Sarah Silverman Monologue - Saturday Night Live

[@pawebucko7985]

That's one hell of a comedian. She made a set-up for a joke with a punchline 20 years later. That's gotta be worth some points :D

[@reckneya]

Aww... Poor Lindsey.

[@modemmack]

I was jealous of Lindsey getting all that casual lap time with Sarah.

[@baron17]

Lindsey: "you feel heavier than you look".

[@mikewilliams8713]

First lesson in comedy - never sit in the front row.

[@lazaromurad322]

lol i learned that the hard way, it was really awkward but, next time i'll at least know my place by experience have a good day!

[@Gongasoso]

My first rule is ALWAYS sit in the front row. You pussies can linger in the shadows, I like to give 'em their money's worth.

[@CharcoalDove]

SAME!! I saw her live once and she called my friend and I cute. :3 I love getting picked on.

[@SylarTheBest]

Learned that the hard way too! haha

[@akshaykv123]

Second lesson - Make sure you're drunk

[@jesperjee]

Sarah doesn´t age. Magic.

[@DWinegarden2]

Mr Jee she’s 58 years old!

[@kayem3824]

Mr Jee Her vagina has, using her own terminology.

[@wealthychef]

Really? Check the corners of her eyes. Her witch doctor missed that part.

[@diogoveiga330]

@@DWinegarden2 nope, 48

[@DWinegarden2]

Diogo Veiga - oh... sorry, I was misinformed.

[@KoBCharts]

This was a great opening monologue and the best I've seen in years. God, I love Sarah!

[@Shahaaim]

You should watch the Louis CK monologue. 1000 times funnier than this.

[@julesyyz]

So in control

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

ikr

[@hofhofandaway]

I know!! So relaxed!! ✨💕

[@ignacio1094]

one of my favorite snl monlogues

[@kal-zor-el5801]

That voice when she says "u are 32" fav moment Vaneloppe

[@gauravvikalp]

This was such a risky premise and completely delivered! So iconic

[@chulumancosifuba4889]

"Your turn. :|" Comedy gold!

[@henrythompson5224]

😂😂😂😂

[@francotamayo9460]

hahahaha " your turn" 2:55

[@sreesankarkr9843]

Lindsey sould have said a deliberately crisp..thank you i think That would have been funny😄

[@lauratheexplorer6390]

You’re amazing, and you’re beautiful. And you’re smart. Keep going 🤣

[@hankeringepicure]

incredible: comedy based on self-love not putting others down!

[@OPOPOPH]

She literally made fun of Jewish people like 2 minutes in

[@MJW238]

She put down Hassidic Jews and their religious beliefs. But I guess that’s OK.

[@albertodote9512]

I died! The best monologue ever, and not because is the funniest.

[@kream3303]

This has to be the cleverest, cutest monologue ever. if she ever sat on my lap, i'm sure i'd die on the spot

[@bruthaniall]

Comedy gold!

[@tierritamojada]

i love her!

[@evolution031680]

I couldn’t help but notice Linday’s turn was longer than Sarah’s.😂

[@Rabia_Kazi]

Always my most favorite monologue 😍😍😍😍😍

[@akshaykv123]

6:04 - Prom night flashback 6:48 - I miss high school 7:14 - My first biology class

[@Ghandjaloodah]

Damn!!! That first Sarah Silverman from the past is hot!!!

[@Pimp-Master]

How can someone be 44 years old and look 12?

[@asherujudo7383]

She aged well.

[@DiegoGarcia-uh1jt]

She’s a comedic diamond.

[@akshaykv123]

She has to be the most hilarious female comedian ever.🤣🤣🤣

[@oraculox]

Legendary Opening Monolog right here!!

[@_popcorncloud_]

this is such a cute monologue talking to your younger self + lindsey and hilarious at the same time 😂

[@robotdowney]

This is brilliant

[@qotsaleon]

Young Sarah 😍

[@vekkeny]

That guy behind her is so cute

[@tantantea2901]

Love it! Watched after reading Lyndsey's comments on Reddit.

[@shelfplant]

Genuinely hilarious, best part of the episode in my opinion

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

she's really calm and confident

[@BAdrianne91]

she is this kind of woman so weird to find, hot and funny.. and really funny

[@guytremblay1647]

are we talking of Sarah Silverman ? casue i find her borring like hell

[@mv1991]

@@guytremblay1647 so you're just here because she's hot

[@guytremblay1647]

@@mv1991 She's not bad looking but to qulify her as hot is not very realistic

[@lauratheexplorer6390]

I fucking love Sarah in a suit 😍

[@DJAnthologic]

Original, creative, "out-side the box" clever and so damn fine looking

[@marceloperez81]

I love you, Sarah! You're so awkward!

