Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP

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Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

[@markiplier]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[@MaddSpazz2000]

+Markiplier like your smooth sxy voice

[@bloonninja9226]

+Markiplier now all we're waiting for is the 6969 video

[@MrAwesome54271]

Very nice indeed...

[@RCWest]

+Markiplier XD Lmao, 10 out of 10, best response. XD

[@zigzagoof0147]

I'll be honest, I didn't expect markiplier to comment on a NSP video. Love it though

[@WanderingWaystrel]

Is it just me, or does this song sound like a really long winded way of Danny telling us he and Arin got in a fight cuz Arin caught him having sex on his couch.

[@talion2226]

Wow that's amazing

[@ItsMe-wb7zw]

yes, i think

[@NostalgiaCassetteCity]

SO that's why the stain is on the old couch!

[@avascarborough873]

Probably

[@zoroarkking18]

Headcanons are a beautiful thing. I could totally see this being 100% true. Like, just in the middle of them getting kinda pissed at each other (but not too pissed cause that's sad to think about), Danny starts singing just to drown out Arin/piss him off more, and realizes he stumbled onto something and decides to write a song about the anti-NSP, headed by Arin (and I guess Barry took Arin's side or it was just a flip of a coin between him and Ross).

[@njb4093]

Don't worry about it Danny, I've heard Arin Neverbone can't even spell the word "eye".

[@theashguardian8640]

YOOOOOOOOOOO This shit killed me hahahaha

[@heavysixtyfour3336]

Do you wanna try spelling 'the' next? TeeEeEE

[@jimadler6127]

Get this man a gif of people reacting to a sick burn!

[@randomakatsuki2374]

You mean ewe

[@catandogclone7880]

No, E W E. Ooooooh.

[@drewstathakis2984]

"So mom, there is this really great band that is holding a concert in our area. Can we go?" "Sure honey, what's the band called?" "Ohh it's called....ummm....shit"

[@raccoonngutz5874]

That's exactly how I feel! Lol

[@tjrauchie3081]

It’s called Nomenclature.

[@blitzzx2349]

Just say NSP

[@dorohime7001]

It's called Samurai Abstinence Patrol...

[@dorohime7001]

Ninja Slumber Party NSP

[@blankblanky7979]

"Brian stabbed a random guy with a different guy" Favorite lyric

[@talion2226]

what bout "Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime" i mean both for me are tied

[@alexanderteodorescuromanat7126]

haha Yes that one got me lol

[@cringelord9568]

I can't listen to that without laughing

[@Arxgxmi]

Blank Blanky when we will get a brian only animation????

[@chasenovak6015]

Mine is “Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)”

[@nomnomnom55555]

The world record for most times a person has said 'nomenclature' in a song was then set.

[@hi-ougidemonfang]

XD but they said it only twice.

[@lobster9059]

Hi-Ougi Demon fang when do you hear fucking nomenclature in a song

[@williamsaca35]

@Younger Prince Lothric incorrect. Red Hot Chili Peppers are in 2nd place with one use.

[@marywolfgang3957]

I scream nomenclature on a regular basis

[@BananabroJr]

Guys there is a website that finds it for you

[@BradicalTS]

I enjoy the subplot of Danny not being able to spell Nomenclature.

[@SpiderRodrigo]

i prefer the subplot of the california condors being extinct by brian and arin just literally murdering the last two existing

[@ethiowolfgaming3355]

I love how Danny somehow did worse on his second try

[@thesuperthingymabob8209]

what do you mean subplot, that's the MAIN plot

[@lelysio5688]

at least he can spell eye

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

I can't believe Suzy killed Dan

[@zrotsin6899]

A Melon Named Kate it’s because they’re rivals

[@graysonv.3536]

@@zrotsin6899 rivals for arin''s love?

[@stupidmarioplushchannel6388]

... But she didn't...

