SANTAN DAVE | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

[@elizabethhouston8612]

she kept trying to roast him but he always came back at her stronger

[@Felix-ix3qe]

Maybe your fingers are too fat. *Maybe you’re too fat*

[@georgemcgeough3513]

Felix da da da da daaa

[@BHews]

He’s to smart for her init

[@OutcastKozify123]

innit😂😂

[@jozyyyyy6337]

@@OutcastKozify123 🤣🤣

[@barnabychinnock1212]

Watching this after top boy and This video proves modie isn’t just a character

[@gz2223]

ok

[@Italkshite]

Loool

[@vdbpierre5923]

ok

[@barnabychinnock1212]

vdb pierre ok

[@Dough-jg8xp]

Lol

[@coconicholls]

Amelia uninspiredly handing Dave the piano ... Dave trying to reach it:“AMELIA!“ 😂😂😂

[@IanEmanzi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deezywhypreeboss2949]

Funny😂

[@dontagia1462]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[@Dnashtharapper]

😂😂😂

[@Vaguepaperchasing]

Amelia: Is she dead? Dave: *In soo many different ways*

[@_Sylens]

Barss

[@gronk2002]

Rood

[@sc8476]

@@jones7778 he was talking about melanie

[@leas9854]

who are samantha and melanie tho? (i know the song but do they stand for someone/something)

[@Keprion]

I laughed

[@SupaDooba]

this is some exotic chicken shop tho rahh

[@kiaanshoria-taylor7894]

Supa Dooba truss me😂

[@user-vq3wr4ss7j]

i heard the bossmans there can actually speak proper english

[@Cryptic-jl3qz]

Money Motive 😂😂imagine they say "hope you enjoyed your meal" when your leaving 💀💀💀

[@Cryptic-jl3qz]

Naahhh lets stick to the ends

[@GuaranteedRealMusic]

lol my man said exotic u know

[@kayzz3194]

Most weirdest convo ever 😂😂 ‘Man just mashed that I’m AJ ahh’ ‘Mashed what?’ *’Hehe. Ok.’*

[@elbuki4006]

i mean yea i had no idea wtf dave was trying to say, seem butthurt the whole time

[@streettravelxxi]

@@elbuki4006 he knows her style of comedy is to be awkward so he was going against it by roasting her hella

[@elbuki4006]

@@streettravelxxi wasn’t she roasting him and he decided to shut up ? 😂

[@streettravelxxi]

@@elbuki4006 I mean it was kinda back and forth the whole time that’s what these vids r like

[@cherylashley8658]

Mashed potatoes

[@urbanfox2274]

Dave was taking the piiiis

[@ihtishamhussain1785]

Urban Fox he is funny 😂

[@shadegiwa324]

Fr🤣🤣

[@Gfresh844]

*pills.

[@AbdiBandz]

I was your 3k like

[@babyscreenz8269]

@@Gfresh844 PISS*

[@benlynch3098]

Think this was the best one Dave opened up more than most of the others

[@NastyLSRP]

666 likes

[@neanda]

nah mate, the Kurupt FM crew, and Chabuddy G, were much better, coz they didn't know what to expect

[@MKaz250]

It’s a tradition to come back here every now and then😭

[@mwichekelly275]

Let's get this to 420

[@LONDONALEXIS]

i think this the 50th time i've watch this

[@soups296]

Me too

[@imjustforeign]

Shut up

[@bosolo-tv]

Why?

[@jasoncoblavie7698]

same

[@paradox_zamzam7540]

Did I ask

[@samwooto4618]

she actually made an effort to look hot for dave

[@CommonG]

Think it was more for the venue, bro

[@ReubenVFX]

Azor Ahai not sure about that

[@idontgetlikes3793]

Sam Wooto that's her favourite rapper she said that in one of the episodes

[@mahirhussain4446]

I made it 1.9 from 8 feel good 😂

[@cov9290]

@Anto 7 she ain't

[@erickalba2877]

She’s been on the grind for 6 years I’m excited to see her get 1 mil

[@morganfreeman8828]

The awkward silence when she passed him the piano lol

[@haaruun6776]

Not even a comment

[@Ab-tb3es]

Crying 😂😂

[@betheal.2780]

Morgan Freeman 😂😂😂😭

[@Captain1penguin]

“Who’s Samantha?” “Ah this is a great story” “Do tell” “Samantha is a great person.”

