Everybody Shut Up - NSP

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Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your

[@NintendoCapriSun]

I was trying to write down the chords to this song, but all I got so far is D.

[@Bajeeebus]

*High Five*

[@noahari5442]

D Major if ya know what I mean.

[@ZeRandomZ]

Big D

[@PolarPhantom]

*Applause

[@OkamiAmmyterasuYT]

I see what you did there. Looks like Emile's punny nature is starting to get to you XD

[@jacobaobert]

"So greg, what have you been up too?" "i animated a music video about an amazing jew fro with a huge erection and his ninja sidekick" "i want a new son" "i know mom"

[@Roar_of_Heaven]

>Implying Ninja Brian is a sidekick

[@Seajack64]

C Roses 2:32 - He literally kicked Danny in the side.

[@Roar_of_Heaven]

Seajack You may have never been to 4chan

[@stickflux]

C Roses Danny used to be the best Ninja until he decided that he just wanted to dance. He got rusty in his abilities after going an entire 20 seconds without at least attempting to murder somebody, and Ninja Brian became the better of the two. Out of respect, Brian follows, and more importantly almost never murders Danny. Sounds like a sidekick to me

[@blarg2429]

Y'know, if she wants a new son, Danny could probably help with that. XD

[@decinarxna3247]

I feel it's worth mentioning that this is the most onboard Ninja Brian has ever been with Danny's shenanigans, up until the end at least

[@lunatheluma3804]

Very true he was like completely on board spreading the word of the giant dick

[@macaronitree9127]

DeciNarx N/A it’s funny because every animated NSP video doesn’t try to make Bryan look like the real life one as much as Danny besides the yellow dragon he has on his suit. And every time his characteristics are different. Sometimes he’s killing someone in every scene, or just being a good pal to Dan until he does a dick move at the end.

[@FIREDUDE-cp1rr]

Yup

[@kylerhumann8341]

That’s what makes ninja Brian so amazing. He’s unpredictable

[@Laser_RnG]

Ninja Brian was having too much fun to stop that

[@jacksonbarnard7422]

Well, I guess you can say that Danny... *puts on sunglasses* Died Hard.

[@gustavoolivas3935]

Ayyy lmao.

[@berriebees]

This comment is so underappreciated

[@fennybenny5649]

YEAAAH!!!

[@faerya841]

Sable D I know! Wiener did anything wrong!

[@explorerofthedeep]

Jackson Barnard YEAHEHAHAHHAHHHH!😎

[@linkofthewild4236]

I'd comment, but this video is obviously more important than whatever I have to say.

[@coffee2955]

Now you understand.

[@Maikeru101]

+The Hunter Objection!!!

[@HabooshKen]

Lord Trowa Denied!

[@benicioibarra932]

Agreed

[@nadiadeblois8242]

Eren si almost always there

[@chickenpermission9936]

I just can't believe she went out with Steve tbh

[@CastleCrashersMaster]

Lol ikr 100th like Why tf did i point that out

[@zook3484]

Yeah I can’t believe it

[@Sorday]

I mean I think Shawn is cuter but ok

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

Nah gurl def Tommy he WAY HAWT

[@theshockerpit7274]

Chicken Permission yeah I know he’s been with multiple women

[@BEEEELEEEE]

Someone tried to weird me out by singing a line from this, but I turned the tables by singing the entire song.

[@gustavoolivas3935]

Savage

[@azrieldreamer]

R.J. Beasley what line

[@drawingdingus6863]

R.J. Beasley yeah which line?

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

R.J. Beasley TELL US

[@BEEEELEEEE]

The main "everybody shut up, I have an erection" part

[@Prizzlesticks]

1:10 I am deeply, DEEPLY amused by Brian slicing the robe into the kanji for 'wood' . Seriously, I've been laughing for two years straight over this.

[@AlexEEZ]

oh so _that's_ what it means interesting lol

[@Prizzlesticks]

@@AlexEEZ It's the little things we appreciate. (◡‿◡✿) The little 'legs' on each side are a bit short, and there wouldn't generally be an upward tick at the lowest point of the second stroke (the 'trunk', you could say), but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be 'ki'. And I'm still laughing about it five years later~

[@AlexEEZ]

@@Prizzlesticks heh I'd assume it's difficult to draw japanese calligraphy correctly iirc there are like, steps and rules to how you're supposed to draw each stroke in every japanese character lol

[@AlexEEZ]

@@Prizzlesticks also it's surprising you responded to me 5 years later xd

[@Prizzlesticks]

@@AlexEEZ lol, more surprising KZbin decided to give me a notification. Sometimes I stumble onto an old comment and see hundreds of replies I never knew about. And then sometimes, I get a fun notification from a comment made ages ago and get to relive a happy memory. :D

[@TheCartoonKid907]

Was gonna make a joke, but it's too hard.