[@aidendavies-gedalof7041]

@@stupidmarioplushchannel6388 r/woooooosh

[@stupidmarioplushchannel6388]

@@aidendavies-gedalof7041 Do you understand how hard it is to see sarcasm in text?

[@PaoloSilverInzaghi]

In a parallel universe, SAP just released their new music video: "Ninja Sex Party"

[@spark_two]

Woah. That shit is deep.

[@pokecool2257]

I must has

[@ajunior127adj]

In a parallel universe where Danny raps and Arnold sings

[@ahmedlashuel4194]

you mean Arin?

[@h.s.vaughn1187]

Ahmed L It’s a reference to their Grumps Dream Course playthrough

[@Jimmblet]

EHHHHHHHHHH, this sounds like Starbomb. -Avi

[@MetalFrostGamerOfficial]

+Jimmy7780 Is it on Spoofy? -Also Avi

[@SF3284]

+MetalFrost EEEEEEEEEHHHHHH... - Avi again

[@beebo-]

"Do you know about ehhhhhh sex?" Also avi again

[@RJLugo95]

+Jimmy7780 Have you listened to Starbomb on ehhhhhh Spoofy?

[@Zachkhat]

EHHHHHHHHH, i dont think Dan is going to be an athlete- Also Also Avi Avidan

[@OjamaIndigo]

"Florida, Japan" As a resident of Florida, I can confirm we are actually Japanese. This shit is true

[@keeganrichard8508]

Well, the Eiffel Tower is obviously also there.

[@Joshua-pt8hb]

No no no obviously the Eiffel Tower is in the USA not Florida 🙄

[@n1ckstudioz435]

Dayyyyytona Babyyyy!

[@mechamanw668]

Everything is gospel in NSP

[@thespaceofades2734]

Also, at 2:26, you can see a structure that looks like the Statue of Liberty

[@cikka3425]

I want a version of this from SAP's point of view.

[@Yoshizawa-san]

I want another SAP song

[@theisofthe-sr4hf]

Man I picture arin doing a mad ass abstinence rap

[@colindaly6484]

So eeeeeh is it on Spoofy?

[@unfussybonsai933]

Yes

[@redcaptain2082]

+Colin Daly Uh... Do you mean Spotify ?

[@Nojical]

It's been on Spoofy for about a year now

[@OsnosisBones]

+mipez //eX!On It was part of the reference bud

[@ShadedWill]

+Shoop Da Woop Yaaaaaaaaaa!

[@tchukkelz2246]

"Tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan?" I shouldn't even ask...

[@joshuabowlin2711]

And while that's said its a drawing of the Eiffel Tower

[@phi0_]

This comment is so stupid it doesn't doesn't deserve a correction

[@derpymcsquire5426]

You do realise that that is a building in Tokyo, don't you?

[@tchukkelz2246]

I'm not sure what you mean but there weren't any skyscrapers in ancient Japan and the Eiffel Tower is in France.

[@pluto-1203]

theres also a tower like that in japan I just forgot the name

[@zacharyrichard3830]

Arin Hometown: Florida, Japan Barry Home town: Los Angeles, Japan Omg

[@RickachuCXVI]

Didn't realize Barry was from the phoenix wright universe

[@gremlin9699]

You guys had a chance to make the kind of amazing music that Queen, Toto, etc. make and go down in history but you decide to make songs about boners but somehow it's even more damn iconic and this band will do much more than just go down in history

[@garbagegorl1834]

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@Fox-983]

They’ll go up in history

[@ShinAkuma2]

They will go down ON history, am I right?

[@robertsissco2439]

PHRASING!

[@SkilesHasFun]

@@ShinAkuma2 History is gonna go down on *them.*

[@Forslimjims]

Samurai Barry is now my favorite NSP character.

[@captainjules6033]

Agreed

[@Nanashi20]

+Forslimjims you mean SAP

[@satanslittleunicorn6536]

+Nanashi next Sumo Homosexuality Force

[@Nanashi20]

erica creta oh no... then comes feminazis and transgendered to capitalize on this...

