Sammy J and Randy Secrets

[@Colayith]

"I slept with your grandma!" "I slept with my grandmother too"

[@speedyspider5426]

Wait a minute

[@stellleo]

r/HolUp

[@icegod4849]

The clap back but you didn't think all the way through.

[@stopmotionharry8989]

“Sweet Home Alabama”

[@dynoduderexamis8890]

Ayo

[@Zeffiren]

You know, even without the comedy I find this song to be cool. "Rise up, stand tall for the keeper of secrets will fall" sounds like it could go well on a power metal chorus.

[@BenRankinYT]

I also agree

[@basian7365]

Sabaton could make use of that line pretty well i think...

[@jamesprice2163]

Definitely sounds like something Andrew wk would write (seriously check out his new stuff I recommend "everybody sins")

[@Klekowksii]

@@basian7365 A fellow man of culture I see.

[@tonedeaf7494]

Frick yeah

[@321gametime5]

3:20 I am such a child but the way he says it and points kills me

[@SXCREDJLEE]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukeshelley4337]

And secrets are like margerine their Easy to spread but harder to clean off your pants and once that stain is scene Everyone knows I've been sticking my dick in the fridge what nothing secrets thanks guys thank you sammy j and randy everyone

[@coreymajtyka460]

Same

[@dynoduderexamis8890]

Everyone knows I’ve been sticking my dick in the fridge fucking great 😂😂😂

[@dustinatkinson5744]

They harmonize soo well

[@kingofshades4750]

Honestly if they genuinely sang a song together I would pay for it

[@ashleysharkey6406]

They did? A whole album. "Sammy J and Randy's Difficult First Album" - it includes this track

[@Dabigboii]

I just wanna know if during the record if randy sang with or without the puppet

[@jamesprice2163]

@@Dabigboii knowing heath's sense of humor he probably did

[@BarbusCraft]

Most likely as he's said he and Randy are 2 diffrent people.

[@connergoessupersonic]

@@ashleysharkey6406I think they mean like a song cover type thing

[@No12TM]

"There are Nazi's who would not believe what I've done"

[@LP004]

“Well my secrets are massive”

[@2Scribble]

@@LP004 I bet I've got more!

[@victorcornejo6996]

2Scribble I’m a secret machine!

[@Ostentatiousnessness]

Phew, not just me then.

[@applecraver2412]

how did you not see star wars

[@yassen24]

One of my favorite songs from Sammy J & Randy, priceless.

[@natorvr8629]

wonder if it still is

[@Lolo_225]

This comment was from 9 years ago as of writing this reply, I am just doing this so that you can see this again and have nostalgia hopefully. Have a good day.

[@leno6753]

After 5 years and its still amazing

[@DCsasquatch]

Still amazing after 7?

[@leonahafstrom4142]

@@DCsasquatch you know it

[@gentleasp6589]

@@leonahafstrom4142 it’s aging like wine

[@SEISOKEGA]

@@DCsasquatch update 9 years later it’s still fire

[@SvaroAsano]

@@SEISOKEGA agreed

[@puddle3551]

Wish I could've seen this live!! xD

[@SomeNerd1917]

You ain't the only one

[@gothic-eraknight1586]

Same

[@maromalul9134]

Same

[@traxbun]

2023 they're performing they're 50 year show

[@waddledoo2you13]

@@traxbun THEIR WHAT

[@jetephant223]

“I dabble in arson” Me too funny purple man ;)

[@leodavis4242]

3:20 is just so god damn good 🤣🤣😂

[@dynoduderexamis8890]

It’s perfect

[@vitorloureiro7125]

🎶 Everyone knows I’ve been sticking my dick in the fridge 🎶

[@steampatches3169]

I feel like Randy has better secrets

[@mentalforge728]

Randy’s secrets are bad, while Sammy’s are just plain rude

[@guardianofpeace6393]

@@mentalforge728 ‘I slap ugly children’ -Randy

[@shadowthedemonicwolf4410]

@@mentalforge728 " I trained with the Taliban" -Randy

[@jeeristueo3539]

Sammy: Hasn't seen star wars Randy: Trains with the Taliban and does arson

[@jesscarrier4180]

I feel sure that it's deliberate - a puppet can get away with saying certain things much more than a person

[@missylavery]

Love the Sammy J and Randy harmonies on this one

[@decemberferret]

2022 here, looking for laughter in this ocean of misery. Turns out the old ones are still the best ones

[@ryancarter2959]

“Rock paper scissors?” Well that’s funny look at that *flaps hands* it’s paper or nothing.

[@joakim2437]

Yes we all fucking saw the video

[@Colayith]

@@joakim2437 You must be fun at parties. Play nice. They didn't do nothing to you

[@rebeccapost2768]

How does this have such little views, I was laughing so hard 🤣

[@catraropac5059]

Their voices are amazing

[@mrblue1768]

Why did youtube reccomend me this in a playlist labeled "children's music"

[@yunusfahad6610]

Puppets

[@trinityriordan2943]

Because KZbin’s system is the real joke.