[@JunkBomba]

+TheCartoonKid907 I see what you did there.

[@arandomhoodedguy9789]

I really wish people wouldn't.... Dick around in the comment section

[@zappynx2810]

Yea i was gonna say a joke about his penis but its too long.

[@chiveswinston9109]

Come on guys don't be so soft.

[@MehraDelrosi]

+TheCartoonKid907 Phallus

[@HannahBowling]

whY DOES IT GET BIGGER THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO

[@user-kq2og4lm4n]

TELL ME WHY NOT?? What am I doing with my life??

[@bugkid7454]

did you measure it?

[@ShybiNeo]

It does get better

[@vaporwavescreams8037]

*better ;^)

[@Dehslash9]

Because Men.

[@MilesLougheed]

I wonder if Danny ever reflects on his career and realizes he's soared to greatness by singing about his genitals.

[@matthewfrye6061]

Hasn't every major band/singer in history done that?

[@TheNefastor]

Perhaps the most "alpha male" move you can ever pull 😀

[@SleepyAdam]

Why is Ninja Brian so adorable here?

[@sherly7754]

Oh please, when is Ninja Brian NOT adorable??

[@sgtroebuck22]

When he's stabbing you mercilessly while throwing you a stare that shell shocks your entire bloodline.

[@sherly7754]

Good point...

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

Just HERE?

[@antonymilne1346]

The animation style definetely adds a lot

[@GregzillaGT]

Enjoy the schween, everyone!

[@otomeleifu]

I like your art style!

[@GeneralSenada]

***** It's very accurate to real life.

[@mooseyspooky]

You did an amazing job, dude!

[@Crunchlins]

You did a great job animating this Gregzilla! Wicked song NSP!

[@DShephard91]

Great job, man! Worth the wait for sure!

[@johnhammond6248]

"Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached" most creative and hilarious lyrics i have ever seen

[@mikeyvee2451]

OH IT CAN

[@carcinogenicoak3057]

Sex-BANG! :D

[@AgentMacklinFBI]

caleb salisbury my favorite line

[@iim4xii129]

Heard*

[@noahporter1903]

i still think "I banged-ladesh!" was better. no you can not convince me otherwise.

[@theFireraven00]

I can't say for certain, but I get the feeling that president has a PH.D.

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

May have a shirt saying it.

[@Sorday]

A fat hecking dick?

[@spookdot]

Maybe it's Lindon B. Johnson, or EL BJ

[@linkstorm6]

I get the feeling that that lawyer plays bass guitar

[@yeabutna7309]

I get the feeling that president now has a ptsd

[@kch237]

Me and my buddies were playing DnD and we were sneaking into this throne room to fight this evil sorcerer and we were arguing about the best course of action so I said fuck it and made my character jump into the room screaming "Everybody Shut Up! I have an erection!" DM decided to be an ass and make me do an intimidation roll and I got a nat 20. So in a nutshell my character busted in screaming about his erection and the boss surrendered because of my character's glorious rod. Felt like sharing that.

[@islandko2402]

The boss knew what you meant.

[@eleanorlostaunau8331]

Awesome Fact Koy

[@akivagross9055]

What was the DMs reaction

[@bencunningham7286]

Thank you.

[@nicolesumski1233]

This is exactly why I’m never getting involved in DnD. Way too fucking toxic for me. Be proud of yourself, singing that verse was a brave move!

[@idado3250]

I see this song as Danny embracing his problem from "No Reason Boner" as an unseperable part of his personality.

[@idado3250]

+Commissar_Dan We could

[@NotA3xCombo]

Made it happened yet?

[@bartholomewthundercatiii3484]

nva_soldaten So I Just Want to Dance is obviously the origin story where Danny gives up being the most powerful ninja in the universe to be a rock star.

[@ghost3288]

Pinny the pinecone he knows to much

[@annarenfold438]

The NSP Hidden Lore, NSP Historia with the timelines when?

[@DerpFox2]

0:53 EVERYBODY SHUT UP I HAVE AN OBJECTION!