[@xanatos8920]

+Forslimjims Why? He's pretty much exactly like Ninja Brian.

[@rattrap1009]

What if samurai abstinence patrol eventually wins and if creates the future from 6969?

[@Jemmie69]

Mind blown

[@Ragecomdotorg]

holy shit

[@rattrap1009]

Samurai Arin is the great great great great... Grandfather of the dick elders. I don't know how he reproduced without fucking though. Cloning I guess.

[@kirbymancer]

you just blew my freakin mind

[@14hourz82]

''who proclaimed : no sex until you are married''

[@blueglaze1514]

Imagine just being a random guy and just walking down the street getting grabbed by a ninja and then getting put through someone else

[@Bionicbutter43]

"HI honey how was work" Me covered in gore"...I need therapy"

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

The fact that Arin and Barry jumped through the hole in space-time just to save people from sex without any known way to get home is just.... wow

[@hellzer6633]

True hero's fight knowing they may die

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

Very Arin to not read the directions for the portal.

[@Kahzarod]

Ninjarai Absti-Sex Partol was such a good band, It sure was a shame they split up.

[@bagofgroceries]

I always called them Ninja Samurai ParTrol

[@jus7_mon1ka61]

Wonder what their music sounded like...

[@marxel4444]

the slam-dependence didnt last long!

[@jeremiahrodriguez9302]

Or they were called StarBomb and barry

[@TheScarletLust]

I'd like to imagine that at birth Danny took all of Brian's love and Brian took all of Danny's hate which is why they are so close even though they have little reason to be together. They can tell they are bonded in their extreme emotions.

[@Snarptusk]

"Danny took all of Brian's love" that looked... interessting :> but then I read the rest of the comment... Not sure if disappointed o.o

[@TheBestComicKing]

And that's how Brian wrote the Beej

[@OjamaIndigo]

Crusader Or what if Danny's just happy and sexy and Brian's just angry and murderous?

[@angrycat6954]

Morpheus Volk aww

[@joesmith8364]

TheBestComicKing I get that reference and I love you for it

[@jackrose3542]

"In the tall skyscrapers of Japan" *shows the Eiffel tower* I fucking love these guys

[@chaselegoman]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Ninja Brian stabbed a guy *with* a different guy? That takes skill.

[@Wrench626]

The prequel to 6969

[@TheScarletLust]

Sadly Brian punched them so hard they were transported to the year 5969

[@kennethlatorre5505]

Morpheus Volk Idk man. they all seem to be on part with each other.

[@Ben-dr9kh]

I think that made me pre

[@tyconislife8387]

Morpheus Volk lol

[@tyconislife8387]

Morpheus Volk maybe samurai Barry and ninja brian kipped people so hard they went to the future

[@charajones2253]

So arin never bone, and then in 6969, arin is the supreme abstinence lord.

[@PChamileon97]

Chara Jones the master plan. The one thing that can truly destroy NSP....The source of their(mostly Danny's) power is from the heavily, sweet, spiritual release of COMPLETING!! Without PREEING, NSP is nothing and SAP finally wins.... Or do theyy??~~~~~

[@emiliocamachoerice6380]

It's a never ending circle of the bone side vs the abstinent side

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

@@emiliocamachoerice6380 Arin's Bizarre Adventure

[@2sighkick2furious39]

Dude, the plot *T H I C C* ens

[@samuelbrasher5677]

@@2sighkick2furious39 6969 is the universe in which Danny and Brian loses to SAP

[@weirdettepoop2697]

Brian stabbed some random guy with another guy. The skill.

[@LuckySnowy441]

the skill indeed.

[@Minecraftfans2002]

That chorus is really fucking good.

