BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C - Starbomb

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Lyrics:
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link
Hey what's up Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
OH MY GOD!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link
GodDAMMIT Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!

[@blunkmorgan-music8474]

"press A to grab destiny" is still one of my favourite pictures ever

[@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757]

Same

[@wellfolks9096]

Fun Fact If you look at the text on the frame it reads: "skyward sword was bad"

[@shellbadorsrival314]

Same

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

It's my laptop background.

[@scypio8191]

@@wellfolks9096 No, it doesn't.

[@AntVenom]

I have a feeling this is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.

[@Noaaan]

SoTrue ant so true...

[@DarkoHexar]

For sure, Anty. This kind of thing remains in your head for a long while.

[@The2andy4UltimateGamer]

dang, im gonna have nightmares now

[@C33Fernandez]

That's what she said.

[@ashwinkunaseelan4218]

Thats wat you moma said and did sonny Chad Fernandez

[@SparkTheSnorlax]

The music: Phenomenal and chill The vocals: _I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N_

[@Omnificence2016]

_N O W G R A B Y O U R D E S T I N Y , I F Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N . . ._

[@genericdolphin9242]

WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON’T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING THIS IS A GREAT CHANCE......

[@Megapeen]

This makes the video even funnier

[@gboagabo]

TO FONDLE OLD SCROTUM THAT YOUR BLOWING!

[@wheeliebin18]

@@gboagabo genuinely thought it was "a scrotum that's sure glowing"

[@deltazero4685]

Arin’s “god DAMMIT OLD MAN” has stuck in my brain for at least 7 years now, and I love it every time.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

SAAAME I would think it at the slighest inconvenience

[@RizzukuMidoriya]

Same

[@clockworknorse]

today I heard a tangential reference to Raccoon City and right away I think, "It's a zombie abyss!" and had to come watch this again

[@loki4807]

That's my text alert.

[@syckledblayze]

YEARS ago I heard this and listened to it constantly. Randomly saw something that made me think of it. So very happy.

[@StrangeHammer]

“Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my shween.” Legendary

[@connornorfleet8372]

So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!

[@ApolloSniperman]

What about “My inflatable poo jabber?”

[@BartixShieldsmen]

That's some dedication there

[@FakerealWeirdfatkid]

❤️

[@Chu_Nyanning]

It makes sense that Danny is the one singing it considering NSP...

[@lys_777]

2:22 idk why but i’m in LOVE with the way arin says “god damnit old man”

[@thesensitive0n3]

Me too

[@chespinpoggers1337]

it's my favorite part of the song

[@motiep5393]

Ikr

[@waiyanwin8b920]

Jotaro Kujo’s favourite line in JoJo

[@chespinpoggers1337]

@@waiyanwin8b920 That and Yare Yare Daze of course

[@jjswagger2809]

“Look I know I wear a tunic but I’m NOT INTO MEN” *Wise Words from a Warrior*

[@delve_]

Unwise. He's not into men.

[@bigmounchi]

i always thought it was "look i know i'm wearing to it but i'm not into men"

[@i_282]

I thought it was “I know I wear a tunic but I’m not in demand”

[@Gurdy_Gobbler]

How do you change the language of the captions

[@SaveDatFuture]

I love that alliteration you have sir

[@AceOfHearts95]

the fact that the people who animated this also animated the sonic mania trailer is fucking nuts

[@MixingClixing]

I'm sorry WHAT 😳

[@7wolfs154]

They deserve to have fun while being creative 😅

[@iim4xii129]

No. Ted Bundy was nuts. Ed Gein was nuts. That is not nuts.

[@Meek2001]

also they animated ok k.o for cartoon network

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

@@Meek2001 wot.

[@samk7470]

I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.

[@RedPa456]

Same

[@GeneralLDS]

oh my god yeah I saw this when I was 11 too. It’s legit a good song

[@tecate2127]

Went over my friends in 7th grade and he played this on the computer while we are supper

[@ryanthechilihost5102]

I was the old man and my cousin was Link lol

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

That sounds like a great time 😆

[@arlopullman6836]

Link's face during the "press A to grab destiny" scene just never stops being funny.