[@DerpFox2]

+Bucket Knight also i know it's not he said, there is always that one smartass who corrects every little mistake in the comments.

[@x_bipolar_bear_c5143]

That joke……where ever you from should from now on be called Teriblejokington…

[@alanteunion2239]

+Bucket Knight ha I bet Danny wants you to "hold it"!

[@CarsonTheCookdude]

Pheonix Wright... Nice.

[@DerpFox2]

Alan Teunion ayy.

[@stormstrikerpro]

I sent this to my crush a couple months ago, I haven't seen her since.

[@drawingdingus6863]

Smooth XD

[@drawingdingus6863]

Tell me if you see her again

[@cadencommentaries3470]

She clearly left you for Ninja Brian

[@Crowster12781]

She's probably banging Danny now.. Sorry but you did bring this on yourself.

[@The_RocketBee]

I'd like this comment but then I'd ruin the 69 likes

[@BrandonP-wk5xd]

The aliens look familiar, as if they were previously at a fight with lasers.

[@carcinogenicoak3057]

If I recall, they had... V-neck guitars?

[@carcinogenicoak3057]

If I recall, they had... V-neck guitars?

[@lunatheluma3804]

I think maybe some dinosaurs were there to but idk

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Possibly with dinosaurs?

[@darryltheclown7563]

Speaking of which, didn't they die?

[@Kaalcite]

87? How many of those happen for no reason?

[@Gento70]

Don't take those numbers are real; this video isn't canon. Ninja Brain crying, everybody knows his tears form the greatest hot sauce on the face of the earth.

[@ArinJager1]

Mr. Soulife ...that melts through the crust, then through the mantle... all the way to the core and EXPLODE the whole damn Earth! (that's why Ninjab Rian never cries)

[@Gento70]

***** Who is this Ninjab Ryan? A rival? No, but in all seriousness you're right. Brain can't cry lest our planet explode well before the laser apocalypse.

[@bjam89]

***** you do know the crust is the thing we are living on, then comes the mantle and then the core

[@Nojical]

Mr. Soulife No reason boner...it's a problem I have frequently.

[@chroamathebrute]

the fucking shark is the best!

[@dio4296]

Ikr xD

[@PrinsaVossum]

jhazlee velez Is that a shark eating a cheeseburger?

[@chroamathebrute]

Kubo Edgeworth ?

[@PrinsaVossum]

jhazlee velez H20 Delirious.

[@chroamathebrute]

Kubo Edgeworth I have no idea what we're talking about

[@nachos1162]

since when has Danny had a third leg?

[@gustavoolivas3935]

It only happens 87 times a day.

[@flowerboyjess8160]

Lol

[@lastnamefirstname5295]

@@gustavoolivas3935 you finally have 87 likes sir

[@primordialchaos3647]

My uncle’s girlfriend used to call him “tripod”. It was highly uncomfortable for literally everyone else. Then he lost a leg. My entire family now calls him “bipod”

[@howscat9204]

He can grow it if he sees certain things. It’s his super power

[@kidinaaredhoodie98]

My friend decided to sing this in class. He earned a suspension and my eternal respect

[@mattyrobinson6836]

He's earned everyone's respect

[@josephstratton4633]

He must be had some BALLS to do that

[@RaisinHook]

that man is a American Hero

[@ATastyHamSammich]

No, He was a worldwide leader and a great man.

[@IcyLapis]

OML ur friend has balls r/madlads

[@inspectorinfernape]

I feel like an idiot for not realizing that the president was Ninja Brian.

[@Gab8riel]

I am even bigger idiot because your comment is the reason I realized

[@roadkillradio3753]

He's not a ninja! He didn't qualify, duh 😎

[@henriquelopesciecielski24]

+Bonnie the Bunny Ninja Byron didn't qualified,Ninja Brian is the most awesome ninja with a PHD in the whole universe.

[@roadkillradio3753]

Mt. Fuji majbe, that´s, why he became president instead :D

[@chancemartin4663]

+Mt. Fuji yeah, know Ninja Brian passed highschool with difficulty(PhD)

[@PMRants]

It sounds like Brian played the President....Ninja Brian 2016.

[@derekGarbanzo]

dude, your vids are awesome, you fucking rock.

[@HoneyBoom]

he played many parts in nsp songs.

[@dan240393]

I'm afraid that you are incorrect. To have played the President Ninja Brian would have had to make sound. Ninja Brian does not make sound.

