Love the intimate dating chatting. Dunno why but it's just very entertaining to feel like we're having boy talk or something when it's literally just making a hot Sim. Good video
@lumauve Жыл бұрын
try putting yourself and this dude in a save, leave them to be autonomous, and see if they'll end up together 👀
@SatchOnSims Жыл бұрын
Knowing my luck he will ghost me
@ReginaTrans_ Жыл бұрын
@@SatchOnSims also add Shanese and see what happens, what if if she steals your new boyfriend and u have to fight for him
@deliriouscheeto Жыл бұрын
I don't think sims autonomously flirt
@noahlovesmateco Жыл бұрын
@@deliriouscheetothey do!
@AJ-tiltagirl Жыл бұрын
@@SatchOnSims Or get struck by lightning, crushed by a Murphy bed etc., and actually 'ghost' you! 👻
@lindseyrohloff1126 Жыл бұрын
As a straight woman, you and I share the same dream woohoo partner. So if you find him let me know and we can fight over him
@kamiko70 Жыл бұрын
i married a musclebound jock, and weve been together 24 years! he was runningback in high school until his leg broke. then he joined the Marines. now he is a trucker. Love him to pieces!
@moncheri6850 Жыл бұрын
not me blushing for 19 minutes straight- i absolutely love these videos where you talk about guys, dating and exes! i think youre the funniest person on the internet please please do more content like this!! love from kazakhstan
@pottuboi Жыл бұрын
I just love when People are open about they'r love/sex life. I love listening to the stories
@MiyukiChan3512 Жыл бұрын
I feel like satchonsims is the only person I know that can make attractive male sims that actually look like a male 😅
@artblank734211 ай бұрын
you mean he can make an attractive male that doesn't look like it's made by a girl
@Janis_Valerio Жыл бұрын
My little Asexual brain literally has a mental breakdown every time I feel a connection to an aesthetic pleasing person. It doesn't know the difference between falling in love and liking their looks.
@solitarymisfit Жыл бұрын
A guy that looks like that Sim would be lucky to spend time with you. You’re so cute! I love your personality and I love the personal chats and it makes it feel like friends talking. Thanks for making the video!
@mistyv773 Жыл бұрын
"when they dont realize they're hot" THIS THIS THIS RIGHT HURRR
@TheShakedGuide Жыл бұрын
The jealous trait I think is broken... My sim's partner cheated on her and she discovered her new jealous trait, and ever since she screams at him autonomously every time he talks with ANYONE - including THEIR BABY BOY, it just loads an "be jealous" interaction, she screams at him near the kids, and then has a fear of being cheated on...
@ThatLocalBit Жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure it supposed to work this way. Pretty annoying for sure but I guess jealous sims are jealous 🤷♂️
@suan333 Жыл бұрын
It sounds very realistic in a very toxic and horrible way, if we're being honest 😂
@christabelle__ Жыл бұрын
I had an EXTREMELY jealous stepmother whose first husband cheated on her - she wouldn't allow my father to be alone with ANYONE. His brothers, sisters, mother..even me! She was jealous of his familial intimacy and possessive of him in scary ways... so it seems on point for me! She'd scream at him for hours for spending time with me (or one of his own adult siblings) without her there/asking her permission! xD
@TheShakedGuide Жыл бұрын
@@christabelle__ woow I'm sorry you had to live through this, it does sound on point yeah, but it IS extreme 😵💫 my sim's husband did cheat on her like 5 times (full autonomy man...), I got them married because she got pregnant by a one night stand with him (I'm playing qith mods). So I do.. KINDA accept her reaction...? But it's tiring... Wow The Sims is deep when you do storytelling 🫢
@17thCentury_Lady Жыл бұрын
Muscle thing is so true, probably nice person but gives the impression theyre the opposite
@monicap8561 Жыл бұрын
When would you ever see your woohoo partner in a suit? Allow me to introduce you to fanfiction tropes
@robert_hh5 ай бұрын
JUMBO SAUSAGE 😂 Satch, I’ve watched your videos for the first time rn and I‘m in love with your humor, your look, your acting, your character. You’re such a cool and lovely person and you are definitely my gay hero of the day. Love from Hamburg xx
@Kirsty178 Жыл бұрын
Can’t decide if you made Brad Mondo or Zac Efron as a chave 😂
@christabelle__ Жыл бұрын
"When would you ever see your woohoo partner in a suit?" - Satch...come on, man. You START in a suit. You FINISH in your birthday suit...or keep the suit on, IDK, you do you!
@ToffmanToff Жыл бұрын
“It’s grey joggers season, if you know you know” 😂😂😂
@felinefriend3092 Жыл бұрын
man i love this video. as a queer trans man myself i have no queer male figure in my life to look up to and it feels nice to see one talking about everything so openly
@yonathor Жыл бұрын
So.. Ryan Gosling?
