Sarcastic Quotes About Aging & Getting Older: The Funniest Thing You’ll Read Today!

[@cyirvine6300]

I remember lots of "programs" to help adolescents prepare for "the change" that's happening to them. Nothing like that for seniors. Too bad. This has been the roughest journey of my life. Adolescence gives you almost super powers! You get strong, can have babies and so many more things you can do. Walking into old age, completely unprepared, is a journey of loss. Your body fails you time and again and there's no healing to happen. People really need programs to prepare us ,not just retirement info.

[@Llianna12]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts. It’s true that aging can come with unexpected challenges and losses, and it’s important to talk about these experiences openly. While we may not have the same resources as during adolescence, creating awareness around aging and providing support is crucial.

[@lowesonia8551]

So true. JK. of BTS.Well said for a 20 yr. Quote.Boy. Sad Youth only belongs to the Young, not Wise enough, to use it wisely

[@Downecker]

These comments are satirical, not sarcastic! Big difference! Sarcasm is hurtful. Satire is clever, good natured comedy! It's the highest form of humor 😂😅

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts! 😊 We appreciate your insight on the difference between sarcasm and satire. Our goal is to bring a smile with clever humor, never to offend! We’ll keep your comment in mind for future videos to ensure our content is always good-natured and fun. 😄

[@Downecker]

@@fabulous_quotes I expected no less! Keep up the great work!

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you so much.

[@thesilversurfer7136]

I wish people would take proper English seriously. Proper speech and expression make you sound intelligent. Anything less is a crime against civility and intellectual thought.

[@Downecker]

@@thesilversurfer7136 HI ! Look around and you'll find that there are many dumbbells out there ! I feel like a minority!

[@NoufAbdulmajeed-p1h]

Thank you.. So so nice. And so true in all ways.

[@Llianna12]

Thank you so much for your kind words! We're glad you enjoyed the quotes and could relate to them. Stay tuned for more!

[@lisanidog8178]

Growing old is being glad you wake up each morning. My quote.

[@Llianna12]

That’s such a thoughtful quote! Aging certainly comes with its challenges, but waking up each day is a gift we should appreciate. Thank you for sharing this beautiful reminder with us!

[@lisanidog8178]

You’re welcome.

[@lisanidog8178]

You’re welcome.

[@JedTaub]

Before I retired, people at work used to rib me for my age. I told them that1) I've made it and they haven't, and 2) there are a lot of stupid mistakes behind me that are still ahead of them. AND I' m closer than they are to not having to get up and go to work!

[@Llianna12]

Haha, that's a great comeback! You’ve definitely earned the right to enjoy the perks of retirement. I love how you turned the tables on them with humor - it sounds like you’ve got a lot of wisdom (and laughter) to share! Enjoy the freedom, you’ve earned it!

[@justinjefferson5831]

"When I was young, I used to worry that I would bore people. Now I'm old, I worry that people will bore me." My Mum

[@bellakim93]

What your mom said is both funny and deeply relatable! It’s true-when we’re young, we worry about how others see us, and as we get older, our perspective shifts so much.

[@teresawhitney560]

Can't wait to share all the quotes with all my "Elderly" friends. We're all in the same boat! Ty again....Loving it! ❤😊🎉

[@bellakim93]

Thanks for sharing the laughs! We’re all in this “aging boat” together-glad you’re enjoying the quotes! 😊❤🎉

[@VickiMcCormick-jf5pe]

The saddest part of this is, the younger generation will never know these great and amazing stars. Those truly were the days.

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for sharing such a heartfelt sentiment! It's true; the stars of past generations brought a unique charm and wisdom that often feels irreplaceable. Many of us treasure those memories, and it’s special to be able to share the humor and insights from those times. Let’s hope that, through channels like this, we can keep the legacy of these incredible stars alive for future generations.

[@maudieg8459]

I’ve lived long enough to have heard some of these, but it’s a real treat to read all of these commentaries on aging. Nothing like a good chuckle. Better to see the humor in aging than to regret the loss of youth. When i think about it, there’s often very little about being young that is lighthearted and funny. I’ve yet to hear or read a really funny satire on being young. But then, maybe I’ve waited too long to change my glasses and get my hearing aids. Do you suppose?