[@AysaTheNotSoGreat]

it says "skyward sword was really bad" upside down there. and that's how i know this was made by egoraptor

[@14o1chan]

1:00 , priceless...

[@remixchild]

Press B to keep dignity

[@art_cartoon65]

Yes lol he didn't expect that poor guy 😅

[@asrieldreemurr5073]

So I'm not the only one Re-watching this from time to time...

[@AJRoo]

Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what the source of that profile pic is?

[@asrieldreemurr5073]

@@AJRoo Tell me it i wanna know if you're telling the truth

[@AJRoo]

...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...

[@mikethespike0708]

Lol

[@imtiredasfrn4467]

asriel why

[@usernotfound8629]

It feels like an obligation to listen to this every year

[@Gabimaru513]

Thought I was the only one💀

[@usernotfound8629]

@@Gabimaru513 no my friend there are many of us

[@nenekachin]

@@Gabimaru513 same

[@franclinctes6242]

I also thought that I was the only one

[@usernotfound8629]

@@franclinctes6242 I just need to say this you have good taste in music my friend 😂

[@dewdong1298]

The old man parts are magical and amazing.

[@chewybaka_]

Blond Jimmy ikr

[@kelloggs5782]

Blond Jimmy ikr i need more stuff like that

[@anopsiatic]

So true tbh.

[@zer0mage247]

Blond Jimmy bruh

[@Gio-kx4vq]

Blond Jimmy 69 likes

[@TurtleBazooka64]

*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*

[@jonathankent1517]

I love the young people. :)

[@guardsmanlars6797]

Never

[@roundboi3994]

Oof

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@jonathankent1517 I mean he's trying.

[@austinf.243]

Taleen Ladas I DON’T WANNA BE A BURDENN

[@lilj362]

*"Christmas elf gets sexualy assaulted by santa clause during a zombie apocalypse near Philadelphia while playing a ocarina to save a princess"*

[@ThePumpking-zb6it]

*local Florida Christmas elf

[@meumundominhasregras1905]

This coment needs an Oscar

[@thetacocatking3866]

i bet the santa clause was at the mall before this video

[@dakotagalvan3656]

The game

[@Robert_Rankin]

Why is this *NOT* the craziest plot summary I've ever heard.

[@grimlocked472]

The fact this song is going to be 10 years old this year is so wild

[@davidanunez2]

😭

[@breadtabel]

its officially 10 yrs old

[@haydenhostetter6879]

gettin too old for this shit

[@shamargeorge4412]

Fr

[@nintendowonder]

Why u gotta point dis out bru

[@rbshell123]

No matter how old I get, Wee-wee Weapon is always going to make me laugh.

[@iameggscellentt]

IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IM NOT GONNA PFFP K DAA

[@LynTheNobody]

agreed

[@P09-r6b]

Ye

[@EthanWintersLeftHand]

Wee wee weapon hehehehe

[@sw9458]

Im 23 and i still laugh

[@SeraliaAerials]

I was 13 when I first heard this song. Still great now that I’m 19.

[@Nixus237]

Same turn 20 in 3 weeks

[@hoobadoobamaster8551]

Oh my god teach me ur elder ways

[@ViJay-jw3nc]

Same

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

The classics never get old.

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

That literally puts us on a same level, lol 🤣

[@ObviouslyASMR]

This song is honestly very relatable

[@geckopecko]

your life sounds... very interesting if you find this relatable lmao

[@ObviouslyASMR]

Pecko☆ you don't want to know

[@geckopecko]

heh, maybe I do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mlgpro1252]

wtf

[@emilie8040]

ObviouslyASMR oh dang never though I'd find you listening to egoraptor

[@sebo641]

Wow it's been 10 years since we were blessed with this tune

[@Slashscreen]

Dan must have loved singing this.

[@binnibep]

Sir Tootleage I know I would've. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

[@shemet9478]

Dan?

