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@CheezerTheGrate4 жыл бұрын
The first sign this was a doom reference was the “doot” but this whole video is a doom reference isn’t it?
@EricCortman4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@Arlitic4 жыл бұрын
🎺0:18
@Gamer883344 жыл бұрын
No Yes Maybe I don't know
@D.O.N.U.T.4 жыл бұрын
The first sign was the merch at the beginning
@duskmoonlight87054 жыл бұрын
I knew it was a doom reference when i saw doot
@funkypop54344 жыл бұрын
I like how the book is named “doot,” as if revenant wrote the book.
@joelmewengkang65374 жыл бұрын
you edited your comment but it's still wrong
@danielst.pierre8174 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice that.
@funkypop54344 жыл бұрын
@Joel Mewengkang lol I suck
@thewizardgamer61504 жыл бұрын
I would like but it's the funny number
@grimmy23134 жыл бұрын
I heard the doot upon her grabbing the book. XD
@generalfranky19054 жыл бұрын
the very first sentence she said while reading the book literally everyone: *RIP AND TEAR MUSIC KICKS IN*
@joshuapoe38674 жыл бұрын
I know...
@EnderGoku90014 жыл бұрын
C o o m s l a y e r
@conq12734 жыл бұрын
@@EnderGoku9001 Pump and coom until you're numb
@darksparrow88514 жыл бұрын
No BFG division
@joshuapoe38674 жыл бұрын
@Alastor Hazbin hotel I will only let you live because you reside in Exterminator territory, but I work on the lowest of the 9 circles
@earlywizard90852 жыл бұрын
" In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul, blistered by the fires of Hell, and tainted beyond ascension. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred, he found no *peace. And with boiling blood, he scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the Dark Lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those who had tasted the bite of his Sword, named him... THE DOOM SLAYER.* " -The Slayer's Testament, foretold by the ancients
@kingreijiren36092 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@RokubungiMX Жыл бұрын
*sounds "Rainin' Blood" by Slayer at the ending"
@stardustrose3524 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@azmanabdula Жыл бұрын
@@RokubungiMX Dying fetus "your blood is my wine" stuff
@dnmgaming4558 Жыл бұрын
a
@Impalingthorn4 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, I wonder where this is going.." "(As calm as possible) In the first age, in the first battle..." "(Me, already trying not to spit out my drink)"
@RatLordOmega4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard “In the first age” I was already doin’ a Smash Ultimate Reveal reaction
@slorchman6724 жыл бұрын
I was banging on my desk
@kenjen98614 жыл бұрын
@@slorchman672 beaten on your table like Sr Pelo?
@anoninunen4 жыл бұрын
> Pauses video > Pours my tomato juice into a sippy cup > Restarts video doot
@coolboyeagle92814 жыл бұрын
I’m not familiar with the franchise why does that quote correspond with doom?
@mr.looper79354 жыл бұрын
0:27 Demon or not, Satina has the cutest “OK” i’ve heard in a long time.
@noaborisev80754 жыл бұрын
.......I think my heart melted-
@eeveefennecfox4 жыл бұрын
she does
@Chrono-Mic4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stay mad, no matter how hard i tried
@phangaming97844 жыл бұрын
cute
@phangaming97844 жыл бұрын
who is the voice actor lol
@adornedstorm65824 жыл бұрын
nobody st talking about the book being labeled “Doot” and made the doot noise
@Tf-cs4ez4 жыл бұрын
I know right
@dovahfruit95034 жыл бұрын
Doot eternal
@TheZectorian4 жыл бұрын
Fucking RLCraft flashbacks I swear
@izzyj.10794 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that, thank you for pointing it out XD
@eons_of_hunting18984 жыл бұрын
I noticed that
@thejman2003 Жыл бұрын
The little "ok" from satina is adorable
@TomasRodriguez-rw7nn4 жыл бұрын
Me in the first half: Aww she is going to read her a bedtime story Lucia: "In the first age, at the first battle" Me: Oh no...
@marctypical45694 жыл бұрын
*Doomslayer*
@mkpzartyomich7194 жыл бұрын
THE DOOM SLAYER
@nightwalker1744 жыл бұрын
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
@jimboydejuan78694 жыл бұрын
DOOM SLAYER IS COMING FOR YOU SATINA!
@confusedpiggy83154 жыл бұрын
@@marctypical4569 yes?
@OddowlBogtowel4 жыл бұрын
I HAD TO TAKE A SECOND TO BREATHE WHEN I SAW THE DOOM GAMEPLAY
@bottlestheinsane25614 жыл бұрын
BREATH DAMNIT!!