[@avey3422]

He definitely didn’t say ‘ah this is a great story’

[@James-dl6ne]

He said ah ha funny story

[@Captain1penguin]

@@James-dl6ne chill out love

[@James-dl6ne]

@@Captain1penguin i am chill what was not “chill” about that?

[@Captain1penguin]

@@James-dl6ne chill

[@philymorris]

this girl been out here grindin for years. we all watch her vids. we owe her a subscription....

[@mijirussell9686]

Man called her too fat

[@caseclosed1160]

Zinedine Ghauri Life goals complete.

[@JeRsEyLeGeNeD]

Miji Russell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@N0UG37]

Not really, he questioned if she is

[@mutsamungoshi]

Miji Russell raaahhh 😂😂😂

[@mizzyuk8697]

And she thumped her drink down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@n2dripz382]

“Maybe your fingers are too fat” “maybe your too fat” 😂😂😂😂💀

[@greenleaf4344]

Maybe YOU ARE too fat

[@tasangerbakes]

you're*

[@AH-rz2zl]

Proceeds to jam out on the piano

[@imanahmed6126]

CLAPBACK

[@gabbibrook1633]

as I much as I love and respect Dave he's really not funny

[@altver7303]

A-“Maybe your fingers are too fat” D-“Maybe you’re too fat” That one there was a violation, personally I wouldn’t have it😂

[@Rsalum09]

Why is the table so long, moving like beauty and the beast

[@xenophobica6106]

So funny 😒

[@gz2223]

ok

[@caicaicai788]

"Maybe your fingers are too fat" "Maybe you're too fat" LOOOOLLLLLLL mans got me gassed. I'm still feeling light headed 🤣

[@WebbedBiceps]

CAI平 haha.

[@chuks9717]

Your comment has 666 likes

[@zainabgiwa6033]

He matched her character so good 🤣

[@Jay-rn4hn]

"You do seem like a plain Jane. Bit borin' " Lmaoo I died.

[@yesnow7974]

in soo many different ways

[@owenanderson628]

Nah this scared me, I read this comment as he said it in the vid

[@stephthejourno]

@@owenanderson628 same omg

[@neanda]

she's very far from boring, like the opposite, coz you'd end up leaving with more questions than you arrived with

[@mineyours828]

lol

[@prohenderson8082]

This is about 56 minutes to short.

[@ablondedbabe]

ProHenderson 🤣🤣🤣

[@corteiz]

Your ‘though’ is too short Your right though haha

[@philjones45]

59 minutes too long.

[@tasangerbakes]

too*

[@jaydinachkar4337]

I’m exactly the 7000 like 😎

[@oakleyroach2816]

1:42 gets me every time “ahah okay” doesn’t even make sense

[@lavishtee9816]

Hes so attractive marnnnnnn

[@jmsnipz27ohyeahyeahohyeahy16]

Blessing x if he’s your type

[@maureensillah]

Blessing x ikr

[@TricksEU]

Such me of babe

[@TricksEU]

Wow ur sexy

[@joebonnet4037]

@@TricksEU how old are you?

[@velbel3106]

This was my favourite interview, by far. Please sis, start doing outtakes or something because 4 and a half minutes is not enough 💔

[@andrewmoran9827]

did she pay u to say that

[@velbel3106]

Andrew Moran I wish mate

[@goodstuff880]

Aj one was pretty good too

[@goodstuff880]

But Tobz was probably the best

[@andrewmoran9827]

+Al Vel she could of got ya 3piece and chips

[@agkcate1627]

Jack Harlow and Aitch got me hooked , but Dave is the one I want to rewatch. 😆This date is everything.

[@northhallbabe13]

Really ??? I thought this one was boring

[@satronpaint8463]

They're social distancing.

[@z1splashy686]

Cispicious lol

[@Kxfi_247]

Deserves more likes

[@usersvisible]

They’re practicing

[@ShadowMoon96]

Foreshadowing

[@AJOgunade]

We love to see it😅😂

[@slimrgn]

Daily offender, Crazy East Ender

[@agentgat1527]

Lol

[@jordanrobinson171]

Lol

[@brianregan6041]

😂😂😂

[@rea4177]

What does that mean

[@pawzzigtv3286]

@@rea4177 its what dave says in topboy famalam

[@416RG]

"can you serenade me" 😭🤣 she said that with the dullest face

[@SullyMH]

Dave is actually a nice guy 😂

[@cov9290]

Not in this though

[@cov9290]

🤣🤣🤣

[@didxr147]

He was getting so pissed off at her you could tell😂😂

[@evs1312]

Izuku Midoriya it’s obviously staged

[@neanda]

he shouldn't be scared of chicken shops, I grew up with them and turned out alright

[@xLPreDaaToRzX]

His impression of AJ 😂😂😂

[@maxjackson.7533]

Isaac Le Vay when did he do that?