[@beppeci]

You are gold

[@Rasfa]

Probably my fav SNL monologue ever

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

As a dude, the things other dudes say about female comedians when there are no girls around are borderline sexist. There are so many funny people other there (i.e. not Amy Schumer), and you limit yourselves to half of them? Being afraid of a woman who's funnier than you makes you half alive.

[@PrakashCherianmadscientist]

John Startop most female comedians are terrible. It's not sexist if it's true.

[@zehandas3064]

its not true just because Amy schumer has no sense of humor does not mean that the others dont there are plenty of female comedians who are amazing Lilly Singh Sarah Silverman Samantha bee Ellen DeGeneres to name a few

[@njay9761]

Prakash Cherian are we allowed it’s not racist if it’s true jokes?

[@kellyv6075]

Yes, Jon!!! Thanks 🙌

[@kellyv6075]

@@PrakashCherianmadscientist then you haven't come across the funny female comedians. And also lots of male comedians are not funny

[@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340]

Love her.

[@paullyabbott6749]

One Time some years back. I was dealing with quite a bit. I told Tahar that 'my past was haunting me.' So he looked at me and said, 'that's what our pasts do.'

[@mystyyyyy]

your turn.. 😂😂

[@IfTheApocalypseComes]

Fantastic, love you Sarah 😂

[@milo.ibrado]

Wow! Great monologue.

[@Winteramen]

such a cool monologue

[@ShankyG_G]

That was unexpectedly good... Actually really funny...

[@nansalem2142]

I only hear Vanellope Von Schweetz tho

[@angusng816]

She went to New York just like Elsa did.

[@fellinisivan]

She's the best!

[@AbhyudayGaur]

She has aged gracefully.

[@spicysmooth2]

This is so funny/sweet

[@rushofblood994]

It's a shame some of her lines were watered-down versions of jokes from We Are Miracles. It's not her fault because of censorship, though she could have avoided it altogether if she'd just written new material.

[@Uglyknees]

I think that most of the comedians who host the show just use recycled stand up material. Not sure why, maybe they're busy writing other sketches for the rest of the week. But I agree it's disappointing when you already know the material.

[@thingthang2904]

"If you're drunk and you throw up on a guy's penis mid-blowjob, you can still save the moment if you muster a ta-da!"

[@ansmfella]

As dark as her humour may ever go... Sarah IS THE Definition of brilliant!!!

[@MrIanWarwick]

Silverman's falling in love with her own reflection, here.

[@mrrizaz577]

silvermanception..........i'll get my coat....

[@PalmurcioWorld]

"Keep going, be creative" LOL.

[@T3lmoMartins]

A true comedic genius!

[@Sandeagledhorn]

OMG, IT'S THE GIRL FROM THE REDDIT STORY!!!

[@WingsTM]

that cute gay couple at 2:19

[@meng-hsuanlee8543]

Having a serious crush on the blond guy

[@antwan37]

How do you (and 25 others) know they're a gay couple?

[@mrbabluep]

Thought I was the only one 😍

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

Brilliant

[@ernstjohannes37]

how does this have millions of views less than amy schumer? 😯

[@leamarie5129]

Ernst Johannes because it's total and complete bullshit. Sitting on some awkward chicks lap and asking her dumb questions? What's so hilarious about that? Cringe worthy as fuck

[@marcoesposito2915]

This is literally one of the best monologues on SNL I've seen, she was always in control and didn't make it cringe once, which sometimes happens during these monologues. And it was funny obviously

[@666miyuru]

And i have mostly mixed feelings for this.

[@__________________2450]

Classic Silverman.

[@TeamoJXZ]

Who is that cutie pie behind lindsey. He's so cute

[@ashwhite3810]

Genius.

[@danielx8]

Fired

[@JinxMarie1985]

Everyone has different tastes in humour however the comments on here are purely racist. I love her for her wittiness and sarcasm and definitely the truth.

[@the3spirit]

I'm sorry, I found this completely boring, but I'm glad everyone else in the comments section loved it

[@jmt2011ify]

i sure hate the blonde over her shoulder straining forward to be seen on tv

[@michaelboulevard9788]

Lisa cdn best comment ever

[@j_freed]

Stop stealing my thunder with your evidently amazing word skills Lisah.

[@diegomoreno5927]

She is like the MASK and an ANIMANIAC

[@rajithmaligaspe]

Funny monologue, but I'm a little disappointed that Pete Davidson wasn't featured on the episode, especially after his successful debut. Why wasn't he put on the show?

