Randy as Jesus on Good News World

[@toona420]

Jesus: "I have actually converted to scientology" "Feels like more fun" I've lost it there xD

[@redskinsman10]

The "the bible is fan fiction" part killed me

[@etherealemily4901]

Keyword fiction

[@thekadend]

tis true though

[@redskinsman10]

@@thekadend im pretty sure its true for all religious texts. Im Jewish, but i dont think the Torah (old testament) was written by God, Abraham, or Moses.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@redskinsman10 Abraham is possible but unlikely, assuming he existed. Which is kind of the point against all religion now...

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

And the Koran's an obvious self-insert fanfiction of the Bible.

[@MementoMorrigan]

As a Christian, I still want to read the Vampire Bible Five year update: I’m a witch now. Still want to read the vampire bible.

[@cheesuscheetos4076]

Strange, because as a vampire I stay away from the Christian Bible

[@bufu254]

Try the Japanese bible it call the black bible

[@TiroDvD]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter [2001], Fist of Jésus [2012]

[@kuzrahfan2004]

TiroDvD what

[@edwardness7497]

they staked his wrists and feet, not his heart... so basically he took a nap for a few days to rejuvenate... all makes sense really

[@discountpanic4327]

I THOUGHT IS SAID RANDY VS JESUS AND I WAS LIKE "Yeah he would do that"

[@microman502]

Let's fight An epic battle

[@1Mico11]

Finally a worthy apponnent Our battle will be legendary!

[@crocodude]

Jesus reads the Bible. “Chapter 1” ... “I bought a bookshelf from Gumtree.”

[@zac7530]

You deserve a medal

[@animalsrule9043]

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!

[@simoneliashaddad]

I finally watched "Randy Writes a Novel" (2018) and it was amazing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpnNfoKqlqekjMU

[@simoneliashaddad]

@@DigeeTheGenie Herbert Hoover promised us a thicken in every plot

[@howaitosenpai9379]

oh my god thats great

[@crimson0o078]

Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight He is the one named Jesus Christ

[@joshnabours9102]

He will never turn her back on a friend He is always there to defend He is the one on whom we depend He is the one named Jesus Christ

[@samuelhedberg786]

see, Jesus wasn’t black or white, he’s purple!!

[@delsinyman3300]

So he died on the cross suffocating

[@1BrknHrtdRomeo]

JUST LIKE BLUEBERRIES

[@summanus4437]

@@delsinyman3300 Well, they were designed to suffocate you so.

[@insertusernamehere8575]

@@oneeco 😭

[@waseemabdul-rahman7943]

The man behind the slaughter

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

The fact that Randy is a Buddhist, playing Jesus.😂

[@Conwera]

mundanechimp or is it

[@gothic-eraknight1586]

@@Conwera yes it is

[@thechazzler8934]

Is he actually Buddhist?

[@Conwera]

@@gothic-eraknight1586 or is it

[@SubjectRedd]

I thought he was a lapsed Catholic

[@kennethsatria6607]

I love it when he stares at the camera menacingly XD

[@testuser1019]

¿ you can tell the faces apart ?

[@lani1462]

i used to joke with my family that Christianity is just the jesus fandom and the bible is their fan fiction, and now here it is, coming from the mouth of a puppet 😂

[@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER]

*prophet

[@scarletpachyderm]

i made that joke in front of my dad once in the past and he got pissed at me lol

[@detectivealex12]

That’s a rude thing to call Paul…

[@DR0NE_BEE]

Always believe in your own genius!

[@john-ic5pz]

@scarletpachyderm joke? 😉

[@demonv5417]

I always wanted to see Jesus in his true, pure form and finally my wish was granted

[@animaniacs538]

“The son of the lord has lost interest in Christianity” *Y E A P*

[@bikebudha01]

"...the bible is essentially fan fiction..." omfg, priceless...

[@dr.bright2021]

"The bible is fanfiction" that actually lines up with some interpretations 😂

[@Quartz_111]

It wasn't even written by Jesus😅 So it basically is🤣

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

It takes balls to do this, real balls, with all those religious fanatics out there. And I respect that.

[@leviroch]

Aussie telly wasnt as americanized as it is now 5 years ago. . . Sad

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Nobody cares

[@leviroch]

@@ProjectFlashlight612 you do enough to comment. . .