@trin1trent24 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Arlitic4 жыл бұрын
Same lmao. It's like the point of realisation "okay that IS doom"
@puresprogs58454 жыл бұрын
(doom guy silently rocks out to doom music)
@ForestBoyProductions4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@zefer88314 жыл бұрын
Satina: "Yay bedtime story!" Everyone else: "All rise, for the Slayer anthem."
@attilakovacs50404 жыл бұрын
Top comment!🤯
@Makins04 жыл бұрын
Raining Blood, oooor Rip and Tear? Hmmm..
@bupster644 жыл бұрын
BFG Division
@YourFriendlyViewerMan4 жыл бұрын
@@Makins0 at doom's gate.
@wolfenrichtophen60104 жыл бұрын
Doom guy would probably spare Satan and Satina, the only exception for the wrath to avenge Daisy. Daisy would not want Doomguy to hurt Satina
@Vigilante88413 жыл бұрын
The fact that Satina has a plushie of her dad on the floor is adorable.
@jerk59598 ай бұрын
She also got a Turbo-man doll! Tell me with a straight face there was no corruption that Christmas?!
@V0IDWARE2 ай бұрын
You sure its just a plush and NOT a Voodoo doll?
@m3rpyd3rpydoe993 жыл бұрын
the fact that lucia doesn't need the book to be able to quote it perfectly tells you something
@sandwich59853 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you lived in hell, you would remember him.
@NeSeeger3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a normal parent to be honest.
@TheSpooker0863 жыл бұрын
Nah, she just sped read the whole book in her head and remembered it word for word
@oli369993 жыл бұрын
He haunts them, so dearly does he haunt then
@petergant13792 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming it's a demonic power, or, it's just something every demon past a certain level knows, just as a warning!
@goodygowild4 жыл бұрын
“I wonder why the books called doot.” “In the first age-“ “OH THAT’S WHY ITS CALLED DOOT”
@zegtendo7244 жыл бұрын
Doot slayer
@sheronlewis63834 жыл бұрын
@@zegtendo724 doom Slayer
@_Iscream4 жыл бұрын
sans the skeleton himself r/whoosh
@adrianrojas27504 жыл бұрын
The book also doots when she grabs it
@gamingandchilll38374 жыл бұрын
I knew it was DOOM the second I saw Doot
@TopityTurvity4 жыл бұрын
i like that the Doom Slayer is a legendary story in this universe.
@miserirken4 жыл бұрын
Where it isn't?
@ShadowDurza4 жыл бұрын
The Doomslayer is pretty much to demons as demons are to us.
@WadesAdventures054 жыл бұрын
*Me is finally awake* yeah
@Jorge_Apollo4 жыл бұрын
Does that means he lost the war
@upintheairstudio4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean a story?
@petergant13792 жыл бұрын
Lucy's got Satina's full attention, note the focused eyes, and, lashing tail! The sign of a practiced storyteller!
@masterotakuX34 жыл бұрын
"dont worry sweetie, the doom slayer isnt real" *shotgun noises in the background*
@crickett35364 жыл бұрын
Satina meets the Doomslayer: I love bunnies! Doomslayer: *head pats*
Satina: "can I have a lullaby" Lucia: "sure honey let me just call up mick gordon"
@ethejumper65684 жыл бұрын
G-Man: Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and shine.
@idunnoifeltlikeit954 жыл бұрын
69 likes, nice.
@Memedoggo044 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is you OST - Mick Gordon
@theblastmod43404 жыл бұрын
Wake up and smell the ashes
@MartletBestGirl4 жыл бұрын
Or Andrew Hulshult
@Crossbones67324 жыл бұрын
“Mommy Huge” Yes, yes she is.
@fumi23604 жыл бұрын
EXTRA THICC!!!
@frog.75194 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@64doomguy574 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@rememberme31564 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@cesardanielgatuno9694 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Omnificence20163 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer: I wonder who she's talking about...
@Max.Hates.Camp1013 жыл бұрын
When satina said “𝙤𝙠” I died of cuteness
@WOODENCHAIR643 жыл бұрын
yes
@somerandomrazor3 жыл бұрын
That pfp tho,
@Power-xl8vh3 жыл бұрын
a
@MoffinMouse3 жыл бұрын
When your pfp existed I died of fear
@Mr-New-Vegas-23 жыл бұрын
You should not have commented with that pfp
@josepablopedrosadantas65614 жыл бұрын
Everyone: D O O M S L A Y E R Me: Is that a portal to Dave's house? nah must be my imagination.
@trial_with_an_error96874 жыл бұрын
That exactly what that was. Guess she wanted a round 2
@raialasio15744 жыл бұрын
Horni mommy huge
@Me-jt8lf4 жыл бұрын
@@trial_with_an_error9687 wait what-
@papyrus68734 жыл бұрын
It is rick and morty portal nyeh heh heh
@zemsaney4334 жыл бұрын
Trial_With_An_Error what do u mean by round 2?
