Tumblr's Strangest Obsession: A History of the Onceler Fandom

[@nathanwhy1955]

sarah’s onceler oc is the Tealer, a onceler who makes tea out of truffula leaves

[@SarahZ]

BABE NO

[@nathanwhy1955]

Sarah Z can’t believe you provide tea at the anti-onceler indoctrination academy

[@ProjectThunderclaw]

There is no way that isn't already taken. Absolutely no way. This is 2012 Tumblr we're talking about. There must have been _at least_ ten or twenty oncelers whose entire gimmick was liking tea.

[@comlicab2041]

Sarah Z and Nathan Y

[@greenyawgmoth]

@@comlicab2041 and Malcolm X.

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

"I was _in_ the Onceler fandom" is the biggest twist in cinematic history

[@allhailshadoww]

wow, what a twist! i was in the once-ler fandom for like 3 months back in 2017! i regret it so much, but i still draw him to this day because the absolute chaos in the fandom fits my aesthetic

[@aisha5156]

Fandom Universe Nothing like starting arguments with random people online and let people fight for you while watch all this go down like.💆🏾‍♀️☕️🍵

[@Schubelicious]

Twist?? It was so predictable. She exudes 2011 tumblr energy

[@viastis4107]

Fuu king spoiler

[@aestheticpxin5106]

As a fander I can only think of Virgil when I read/heard that.

[@theblackbaron4119]

If you listen carefully, you can hear Dr. Seuss violently rotate in his grave.

[@l.wallen1507]

Not shake. Or turn, for that matter, but "Violently rotate". Love it.

[@stnkbug7533]

Good 😈

[@samt3412]

Seuss R O T A T E

[@varianmetcalf8220]

Oh god i almost choked on my water

[@demi-femme4821]

You could get some decent power generatipn going in 2012 by using his corpse as a turbine generator.

[@leftygurl]

"i was in the onceler fandom" carries the same sense of terrifying surprise as "i am your father"

[@JudgeTyBurns]

Sarah Z is my dad (?)

[@themanbehindthebruhmoment502]

@@anone.mousse674 "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@900flyingmuffins6]

Luke, I was in the onceler fandom

[@etheriusmoon1809]

Same energy

[@MirasaurusRex]

I was THERE Gandalf

[@aussiemerican750]

I do believe the term “The New Onecler” has died out in favor of “Tumblr Sexyman.”

[@Dracobyte]

I think this is better because I think that can encompase a larger spectrum of characters, not only villains nor anti-heroes.

[@Tat011]

@@Dracobyte idk what you're talking about, Tumblr Sexymen are all tall, skinny young white dudes with big smiles who are morally ambiguous and preferably have a mysterious backstory. Even if they don't actually look like that that's how fanart of them looks like. The only popular exeption is Sans who is ironically one of the most famous examples of a Tumblr Sexyman.

[@marioluigibros.8176]

@@Tat011 what about spamton? he's a short kinda wide robotish character who scams you

[@Tat011]

@marioluigibros.8176 It’s not uncommon for Spamton to be depicted as a tall skinny dude by the fandom (especially considering it's somewhat implied he was taller in the past)

[@galacticjengablocks3937]

​@@Tat011 Wasn't bill cipher a Tumblr sexyman

[@bellaxbijou]

She says: "doctor who fans are called whovians, glee fans were called gleeks, star tek fans were called trekkies, and K-pop fans are called terrifying" *With an absolute deadpan*

[@Idk-lc6hk]

I laughed at this scene so much I nearly choked😭 Nothing against kpop but the fans are everywhere and this gets really terrifying at some point

[@sillymiaow]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@hmmm173]

As o kpop fan I can say that's accurate lmao

[@sylph8005]

She also does deadpan every time she purposely screws up Benedict Cumberbatch's name

[@scottietrademark]

As a kpop fan, I avoid kpop twitter for a reason lol

[@zerotalentstudios4105]

"A hero is a hero but everyone loves a good villain." -Ferb

[@camrensmith1492]

Ferbs a sex icon.

[@somerandompersonontheinter2187]

@@camrensmith1492 W H A T

[@acoolcat8160]

@@somerandompersonontheinter2187 S E X I C O N

[@marin4750]

@@camrensmith1492 this comment punched me straight into my face

[@lennonwatson7294]

@@camrensmith1492 you ain't wrong

[@goldwalker5652]

The phrase “ask the communist onceler” is something that will never leave me. That dark sentence is going to plague my mind until the day I die

[@katherinemorelle7115]

I actually makes sense to me. Especially if the point is the difference between before (communist) Onceler, and after (greedy capitalist) Onceler. Because the bad thing about the Onceler is that he becomes this greedy capitalist- why not contrast that with a communist Onceler?

[@FormCreator]

Saw ur comment just as I started scrolling up and had to scroll back down to see if I wasn't seeing things. Jesus 😂

[@s2sHoXXs2]

@@jewels936 stalin was a fascist pig with a huge ego

[@chief_mourner]

@@s2sHoXXs2 lol shut up

[@awesomegaymer5786]

@@s2sHoXXs2 ok and? Everyone knows that.

[@LiorColclough]

I just feel relief that the Loki show did not come out in 2012. Can you imagine if a show about one of Tumblr's originally Tragically Misunderstood Ravenhaired Sexy Men came out in which there was not only dozens of canonical alternate universe counterparts of the same character in series, but at least one canon selfcest ship?

[@Tentaclest02]

We still had Doctor Who with dozen counterparts though.

[@kamilee4123]

@@Tentaclest02 yeah but as far as I know selfcest in the Doctor Who fandom is not much of a thing. I’m sure it is around but not like it is in the Onceler fandom.

[@pulped69dago91]

weird bc agent of asgard was published around that time. where some plot points including the multiple loki thing were used for the show. so its kinda surprising that lokicest wasnt a big thing back then lol.

[@arempy5836]

@@pulped69dago91 None of these people read the comics. They just like Tom Hiddleston.

[@ftftft24]

P•]s as.po

[@codenamemango9701]

"She looked like a hot lesbian sugar momma and I wanted to be her evil arm candy" What. A. Line.

[@abigailmccarthy9982]

What a line indeed.

[@cherryspice1011]

Codename Mango ok but it is like such a mood

[@ravensponsler9278]

Yup

[@darkyoumemento5307]

Where did that come from?

[@drslopper]

29:48

[@chairmannudderbudder1236]

A character who's main trait is greed and vanity being shipped with himself is kinda an interesting concept

[@_pnika]

This is how they get you

[@potatofarmer2003]

It makes sense

[@medli7725]

Isn't there some Greek myth centered around this premise?

[@wolfynadark7453]

@@medli7725 You mean Narcissus or am I just stupid?

[@mudbucket1354]

Chairman Nudder Budder echo and narcissus tease

[@someguy9893]

My name is Raymond and every time I see a Tweet saying some shit like 'I want to raw Raymond to the sun and back' I have an out-of-body experience

[@karendaniel450]

My name is Karen... The number of jokes I see with my name on a daily basis is insane. Karen Raymond solidarity 😔😔

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

_insert obligatory "See the Manager" joke here_

[@dogeseddy5513]

Oh my God I'm so sorry 💀💀

[@cloroker2058]

Dropping an F in the chat

[@ileanabriannemari]

Ahhh, I hope you haven't seen the long ass thirst tweets that are like, 3 paragraphs long rip.

[@Kyran1996]

Kind of bummed out that the official unofficial name for the Onecest ship wasn't simply "Twiceler," but Communist Onceler being a thing somewhat makes up for it.

[@apocalypseofplush]

💀

[@BinglesP]

That would've been so much better(and less problematic), now I'm bummed!

[@ShadeATV]

BAHAHAAH

[@dystizmo]

WAIT I DIDNT FINISH THE VIDEO YET WHAT

[@LordofdeLoquendo]

@@breadstickproductions Imagine Dr Seuss in the afterlife seeing what his capitalism critique has become.