[@Llianna12]

You're absolutely right-there’s a certain charm and wisdom in seeing the humor in aging. It’s wonderful that these quotes brought you a chuckle! As for satire on youth, perhaps the humor comes later, with hindsight and a touch of perspective. And don’t worry, those glasses and hearing aids might just add even more clarity to life’s humor! 😊 We’re glad you enjoyed the video!

[@Xenia_YZ]

I've come to realize that these 70's are not going to be near as fun as thee 70's.

[@Llianna12]

It’s true-getting older brings a different kind of adventure than the 70s did! We hope these sarcastic quotes bring a smile and remind us all to enjoy each stage with a bit of humor. Stay tuned for more laughs!

[@fabulous_quotes]

Haha, I love that perspective! The '70s were all about disco and freedom, while these 70s come with a little more wisdom and maybe a few more creaks and groans! Thanks for bringing a smile to us all!

[@wilmavantrier2998]

Sometimes it’s not nice getting older, but the alternative is worse 😊

[@bellakim93]

Very true! Aging with humor makes it all better 😊

[@BlackForestConstruction]

Awesome Share of Thoughts ... Thanks for Sharing

[@Llianna12]

These quotes really made my day! It's great to find humor in aging-keeps the spirit young, don’t you think?

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thanks for watching!

[@IanBrowne-x6n]

"it's nothing to about being old , just been born to long ago" . I often said that my mother who died at 96 still with her natural hair colour

[@Llianna12]

That’s such a heartwarming and humorous way to think about aging! It’s amazing that your mother lived such a long life with her natural hair color. Thank you for sharing that lovely memory with us.

[@CarmelDeery-qc9lv]

God rest your mam and fair play to her.❤❤

[@malcolmcarroll9497]

I wouldn't call these sarcastic sayings, they are just funny quotes and I laughed out loud at most of them, so thank you for publishing them.

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you so much for your comment! 😊 We're glad the quotes gave you a good laugh-that's exactly what we're aiming for! We try to mix a bit of sarcasm with humor, but it's great to hear you found them just plain funny. Your laughter means a lot to us, and we're always happy to share more smiles with you. Stay tuned for more fun content!

[@lucev7497]

You know you’re getting old when you post the same quote twice… 😂

[@Llianna12]

That's a great observation! 😂 Aging has its funny moments, and sometimes we just can't help but repeat our favorites. Thanks for sharing your humor with us! We appreciate your support and hope you enjoy more quotes that bring a smile to your day!

[@winstonelston5743]

I went into a restaurant and asked about the senior special. "You have to be sixty-five," The hostess challenged. I grabbed the wattle under my chin. "Yes sir. Ten per cent off." She appeared to think for a moment. "Twenty for you."

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for sharing that hilarious moment!. We're glad the video resonated with you and gave you a good laugh! Keep those witty stories coming-life's always better when we can laugh at ourselves, right? 😄

[@tehrcanine4175]

Oh yeah,now that they've got a pill to help my memory, I still have to remember to take it.

[@fabulous_quotes]

That’s such a good one! The irony of it all, right? 😊 Aging definitely comes with its quirks, but humor like this keeps us young at heart. Thanks for sharing your wit with us!

[@Mythought-g8c]

I got one: when your are young, you are the master of your body, when old the body is the master.

[@bellakim93]

Haha, that’s a perfect addition! So true - the tables sure turn as we get older. Thanks for sharing your wisdom!

[@winstonelston5743]

I went in to buy a new car. "Why do you want a manual?" "I've always had manuals, I need the exercise, and there's less chance that anyone out to steal a car will know how to drive it.." "Why red?" "You can sell a young man's car to an old man, but you'll never sell an old man's car to a young man." I took a friend to Golden Corral the day after delivery, happened to be Easter, and of about two hundred cars there, mine was the only red one among the whites and shades of grey.

