SARK'S MICROWAVED MASTERPIECES

[@boriz_]

I now know why Sark doesn't age, he's completely preserved by all the salt in his diet.

[@GrieveIV]

9:33 Sark sounding on the verge of crying saying his wife is the only one who knows his microwaved food concoctions kills me every time

[@ff-pj3de]

well, the thing you can appreciate about sark's chili dogs, they look about as good going in as they do going out.

[@dylanmauldin3174]

Amen to that

[@TheDornado]

The seriousness of the rules for the jank Sark recipes is the greatest thing!

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Sark and APL is comfort content for me. Simply the best, ever since Respawn.

[@OmNixJ]

Why is the "Bloodborne NPC" the most apt description of who would be making something that sounds so diabolical? The APL-Sark connection is second to none.

[@johnrieley335]

sark never grew up, he just survived

[@qbNone]

It's the kind of thing that even drunks would reject out of hand. Madame Sark is a patient forgiving woman.

[@fuckyourhandle91]

Thats where youre wrong buddy

[@jmb9701]

The vibe of just mindlessly parkouring around a room while chatting with your pals is too relatable.

[@frozendogfood]

I just know the inside of Sark's microwave looks like a Rorschach ink blot test

[@braydenwelsh8126]

I can't wait for the Sark Recipes stream.

[@SlyMarBruh]

All this time later, I am compelled to report that I tried the split pea soup recipe and it absolutely slapped. My compliments Chef Sark 💯

[@mert_the_gert]

Mrs. Sark wakes up and hears that beeping from the kitchen - "oh shit"

[@jamminout7671]

Sark's pallets is apocalyptical

[@Nateatethegreat]

Did APL ever do this stream with a papa sark recipe guide? I really wanna see Apl eat these and more recipes

[@afergbird]

so when is cooking stream with sark’s late night shame menu?

[@codygarton7177]

as a man who cooks every meal from scratch everyday for myself i can say the extra dishes dont really matter at all, you gotta do dishes anyway so a few extra wont hurt too much, especially for the quality of food you get out of it. that being said i still wanna try sarks chili dog recipe it sounds kinda legit.

[@OVER9005]

I slowly realized as he was describing it I make them almost the same way, though I do usually cook the chili first and add some basic bitch spices and maybe a half an onion. It's on the higher end of effort I'm usually willing to expend on nourishment.

[@areleo1084]

Peasoup with a chopped smoked sausage is actually a typical winter meal in the Netherlands 😂😂

[@Benzy670]

Chili cheese dogs are a thing, and they’re delicious! Sark’s version is just lazy and weird 😂 He makes a bachelor chow version, like “taco salad” made of chili cheese dogs lol

[@FleetingCandle]

The glorious video recipe i was waiting for.

[@quietusplus1221]

5:25 Fucking hell, Sark is great. Combining the dynamic between you two makes it even better.

[@sklud]

Mrs Sark is a saint

[@01macgyver10]

We need a cooking video with Sark and APL. Making these microwave meals!

[@gelocide4924]

Lol 2:19 APL laughs before sark even makes his joke, felt like APL just knew sark was about to say some horrific shit lmao

[@LucasVe208]

i use hormel chili with no beans and craft singles instead of actual cheese. my guilty meal right there.

[@tmangaming91]

Can verify that his chilidog recipe is actually pretty good.

[@missmedusa88]

Sarks recipe is me almost completely blackout at 4am knowing i'd burn the house down if I even thought of touching the oven haha

[@FBMoy]

Best part of this gameplay is that there is no gameplay. And it's perfect APL and Sark perfection.

[@geoffreyc1027]

When I was broke at shit living on food stamps I used to make my own “chili and beans.” It was ranch beans, red beans, black beans, and pinto beans, hotdogs, half pound of ground beef, tomato paste, jalapeños, chili powder, and bbq sauce. My roommates loved it but my girlfriend refused to touch it.

[@gavinthompson2788]

As a college student, I absolutely find Sark's dish okay

[@nathanmurphy9906]

Sark should know in the UK there's cans of beans that have miniature hot dogs in them already 😂

[@gavinthompson2788]

Beans and cut up hotdogs were at STAPLE in my house growing up, we called it “Frank ‘n’ Beans” in the US

[@Occasionallyclever]

I was in tears watching this live I couldn’t believe it.