[@bryant1425]

I've heard this song a lot, but I'm just now realizing this myself. #NINJABRIAN2016

[@Sleiphros]

I'm all for Ninja Brian 2016, but I'm just afraid that he'd declare war on people he didn't like. Oh wait, he'd go in by himself and kill everyone... we're good.

[@meliodasx6035]

2:17 Egoraptor contemplating his life choices.

[@redgreen2453]

I want a shirt that says "This is more important than what you have to say" then just has an arrow pointing to the crotch

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

That would be awesome!

[@MrFiendFyre]

that's a solid idea.

[@ya_boi_paypay26]

Hot-I mean-Clever!

[@Shippiddge]

The unicorns singing "Penis~!" really did it for me.

[@PaperChickenCompany]

You seem like somebody important but I don/t know, and I have to move my fingers like, half a centimeter to see your profile and I'm really not into that, and I'm commenting in hopes that you tell me of your work, because your name sounds familiar.

[@Shippiddge]

PaperChickenCompany Pokemon cartoons.

[@BadCandyStudios]

*cough*and Smashtasm*cough* Excuse me, I have a cold today.

[@Lunchbillion]

Woah hey, it's the Smashtasm dude. I used to love that series

[@Shippiddge]

And apparently Smashtasm, I guess.

[@AjourChannel]

1:17 Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy and Manticore.

[@SirCrudo]

... Seriously?

[@Forevertowander]

Arin is very interested

[@johnnyb100691]

And Ross is TERRIFIED!!!

[@TimelordPete]

ohhh its manticore... i was wondering why kevin was a werewolf...

[@1okrocker82]

Wait...sorry.... who's manticore?

[@PerhapsOOTMM]

For whatever reason, this song inspired me to start working out. I've been going strong for the past 6~ years

[@honderaccord]

good for you, but also, what the fuck

[@danix7807]

lol same

[@Waluigiman]

That a long erection.

[@obscureshawty]

This is, by far, the best NSP song

[@Josbird]

It was tbh, but then under the covers came out

[@Twoswordsdrizzt]

And now it's Danny Don't You Know. But til it came out, yeah, this was true for a looooong time.

[@akivagross9055]

It still is the best

[@vaitetomarnocu]

i agree

[@blueglaze1514]

Please hold your applause

[@eltiolavara9]

people say perfection doesnt exist. it's fake. this is perfection. art. life.

[@seanpc728]

PENIS . FUGGIN . PERFECTION .

[@mephostopheles3752]

S Chavarria Stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!

[@fenb13]

eltiolavara9 nice one pupper, sleep tight.

[@Krelos1114]

+eltiolavara9 Perfection exists, It is held in Danny's pants, It's snowing on mount fuji.

[@KaggyFilms]

I LOVE YOU ERECTION/ I mean... No I stand by my statement.

[@thegamingkeyblade7066]

XD

[@MrFunnyManChris]

It would've been super hilarious if they crashed a wedding saying "shut up I have an erection" or a woman giving birth and just burst into the wall saying "shut up I have an erection"

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

When he was on top of Mount Rushmore, they should of had a US flag hanging on his erection. That would have been hilarious, as well as strangely patriotic.

[@MrFunnyManChris]

Shadow of My Former Self or man landing on the moon and just fly in from above saying "shut up I have an erection"

[@antonhagbox02]

"I now pronounce you husband and-" Everybody SHUT UP!! I HAVE AN ERECTION!!!!

[@xenodrone3367]

In pokemon your just chatting and dan appears tells you to shut up flash his erection and the screen flash and text saying danny wants to battle

[@tabithakate1245]

This is the first Ninja Sex Party video I've seen. A++

[@DerpedCrusader]

Welcome stay awhile, and watch

[@lyuu9847]

Tabitha Kate me too

[@pia6061]

Tabitha Kate enjoy the mindfucks

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

Tabitha Kate my friends showed me then today. Yesterday I listened to it during class while working on Microsoft Excel

[@seraphinitegaming3123]

Same

[@NoamVH]

You can really see how Danny grew up with time, he went all the way from "You can never tuck away the shame" to "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!"

[@SuperAwesomeWilliam]

12 Year Olds be like: Mine is bigger

[@rubenzandaidanzyoutubechan122]

Now that's ture

[@CuddlyTheMadElite]

+Sawsome 12 year olds? More like 12 inches!