[@fabulous_quotes]

Haha, love your story! 😄 It’s amazing how a red car can stand out like that, especially among the more "mature" color choices! And you're so right-driving a manual is like the perfect mix of nostalgia and a mini-workout. Plus, it definitely adds a bit of flair knowing not everyone can handle it. Thanks for sharing, you've got a great sense of humor! 🚗

[@winstonelston5743]

@@fabulous_quotes I learned to drive in a camel-dung green '51 Studebaker sort of like the one in _The Muppet Movie_ but a Starlight instead of the standard two-door sedan. Three on the tree with overdrive and the starter button was on the floor under the clutch. Let's see a reform school dropout boost THAT! "A bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker!"

[@markcoleman9892]

​@winstonelston5743 I learned on 1960 Rambler American. The starter switch was in the ignition, but the bright light switch was still on the floor. Took me a couple of hours doing forward/reverse between our driveway and the neighbor's to learn how to not kill the engine. Any cluch after that only took a couple of tries. Good times. Wonder if I could still do it... 🖖

[@DrakeN-ow1im]

@@markcoleman9892 Born in during WWII I still drive heavy vehicles, but only those built before the '70s - I hate losing my autonomy when driving.

[@lisanidog8178]

Growing old is when you stop counting. How old are you. Don’t remember, don’t care, still here.

[@Llianna12]

That's such a great mindset! Staying present and enjoying life is what truly matters. Thanks for sharing your perspective.

[@lisanidog8178]

@@Llianna12 you’re welcome.

[@tehrcanine4175]

Now that they've got a pill to help my memory

[@tehrcanine4175]

I still havto remember to take it😊😊

[@bellakim93]

Haha, if only a pill could solve everything! Thanks for the laugh!

[@annestiles8508]

I say , I am still kicking, but not too high !

[@bellakim93]

Haha, love your attitude! Staying "still kicking," no matter how high, is what matters most. It’s all about enjoying the ride, right? Aging comes with its quirks, but humor like yours keeps the spirit young.

[@davidroberts6422]

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, The closer you get to the end the faster it goes. Andy Ronny! I was complaining to a friend about how I must be getting taller, because my feet are getti;ng further from my body. He said, you are not getting taller, just wider.

[@Llianna12]

Haha, those are hilarious! The "getting taller" one cracked me up - I think we've all had those moments where things seem to change without us noticing. Thanks for sharing these funny quotes, they definitely brightened my day!

[@kel4461]

Getting old is a sentence that we serve for a crime we didn't commit

[@Llianna12]

Aging definitely comes with its own set of surprises, but humor like this helps us all face it with a smile.

[@lisanidog8178]

Great quotes. Funny.

[@bellakim93]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the humor!

[@lisanidog8178]

you’re welcome. 65 and counting.

[@Mythought-g8c]

Old age gives you lots of freedom, and that's something, only if we can use them.

[@Llianna12]

That's so true! Aging does come with a certain freedom, even if it sometimes has its own set of challenges. Thank you for sharing that perspective-it’s something we can all relate to. Hope the quotes brought a smile to your day!

[@annaquinn4810]

I’m placing snacks in small bags on the floor all around the house, just in case i fall.

[@Llianna12]

I love your idea of placing snacks in small bags around the house in case you fall. That's a great way to make sure you have something to eat if you need it. I hope you have a great day!

[@CynthiaWorden-x8n]

These are great quotes, at 74 I think being called elderly is truly offensive. Like they say, “you are as young as you feel”. I feel like I’m young because nice people tell me” you don’t look your age”. How do people at 74 look, is there are a book of pictures that I can pick from? Enjoy that you have a wonderful family, kids & grandkids! Be happy!

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts! At 74, your perspective and humor are absolutely refreshing! You're right-being "young at heart" is what truly matters. As for the "book of pictures," I think you'd be on the cover with your vibrant attitude! 😊 Your kind words about family and happiness are such a wonderful reminder of what’s most important in life. Wishing you endless joy and youthful energy-keep spreading your positivity!

[@kensanity178]

Sarcasm--just another service i offer, free of charge.

[@Llianna12]

Love it! That’s the kind of spirit we admire around here-quick wit and free services! Thanks for sharing your humor with us; it fits perfectly with the theme of this video. Keep the laughs coming!