@N0b0dy1.04 жыл бұрын
"Mommy huge" over here may be tired but she still makes time to scare her child to sleep. I think we've just found mother of the week.
@iceboundlegend32284 жыл бұрын
Hell ya
@deadinside23424 жыл бұрын
I actually first thought it said 'Dummy Huge' I need help
@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
@@deadinside2342 DUMMY T H I C C
@KryoNitrone4 жыл бұрын
Mother of the year*
@Lightfreddyfaz3 жыл бұрын
To us, that story sounds like something read out of Dictionarre Inferno full of torture and pain and suffering about the 1000 tortured souls written by Lucifer himself, but to them its like something you would read to your 5 year old kid
@failed_son49574 жыл бұрын
I bet the mom has nightmares about how the doom slayer killed her first boyfriend, The Icon of Sin.
@ryan_currently_awake84454 жыл бұрын
Otherwise known as John Romero.
@pedroxavier42274 жыл бұрын
But the longer he stays on earth the stronger he becomes.
@treverbelmont83934 жыл бұрын
Why did she tell a story about the genocide of her people
@OneWhoKnowsThings60094 жыл бұрын
@Dio Williams Actually... there was 2 icon of sins.. and they be the same one..
@captaincumrag420694 жыл бұрын
@Dio Williams well if you think about it, doomguy basically put him out of his misery ending the millennium of pain and torment he suffered
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
The book was called "Doot". The phones are "Hell Phones" The board on the backs of the bed are skulls. And her cup said "Mommy Huge" I love the detail in this.
@iwomajewski1084 жыл бұрын
On a bookshelf is "My first Necronimicom" book
@wallyhackenslacker4 жыл бұрын
And the Doot book doots when picked up.
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
@@wallyhackenslacker I know! That just made me smile
@multishock52854 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice the 'Wizards & other tasty treats' book below the necronomicon
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
@@multishock5285 no, I did not! Thanks!
@nuggetbomber59773 жыл бұрын
As a massive doom fan, hearing “in the first age…” I immediately knew what it was lmao
@caboose74053 жыл бұрын
Fuckin same
@HayleeHere2 жыл бұрын
Ik what it was when I saw that the book was called “DOOT” lol
@GraveUypo2 жыл бұрын
@@HayleeHere exactly.
@mathelgar2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@on2td2 жыл бұрын
*Doom PTSD Starts to kick in*
@insovietrussiavodka6 ай бұрын
0:30 - aww this is nice 0:35 - wait a minut I've heard that story before 0.40 - Ḅ̶̪̺͓͌̄̌́F̵̰̤̍ͅG̸͕̥̬̎͜ ̶͚̤̟̝͘d̶̨̤̞̘͖́̐͝i̸̳̫͊̀̕v̴̢̌͆͂̂̚i̵͍̝̯͌s̸̫͚̘̈́̓͜ǐ̶̻̗̖̰̗͂͑o̵̜͊͒̽̕ǹ̴̬͓̜͇̐ͅ ̷̪͋̔͒͗̂/̴͎̣͍̔ͅ ̷̘̘̑͒͊̐B̸̢͖̹͎͋̀̾F̸̝͛̍̈́̚M̶̢̮̾ ̵̰̩͌̍̍̚ḑ̷͎̅̌͜͠ị̵͉̺͚̌ͅv̵͉̱̺͈̜̈̏i̶̧͖̻̬̰͐͗͝s̴̹̖̼̗̈͐͊͝ǐ̶̥̲̮͚̈͝ͅò̸͉̏̎̚͝ṇ̶̺̲̮͋̒̊̈́̈́͜ 0:50 - BFG division / BFM division (pick your preference)
@americansupremacist754 жыл бұрын
Yo I heard that story before It’s a classic
@YumeKitty04 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@CardboardPaper4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jamesxtwo4 жыл бұрын
Me too I would sleep like a baby
@demonarcher16614 жыл бұрын
I heard the stories from volume 1 all the way to the final 64 Then i heard the redone story in 2016 and then the one that will live on ETERNALly
@dominicesquivel39014 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about. It’s brand new
@jollygentlegiant34924 жыл бұрын
I feel like Lucia is just tsundere about everything. She puts on a tough persona but she really has a lot of love in her heart
@Backlash_studioYT4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@Usagi333534 жыл бұрын
Evil doesn't mean incapable of love
@gogos10034 жыл бұрын
@@Usagi33353 well crazies are one with the craziest love I guess
@artificialsweetner4 жыл бұрын
Doesnt seem like a tsundere. She seems like that one mother that doesnt have a soul
@gogos10034 жыл бұрын
@@artificialsweetner well she look tired for sure though
@_BriDG33 жыл бұрын
This makes me a bit happy, despite Lucia being a tired and rude being, she still cares for her daughter
@seanthompson19223 жыл бұрын
I mean, shes a demon, being rude is rather tame.
