「 SatsuTen Crack ( 5 ) 」- “E-MO-TIONS”

[@SofieLoaf]

"Rachel Gardner, i will now test your soul." *rachel proceeds to murder everything* "What? No-"

[@booperdooper9762]

Lmao

[@ann-f5p]

Zack's and Eddie's argument literally gives me life. 😂

[@vii2773]

YOUR STUPID! (True)

[@oliverr_ch]

true! ;-;

[@macciamaboythefortnightpla9945]

I love the my ship has finally sailed is it wrong to ship them I know...

[@dawnbray8325]

THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

[@arespectfulsimp3563]

Wheeze

[@peachmilkk]

*We're all just here for Zack, aren't we?* This is the fandom in a nutshell.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Don’t forget the shameless shippers

[@ariv8763]

Mhm

[@Ghost_Berries]

Yep, That is completely true!!

[@krosey2312]

Yup

[@Ruru-vb1cn]

No I'm her cus I want the god dam memes 😸

[@littlemissrandom7744]

6:49 “Your the one who's getting all worked up because you've got such a *raging hard on* for *dead bodies* !!” “Now your getting *NASTY* ~!" “That's what *your mom* said!!” LMAO THESE SCRIPT WRITERS 😆😂

[@fyoratlover69]

those script writers tho...😂😂😂

[@barboreal]

6:41 is the calm before the storm

[@jeiya8749]

oH NOW I'M WATCHING THE DUB BECAUSE OF THIS

[@positrondecay4784]

No. thank. you. I guess I'm not watching the dub now.

[@kamehamae]

MAKNAE I DUNNOO

[@vii2773]

THATS WH A T Y O U R M O M S A I D-

[@userK77920]

Lmao zack made a your mom joke srsly bruh 😂😂

[@darby_draws5516]

zack making one of those jokes lmaooooo 😭

[@ireallyhadnousernameprepar6465]

JuSt Be QuIeT!!!!1!1!!!

[@potatoprsk]

THE DUB GOT ME SO ANGRY YET I LAUGHED. WHO SAYS THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID???? 6:41

[@The_Fairy_Tales_Always_Lie]

Zack

[@rhiaunas2167]

Kids at my school when they say I screwed your mom

[@manytinyspoons]

The dub is perfect what do you mean angry?

[@Emily-lc3mc]

Well he's Zach what do you expect from a stuiped and illiterate 20 something year old 😂

[@jazzmintanimations4842]

i laughed so bad at 8:17 because of the words quickly sliding of the screen and bcos its true that Zack was wheezing and laughing

[@kalithompson799]

Whoever disliked was LAUGHING so much they missed the like button😂😂 (can't stop rewatching)

[@emeralddragoness7441]

* button

[@kalithompson799]

@@emeralddragoness7441 thanks i did not see that

[@DANICHANDAYO]

Am I the only one who thinks that Zack's voice crack at 9:19 was cute im sorry

[@f1nn184]

Your not alone. I think its cute too

[@soba3409]

Bakugooooooes

[@deviltriggers]

here kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXzXdZ14m6embrM now listen to that with your eyes closed and bAm! you got more zack cracks lol

[@dancingcorpses]

yiss i agree ;0

[@irllylikegirls]

Same my dude

[@sher3605]

The doki doki music pissed off Zack

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

Probably

[@spooky6310]

I freaked out at the beginning

[@XxSagittariusxX]

XD

[@Rin2106]

9:20 I still can’t get over that voice crack tho 😂

[@oof-hk8fw]

Its cUteee

[@cherryrazz]

Ok but like can we talk about Keith's voice cracks

[@-deadPoet.]

*I c a n ‘ t b r e a t h e*

[@feariteiru7311]

Your cracks are the best 💗

[@nerdhouse1368]

Omg natsu!!!

[@Daelyah]

These cracks are precious and ironically keep my death wish at bay.

[@kermitthefrog8088]

That sounds wrong... lol

[@Caitlin-ic5to]

Eddie: Now your getting *NASTY* Zack: *THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID* Did anyone die of laughter when they heard this? Because I did

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

So did I

[@stealthpanther]

Yup

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Caitlin OwO yeah I did

[@audreybreon8964]

What I still don’t understand is if that old man was blind How did he know there was a kid in the car-

[@anirbasnoel649]

Maybe he can see blurry figures?

