SAMUS ON EM! [MARIO KART 8]

Mortal Kombat: Locked Up!
• MORTAL KOMBAT: LOCKED UP!

[@marksmith6894]

"Get the rupees" Misses all the rupees...

[@gilrolly949]

Mark Smith on that moment: he knew he fuked up....

[@kiannaliponcott5833]

😂😂😂😂

[@donkeykong4983]

Mark Smith IKR!!! I got triggered

[@marksmith6894]

Dashie made the transition from cup races to vs races in this video, changing the dynamics of his Mario Kart 8 videos forever

[@erainmartinez8175]

Oh yeah! 11:48

[@mbut00]

👅

[@95Tanner]

Its not frustrating to watch its funny as hell.

[@YTman28]

Play as Iggy

[@dolphinqueen5209]

Travodo IDK WHY BUT I THINK IT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU REPLIED TO HIS COMMENT AND SAID THAT INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT INTO YOUR OWN COMMENT. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME? XDDD

[@malakilachi_2526]

Aly Rod for some reason i find that funny too 😂

[@erainmartinez8175]

Oh my Glob! O.O

[@avonliswift4958]

somewhere... there is a parrallel universe where dashie calls them "donkey ma boy" and "yoshi bitch ass"

[@dylandarlington3595]

and that universe... is only sometimes visited

[@hello.im.auggie]

and when it is visited........ No one returns XD

[@9000MiiSquad]

Homie Donkey

[@sennafn1387]

that universe need to explode its Yoshi ma boy

[@KerrBox92]

the homie donks

[@met2224]

Damn dashies mii got cake tho

[@victorborof43]

ASS

[@Lil_jmp]

Jelly Bean ALERT! Dummy

[@daynecho]

+Dashie Yoshi look at your ass. ×)

[@kaydehaney1033]

when he kept "bouncing that ass" LMAOOO 😂😂😂

[@Eman_Suvivor47]

lol😂😂😂😂

[@tragicskate1302]

Want a HARDCORE drinking game? Take a shot every time dashie says bitch. lol

[@ZephyrSkyline]

I'm so trying this!

[@mattc.9241]

Instant death

[@ArynBacklogDragon]

that is NOT healthy..

[@Kelly11448]

I would fucking die from that XD

[@Rokku-D]

TragicSkate I would be DEAD! XD

[@Lil_jmp]

If somebody wore a Samus suit the first day of school (or to school in general and it's not Halloween) I would die from laughter

[@LJThaKid]

I'm sitting here thinking to myself "Throw that ass in a circle"

[@vivliciamims]

Lmao

[@kittydearrosari]

me too! XD

[@zenthewolf6483]

Play as Daisy. Nobody plays as her. She may be annoying but damn, give her some love!

[@dolphinqueen5209]

XDDD LOL

[@heshloid909]

Play as Daisy

[@roofspatula]

Yes!! Thank you! I love Daisy :)

[@aaliyahseck2150]

Yes please play as daisy

[@JuniorMazerati]

Play as Lakitu (Nae Nae Guy)

[@vincentsvaluables6756]

"Well we're fucked..." Lmao I laughed so hard, Dashie you are so hilarious no matter how bad you do lol

[@ThatGuyAlon]

dashie we don't get mad when you fuck up its funny as shit

[@minny209]

my brother does 😹 but i ❤ dashie xD

[@legendkiller1157]

Dashie play I am bread. Who loves watching dashie rage out on a gameplay xD

[@jpmiyuka]

He has a game play of that already. And yeah, it was so much fun watching him rage on it😅

[@miskonductkx911]

I DO!!!!

[@nicolugo178]

Who doesn't except for rage haters (duh lol)

[@jonathonboykins1943]

I do

[@ChillRays]

Jonathon Boykins Yes.. definitely more bread gameplay.

[@alexloya9272]

Hahaha "bounce that ass maybe you'll gain speed!!" That shit had me rollin!!!!!!

[@MagicWhiskeyART]

That double fart had me CRYING from laughing so hard!