[@aliteralcarrot3288]

The phrase “world’s largest oncel-orgy” takes a lot of bravery to say out loud.

[@DanateDMC]

This is the strangest possible timeline...

[@ziqqyziqqy]

just reading that is giving me a fucking aneurysm wth

[@kingd8232]

@@DanateDMC There is probably another timeline in which it is something normal to say. *That* is the strangest timeline.

[@keylakettlemjardim8282]

@@kingd8232 In that timeline, Minecraft and Fnaf died to support this cause

[@wjjekehdjs]

-we don’t talk about that-

[@TindraSan]

they should've just shipped him with the Lorax, the cowards

[@reasyrandom]

They did. They shipped him with just about every character in the movie, like a virus.

[@lookatthiscutekittyc2903]

That's just the poor mans version of Legolas x Gimli

[@Niriixa]

Oh they absolutely did.

[@AP-sh3gr]

We eventually got around to it

[@heartpng]

oh... um..... uh.......

[@RSStarfire]

“People weren’t quite freaky enough yet to ship him with the Danny Devito Lorax” But they were... and it’s horrifying.

[@danielle91]

Literally the only thing I've laughed at in days.

[@TheMadValkyrie]

There was a dramatic reading of a fanfic called "Reunion" a long time ago. the creator took the vid down sadly but holy shit.

[@awesomegaymer5786]

@@barbararab6390 it's impossible to make Danny devito not hot

[@heetagan9031]

@@awesomegaymer5786 no truer fact has ever been stated

[@xandertheupriser8600]

I came across a summary of such a fic and couldn't leave fast enough I was terrified

[@casacara]

The remake of willy wonka and the chocolate factory with Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka coming out a few years before tumblr got big is sort of like an extinction level asteroid passing through where earth would have been a few hours ago.

[@St4r_Z0mb13]

Oh god I can imagine the carnage

[@fullsundotgov]

timothee chalamet is playing willy wonka in the movie musical origin story coming out next year…so his rendition of the character will definitely blow up

[@greendragon5603]

It’s NOT a remake!!!

[@Oturan20]

@@greendragon5603 It's a new (and more faithful) adaptation of the book. Some people (probably) don't even know there is a book.

[@greendragon5603]

@@Oturan20 That's exactly what I was saying!

[@shanegrele]

imagine trying to explain this to dr. seuss

[@clayxros576]

If you've see his "private" art collection, his feelings would likely be mixed rather than straight repulsed.

[@cassandra-]

@@clayxros576 i'm curious, what exactly is in this art collection

[@clayxros576]

@@cassandra- I saw 1 surrealist painting of a naked women and walked out of the exhibit. Not out of disgust, but because that is not what I went to a Science and Industry museum for lol. WHY they of all people hosted the exhibit is beyond me.

[@clayxros576]

@@cassandra- I realize I didn't make this clear. The collection I mentioned was one which Seuss created himself, not purchased. So he created a collection of art for his own enjoyment, not exactly collected art for that purpose.

[@zyaicob]

@@clayxros576 DR. SEUSS' OTHER ART IS SO FUCKING COOL

[@Dumbangel]

Pfft the onceler? As an intellectual my favourite white-skinny-villain with a sad backstory is dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

[@justal761]

I see you a man of culture

[@MrPF]

He is so relatable, my parents also forced me to dress as a gnome

[@frankwest5388]

@@MrPF reminds me of my birth. My mom dipped on that one as well.

[@fusetunes]

and unlike the onceler, doofenshmirtz is actually a good character. taste

[@cheesipretzelz2282]

His songs are far catchier than that of the onceler

[@lisaslife4807]

“This random green twink” is iconic

[@aisha5156]

We stan that.

[@kylebear8101]

Mmmmm twinks~

[@13gudadod]

@@kylebear8101 i-

[@prosperosmoon]

Same with "K-pop fans are called 'terrifying'" 🤣

[@raisinbread1060]

@DocJones1010 destroyed~?

[@warioourgod6945]

as a former Undertale fan, i would definitely say that Sans reached the same level as the Onceler. There were soo many AUs made where Sans was one of, if not the main character and there were even AUs made where Sans was the only character (Think Ink Sans or something). People shipped the Sanses with each other and made entire series that were pretty much only occupied by Sans.

[@aegisScale]

Some of them (Fell, Killer, Nightmare, etc.) are also uncharacteristically edgy and generally evil, which was quite strange for a character who really only gets mean when the player themselves becomes a villain. Much like the Once-lings, it feels like a similar warping of source material around the raw gravity of fandom desires.

[@zenchinoumi6740]

i've seen so much of it and there not only Sans versions but Pyparus too and it all mixed up so much. so honestly this undertale thing scares me even more

[@king_of_nothing1808]

I remember really enjoying Poth, Kustard, AfterDeath, ErrorInk- Those- But now? *cringes into the fourth dimension*

[@randomguy-randomness]

Do anyone remember the nightmare that it was billdip...or am I the only one left with these horrible memories?"

[@somethingwithbungalows]

@@randomguy-randomness naw I remember too and it was.. interesting.. and the worst part is that I actually enjoyed the fanfics and stuff when I was little 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@phantomcat7990]

Pov: We’re her therapist

[@tensnakesandacat2108]

audubally laughed, was right at 19:15

[@11tw48]

Sarah: this video Us, her therapist: ... you know I charge by the hour right-

[@bluepuppy7]

I’m loling so hard

[@uni5396.]

@@11tw48 idk how anything works im a terrible therapist

[@felisadidas4932]

YOU, you're funny

[@Abby-xo1de]

I love that they weren't freaky enough to ship him with the lorax but were freaky enough to ship him with himself

[@unimear]

I can and might draw lorax x onceler

[@durararafan]

@@unimear please don't

[@unimear]

@@durararafan should the lorax be a human or just his normal form?

[@durararafan]

@@unimear fuck it. Normal form.

[@HelplessFangirl]

To be fair, think about it though. You’re shipping a pretty boy with another pretty boy who’s just the same pretty boy but it’s a different coat of paint. That, compared to shipping a pretty boy to an ancient fuzzy forest spirit who looks frankly kind of ugly? Yeah, I can see why.

[@n.l.g.6401]

"I should know, I was IN the Onceler fandom!" I actually leaned back and gasped with my hand over my chest like a scandalized Southern housewife. This essay is gonna be good.

[@csurname]

record scratch

[@voidphobic]

Colin Surname rEcOrd ScRatChH?!?!???!?!?

[@Hinatachan360]

*pearl clutching intensifies*

[@basically_shakespeare2744]

ReCoRD SCraTcH?!?!??!

[@the_cat_whisperer01]

“scandalized southern housewife” GOT ME 💀💀💀

[@Richard-441]

Do y'all ever get nervous that you're a former onceler who was de-oncelerized and brainwashed into thinking that you're a real human being

[@carcinoGeneticist_914]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SimonWillRun]

I actually like that idea and I have no idea why

[@Strawberry_861]

No lol

[@Snakesrule55]

I didn’t until you said that

[@uhm-ff8xk]

oh no

[@kittymarie397]

Communist once-ler is the funniest thing I've ever heard. His entire thing is being a capitalist

[@thatoneguy9582]

Sarah Newman stop that

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@Sarah Newman Enemies to lovers fanfiction?

[@RF-mc8cx]

@Sarah Newman I- Do it But please don't

[@marjee7116]

@Sarah Newman If you do I definitly dont want you to link it so I can read it. Please dont do that

[@Milkpastasoup]

@Sarah Newman link it. I'm immune to shit so cursed that Satan would fear me.

[@pavement8280]

She sounds like she escaped a cult and is describing her trauma

[@fernthehouseplant]

She was in the Once-ler fandom, that is trauma.