[@nameless9371]

+Lord Selrahc some guy: Well black guy has a longer one. The 12 year old: That's racist!!!

[@iim4xii129]

Yay, President Brian!

[@Blackcage3]

GamingDude2000 better then trump

[@spacekii]

Also formally known as 'The Prez'

[@chaselegoman]

Brian/Sexbang 2020. "Make Music Sexy Again!"

[@Noobymanfire]

BlackCage3 HUE EVERYONES BETER THAN DRUMMP HUE

[@duncanfarrow5141]

I feel like if the president killed people precisely and as randomly and indiscriminately as ninja Brian there’s Really nothing we could do anyways

[@Chu_Nyanning]

A few years ago in “No Reason Boner”: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD?! Now in “Everybody Shut Up!”: Please hold your applause.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

Character development.

[@salvadorsuarez6303]

GUYS!!! THE PRESIDENT HAS A PHD!!!!

[@461Dragonman]

+salvador suarez Dan's is bigger.

[@salvadorsuarez6303]

Anthony Gutierrez Nice B)

[@ConnerTheWaffle]

You heard the man.....SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS GLORIOUS SONG!!!

[@pie_boi]

Love your vids man! Keep up the amazing work!

[@fuknames2123]

Shut Up! This man has an erection!

[@ShotgunLlama]

Don't you mean *puts on sunglasses* this glorious schlong? YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

[@awesomeadam111]

I'd rather shut up and look at his glorious dong.

[@nailahprincessofhokuto2024]

Hows it going Conner?

[@davidattenborough1631]

I always lose it at the fucking shark XD

[@davidattenborough1631]

god I love NSP

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Ethan Miller They're so bad, they're good. They're geniuses...

[@moose2023]

Ethan Miller now that I think about it, yeah it's pretty funny

[@fireassassin6040]

Ethan Miller shut up he has an erection

[@JsteveIsMe]

It's my favorite part of the animation

[@GoopyMcGooperson]

"everybody shut up, I have an erection" is like one of the NSP song titles Dan reads on Game Grumps that actually managed to turn out into an actual song

[@CreepsMcPasta]

I've been waiting for this song to come out with a video for so long! It's my favourite song from the whole album! :'OOOO

[@IndianaJoeGaming]

Creeps holy shit, liking nsp makes me a fan of you even more

[@hurstmaster7865]

YOUR A NINJA SEX PARTY FAN!

[@lilmoonlight5960]

Hey Creeps, you still streaming?

[@lucyanne9626]

Will you marry me, Creeps?

[@zechenthewitherkingblazear2083]

This is were we agree .

[@KeithBallardA]

1:17 - Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy, ...furry nightmare?

[@josephleocadio9228]

Manticore

[@curtis4994]

Wolfjob*

[@sirblankface7607]

joseph leocadio Who is Manticore?

[@assassinsden7478]

Akio Aoi He's from the NSP song "Manticore", and is referenced a second time in Dragonslayer.

[@MonikysAdventures]

Ok for some reason people have only seen this one NSP song

[@MegaManFan1987]

This has potential to become the new Rick Roll.😂

[@flowerboyjess8160]

Lol

[@jman217]

Dude, that NEEDS to happen!

[@lastnamefirstname5295]

Had, been long overdue but won't happen

[@joshuabarnes9596]

@@lastnamefirstname5295 Well,not quite. Rick was only used as a troll many years later

[@howscat9204]

It was for a couple days

[@sithkiller4113]

References include Game grumps + manticore at 1:18 The ship that resembles the one that is in 6969 at 1:23 1:32 is his outfit from attitude city (minus handlebar mustache) At 1:55 the game grumps and manticore can be seen in the audience once more, but behind Barry is Markiplier, and behind the manticore is PeanutButterGamer (PBG) Did I miss any?

[@Lunar_Atronach]

You got most everything but 6969 came out after this meaning the ships are not related

[@falloutdragon6663]

Did anyone else notice that one of the people in court was Suzie?

[@tsubakitakihasho3876]

*Suzy

[@brandokalrizian]

Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy and Manticore.

[@awesomeleaf9059]

+Brandon Wood The best part is that Ross and Suzy were terrified, Barry was intrigued, and Arin was plainly loving Dan's erection

[@notcitrus5984]

+Awesomeleaf 905 the second time they all are somewhat terrified

[@awesomeleaf9059]

Arin's face might've said something but his pants said something else.