[@SoloHero]

"Yoshi plz, YOSHI PLZ"

[@tragic824]

it hurts when you watch dashie not throw that banana in front of baby daisy at the end of the race

[@chilitooo]

Dashie, you should play as Mario (REGULAR) and play battle mode in your next Mario kart 8 gameplay... Also battle is where you get item blocks and pop balloons and if you are playing in team mode, you get to even pop your own teammates' balloons (more importantly rivals') BONUS TIPS UNLOCKED Mushroom & Golden Mushroom - steal a balloon from someone Greeen shells, Blue shells, Red shells, Bo-Bombs, Bananas, Boombox, Lightning (maybe), Star, Fireballs, all pop balloons Bloopers just cover your screen (no balloons taken away :D

[@chilitooo]

By the way, congrats on 1,000,000 subscribers ;)

[@chilitooo]

Also I forgot : boomerangs and piranhas pop balloons

[@ThisIsFuj]

Battle sucks ass in MK8

[@Wayjitu._]

This was the most funniest Mario part 8 episode in my opinion

[@Wayjitu._]

*kart

[@Only_For_JK]

2:44 HAS ME ROLLINGGG😭😭😭

[@ThisIsFuj]

Dashie FUCKING DRIFT. Even at turns where you don't have to drift, still do it for the extra speed boost.

[@AlexLarson7]

DashieGames ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[@AlexLarson7]

I hope to god he reads what you wrote

[@AlexLarson7]

Ronnie Justin shit I forgot about that

[@Syncrini]

Ronnie Justin He does.He's replied to 2 of my comments before.

[@ThisIsFuj]

The Truth It's a joke...

[@269winterlove]

Dashie mixtape got leaked.

[@angelinerosa8920]

me too

[@Spongebob-lf5dn]

***** I Love You Sub-Zero

[@ayetrey8344]

***** since wen does sub zero luv ppl??? Lmao.....oh wait I'm thinkin scorpion... Never mind XD

[@Spongebob-lf5dn]

Scorpion is ruthless, Sub-Zero is perfect

[@ayetrey8344]

Spongebob​ tru 😉

[@W0LFB3AT5]

Dragon Driftway Dashie: oooooOOHH NOOHH! 😂😂😂

[@exalted000]

"Whats up with me and secondfthka" LOL WTF! xD

[@KingMalaxis]

Dat caution at 12:00 tho.... ROFL!! Some people are way to fixated on the gameplay, not the comedy Dashie delivers on his channel.

[@brianugalde7394]

The chase scene was hilarious, I was dying.

[@NykesterWaltzz]

When I'm sick I love watching dashie. So technically I'm in heaven

[@jaybaybee94]

This video features Dashie twerking

[@williamhawker22]

Hahah its too funny yo!

[@weebasslemur4867]

I needed this...I was having a bad day, but now..I pissed my pants laughing! xD

[@sketchingfutures1235]

I always love when Dashie plays Mario Kart 8. Also, Captain Toad.

[@demetriuslogan5793]

You should play as Iggy next

[@dimitrial1843]

In what song? :P I am kidding

[@cassiuswatt]

Who dat who dat…

[@JenniTulls]

I G G Y

[@alexgetrich]

Iggy is to fancy for dashie

[@kingston2497]

FUCK YOU

[@OHAIitisG]

LMAO! "Do drifties!!- I'm to scared!!" You kill me Dash wit yo booty!

[@xnoVAS69]

you hold the record for the most 4th place finishes.

[@aizonofficial]

Every time on the last lap Dashie fucks up 😂😂

[@theguy3795]

"IMA TRY LOOKIN AT MAH ASS JIGGLE AND YOUR GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT"-Dashie 2015

[@nickalosrichardson2331]

Dashie that was such a funny video when baby rosilina got in front at the last minute

[@youtubeadventurer7652]

Dashie always makes everybody happy! :)

[@4hmed-aa]

LOL, you did one heck of a job getting through all that ★ Ur getting better Dash, just keep going at it :-)

[@whatgoshere]

Dude that's so coo you watch dashie too!