[@Possum_man]

That's because she basically did.

[@morganrobinson8042]

Yeah. That's why they're called fanatics. It's a direct comparison to crazy religious people, because somebody in show business a hundred years ago or a bit more saw where this was going. All hardcore fans are a little nuts, but the more insular and specific a fandom is, the less it tolerates outside scrutiny. And once they get a set of behavioral rules and approved views, they're basically a cult. If you're young enough and/or have nobody else you feel like gives a damn about you, then you get can get trapped when you would rather leave, like a cult.

[@iwuvtosuckpeepee]

Your average Dishwasher Aren’t all fandoms cults. I myself would consider to be a part of many fandoms, but a lot of them, especially ones like Rick and Morty and K-pop go to very extreme lengths to defend and protect their insane shit

[@pavement8280]

@@iwuvtosuckpeepee Honestly I'd consider the K-pop fandom to be more like an organization, like the CIA. These people filled the entire white lives matter hashtag with k-pop memes and organized at protests, y'all have all my respect but I fear you

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

I can’t get over how you called onceler a “green twink”

[@krisdeltarun]

Onceler = Green Twink

[@NIHIL_EGO]

The hulk but his muscles are only in his butt and tights.

[@chillfactory9000]

I mean, is she wrong?

[@krisdeltarun]

wetsandinapillowcase She ain’t honestly 😔😔

[@julietf3360]

The fact that the words “green twink” can apply to an anime protagonist and the fucking onceler is absolutely terrifying

[@Annonn]

Hearing "Once-luts" pretty much broke me right then and there

[@Lacie179]

Same

[@dabbaliciously]

I was waiting for it, on the edge of my seat. I love seeing other people deep dive my old special interests lmaooo

[@toaryanonicle2877]

1971- Dr. Seuss: "This new story of mine, The Lorax, is really going to help kids of the future learn and understand the importance of preserving the enviroment, and the evils of corporate greed." 2012- Kids of the Future: *WRITE STEAMY GAY ONCELER FANFICTION*

[@Mike14264]

And this is why I think that, as a species, we are walking into our exitintion. When you see stuff like this, it means... it means we already lost.

[@toaryanonicle2877]

@@Mike14264 Never forget the line at the end of the story though, "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." Keep that optimism high. :)

[@Mike14264]

@@toaryanonicle2877 yeah, it's stuff like this that still gives me an optimism. Sometimes I exaggerate just to deliver a point, but I know there's still hope. Hope dies last, ain't that right 😁

[@toaryanonicle2877]

@@Mike14264 Right. :)

[@Aliendrone121]

@@toaryanonicle2877 well thats just nice to see :)

[@moved9418]

He has everything Tumblr likes. Tall, skinny, looks like a Eboy, and has a fancy suit. I'm not even surprised that he got popular in the first place.

[@TheRealPentigan]

There is ONE thing he's missing... He's not a skeleton.

[@henriquecastilho5572]

@@TheRealPentigan how skeletons became Soo popular who is The responsible behide This mystery skulls,undertale,the book of life or grim fandango?

[@seansimonalle8896]

@@henriquecastilho5572 jack skellington, nightmare before christmas

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

What even is an e-boy anyway? Can we just go back in time whenever we called alternative people goth, emo, or punk? Because I sure miss those days.

[@salmonstring]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 e boys are basically teenage emo versions of fuck boys that film cringy “edgy” tiktoks all day. It’s not attractive I hate 2020 trends

[@stapler942]

Onceler: "But what if...someone like you cared a whole awful lot...ha ha, just kidding...Unless?"

[@thegreedyworm3120]

omg theres layers to this god damn joke I love it!

[@burymyreflection]

@@thegreedyworm3120 O N I O N S H A V E L A Y E R S

[@acedv6134]

Jon I wh

[@roobusmcscroobus]

@@burymyreflection AND SO DO O G R E S

[@Tac82]

H

[@emememememememememe]

I remember watching the "How Bad Can I Be?" sequence as a tween and getting like a twinge of "oooh 😏" and then thinking "no wait, this is probably weird and extremely specific, let's nip it in the bud". cut to years later and I find out there was a whole onceler fandom 💀

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

The miracles of avoiding it

[@Bruh-zx2mc]

The _only_ smart tween in all of time and space. You're not a subhuman, congratulations.

[@emememememememememe]

@@Bruh-zx2mc truly dodged a bullet

[@Cinnabun9]

@@emememememememememe A missle even

[@vhallo]

no frl but only i was like 5 years old when i first watched it in 2014 and i immediatly had a crush at him

[@comicsans2212]

Wasn’t in the sans fandom but I did observe the whole “I’m making alternate sans and guess what they’re all gay for each other” from afar

[@maibeenot]

Not_An_Opossum I don’t really wannna admit it but I used to be in that fandom...

[@peanutkix]

Yeah, though it was somewhat different in that the AUs tended to use more of the cast and the setting unlike some of the Onceler stuff where it was literally only him.

[@piedcrusader2066]

Ah yes, that. I remember my cringy tween obsession. I think it's still going on since I get replies to old social media to this day

[@driveasandwich6734]

At least AUs were implied in Undertale.

[@NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois]

Yup. I also remember "summer camp"-version where many AU-Sans's and AU-Papyruses gathered together to spend christmas. There was also AU-Sans who wanted to destroy all the rest of alternative universes.

[@alicereal3077]

“And K-Pop fans are called terrifying” see when I hear that, everything is true

[@dynamite3815]

Honestly same

[@elenagonzalez8463]

boo

[@d1970k1956]

@@elenagonzalez8463 lMA

[@yourkpophoe8398]

Kpop fans are scary, and I like kpop

[@dt6021]

@@yourkpophoe8398 I'm pretty sure so is OP. I'm not even insulted when locals call kpop fans scary, it's scarier on the inside...

[@mattthebobcat2674]

The year is 2030. Movie theaters are fully open again. Every movie is based on stories that started as Onceler fanfiction (literally all of them).

[@E4439Qv5]

^This is the terrible future that not even Dr. Seuss could've seen coming.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

@@E4439Qv5 Only because you have not yet seen the Lorax Remake, where the Onceler exploits Oncelers for profit, instead of trees.

[@E4439Qv5]

@@Jtzkb "50 Shades of Greed" ...Personally, that pun brings me no joy, but I figured I'd say it anyway. Game respects game and whatnot.

[@jblue1622]

“Give me some rope, tie me to dream Give me the hope to run out of steam...”

[@Malkmusianful]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 the Onceler creates Onceler shipping wars and the Lorax is actually an AO3 moderator

[@clairepage7350]

Me and my online friends were INTO the onceler. Obsessed. Multiple drawings of us with him. Shipping the Onceler and the Greedler. It's a....very vivid memory. Also, I work at Build a Bear, and some girl came in on Halloween dressed as the Onceler and I got whiplash.

[@possums154]

i'm going to dress up as the onceler for halloween just to traumatize the seniors who i KNOW were part of the fandom. (Highschool seniors, not senior citizens)

[@hunnibunnii7782]

Whats it like working at build a bear 👀

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

@@possums154 lmao pls update us on this

[@possums154]

@@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399 will do, almost have all of my costume

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

@@possums154 nice I'll be back just in case you forget

[@kjlynne1191]

we now have the traffic light of badboy heartthrobs: red: Alastor yellow: (human) Bill Cypher green: The Onceler edit: these comments are AMAZING and i want to do an animatic to Candy Store with these dudes, so keep the ideas coming!

[@houndofthebaskervilles]

I notices how their colors are the colors of the Heathers...