@Marziilla4 ай бұрын
You are so real! I love these kinds of videos where you talk openly about dating/expectations. We would be bffs in real life.
@rosegraham5780 Жыл бұрын
love the dating chat thing. i also agree with you on the muscular thing! they give me the ick too, and i'm a straight woman who married the thinnest guy ever 😂
@Mirrie08 Жыл бұрын
This is so relaxing to watch tbh, just hanging out, fantasizing over men while i stuff my face with cheap hotdogs for dinner😌 lovely start of my eve, thank you
@laurac.liebana9768 Жыл бұрын
I must confess I smiled when you shared your views about Spanish gay men. As a Spanish girl myself, I took it as a compliment to my gay boyfriends, who are certainly open and sincere with the guys they want. It made me realize that maybe it is a Spanish culture thing. We see what we like, we make a joke, we ask if they want to wooho. If not, we give the tourist the direction of their hotel HAHA😂
@MeanieMelatonin Жыл бұрын
8:03 that's actually been proven. It's mainly BC you know what you like in a partner and therefore it's also generally what potential lovers like. Straight people have the privilege of more often than not, their potential lovers liking the opposite of what they like.
@Charlotte.lyra1905 Жыл бұрын
Best video you've made
@caitlinomeara377 Жыл бұрын
Satch, love your videos. You’re real and genuine and I’ve noticed I’m not the only one who feels like you’re a friend, not just a content creator. Would you ever consider creating a discord?
@meowsaidthecat5338 Жыл бұрын
I woohoo'ed a few guys like that. Both genuinely loving romances. The first one had very poor self esteem. He trained that hard to be liked. He had the most striking amber eyes. The second "sixpack" man...wasn't arrogant, still a soulmate friend that disappears and pops up now and again ( has been platonic for 9 years now). So eh...don't judge a book by its cover;)
@orionsbelt25 Жыл бұрын
They added that chest binder (the top you were asking about) a while ago, I can't remember. As a trans guy, I think it's pretty stupid cuz you're meant to wear binders under your shirt and you can't do layers in the sims. Plus if you make a female sim wear it it doesn't even flatten their boobs which is what it's meant to do. So, another random thing for diversity points that doesn't do anything substantial lol
@PinkBrokenTears Жыл бұрын
1:00 I don't think it is because I also don't like overly muscular guys as a female. They scare me ngl
@anthropomorphicpeanut6160 Жыл бұрын
Same, I like my guys how I like my spaghetti lol
@liralee8D Жыл бұрын
The conversation about gays maybe not understanding very well who they idolize and who they're atracted to for sure got me thinking. As a sapphic woman I guess I may have experienced something similar in my youth, but in my case I usually idolize women fot their wit and personality (and that led me to think I was atracted to some of my female friends). Interesting topics to reflect upon.
@vindifference Жыл бұрын
Great point about idolization versus attraction; there does seem to be trouble among many gays to distinguish how they feel. Especially when you hear accounts of how people didn't realize that they were gay for decades because they were mixing it up with idolization. I feel like I got a fairly decent grasp of it in my youth cause there were a lot of cool female characters I'd idolize and loved to imitate, meanwhile male characters mostly only caught my attention if I wanted to make out with them. But it set the stage to where when I DID start idolizing males more later in life, I had a direct comparison with how I idolized women so I could easily tell the difference.
@Charlotte.lyra1905 Жыл бұрын
9:24 Its a binder Satch, Lgbt slay 🏳️🌈🎉
@SatchOnSims Жыл бұрын
LGTV SLAY QUEEN
@sandraganadi7896 Жыл бұрын
Satch you are so funny :D I enjoyed this vid , made me giggle at 7 in the morning right before work. Now my day will be much more happy .
@Felixplaysthecello Жыл бұрын
The new top is actually a binder, and I think it was added when they made the pronouns update.
@brittanyk3923 Жыл бұрын
I think the lacy shorts/shapewear might also be a trans clothing item? To smooth… areas
@UnknownName50508 ай бұрын
Gross
@TheDawnofVanlife Жыл бұрын
Love this, lol. As a lesbian woman I find the admire vs attracted to tracks. 😂
@CrystalBladeSystem Жыл бұрын
Oooo I'm really gonna enjoy a longer video from you :0
@pocosdailymoviememes1257 Жыл бұрын
His name is Jumbo Sausage- 💀💀
@timme6669 Жыл бұрын
Jumbo Sausage looks so good with this makeover 🥴
@3kitkatbiatch Жыл бұрын
Just started watching you yesterday, you are hilarious! Loving the honesty too
@EcLipsE1982Fat Жыл бұрын
🎵He’s got blonde hair, a brown mustache, and a great black bushy beard. But he’s Ginger down below, my boy! Ginger down below! 🎼 🤣
@karloslitchetanheim6873 Жыл бұрын
loving your speech about idolizing
@zsuzsitakacs4595 Жыл бұрын
Hi satch i just woke up and realised i missed this video yesterday and watching this video in the morning is like having crack 😂 love the overshare and dating chat love u satch
@frauhund Жыл бұрын
now I wanna see the boyfriend material sim next!
