SATINA WANTS MERCH (Sharkrobot Commercial Short)

[@gabbo7101]

Everyone here be simping over the Lucia body pillow, but I just want the life size statue of Dave

[@makotonaegi715]

The real gamers need dave statue and gromit mug, then we'll get inner peace

[@krewstudios3467]

I just wanna see the satina plush.

[@MadFatGuy]

Nah, the Lucia body pillow is the best option

[@Alexi0s]

and it needs to be gold

[@mboe_youtube]

And I just want the Satina plush

[@toefairy4302]

I thought he was going to say “are you winning daughter”

[@clipboard.]

Same

[@_The_Dumbass_]

Same

[@tgc_-369_]

Me too I though soo

[@disricardo-9299]

would be cheesy as heck

[@Scrap_Hat9923]

We need a shirt of that

[@greenknight9000]

"Lucia Bodypillow" *_T H E Y K N O W_*

[@mrcocoloco7200]

Uh oh...

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

Oi Josuke

[@diegos2063]

*7 w 7*

[@cortster12]

She was drawn that way intentionally~

[@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274]

i dont need it i definitely dont need it......I NEED IT

[@joe-fy4sn]

"a Lucia body pillow" excuse me, where's the Dave body pillow?

[@arctic_shadow578]

Life size satina plushie

[@RealIjichiNijika]

My Man's got a point

[@arctic_shadow578]

@Loafu Draws I mean if a tsunami occurs I'd ride her o god that came out wrong xd

[@darkzeno7910]

u gay !!!!

[@kanladasorrell]

We both have butter in our name!!! ;0

[@TheMessiahofGamesMJDevilDog]

The Internet: Tall Vampie Lady. Me: Giant Demon Mommy.

[@craftynest3435]

Big mommy milkers

[@sleepygameryt2717]

I feel like you're talking about Resident Evil 8

[@TheMessiahofGamesMJDevilDog]

@@sleepygameryt2717 I am.

[@sleepygameryt2717]

@@TheMessiahofGamesMJDevilDog 🙌

[@bingos1383]

Y E S

[@chaffXgrenade]

yo, you can't just say "Lucia body pillow" like it's normal YOU'VE OPENED THE FLOODGATES

[@Crusader316]

Im intrested

[@azomrade5518]

I'll sacrifice my Credit card for that...

[@EvanIsKindaGood]

I guess I go broke

[@doom7ish]

Oh no. They coming.

[@jarvis6253]

S I M P came flooding in my mind when I heard that

[@JaxBlade]

A Lucia Body Pil- *Signing in credit card information*

[@mrcocoloco7200]

👉👉 My man!

[@cheezeman8472]

Who wouldn't want a Lucia body pillow?

[@adrianrojas2750]

A WHAT?! ... goodbye credit cards, we knew being clear of debt wouldn't last

[@TheColddogs]

Im in

[@diegos2063]

7w7

[@myles7453]

Won't be suprised if requests for a Lucia Body pillow, actually makes the thing happen

[@ants7279]

It must come true we need this man

[@Gamer88334]

@Reaper Leviathan Or the power of laziness, as seen in a fail in Completing the Mission.

[@ants7279]

Yes Lucia Body pillow will happen the shade has forcen it

[@ants7279]

Yes Lucia Body pillow will happen the shade has forcen it .

[@Moralityoverconsistency]

@@ants7279 I- I don't

[@joshmatzner9332]

I love how she used Christmas lights instead of candles. That.. that is adorable.

[@JavierEscuella1911]

and there was a bottle of hot sauce next to her

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Or a very subtle Stranger Things reference

[@commandermicrowave4905]

@@JavierEscuella1911 she needed somethin to drink

[@marianovallejo3107]

@@commandermicrowave4905 3 Best Hell Cartoon Web Series. 1.Satina. 2.Helluva Boss. 3.Hazbin Hotel.