[@kailynthompson8693]

Alastor, Cipher, and Onceler 🎶🎶

[@Name-hg3ho]

Ban Alyunis We also got Veronica (viႺႵიჁiმ, I’ve disappointed my young theater ways 😔) Blue: Sans

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

*Candy Store opening plays*

[@saturn5099]

@@Name-hg3ho iTs vErOnIcA-

[@jefry6782]

I think that the onceler ship with himself should be named Twiceler. Change my mind

[@costasmae2359]

where were you when they needed you most

[@lordofweirdness4714]

Omg genius 👏🏻 😂

[@mollypike9887]

You're right and you should say it.

[@octokittykat4874]

it was interchangable with oncest, i always saw stuff being tagged as twiceler. most of the more fluffy stuff was twiceler, but it was either or.

[@vas5568]

I think you dropped this 👑

[@anikumin4201]

Excessive AU’s and selfcest? Yeah Sans got pretty close

[@voidpickle5684]

That’s the only thing they have in common

[@voidpickle5684]

All of undertale had AU’s.

[@earthbornparanian6252]

It's the worst in the fricking Yu Gi Oh fandom. That's why I ran away from that fandom in the first place.

[@riderroni]

@@earthbornparanian6252 In Yu GI Oh it's not even just the fandom, it's the actual canon content. yugioh is straaaange

[@earthbornparanian6252]

@@riderroni Sure, I enjoy shows about alternate counterparts of the main character who has a sibling-like dynamic. But the fans take it way too far by wanting to ship them together even if they have a purely platonic relationship in canon. And the worst of their behavior is when they bash certain female characters and would accuse any fans who don't support their sick-minded shippings of being "homophobic".

[@Yippieyiyo]

The fact that they portray the onceler having an argument between his good-hearted side and greedy side as if there are two oncelers in the original 1972 movie is like the most terrifying omen of disaster to come. They were warning us.

[@LunaticoniSolar]

Ikr! Doctor Seuss predicted the root of humanity

[@WhaleManMan]

Imagine being Dr. Suess and making a character meant to attack the mindsets of the corporate executives who destroy the environment and watching from Hell as 12 year olds create an entire nexus of alternate realities to thirst over him.

[@markcobuzzi826]

I like to also imagine if Adolf Hitler could see his future role on KZbin. He thought he could create a fearsome Third Reich that would triumphantly reign a thousand years, only for his greatest legacy on the internet to be a multiverse of Downfall parodies, where he rants about contemporary issues in an endless time loop and gets into altercations with a super-powered Fegelein. Not to mention William Steig writing “Shrek!”, living to see his creation take on a life of its own in the movie industry through DreamWorks, then watching from the afterlife as his character is transformed by all of the “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” stories on 4chan and KZbin.

[@IxisTyler]

Why would you think Dr. Suess is in hell ?

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

J.T. Reyes I thought it was because he cheated on his wife and caused her to commit suicide.

[@IxisTyler]

The little red haired girl from across the street Ah alright, I’ve heard a few different stories about Seuss’s political views and moral values that sounded negative. But this takes the cake.

[@WhaleManMan]

@@IxisTyler Yeah. To be fair, I dont think he wanted to or intentionally pushed her towards this

[@ducks4rent]

" Every other song in this movie is unmemorable. " Let it Grow, and all the strange parodies: *_Are we a joke to you?_*

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

*flashbacks to let it oof*

[@skitariiranger4346]

Yes they are a joke. But how bad can I be fukkin' slaps

[@ducks4rent]

@@skitariiranger4346 *_How are you so smart?_*

[@capricornofjanuary4thbakug92]

My brother watch thise stupid videos all the time....

[@tamakiamajlki]

Im seeing too many mha fans here....

[@jaimereyes6943]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE VOICE ACTOR OF THE ONCELER HIMSELF ACTUALLY CAME FORWARD AND SAID ONCEST WAS WEIRD IM-

[@midnightheart5905]

I saw this recently but it kinda doesn't help when Ed Helms admits to the Onceler being "sexy" ;-;

[@cccant6635]

holy crap fr

[@cccant6635]

also is ed helms gay... like he's very suspicious about it

[@midnightheart5905]

@@cccant6635 I don't know, but he was creeped out about all of the fanart and people who were crushing on the Once-ler

[@warmachine5835]

When has this EVER stopped a fandom from doing ANYTHING?

[@UnreasonableOpinions]

Many years ago I saw in my friend's browser history a Tumblr Ask page called Cat-in-the-Hatler and I was to this day terrified at what I took to be the only possible interpretation of this. I was not prepared to find a deeper and more terrifying reality than what-if-Adolf-was-a-Seuss-character.

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

w h a t t h e f u c k

[@jaschabull2365]

Adolf's been a Seuss character since the 50s (assuming you mean Hitler). Ever read Yertle the Turtle?

[@peterroberts4415]

Friends don't let friends use Tumblr

[@geekygecko1849]

LOL that's so fucking funny

[@number1freshlemon56]

Seuss used to write political cartoons during WWII, and he has definitely drawn Hitler at least a couple times.

[@ZoeyHill]

“we don’t have a zuko here” we won’t ever get a villain like zuko again :( atla gave us an unrealistic expectation of redeemable characters

[@AzurisSheer]

To be fair, Catra did come pretty close

[@maxmurray1347]

Omg this might be why nothing impresses me or satisfies me anymore.... I watch ATLA as a kid that explains it

[@justarandomflyingbison6139]

Flaffel True, but Zuko is still (in my opinion) the best redeemed character.

[@jessdoritowhale]

Flaffel oh 100% she could be the next zuko, but my only ehhh about her being redeemed is the reactions around her about her trying to be a good person. They where a bit too nonchalant with her.

[@ninryu4]

Catra, hello?

[@DefinitelyNotCursedPen]

She wears green and black and has a costume change? Yes this girl was part of the onecler fandom

[@sylph8005]

I didn't realize this

[@shaneycake]

Also the fact how much she drinks too. Thirsty fangirl still lives on

[@claracallejo2824]

I forgot about the whole Jack Frost and Elsa fandom......

[@rosandebie1420]

I once followed a jack-elsa account where the owner of the account died??? And i dont know what happened?? It was a really wild time

[@ST4RRYU]

I don't want to talk about that

[@boshlovely2002]

To be honest it died pretty quick because people decided that Hiccup Haddock and Jack Frost did better together (ngl hiccup and jack honestly are better)

[@claracallejo2824]

@@rosandebie1420 excuse me WHAT????

[@claracallejo2824]

@@boshlovely2002 i mean, anything but spider man and elsa

[@connerblank5069]

This is just the most agressively fandom thing I've ever heard of. It's wonderful.

[@VioletGG4]

You clearly have never heard of underverse... It's a good series I won't lie, and surprisingly a very well animated series! It's just, a lot of lore you need to know beforehand...

[@HalloweenHalloween-sc4jo]

@@VioletGG4what is underverse an abbreviation for? Kind of dreading looking it up, but I’m still curious…

[@ProjectSNT]

Yeah the only character that got even close to the Onceler Phenomenon was Sans. He also got tons of AU versions of himself (Error!Sans, Blueberry, Underfell Sans, and Fresh to name a few), but the difference was that Sans came from a piece of media where /every/ character was unique and likable. So these AU Sans characters were accompanied by just about every other Undertale character with the same aesthetic. But that still didn't stop people from shipping their different Sanses together.

[@chibanova5152]

God I want to forget

[@thelovelybunny9012]

The Undertale fandom at it's peak was both a cursed and a blessed time. I really enjoyed reading the AU comics that were coming out about the characters. I did NOT enjoy the shipping fiasco.

[@lemonboy5498]

All the characters in Undertale are great, but since sans fit the tumblr sexyman archetype so well, pretty much all of the attention the AUs got was directed towards sans (and I guess Papyrus too, by association). Other great characters like Undyne or Asgore usually got a new design or something but ultimately missed out on most of the attention. I’ll never regret being super into Undertale around it’s popularity peak, but man, do I ever know some stuff that I don’t need to.