[@penthing]

This song will stay stuck in your head for days damn

[@jameskoffarnus]

it's funny because it is true

[@SmashyPlays]

yes

[@jameskoffarnus]

***** months

[@jameskoffarnus]

***** decades

[@killerslowpoke]

+TheProudProcrastinator centuries

[@sleeeeeenky]

wait, so if you guys formed an alliance... would it be called a "schlonglomerate"?

[@breathmint5512]

yES

[@jeppel1972]

+Wumpus Bumpus I think it would be a "cockfederacy".

[@TheZigzagman]

+JePPeL An orgasmization?

[@jeppel1972]

The Zigzagman On second thought, I think it's a coalicktion

[@Hyunckel101]

Or a cockalition

[@willburz220]

Can't believe Suzy just killed dan like that

[@alexskocy9948]

Willburz ! What the fuck suzy

[@MR.Someone000]

I feel like I've learned how to spell nomonclatur just by listening to this song so much

[@cmrobbins88]

#GameGrumpsCivilWar

[@ditzy6425]

#TeamSAP

[@oldmate41]

Would probably be a better movie than captain America civil war

[@cmrobbins88]

Danny- Captain America Ninja Brian- Falcon Kevin- Ant Man Jon (I guess?)- Winter Soldier Arin-Iron Man Suzy- Black Widow Barry- War Machine Ross- Black Panther

[@cmrobbins88]

***** But in this Danny is the one rebelling against a system of government and rules, acting as an independent/vigilante. He's more liberating while Arin is conforming by being part of the SAP. That makes Arin more of an Iron Man than a Cap.

[@OGprotiny]

+Dairunt I'd switch Jon and Ross personally. And then have Holly as Black Widow I guess.

[@Joe-kw1qu]

This is my favorite anime

[@mrsaturne7055]

Joe The Pro it's one of my favorites all though Cory in the house is pretty high up there

[@rognis2201]

Joe The Pro yeah i guess but POKEMON FOR DA WIN BEEYOTCH

[@ghoxmr]

Oh I fucking wish this was an anime!

[@Quentitonics]

Definitely

[@sirdragon6860]

But it's not as good as the manga

[@rexyrex1599]

i love barry's stats, "turn-ons some freaky shit,turn-offs even freakier shit!" i died

[@XargenTelNada]

I like how you can hear Dan smiling as he sings "'Cus Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed"

[@RomulusAaron]

Anyone else really want Samurai Abstinence Patrol to become a thing and be like, a rival band to Ninja Sex Party?

[@RP-tatari-]

Yes

[@steelbucket855]

I want a movie xD

[@fakeasian2545]

the new band S.A.P samurai abstinence patrol

[@procrastinatorbrad8041]

its the dick elders from 6969

[@jeejee0013]

It can't be that hard to spell namenclo.... I mean nomancla.... Fuck

[@BlackopsMason13]

+Vili Järvinen its ramenculture, duh

[@lvcsslacker]

+Vili Järvinen nuiGODADMNIT

[@linkmarroAppleSauce]

Profile picture goes great with the comment

[@jfaulsti10]

+Vili Järvinen It's literally fucking impossible.

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

+Vili Järvinen I'm gonna try and do this without spellcheck. Nomanclature. Nope. Nomanclaiture. Nope. Nomanklature. Nope. Nomaclayture. Goddammit! It's fucking impossible!

[@theominouspolyhedron4076]

if I had a penny for every time arin played an authoritarian anti sex dictator from a different time period I would have 2 pennies, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@bigboybiggins]

😂

[@griffo6611]

I like how the spelling bee guy just looks completely un-enthusiastic while screaming the word "nomenclature"

[@khadijahyago9956]

It's Ross

[@Kolossus_]

OH FUCK!!! NINJA BRIAN VS SAMURAI BARRY!?!? EARTH WOULD BE DESTROYED!