[@FootofaFerret]

Were the pink and blue unicorns with the falsetto voices an intentional Charlie The Unicorn reference? :P

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

Hard to tell since Dan likes unicorns in general.

[@ElkProductionGaming]

Amazing to see the people who became popular all having seen the glorious rod in common

[@fetishcheese5415]

Footofaferret noooooooo

[@scollonvevo9218]

Best. Ringtone. Ever.

[@thejman3489]

I've been looking for a ringtone for a while now. This might be Just what I was looking for.

[@theshockerpit7274]

scollonVEVO you’re just in church. Then ride in the middle of the guy speaking your phone goes off and he just goes everybody shut up I have an erection everyone’s just staring at you like what the heck did he just say

[@johnlastname7106]

this was the firat NSP song I had ever heard. I had been listening to star bomb for a while and a guy that reacted to star bomb reacted to this song. I searched ninjasexparty and proceeded to absolutely love them. then I found out they were basically star bomb + Arin.

[@TheNexustoby]

i think you mean - Arin not +

[@johnlastname7106]

+Toby Nimmo yeah I meant -. thanks for pointing that out.

[@TheKAIGamesCo]

A guy reacted to it, eh? It's always nice to hear about a talentless person doing something good in the world.

[@johnlastname7106]

Yep

[@kkaiser.8521]

Braden Jones I found it because of smg4

[@MurakenToo]

I swear it gets bigger

[@tentaclesmesticles]

ikr

[@ajasurosrex844]

it does

[@wilk746]

So does mine.

[@nathanielturnage3254]

that's kind of the point

[@subject9600]

anyone else pause this video to see if the pad really had 87 tally marks?

[@Kaoticvoid]

Yes😂

[@nsgshadow2419]

+GAME OVER I thought about it...But just took their word for it

[@spessmahn5316]

it had 97

[@subject9600]

+Blu Heavy are you sure? I count 87

[@johnathanmcmillan5249]

I too count 87

[@moxiebees]

They are pretty big band now and have moved into a different animation direction, but I love this work by Gregzilla. It captures the cartoonish-ness of the song and so many great little details

[@andrewpappas9311]

1:18 The Game Grumps witnessing Danny's junk 1:19 Arin's reaction is amazing

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

I read the comments section on a website and started feeling like shit... then I watched this video and I'm pretty much cured now. Thanks Danny! Your erection cured me!

[@vegasbabyWaHOO]

It was Tumblr, it must be Tumblr.

[@BelphegorVT]

unrelated but is that a celestial tofu?

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

Isobun Y-yeah...

[@BelphegorVT]

TheFrostedfirefly That's awesome B) I never seem to find any Wakfu players outside the game itself.

[@megakirbyx]

Funny, the exact same thing happened with me

[@majskoviak6178]

I like how happy Brian looks when he gives the guy the whiskey

[@squeet0]

I just realized that everyone is left handed in this video, except for Brian. He's ambidextrous.

[@squeet0]

Even the scotch that Brian served.

[@HandDrawn5229]

"Do you ever take a moment to look up at the stars, and think about your life and just how stupid you are" needs to be a reaction clip

[@ComicKino]

Wait. Ross' mom is a murderer?!

[@ximipeepimix2890]

Wait, really?

[@ComicKino]

jacob fields It's in the cort room scene. The guy says it was Mrs. Donnavan. If I recall right then Donnavan is Ross' last name.

[@ximipeepimix2890]

Oh, that.

[@L33PL4Y]

24ShadoW01 His last name is O'donovan

[@ComicKino]

EBsessor Oh right...

[@alessandrofarris8998]

Wait wait wait!!!! the killer was "Miss o'donavan"?!!

[@WooMaster777]

+Ender So, was that Ross' mom?? Because his wife goes by the name Holly Conrad.

[@alessandrofarris8998]

David Woo Must be....

[@antonhagbox02]

It was just Mrs. Donovan

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

@@antonhagbox02 It was a Ross joke. (You know, because Ross's last name is O'Donovan.)

[@prnklinfierc]

Oh it might have been the news reporter sister that Danny thinks is hot.

[@Kevin-fd1cg]

The president is voiced by Brian

[@bep935]

You mean Brian Wecht? That theoretical physicist guy?