@tamamalos16983 жыл бұрын
@@seanthompson1922 yeah
@MatiNuva17243 жыл бұрын
Inaccurate, *Dave's Daughter
@qlqsh35143 жыл бұрын
I mean, she's literally Satan
@Sip_Dhit3 жыл бұрын
@@qlqsh3514 technically she's Lucifer and her daughter is Satan
@HumbleTravellerGaming2 жыл бұрын
The ending line of that speech, whether from the soundtrack or something like this, always gives me chills.
@PlebNC4 жыл бұрын
"Mommy, can you play a lullaby for me?" "Sure, sweetie." *BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
@Exodus-sh5mq4 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear is you.
@vlatora4 жыл бұрын
Rip and Tear
@vektor_z72084 жыл бұрын
Phobos base
@potatoman10004 жыл бұрын
No.....its BFG 10000 or At Dooms Gate
@vektor_z72084 жыл бұрын
Meathook
@TheCubicalGuy4 жыл бұрын
She stopped reading the book halfway through, which means she has it memorized. She does care.
@that_one_helljumper3 жыл бұрын
I like how she can go from tired, to annoyed, to wholesome, then to evil in less than a minute
@TheSpooker0863 жыл бұрын
Well, this is what mother's are like when they sacrifice there girls night out over a child.
@voidericspenceracemperor97103 жыл бұрын
I ruined your 69 likes
@that_one_helljumper3 жыл бұрын
That means we’ll have to get it to 690 now
@jenniferrippel82392 жыл бұрын
@@that_one_helljumper or 420
@lemon5371 Жыл бұрын
Maybe some human emotions are mixing with demonic emotions so now it’s emotions are like a weird hybrid
@lorddumb212 жыл бұрын
Humans: theres a monster under my bed Demons: theres a doom slayer under my bed
@snek89074 жыл бұрын
Ah yes a doom reference l wasn't expecting that tho...
@imgoinginside80124 жыл бұрын
None of us were
@ussrunion40494 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear
@2Potates4 жыл бұрын
The upload i wasn't expecting.
@The_Str4nger4 жыл бұрын
and Castlevania Symphony of the Night too
@theimperfectgod71404 жыл бұрын
🗿 kinda surprised when i saw the "DOOT" book
@devinethomas11884 жыл бұрын
What if her dad is the doom slayer, he just let himself go because being a dad is rough. I mean, he got that dussy didn't he.
@H0tboogerdog4 жыл бұрын
I though dussy meant dad pussy for a second and I was like wtf do you mean
@erratichomelessmanwithagun67264 жыл бұрын
Ihavenotimeforthis bro what
@nicktaylor25444 жыл бұрын
Tripod Dave
@allancowley25574 жыл бұрын
Lol
@birdsnoopjones16944 жыл бұрын
Doom slayer buff as shit though and has super human strength her dad looks like he can’t even open a jar of pickles
@RolRetro4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the book is called “DOOT” is ridiculous by itself
@rebeccaschroder30004 жыл бұрын
It even makes a DOOT sound
@sound-wave004 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nquzoYp_o6achck
@obiwankenobi16084 жыл бұрын
Doot may be forgiven but Doom is Eternal.
@astro38784 жыл бұрын
@@sound-wave00 Thank you, very nice👌
@YourWickedFuneral2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact that’s from a magazine labeled “ top three bad boys to die for” in backwards Latin
@doomarang32084 жыл бұрын
Hmm, This is the first time Lucia shows that deep down she actually does cares about her daughter Santina. Because I always got the impression that Lucia doesn't want kids or like them and saw that Santina was just an accident that she now has to deal with like a very annoying burden. But it's nice to show that she really does care for her in her own bitchy way. (Like a jerk with a heart of gold kind of thing) :3
@isaacaguilarahchiow3764 жыл бұрын
She's a tsundere mom, of course she loves her.
@SobaYatai4 жыл бұрын
Lol dave and lucia is exactly relationship btw me and my russian gf so i bet this probably could be our kids if it happens,im a thai guy
@SlamWeasel4 жыл бұрын
I thought that too, but she is actually a good mommy it seems. Maybe she and Fave can actually work things out, once he gets over his dumb behaviour, being always smug with Lucia and her thinking process of seeing humans as worthless. (And maybe we could have the crossover of a century by Lucia helping Dave being closer to his daughter by giving him a job in the IT-Department of Purgatory where Purgatony takes place)
@speckielishouspie89424 жыл бұрын
Kinda like Dan from "Dan Vs." god i miss that show
@RandomKritz72 жыл бұрын
@@SobaYatai how is life with her?