[@commandermicrowave4905]

@@marianovallejo3107 waht

[@marklloyd110]

“A Lucia Body Pillow” *That would be big.*

[@arctic_shadow578]

Good for sinking ships

[@hellfactory3739]

Would it be the size of the mattress?

[@stupidmemes4u2see59]

Quite literally

[@makotonaegi715]

I could use it to store my live sized statue of dave

[@HeilRay]

@@hellfactory3739 ITd be the size of a small house at least.

[@Kskillz2]

This channel has come far...

[@oliverhuaracha9603]

Ikr

[@bludgeon1081]

Yep, real quick

[@natrat4044]

Indeed

[@bebopganymede]

Definitely. I love seeing animators progress.

[@piemanpeek2357]

And I love to see it keep going

[@fev8413]

Comments: 99% Lucia body pillow 1% More Lucia body pillow

[@N8Toons]

🗿

[@reshzy3807]

🗿

[@toceeno874]

@@N8Toons yo Angelo

[@ethejumper6568]

Thats really Sus

[@makaistation]

well, i guess they know what to do now

[@yzer9975]

"Lucia body pillow" And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying "Come and see."

[@Crazylom]

Question. Can you order one the actual size of Lucia? Or it just has such option for a joke?

[@The_13th_Hussar]

And I saw, and behold a white horse.

[@captainmorgan2165]

@@The_13th_Hussar and hell followed with him

[@JeromeProductions]

💀💀

[@noob_saibotxx5886]

“Lucia body pillow” YOURE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

[@darkzeno7910]

i got a hole in the pillow for every night!!!!

[@tako9329]

@@darkzeno7910 ...

[@darkzeno7910]

@Ǥⱥchⱥ Cøøkie i mean lots of them......

[@Lemon-fj8zy]

Don't.

[@darkzeno7910]

@@Lemon-fj8zy it's a terrible holey mistake

[@acorneroftheinternet4179]

Everyone's freaking out about the potential body pillow and I'm just over here replaying poor Dave's balls being crushed with the might of Zeus over and over

[@Zeus_Tech]

i do

[@sengiko]

I want the “A Dad” mug, so that I can save it for myself when I have children

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Which they'll be demons either way so :D

[@TidalFang]

Something i wont ever get- Oh wait.... Bad thing not good....

[@grayeaglej]

Thats the Spirit! :D

[@somechannelguy]

A Child

[@Jpx0999]

@@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 kids are ALREADY little demons... they can evolve to 2 forms,demons or teenagers idk what is the worst

[@Scrap_Hat9923]

A satina talking doll that says "I cRaVe MeRcHaNdIcE fAtHeR"

[@Anarch_E]

This is the only comment I can find that's not about the body pillow.

[@Scrap_Hat9923]

@@Anarch_E i fell happy now

[@cmcphotography1]

@@Anarch_E Corpse pillow

[@loanswashere.]

Pillow pillow

[@BrokenXDI]

I'd buy it

[@ChewyTabs]

"Lucia body pillow" Someone knows their audience

[@merchant3899]

The neck beards are coming

[@korvasterindar9672]

Yeah, that and the question/suggestion they wrote on that paper "how did dave and lucia have sex?"

[@BELURATBEASTS]

@@korvasterindar9672 they never want to explain that nightmare

[@korvasterindar9672]

@@BELURATBEASTS But I wanna seeee

[@BELURATBEASTS]

@@korvasterindar9672 if you want to see go to rule 34

[@cold_static]

I appreciate how the mug is the only thing 3D-thing in this animation, and that you somehow got Stephen Hawking back from the dead to voice a single line for you.

[@Sapphire158]

I just like the fact that one of the shirts is satina riding a cacodemon Edit: why dose this comment have 149 likes thx

[@doomslayer1101]

Yeah she stole that cacodemon from me

[@Sapphire158]

Oh and Roblox arsenal stole your slayer cruisble

[@doomslayer1101]

So that's where it went

[@Sapphire158]

@@doomslayer1101 they re named it the end blade but they didn’t remove the mark of the beast

[@jay_killer3609]

i have a question how was satina born?