@jadedjhypsi Жыл бұрын
my cousin explains that dilemma of gayness as "either you wish to be with them or be like them".... tis true!! Speaking of Burberry ;P when I used to play Second Life all the time. I would go to every single Burberry sale there was!!! It is blissful madness 😆 😆
@casebycase_904 Жыл бұрын
He looks like Johnny Zest but after a trip to either LA or at least Brazil or South Korea 😂 Like super Yassified Johnny Zest, do yall know what i mean? (But also gone Chav in burberry and tight polo. Idk maybe im a millennial for saying this 😂)
@shawnarice7374 Жыл бұрын
Omg, i absolutely love the title of your video
@meowsaidthecat5338 Жыл бұрын
I had the funniest overnight Flixbus trip with a Brazilian guy showing me Grindr. 😂I just had a heartbreak and he cheered me up❤
@Hinata8778 Жыл бұрын
It's honestly very nice to have a dating chat that isn't all ''omg and then what? and then what? hihihihih wow'' mood, that makes me so frustrated for some reason. I totally agree with you on the muscular thing. I'm not really attracted to masculine men, I'm more of a androgynous type of person (when it comes to first impression attraction, but I'm very personality dependent as sexual attraction isn't really a priority for me), but big muscles that you can tell they got purely for aesthetic purposes, the big and swollen looking kind, gives me the ick. I know I'm a bit tainted by just growing up female and males like that usually haven't been very nice to me because of that, but that aside, it often screams arrogance. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but still. I like it when you can tell that the muscles are 'natural', as in they do manual labor, or when they do it simply to be healthy. You can tell the difference in muscles grown for aesthetic purposes and muscles grown from health. And of course there needs to be some pudge here and there, or else it's really not comfortable to cuddle.
@mason0914 Жыл бұрын
smh! sadly, as a spanish guy i look like the “perfect boyfriend” version with a big butt lol but by the end of the video i felt totally insecure bc you had changed it all 😂😂😂 i am flattered though lmao
@meowsaidthecat5338 Жыл бұрын
Satch, a lot of straight ppl have been bullied as well ( I have, autistic). I'm working on self love, still didn't fully hack that one. But healing yourself, and loving yourself as you are instead of looking for love and "approval" outside of yourself is what will bring true ( unconditional) love to you. Look for the book " How to love yourself" by a famous self-help KZbinr and author.😊
@ancaryvan4811 Жыл бұрын
Remember the Dishy 🔥 Woohoo guy in Malaga, 4 months ago?
@jamesturnbull128 Жыл бұрын
Oh my lord the gay experience of being unsure if you envy them or if you're attracted to them. It becomes even worse being a gay trans man; am I experiencing gender envy of this man or do I just find him attractive?
@AlbusMaximus-xi5dy Жыл бұрын
Didn't expect my thoughts about Geralt of Rivia to be revealed when I went to the comment section but here we are 😂
@ArtfullyGifted Жыл бұрын
Same
@arthur_shadows5078 Жыл бұрын
you wont see my dead in a speedo
@Lilit3 Жыл бұрын
Why does it look like a british version of Ryan Gosling HAHAH
@carcookie12 Жыл бұрын
it’s interesting because for girls if you’re attracting to another girl people will say you just envy them 🫡 like no sis i’m in love 😭😭😭
@devineinterventionneeeded Жыл бұрын
he just has to go to the beach and get a tan ❤
@Xaevierr44 Жыл бұрын
Such an abrupt ending 😂
@gabiausten8774 Жыл бұрын
Omg he looks so much like me, I’m not gonna lie. 😂😂😂 Im not jealous at all tho, why should I?
@foxesofautumn Жыл бұрын
He’s very Ryan Gosling (nothing wrong with that.). Good chat.