@PaintedLive4 жыл бұрын
Everyone be talking about how mom shows she cares Meanwhile i'm excited that doom slayer is now canon in satina.
@Jack_Of_All_Trades7684 жыл бұрын
Isn't it always canon if there is hell involved?
@Jack_Of_All_Trades7684 жыл бұрын
Also she can't make that canon unless she make a deal with Bethesda
@danrogo11074 жыл бұрын
WildCardJack ID says that all of the doom mods are officially canon, so it wouldn’t be a stretch to say something like this could be canon as well
@Jack_Of_All_Trades7684 жыл бұрын
@@danrogo1107 wait the whole series is a mod?
@joshuamoncada4334 жыл бұрын
WildCardJack Yep
@JaxBlade4 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS THE MOST ADORABLE HORROR STORY You could ever Bless a Demon Baby with
@hycinth41294 жыл бұрын
@JaxBlade luv your content man
4 жыл бұрын
Whoa! It’s Jaxblade! Love your vids, man!
@airstrikegaming82634 жыл бұрын
Why are you here mr. Oliva?
@ToenVu4 жыл бұрын
“Bless” haha i think the correct word is curse
@ultidragonlord8874 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're here! A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
@makthemaniac12 жыл бұрын
Lucia: The doom slayer is just a myth, even if he did exist he wouldn’t harm y- *shotgun cocking* Doom Slayer: *RIP AND TEAR*
@lvolendrungl33624 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard: “In the first..” I got a huge smile on my face.
@lunatic-k52094 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed
@potatohead55594 жыл бұрын
Most definitely me too lol
@dylanmanley9353 жыл бұрын
Swmeeee
@roggerspider69643 жыл бұрын
Same
@tradepro1233 жыл бұрын
Same brudda
@999jussumguy4 жыл бұрын
The second I heard "In the first age" I immediately felt a smile spread on my face.
@sebastiangonzalez89744 жыл бұрын
When i saw "doot" in the front of the book i alredy know what history is
@grantdotjpg4 жыл бұрын
I knew by "in his ravenous hatred"
@SpittingSEA4 жыл бұрын
"Let's put a smile on that face."
@clamdove32924 жыл бұрын
i thought it was lotr for a bit
@furret76854 жыл бұрын
Yeah the instant I saw Doot on the cover I had a feeling of what the story was going to be.
@chimppimpin4204 жыл бұрын
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.
@dontexistanymorewithin65344 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer *GASP* Zzz...
@Kewl_Kabewm4 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@Dr.Mortis4 жыл бұрын
Praise be to thee, Doom Slayer.
@blazermettro20594 жыл бұрын
Now now Mr Slayer, just remain calm and remember those anger management lessons you had with Charlie at the Hazbin Hotel.
@dontexistanymorewithin65344 жыл бұрын
blazer Mettro There is no calm- Wait, Charlie is a therapist-
@blahblahsaurus24584 ай бұрын
0:09 the way Lu's neck moves is a brilliant animating choice
@michaelchristidis86584 жыл бұрын
so are we going to ignore the fact that Lucia was holding a cup saying “mommy huge”?
@mr.dr.epiccool4 жыл бұрын
i think its best if we dont talk about it.
@Something_Disgusting4 жыл бұрын
He just saw all the questions from the previous two videos about Satina's parents' size difference... yeah it's best not to talk about it.
@CyberByte7774 жыл бұрын
She is huge
@milesprower61104 жыл бұрын
better not to mention it or weirdos like me will come .w. ... ... ... oh wait, too late~ c: *_DID SOMEBODY SAID "HUGE"?! OWO_*
@Planter84 жыл бұрын
Miles Prower “stop it get some help”
@brycevo4 жыл бұрын
Lucia is something else. On one hand, the most vile and evil being, on the other, a really good mom
@BowserKoopa14 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she hasn't been seen to do anything evil. But she is a demon so I guess technically that would automatically associate her with the forces of evil. Let's look at things from her perspective.... She has Dave, who she had sex with and conceived Satina. Based on what we saw from episode 1, he does not seem to be a deadbeat dad, although I'm sure Lucia definitely feels that he should be doing more. She also has a stressful job ruling Hell, which from what I gather, she'd rather be doing something else. Probably the only evil thing Lucia has probably done that we've seen or heard of is seducing Dave and starting a relationship with him, one that failed. But since she only has one child, I'm betting that she did not do this with any other men.
@azuretiger-kfpmarketingstr60184 жыл бұрын
"On one hand, the most vile and evil being" Bah! Heavenly propaganda. They're just jealous because we have better BBQ grillouts, lava powered hot springs, and wilder parties.
