Sammy J and Randy Abacus Good News World

[@MEMEuser420]

Hearing Randy say shut the fuck up to a Platypus is so funny

[@stevecrow559]

That was the funny in the skit.

[@agenda3854]

“The early settlers called us Duck Moles” “Fascinating.”

[@juicymango8400]

Fascinating.

[@dogouchu4356]

Fascinating

[@baabaabaa2293]

Facifuknating!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

The sort of comedy you write at 2am after smoking three honey oil blunts and watching the European Cut of Blade Runner.

[@hardwirecars]

hol up why does it have to be the euro cut and is that why i dont get this creative because im watching the clearly inferior original cut?

[@s_nuka]

Is that bad?

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

How does one man make it past 2 honey oil blunt at 2 a.m. let alone 3....

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

There’s a European cut of Blade Runner?

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

@@hardwirecars I assume it may have to do with the fact that, in said activity, 3 honey oil blunts is required.

[@Duckquack6]

2:38 is the best Randy line

[@stevecrow559]

From one puppet to another " shut the f**k up" gets me everytime.

[@YaBoiBrendo]

These guys need a Netflix series

[@mazzymakka2770]

I agree

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

Nah, netflix would poor over the overwhelmingly positive reviews, and cancel it mid season to make another big mouth episode. I'd rather remember these skits fondly than watch them come back to life at half the quality to what they used to be. Now if disney+/prime compiled all the skits into an easily purchased package, that would be far better!

[@noodledoodle9408]

More like Netflix could use a series of this. I would prefer they make content at their own pace.

[@baabaabaa2293]

And fukem up like Jeffries!?! Yeahnaa mate!!! Edit: & Wilfred!! Fk Netflix!

[@luke769animations]

Just give him a fedora and some karate lessons already

[@surblechev278]

An abacus? *wears hat *PERRY THE ABACUS!*

[@luke769animations]

@@surblechev278 your timing was incalculable… And by that I mean *COMPLETELY CALCULABLE*

[@hannaha922]

They should let the platypus help with their finances

[@J_dnvg]

Yes........that was the joke....this has been out for 7 years and you didn’t get the joke.....

[@hannaha922]

Jdnvg. To be fair I didn’t know this even existed 7 years ago. (030)

[@J_dnvg]

Good point, but it was just the fact that it was the main joke. It’s alright man, have a good day.

[@adog4733]

Do people in Australia get to watch these guys every morning?!

[@cs-ke1by]

Damn right we do

[@joshporter5205]

You mean platypuses? Yes. They are everwhere.

[@joeywomer]

@@joshporter5205 I think he was talking about Sammy and Randy.

[@gerrardhart6040]

@@joeywomer r/wooosh

[@foolishbard3431]

0000H H3 G07 FUCK1N W0005H3D

[@TheBluePhoenixj]

0:25 That’s more true than I’d like it to be

[@SkySilver2]

If only we listened 8 years later

[@LisaMarieParadee]

If only that platypus was Perry the Platypus, then Randy would be freaking out even more.

[@abrahamk9]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@Sir_Cumference314]

Platypuses actually have poisonous claws and are quite deadly

[@TrackballTerry]

only females

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Plus they can fly, and speak German, but only at night

[@SilverSurfer-cc6vp]

@@TrackballTerry It's the male that has it.

[@SilverSurfer-cc6vp]

@@ProjectFlashlight612 No but they are financially literate and have their own accountants guild.

[@EmiliaB94]

@@TrackballTerry males actually

[@treedruid]

Abacus the Platypus , Charted accountant So technically SammyJ did actually buy a Abacus ( Charted accountant)

[@eltoncostello7357]

2:30 "I'm a chartered accountant" lol

[@PeopleoftheAge]

8 years ago, and we've been through 2 recessions and a fuckin pandemic 🤣

[@erickrocket]

How Randy walk so fast? Love it.