[@4hmed-aa]

誰もいない価値のない、 Yup, sure do ;-) My fave character: Donkey B**ch Ass ;-)

[@jambocrystal2669]

Haha LOL

[@doomknight1623]

Dashie bruh I'm dying from the intro 😂😂😂😂😨😷💀💀

[@mentallyill7868]

am i the only one that has a HUGE Extrodinary CRUSH ON DASHIE

[@thomaslamy4712]

Liyah Loyal yes u r

[@yourstruly2205]

yup

[@angelina4841]

yes, yes u r he has a gf OKAY it's his dog bb nah jk but u r 4 real tha only 1 mah boy

[@literi0615]

Tina_ _Snowww and your name is... t i n a...

[@Saints-Bear]

@@literi0615 😂😂😂

[@wrinzey]

Congratulations dashi for 1million subscribers I subscribed to you sense 2013 my friend from PSN on PS3 told me about you his name is Ron he spread the word now he got you 6 subscribers lol yet I miss the fool cause he transferred to PS4 but in memory of him I always stay subscribed to you just to remind myself that he was the one who gave me a everyday smile cause of his favorite youtuber our favorite youtuber you make us laugh get hyped and everything I dont want you to read a story on this comment lol but just want to say thanks

[@MrAndrew1235]

The punctuation is real.

[@devmehta5313]

More like nonexistent

[@MrAndrew1235]

damn 15 likes???

[@RAII5X]

Didn't even notice till you said something lol

[@MrAndrew1235]

haha

[@DmarcusBaus]

Damn Dashie you killin the Samus Metriod Look! 😉

[@DmarcusBaus]

***** NO!

[@JeromeTheAwesome]

***** you shut the fuck up

[@DmarcusBaus]

***** NO! YOU CAN'T CONTROL SHIT!

[@JeromeTheAwesome]

***** lol Brody I have a actual girlfriend unlike you .

[@JeromeTheAwesome]

+Trevor Philips oh I didn't realize that I couldn't watch KZbin and have a girlfriend. Are you fucking stupid

[@jragentjr]

dashie there's literally no one else on youtube like you XD

[@myah4136]

I love you Dashie so much. You always make me feel better when I feel down. Keep making videos and making my day

[@TheThegreatshinigami]

(Dashie with 3 mushrooms) "I don't know when to use this shit!" Me: It's Rainbow Road, you don't.

[@Antibryan]

damn it's always 4th in the beginning of every month so i guess you can say its dashies mario kart period

[@rosestar1324]

Yo Dash, you are by favorite KZbinr by FAR! Even though you suck at most games (but that's besides the point) I still and always look forward to your videos! Congrats on the 1 mill subscribers! You earned it! I love you (no pause) and hope you make it to 2 mill and 3 mill, etc.!

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

Play as peach bruh, that way if you lose its not a real loss! Mario kart 8 videos are my favorite! #welovedashie (pause:

[@jinmen1822]

How is it not a real loss?

[@TheAdamSmasherMultiverse]

exactly

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

pink peach

[@alexandermccain7136]

pink peach bitch

[@thegoat4386]

I agree with all three of u dash ply as peach bitch ass

[@wholelottallen]

Lol, "he done skeeted on me!?" I was eating and i almost choked

[@johnparrinello9408]

"bro look at my ass jiggle" 😂😂😂

[@Kessylayssa]

New subs be like Hi dashie, pause

[@SmartStunna]

watchin dashie's vids all day errrrday xD

[@DeathDustDespair]

Is drifting really that hard. On the DS Mario Kart that shit was mad easy just and bahp!

[@stp111]

DeathDustDespair Lol I was thinking the same thing. It was so easy on DS

[@jakeystarsuper]

DeathDustDespair Keyword DS! youre not tilting a ds side to side. this game is used on wii u or wii remote it can be difficult sometimes. Come on give Dashie a Break there are times where he rules and there are times where he lacks and i like it like that. AND THAT RYHMES!