@smithiWerben4 жыл бұрын
And on the third hand DAMN BOEH SHE THICCCC
@Yipper644 жыл бұрын
and shes also REALLY HOT.
@frostwolf89943 жыл бұрын
Dave: Lucia why exactly is this Doomslayer guy in a storybook here in Hell? Lucia: Sit down Dave. I'm going to tell you the story of why you don't see my parents.
@thunderlord62503 жыл бұрын
Dave is the doom slayer that’s how he met lucia
@Osysseus52773 жыл бұрын
420th like
@chriswentz51973 жыл бұрын
@@thunderlord6250 ah,hdoom
@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass89493 жыл бұрын
@@chriswentz5197 HARBINGER DOOM you mean eh?
@captaincheezee12133 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus
@rougethebat68262 жыл бұрын
I love the gasp of fear Satina had only to instantly pass out, sleeping happily, its adorable
@tomasacevedo39324 жыл бұрын
How come nobody talks about the “ok” @ 0:27 its so wholesome Edit: Holy cow I haven’t had this many likes ever thank you guys so much. Jesus Christ pls help me
@GuninGames4 жыл бұрын
Ok ^.^
@dualblade144 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say! Ahhh, so cute
@da_vibe_dimension72414 жыл бұрын
0:24
@DereckLunar4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@andresguzman61404 жыл бұрын
Extremenly cute Ok
@RasenCore4 жыл бұрын
Lucia: "In the first age..." Me: "AIGHT HERE WE GO"
@ScorpionStrike73 жыл бұрын
0:20 I wish I had a relationship and mental well-being as strong as that stool.
@intensecatz45443 жыл бұрын
me too. me too.
@guillermoalcantara86083 жыл бұрын
Oooof
@hevillepeacefoot86473 жыл бұрын
I wish I was that stool
@ScorpionStrike73 жыл бұрын
@@hevillepeacefoot8647 Dave, is that u? 😆
@whiterabbit753 жыл бұрын
I know, right? Well, you know what Cave Johnson say, right? "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
@robocatssj3theofficial2 жыл бұрын
Lucia's opening a portal most likely to the overworld. Sarina is going to bed so it's likely nighttime. Whatever Lucia's doing, she probably doesn't want Satina around. i think i know what she was gonna do.
@bewilderbeestie4 ай бұрын
She's a parent, so... sleeping?
@Jimmy21064 жыл бұрын
" IN THE FIRST AGE-" Everyone who has played doom: **E1M1 KICKS IN** Edit: wow holy fuck
@fluxcptndavey43784 жыл бұрын
Where's Gun Man?
@Tau...4 жыл бұрын
YOU!
@Alphavertone4 жыл бұрын
Once I was told that there is no text with sound, but now I've changed my mind
@GatorBoyXD4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@ethejumper65684 жыл бұрын
Doomslayer: I have the high ground Sword Man: High Ground, schmy Ground. You're allready dead.
@Dr.DingDongg4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: big scary lady explains the plot of doom to her daughter
@kerobop4 жыл бұрын
*mommy huge
@Phatboy-rv2oz4 жыл бұрын
I would say big milkies but no
@ShafiqYoutube814 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Imjustpretend4 жыл бұрын
@@kerobop the mug says it XD
@zaid9814 жыл бұрын
666 likes...
@moyo89543 жыл бұрын
Me: Awwww, she's gonna read a bedtime story for Satina. Lucia: In the first age, in the first battle... Me: Hold on a second...
@45636093 жыл бұрын
lol
@karelpgbr3 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, I know that from somewhere
@crewmate62373 жыл бұрын
*Doom music comes in*
@Techpriest_Skitarii49353 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: sound familiar
@Noone244842 жыл бұрын
I'm like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right"
@The_evil_accountant Жыл бұрын
Nighty nighty DON'T LET THE DOOMSLAYER BITE!
@bernaldsolano4 жыл бұрын
I love how Satina is getting traumatized and shit, and then she justs falls asleep...
@billiousbob4 жыл бұрын
She fell asleep due to overload of terror.
@ellienugent31204 жыл бұрын
Or she fell asleep to make her stop
@bastionwaterdrop5594 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t tell what I liked most. The animation or that she was telling her kid about one angry boy
@OMalleyTheMaggot4 жыл бұрын
THE angry boy
@Dinomatrix214 жыл бұрын
@Khali Mccoy That story is literally the opening for Doom Eternal. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hn6ch4aMjZyXrpo You can see Doom playing in the background as she reads it... Also, see how the book is called Doot? That's a Doom meme. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nquzoYp_o6achck
@richardo4904 жыл бұрын
@@Dinomatrix21 At this point Doom has become mainstream once more. She is trolling or is just a tumblr girl who doesn't even know what the fuck Doom is.