[@leowolftvjoshuadauzat]

The funniest part was when the Platypus groaned in aggravation when he was told he was to sleep in the sink

[@exveemonking]

Fun fact: platypi is technically the incorrect plural for platypus, the actual accepted plurals are platypuses, platypus(similair to sheep or moose), and the greek plural that is platypodes. I'm not even joking, look it up. EDIT: Forgot I posted this. I think it was 2am-ish when I did, made the faux pax of not watching the video al the through before commenting. On the bright side you learned 1 extra word for the plural of platypus.

[@fcgHenden]

Shut up! I should've bought an abacus.

[@StartledOctopus]

It's the same with octopus. Never octopi. It's actually octopodes, as it's from Greek roots like our dear abacus here. Sorry, platapus. (Though both words are Greek origin...)

[@1tyrus]

@@StartledOctopus None of the various forms of the word are more 'correct' than the others as the 'proper' pluralisation of adopted words is always under debate. 'Octopus' is a latinised version of a Greek word, that's been adopted into English. Some people believe that it should use the Greek pluralisation, some believe it should use the Latin, and some believe that through its adoption into English it should be given an English pluralisation. The main takeaway here is that language is made up and all these words mean the same bloody thing, so just use whatever sounds cool and will have the least amount of confusion

[@billsprestonesq.226]

@@1tyrus Exactly. The plural of platypus is canción. But seriously, language uses agreed upon conventions so that the speaker (or writer) can clearly convey their thoughts to the reader (or listener). While most folks would understand that "platypi" is referring to multiple platypodes, the failure of persons to understand that words have differing origins will lead to micommunications. tl;dr It doesn't matter once but it does matter over time.

[@BraveryTheBrony]

Am I the only one who thought he was holding a live platypus until it started talking?

[@MrV1r00zz]

Its just something with randy telling a platypus to shut the fuck up that always makes me laugh might be cuz i havnt slept in 2 days and its 6am atm 😂

[@filmandfirearms]

In Australia, apparently CPA means Chartered Platypus Accountant

[@elirien4264]

Probably the weirdest sketch I've ever seen. Loved it!

[@rustkarl]

This is truly peak comedy.

[@forge4119]

I love how casual they are around a talking platypus. Like they are looking for money, and they never thought to use the talking platypus to make it? '

[@XYZ_is_taken]

i’m partly convinced that talking platypuses are just a normal thing in that world considering just how casual they are around it.

[@zaxbitterzen2178]

I want a Platypus puppet now

[@yokaihollow589]

I want that platypus puppet. Now.

[@joeywomer]

I love how in these shorts, Sammy is the dumb one.

[@billwhite515]

At first I had to ask if it was a live animal then saw it was a puppet

[@redskinsman10]

That platypus is smarter than me

[@alysonchevelle5471]

This is fucking gold and i dont know why i didnt see this sooner

[@ghostofyou9721]

Right? Randy and Sammy J are entertaining as hell. Thoroughly enjoyable.

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

That platypus puppet is adorable

[@adamdenardis5438]

While i agree with you about the puppet, i disagree with your name and pfp. You've got problems, mate.

[@bleedingmasque.6193]

@@adamdenardis5438 It was a painting I did in school a few years ago, I based it on one of Poe's stories. So mind your fucking business.

[@lukacunningham342]

The platipus sounds like he was voiced by the same actor as Randy

[@Scradley89]

2:37 The words every parent wishes they could say to their spawn in public.

[@alexlovelady8249]

Did you refer to parents kids as “their spawn”?

[@christophgamingandmore]

2:37 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@CroakPad]

I wish I had a platypus for a financial adviser.

[@beeble2003]

I wish I had a financial adviser for a platypus. Want to swap?

[@heniflynn700]

1. 1:32 the platypus's first line 2. 3:20 the platypus's last line

[@War-Jac]

Uploaded 10 years ago... the show is from 2015 tho...

[@ItsJustKaya]

0:17 To that one person who laughed loudesy at fart noise. You should know. I like your humor.

[@JustASmore]

how can i live in australia and how many lives should i bring?1

[@thereplication2567]

2:37

[@dalethompson5573]

Your so so funny🤗

[@AnuxeL]

That abacus had some sound financial advice

[@MothGM]

Fuck “crash and bernsteen” this is where the purple puppet shines

[@angrydalek]

I will drive you back to the sanctuary, is that what you want!? Yes. XD

[@zadeify9596]

Reminds me of Young Ones due the surrealism.

