84😂😂😂😂. Ahh mane goddamn. And I thought Memphis was filled with loser ass people but Minneapolis is a whole other ballgame from what you said. One thing for sure is that failed theatre kids and unlucky politicians make up for good baristas and cashiers as some form of hope to last them to avoid them from ending their own lives. 😂😂😂😂

[@BigEvan96]

My college socialist history professor was like that. Gayest straight dude ever. I asked him if he would consider Socialism to be more despotic than democratic and he said in the gayest way possible, "Authoritaaaaarian". Like a gay English man. Lmao

[@MikeLitoris321]

Brazilian

[@Madkalibyr]

Hell yeah Ben and Devan 🍋🎉

[@christdolphin69]

“He’s going through your grocery list, but like your NICE one, like the Mercedes of grocery lists. He’s listening to stained, with a hammer. Getting CACKED with a waitress, in Woonsocket, at a GOOD restaurant. He’s lovin it, he’s eatin the whole meal. He’s not letting her eat anything. He’s wearing like an EXPENSIVE watch. It’s gold. He hits her, in the Acura s series. It’s green. Like the BAD green. He overpaid for it. He’s screamin”

[@drownthepoor]

At first, I wondered what this was, but by the end I was pretty sure I could hear Nick saying the words.

[@TobyBedford-x6t]

11:53 yea that mayor Rudy Giuliani is deep

[@romuloromeo2071]

Silly billies

[@rayraybordley8732]

Definitely smell him through the phone

[@LordConstrobuz]

mario vs goku, who wins?

[@smelltheglove2038]

Krillon

[@Blueberryredbull]

The Hman

[@ICONFESSONEBAPTISM]

Mario is an idiot, of course Goku would defeat Mario.

[@LordConstrobuz]

@@ICONFESSONEBAPTISM what if mario got a star power though?

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Then it'd obviously be Mario ​@@LordConstrobuz

[@BIacklce]

i dunno what a modern patton fan could look like. He is so ideologically locked he cant be funny, hes trying to be so mainstream that he cant be edgy, is it like people who just enjoy comic-con q+a highlights?

[@BigEvan96]

He was great in Minecraft but then hearing him talk about politics turned me off of him forever.

[@derrickdanley6928]

Sam talking about nasal cavities is hilarious.

[@Antnee659]

I like what his hair does now with the headset. He looks like kane when he first took his mask off

[@BasicUniversalEconomics]

i love that Nick thinks Ho Chin Min city is in China

[@funactdinkness]

💫chrislynch

[@amg7225]

click baiting with the jewish stuff again. how jewish of you !

[@TobyBedford-x6t]

Lol

[@jacktheleper4468]

my daughters doin it for me =[

[@JuanPablo-wg9bk]

😂

[@freddieoblivion6122]

Lookadat bellpeppa nooose.

[@ezmackgaming]

That Corey Booker clip is like a soy version on David Goggins.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Corey Booker looks like a soy boy version of Richard Jefferson from ESPN.

[@pickleman43]

i love israel

[@bud389]

Moses and Abraham never existed.

[@SethDixon-w8q]

He talked about his mom who had a bole of piles on her table

[@will.davlin]

wool socks to bed = best sleep quality possible 🟫🟨🟣

[@PureFred]

How can I find the meaning of this joke

[@RegisteredCornball]

⁠@@PureFredYou won't. They'll just keep spamming it inexplicably

[@ICONFESSONEBAPTISM]

​@@PureFred if you weren't on LinkedIn in 1998 you won't get it

[@kinopoliceinterrogations]

wool socks= luxury dookie time

[@tim9817]

@@PureFredwondering why the hell I keep seeing this too.

[@DIE2dayORelse]

Nger Seinfeld is legit