@bastionwaterdrop5594 жыл бұрын
OMalleyTheMaggot yes. THE angry boy
@Dinomatrix214 жыл бұрын
@@thewhiterabbit133 He killed all the demons on mars, then went to hell to close the portal. When he got back, the demons had invaded Earth, so he went there to kill more demons and found out they'd killed his pet bunny, which made the demon slaying more personal. After repelling the invasion, he went to hell and decided to stay there to kill demons forever to make sure it never happened again (the path of perpetual torment). After that I think he got picked up by the Night Sentinels, got their training and went on to kill more demons before getting imprisoned, for like, a long ass time, leading to Doom 2016 and then Doom: Eternal.
@sharkdarkz4 жыл бұрын
That doom reference was actually pretty great
@MattNotFat2 жыл бұрын
the slayer's testament is in a book titled "DOOT". The accuracy is excellent.
@MeanManAntunez4 жыл бұрын
When that demon woman starts reading the first slayers testament word for word: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
@darkassassin85064 жыл бұрын
D47_R34P3R ikr and that Demon women's her mother btw
@MeanManAntunez4 жыл бұрын
I could figure that one out, but thanks tho
@AymenZero4 жыл бұрын
She has a name Stop calling her "demon woman"
@daphnehanson79594 жыл бұрын
@@AymenZero ok human person
@AymenZero4 жыл бұрын
@@daphnehanson7959 ok cringey furry person
@casualskeleton35894 жыл бұрын
“THOSE THAT TASTED THE BITE IF HIS BLADE NAMED HIM *T H E D O O M S L A Y E R*” My brain: heavy metal Satina: nap time
@carterjeremy894 жыл бұрын
I started to hear Doom 64 theme lol
@fareez82484 жыл бұрын
I sense him
@loganh46424 жыл бұрын
Both are acceptable
@jimboydejuan78694 жыл бұрын
Shit DOOM SLAYER IS Coming!
@ethejumper65684 жыл бұрын
Every Copy of Doom 64 is personalized
@SavageRush0123 жыл бұрын
I love how a Demon mother reads to her half demon daughter a story about the Doomslayer. Wouldn't he be their Boogeyman?
@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE3 жыл бұрын
I think scary stories are bedtime stories for demons.
@SavageRush0123 жыл бұрын
@@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE The Doomslayer was demonkind's "he who shall not be named." His name alone struck fear into the hearts of the highest tiers of demons. He horrified them so much they trapped him in a magically sealed tomb in hell and put him in a comatose state, then put barons on guard duty to keep him from escaping if he ever woke up. They failed obviously.
@petergant87673 жыл бұрын
That's kinda the point, I think, to tell your little monster, a spooky story, at bedtime.
@hobomike69353 жыл бұрын
I sleep better at night knowing that as scary as demons are, they're afraid themselves haha :D
@ArcticGoat3 жыл бұрын
I - 0-0
@dapperdino59679 ай бұрын
I've been wanting to read this to my niece before she's old enough to understand what I'm saying (she's 1.) When they visited for Christmas and my sister started reading Christmas books to her, I asked her to read it to her and she obliged. Everyone else was so confused, even my niece noticed something was off 😂
@malcolmalone96064 жыл бұрын
"Mommy there is a doomslayer under my bed..." "Nonsense my child go to sleep my sweet demon" *Metal music starts*
@JordanWheeler19994 жыл бұрын
John wick: please dont....
@ryleejam4 жыл бұрын
Doom Slayer puts her teddy bear back on the bed: you drop this *goes back under the bed*
@jimboydejuan78694 жыл бұрын
DOOM SLAYER IS COMING FOR YOU SATINA....
@lordgaroro4 жыл бұрын
@@jimboydejuan7869 no, doomslayer on kills bad demons
@jery33854 жыл бұрын
*Industrial djent starts playing*
@beshmodir49784 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, thats a Story i would read my Children when i have some.
@jonaldjodonald18884 жыл бұрын
if
@Roeclean4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@emilyolsen67774 жыл бұрын
Same, god my kids would end up so messed up
@sharpexo4 жыл бұрын
You would be the best parent (in a sarcastic tone)
@moxxy86264 жыл бұрын
Your kids are gonna grow up to be horrible :>
@mr3rr0r154 жыл бұрын
"in the first age, in the first battle..." Me: *RIP AND TEAR INSENSITIVITYS*
@ralek5924 жыл бұрын
U mean intensifies?
@aubergineman76544 жыл бұрын
Child murder INSENSITIVITYS
@ejbvides46254 жыл бұрын
@@ralek592 no insensitivity
@sarcasm96184 жыл бұрын
How old are you?