@DomMcDon Жыл бұрын
Awwww there goes my chances! Hahaha
@anthropomorphicpeanut6160 Жыл бұрын
Great video! You made me laugh out loud
@alicjadrazkiewicz3383 Жыл бұрын
So you want my boyfriend, I doubt he'd like that but I sure would 😂
@Kidassassin109 Жыл бұрын
Fit is UK slang. I kinda like that! But Bad will always eat to me
@ericaallen6064 Жыл бұрын
Do you ever feel like your soulmate friend is just someone u watch on KZbin ?? Satch: tell me how funny this is.. YOU and @oshin and you are my two favorite creators when it comes to the sims. So I get my campy funny sarcastic simmer bff and Mt family storytelling girly bff from oshin ..two opposite creators but I love you both. Too bad you both have no clue who I am and I'm just stuck in my illusion
@anamakesthings Жыл бұрын
This is so sweet, but I do hope you don't mean it literally (your soulmate being an image you see on your screen part). If you DO really feel like that, I'd recommend looking into limerence. I'm only saying this as someone who's been there way through my mid-20s. It will save you a lot of heartache down the road. If you didn't mean it literally, and you do have an amazing friend group in real life, please disregard my comment, it's off-key ✌
@Sp3ctralI Жыл бұрын
Quite the video 😂
@AlexisTwoLastNames10 ай бұрын
my ex was a non-white man who must’ve had ginger genes in the ancestors cuz he had some ginger hairs in his facial n pubic hair. so interesting haha
@Adrianez Жыл бұрын
I wish I was blond to be your woohoo material 😢
@Emil_Stoltz Жыл бұрын
Bro, Satch is so British. Istg if you find tracksuits sexy you're either Russian or you're British🤣🤣🤣
@shawnarice7374 Жыл бұрын
I made a huge buff sims named Kaleb
@sarahmanana5614 Жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm sure it'll brighten my day 😊
@heylexiaa Жыл бұрын
I love your laugh 🤣
@rockbandny Жыл бұрын
Id say shanese or fanny would be my ideal woohoo partner
@Vendettis Жыл бұрын
He looks like a Chaz, Chris, or Jay or Austin
@BlondLoki Жыл бұрын
why does he lowkey look like Paul from Big Brother
@wetwater8602 Жыл бұрын
I’m bi and I agree with your views damn thanks for keeping it real also something different. More dating chats
@BrokenDollyTV Жыл бұрын
Ironically, alot of the traits that turn u off about men are similar things my guy friends say about women who they arent interested in dating. The kinds of women that receive sexual attention from men are not necessarily the types who get wifed. But we dont learn.
@mmmrta4144 Жыл бұрын
Satch would just love to duck himself ...
@harper.la.vegano Жыл бұрын
Addy-Dass 😂
@ericeric3637 ай бұрын
Alright Sir Mix-A-Lot. “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
@ajharris78 Жыл бұрын
Always trust people with big butts. They cannot lie.
@nakseli Жыл бұрын
Satch could you share witch CC you had downloaded there? I'm most interested in the hairs, beards and tracksuits 😂
@stavros_stavrou Жыл бұрын
Good video😊
@RazorEdgeRequiem Жыл бұрын
He's very handsome 😍
@s.j.977 Жыл бұрын
He reminds me so much of Matt from Pixelade 🤔
@michellem2926 Жыл бұрын
The "crop top" is a binder, and the lacy long underwear are tucking panties for trans women 😊
@arthur_shadows5078 Жыл бұрын
can you share there you go the facial hair i would like the links
@Waeva777 Жыл бұрын
I dont like when guys get their top off when we get a lick of sun in the UK cause its never so hot you need to be naked. I also just don't want to see someone with their top off especially when they get extra loud about it (cause they always are)
@mojyoqueen350 Жыл бұрын
Unironically - He looks like my boyfriend. Except mine's hair are slighlty more strawberry blond than silver blond. And he is pale with freckles. Other than that - they're clones.
@voxnihili4960 Жыл бұрын
Hey Satch, did your school uniform include swimming trunks? When I attended school in South Africa back in the 90‘s, the guys all had to wear uniform speedos to swimming class. Positively diabolical, if you ask me.. 😏
@cll27 Жыл бұрын
Um he looks nothing like me 😂😂
@Omgwhatisthat42 Жыл бұрын
love you satch, but No, no, as a straight, I have seen some straights wear briefs and they do not always flatter.
@jessicaeffah-gu2yg Жыл бұрын
Can you use him in a gameplay
@Noni671 Жыл бұрын
That was very invigorating watch. I think every Sim I’ve ever made has been to match my dream guy or ex partners/lover 😊 hilarious watching someone else make theirs ❤ loved every commentary minute of it 🫶🏽
@danielcorrales8667Ай бұрын
He does look super hot 😱
@mel_issa__ Жыл бұрын
I once slept with a friend who was a body builder and it was unreal to see a body like that irl. And yeah, guys who look like that are always eating protein or working out. Pretty boring
@wetwater8602 Жыл бұрын
You have no eye in the last frame on you holy shit
@ЛегендарнаяВедьма Жыл бұрын
download please bodyhair mods (luumia or ChilliCookie_BH5)
@trapnn7646 Жыл бұрын
No way
@eugeniabarsukova Жыл бұрын
So basically, if I were a man, Satch would like me. Wouldn't date me though