[@binnibep]

Alex BP Danny Sexbang. :)

[@Slashscreen]

Mr. Sexbang? Your prescription of extra-strong viagra is ready.

[@twophade]

Sir Tootleage If you liked this check out Luigi's Ballad.

[@xylphx129]

"Press A to grab your destiny" had me wheezing at 3 in the morning

[@justinweber4977]

It's one of my favorite parts of the video, when paired with Link's 1000 yard stare.

[@PoorItachi]

Same 💀

[@michaelbecket4901]

Great song to listen to when u furst wake up lol

[@orangehasdied]

Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit

[@Daybreak81523]

Either that or "Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween."

[@JackAttackCat]

yes. i literally lost my shit at that

[@nastykhan7746]

Indeed. The flow is so smooth.

[@miscellamemeous38]

Mercat100 I KNOW RIGHT

[@incrediblehotdog6638]

Honestly

[@urgent4943]

Damn… 9 years and the old man’s “sword” is still the first thing that pops into my head whenever someone says “it’s dangerous to go alone”

[@KieranDell1409]

Fun fact: Danny was just singing about painting his shween and didn't realise the mics were on.

[@cjthesorceress7937]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@briand5170]

Sounds about right

[@PurpleTheta]

Yeah that’s something he’d say

[@Someone-vz1uq]

Is that true?

[@KieranDell1409]

@@Someone-vz1uq Probably not, I was just...HOLY SHIT, when did this get nearly 1k likes?

[@TheDrakeProjectTDP]

How to get laid at a Zelda convention: "Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. ;)". Correction: How to get *arrested* at a Zelda convention.

[@killerpenguin6681]

*so is that a no on the handjob*

[@dorianbailey7314]

TheDrakeProject so no hed?

[@Naomi_best_]

nice dude

[@mrzubwolfer]

SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!

[@ashrimplecreature9210]

The fact that this is comment is edited makes me cackle

[@Gravlti]

This is Link's canon voice dont @ me about it

[@epic9163]

* @ him cutely *

[@RadishHead7]

Legend of the hylian pimp.

[@finalstarman3086]

GOLLY no my voice is the canon one

[@the011darkwolf]

zust3k HYAH

[@jermichealhoward4454]

I have a similar voice

[@allbiourselves5482]

I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!

[@Jachra]

I bet they love being reminded of how old they are :D

[@Fox-983]

My favorite line is definitely, “I cannot lie, I’ve painted my shween.”

[@samonlingboy4408]

69 likes

[@wheeliebin18]

"Awwww yeah"

[@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName]

"Now grab you destiny"

[@cynthiacampa9814]

I want to be in one of these

[@bearplaysstuff580]

@@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName “If you know what I mean!”

[@thiquel.04]

Now that I’m older I can appreciate this a lot more. Timeless Classic

[@danstrikker6465]

Same bro

[@Finnly_1]

Dang same…..😅😅

[@KevinG3699]

Yup

[@MadDogEddie]

I like how Link is okay with it the first time. Second time: "NO MEANS NO!!"

[@Default158]

ok

[@MadDogEddie]

Default158 Wow, most useless reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.

[@Default158]

M-DE-V LOL coming from the guy who literally just commented the the plot of the video

[@MadDogEddie]

Charlie Sheen it was a comment in passing. What are you compensating for with your condescension?

[@yurigagarin9765]

That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.

[@Saddest_Boi_In_The_West]

I still come back to this after all these years. What a cursed masterpiece

[@samiam3821]

Plot twist: the old man was legitimately trying to help link in Raccoon City.

[@stevepensando2593]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this" **Pulls out an actual sword out of his pants**

[@merchantziro4285]

@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!? Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know. Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*

[@stevepensando2593]

@@Aceatoll That's what Foreskin is for

[@merchantziro4285]

@@stevepensando2593 Take my like and stop please.

[@B2099-b2h]

He looked actually worried so I think that it is very possible

[@LittleParade_]

2:14 this is honestly the cutest rendition of Zelda's design

[@rare_1860]

It's true!

[@davionbandicoot2.044]

you dont see gannon's wanting to bang!