[@JohnDoe-zh6zx]

1:35

[@juankingmedoghof136]

Man just mash that😂

[@kelseysteel2782]

dave is fully SUCH a nice guy 💙

[@patronofdebaucheryandviolence]

Ahh you look malnourished

[@Yoshiiselliot]

I've tried playing my 5 year old sisters keyboard which is the same as that, and it's literally so hard with fully grown fingers, Dave did well

[@quadhd1121]

oh please, lik he played a note, those sounds were edited

[@Yoshiiselliot]

no they weren't, you can even hear them clicking the keys and that's how them little pianos sound

[@FirstLast-pk2of]

why would they bother editing that in you mong

[@seanh809]

Nihil Genus yoo wtf I sent you a dm about how good you are on piano and now I see you here hahahaha my insta is seanheneghan7

[@jaydafarrell5251]

2:44 the way he says Amelia 🥰😂😂

[@Zombiessssss]

Fr? Sounded kinda rapey

[@J_dizzle.]

Strategy Plus What Bruh you need help

[@hassan903]

@@Zombiessssss lol

[@Zombiessssss]

FortniteIs Shit true or nah

[@abruzzia8687]

You can also here I’m leaning here loll

[@alphagaming7425]

Who’s here for Santandaves we re all in this together album release.

[@nissichibombwe6819]

Yep

[@Prezidential_Ibz]

MAN SAID ITS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT OF A JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gz2223]

ok

[@efe803]

What kind of gentrified chicken shop is this 😂

[@noxedout9218]

One's that aren't in London.

[@hiitsjessd]

Init

[@user-to2pf8rb5m]

A white one

[@PJ-cj4uv]

Im dead😂

[@dsintel6652]

Man said Gentrified 😂 Geography GCSE right there

[@coreywho2972]

This just turned Dave into one of my favorite artists

[@Plug_Art]

The videos are so short

[@yokuredcorner4128]

Maybe your too short

[@Account1746]

Adds to the awkwardness

[@mustaphakaddouri1815]

@@yokuredcorner4128 top comment god

[@jaredadam3007]

@@yokuredcorner4128 😂😂😂😂😂

[@X.R.808]

& awkward & cringy - the first time I was gonna watch these, I expected them to be half serious

[@shalom.chidziva7059]

2:45 AMELIARRRRR

[@jsiabot3467]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@olapaderere339]

Can't still believe he was 18 in this video

[@1manning9]

19* :)

[@mastaw]

@@1manning9 40*

[@vector5717]

@@mastaw 66*

[@ferozshamsi8286]

"Oh fuck, I forgot to ask about drake" dead 💀

[@Idan_Malo]

1.2k likes! No comment! Amma fix that!

[@RainFarrlz]

1.2k likes! 1 comment! Amma fix that!

[@edenhazard7971]

My mans too prestige to go normal chicken shop rah

[@sassyc4944]

bro watching this back i only just realised he’s singing frank ocean at 3:30

[@nicolomallao7125]

fax i saw it on tiktok and i said is he fuvking singing frank ocean

[@imshy363]

3:18 did my man played "the potato flew around my room" giggling?

[@stella011]

omdss i actually deeped it😂😂

[@jaspergrm5103]

Im Shy it’s a frank ocean song

[@faoink]

Then proceeded to call her fat 😂😭

[@hassan903]

Lmaooo

[@lolomuscousin8850]

3:19 Modie isn’t just a character anymore...