[@thenameiscasie4836]

Been there and done that, still follow the creator of error, fresh and i forgot but I think glitch sans...

[@josephinefeng3990]

Last I checked, this never ended and is still going on. And although I don't care for the shipping, I actually really like the different AUs.

[@_-insertname-_]

I‘m surprised no one made a “Sans is Onceler“ joke yet considering the exact same thing happened to both characters

[@pastel-mochii4415]

The sans shipping still scares me to this day..

[@letmediealready-m1q]

@@pastel-mochii4415 indeed .....

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

Sans x Bendy is cursed (coming from a person who drew this at one point of my life)

[@_MrMoney]

Fontcest elevated it at the 10th power

[@pilaramadouwu657]

@@Ludwig_Perpenhente SANS X KOMAEDA

[@tripleoof8159]

It doesn’t help that canonically The Lorax calls him “beanpole” as a nickname in the film

[@ZethsCraftDesk]

That's where the fandom got the nickname for him.

[@nebuluna78]

I think I've heard that nickname on Vinesauce

[@rebeccajeane8287]

I kept my onceler fantasies to myself because I didn't know there was a Onceler fandom. I wish I'd been on Tumblr around that time. Lol today I learned it wasn't just me.

[@victoriacastillo3978]

Same

[@SimonWillRun]

​@@possums154Please actually revive this I want to see the chaos ensue, and not just the remains of it

[@possums154]

@@SimonWillRun aight, gimme your tumblr and we can make matching blogs.

[@toastersnail6341]

If you google “how tall is the once-ler” it says he’s the same height as his deceased boyfriend Tadashi- the tadashi from big hero 6. W H A T - (Wow 2.4k likes- what happened lmao) THE NEW ONE IS NOW DREAM WH-

[@kenopsia05]

IM GIGGLING I LOOKED THS UP AND FOUND A WATTPAD FANFICTION-

[@plutoismyhomeplanet]

Once-ler is 4 inches taller than tadashi tho

[@Boneorigami]

It now says 6'4 and he has a shoe size of 17....

[@Marshtard]

*i am now reminded of the existence of big hero 6 fanfiction*

[@alyssawagner2283]

i had to dig a tad deeper than a simple google search to find this out and i deeply regret it, thanks i hate it

[@robrotron2084]

"I didn't have an ask blog or make fanart or anything" Narrator: "She did"

[@unstoppableExodia]

There's always money in the banana stand

[@coffeeaddict9605]

...does anyone remember when Jack Frost had a fandom that called themselves "Frostitutes"?

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

This just gave me flashbacks-

[@furioussherman7265]

At the same time as SuperWhoLock, Benedict Cumberbatch also had a fandom that called themselves "the Cumberbitches".

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

@@furioussherman7265 now that is amazing

[@Oceane_Doppel]

@Salt and Lemons Jelsa Pinterest is scary. But to be fair, the ‘Big Four’ fanart is kinda cute.

[@zaprowsdower4938]

I know you mean the one from Guardians, but I'm gonna imagine it's the one from SMT cause that'd be funnier.

[@doublejynx]

I’m about to finally bite the bullet and watch this video, knowing full well that I’m about to get roasted. I had a popular askblog, I did cosplays, my ex and I did onceler fandom rps for FIVE YEARS, my roomate got me a onceler body pillow as a joke for my birthday, and to this day I have that striped green suit hanging in my closet.. that being said, I’ve put off watching this for fear of the embarrassment coming back full force..

[@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_II]

I mean.. are they entirely wrong tho?.. Eh, i mean, i can see why you feel that way too. I can relate to that sort of. 😭

[@E4439Qv5]

*Bless you for your honesty, child.*

[@Stoneth]

"Let's just ship him with himself. 'But that's not normal!' cries humanity. 'That's the point!' cries Tumblr!" -Welcome to Tumblr

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Why is Tumblr like this

[@thatb33]

@@somethingwithbungalows They were bored Chaos ensues

[@ajohnson82454]

Pixel_45 ouran high school host club episode 5

[@facevaluehighfive]

Fanders: “BUt T hAT’ s N ot NorMaL!”

[@karackac]

**LAUGHS IN SANCEST*

[@ingridfigueroa7917]

I wish I could make fun of the girls who were in the Onceler fandom without feeling like a hypocrite but I can't because I was in the gravity falls fandom and I was obsessed with human Bill and I thought he was hot, and human Bill was basically yellow Onceler with an eye patch.

[@Qwex1992]

Why do you feel the need to make fun of them? They were just having fun, what's wrong with this? Same with GF fandom. People going crazy and having fun.

[@heytherelouise7884]

Then dont be a hypocrite

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

@@heytherelouise7884 Well boys we did it, we stopped hypocrisy

[@heytherelouise7884]

@@bagasbramantyo9717 good, its probably more than anything you have done in your entire pathetic life.

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

@@heytherelouise7884 I wouldn't say pathetic, more like decent.

[@o_r_c4141]

“They started shipping the same person” The entire sanders sides fandom: *sweats profusely*

[@hydrophobic9958]

this is so true princinxy all da way

[@jenniferklein1707]

I managed to crawl out of the Undertale fandom only to fall into the Sanders Sides fandom

[@NIHIL_EGO]

AU Sans and Inside Out fandoms: Ohh boy.

[@pokelolmc6826]

Danny Phantom and Miraculous Ladybug fandoms: *nervous sweating*

[@demonpatriot8994]

Moomin fandom :"😲"

[@change0f_heart]

I love how people are considering "guy split into two to ship with himself" is weird or cringe. We in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom have been doing that for 2 decades. 😂

[@change0f_heart]

@Alaska's Meme Storage yeah of course, Yugi with Atem/Yami Yugi, Ryou Bakura with Yami Bakura and Marik with Yami Marik. There is absolutely zero drama within the ygo fandom (outside of the people who play the TCG competitively), ship whoever you want. We have a ship name even for ships with 6-7 characters in them (tfw it's kind of 3 people but hey they have "darker selves" so now it's 6).

[@change0f_heart]

@Alaska's Meme Storage he is. Shipping doesn't exclusively mean sex.

[@schedar_cassiopeia]

@@change0f_heart yeahhhh but some thousand years old pharoh guy (i think he died/was sealed when he was an adult, i’m not too into yugioh so i could be wrong) being with like a 15-16 year old is a littleeeee questionable

[@change0f_heart]

@@schedar_cassiopeia they're the same age. The pharaoh died and was trapped in a cursed object for 3000 years, he didn't age at all. He doesn't even have a corporeal body, he's just a spirit.

[@change0f_heart]

@@schedar_cassiopeia if you're not into Yu-Gi-Oh maybe don't talk on a franchise you know nothing about? 😂

[@izzyspell2629]

Sarah: *struggling to say that oncest was a thing* Undertale fans that ship sanscest: pathetic.

[@lilactown9778]

PFFFT-

[@EeeTsheej]

This was actually my exact reaction, yes

[@doot1doo1]

as someone who was once in the _deep end_ of that fandom the whole time watching i was just like ''well that really doesn't sound _that_ crazy, is it?''

[@ileanabriannemari]

@@doot1doo1 Ahh, the advice I give if you don't want to be scarred is _check the fucking tags_ Or just don't...search it up. Trust me, Tumblr won't leave me alone ._.

[@MrMilky-ek1wb]

goddammit man

[@user-id1yz5ur8m]

DONT FORGET THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOMS HUMANIZED BILL CYPHER, HE WAS BASICALLY A TWINK WITH GODPOWERS

[@eeiity8600]

what amazes me is that gravity falls ended in 2015, YEARS ago and yet their fandom is still alive and booming it’s hilarious

[@Monsternutz]

OMG, YES ! I was waiting for someone to point that out !

[@oakclarke3976]

@@eeiity8600 It's just that good... The show, not humanised good.