[@GrumpyOrangeCat]

nah, short haired breath of the wild zelda is cuter in my opinion

[@YeetZmeN]

You haven’t seen Smash Ultimate Zelda then

[@LittleParade_]

@@YeetZmeN I'll be real, I think Link Between Zelda is cute, but fighting her in smash makes me want to die

[@JoyHomfeld]

Afther 5 years I still listen to this, that's when you know you made an amazing song.

[@manuel33plyr]

👌😎

[@GoatManWithAplan]

9 years later still a bop!

[@jonathanwestern2306]

Goes harder than the old man

[@Mysteriousgg0_0]

Bro I came back to this vid because I missed the good times where I was happy

[@hannahbanana7182]

2:15 How did they predict BOTW 2 Ganondorf looking hydrated as hell.

[@tshabalala-the-goat]

Its ashame princess zelda wasnt an absolute baddy like this song

[@obsidianmaw9026]

*IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS* Words I no longer trust

[@oompaoomps2784]

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS

[@goodtyme]

Nice pfp

[@Nicole-id5ey]

Your from the bee movie aren't you Im sorry i eat bugs

[@killerpenguin6681]

*I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN*

[@999lazerman]

I still think the way he said it was epic

[@sandramills9303]

W E E W E E W E A P O N

[@sandramills9303]

Also, Breath of the wild, rowdy, dick sword.

[@threemad8456]

IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IT IM NOT GONNA PHTTH NO!

[@Mandred85]

So is that a "no" on a handjob or... ok.

[@tmntlover3272]

Sandra Mills hahahha😂😂😂😁lol

[@windowsxp1902]

666 likes DEVIL CONFIRMED

[@vassel6643]

Coming back to this video after literal years made me realize the animation here goes fucking hard for a song about an old man painting his schween.

[@SamanthaSerrano-p9n]

It pretty much makes the whole video honestly the song isn't even that funny but the pace as well as visual humor is seriously incredible that it doesn't even matter

[@pandaking2971]

"Hold on a minute link!" "GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!"

[@nicholashagedoorn545]

Read it right as it played

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

"You're in Raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss." "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!"

[@benjaminpineda5785]

@@thegreatmonacage3782 No! Fuck you

[@Link-cy6ti]

Fuck you Old Man!

[@phoebexo401]

2018🙌

[@Charlie-ce7cd]

I Love How Link's Voice Changes So Easily From Deep And Chill To Violent Yelling

[@Tucker619]

This is even crazier when you realize a grown man was paid to say “I cannot deny I have painted my shween”

[@ambrosiadreamer]

Have you ever listened to Ninja Sex Party? Danny’s been singing songs like this since before it was profitable lmao

[@princeB794]

It I can't lie not deny

[@ItsAnH]

@@ambrosiadreamer I'm pretty sure people listening to this song already know the singers involved.

[@ejomon_27]

Yeah I could recognize his voice

[@budadawg2955]

the legendary saiyan it’s **

[@Kh-bs7mg]

Can't believe this is ten years old. Crazy.

[@zephyrstrife4668]

I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.

[@Darasilverdragon]

Because he was parodying (ex)living god Freddie Mercury

[@NunyeaBiznes]

@@Darasilverdragon Right, I agree with you entirely!!

[@priestesslucy]

He actually reminds me of Roshi in the Tournament of Power lol

[@SeaalCox]

I love how Link becomes pure enraged-Arin at the end.

[@familiapresman5146]

Me to bro

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Same bro.

[@harrydavey9884]

"Mr Johnson and the Juice Crew" still makes me smile. I imagine Dan struggled to deliver that line.

[@RealBased]

That line doesnt get enough love in the comments.

[@illogicalbear6200]

Dan has some serious experience saying insane lines without breaking. Man is a legend

[@reunision6635]

I don't get it. can someone tell me?

[@zeltzamer4010]

@@reunision6635 Mr. Johnson = penis, the Juice Crew = balls.

[@serge263]

I imagine both Arin and Dan were struggling to sing this song in its entirety. I can see them both dying of laughter.