[@Swisheerr]

😂

[@ronniehayward5346]

😂

[@tamikahonde5386]

"Dead in so many different ways" That got me dead

[@allanzzzz5218]

3:26 “Maybe you're too fat” -Modie, Daily Offender Crazy East Ender

[@IAmChazza]

That laugh at 3:18 was muad lol

[@Kenwoodrd1]

IAmChazza fam, what was a man thinking 😩😂

[@vnqy920]

IAmChazza 😭😭😭😭

[@matterphor_uk4737]

man sounded like mario hahaha

[@mohamedabdilahi2112]

IAmChazza y

[@towelie8608]

IAmChazza her face after kills me😂

[@zw0shawty735]

Their energy matches so much

[@CheeseyMilkshakes]

Wait Dave was 18 in this, dude looks about 37

[@a7i_drillz792]

xxxtensioncord hes 21

[@mercyo9073]

Serjon Q9 this was 2 years ago though

[@Keelxn]

Lol

[@sebastianmcmillan3276]

He doesn’t look 18 but he doesn’t fucking look 37

[@manveersinghgill592]

@@sebastianmcmillan3276 I'm so lost 😂

[@lockgod8133]

Why did she chew that chicken with so much anger after being called fat 😭

[@praise9809]

When

[@legendal2463]

you just named the reason.

[@jayjayswash2729]

Every women is self contious about there weight lol

[@anonjj645]

Jay Jay Swash what’s a good example. Tbh if they are self conscious they are the wrong weight I am good when I can b sexual and confident and can easily walk a hill etc

[@iSaetanic]

@@jayjayswash2729 Yeah first world problems

[@shayla8]

“maybe your fingers are too fat” .. “maybe your to fat” gets me every time 💀

[@abeniedwards2357]

they argue like were siblings

[@donmili3518]

Maybe youre siblings

[@MATTELMADE]

innit fam 😭😭

[@Raas987]

Why can I fully see these two being a couple😂

[@babypluto7014]

Neax 44 you must be blind

[@tayottt]

Neax 44 I feel like they're real friends.

[@candyfloss20000]

Nooooo 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@trivadpt]

she LUUVES him

[@luminousb9272]

I honestly can't

[@elliecook4803]

his smile and laugh is so cute :)

[@rossfletcher8785]

Ffs he really picked up his food and moved table😂😂

[@AnActualGem]

"Oh fuck! I forgot to ask about Drake" 🤣

[@flisscadbury1528]

R3JWAN except from your comments, delete them

[@haneefashuaib]

I’m literally in love woth Dave, My God!😭

[@Gullyszn]

I swear they edit it too make it ten times more awkward

[@avey3422]

That’s the point

[@diggles5585]

maybe you’re too awkward

[@tytt1roll630]

A ToRnaDo FleW arOunD mY...

[@Unknown-qo8wh]

Looking at ur comment makes it 100× awkward

[@josie4494]

the bit where she was giving him the piano and couldn't reach was adorable they both got so frustrated with each other

[@xaundrehudson4980]

“Maybe you’re too fat”.....bruv Dave too funny 😂

[@kjade9367]

This why girls are in love with Dave. Like if you agree

[@iprefernottospeak1247]

same lol

[@furkannn2000]

Because he likes calling girls fat?

[@nick260682]

Beg

[@bigmoisture69]

@@furkannn2000 no, because he's good looking

[@furkannn2000]

Big Moisture I’m glad you cleared that up

[@mviqraa7990]

This was so cringe yet entertaining

[@chilakaikechukwu5939]

Dave is a lyrical Genius!!! 🙌🏾😂❤️💯

[@bryane727]

Amelia!!!

[@zaheedatshankie1440]

That killed me 😂

[@itsjaexox6435]

Lord of Frog's Older I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LNDN-ENTERTAINMENT]

1:35 his aj Tracey impression 🤣🤣

[@WhoLeakinToday]

This is a valid representation of what goes on in my head

[@rooos]

Gotta love Dave

[@ismailaziz2340]

3:18 wtf was the noise he made even the girl was like wtf

[@ricetrea8736]

It's when an engine is hitting puberty

[@1Hifzur]

Daily offender, Crazy eastender

[@moomar9535]

Ismail Aziz iT was modie

[@kelly1572]

Modie was trying to break free

[@daniellouis7379]

3:27 that right there is a violation 😭

[@tomgallagher2924]

Personally I couldn’t have it

[@a1wxvey623]

@@tomgallagher2924 wouldn't*

[@tomgallagher2924]

@@a1wxvey623 Cheers mate.