[@TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs]

Bill is a great character but he deserves no sympathy. He is quite literally sadistic and will go out of his way to make others suffer.

[@Nickbotmax]

Avatar ended in 2008 and people are still talking about it

[@hopscotch1049]

"And I should know- I was once IN the Onceler Fandom." TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS

[@madisonrose1893]

hshshshs who else can explain it better

[@jeaddhist]

I love the delivery of that line. She said it like how a villain would reveal that they were your father.

[@uppindown8466]

@@jeaddhist The only fan art I want of Once-ler is a fully fleshed out animation of the 'Biggering' storyboard. The internet really doesn't need to ship a fictional corporate leader.

[@jeaddhist]

@@uppindown8466 Yep

[@BratzRockAngels]

@@uppindown8466 Yes, same here.

[@niktri8312]

One does not lightly utter the phrase "If the Onceler was a live-action character, he would be played by Timothee Chalamet"

[@maddiekits]

Considering how few male actors under 35 seem to play villains anymore there's basically no stand out options anyway unfortunately. Maybe Hunter Doohan would be ok? That's all I got.

[@BullFrogFace]

​@@maddiekitsI can't see anyone other than Timothee playing the onceler tbh

[@Zwhsnduiwmsnxjsl]

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of Dr. Seuss doing sommersaults in his grave

[@Thomas_Winters]

I'd feel like he'd be laughing.

[@pennylane4718]

this was all he really wanted

[@valeriaramirez2204]

So that's why earthquakes happen 🤯

[@remy5149]

it’s like y’all don’t even remember bill cipher

[@madalenes9571]

We do not speak of the Times of Darkness

[@randomhuman3319]

I remember I had like an entire notebook full of drawings of him

[@aestheticbubblegum7082]

That ruined Gravity Falls for me. Now when I see the bill episodes,I only see the fangirls all fighting to death.

[@temmiemew]

I drew him everywhere Not because i was like fangirling, ...i dont think... but because he was fun to draw and i LOVED the show

[@planet9441]

at first I was like “ahaha imagine being in the onceler fandom” and then I saw this comment and...yeah it brought back dark dark memories

[@anarchofairy9400]

"ask the communist onceler" dealt me such a beam of focused psychic damage

[@kazmark_gl8652]

I cannot find any information on this communist onceler but I feel like this might be an artifact of the Left's history that should be preserved.

[@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345]

Like a pulsar shot to the face through the ages

[@Strawbiwi]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@a.f9234]

Onceler to Lorax: "OUR trees actually"

[@LezbeOswald]

that's how you know for sure the onceler fans weren't lorax fans lol

[@beedrinkinghoney]

I felt like the wife of a soldier going to Vietnam watching my friends get sucked into the Onceler fandom

[@aquacat5552]

I'm so sorry 😔✊

[@Cthulu_699]

F

[@exoticcats6119]

I'm sorry for your loss

[@justyouraveragesimp9429]

F

[@milanesaconpure5926]

F

[@medicmist]

Onceler: Has tons of AUS and self-cest Sans: Finally, a worthy oponent, our battle will be legendary

[@thatbluegamet]

And then sans won

[@donnamitsuki281]

This is why Sans is the one and only "new Onceler" He's the only one with all the weird criteria

[@tgapcharlie]

Ok, now I need an animatic of sans fighting the Onceler!

[@goawayidontexist]

And it's gone much longer than the onceler fandom. I should know, I'm in it.

[@FakestLoogi]

@@goawayidontexist wtf how is that shit still alive it's been 5 years

[@dilsdoes]

as someone who was on tumblr just after the onceler hype and during the sans hype, and most hypes between, only sans could ever hold a candle to the onceler. what makes one onceleresque is not the popularity or obsession, but the confusing way it unfolds. wanting to pay to see raymond? self insert kylo ren fanfic? all of it, expected and pedestrian. call me when you ship raymond with several versions of himself in varying shades of moral grey, or reinvent kylo ren 10 times over and completely ignore every other interpersonal relationship written in the movies in favour of writing a love triangle between himself 3 times at once. bill cipher is a close contender but dipper was enough to keep him from achieving true oncelitude. edit: i have been made aware of the fact that, as i suspected, sans surpassed his predecessor. update you colloquiallisms accordingly, we are now looking for the new sans undertale.

[@misterbadguy7325]

I think Sans never quite hit the absurdity of Onceler-ism because Undertale was actually good and people liked it for reasons besides him. There were absolutely seas of totally unrecognizable AU and baffling sexualization, but the fandom was big enough to squirrel that stuff to the side and a constant stream of new fans meant that the whole hyper-insular incestuous attitude didn't really form.

[@lookatthiscutekittyc2903]

@@misterbadguy7325 I disagree with you. Not in that Undertale wasn't good (undertale was really good), but in that it never hit the absurdity level of Onceler. I've seen tons of variations of Sans (some of them being completely removed of the character of Sans), all of them either shipped with: a)himself, b)his biological brother c)a small 9 year old child or d) a milf goat. The only character that I would consider more cursed than the onceler or sans would be the purple guy from FNA. He (when he gained popularity) was a "character" that (up to that point) no clear appearance, no dialogue, no personality. Nothing. And people still found him interesting enough to either ship themselves with him, ship an animatronic with him or ship him with himself...

[@leanderkrysl6175]

@@lookatthiscutekittyc2903 what is FNA? :)

[@tropezando]

@@leanderkrysl6175 FNAF is Five Nights at Freddy's, a horror video game.

[@sampagano205]

Yeah. And even with that, the sans fandom was never separated with undertale as a whole, and the lesbians saved us from Sans being the total focus of the fandom.

[@simly5189]

We were shown the 20 minute version of The Lorax in business class in high school... and given an assignment to come up with a marketing campaign for the Thneed.

[@monkeybusiness1039]

😮

[@JACOB-xp6cd]

Oh god, that's a little weird

[@elvalight2135]

When I first saw Raymond( I don't play animal crossing) I genuinely thought he was an animal crossing-sona of John Oliver

[@prageruwu69]

john oliver is a furry confirmed

[@kelsey8401]

Nah, that's Anchovy

[@orsonzedd]

I think you're referring to Derwin

[@elliswrong]

All the more reason to hate Raymond, I guess.

[@h4nh90]

Didn’t join Oliver offer to buy furry porn from an art collection or somthing

[@crescent_foxx1014]

Random thing: Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls was originally going to be green, so if they kept him green, all of his human versions would basically look like the Onceler

[@BoredSai95]

wow

[@x_kittrix]

I just realized if he were to be green he’d look like the Illuminati. That’s probably what his design was based off tbh.

[@Ari_Artz404]

0-o

[@creamsimulator]

@@x_kittrix yes....... his design is literally based off the dollar bill. which has the illuminati symbol on it

[@someonesomewhere7976]

The archivist.

[@Lilicornice]

"This guy would be played by Timothée Chalamet if he were live action" is definitely the best description of an animated character I've ever seen

[@Candyqueen3211]

J. Cassiopeia too fucking true

[@jillianrose2891]

I had to pause the video at that point because I just lost it.

[@kitster900]

as soon as sarah said “onecest” i damn near chucked my phone across the room

[@ChatGPT_ChatbotTest]

I gave up on humanity

[@princessarnasan3725]

What's a "onecest"? 🤨

[@Strawbiwi]

@@princessarnasan3725 Self-cest of the Onceler

[@princessarnasan3725]

@@Strawbiwi oh 😳

[@beepboop752]

“We don’t have a Zuko on our hands here” I don’t think we will ever get another character like Zuko.

[@froggy_6716]

I love zuko he was the cutest ☺️

[@anarchomando7707]

@@froggy_6716 dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz begs to differ

[@Shmidershmax]

@@highjumpstudios2384 "Why am I so bad at being good?!"