[@SirenLuvsU]

9 years later and this is still a jam. Amazing vocals and animation. Love this a lot 😭

[@joeda900]

I still have the lyrics memorized, this thing is timeless

[@leggy6428]

This is my most favorite Starbomb song- The tune is so great, and the animation is very fluid. I love it all.

[@Pan-lv7vv]

same

[@pikpik3745]

just favorite. Not “most favorite” it’s grammar

[@tobeymaguire4958]

@@pikpik3745 You don't need to correct everyone's mistake on the internet. Come on man.

[@supernoodle704]

Cheese if it’s understandable to a level where you can ‘correct’ it to the perfect grammar than it doesn’t matter, it’s good enough to be read and everyone gets what they mean.

[@squidinator2742]

Despite the batshit crazy lyrics, this song absolutely slaps

[@chancelorhiggins-gloor6999]

"Okay now I don't know where I am." "Hold on a minute, Link." "Goddammit old man!" Is my favorite part of this.

[@0GlassOfAcid0]

This video is so well animated. That even 9 years later, it still holds up. Like Legend Of Zelda games, this video is really timeless.

[@ExpertManOfficial]

Yeah, I agree.

[@joshandrew31]

7 years later and I still turn to this song to get my laughs. What an all time classic.

[@rockyjmoon3]

Same

[@Boundlessness]

Don’t be afraid to admit that it’s also an absolute banger regardless of the lyrics

[@awebtoonreader4979]

This rap: Amazing ✅ Creative✅ Awesome✅ Beautiful✅ Catchy✅ Perfect✅ Truly the best Zelda rap ever!

[@GoldenSerpentTree]

yeah "beautiful" i am now laughing

[@multibitmarco6464]

✅pedofiles

[@RedFriendGuy]

Funny✅

[@mrpurplejeans]

1:56 who are these two btw? Haven't played a zelda game to know

[@sushibinstwt_]

@@mrpurplejeans the creepy moon and majoras mask

[@jimfixedme]

This is too funky I can't stop coming back

[@DropDownBear]

I know!

[@kirukato9074]

+jimfixedme yeah is so amm... i don`t now how i can describe this... its just weird

[@LiterallySatanOfficial]

+Twisted Timer "my eye amount exhibitionist"

[@grimly_comedian]

I know right

[@relunar2621]

And u cont spell

[@betrayedpumpkin1740]

9 years later, just remembered this song again and already see why I liked it so much

[@Stefanutsu]

Link has gone trough : - Hyrule ( LOZ: Ocarina of Time ) - Liberty City ( GTA III , GTA IV ) - Racoon City ( Resident Evil ) - Drugs ( Real Life )

[@Naomi_best_]

and the pervert odld man , we should keep in mind that link is a minor XD

[@Solarballs77]

@@Naomi_best_ wow

[@lordkinesis4432]

@@Naomi_best_ Depends on the game, I think in the more recent games he's 19.

[@namelessdork2256]

And yet he ain't dead.

[@Solarballs77]

@@namelessdork2256 yeah

[@CreepsMcPasta]

YES! I've been waiting for this one! It's probably my favourite song of the album!

[@Aevitas-kek]

I love ur videos :P

[@BANDITO-EXE]

We'll hello god

[@wiselogicliberate]

Likewise! It's my favorite as well. Regretroid and The Book of Nook are very close too. There isn't a clunker on the album. They are all very amusing and well crafted in their own right.

[@catschneider2943]

I think this is my favorite one out of all of them. And it is nice hearing from you CreepsMcPasta!!

[@NaomeK40]

uuuuuh ! CMP !! >_

[@EgoJordy]

1:48 years laters and I still can't with the "Don't be that way bitch~"

[@LtClean1]

Def my favorite part

[@int3rn3t_bugg3r]

literally same

[@Wewilo]

Still keep coming back here years later. Quality piece of internet history right here

[@maggs131]

Arin is a brilliant beast both for his comedy and his rap and Danny's damn voice is honey in my ears, what a perfect duo.