[@bailey2417]

I assume it was because there was a random car in the road that shouldn’t have been there, but that’s just what I think.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Audrey Breon and how did he write the letter

[@itz_koki]

@@updatedautopsyreport7358 not because he's blind that means he's illiterate. I think blind can write but idk

[@cupofrosetea6538]

Blind people can feel when someone's around them, but not what that person is doing.

[@4rs0n1sm]

6:48 ish Beautiful Lemme just 10/10 script writing

[@deviltriggers]

why is eddie’s “ _nasty~_ “ making me uncontrollably laugh lakskanksjaksj

[@ariv8763]

Episode nine breathed new life to me as well.. but it certainly didn’t to Zack..... 8.0

[@reynhacoezy5510]

LOL

[@aodforlife1447]

3:03 that moment when the Japanese is easier to read than the handwriting It basically says: I'm going to buy some delicious bread, please wait for me

[@feariteiru7311]

1:13 THIS IS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂

[@hannahmurphy5707]

It's the air horns, that's what did it!! Lol

[@minhcat6582]

yeahhhhhhhhhh

[@May-ob8oq]

Yeeah my third favorite

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

😂😂😂

[@alinazhao8180]

Water vs small zack

[@anirbasnoel649]

Old man killers: just give me a chance! Zack: WHAT ABOUT UNCLE BEN? DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE? 🔪

[@brianwagner7357]

6:04 got me dead i watched that bit like 9 times

[@sunbeam_piano]

At the end of episode 9 I was like NOOOOOOO IT'S OVER AGAIN AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEEEK.

[@morganfisher6100]

*and then I remember that my pediatrician’s name is Danny* *WELL GREAT*

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

I feel sad for you

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Morgan Fisher OH GOD NO

[@cutepinkyo]

2:10 this made me laugh more than I should 5:44 god damn it I'm still laughing at these

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

cute pinky I can’t stop laughing at 6:41

[@chocoalex-mi4yg]

1:14 NOOOO!!! ZAAAAACK!!! 1:36 *oooooooooooooof* 2:10 huh. Interesting 4:04 error 404: oof, oof, oof... 3:28 same reaction 4:43 [*] me everyday on vacations (why am i saying about vacations when they are ending...) 5:44 #SameEnergy 6:03 thats what i like xD 6:13 WHY IS THIS VOMIT NOT RAINBOW-- 6:28 emo-tions 6:40 nice dub owo 8:03 hah xD 8:17 that subtitles at the bottom makes it 9999℅ more funny 8:26 OMG RACHEL FINALLY FEEL EMO-TIONS MOM GET THE CAMERA--- 9:16 uh-um... Dear, Danny... U look pretty... But... I don't like you and no one will xD 9:45 Danny: hah u got trolled bitches And no, five episodes are not enough

[@daniellav2226]

Amaizing dude :v

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

Agreed

[@cyrilj3743]

is it bad that when little zack pointed the knife at the guy and he fell over i… kinda wanted him to fall into the fire and burn??? …actually, nah. it ain't bad. guy killed zack's almost-grandpa-caretaker.

[@Patrick-so2ek]

IM I. MY. MUMS CAR BROOM BROOM , GET OUT MY CAR, OHH

[@kalithompson799]

Yeesss thank you this makes waiting for next ep less depressing

[@jaslynn3374]

I have depression 5.774884 seconds after seeing the episode.

[@kalithompson799]

@@jaslynn3374 thats why i rewatch all of them all day everyday so I don't die of depprison

[@audicastro6459]

Me hears zacks voice crack 9:17 *Dies of cuteness*

[@coverologist4027]

And then we meet Danny , the biggest anime troll.

[@yoshifan2241]

“now you’re getting nasty” “that’s what your mum said” This is why Zack is one of the best anime characters to exist 😂

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Nerdy Yoshi Gaming ikr??

[@jellybean7765]

I just woke up and saw my notifications I have never clicked on something so *q u i c k l y* oof

[@Nvaehlo]

"WAKE UP!" *Seriously everybody*

[@nachos6581]

Zack’s smile in the beginning of episode 7 (before he is dying and stuff ) is SO pure! You know, when RACHEL SMILES BACK?!?!?