[@intheraeyne]

I'm convinced Zuko is a once-in-a-lifetime character that's written for TV audiences, if not once in a few decades since TV/Movies are still young in human history. Books are bit different, but for movies and tv, he's such a piece of art and felt like a real human.

[@AlexAlex-wy6iz]

It would be very hard to make another Zuko hes just to perfect

[@annabellknajder7518]

Another worthy example: Bill Cypher, who was literally A TRIANGLE - but because he was a vaguely twinkish villain with a top he fulfilled the Tumblr sexy man archetype to a T, so of course people were turning him into a skinny white boy and lusting after him. Also the only other time I remember a popular AU getting so far removed from its source material, where the creator later just turned the characters into OCs and it became a whole fandom drama, happened with Five Nights at Freddy's and the purple guy.... like does anybody remember that or did i dream that up?? Anyway, 2010's Tumblr culture sure is fascinating

[@jaspi7615]

I dont think Bill fits the type so well, mainly because he was an interesting character and creating a human design seems like an interesting thing to do. It also doesn't sound as whack as this lol

[@milanesadearsenico]

Someone made a YT channel with the FNAF characters made as teens and ended making their OCs (although it's obviously still taking things from FNAF) and makes money of it, with copyrighted and stolen songs.

[@indulgingculture2987]

Kind of how I feel about Discord from My Little Pony. He shares a lot of characteristics with Bill Cipher (albeit, more kid-friendly with his reality-bending powers and being redeemable), but he didn’t meet the certain traits that might have made him Onceleresque. I think that had to with the negativity that was brought up in the MLP fandom and being an anthromorphic creature (cause it seems human looking characters were kind of the better attraction fans seem to latch to at the time) which didn’t really expose the character to a wider audience if you weren’t a fan to begin with. Cause with Bill, you did have a human persona of the character, and probably Bipper (which is pretty questionable now that it was a ship) even though he couldn’t be redeemable. Kind of why I see Sans as a nonhuman character that people can approach more comfortably to Oncelerify.

[@weaseljay469]

are you talking about rebornica's fnaf au and the controversy around that? also, i know a lot of people consider the humanized sexyboy characters of tumblr "oncelers" or "onceler-fied" but i think it's a totally different set of characters. the first one i ever saw was wheatley from portal 2, and portal 2 came out before the lorax. it's all connected anyway though.

[@evil.mag1c]

I was on wattpad a lot in middle school and I just remember seeing endless "Bill Cipher x Dipper" stories, where most of the time the cover was a twinky anime Bill shoving his fucking tongue down 12-year-old Dipper's throat. Bad times.

[@Offlian]

"how bad can I be" is what radicalized me to marxism

[@kaamn1829]

Lmao, good for you!

[@aswiftshift5229]

Ah! A fellow marxist-loraxist i see

[@gamewizardthesecond]

Turned me into a fascist

[@aswiftshift5229]

@@gamewizardthesecond cringe

[@gamewizardthesecond]

@@aswiftshift5229 hush philosophy tube

[@wheatsock]

this came up on my recommended 2 years later when this fandom has risen back from the dead 💀

[@ChatGPT_ChatbotTest]

Same

[@giraffe6856]

People: STOP giving protagonist a love interest it's boring! Also people: shipping same person as the individual because there was literally no one else to ship with

[@laurenmcguinness1412]

I mean, the Lorax was around ;)

[@JinxedToTheCore]

@Lauren McGuinness OMG NOOOOO-

[@somethingwithbungalows]

Lauren McGuinness nonononONONONONO NO NO NO

[@isa-belva]

@@laurenmcguinness1412 yes officer right here,

[@stupididiotmcgee2318]

Is this the person you want me to arrest?

[@briocheequinox1346]

Sarah, dutifully explaining ask blogs: Me: do not cite the dark magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

[@_gremlinboy]

Me, eyeing my old dead ask blog that still has over a thousand followers: 😨

[@cometgravity]

as someone who got on tumblr during the onceler phenomenon and witnessed both that and the obsession with rotg and httyd askblogs, yeah 💀

[@crishealingvtuber8626]

do not cite God's fursona words, it's disrespectful. Unironically

[@lizlazmccringe2043]

*OPE*

[@Posiman]

For european males like me it was higly enlightening :-)

[@MuppetHell]

We're all just ignore the one askblog called "askthatsexyitalianairdeliverer"

[@parkchimmin7913]

_Mamma Mia_

[@giulyblaziken268]

As an italian I'm shocked

[@momsmyname44]

Wasn't his name Cy or are they referring to a different air deliverer

[@pennylane4718]

lmao didn't even see that

[@zeewooie]

Chillytwo Shawn A. Yup, his name is Cy, he’s just the O’Hare Delivery Guy

[@Ollie-o5q]

POV: you’re watching this in 2023 when there’s a Oncler craze on TikTok

[@Ace-fm4pv]

Same

[@kidlopezrios6274]

IT IS JUST AS BAD AS THIS OR MAYBE WORSE

[@Ollie-o5q]

@@kidlopezrios6274 it’s probably going to get worse, the amount of pregnant Onclers I’ve seen is just- wow

[@your-local-littlebigplanet-fan]

The onceler fandom will dissappear for like 2 3 years and then seem to come back out of nowhere Next thing u know your fyp is swarmed with onceler edits

[@dahveiwade2581]

Lmao they have whimpering audios of him now😭

[@cuttlefishonfire7502]

Sarah I've been seeing Onceler roleplay blogs on Tumblr again. A lot of them are saying they were inspired by this video. YOU SUMMONED THE ONCLER RENAISSANCE HOW COULD YOU

[@E4439Qv5]

Preeeetty sure this wave is ironic.

[@somethingsomeone8145]

E4439qv5 Dude the movie is now popular on Netflix, she has literally summoned them back.

[@shadow_shine3578]

I kept finding this in my feed. I ignored it for two weeks... why am I here?

[@blarg2429]

@@E4439Qv5 At this point all human behaviors are ironic.

[@sofiaporras3624]

@@shadow_shine3578 same

[@koza.]

I was wondering why “The Lorax” was in top ten in USA on netflix...

[@romeoferrer5291]

👁👄👁 ikr

[@somethingsomeone8145]

Bro, that’s why it was there?

[@opalescentskies3605]

I was just watching it yesterday I-

[@helloalexandraa]

Omfg thank u for helping me connect the dots

[@FacelessCrowd]

*w h y*

[@ardinhelme687]

Such beautiful internet logic: "We have no one to ship this guy with!" "Let's ship him with himself!"

[@spaciousdawgg]

Yeah that sums it up

[@earthbornparanian6252]

And then they try to accuse of being "homophobic" if you don't support shipping a guy with himself.

[@sammyruncorn4165]

I don't get it. I mean they shipped characters with each other, who didn't belong to the same franchise (not even the same production company: dreamworks & disney) and therefore never interacted with one another (Jack Frost & Elsa)... why didn't they just take anyone for the Onceler?

[@ardinhelme687]

I assume that there weren't any characters conveniently lying around that were thematically resonant with him. Other than himself that is...

[@queer-ios3155]

Peek internet logic 😂👌

[@shibumi-tanuki]

I firmly believe Sans is the closest thing to being "the new Onceler" I used to be DEEP into the Undertale AU fandom and it was 30% dedicated to actually making aus with intricate storylines and comics/fic, and the remaining 70% is just people shipping Sans with himself. The isle of Oncelers concept reminded me of this one Wattpad fic where Toriel made a school for all AU characters and it becomes a drama where the Bad Sanses try to tear everyone down and there're a LOT of questionable story beats and endings. Also let me just mention how it's very, very common to make fankids for Sanscest ships and then make them fall in love with each other like. I was so young I didn't understand what was happening and just took each Sans as being a different person but now that I look back on it I'm filled with both nostalgia and cringe

[@Oatm3al_0np4wz]

See but the one difference is that people don’t make the once-ler murder children.