[@thatkiddanthony7232]

JakeyStar 2017 I mean the joystick is righ thereto drug easl

[@thatkiddanthony7232]

Xede yes ik and plus we have joysticks now so it shouldn't be a problem at all

[@kstaysforkj4353]

Dashie you are the funniest person on youtube.when I am bored or depressed you cheer me up and make me laugh really hard.keep making your funny video.

[@Kvalen0]

keep trying the drifties. once you get comfortable, you're gonna kill it! I think you're doing pretty good, so keep it up! :D

[@darkonk]

When losing in a race just bounce dat ass a little bit to gain speed lmao confirmed by dashie

[@Drea_A]

Is that Dragon track one of the new ones? I don't remember it at all.

[@dummdumm69]

Its a dlc

[@Drea_A]

dummdumm69 ah, thanks!

[@clutchalmighty5237]

Dashie u have 1million subs wow congratulations

[@brunoelias7526]

Dash I would never be mad at you just because of the way you play, what matters to me is that you do your best at it and that's enough. I really enjoy that you enjoy what you do, and what would your videos be if you weren't having fun man, it doesn't matter if your the worst or best at a game, what matters is that you have fun, thanks for making my day man .Keep up the good work and don't let the haters get to you, just ignore them.

[@Eren44Osman]

YOO I Died at the "I didn't get the talilalila talilalila" part dashieee u deserve more than a milli. U the best DJ KHALEEDD

[@Bometrius_IV]

1:50 "I THOUGH I COULD GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH!" you forgot a pause.

[@brexxy21]

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL OUTFIT LMAO

[@miked9131]

+Breezy Bre that is boing shit

[@brexxy21]

***** what lol

[@miked9131]

man you and me are friends right

[@miked9131]

yes or no

[@brexxy21]

***** yes

[@xXAsianDreamXx]

Your mii's nostrils almost look like they're supposed to be his eyes.

[@janinek5258]

I kind of find it funny when he messes up, everyone cant be perfect

[@AlexLarson7]

Dashie. your videos make my day. especially Mario Kart. thanks.

[@PrettyPrincessBabi01]

Play as Daisy next time Dashie, she loud and funny just like you.

[@pongo245]

Play as toadette next time. Idk who would get frustrated when you suck at games. They'd be frustrated all the time every gameplay. Keep in sucking! Love it when you fuck up. Too funny

[@BeatJoven]

Pause

[@samgill9338]

rupees is Indian currency

[@silentnoise1891]

or he was talking about rupees as in Legend of Zelda........

[@samgill9338]

he was, i meant it is ALSO indian currency

[@lollpop8119]

Sam Gill yea I've been to India before so... and I'm Nepali

[@LIVdaBrand]

LMAO the rainbow road wit NO rails! lmaooooo! Dashie, they hatin' on ya boy...

[@SweetRian]

Damn Dashie! I turn my back for one second and you already at a million subs! Congrats man you deserve every one.

[@KingRickyiii]

@dashie when you hit a milli!!! I bet you didn't even know or maybe I fell off on Ya vids but great job your vids are awesome

[@KingRickyiii]

@dashiegames

[@xoWhatssoTrina101]

Watch yesterday's video then talk shit

[@christianm.1217]

CrazyKate eh hold up bitch whats up wit the attitude?

[@christianm.1217]

Christian Mathis you probably like 10 lol

[@lilglockhorizontal]

CrazyKate Another white chick thinkin she's the shit of the comment section. This dude wasn't talking shit, he was congratulating Dashie on 1 million subs. How the fuck did you misinterpret that?

[@edil157]

Dashie, play " I wanna be the guy gaiden" Please! This game is Insane!

[@MrTheYinYangMan]

Hell yeah!

[@TheNuclearHawk]

Yo Dash! what about yo promise that when you get a MILLI you would drop 2 videos a day! ... just saying.. anyway your shit is awesome!

[@_Giftofglow__]

Dashie you be scaring me with those drifties lol xD

[@AProphetsExile]

The double fart replay had me dying 😂😂

[@arctrooper2851]

I might start my own You Tube channel because of Dashie!

[@arctrooper2851]

I know, I mean start posting vids

[@arctrooper2851]

what?