[@tylercoombs1]

Hot dogs are a seasoning for Sark

[@cceffect]

My daily hit of dopamine

[@seppy2499]

I'm seriously going to try the chili dog recipe. I love that kind of stuff

[@MrHeroicDemon]

I got acouple since my Kitchen was destroyed and was being redone, i went back to my league of legends days with diapers. Both of these you could add hotdogs for flavor Scrabbled eggs: Eggs 2-3 Abit of milk for softness STIR, STIR IT, OR THE EGG WILL EXPLODE. BREAK THEM YOKES. USE A FORK. Big Cup atleast x2 size of liquid (egg will rise cooked) Microwave , watch it rise, wont take long, poke with fork until liquid gone. Frilled Cheese (fake grilled): 4 slices of bread 3 slices of cheese 1.5 slices per sandwhich and fold them in (cheese will spread evenly) Microwave for 30seconds (cheese melt) then put them into the "convection oven or toaster oven" until toasted Advantages is you put it in and wait, no flipping and no butter, no cleaning pan.

[@waynegale9926]

I'm way late to this party but, Britain here, we have pre-mixed tins of Heinz beans and hot dogs. I repeat, that shit comes pre-made. Sark would be so at home with our fuel-orientated filth of a diet.

[@Setashi]

I need to see this recipe come to life.

[@JohnAppleseed]

I’ve really gotta catch one of these streams

[@dynomar11]

Kay is taking notes.

[@Knouffy]

A working recipe is cooking the hotdogs in a pit with the chili, and toasting the buns prior. The chili sauce will soak in the buns and soften them. Source: perma-bachelor

[@RBkaj]

Sark is, always has been and always will be a legend

[@shazyy116]

I still use Sark's oreo vodka cereal recipe! A classic and healthy cereal.

[@photobackflip]

Sark's weird diet comes from all the time he spent in Nam. Dude has to live off canned food for years whilst he was torching the natives huts as they sang their native song.

[@Ray-zl8uk]

This sound like some of the shit I made when I use to smoke weed. One of the weirdest one I made was cut up hotdogs shredded cheese and ketchup. I still to this day don't know how I ate that shit lol.

[@theintern2960]

We laugh but Sark is still eating better than most college students.

[@Symba_Lysm]

Cockroaches and Sark's intestines are literally going to be the only thing that survives the nuclear holocaust.

[@Joeybullets]

Mr stork, a true American !

[@shino933]

No. Mac n cheese with hot dogs in the poor man's lobster

[@shino933]

The best part is it's still Hella salty and no fishy taste

[@jeremysmith4405]

these guys are still funny as hell

[@GingerBeardMan977]

I no shit love nuking my chili dogs the way sark does. Back in school my lunch half the time was this. I just used home made chili over canned cause I like my shit spicy. Gotta get some nice peppers and onions on that dog

[@TheTallTale]

You can get heinz beans with little sausages in. They're roughly 0.013% pork but so damn good!

[@MonsterNaps]

Ngl, after yesterday's short video I was expecting a dual upload today with a 3 minute feet video to make up for it.

[@zacharyhicks6237]

I've done that version of chili dogs more times than I care to admit. EXCEPT: only use half the buns. Two hot dogs per bun.

[@JakkieDivinci]

You can probably get more cheese on the chili log. It’d settle as it gets microwaved.

[@MrPhooey442]

His time at Olive Garden just destroyed his standards

[@gavinthompson2788]

Maybe he really was in Nam with these POW meals

[@kidsloth]

you can get heinz beans with hotdogs in it

[@mightymacaque]

I'm with sark here, 100%

[@thejake4145]

Side dish noodles are where it's at. Get a package of Alfredo because all you need is a cup of milk and water with a spoon of butter. Just enough for one dude to have as a meal and it's only like a buck fifty a pack

[@mightisright]

Did Sark mistake dog food for chili? The only canned items that hold their shape are gelatinized, like cranberry sauce. Normal chili just slides out.

[@BrightEyesEm]

5 or 6 minutes in the microwave?! What wattage is that microwave???

[@BrightEyesEm]

Also in her majesty's England, we can buy beans with hot dog sausage in!

[@austinduncan4040]

Draws the line at having cold buns

[@harambe_andy]

I just had chili cheese dogs last night!!