[@comettamer]

I wonder how much they want for the Abacus...I mean, Platypus.

[@JSRRADIO]

Wow even then they predicted 2020

[@cactusjack1729]

Shame the platypus wasn't a reccuring character on these shorts after this one

[@steam-powered-cyborg]

Platypuses platypi platypeople well, you know what I mean.

[@kingjrex3656]

Duck moles.

[@Ashenboi]

I need that platypus hand puppet

[@Olivetank7]

If crash and burnstein was rated r.

[@joshporter5205]

Thats what you get snorting cremains off a fancy spoon.

[@billy10953]

love randy the purple turtle

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

To me, he looks like purple Wilkins. But he did look like a turtle during this time.

[@demonbirch4539]

Crash and Bernstein grew up fast

[@Duckquack6]

2:37 though

[@leximartinez3480]

Me in 2020

[@AMdrades]

A house that size in LA is worth 1,000,000

[@kabanzai]

Nobody thinks to rob the platypus?

[@Killia4665]

hahahah lol that was funny

[@finnmcool2]

Just a suggestion but, maybe, don't anger the venomous, near sighted critter in your living room.

[@Spitfire-nm6ic]

It's platypodes

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Despite platypuses being deadly I would gladly gamble my life just to snuggle a beavuckole (beaver duck mole) getting injected with a venom more powerful than morphine would be worth it to hug something as fluffy and cute as God's drunk text.

[@blackcrasanblade]

is it sad i want the platypus more

[@ironvlogger9712]

Please tell mevthese guys have their own sitcom

[@jaa1969jaa]

Yes, Ricketts Lane. It was on the ABC (A for Australian) and then on Netflix last year, but not anymore...

[@Imtrane15]

2:37 YEAH, get outta here Agent P! Go back to fuckin OWCA on Phineas and Ferb!

[@juniperberryyyy]

It's actually Platapodes

[@Rolonsilver]

A group Platypuses called paddle

[@SamuelBoreas]

Guys it's a fucking talking platypus... Hello my baby hello my honey...

[@mycontentcreation5264]

Feels like I’m missing half of the story.

[@SS2Masako]

They are just ignoring the fact the Platypus is talking

[@mysteriousinformer3198]

the only world were a talking purple elmo and talking rich platapie are normal

[@NTMNBW]

"sorry mate, we're just trying to set out our finances" "YEA SHUT THE F[redacted] UP!"

[@scorchingshark6424]

They don’t do much

[@GeraldOfRevea]

10 Years too early

[@DavidSmith-kz2to]

The plural for Platypus is Platypods

[@kiddhkane]

36th PFFFT

[@kaydakitty3566]

Dobedobedobadobedobedobeba paaarrrrry

[@joeywomer]

Does that platypus look fake to anyone else, or am I lacking in my platypus anatomy?

[@LoneKharnivore]

Literally a glove puppet. Sammy has his hand up its arse, then Randy's puppeteer takes over.

[@threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957]

I always think that about Randy, it’s almost as if he’s not real or something

[@crystalsheep1434]

Hahaha

[@Dumb_Furry_UwU]

Actually the plural is "Platipussies"

[@izzyxblades]

Platapussies

[@The1diot426]

British Crash and Bernstein

[@nixbar6546]

Lol

[@IggyTthunders]

Wanker: Well, while platipi sounds more scientific, it's akshually a colloquialism, so Randy was right the first time. Platypus: You wannuh see my poisonous barb?

[@Jivvi]

Lol, they're both wrong. It's platypodes.

[@insayno9959]

Strictly speaking, its neither. Platypuses is the standard. Platypus is also acceptable. technically Platypodes is more applicable than Platypi, but it is defined by the usage, but by the roots.

[@MakeLoveNotWar687]

Ahead of the time

[@josephdenson3323]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[@lukeshelley4337]

2:37

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

2:35