[@squidwont]

When she says body pillow Everyone: shut up and take my money!

[@Clipz_Artz]

Weebs: *This is epic*

[@mandalknight9930]

I L L. T A K E. Y O U R. E N T I R E. S T O C K!

[@squidwont]

@@mandalknight9930 You mean I’ve been using regularl Old anime body pillow to keep Company is going to be a revolutionary( oooooo!)

[@tajryanproductions]

I don’t care. I love it!

[@ethejumper6568]

Me: Im going to destroy Rule 34s whole Carrier

[@Magicwillnz]

What they said: "T-shirts, mugs, hoodies, plushies, maybe even a body pillow!" What we heard: "Body pillow."

[@Quickdrawingartist]

"We"? Who's "we"!? I crave a Satina plush.

[@V_Birb]

Is everybody gonna ignore the “How did Dave and Lucia have Se-“ Note?

[@aaazedo9460]

I've thought about that since the first satina video

[@dylanbeard7545]

Very carefully

[@someoneontheinternet40]

Literally was about to comment that lol

[@thebaneofhumanity.]

I think.. they did have s-- at all. Dave is so small then there's the mother-

[@lil_neon2210]

she just shoved him in there

[@faustus106]

The "A DAD =)" cup is my favorite

[@Bebsey]

I'm kicking myself that I meant to get one and now it's no longer there

[@pistolbobcat8988]

God the best thing in my opinion, is Dave's pauses. I love the timing in these

[@tropicpanda2466]

Lucia body Pillow has caught my interest

[@demon2hitman382]

Same but I’m not buying it because I have my limits

[@optimalbruh7991]

@@demon2hitman382 but we dont

[@Potato928]

I want to like this comment but it Has the perfect likes

[@LostSpectre496]

Nooooooo....don't even think about it

[@stoneheadphones600]

Same but I dont have limits, so 2

[@MadameHexus]

"Lucia body pillow" Dont do that. Dont give me hope.

[@Zarryon12]

I'm sorry i didn't give it to you sooner. No one did it, so i did!

[@otaikagetsu9340]

"Lucia Bodypillow" " My Mind Telling ME No!, but my body... MY BODY SAY YESSS!!! "

[@ricrdoalcl3537]

This is a great reference 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@momuka2658]

@@ricrdoalcl3537 what reference is that from?

[@fioitsonduty5397]

@@momuka2658 Pootis Engage Tf2

[@makotonaegi715]

Reject lucia body pillow, embrace dave statue

[@inciniumz4671]

"I have come for the THIGHS!"

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

"Lucia body pillow" You've opened up a door, and now, no one is safe

[@cy83rasf20]

I love the way she just "answered" our main question about the series!

[@SmirkyTrick]

Everyone is talking about the body pillow. I'm just surprised they didn't make a Satina plushie yet.

[@michaelkeha]

I WANT A PLUSHIE

[@bichimadorable9697]

Be happy there's no satina body pillow. Talking to you, you freaks!

[@blastvortex]

@@bichimadorable9697 Not young enough I guess.

[@kcrelax3330]

kinda weird considering the targeted demographic

[@tristanband4003]

@@blastvortex too short for a body pillow

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

"Lucia Body Pillow." Please, it won't be authentic unless it's an entire mattress.

[@BELURATBEASTS]

Ayyy

[@samuelgapijr7619]

Ayyy

[@jessiewuzhere123]

Ayyy

[@cheezeman8472]

Ayyy

[@BELURATBEASTS]

I guess I just started a cult

[@prestongiles9917]

Dave is so stressed out he never changes shirts, and now she's running up the credit card bill? ) lmao

[@CatherinePuce]

I guess Dave credit card was already full.

[@porobotboyxxx]

You say that like he’s gonna get his credit card back.🤔

[@CatherinePuce]

@@porobotboyxxx Well, if the demon shop want see its money it will have to return the card so he can pay the bill. Or Dave could always collect a new credit card. It is surprisingly easy to collect a lot of credit cards.