[@truthorfiction407]

Birth, childhood, teenage, twenties, middle age, seniority, and now, why not try the last thing.

[@bellakim93]

Thank you for summing up life's journey with such wit! Aging truly deserves its own sense of humor. 😊

[@Darci3333]

Im NOT short.....I'm just vertically challenged 😂

[@fabulous_quotes]

Haha, that’s a great one! Short or vertically challenged, it’s all about perspective-and a good sense of humor keeps us young at heart! Thanks for sharing your laugh with us! 😊

[@heialders]

👌😀👌😀👍😀

[@Llianna12]

Thank you for the positive vibes! We're so glad you enjoyed the video. Stay tuned for more laughter and quotes to brighten your day! 😊

[@Truthseeker371]

"I run out of books to read, songs to sing, places to go to, as I have been and done that. Other people's stories are boring."

[@bellakim93]

Sounds like you've lived a full life! Maybe these sarcastic quotes will add a little twist to your story. Thanks for sharing!

[@BennyC-qg6rd]

'The older I get, the more funerals I go to'. I'm not sure who said it, but someone must have.

[@Llianna12]

That’s a great quote! It really captures the bittersweet reality of aging with a touch of humor. While the exact source might be tricky to pin down, it's definitely one of those sayings that resonates with many of us as we get older. Thanks for sharing, and I’m glad you enjoyed the video!

[@stevemchadd]

"Life in relation to age is a speed, the higher the number the faster it goes" Me.

[@bellakim93]

It’s so true, age often feels like it picks up speed as the years go by. We find humor and wisdom in these thoughts about aging, sometimes, laughing about it is the best way to keep up with time! Appreciate your comment and perspective! 😊

[@stevemchadd]

@@bellakim93 I remember thinking when I was young, that it took ages for Christmas to come around. These days I think "bloody hell it's Christmas already."

[@bellakim93]

@@stevemchadd It's funny how time changes our perspective! When we're younger, it feels like everything takes forever, but as we age, things seem to fly by. It's a reminder to enjoy every moment while we can-time really doesn't wait for anyone!

[@richstex4736]

Richstex Corollary: The bad news in old age is that time quickly flies past. The good news is you don't have to wait long for anything.

[@bellakim93]

@@richstex4736 That's a great perspective! Time flies, but at least we get to enjoy the little things faster. Thanks for sharing!

[@sputnikone6281]

Old age is shipwreck - Charles de Gaulle

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for sharing, Charles de Gaulle's quote really captures the tough side of aging with a sharp wit. It’s always interesting how humor can help us reflect on life's challenges. We'd love to hear more!

[@sputnikone6281]

@@fabulous_quotes Cheers

[@jameshorn270]

Getting old is failing to realize you already read that George Burns quote about 5 quotes ago.

[@bellakim93]

That's a good one! It happens to the best of us as we get older. Thanks for sharing!

[@sandrabonner1694]

When I get up from a chair my body is ready to move but my legs are still deciding.

[@Llianna12]

That’s such a relatable quote-getting older definitely comes with its little surprises! Thank you for sharing your humor; it’s moments like these that make aging feel like a shared adventure. 😊

[@katfishkobain8809]

If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken care of myself

[@fabulous_quotes]

Great! But hey, it's never too late to start taking care of yourself and enjoying life. After all, laughter and humor are the best remedies for aging gracefully. 😊

[@bruceprobert1579]

Ironically, if you can’t laugh… you will have few friends, and no one will recognize you. Because you have no friends… Sad really…

[@bruceprobert1579]

Not really ironic, just sad. When all your friends pass away before you, it’s not ironic, just sad.

[@fabulous_quotes]

That's a clever take! . And you're right-humor is the glue that keeps friendships alive! Even if things get tough, a good laugh can bring people closer. Thanks for sharing your thoughts! Stay connected and keep laughing! 😊

[@lisanidog8178]

Or, you know you’re getting old when the gleam in your eyes is from your cataracts.

[@tehrcanine4175]

I forgot what I wanted to say

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for stopping by and enjoying the humor with us. 😊

[@marilynaicardi1860]

I almost didn’t watch this, because you called it sarcastic. It’s satire and irony - much different from sarcasm!