[@ironweaselsbest]

no Barry would die. instantly

[@mewman7422]

+the rejects nah m8, the power of chastity would make them equal. Like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

[@EyeOfArgus]

+the rejects i don't think you understand that Barry is pretty much exactly Brian, except a samurai, and Barry

[@ratmeister9284]

+Lucille There is only one force that Brian cannot kill and that is Danny. He was the greatest ninja the world knew but he gave up murder for love and now his latent skill allows him to continue surviving Brian's attacks. Brian now follows him on his journey of Puss and Rock, waiting for the day he will slay the only one to survive. And for Puss, Rock, and of course wholesale murder.

[@ratmeister9284]

Lucille It is the prophecy, one day Danny Y Sexbang shall release the true power of Excalibur and deliver us from our dull world, but this is the only time he will be vulnerable and Brian will strike and a final epic battle will ensue where our spandex clad Savior will sacrifice himself so all may have the most rocking sex ever.

[@God-Level-Threat]

it's so weird seeing bradons work colored it's so wierd

[@Zalzo]

yeah

[@kumarisampson8425]

watch eddsworld

[@doctorstaples4947]

THATS WHY IT LOOKS OFF

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

if only brandon turner did an animation of grump sneezes... it would make my day

[@Shaymin0]

ATOMIC RENAGADE it still looks nice dose take a little more work though

[@jeggy_]

Avi: “On the other hand, Samurai Abstinence Patrol sounds like starbomb.” Dan: “Well what’s wrong with that?” Avi: “NO NOTHING! It’s just...”

[@zachover4759]

I just realized after watching for like the 50th time that Danny's spelling bee number is 69

[@MarioSonic46]

They stared at me in silence, I had to click on it!

[@vordaq]

+MarioSonic64 psh I clicked it as soon as the link popped up.

[@MarioSonic46]

k

[@kolepulsipher187]

Dude this has gotta be one of the most badass music videos ever

[@SmashyPlays]

+Vordaq same

[@isaacrozenfeld5873]

+Vordaq He has met a terrible fate, cmon be gentle.

[@Kevin-fd1cg]

When does the "Samuri Abstinence Patrol" Recruit Ross and Kevin?

[@maxpython2045]

Kevin Finning the year 5858

[@pandagod9831]

Kevin Finning never,they were in the orgy

[@jaykstah]

In part 2.

[@richardwills491]

Kevin maybe. But no one will recruit Ross

[@MetaNiteFM]

They form Viking Flirtation Group

[@lmkietz]

The mime probably died. *Top 10 anime deaths.*

[@carissamace]

This is giving me massive Scott Pilgrim vibes. I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened in their world.

[@AruShinichi]

Alright, a couple of things. One: am I the only one who thinks there should be a sequel song to Samurai Abstinence Patrol? And two: Brandon's California Condor Counter. Talk about continuity. :P

[@MrLoowiz]

Yes

[@bigvidboi4909]

three: this sounds like starbomb tho

[@Zachkhat]

One: it has been made its called 6969.

[@astral4708]

+Le peperonni Starbomb=(NSP+Video Games) + Arin

[@EFFLUVIUMWRITING]

Brandon is awesome dude

[@Murdrad]

I was kinda hoping this music video would have been performed not animated, wanted to actually see Samurai Barry.

[@joebob4751]

RIGHT!!!

[@Murdrad]

google's friends​ oh yea this guy is awesome, love his work. But cuz it's animated, and only Dan's foce, it could be Jim and Samurai Dave, and still be the same song.

[@Maro-gp3vf]

Why don't we make that NSP make another of these and without animating it where they put back samurai barry? Also yeah, the animation is sick.

[@edgrininnesfortin]

danny said in a panel that it wouldve taken longer than most people would think but hey, the animation is fucking rad

[@Maro-gp3vf]

yeah it is

[@RedSkies68V]

So wait. Ancient Japan was 1100 ad as it was stated, and Danny and Brian were said to have been born 500 years later. So this takes place in the 1600's? And they had a futuristic floating space arena. Danny's nuts must be way more powerful than we first thought if the rip in space- time caused all this

[@tuc-kaankaraayan]

Brian stabbed a guy with a another guy. *wheeze

[@captainjules6033]

So after the fight in this song, the samurai abstinence patrol went ~6000 years into the future (to the year 6969) to ensure that NSP would be defeated and boning would be stopped. When they got there they renamed themselves the Dick Elders. I mean that's all just speculation but it would be cool if I was right.