[@porobotboyxxx]

@@CatherinePuce Good point. Also the fact that a person can have multiple credit cards sounds like a red flag when you think about it.🤔

[@CatherinePuce]

@@porobotboyxxx It is a red flag but the economy is addict to grow. Even artificial one, so it will not change.

[@SpamorammA]

The comments on the Lucia body pillow pretty much summs up all my brain cells when I heard those words.

[@MikeNoob101]

My bet is that the Lucia pillow is gonna be incredibly T A L L

[@aubreyathame]

"a lucia body pillow" the fact they said this like a joke even though everyone knows that would disturbingly sell like hot cakes tho

[@arctic_shadow578]

I'd buy the entire stock

[@tristanband4003]

I'd want it to have a voice box where it belittles you every time you hug it.

[@yojaajme8945]

@@tristanband4003 im not weird but, i'll agree to this.

[@Phox-in-a-Box]

"Lucia body pillow" I know that was probably a joke, but when is that going to be in stock?

[@whatthepfpsays4234]

Ape

[@jasonvoorhees7119]

I’m buying the Lucia body pillow for sure

[@Brad-oo1ur]

It was probly a joke but who knows!?

[@wealthybone2990]

@@Brad-oo1ur if that cut image was posted there for a reason I doubt it wasn't a joke.

[@gummybear8679]

"Lucia body pillow" ...I will need a bigger bed for it

[@Toasteeei]

Lucia body pillo- Everyone: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@scokio9947]

"People said this is a joke , but we have the full intention of releasing a Lucia body pillow" Since they said that on the newgrounds interview , I was expecting this , and its epic

[@optimalbruh7991]

Pog

[@Basterd22021]

Welp

[@scokio9947]

Shoutout to the awesome people who comment on old comments My god, never thought this would have so many likes

[@someguythatplaysdestiny1993]

"Lucia Body Pillow" me : I'll take your entire stock

[@Casino354]

"Lucia Body Pillow" May God have mercy on our souls.

[@mr.randomtheguy5114]

We must pray, Reddit will come if we don’t pray

[@rivercrow5151]

God says no

[@archsteel7]

"Life Sized Statue of Dave" was small enough to fit in your hand Lucia isn't giant, Dave is just a tiny lil' man from a tiny lil' world. I can no longer be convinced otherwise.

[@Elliot_Crowley]

Dave: *Sees The ruler of hell Dave: That’s Uh... That’s kinda hot... *Pun possibly intended

[@dweebdraws]

OOH I HAVE AN IDEA how about a shirt or sticker of that face Lucia made when Satina ate the glass?

[@kittycub]

Why is no one talking about “life sized stature of Dave”

[@captainfluffy7232]

Just a fucking 5’8 clay statue.

[@whiterabbit75]

Because he's not Lucia. Duh. :P

[@urphakeandgey6308]

@@captainfluffy7232 RIP, my man Dave kind of short.

[@Red-Magic]

That was a clever joke. 10/10

[@Marinerthekod]

Everybody gangsta till Statue Dave starts speaking

[@TheAndyRoze]

Dave and satina are gonna be turned into a marketable plushie

[@BELURATBEASTS]

How the hell have you not been turned into a marketable plushy

[@sillypoopfartlopez4717]

Suggestion:how did dave and Lucia have se-EVERYBODY: B O D Y P I L L O W

[@Crazylom]

Me:........................................... Is there 1:1 to her actual size?

[@locust_slayer6112]

1:06 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[@jasonvoorhees7119]

Ah yes my second account

[@madcap3450]

Omg the mug just flying out of the portal 🤣 I love this channels sense of humor

[@incognitocommando9062]

Just one suggestion: Officially Licensed Satina Chef’s Knife.

[@darkjune0122]

Best drawing style, seriosly, I'm not joking!..

[@mrcocoloco7200]

That's good to hear man.