[@TheEnabledSecondary]

Oh that is just fowl OMEGALUL

[@komicalkramer6188]

if anyone eats hotdogs. prep some macaroni and cheese, i chop up microwaved hotdogs in roughly half inch lengths. Put 'em together, best cheep meal you can have

[@lordsarzex4925]

isnt sark on video saying that he absolutely HATES SPLIT PEA SOUP

[@TheKiller5673]

Put the hotdog buns on a cookie sheet, broil for a small amount till a tad crispy, remove from oven, douse the f*** out of it in chili, then add cheese of your choice and back into the oven. Only one dish used and then you have a metal SLAB to eat off of. Solved 😂

[@henkplog]

hey, dont mess with hotdog soup... grew up on that shit in sweden, some good rootfruits, onions and the hotdogs in there made like a buljong (dont know english word for it). goooood shit!

[@SedatedandRestrained]

I don't believe that man has ever been to culinary school...

[@derekvaughn665]

APL needs to gourmet up Sark's recipe

[@hacoobster0366]

my dad eats chili dogs almost the exact same way Sark does. Holy shit

[@brad3darb9]

Love

[@atrustworthyfellow6887]

Ok but like, your youtube game is actually pretty fucking fire. Its a meme but shit man, people are right when they say its weird you're shit is unknown

[@josepatino3761]

Apl!!!!

[@hulone]

Delicious

[@307livin9]

I prefer to take 2 bun length dogs, wrap them in wet paper towels and nuke them. Then separately cook the chili. Whilst the chili is cooking split the dogs in half and throw them on some white bread, or split open buns. I then add the chili with some cheese and onions.

[@larsfinlay7325]

hunger is the best salt.

[@revu34]

We all know you're a "foodie", Scott. And don't lie to us that you "take so much time", you shovel your face the instant you even glimpse food.

[@therookanga]

*note-taking intensifies*

[@Tiedy88]

Sark has the food pallet of a 70 year old man

[@THEmightyALLunknowin]

I wish KZbin had a favorite option

[@Occasionallyclever]

It does, you have a “favorites” playlist you can add videos to.

[@THEmightyALLunknowin]

@@Occasionallyclever That is true I just wish it would credit the creator instead of being in my personal vault

[@Occasionallyclever]

@@THEmightyALLunknowin ah, gotcha.

[@JoshuaNairn]

Genuinely distressing.

[@ColonelCluster]

Bbq spaghetti

[@kearansheppard12]

Beans and weiners, and beans and boloney are a regular thing

[@Smiththebat]

At least take it out halfway and mix it around, you maniac!

[@MrHeroicDemon]

I got acouple since my Kitchen was destroyed and was being redone, i went back to my league of legends days with diapers. Both of these you could add hotdogs for flavor Scrabbled eggs: Eggs 2-3 Abit of milk for softness STIR, STIR IT, OR THE EGG WILL EXPLODE. BREAK THEM YOKES. USE A FORK. Big Cup atleast x2 size of liquid (egg will rise cooked) Microwave , watch it rise, wont take long, poke with fork until liquid gone. Frilled Cheese (fake grilled): 4 slices of bread 3 slices of cheese 1.5 slices per sandwhich and fold them in (cheese will spread evenly) Microwave for 30seconds (cheese melt) then put them into the "convection oven or toaster oven" until toasted Advantages is you put it in and wait, no flipping and no butter, no cleaning pan.

[@dallasorr1794]

I'm the 500th like btw. but yes iv done sarks chili dog plate before and its great

[@chriscooke9621]

2 great stories in one comment, how lucky we all are.

[@Doctor_Sirus]

That recipe was one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard. I still love both of your videos, but still. I shudder.

[@inspector38]

gonna be honest im not even watching the gameplay

[@prestonmagley4572]

1st

[@JohnnieJosefy]

68072 Annette Park

[@WebeloZappBrannigan]

As a Brit and a lover of beans on toast, the fact that APL left us hanging on his 10 out 0f 10 rating for beans on toast, is annoying me much more than it should! APL, if you can get your hands on some. IMHO, beans on toast just isn't the same without some HP sauce.

[@aplfisher]

I had it with HP Sauce, just didn't add that section into the condensed YT version. HP Sauce slaps, I approve.

[@Booka3141]

Also Branston baked beans instead o Heinz and a tiny splash of worcester sauce, next level beans on toast.