[@lobster9059]

Captain Jules the only reason they were able to go to their time is because of danny

[@asimplewizard]

I think you're close but not totally correct. Since SAP could hold their own against NSP. I think he dick elders were descendants of SAP

[@Zeoproo]

@@asimplewizard The Emperor Perhaps, being the all powerful Dick Elders may have gotten to their heads and made them underestimate NSP's power or overestimate their own.

[@hol-mv3ks]

I love this more than I could put into words

[@omnipotentwafflegod8061]

oh man Brandon Turner is the best god damn animator out there

[@satanslittleunicorn6536]

this song NEEDS a sequel

[@omnipotentwafflegod8061]

erica creta totaly

[@Robot_With_Gender]

+Omnipotent WaffleGod I keep watching this video to look at the animation

[@Personofel]

+Omnipotent WaffleGod the art is fine, but the animation is honestly amateur. look at stuff like harry partridge.

[@TheBrickly]

their. Their. THEIR. ThEiR.

[@ekvictory007]

I love how with every song the sound is pretty incredible and then you listen to the lyrics and its just "wtf???"

[@NicoliciousCTown]

When he sang “And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee” his background vocals were on another level. Wish he’d push it more like that. Damn Danny Sizzexbang.

[@endgel]

I think the ending would have been funnier if Danny has spelt nomenclature right just to mess up at the last letter.

[@TheScarletLust]

I like how he some how loses the ability to spell it.

[@gooba4079]

It's better for the song

[@LieseFury]

this is the opposite of good comedic timing

[@mechamanw668]

N-O-M-E-N-C-L-A-T-U-R-R

[@lazynpc7504]

Brandon Turner has come so far. I'm honestly super happy for him.

[@tash7564]

I just love all the shit dan can do with his voice! It's insane to think that it's just him harmonizing with himself 👀👌

[@ridlo6437]

This is the most random and beautiful NSP song ever. And Brandon Turner animating it makes it even better.

[@tijmenvanderree487]

KidzBop need to cover this.

[@gustavoolivas3935]

And Everybody shut up (I have an erection).

[@brianlawver3396]

Oh my~

[@captain6692]

duisjfuds dinges yes

[@maxjoyce1297]

Japanese Marriage Police

[@mp3dotjpg]

duisjfuds dinges they dont need to ruin this song to

[@AnAcquiredTaste]

My favorite NSP song of all time. It's a perfect combination of NSP's singing talent, the hilarious story and characters, and finally Brandon Turner's insane animation skills. Keep up the good work NSP, I hope to see more soon!

[@karabutton37]

It's quarter past 2 in the morning and I'm back here

[@quinndys]

God this video just always brings me back and I end up watching the whole thing

[@davidjacobson6791]

Can we get Samurai Abstinence Patrol shirts? I would by a million.

[@davidjacobson6791]

Buy*

[@skullburner3940]

+David Jacobson bi

[@wolfenblut1891]

+David Jacobson one meeeellion shirts

[@k5uphz]

+David Jacobson *bye

[@tyrenpayne7299]

same

[@KubatheChangeling]

How is Nomenclature impossible? You can just read it off from the subtitle. Also, great video. X3

[@doctabobert]

+Morgan Hoskins ...

[@FilthAndRuin]

+Morgan Hoskins That is some Deadpool level of fourth wall breaking right there. Good job.

[@KubatheChangeling]

NemesisKismet Huh, I guess I must have done that. Thanks.