[@crainium_astronaut8216]

maggs131 oh shit i didnt know that was them until i read this

[@maggs131]

crainium_ astronaut u r welcome =)

[@FarhanAli-qo9we]

maggs131 I wonder if they're gonna make another rap because this was just great

[@kylie12305]

i like how the animation fits link's attitude perfectly, he is so chill

[@TippedScale]

Stoner Link

[@darmocat]

For some reason I couldn't remember this song title so I searched instead for "my inflatable poo jabber" Top result. Not disappointed.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

i dont often laugh at loud when reading youtube comments but you got me god damnit

[@jackgrieco3192]

It's true!

[@icravekoreanbbq5229]

:O

[@ninjaoclock3865]

Omg it is

[@EthanTheDoodler]

I saw a spongebob meme that said “ BIG MEATY COCKS”

[@boomboxzer0914]

The scene where he tells Link to "grab his destiny" and link just looks so uncomfortable and afraid is hilarious 😂

[@gene1491]

i can hear him say "Its dangerous to go alone taake THIS!" a thousand times and not be tired of it...

[@crashschwarzen4642]

Wow, this actually holds up extremely well, specially the animation

[@michaelmendez3119]

Shaman Xeed wtf

[@brandonvelde5774]

The background at 1:23 is just stunning.

[@hotcocoabomb_]

Link: giving a pretty good rap about saving Zelda The old man: *I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N*

[@michaelbecket4901]

Lol

[@googleyoflolz9930]

Man i was just liste ing to a random playlist and this came on and I thought this was a normal song but then I REALIZED IT WASNT

[@Supermariocrosser]

Goddammit old man !

[@art_cartoon65]

"Now grab your destiny If you know what I mean"

[@maximemeunier8555]

​@art_cartoon65😬

[@DeltaLunar2]

The more I reflect on this, and other videos released around this time, all I can do is think: Man, the shit we watched when we were kids.

[@BloodWorks00]

Agreed

[@cynicalgamer7595]

I was 11 when i watched this lmao

[@HeavenoverhelI]

Here people talking about links voice but we all have to admit how old man singing is the truly mesmerizing voice.

[@mikethespike0708]

Is sad how true that is

[@tenlizard]

Danny Sexbang!

[@someonestolemytoast2139]

I love links voice and old man gey

[@Sam-zu7fv]

This must be why Link doesn't talk. His voice makes old men flirt with him

[@zechariahkeith2300]

This is why the Botw Link stopped talking, this happened and he was too shellshocked to say anything else for the rest of his life.

[@javierlayton1134]

That's probably why

[@Sten362]

Old mans no where near people so I quess he takes whatevet he gets or u know he's gay

[@javierlayton1134]

Aden so true

[@drawingdemon6139]

The amount of likes is 666 (I’ll go home)

[@sebson1477]

This was the jam back in middle school. Where did the time go?

[@piggiedealer1722]

gamesprigg YEP!!!

[@gommi5992]

Right?!?

[@am_gabu]

I think I feel old now

[@tricklee31st97]

Three or fours years isn't that long... Look back till your 40

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

Eh the songs meh now a days

[@adamantiumursa1217]

Even 10 years later this is still pretty damn good animation and a timeless bop

[@cyrusullmann9917]

No comments about Danny's voice? SMH..... His voice is amazing.

[@jaylan8699]

Cyrus Ullmann is that the old man name he can sing on god 😂

[@CavemanNo.12]

@@jaylan8699 do you not watch game grunps????

[@jaylan8699]

Future Karate Master nope only hear for the vocals

[@CavemanNo.12]

@@jaylan8699 go watch game grumps my man. Both these guys play, and they are hilarious

[@jrd3556]

@@jaylan8699 yeah the old man is voiced by Danny from gamegrumps

[@sponge260]

I like the fact that the old man was dressed like Freddie Mercury as he asks link to touch his slong. Nice touch

[@King-or6ll]

No, bad touch

[@sponge260]

@@King-or6ll I didn't even see that joke 😂

[@mako3271]

@@King-or6ll STRANGER DANGER! 🤣

[@franciscocasasnovas6948]

I am hypnotised by links smooth voice

[@yanderemike935]

His voice sound sexy to me

[@th3rasave]

Link: Goddamnit, Mike!!!