[@bellakim93]

Thank you for sharing your perspective! We appreciate your insights on the difference, satire and irony do add a unique charm!

[@heidioppermann505]

I'm in the snapdragon stage of my life - half of me has snapped and the other half is dragging!

[@bellakim93]

That’s a perfect way to put it! Thanks for sharing your humor with us-couldn’t have said it better!

[@fabulous_quotes]

That's a perfect way to put it! 😆 Aging definitely has its share of ‘snap and drag’ moments. Thank you for sharing a laugh with us - humor makes the journey so much lighter, doesn't it?

[@KenCunningham-fq4uy]

"We are Not children of God until we receive True Salvation in Jesus Christ Alone!"

[@bellakim93]

Thank you for sharing your thoughts! We appreciate all perspectives here.

[@ronaldmarcks1842]

Growing old means using the word "sarcastic" properly.

[@Llianna12]

Thank you for your comment! You’re absolutely right-sarcasm definitely becomes more refined with age. It’s all about finding the perfect timing and delivery, isn’t it? Glad you enjoyed the video, and we hope to keep bringing that fun, witty perspective on aging!

[@j.pfeiffer8068]

age is completely irrelevant unless you think you were a bottle of wine

[@Llianna12]

That's a fantastic perspective! Aging really does have its perks, especially if we embrace it like a fine wine. Thanks for sharing a bit of humor with us-it’s exactly what makes this topic so much fun!

[@j.pfeiffer8068]

@@Llianna12 Thank you very much for the compliment ! I very much appreciate it ! Yeah, growing old is not for cowards ! Its for professionals only !

[@howieduin915]

I still look at women. But I can't always remember why.😢

[@bellakim93]

That's the charm of aging, isn't it? A little mystery keeps life interesting! 😊

[@georgekane1985]

Why is youth wasted on the young?😂

[@fabulous_quotes]

Great question! It's one of life's little ironies, isn't it? 😂 But hey, wisdom and laughter come with age-something the young don’t get to enjoy yet! Thank you for sharing your thoughts. 🌟

[@DrakeN-ow1im]

Who is Grace?

[@Llianna12]

Grace is probably just a funny way of saying how we try to handle aging 'gracefully

[@jeffwise8194]

I agree totally! we can laugh and do so. i am 63 years old now. i am not young and smooth and pretty anymore. but god dammit i enjoy it! i don't have to concern myself with getting laid and stuff. i'm none the wiser but that monkey is off my back.

[@bellakim93]

Absolutely! Embracing the freedom that comes with age is the best. Keep enjoying life to the fullest. Your laughter is inspiring!

[@Nikola5982]

5:34 Nah...the alternative is fine

[@Llianna12]

Sometimes, getting older brings its own set of challenges, but it also brings a lot of wisdom and fun moments.

[@Vincentbyers-fg4ob]

I love seniour citizen age asxwe tell each other truths that we cannot stay when we were martied young for example, my husband trusted me ,so one day I wanted to see if he gets joulous ,so I said my friend gave me a lift andchervhusnand wss sith elite shirt and tie and was vegan shaved, I said now in seniour citizen age " did you get joulous then? Yes he said ,but you fid not show it I said as always calm you stay so I fo nothave big head ? Yes he said we laugh about stuff like that ,then I said ,my surgeon came with jeans and did not shave on Saturday yo givevme result of health, I was taught a lesson by him ,it is not about suit and tie and clean shaved ,itvis about good news of health I did not want yo seevjis clothes nor his clean shaved face but what hoidcnews came out of him ,my husband grt to feel great as appearances foes not really count for him weclaugh about things we did because we were like stopped at times weclearned how to start again when we wureel over silly things we skae hand and say peace be eith uou again it works

[@bellakim93]

Thank you for sharing that wonderful story about embracing honesty and humor with your husband! It’s amazing how aging brings a new perspective on life and allows us to laugh at the moments that once seemed serious. Life teaches us that sometimes, it’s not appearances that matter but the goodness and health news behind them. Moments like these remind us of the peace and joy in growing older together. Wishing you both more laughter and light!