[@Bratishton]

That's how snl goes, he'll have been in a couple of things that got cut between dress and air.there was a lack of kate mckinnon last week, and she's been the shows MVP for like 2 years.

[@rajithmaligaspe]

But Kate was in the Chris Pratt episode. Pete was not in a single sketch.

[@Bratishton]

true but nowhere near enough,

[@leob4403]

​@@rajithmaligaspepete davidson sucks though so the more they have him out the better

[@chrisr3185]

This is truly one of the greatest monologues in the history of SNL.

[@maocharlisme]

I'm seriously mesmerized by that blond guy with the shaved sides that somehow make him not a tad bit more harsh looking at all, the smart overcoat that's shows one seemingly golden button, the luminous and sweet waggish face and smile and the unmistakenable twinkle in his eyes! I wish and want to know what his life is all about... especially the little things. I imagine it to be, in some surprising, effortlessly natural way only slightly paradoxal way, both alternately somewhat solemnly grave and absolutely lighthearted and inquisitively wondrous and slightly naive, interchanging at a moment's whim. I long to sit with him at the far corner of the counter of a modern, sophisticated and spacious hotelbar where the abundent lights are soothingly, very pleasently dimmed for the not-too-late (but late enough so that all but perhaps a few taciturn and lonesome guests have already retired themselves for some time) hour of the night and talk, in a calm, subdued tone of voice, about intimate, personal and fleeting anecdotal minor events in our lives (mostly his) which are otherwise unimportant details to others. I also wish and want Sarah Silverman to read out all I've just written with her most heartfelt delivery as she does so well to a camera.

[@renditioners]

All the negative stuff people put wow imagine being full of jealousy and having no life wat a shame

[@danieltereshchenko6214]

You know, I think women are just regular people but just more beautiful...

[@MJW238]

Did that woman fully consent before Sarah Silverman sat on her lap on live TV? Dr she had an opportunity to say no, without any pressure.

[@raynemichelle2996]

Wait, Wally was on SNL before Late Night with Seth?

[@bflp]

nice legs

[@chandlerccm]

really funny monologue

[@kssa220]

7:06 so so ^^

[@nostromoau]

3.22. you're making my leg numb,

[@ninabaskov5784]

Was all of this improvised????

[@shadabonea]

Love the Lady Silverman :) ... I have a proper sweet spot for her, even though I'm rather too young perhaps haha!

[@JoaoSilva-bn5mg]

The blonde on the first row (lindsey row) isn't she Elizabeth Banks?

[@marcblair3781]

I thought that too but I don't think it's her...

[@mikejohnson8077]

6:23 Moe Aweys asked me the same thing too. Yeah of course I plan a han solo album

[@alirizvi6297]

Am I the only one who cheered when she mentioned dinosaurs

[@eunomiac]

I'm not a huge fan of Silverman, but I _definitely_ think she's the direction female comedians should be going in to break the stereotype against them: Don't make your whole act about "being a woman", don't trash men, just... and I know this is a radical concept, but ... just be _funny._

[@mikejohnson8077]

7:29 I still have problems there

[@gallery7596]

That blonde sitting to the left of Sarah and Lindsay is gorgeous.

[@janjho981]

i love you

[@mikejohnson8077]

5:25 What should she do with that anyway?

[@oraculox]

Is it really necessary to penalty us with that weird FPS rate SNL?

[@jimcook8933]

3 of my favorite traits, funny, smart, and good looking.

[@paullyabbott6749]

Hopefully I didn't ruin your Emmy slumber!

[@ariebrons7976]

holliday? it's what you call a holliday

[@DAVID-js6qd]

I think she's a stand-up comedian. But i'm not sure.

[@erinokay9991]

that outfit is so hawt! yas

[@lenieldelatorre480]

Don't you mean "Turds with Friends"

[@inchaoswetrust]

I’m a simple man 👨, I see Sarah... I press like ❤️

[@AdlyNdlovu]

still the most creative

[@moonbind]

i am polish jw, thanks

[@agatha9990]

Vanellope!!

[@ollietaro]

She and Lindsay are friends, aren't they?

[@callingdrwoodrue2339]

Isn't she the one who was booed off her debut UK show? 🤣

[@Nhnhnfk]

Well the UK voted Brexit so wtf do they know

[@callingdrwoodrue2339]

@@Nhnhnfk maybe she's just a bad comedian

[@evjmn]

me? from the reddit thread? more likely than you think