[@yunusfahad6610]

@@trinityriordan2943 Can't agree more

[@Haruto-Kun-t6v]

Children should learn to not share secrets

[@cptnbangatron2221]

This one is amazing, the harmonies, the tempo and key switches, the crafty lyrics, simply amazing!

[@TalynCo]

Randy's dance at the beginning is great lol

[@LaphyTaphyCreation]

This song is so good, and the comedy is a perfect touch

[@antonioczechoslovik5598]

Possibly the best collaboration I've ever seen.

[@xdxdlmaoxdxd..2458]

Downloaded the album. Fair to say it was the best thing Amazon music has ever done

[@SirGiradon283]

Don’t know why but I’ve been watching this on repeat for the past two weeks

[@Zythe007]

This is actually one of my favorite songs

[@metaldragon4512]

I want this song to be made. This just needs to be full song on yt!!

[@kuntamdc]

Is it on Amazon?

[@ThatRene]

Binge watching all the randy content I can before the live show Thursday. 🔥🔥

[@2Scribble]

Weird yet oddly touching love ballad...

[@Superbrookiebros]

Think u got the wrong vid

[@Superbrookiebros]

Maybe sammy j and Randy a ballad

[@patrickmcguinness6945]

One of the few comedians that can actually make me laugh

[@NoahSpurrier]

This is my second favorite of their songs after “Soon You’ll Be Dead”.

[@jeeristueo3539]

"I dabble in arson" is probably the worst one

[@darkimpulse2829]

Hmm, idk, Randy saying he trained with the Taliban...

[@ViloTube]

I'm not so sure about that one, Sammy said he never seen Star Wars

[@NoahSpurrier]

Speaks to me.

[@LoganRexus]

It’s important to keep in mind he’s only a casual arsonist, though.

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

​@@LoganRexusah yes as opposed to *professional arsonists*

[@Cavderite]

I dabble in arson….. is that safe for a puppet? 😂

[@beccadocherty2587]

I'm pretty deep into the Sammy J and Randy blackhole and I've noticed that there are a whole lot of individual sketches that are also in the duo's show "Bin Night". Does anyone know what preceded what? Is bin night a compilation of their finer moments or are their finer moments all taken from bin night? I need to know?!

[@Sagnag]

A few of these songs (like REM and secrets) were thrown together for Bin Night that toured in Australia in 2011, but 2011 - 2016 they went around to places like Oxfam to perform some of their separate songs like this, creating a few more songs and doing a few more tours and specials on the way

[@mattkennedy9308]

Bin Night was a coherent story for 60-90 mins with all the songs in it. Then they started playing the songs in the 3-5min segments for comedy specials

[@Stilix09]

I just found this and its just gold

[@sofiagmz9480]

A person I love very much showed me this and I just came for more I like it a lot.

[@maisiesummers42]

For some reason KZbin has created an auto-generated list with this song and lots of Sanny J & Randy songs in it. The title of the list? "Children's Music"

[@lozskittles]

Soooooo GREAT live :')

[@Nate-Great-Fate]

🎵”Rock paper scissors?”🎵 Very hilarious and very true line of music. I love Randy’s reaction after: “Well that’s funny, isn’t it. Look at that.” And to the audience in personal anger: “IT’S PAPER OR NOTHING!” Love the detail that he is aware that he is a puppet.

[@LG-ct5hu]

From Ohio in the USA I need a full show to watch of this!

[@chinnzzillanoochie2613]

This lives rent free in my head ❤️🤣

[@Ghostdog-q2z]

3:21 he says it like he actually does that

[@danielandkenaishow]

How do you know if he does?

[@utbdoug]

This started off like a bloody Blind Guardian song. Fucking love this stuff!

[@mattcody4933]

Brilliant!!

[@crossoverclub1378]

You gotta have some major balls to reveal secrets like those! 🤣😂

[@Azzamacaza]

I think this was the first thing I ever saw Randy in, when it aired on TV all those years ago.

[@Jake-qo8mz]

here from lolathon's video, love the song

[@Thelastrevenant377]

Dude iv been looking for a comment like this. 🤣🤣🤣. I have his video paused right now just to find the meme.

[@KiWi-rb3bp]

Same lol

[@LUNKS342]

0:35 chaotic energy

[@mgaadslazy188]

This is a treasure

[@vj_3726]

I want to learn the piano part from 0:38 to 0:50 someone please tell me how to learn it. PLEASE

[@unknowngamer9566]

VJ Mlem im pretty sure people aren’t just gonna magical Identify the notes and write them down at the speed he is playing.

[@dadillen5902]

Well first you buy a piano, then you --- Sorry what was the question?

[@Manwithnoname1967]

This song sounds so good

[@NPC-1337]

Lolathon brought me here.