[@lylelevesque6357]

Never learned to spell ???

[@KDbbasm]

Getting old....is getting old. Kathleen McInnis

[@Llianna12]

That’s a clever play on words! Aging might have its challenges, but finding humor in it definitely makes the journey more enjoyable.

[@MrYessyess]

I died laughing watching this video, o wait i am still alive, booorrinngggggggggggg video

[@fabulous_quotes]

Thank you for your comment! Sounds like you had a bit of a rollercoaster with this one! Glad to see you’re still with us to enjoy (and critique) the humor. 😄 Keep sharing your thoughts!

[@letrainavapeur]

You forgot to put in the funny quotes.

[@Llianna12]

Thanks for your feedback! Humor can be pretty subjective, but we appreciate your perspective. We'll keep your input in mind as we plan future videos to ensure we bring more laughter to our audience. Stay tuned for more fun content!

[@marylowen639]

The AI voice is not very good at jokes

[@bellakim93]

Thanks for the feedback! AI is still developing, and there’s always room for improvement. We’re working to make the humor come through better. Hope you still enjoyed the quotes!

[@davidmann4533]

Growing old sucks

[@Llianna12]

I totally get where you're coming from! Growing older can definitely have its challenges, but sometimes it’s all about finding the humor in it. We’ve all got a little sarcastic side when it comes to aging. I hope the quotes in the video brought a smile to your face despite the frustrations that come with getting older!

[@peterweller8583]

Whit if you say so.

[@bellakim93]

Sarcasm about aging can be a tricky thing-sometimes it hits home in unexpected ways. But hey, laughter is the best way to deal with getting older, right?

[@patriciaoreilly8907]

All this talk of age these days is boring 💤 age is a number 😊not who a person is

[@bellakim93]

You’re absolutely right! Age is just a number, it’s how you feel that matters most! 😊

[@howieduin915]

I did not read one sarcastic quote. Find your dictionary. Use your head for something more than a place to put your hat. THAT'S sarcasm.

[@Llianna12]

Thank you for your feedback! We'll take it into account and make sure to include even more sarcasm in future videos. Appreciate your wit!

[@henningvisser1108]

My birthday wish for middle age people: May you grow so old that your butt hair wipes your spoor clean. To grow old is compulsory. To grow up is optional.

[@bellakim93]

Thanks for the laugh! Your birthday wish is definitely one-of-a-kind. Aging with humor is the best way to go!

[@sallyreno6296]

These are not at all fnny.

[@bellakim93]

Sorry to hear that! Humor can be subjective, but we appreciate your feedback.

[@lymanmj]

Lame. Yawn.

[@Llianna12]

I get where you're coming from! Sarcasm can be hit or miss, but hey, it’s all part of the humor when it comes to aging, right? Sometimes it's good to laugh at the little things in life. Hope you find something funnier next time!

[@ElsieJoy39]

Not sarcasm......these are not even funny but boring......and I'm eighty

[@bellakim93]

Thank you for sharing your honest thoughts! We strive to bring a smile to our viewers' day, especially for our audience aged 60-95. Sarcasm can sometimes be hit or miss, and we appreciate your perspective as it helps us create content that better resonates with everyone. If there’s a particular style of humor or type of quote you enjoy, please let us know-we'd love to incorporate more of what brings laughter to your day!

[@kennethcole1551]

Who is Grace?

[@Llianna12]

Grace is probably just a playful reference in one of the quotes!

[@kennethcole1551]

@ George Burns and Gracie Allen?

[@Llianna12]

@@kennethcole1551 What do you mean? I don't see anyone named Grace mentioned in the video?

[@kennethcole1551]

@@Llianna12 It wasn’t reference to a person who Would think that they would buy something they didn’t need, but they would save money because it wasn’t discounted. I made a reference to George, Burns and Gracie Allen. Because that was in one of their skits, Grace, he always played a dimwit, but it was funny, and it was beautiful at the same time. Be safe.

[@Llianna12]

@@kennethcole1551 Oh, I see now! That’s such a great reference to George Burns and Gracie Allen-they really were an iconic comedy duo.