[@Beaver77394]

A Chivalrous Knight Also known as Ninja Brian

[@bep935]

+Diego Garcia Ok, look. I don't know you, and I don't assume that you know what I know so I'll cut you some slack. If Brian (the one with the PHD, appears on game grumps and all that) was supposedly some kind of "alter-ego" of Ninja Brian (the stabby one who murders people), then how would he be able to keep up with all of his work. Ninja Brian is a 24/7/365 job. Do you have any idea how many murders he's committed? No? Alright, I'll give it to you. We don't know much, but only that the number of victims is at least fifty thousand, as eluded to in "Best Friends Forever", but I'm fairly certain that he hasn't slowed down since that, so it's bound to be higher. That kind of murder takes time, planning, an askew moral compass and a lot of determination. All of this, and the fact that they are clearly two separate people I mean come on, of all the people, why would someone as revered and intelligent as Brian Wecht resort to a life of murder? p.s Yes, I know they share the word 'Brian' in their names, but this means nothing, and is purely a coincidence.

[@smalls1485]

Yes the theoretical physicist now has improved so far

[@gonchuits]

A Chivalrous Knight Thank you so much for this enlightenment. It makes me appreciate both parties of Brian Wecht, the theoretical physicist, as known from the youtube program: Video Game Lads; and Ninja Brian, the seasoned killer as featured in the group: Jujitsu Naughtiness Brigade.

[@captainjules6033]

Ninja Brian is secretly the president.

[@PrinsaVossum]

The perfect diguise for a ninja with a PhD.

[@GentleSecurity]

OH MY GOD STACY

[@Peterrific4]

XD Her fucking face at 0:10 Fucking kills me everytime!

[@crystalp5890]

XD!! IKR!!!

[@RealClassixX]

Wait, I hought Danny is a ninja too, so why didn't he smoke bomb away? Or was he too focused on his needlessly large rod? Or did he lose his ninja powers when he decided that he just wanted to dance?

[@Polygonetwo]

Classix He's not a ninja, just the (self-proclaimed) world's greatest lover.

[@tomassanchez870]

polygone two Look "I just Want to (Dance)", in that video Danny says he was the best ninja, but he just wanted to dance :v

[@Polygonetwo]

Was the best ninja. He isn't one anymore. ;P

[@tomassanchez870]

polygone two Or that's what Danny want us to think D:

[@McJaews]

Classix Danny used to be the toughest fucking ninja that you've ever seen. Then he decided to change up his stance. Now he just wants to dance and have sex with stuff. This has left Ninja Brian frustrated and torn, as he wants to help Danny with his dreams and goals, but can't deny his disappointment in how his former rival and best friend has turned into an afroed sexually deviant embarrassment. Which is why Brian often hurts or kills Danny, but also helps him out with performing as a band. #NSPlore

[@CharaDreemurr15243]

I love how everyone in his friend group either looks appalled or covers their eyes, but Arin's just like: "Ooh damn". That has to be the most accurate thing I've ever seen.

[@ATastyHamSammich]

I sung this for our school's end of year talent show. I got banned from the next one. So now I have to wait for senior year to sing it again there. Worth it. XD

[@ATastyHamSammich]

I also had my buddies back me up with the song, Chase on drums, Anders on guitar, and Alex on keyboard XD

[@ChappyYoung]

I love Ross's face as Danny's junk wiggles in his face. XD

[@theboomandbang1]

Yeah and it's also funny in this video

[@h_chase1974]

theboomandbang1 PERFECT, DAMN PERFECT

[@theboomandbang1]

Thank you :)

[@gaurdianAQ]

I never realized it was the game grumps in the court room before... then again last time I watched this I don't think i was watching game grumps yet... well game grumps and the manticore...

[@gaurdianAQ]

+gaurdianAQ and in the audience during the presidents speech, with ross freaking out (that's ross right? barry was on the right between suzy and the manticore?)

[@bigboydan3436]

+gaurdianAQ yea and the manticore which i thought was wolfjob lol

[@bootwiththeloot4348]

+gaurdianAQ I think I also saw PeanutButterGamer in the background

[@bicho9244]

I know this is 4 years ago, but i hope it becomes a part of history, if donald trump is about to declare war, Danny busts in with ninja brian screaming that glorious verse

[@origamipurple9386]

I was just about to comment this 😂.

[@thespaceofades2734]

Most people don't know this, but Danny is constantly following the President, waiting for the right time to strike.

[@professorfukyu744]

@@thespaceofades2734 he's the worlds best ninja. He doesn't follow him at all. He monitors the president. He's killed kings.