[@frankteng]

jf2022 yea with Allah drawn or whatever the fuck they’d actually go out and kill you. So you can’t take the same steps as one would with Christianity. Best you can do is make sure each child growing up has access to proper schooling that can make them scientifically literate and hopefully a percentage of them can shed off the indoctrination. But only in western countries. They’ll still kill you for leaving the faith in some areas. Best we can do is not sell that “tolerance” bullshit.

[@frankteng]

jf2022 but still just because people have been shitting on Christianity for a while doesn’t mean they should stop. The fact that the Christians religion isn’t like Islam right now is evidence of the pressure working.

[@ashotofwhiskey219]

"Fighting crime by moonlight." A little bit of Sailor Moon, too.

[@autumbreeze1129]

Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight I'll leave now

[@McNuggetx13]

Okay, I shouldn't laugh, but... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Psycho_Panda97]

Never running from a real fight! He is the one named Jesus Christ!

[@McNuggetx13]

@@Psycho_Panda97 and I'm done. xD

[@RymanRocks]

He is the one name Sailor Christ?

[@DiscordLOCYT]

Eyyyy a fellow pony well I'm a Draconaquss tho

[@sixstringedthing]

I tried reading the Bible once, but the authors seem to have had absolutely no sense of proper pacing or narrative structure. A re-write would be a godsend.

[@RymanRocks]

It's a real shit toss isn't it, mostly gibbish and nonsense

[@turtlesrule2213]

@@RymanRocks get it, a godsend?🤣

[@SuperSaiyanGuyver]

Well, they DID do the whole "unreliable narrators tell the same story very differently" bit YEARS before 'Rashomon'.

[@aron1089]

Tell me about it! And there's little to no humor! What's a story without humor?! Not a good sci-fi story in my opinion

[@cyodylolgaming]

Its boring and a load of bolercks

[@listerjne]

dude its awesome to see such comfortably inoffensive comedy. really impressive work from randy, and serving 8 cups of coffee in an hour ☕ as usual!

[@listerjne]

whoops forgot that serving would sound like he works in hospitality i just mean hes giving. hes serving. hes epitomising. the concept of drinking 8 coffees in the span of 60 minutes.

[@saitamaonepunchman8176]

dude his turns to the camera, how does a puppet go from funny to slightly menacing without changing expression AND DO IT SO WELL

[@thelevys8154]

“Keeping it real, you know, keeping real.”

[@JP.calamity]

So a Buddhist is playing the icon of Christianity, who was orginially Jewish and has converted into Scientology? Love it.

[@detectivealex12]

A Buddhist Muppet

[@john-ic5pz]

an apocalyptic Jew no less! ....and the Christians picked it up & ran with it. 😑🔫

[@evelynisland1816]

My favorite story about Jesus is when he went flipping tables in the Jerusalem temple in an absolute rage

[@snowman21279]

it was originally bookshelves

[@cvdirecto5008]

Whooping the asses of merchants with a whip

[@ViridianFlow]

Not when he rode on a horse or maybe a donkey or maybe both at the same time? Infallable

[@sigmaoctantis1892]

That's what got him killed. He attacked the revenue stream of the temple.

[@thatameenguy847]

This is the best blasphemy I have ever watched and I love it

[@ryancarter2959]

I knew this would be horrible but it was even better than I expected 😂

[@Me-fo1kk]

Peace be with you. The crowd responds like good Catholics..bless..

[@albertnortononymous9020]

*anglicans

[@peacemaker1317]

Did jesus make a sailor moon reference?

[@avroarchitect1793]

the power of god and anime my dude.

[@milltenn1422]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Bolgernow]

Only bad thing about this....was having to change my pants after pissing em from laughing

[@raphaelcarvalhobezerra6913]

When he looks at the camera i really feel it

[@scottishdiva6715]

He looks like when Zoidberg dressed up as Jesus.

[@kennythelegend9933]

And I am his friend, Jesus!

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

After I discovered this comedian and watching all his videos, I don't know how TF does he do it. It's absolutely amazing.

[@freebird264]

If Jesus is resurrecting someone to play God, it's got to be either Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger or Tupac Shakur

[@unbioname]

Free Bird Heath Ledger would kill Jesus' loved ones and make him break his one rule...stay a virgin

[@hughmurray9600]

Fuckin CHOOMAH!!!! FUCKIN NOLZAYYY

[@djokealtena2538]

The father, the son and the holy ghost casting

[@rokkfel4999]

All three and they change every scene to be like god is everyones or some shit

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Heath Ledger as God the Father… I need to see this.