[@theunknowncosplay7758]

It's Arin singing links part the old man is danny

[@pinhead707]

ME

[@taronmalicos3638]

me too

[@Kobalt_Bloo]

10 years later and it's still an absolute banger. Thank you for changing my life.

[@VaatiVidya]

1:57 hey it's me

[@NesmerII]

Bridging the gap between Dark Souls fans and Game Grumps followers like never before...

[@cosmokicksass]

The grumps and Vaati in one place? What could be better?!

[@JokingJames2]

When can we expect a Prepare to Cry lore video for Game Grumps?

[@FeelLikeScum]

Oh my.

[@pxds]

1:57 omg its Vaati!

[@mentalgaming4life535]

My dream: being straight My obstacle: this video

[@Naomi_best_]

XD

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

I agree the Old man is definitely a DILF. That's what you're talking about right?

[@TetashiSaya]

@Soulless Critter CRAHAHAHA

[@landenbanks8919]

The old man is pretty hot, but that one guy in the juice crew not holding a drink is really something else

[@howdoichangemypfpdamnit8757]

@@landenbanks8919 finally

[@lurg5049]

"This place looks just like Philadelphia, but even more shitty." 1:23 Can't deny, it was both clever and truth.

[@Rocpacci]

I absolutely love the chilled out summer groove part. If I had a song that was just that it’d be awesome

[@shrekismydaddyandyourargum2319]

*YES I CAN'T LIE I PAINTED MY SHWEEN* Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

[@user-roninwolf1981]

I think it's "schwing."

[@hayman4268]

Brother? Where have you been we thought you were dead.

[@QuinManGuy]

@@user-roninwolf1981 its Shween, it says in the lyrics

[@user-roninwolf1981]

@@QuinManGuy The in-video lyrics aren't always correct; I've seen the interface botch the lyrics a few times already.

[@QuinManGuy]

@@user-roninwolf1981 The description lyrics say it

[@KrismPro]

I've listened to this song about 10 times already.

[@_simon.s_]

Only 10?

[@RECTANGLESWITHEYES]

Only ten!?

[@guntherbgunnerson8989]

Those are rookie numbers

[@twixking]

TEN?

[@xxgthicxx0572]

658 times. Everyday i listen to it xD

[@charlyj1321]

holy shit its been 4 years. it feels like it was yesterday this video was uploaded

[@HeroesHoshi]

Its cuz you lost your memory Jotaro.

[@andrewrenaud799]

Some things are ageless. They ignore the laws of time and are still as good as the first time you saw it.

[@mikethespike0708]

Yay 2019

[@lucied7474]

It's been 10 years!

[@DragonFire-ct9br]

Now remember kids, if an old man in a cave offers you a magic sword, it's likely his shlong in disguise. Say no and just keep rapping

[@princedarienlover]

lol

[@TheLonelySkeleton]

*Shween

[@interia342]

Just walk out and have your friend film you and everytime you say a word in the sentence "That was weird" it zooms in

[@tnnkinketsu548]

A'ight

[@bholler2437]

K

[@incognitogirl6201]

"Hey wait a minute link!" *GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!*

[@cherishmcwherter9537]

@Nightmare rude👿😡

[@theyinyang1103]

Line gets me every time

[@zedries]

I think the old man is a Catholic priest

[@cpuirisheart7064]

@@zedries makes sense

[@Hutch2Much]

the old man dancing with Majora’s Mask on his wee-wee weapon is the most unsettling shit ever

[@DireBowser]

Sword and shield

[@Hutch2Much]

Camren Carpenter you put those words back into your mouth

[@bobaloga464]

It is now set as wallpaper

[@alexisplayz4973]

@@bobaloga464 Why

[@Lenova-1957]

The chorus is unnecessarily perfect

[@dragonmauler3343]

when it says "grab your destiny" the upside down letters say "skyward sword was really bad" funny easter egg

[@DONUTDONUTDONUTDONUTDONUT]

It’s upside down and backwards

[@razorithmedia6612]

That's fucking hilarious cuz arin hates skyward sword

[@deefuu4343]

Dragon Mauler when he is erect, he has a skyward sword

[@codafett]

Are you the first person to notice that?