[@awesomefrost255]

what subtitles... JESUS MAN WE CAN'T PAY FOR ANOTHER 4th WALL WTF

[@Krukmeister]

+awesomefrost255 Then stop breaking it!

[@namesrhard2]

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[@Superhyperpichu]

honestly coming back to this music video 7 years later the most impressive part of it is that there's someone within the space-time continuum that can keep up and wear out Ninja Brian

[@Knives4540]

Funny how we never see Barrycorn and Samurai Barry at the same place at the same time.

[@OjamaIndigo]

Hilarious Valentine the world would implode

[@havod8101]

Your Stand is the perfect explaination to why that could never happen

[@StrayNebarius]

You meddle with forces far beyond your mortal comprehension. Speak no more of this, let this timeline remain....

[@lordcommissarspartan]

I would watch the shit out of this show.

[@lordcommissarspartan]

Just, like 5 minute episodes of the two groups fucking with each other. Two seasons, adding up to about an hour a season.

[@NotAudreyman]

It’s funny that Arin neverbone’s hometown is Florida, Japan 😂😂😂

[@archangel9279]

this is so damn good I cant stop replaying it

[@killian2249]

Ninja Brian is very relatable here

[@nexus_5005]

GK Gaming yeah."Brian stabbed a guy with a different guy" RELATABLE

[@alexcelticw]

"Brian stabbed some random guy, with a different guy" pure gold right there

[@blazingflame5674]

this is he greatest thing, I've ever seen, please keep doing it

[@bugpieoz1948]

I will never get over how much I love Danny's voice especially in this song

[@zebedeeshekelstein2754]

GOD DAMMIT LET ME ESCAPE FROM THIS SONG I HAVE SHIT TO DO

[@talion2226]

No embrace it ,let it become part of you

[@snes09]

lol stabbed a guy with another guy. I fucking died.

[@erikmalcom5070]

Style points

[@Kuebel350]

So did the two guys.

[@lukemc966]

I lost it then

[@prospect689]

ikr

[@lukehanley4721]

Wait were you the guy who was stabbed

[@AviaStancil]

God, Brian's voice is amazing and Danny is the best ninja to ever live..

[@MetaNiteFM]

I love this song so much. It feels like the season finale of an NSP tv show. Which, btw, I will always want forever until they actually make one.

[@markwalker3510]

This is one of the only songs where dan actually bones someone

[@woodsendragon4772]

Barry's outfit makes me want samurai armor.

[@TheZigzagman]

Here you go. wardrobe.wonderhowto.com/how-to/build-samurai-armor-77010/

[@woodsendragon4772]

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[@augt2554]

+The Zigzagman thanks

[@taylorjohnson8534]

"Brian stabbed a random guy with another guy" Lol, best thing ever

[@thedazzlingape2006]

this was a different time and era, glorious frivolous freedom!

[@terryfontenette5846]

New to nsp, so far this is my favorite song. Never have I heard a story with such depth

[@collinthomas7901]

I feel like all of NSP's songs fit on a timeline. Almost all of Attitude City happens in the beginning, with this song taking place near the very beginning. After this song, Arin and Barry developed amnesia and completely forgot their pro-abstinence way of life, and they join in Danny and Brian's adventures, for example DJing pool parties, acting as horses, and being in the NSP gang. Next on the time line comes Manticore. The manticore acts as one final challenge for NSP. With the manticore defeated comes I Just Want To Dance. I Just Want To Dance tells the story of an aging ninja, who retires from the ninja way of life to pursue music and dancing. The rest of their music from NSFW and Strawberries and Cream follow on the time line with Danny and Brian's new focus on music and boning, rather than ninja-ing and boning. So, any thoughts?