[@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3]

@@tomgallagher2924 l

[@supermegaawesomemegacoolgu4852]

Get Michael dapaah

[@MP_50]

Shaq😂😂😂

[@zain9744]

MANS NOT HOT

[@MP_50]

Ethier shaq or Dr Ofori 😂

[@CODGEEK1337]

Or RS

[@lljusttry]

Dr ofori 😂

[@MrRightyHD]

"You wined and dined that, man just mashed it" sounds like something AJ would say 😂

[@comodidad]

Who's AJ

[@JamieYh]

@@comodidadaj Tracey

[@TukeMorgan]

I enjoyed this way toooo much! It's how he got up at the end for me 😍

[@pels4tosh]

She's weirdly hot in like a 'I wouldn't notice her on the street' type way. Innit?

[@calcassidy1999]

She would be a peng teacher ygm

[@XAtxishaxX]

Callum Hoffman is that even English

[@Vascito]

I think i would notice her

[@mrtoad1408]

@@XAtxishaxX I want to know what subject peng is.

[@mahamednour8991]

@@XAtxishaxX he means Peng as in attractive. Saying She would be a good looking teacher

[@luka-qc5xr]

get BIG NARSTEI on this. its gonna be hella funny

[@erkanyunis470]

Tony Montana nah man he's fat enough,mans gonna have a heart attack on youtube

[@thetruemanc6195]

Tony Montana she ain't gonna eat anything, he's gonna finesse her food

[@erkanyunis470]

MCR Kid that was funnier than mine I'll give you that 😂

[@m4rkypro426]

erkan yunis yours wasn't funny tho g

[@erkanyunis470]

M4RKY PRO learn how to spell though g

[@Moses562]

“Dead in so many different ways”. I feel like that could be a bar.

[@benbristow8412]

Amelia: "Maybe your fingers are too fat" Dave: "Maybe you're too fat" fam I'm creasing 😂😂😂 that glare

[@willpartridge6899]

Dave just mocks her the whole time 😂😂😂

[@elbuki4006]

dave has no game

[@wnnakwkqkq8636]

@@elbuki4006 he's just playing about and he's Dave he doesn't need game could take your girp

[@davecockenbur7750]

@@elbuki4006 it’s supposed to be awkward it’s staged

[@mustafadzafic998]

1:49 this looks like a Lil Bored edit 😂😂😂🤣

[@pinkpanther8912]

Dave is one cool guy , the way he talks, his voice , his style , his movements , respect to him

[@IsaacsGamingHub]

Big fan of the series

[@amiahmitchellalmoustapha7134]

This is my comfort video

[@ntimakm3606]

3:19 He sounds like he lost in Mario Kart 😂😂😂😂

[@STFD4NNY]

Hahaha brilliant

[@IamSuperEffective]

Looooool

[@gabrielenatali5796]

3:18 *when Modie kicks in*

[@KorSomething]

3:28 That one there is a violation personally I wouldn't have it

[@bennyamogo4999]

This man just walked on set, called himself Modie and they decided to roll with it, he's legitemately his character Lmaooo.

[@Kyle08drury]

Noooo, was dead ass expecting so much more from this, need a second date!

[@tt2bh199]

Dave is just everything

[@aesthetesociety]

dave is the cutest person in the world 🥺

[@rosedavis6549]

Amelia’s face after she says “mash what? Potato?” Will always make me laugh 😂😂😂that smile 🤧🤣🤣

[@keiramccrudden]

what times that at lol

[@keiramccrudden]

ahh never mind 1:50

[@munyakhumalo5020]

We’re all alone on this together 💜

[@thembinkosikissama8764]

Are you South African. U hve a Mzansi Surname

[@nomore6505]

3:16 i love that adorable laugh he did

[@myhairlineneedsyourhelp861]

The way it’s been edited is like there not even in the same room

[@RuBa1Z]

3:23 "That one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it"

[@skagesnnervik3493]

That*

[@eggcellent9179]

Why is Amelia the most awkwardly funny person ever?? I love her 😂

[@MrPkamara]

Anyone else find Dave quite scary after seeing him in top boy

[@emmafrimpong2564]

Susan Kamara I still think of him as modie😭

[@kipie809]

Susan Kamara daily offender

[@kose5699]

mitchell abionie crazy eastender

[@lzgrizzly2397]

I only saw modie as Dave, now i only see Dave as modie

[@danielm9974]

What clothing brand is he wearing on his sweater in this vid

[@alawiyaabdallah142]

“Dead, in so many different ways” I cried 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelbenno2726]

His laugh is so contagious man