@hermark4 жыл бұрын
666th like
@otterpxpalt55912 жыл бұрын
"wait wait wait!" *shuffles around* "ok" THAT WAS SO CUTE AND INNOCENT I CANT
@FUCKDTruckLovrr4 жыл бұрын
For those that want to read the entire story that she couldn't hear before she fell asleep. Here it is. In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer. Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before. And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm. he age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting. None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed. And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void. Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
@yunglil94974 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@misterdewott87664 жыл бұрын
That's the Doomslayer: Extended Edition. You have to pay extra for the rest of the books.
@FUCKDTruckLovrr4 жыл бұрын
@@misterdewott8766 Alrighty then
@adaavila63804 жыл бұрын
How long did it take u to write that??
@FUCKDTruckLovrr4 жыл бұрын
@@adaavila6380 "Good Question"
@phoenix-kingz4 жыл бұрын
Demons: doomsayer isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Doom slayer: oh boy! It’s 3AM, time for RIP N TEAR
@interopsty4 жыл бұрын
i am legit commenting at 3:32 am
@ethejumper65684 жыл бұрын
#StayCalm
@natsudragneel95544 жыл бұрын
Until it is done
@mypictureisatoygunlol85524 жыл бұрын
You said doomsayer the first time
@jacquelinemagana5034 жыл бұрын
@@interopsty Jajaja x2, now Is 3:08 am 😂🤧❤️
@finalbossjosh32074 жыл бұрын
Here I am, thinking this is going to be adorable, then the moment she said - "In the first age, in the first battle" - I stood up and couldn't contain my geek freak out. Gotta love a good bedtime story.
@TheDuke90004 жыл бұрын
yes man im with you
@darklordgamer85654 жыл бұрын
When I heard in the first age as well i flipped my shit, I knew they had to be doom nerds
@TheDuke90004 жыл бұрын
@@darklordgamer8565 heck yeah MAN
@hippy2822 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a parent who even does "the voices" without being asked
@chasecrawford87264 жыл бұрын
Satina: Can you sing me a lullaby? Lucia: of course. *dorime-*
Nah she would play Reign of Darkness by Thy Art Is Murder. BTW yes i am true hardcore Metalhead.
@Akatuski20004 жыл бұрын
Interimo adapare dorime
@nooteningus4 жыл бұрын
Satina: "Can you read me a bedtime story?" Lucia: "In the first age..." Me: "Wha-" Lucia: "In the first battle..." Me: "Oh my god, it's happening! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!"
@danhelsting63084 жыл бұрын
Calm the f**k down! I SAID CALM THE F**K DOWN!
@halogunner02954 жыл бұрын
Wait what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO! WHATS THE PROCEDURE!!
@danhelsting63084 жыл бұрын
@@halogunner0295 (fires gun into the air) - DON'T PANIC!
@MasterCrunchips4 жыл бұрын
@@danhelsting6308 (Loads BFG) I'M NOT PANICKING! YOU ARE PANICKING!
@danhelsting63084 жыл бұрын
@@MasterCrunchips (Punches in nuclear launch codes) NO, YOU'RE PANICKING!
@Trailing-Feathers4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Lucy have actual mother tendencies when she admired Satina is heartwarming! Everyone in the team did a fantastic job this was extremely pleasant to watch!!! The movements and expressions and detail was astounding!!!!
@abigio13 жыл бұрын
this series heavily relies on sound affects, stereotypes, and DOOM to exist, I love it.
@golgolt01473 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: ''Dave is the DoomSlayer!!!!'' but he lost his memories... only Lucia knows
@kacperbim89483 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: dave is the doomguy but he got fired
@chocobroodje3 жыл бұрын
AND THE PLOT THICKENSSSSS
@urandaleo74953 жыл бұрын
Doom's Layer*
@SatireDepartment3 жыл бұрын
He was the original doomguy but he fucked a demon instead
@kacperbim89483 жыл бұрын
@@SatireDepartment well now i cant sleep thx
@YourBoiBread4 жыл бұрын
The fact she's reading her the story of the doom Slayer is perfect.
@isaiahbates60964 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought I was the only one who noticed
@gorefeind51584 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahbates6096 have you not seen the other comments
@isaiahbates60964 жыл бұрын
@@gorefeind5158 I did after I read yours and replied
@Izanagi400004 жыл бұрын
The fact the Doomslayer is wandering around in this universe warms my heart
@jacquelinemagana5034 жыл бұрын
Ikr🤧❤️❤️
@jonie18524 жыл бұрын
Why? Do you want satina to get murdered by Doomslayer?
@bronyprevedus17244 жыл бұрын
Where Hell - there's will be Doomslayer. And that's all because Hell messed up with Blazcowicz family, last member of that Doomslayer is
@bored_person4 жыл бұрын
@@z3rog4mer84 Doesn't Doom take place on mars? Would mars have it's own hell?