[@endalore9640]

Ive always thought of them as a timeline as well. However I always put them in about the same order of the youtube releases. Danny gets tired of being in a ninja clan and decides he wants to live a free life of dancing. Ninja brian is selected to hunt him down and bring him back or kill him. He decides to kill him but discovers danny has an odd immortality/resurrection ability and decide its fun to kill him repeatedly, but he also agrees with him. At first danny is embarrassed by his sexuality (no reason boner) but he eventually embraces his Sexbang lineage and follows his true path (NSP theme song/unicorn wizard). He eventually becomes so open that he flaunts every erection he gets (everybody shut up). Obviously everything in between is their fun shenanigans but i was to lazy and this was the abridged version.

[@collinthomas7901]

+End Carrillo Yours is better haha

[@brettmedley2366]

Endalore Carrillo yeah I actually wrote a whole theory on the NSP timeline, let's just say it gets way to complicated the way I explain it.

[@DinkusPony]

Just... God damn.. Dan is so good at singing!

[@mikehawke556]

This is honestly one of NSP's best choruses of all time.

[@momsspaghetti7087]

I very much appreciate that Danny says “the mime probably died” then Brian kills him while charging at Arin

[@Chocl8215]

my four favorite words are: "animated by Brandon Turner."

[@SirSparkie1]

+Chocl8215 I know he's an awesome animator

[@Mad-Slick]

Best NSP song yet.

[@satanslittleunicorn6536]

Agreed

[@FinalGrade]

+TheMadSlick Attitude City is still my favorite.

[@ConcernedNobody]

For me it's a tie between No Reason Boner and Next To You (Masturbating).

[@razz6539]

I know its not on their channel yet but 6969 is the best one

[@TheNJfusionguy]

I like Dragon Slayer the best. It was the first NSP video I saw.

[@vincentmeduna1149]

This is my favorite documentary

[@ThomasG_]

Holy shit! I just noticed that in Brandon Turner's "I fired and I missed" animation, the guy shoots a california condor. A caption shows the remaining number go down from 3 to 2. That video went up in March of 2016. That's some sick continuity.

[@theufua]

If Samurai Barry is just like Ninja Brian... I want to see a battle between them. And, to add onto that. If they're basically the same, then what godlike abilities should Barry have? If Brian can "teleport" at will, then Barry can see everything coming in advance, with his super brain capable of processing it all. Sure, Brian teleports in a matter of nanoseconds, but Barry knows where he'll teleport and react. That'd make for an amazing battle, thinking about it. A ninja dancing around a samurai who is always keeping up with the ninja, just not moving much because Barry, as shown in the ending, doesn't move quickly. He takes his time.

[@Paul-mv5ti]

does anyone else really want to punch the animated Ross in the face, just look at him... UNGHHHHH

[@theufua]

Paul Ferch You'll have to spell nomenclature properly to get that chance.

[@Paul-mv5ti]

Bone Detective nomenclature... N, O *punches Ross in the face*

[@Maro-gp3vf]

Well, barry oviously did shot a fucking genki-kameameha wave-laser thing so that is OP as fuck.

[@theufua]

LeYosu Plays I feel like Barry would just be the slow counterpart to Brian. Barry would have moves that charge, and slow actions, but Brian would never be able to land a blow because of Barry's future perception.

[@shoogles_]

Suzy there, taking credit for murdering Danny.

[@mikesanchez1585]

+ShayMay It`s Fart Academy all over again

[@adamfulgenzi4891]

I love this fandom and all its inside jokes 😂😂😂

[@The_RocketBee]

There's nothing like hearing those intro measures and knowing this song is starting. it gives me chills it's so good

[@Solkpjish]

This was a great video for Amurai Abstinenc Spatrole

[@cloyster5995]

Oh the logic.. When it comes to Grump animations Brandon is one of the best out there He makes a NSP animation.. Gets bashed on.

[@cloyster5995]

DeeDee Doozle Here in this comment section

[@myojoplug]

They missed a great opportunity by not calling Samurai Barry's wakizashi "The CockBlock"

[@supersmashpixels7574]

This was definitely one of Brandon's best!

[@thatoneguyyouknow9953]

I've got chills