[@supersolis64gaming29]

Gun holster. I know the suggestion thing was probably a joke. But imagine.

[@lilthxlivey6662]

Thats the money market

[@supersolis64gaming29]

@@lilthxlivey6662 Yes, money is good. No money, no good. No good is bad. Bad is no money.

[@lilthxlivey6662]

@@supersolis64gaming29 This is the most logical explanation that makes complete sense

[@Gamer88334]

@@supersolis64gaming29 Capitalism in a nutshell. Still works better than Communism. Communism only works in theory.

[@royalpayn4089]

@@Gamer88334 Everything works in theory

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

"Lucia body pillow" I don't think I could fit the pillow through my door frame, I'm afraid.

[@shiny9690]

"I crave merchandise, father..." Mug: *Y E E T*

[@jacob9043]

The perfect father's day present doesn't exis- MUG THAT READS: A DAD (:

[@thegaster1344]

Theres not :) theres =)

[@stixandfloatingsoulfeather8816]

Hannah:A lucia body pillow- Dave: *Ill take your entire stock.*

[@user-rq4pr4wm1t]

Litarally any cartoon involving hell: *exists Hazbin Hotel: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@jenniflower6569]

Helluva Boss: Did Somebody Call Me? 👁👄👁

[@jay-yi9im]

So we just gonna forget about helluva boss

[@stormshadow7116]

@@jay-yi9im I mean, helluva boss is made by the same person. I don't think it's exactly in competition with Hazbin lol

[@sabaton5fdpfan066]

Nah Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are working in cahoots to take down all who oppose them

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Why does KZbin animation always focused on the demonic entities and goths? Very interesting to know.

[@davidstelbicki3629]

I would love to see statues of Satina, Dave, and Lucia statues. I totally would buy a set.

[@Sup3rAJ2]

Joke's on Hannah about the Lucia Body Pillow joke, Hannah had to draw it.

[@Pioxys]

0:26 I have a feeling Lucia the one who precisely threw that.

[@elocfreidon]

The Lucia body pillow won't fit in my room.

[@merchant3899]

Is it to small

[@Eldoofus]

@@merchant3899 Yes, the house is too small

[@merchant3899]

@@Eldoofus oof

[@mattstorm360]

Satina: I crave merchandise farther. KZbin: Hi grave merchandise father.

[@isaiasaguirre342]

"Lucia's Body Pill-" *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!*

[@conradmilligan]

"how did dave and lucia have se..." hannah your a comedic genius and i love you

[@dragonhearted7761]

Why would i want a lifesize statue of dave when i can buy a mirror

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Cause then the mirror won't shatter lol Jk your beautiful in your own way ^^

[@kt4124]

Is your baby mama THE Queen of Hell?

[@dragonhearted7761]

@@kt4124 can't tell if this a joke or not lmao

[@kt4124]

Dragonhearted77 so is that a yes or a no?

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@dragonhearted7761 come on man we're looking for an answer

[@chewycooking9013]

give your father the mug and he'll never know its a reference

[@reshirockzero4869]

Satina looks so proud of herself after being the indirect cause of Dave getting hit in the groin by a mug.

[@Mac-sx5eq]

legend has it that episode 2 is still being worked on

[@doppiosfrogphone2686]

I’m gonna cry this is beautiful

[@michaelpitter9193]

It was at that moment when they said "Lucia Body Pilow", they knew... they screwed up.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Family counseling for this family would be hell Yes I made a pun DEAL WITH IT **sassy pose**

[@Chungus_fungus7]

There's is a wall full of blood but nope credit card more importante

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Hey paying 18% tax on stuff and dealing with bank fraud is more scary then a bloody wall

[@sillypoopfartlopez4717]

I think it's hot sauce Becuse of the bottle

[@Chungus_fungus7]

@@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 😂😂

[@waldo5860]

Good ol’ Siracha

[@freizeitphase1878]

The mug seems like I have finally an option to buy my dad a present he deserves...