[@fumingcelestial]

Glad it was removed from age restriction

[@ventirudd8479]

1:18 Arin's face kills me everytime

[@alexcole2443]

I think the Prez has a PHD.

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

This screams mid-80s rock and I love it

[@JoelitoStriker]

Same

[@garbagetruck5993]

My mom found this in my search history, probably not the best introduction to NSP.

[@Blubberhirn1999]

Wgen o first read the title i was like: 'no.. It can't be... A new nsp song without secual content?!'. Then you were just like 'everybody shut up. I have an erection' :D glad you guys don't change

[@Blubberhirn1999]

First two words are supposed to be *when i My touchscreen is shitty...

[@BalthorYT]

I'm more concerned about the whole "secual content" xD pretty sure you meant sexual

[@Blubberhirn1999]

Balthor hahaha 😂 thank you yeah i meant sexual

[@seavord]

Balthor meant*

[@TG-bl9kr]

But there is one video where Brian doesn't kill anyone..

[@papaswanky9462]

2:15 was that egoraptor on the very left?

[@BobblyBlueberry]

Yes

[@XKING1997X]

And Suzy. And I think Ross and Barry as well.

[@fatchessie]

Egoraptor, Ross, Suzy, Barry, Manticore ;)

[@Blackcage3]

Egotaptor was looking at it and was like I want to grab it but there's people here lol

[@Jimmy-gc2pd]

And Ross, Suzie, Barry, and the Manticore

[@goomy_]

Imagine this guy showing up a funeral

[@energymillion5321]

"It's more tangy than whiskey but much harder than scotch." That made my day 😄

[@Guythatyoudontknow]

@ 2:23, Brian cried. I smell an impostor.

[@anthony55ch]

Dannys crotch makes you feel emotions you didn't know you had

[@nickdoot2536]

Bren Zo It was Ninjab Ryan

[@hhog9303]

That single tear was his quota for 2015.

[@hotelmario510]

Brian cried, Danny's eyebrow has no scar...the plot thickens.

[@Pathseacher]

Actually he had not blinked for a long time so his eyes started to tear to get moisture. Perfect explanation.

[@BalthorYT]

That shark at 0:33 is the cutest thing I've ever seen OMG!!!!! I need a shirt with that face, I just can get enough!!!! It's nearly as good as Danny pole-dancing!!! gaaaaaaahhh it's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

[@itstrugrizzz9203]

Nobody: Me with the bois: 0:13

[@godusopp1797]

1:22 In headcannon, this line is always: Do you ever take a moment and look up at the *Stars*? And think about your life and just how stupid you *Are's*

[@keego3917]

Cartoon Network in a Nutshell: *EVERYBODY SHUT UP* I'm airing TTG It only happens 87 times a day.

[@Aviivix]

Crazy how much gregzilla's animation has improved from this to the mario party animation...

[@iceflake6179]

"only happens 87 times a day" *YOUR DOCTOR WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@superniek-niek5449]

they say you will never forget your first and yes i have not forgotten the first nsp song i listened to

[@Ziggy_Rotten]

The Nixon joke killed me. perfect comedy song. Totally gonna see these guys live if they come near me.

[@purplepoint9357]

This never gets old.

[@jeffreyposs751]

A certain radio station here in Atlanta keeps airing ED ads. I'd love to hear this song in one of those said commercials one day.

[@pikapals41]

You guys truly are my favorite band!!

[@cptrevenant4088]

God everytime i watch this it always weirds me to see everyone this far back. Like Suzy doesnt have the bleached streak anymore, Barry and Ross are gone, Arin is now the artist formerly know as Egoraptor and Kevin isnt around anymore either.

[@professorfukyu744]

Everything is impermanent. Enjoy it while its here.

[@Ali3ng0d]

I love how the beat sounds like it belongs to an 80's song

[@Hokies1970]

Omg I heard this song before, but I had no idea you made it! My life just got 17 times better

[@ldragondeity]

I'm scared that Danny's gonna bust through my wall like the kool-aid man

[@infinitymink824]

I remember I played this on my bus in middle school and everyone looked at me weird before laughing

[@cb-9938]

Play this at my funeral as my dying wish

[@Daybreak6427]

I was quietly singing this to myself at work. I was caught by the HR manager. Said I had good music taste but I could be fired if I did it again lmao

[@reaganisgay-gan3352]

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS. IT IS 12:00 IN THE MORNING. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY LORD I CANT STOP-