[@hoshi-6190]

I was also from the undertale fandom, but for some reason I remember about the AUs but don't remember much of the... weird part of it. Probably I was at a later stage of the fandom I guess...

[@Oatm3al_0np4wz]

@@hoshi-6190 yeah I was unfortunately there for most of it, the fandom has kinda died off though so I prefer to stay in the more wholesome side

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

I was able to avoid most of the weird shipping stuff, but I still vividly remember content only themed on sans. Underverse and the Christmas Party AU went hard

[@npc6817]

"I killed a man, you?" "I was in the onceler fandom." orrified scream* Jesus fuck I'm sorry for not knowing the spelling of every single word in a foreign language please forgive me internet

[@Momo-bu3le]

hey you dropped some things * h here you go :)

[@LiterallyLike]

I know that it was just a typo, but I can’t help but read that last sentence in a really bad cockney accent 😂

[@npc6817]

@@Momo-bu3le where? looks correct to me but I only studied english in school

[@firstnamelastname-bw9yc]

NPC it says orrified but it’s correctly spelled horrified, so they forgot the h in the beginning lol

[@firstnamelastname-bw9yc]

o r r i f i e d

[@ransomsavampire]

ya'll remember when bill cipher stans all decided his human form would just be a yellow version of the onceler

[@MrSmithers]

No, I dont think I do quite recall.

[@apachakuteq6994]

@Miss Terious bruhh

[@Nathan-zi3ff]

and then ship him with a 14yr old boy who clearly hates him

[@deetho777]

The Onceler with jaundice

[@yodamug3088]

I have a story, but not just any story, a story of shame. It was nearly the end of summer break when my cousin and I discovered this app called “Rabbit”. In this app you could invite other people with accounts to watch movies and videos together on the web such as, KZbin, Tubi, Netflix, etc. Continuing the story, I invited him to a session and we decided to watch a movie or two before we moved onto KZbin, (this is where the story gets shitty) and I had an amazing opportunity to play a joke on my cousin with the ability to search up anything in the search bar. And I absolutely wasted it. I decided to bring back the shittiest memories of MY LIFE. I searched up “Gravity Falls fanfic”. what came before us was a terrifying sight, (honestly I would have preferred dying over this) we saw siblings preforming sexual acts of incest, underage sex, and worst of all, a young boy making out with a sexualized yellow Dorito. The rest of the night continued with us making the same types of pranks on eachother and I also can’t get ANY of the images I saw that night out of my mind. Which is why I regret searching up those three fucking words that I will hate forever “Gravity Falls fanfic”. (also stop shipping the twins that is some mental shit you sick fucks)

[@geckovonparsley8200]

"what if all the characters from this grimdark universe all got to be happy and open a coffee shop" reminds me of that one tumblr idea that the Walking Dead characters are just some kids playing in a back yard and when someone "dies" it's because of their parents calling them home for dinner

[@PomegranatePomPom]

The idea is so freaking funny.

[@sergiorubens8475]

I actually like this

[@justas423]

Someone had the same idea but with the Dream SMP. Now I'm wondering if this has a name.

[@quinngobrr]

@@justas423 I HEARD DREAM SMP also i have to suggest backyard!au or maybe imagine!au

[@danielzakgaim2764]

@@StrayMagnet Pablo weilding a glock gives me life

[@smegleymunroe863]

I love how you say ‘de-oncelerization’ the same way Kruschev said ‘de-stalinisation’

[@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus]

Wonder what communist Onceler would think about that

[@Rain-np7tk]

"I split a guy in two to ship him with himself" sounds like a threat

[@vanguardRailgun924]

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS GUY IN HALF!”

[@somebodyWhoExistsIGuess]

Sounds like Kindred lore (league of legends)

[@vehicularmanslaater8083]

the left half of your rotting corpse x the right half of your rotting corpse enemies to lovers 200k word count

[@okay389]

the loki tv series 😳

[@guadalupeherrera8346]

the sanders sides...

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

A Tumblr girl used to tell me I looked like the "Greedler". I just now realise she was either hitting on me or really insulting me

[@clayxros576]

Knowing tumblr, both.

[@gamewizardthesecond]

She was obviously hitting on you but whatever tumblr thinks is "attractive" should be considered as an insult for everyone else

[@NeroLeMorte]

Rip google plus they should bring it back

[@NeroLeMorte]

@Jasmine N. yeah i know right google plus was the bomb.

[@foxinabox5103]

@Jasmine N. Its been years since ive heard that name.... I would probably cringe so hard seeing my old post. But damn, i just remember all the fun being an edgelord thats "definitely not a furry". Ahh, good times.... Good times

[@dabboloosefun]

"And K-pop fans are called terrifying."

[@thelittleunicorn6196]

i am oFfenDed eye--

[@simplysimpy17]

i died lol

[@fexarii]

it's true tho

[@kenneththerat1862]

*offended*

[@protagiswatching]

Tbh its facts tho.

[@blue.6761]

I wanted to draw him today because he’s got a cool outfit, so I looked up a reference photo. Big mistake. WHY DID I FIND PRINCE HANSxTHE ONCELER. WHAT. And then the smut fanart. I wanna cry.

[@ARCHIVED9610]

i found the same i want to scrub my mind. also found plenty of dream x onceler i-

[@oliviasmith9033]

I feel like if he hadn't had a song, this would never have happened

[@_____________a_a]

Honestly.

[@nuhuhitsgreywater]

But it’s a bop....

[@slightlyoffensivedadjokes]

thats an extremely haunting thought that i am now going to intentionally block from my mind

[@natania7738]

That and his outfit, jackets like his just look cool and so does the top hat, and the glasses would look really stupid with anything else but they actually don't with the greens that the costume uses and then there were the gloves, and the green also goes well with his hair so it might have made people like him more too

[@hereismickey]

Welp, he did, and it’s hell

[@thedenseone6443]

You know if a word has “cest” at the end, it’s gonna be awful

[@jmrm01]

"My dinner with Andre" was Siskel and Ebert's favorite movie the year it came out.

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

I only know of one exception.

[@thedenseone6443]

Harley MCRmy please, enlighten me as to what this exception is

[@alienqueen3324]

Harley MCRmy Which one?

[@temmiemew]

There are literally 7 of these (real) words: Choicest, Fiercest, Scarcest, Sprucest, Chicest, Nicest, and of course, Incest. Only one of these is what you're thinking about, the rest are superlatives. I don't think "Nicest" is an awful word! Wow im a freaking nerd

[@itsthekid9740]

Does anyone remember when people would make au’s of Jack Frost, Hiccup, Merida, and Rapunzel being friends and they called them The Big Four? Cause I remember that and I wanna make sure I’m not crazy

[@BlueInk1287]

I remember that fandom it was a weird time

[@itsthekid9740]

Blue Ink and they would constantly put the four of them into the Harry Potter universe

[@artpixie7417]

@@itsthekid9740 or some kind of college or highscool au

[@chrissy8130]

ELSA X JACK 😂😂😂😂👌🏻

[@carmelwolf129]

sounds cool but what connection do they have? i understand things like the secret trio with jake long, randy cunningham and danny phantom - the three of them had similar lives and problems mimicking spiderman's and were animated in almost the same time period. but about that four im genuinely curious.

[@Chemicaldessert]

You mention how people didn't care about the other characters but I remember there was this one Tumblr user who was obsessed with the mayor guy and drew really obscene nsfw art of him lol

[@ARCHIVED9610]

LMAO

[@staydetermined6717]

HELP WHAT💀

[@V-editsss]

I'M SORRY WHAT

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

EXCUSE ME

[@waddledeeznutz6477]

DOING THAT OF ALOYSIUS O'HARE IS DIABOLICAL