[@Zollee_Squirrel]

That suggestion box my favourite because after some time it being posted to a bigger moderation place when going trough even wider consideration.

[@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner]

The life-sized Dave implies that humans in this series are just really small and Lucia's size is comparable to most people

[@austinrimel1150]

Oh my god, you're right!

[@fangtheowl7834]

:sees merch: I mean it’s alright but I don’t see how tha- :sees Lucia body pillow and satina plushie: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jamiebhoy8]

Every demon gangsta until the doom guy shows up Satina: “ITS THE MAN FROM MY BED TIMES STORY!” Satina still gangsta though

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

Doom Guy: *Rages* Also Doom Guy: *Crushed by Gigantic Meaty Posterior*

[@commandermicrowave4905]

@@TheBlackAntagonist NO

[@daviddraws2534]

Hearing about the body pillow during NNN. "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."

[@bestdadoftheyear7181]

“Lucia body pillow” Me : ooh nic-wait what did you say....now you have my attention...

[@huskybucky1861]

Oh cool! Shirts and Mugs! I can’t wait till- *A body pillow what now?*

[@onestick8294]

Me: Ah the merchandise is probably gonna be bad becu- Me who sees the Lucia body pillow: I wIlL tAkE yOu'Re EnTiRe StOcK!

[@cmcphotography1]

Your*

[@purgat0rian]

Your*

[@bodybody5609]

I'm sickened with Lucina body pillow but curious

[@WarlockSkyglider]

Lucina is from Fire Emblem lol. Lucia, on the other hand, is FIRE.

[@Eldoofus]

Lucina Body Pillow would be accurate to her body in every proportion

[@Mariko2022]

maybe the bedtime story book Lucia read to satina? can't wait to read that to my future children :)

[@zaidpatthi1088]

"Lucia body pillow" Me: this is the way

[@RalenSharr]

I'm sad nobody is saying the "mommy huge" mug from Satina's bed time story

[@martanek1082]

😭😭😭😭

[@mr.randomtheguy5114]

Lol

[@chrisbj5251]

1:15 The eternal question this fandom have been asking since the beginning. Hannah: to the Trash! :D

[@bludgeon1081]

People are stupid for wanting an answer to that. That's the joke!

[@nerathechildoflight9974]

“HOW DID LUCIA AND DAVE HAVE SE-“

[@Skoopbooppoop]

He must be packing

[@michaelbecket4901]

Lol now EVERYONE wants that lucia bodypillow

[@GuerrillaPM]

Lol... I can honestly see Dave hugging and kissing a Lucia body pillow.

[@korwynze6288]

the handwritten note is what all of us would like to know thank you

[@justb9543]

I'll take that body pillow though.

[@DryCrystals]

"I cRRAve mErchanDice ffAtHEr-" Ok hear me out. I want a life size statue of Dave. For, reasons... . . . to hug, because I don't get hugs anymore doN'T juDgE me oK I'm LoNeLy-

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

*hugs* :3

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

+10 *moral support*

[@DryCrystals]

@@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 thank you kind person, I will now save this as a core memory and never forget it

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@DryCrystals ^^ Np Also I identify as a her ( trans) But I'm just glad I can make someone's day ^^

[@timeforamunch2616]

He still has the mug!

[@user-ro8jq3ej1y]

Needs 1. Food 2. Water 3. Satina pin

[@MarshallWolfMiller]

“How did Dave & Lucia have se-“ Actually yeah I’m very curious about that

[@chrisbj5251]

Finally an ad l can enjoy.

[@Crimson-kt7fd]

I'll spend the few dollars I have left for a Lucia body pillow

[@adrianrojas2750]

So, am I to believe that if I hit my junk with the mug, it will not shatter? I'm sold

[@K-ZY]

[Server] Nyankittycat54 died of laughter

[@Otherworldlystudios-e3m]

him : *BUY OUR CLOTHES* Me: ok seems normal

[@DB-kq8bg]

Do we have more episodes of this I love it