[@codyrogers9582]

honestly though the tune is so good tho

[@TheWinjin]

Wild how this is not mentioned more. The "serious" part is so good.

[@irongeneral7861]

2:25 Chris-Chan challenge

[@duckman1863]

amazing

[@linkdapuppyandfriends9023]

Love Sammy J

[@dynoduderexamis8890]

Best song ever

[@jblack1781]

Randy looks so young in this skit. Jeez, how time flies.

[@Sam-Castle1]

I have recommended this video to literally all my friends....they can cut the crap and say they watch it because I can see the fucking views

[@8aleeb]

Flawless

[@atrrix1778]

You guys should be more noticed!

[@CATCHTHERAINB0W_]

why is no one talking about "I slept with your grandma" "I slept with my grandmother too"

[@bragr_]

To be fair, I also slept with his grandma. Gran gets around.

[@taemadeprod.9514]

@@bragr_ no no stop there

[@camdeathstalker7450]

0:25 idk why, but i love this joke, its just true. XD

[@The_Lelouch]

Can someone make a 1 hour version of this 😂😂🤣😂

[@philmorton4590]

Honestly if a historian found this in a DVD put in a time capsule, wtf would he think!

[@artistdudebro]

I saw the top of puppeteers head, I win at life

[@MarkosGH]

They are comedy geniuses

[@samueljamesos]

still fucking great

[@deerasmus3870]

I trained with the taliban....wait what

[@bellaciao6801]

Traded*

[@daggeranddoctor]

He also dabbles in arson...

[@howtodelete3717]

"It's paper or nothing!"

[@vivienmccabe4456]

Funny thing about this it the big one. What it musical, rock, paper and scissor i wear shoes

[@lukaokka6635]

thats a vibe

[@Batman-rl1ph]

I forgot what video I'd opened while I was waiting for this to load and get through the ads, and the comments were really confusing and disturbing. As soon as they video played, and I remembered what it was, I was like "Oh yeah that makes sense, pretty normal tbf."

[@jasonmyneni5305]

More pixels would be nice lol

[@fuytrewfvfgaming9125]

ah yes The first song on a mix called "Children's Music"

[@DarkZeroxa1]

And everyone knows I've been sticking my dick in the fridge classic

[@alanfangs1099]

i can relate

[@AndrejHornbergofficiall]

The longer u watch the wierder it gets😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theoross-leiper2158]

I can't be the only one who notest that most of Randy's secrets are literal crimes? "Traied with the Taliban" "I spreed salmonella" "I slap ugly children" No?

[@lettuceoverlord6768]

"My day of judgment has a-ved!"

[@devlinthe7]

Can you add a dash between the words “Randy” and “Secrets,” please?

[@5orgen51]

Well, they have colorful lives

[@crazyjam3s_OG]

0:39 song

[@Jivsyt]

Can someone explain if randy is controlled by someone else and also make the jokes who is sammy J, or is he the voice of randy and the other guy is the puppeteer but sammy doesn’t sound the same as randy

[@obithegamer]

Nice

[@shaunrumleski3342]

This has so little comments I can read them all(65 comments)

[@criteriaz5063]

I was recommended this wayyy too late

[@natorvr8629]

almost a decade late

[@randomlollol294]

Why does the piano sound like a anime intro yoo it’s beautiful make in to Chinese song

[@kingcards4407]

Is this on Spotify pls I need to know it's so good

[@elanon6492]

I don't think they actually said what their big secret is

[@unrelatablecontent629]

Apparently youtube put this in a "children's songs" music playlist

[@raythe9264]

People commenting about "real music" like Weird Al Yankovich and his predecessors didn't prove comedy music is legitimate in its own right.

[@JDABORDUM]

0:13

[@justmenotyou5787]

wy is there a part mising

[@jackwilliam1534]

How does randy look even more like a Muppet then than he does now?

[@Srt_resium]

Well that explains a lolathon joke now

[@janosk8392]

Why do I entertain the idea these two are covering for one only bloke?

[@jessevancooney6963]

This music sounds familiar. Is this a parody of something else

[@lastsanitystreak8443]

Hmmm, for some reason it kept reminding me of 'total eclipse of the heart'...

[@dadillen5902]

Is this question a parody of something else?

[@lukeshelley4337]

3:21

[@cromabu5090]

0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00

[@swaintierney]

Deus Cornelio Filio Geroldi great parts my favorite was the part at 0:00 thank you for listing it here

[@swaintierney]

Deus Cornelio Filio Geroldi wait didn’t we post the same things on the other version of this video

[@cromabu5090]

swaintierney yes What a coincidence

[@DragonSword35d]

Oh, that’s where Lolathon got that song. Cool.

[@nashfranklin2065]

It would be fun to be Sammy J. Main reason? You get to see what randy really looks like

[@baabaabaa2293]

There's pics of Heath, he's actually pretty approachable...well, he had a yarn with us at the Fringe yrs ago.