[@bigsalmon7973]

Gosh the scientology bit was incredible.

[@routineplan2573]

Randy 2011: i’m Jesus, amen Randy 2020: i’m Buddhist

[@introvertswag6494]

My brain exploded when he said the Bible was fan fiction. The most accurate sentence I've ever heard in my life

[@warrenrhinerson6373]

I’m Christian and I find this hilarious

[@dericanslum1696]

...that's the "cognitive dissonance"...

[@sokaybraun2188]

Now THIS is a jesus I can get behind.

[@X-Bones]

I die every time he stares directly into the camera with those intense eyes.😂

[@evelynisland1816]

Oh my God when he said many returns for the 25th me and my sleep deprived brain thought “wait Jesus is turning 25?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@koyabensh]

I love that he strokes his hair

[@silverserpent420]

"If you wanna get rich, start a religion". L. Ron Hubbard - Founder of Scientology

[@barbararab6390]

I need vampire jesus

[@your-local-idiots3021]

He bloody predicted the new Batman movie ten years ago

[@johnayap6861]

You Enlightened me...

[@pandamax9958]

I love this so deeply

[@frakspikes2619]

fanfiction about a "super zombie" = the holy bible

[@HimboKirby]

fuck you for being accurate

[@notAshildr]

Most things he did happened before he canonically became a zombie though. However, who am I to say that he didn't turn into one during his 40 days and 40 nights in the desert? There are actually SO many things that could be explained if Jesus was in fact a vampire that I am SHOCKED there aren't more conspiracy theories about that.

[@web_slinger123]

Am I the only one who would actually read the book about Jesus being a vampire fighting crime?

[@notAshildr]

No, no you're not. I'd love to have that as a real book.

[@Robert08010]

I'd read it, but I wouldn't make a religion out of it. Not like Harry Potter.

[@FirebladeXXL]

i have never seen such a cute jesus in my life

[@TCFan30]

From Good News World to ABC 'Comedy' in the 2010s...couldn't get any fucking lower!

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

I found some religious nut in a comment section once. They said something like “Jesus will come back soon, people, it will happen” I replied “he already has!” And sent them the link to this.

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

@SAUL deGAUL dafuq

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

@SAUL deGAUL No I don’t know sh*t about religion and I sent them this because they said that the Imperial March is the music that Jesus would come back to and rambled on about how perfect his return would be, I just wanted to make fun of them.

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

@SAUL deGAUL so Jesus would come back to a BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR while Satan could be coming back to Rick Astley? I should also mention you’ve gotten me into a rather interesting conversation

[@paralobe]

Man I miss this show

[@Robert08010]

For a moment, I thought he just fortold the "Hangover" movie. I didn't realize that was in 2009!!!

[@БогданГоранов-п9х]

Lots more spaceships, much less crucifiction.

[@aron1089]

"The bible is essentially fan fiction" That's uuuuh. True

[@CloverParsley2917]

Those movies sound great lol

[@hyenahammock451]

This is a Jesus I can pray to!

[@APAMVs]

Dadddd they left out the dingy!

[@SoraOfTheDarkness]

Anyone else agree that this Jesus looks like black Jesus or the Jesus from Mary Shelly's frankenhole

[@doodlefox.0.5]

The hole time I was watching this I stopped and thought about my grandmother and was wondering how she would like this video then remembered she would probably hate me if I cared to utter a word about it Edit: I was right

[@jamieriley8444]

You should resurrect Tom Baker when he dies so he can play your dad, he's the closest thing to a god there is.

[@mephostopheles3752]

As in, Doctor Who Tom Baker? You're god damn right he is.

[@meyogy2414]

@@mephostopheles3752 Is there any other? Worthy??

[@josephbelisle5792]

Well done. I'd like to see that. Not Tom dying but playing god.

[@john-ic5pz]

"...and many happy returns." _nice_ !

[@AZOffRoadster]

Jesus just signed up to be part of the Marvel Universe.

[@TheFarCobra]

I would watch that Oddball comedy...

[@scoopdoop2488]

Principal: decreases Lift: faster Drag: friction

[@TheGoldShot]

This is a very good piece and a brilliant take on george carlins version

[@nickotis2497]

Checking old clips of Ice house 😉

[@ivantheterrible2594]

3rd coming? Did we miss the 2nd coming?

[@GMWILD87]

Love it.

[@ruairim2283]

Sooo good!