[@tiacat11]

Good luck!

[@arctrooper2851]

thx

[@jW-kr5xn]

Play as yoshi!

[@pixjello7551]

He did first gameplay

[@calicolate]

pixjello More like his first couple gameplays

[@josue7210]

Dashie b4 i remember that you said you were going to make 2 videos a day when you reached 1 million subscribers so please make 2 videos a day hope you see dis comment and listen 2 it we wuld all rly appreciate it thank you dashie for everything peace man

[@ShinobiShadow777]

It's enough for him making just one video a day , let alone two, especially if he just got over a cold.

[@ShinobiShadow777]

*****​ I personally was thinking that English wasn't his first language. Not being grammatically lazy. Could be both.

[@ShinobiShadow777]

***** I actually have.

[@tiggersrevenge]

Thumbs down.

[@Azhanegreen123]

Follow me on ig zane_green

[@chirpchia]

Thank you Dashie for making me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts when I watch your vids! Haha also can you play I am Bread again? Your raging videos are always the funniest, like this one😂

[@rascalog9545]

1Mil mark!!!!! Hell yea you deserved this!!! Good stuff man

[@yungc9050]

Yo u don't play the evil within anymore?

[@yungc9050]

I don't even own a wii u

[@yerrr873]

He will since it won the strawpoll

[@yungc9050]

Cool. Oh u got to vote. Didn't know

[@SaintSentry]

Dashie, it's your own ass, you don't have to say "pause".

[@JPCPSeto]

DashieGames Dashie, seriously now, what does it take to make you play with Wario's evil ass?!

[@JenniTulls]

PAUZE.

[@jasonperez3534]

Yea mah boi pause tho XD

[@MIGU3L2K]

Perfect pause moment, lmao

[@calebdean6429]

Dashie as a fan I know I don't watch your game plays for the game or for good playing I watch it for entertainment and to see someone who is funny love you dashie keep it up

[@Chocolatelavagirl]

WHEN TANOOKI MARIO WAS BUMPING HIM 😂😂😂😂

[@PhlebiacClown]

Please play other games than Happy Wheels and Mario Kart...

[@Blayzine]

Out of the 10 last videos, only 4 of them have been happy wheels or Mario kart...

[@PhlebiacClown]

Yes, though why must he constantly play the same set of games on a weekly basis? He's a funny guy, why limit himself. There's a whole host of games he could be playing.

[@Jondiie]

There is a game were he is... but he never played it, its called dashkour, you can play it here tho: dashkour.weebly.com He tweeted on it, but never made the gameplay.

[@Orteeez]

***** Because he gets more views on his Happy Wheels and Mario Kart gameplay.

[@ambrojai2535]

HAPPY WHELLS IS THE SHEIT MA BOIIIII!!!!

[@jameelawada]

Dashie! You can jump when the thwomps hit the ground and it shakes,giving you a boost.Same thing with the musical notes on that music course.

[@tstacks31]

"This the type of shit you wear on the first day of school type of shit"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@freakof4]

Samus Fart part Dashie killed me! LOL

[@1Kaelahg]

The fact that you gave us a warning on the last lap. 😂

[@stephaniedurann6043]

Dashie twerkin' on that bike, LOL!

[@1sickkidd9]

1 million subscribers congrats brother! You deserve it !

[@ryanmiller7324]

I loved that little intro clip

[@grantking8039]

Hey dashie u don't make me mad when you are doing bad u just make me laugh harder thanks for always uploading homie

[@christianvaldez2315]

Its funny how he says dunlalaluh dunlalaluh, Dashie, your hilarious

[@TheDarkangel1197]

The tighter the road, the better way to drift. Tight movements!!!

[@DrJaayy679]

Its 2022🎉🎉 still getting recommended to watch this video

[@nathanschoeder9902]

Hahahah Dash man you always finish 4th. So funny dude

[@samaiyadavenport5073]

4:57 he didnt even realize he hit the thing in front of him lol

[@fabienzaca]

12:55 I had a coughing laughing attack. I couldnt breath for like 30 seconds🤣