[@bailymarshall5568]

*HOLY CRAP*

[@stephonethejerk1944]

I really love this art style it's deliciously good to me

[@azystar8574]

omg stap it old man!

[@shawnaglass5341]

+death 13th

[@scatlauncher]

***** It says skyward sword sucked.

[@warlock923]

Stephone Collins hey dude I see everyone likes ur comment but however they will comment back you so "It is too dangerous to go along take this"

[@scatlauncher]

warlock923 What?

[@n3ko_n4rut0]

"look i know i wear a tunic, but im NOT into men!" is the best line right next to "i cannot lie i have painted my shween"

[@RanMouri82]

Also "my inflatable poo jabber"!

[@pineapplesdonotbelongonpizza]

Nice Donnie pfp

[@n3ko_n4rut0]

@@pineapplesdonotbelongonpizza dude nice raph pfp

[@hncg-x1601]

Then many years later and People love ship him with Shark Pri ce who literly looks good with him XD I belive it most shipped vote for most

[@nikalpaca]

The crazy thing to me about older starbombs is that back when i watched these i just liked them for the music but now that I'm older i actually get all the references! Its cool

[@pamholder5275]

like links voice my favorite part was "god dammit old man" and" that .. was .. weird"

[@pamholder5275]

new favorite " fuck u fuck u " and "oh my god

[@H3CKH0UND666]

+Pam Holder "Da That your Wrinkle Thing again!! "

[@FlufferNuffer]

+Pam Holder same

[@mikemarks6136]

my favorite parts were with the old man

[@H3CKH0UND666]

"God Dammit Old Man!!"

[@oddboy18]

Something about 0:39 makes me want to replay the part over and over. The animation. This is some good stuff.

[@niboo3]

I know exactly what you're talking about man. Haha.

[@osuology]

Is it just me or does dan's voice during these songs give chills down your back? Like, it's just so good!

[@jerrebrouwers6817]

+Osuology It's definitely not just you, I get chills every single fricking time I hear Dan sing, his voice is just so smooth!

[@lachlanwood61]

+Osuology it gives you chills when he sings like an old man? each to their own I guess.

[@osuology]

Lachlan Wood Not only that, but yeah some parts as the old man gives me chills.

[@MelodyAndersoneja22]

+Osuology Definitely for me. I swear I could listen to Dan just sing random shit for hours and I'd never be bored :V

[@lachlanwood61]

Yeah I must say I love the moments he starts singing on game grumps

[@animeguruu4081]

Almost 10 years later and I still remember word for word and laugh everytime

[@NintendoCapriSun]

It's funny, Peach X Bowser gets all the hype, but Zelda X Ganondorf is surprisingly.... I don't even know what the word is.

[@ChibiTails]

Uncommon?

[@CaeiTridz]

Rare?

[@Misdreamer]

Unconventional?

[@MontChevalier]

An abomination?

[@IncineRand]

Kinky? =P

[@bananarama4661]

Phrases to avoid: "Would you like some candy from the back of my van?" "Can you help me find my lost puppy?" "Would you like some cream with that pie?" "Would you like a sampling of my spicy sausage?" And now add: "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"

[@AstraVex]

The upside-down backwards writing around "PRESS A TO GRAB DESTINY" says "Skyward Sword Was Really Bad" Arin, you genius! xD

[@Andthehand]

lol didn't even see it

[@TheMakman91]

i always felt there was something in that part but never could put my finger on it. Good eye

[@wiggx018]

First watched this around when it was first uploaded. I was 13 then. Im 23 now and I surprisingly still know all the lyrics

[@scrimblo6706]

DUDE LITERALLY