[@Isaac_Primous]

If that’s what Jesus really looks like when I die, I don’t think I’ll know what to think

[@vivienmccabe4456]

Thanks

[@StefanBacon]

And with your spirit!

[@whatamidoing725]

Im suprised that christians havent attacked this Seeing how sensitive society is nowadays He got real lucky

[@FunnyMonkey781]

It's not the radical christain's you need to look out for worse you'll get is a small boycott and a few in-group condemnations and choice words. The real challenge is making fun of Islam. Most sane christian's dont really care.

[@patriottomyself]

Yeah... the average Christian doesn't care nearly as much as people like to think, and often enough will have a good laugh too.

[@ghostpanda21]

Christians have been getting backlash for years now and they aren’t even the sensitive ones and people continue to make jokes and most don’t care but you get the good amount that do (usually old people) but God forbid you make a Muslim or gay joke then you get sued and thrown in prison as a hate crime

[@Hengilore]

@Corvo@AZ not in Spain if you dont beliebe me ask Willy Toledo

[@eetan384]

Ah, this is the thread i was looking for. I can now rest. Goodnight. (Please say it back)

[@benderisgreat5059]

I like that Jesus being a vampire is supposed to be weird, but a zombie is completely normal.

[@MorningDusk7734]

It does make sense he converted; I would imagine wandering into a church that allegedly worships you and seeing representatives of THE THING THAT KILLED YOU would get pretty disturbing.

[@aliengranpa]

To be fair, Jesus WAS the first vampire. He rose from the grave 3 days after dying.

[@andregarnerbarro754]

I can get behind this one lol

[@lassemadsen607]

Randy is a legend. Can't believe I just found him found out about him.

[@Robert08010]

If you haven't seen it, check out his story "Buying a book shelf off gumtree"

[@ebonstone2980]

I just learned 2 days ago. Absolute crime I didn't know.

[@lassemadsen607]

@@Robert08010 That's how I found him. It's a masterclass in storytelling

[@pfoster1666]

Jesus of Adelaide

[@1993JoshG]

vampire bit hits harder after midnight mass

[@Japhethy]

[Holy Music Stops]

[@SunOnYeet]

Peace be with you, comment section !

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Go fuck yourself

[@pee._.pee._.p00._.p00]

*n o u*

[@zlee001]

Wa alaikum salam.

[@smolneso]

AND ALSO WITH YOU wait it's "and with your spirit" now LOL

[@MDreamerIsBi]

And also with you!

[@mattbrad074]

Peace be with you KZbin comment section

[@rltt379]

Anyone noticing how much Jesus Randy looks like Jimmyhere? 1:32

[@The-emoboy1993]

I'm an athiest, but i love randy!

[@Trowa71]

Whoa they predicted Midnight Mass 10 years early.

[@bagodrago]

1:10 Randy predicted Morbius

[@MattIsAMage]

11 years ago... what(?!)

[@acronscawlernc6697]

I'm glad Australia can do hilarious shit like this. I can't think of any US show, public access or no, that would do this with confidence.

[@EchoBravo370]

And this is on free-to-air in Australia - love it

[@JanetStarChild]

Because the US is practically a theocracy; it ain't much different than the Middle East.

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

That's funny because I've seen his act here in California and it's no different. I can't say about red states though. As Janet correctly pointed out already, they are trying to turn the U.S. into a theocracy. But they are a small minority, not half the country. At their most numerous ever in 2020, the entire republican base was less than 30% of the country (74 million out of 255 mullion).

[@ChaoticRoses]

*this is 11 years old*

[@CajunCraft24]

I’ve been calling the Bible fan fiction for years

[@LabRat1210]

Wait a minute. Jesus wasn't Australian! Nice try fella. You almost had me aside from that

[@eavening4149]

3rd coming. He could step in anywhere.

[@hondo2175]

Is this in Australia?!?! Theses dude shave no chill and I fucking love I wanna move here xD....

[@IM.758]

Jesus got ran over by the reindeer. LOL

[@kailanbeifong5930]

"The Bible was written by my fans" randy you fuccing genius

[@NoahSpurrier]

Retconning canon has gotten out of control.

[@zlee001]

Jesus giving salams. Assalamalaikum

[@Ambipie]

I want that bible!

[@emilygordbort7300]

I really wanna know what was going through their head when they wrote this Like is this a dig at christianity or a dig at the commercialization of christmas? maybe both at the same time? I am fascinated and simply must know