[@littlecherryartist]

*repeatedly pauses to read text*

[@myrutochan3028]

*YOUR COMMENT NEEDS 100+ LIKES*

[@littlecherryartist]

@@myrutochan3028 lmao thx

[@Y00rei]

4:57 Why did i started to laugh 😂

[@asahi7627]

I died at "your so f*cking precious when you smile" XD and " That's what your mom said!" XD Zack did you just say that XD

[@riannawilbanks1573]

I don't think I should have laughed so hard at 9:40 tbh, but oh well. I'm literally dying. at 1 am. Oh well. Thank you.

[@sylveonumbreon6090]

I Just Need an entire Au where Zack grew up with the old man as a father figure Someone please make It real

[@Daelyah]

Zack: *raises knife* Markiplier: HELP! I'M BEING ATTACC BY SMOL CHILD! ...also...the DDLC and Kuroshitsuji music made my heart palpitate with joy...I want their music and SatsuTen's played at whatever funeral service I get...because I love this shit so much...

[@ricenoodle7368]

You better watch out, You better not cry, Im telling you why, cause Danny's gonna your peepers tonight.

[@peachtea7678]

I died at "You so fucking precious when you, Smile" cause I thought it would be the pure one but it's the smile when you know you about to die. I laughed, good one!!

[@noulakellami642]

6:41 So bootiful.DAT FIGHTING FOR RAY!!!! IN MY MIND:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF

[@Zen-fj5iy]

"What was that noise?" OI KEITH HI HELLO

[@Ghost_Berries]

I should've said this sooner but, The thats what your mom said is the highlight of my days whenever I hear it XDD

[@susiewolf4318]

"Trololololololol..." I can't with Danny 😂😂

[@lightworkereryn226]

The Markiplier ones may or may not have made me have to gasp for breath as I almost died from air loss due to all the laughing

[@Asterisk_babyZax]

1:14- " I'm the terrible person who busted out laughing at this scene" Me: I'm also the terrible person who busted out laughing to the point my dad thought someone else was making me laugh R.I.P both me and Sasaria, hopefully we not on Zach's death list XD

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

Same with me😂😂😂

[@bladebunny694]

27 stab wounds didn't want to leave him a chance Detoirt become human reference

[@cristalat101]

It's not Your reality it's THE TITLE THEME

[@titties3318]

Hi toby

[@yuliywy05]

Hi Toby😂😂

[@ybcb429]

ok but like whatever happened to the old dudes cat

[@bouilliiie]

6:41 That part kills me I don't know why x'D

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Miruuu it’s literally the best part of the dub

[@benlenguermeriem3067]

am i a bad person because i cried of laughing !?

[@shermanii_]

Just started it and it already made my day haha

[@ilvenus]

"Now you're getting N A S T Y" "ThAt's WhAt yOur mOm SaiD-"

[@C4Mcnace]

okay ngl, i love zack's dub voice

[@nopenonuhuh]

Every time I see Danny's tounge I get chills down my spine it just screams offender

[@Azuna_the_tuna]

“That what your mom would said” said Zack

[@happykiwi8407]

Dany a creeper who want ur peepers so stay away from him

[@max-bh2bk]

I had to keep pausing the video, cuz i were laughing so hard that my parents would get awake lol

[@valerieanimagus6230]

Is it me or is smol Zack adorable?

[@nerdhouse1368]

Your not the only one who thinks that trust me

[@dragononee_yt]

Sasaria: *shows Isaac’s past* Me: *cries* My mind: here we go again..

[@zackyboi9818]

That old man is basically Stan Lee. He appears then he does. Rip Stan Lee.

[@crescentmoonbyul5674]

Eddie: You’re getting nasty! Zack: That’s what your mom said! Me: ... HUUUUUUHHHH?!?!

[@zoe0id]

I thought he was going to live there

[@akiisayandere]

"That's what your mom said." Ooohh

[@Scratchie990]

You’re not the only one who actually cried at the old man

[@nicolemarie3018]

R.I.P Rachel's boots

[@Ashe-wv8fe]

6:03 You so f ing precious when you smi- oops nevermind

[@misakideath3980]

8:30 - 8:37 I cried of how funny it turned out😂😂

[@marko2204]

*i'm late* 5:14 Rachel is playing CS:GO XDD

[@adrianvillanueva3425]

*sees notification* GOD HAS SPOKEN!!

[@myrutochan3028]

This comment needs 1000+ likes :/

[@adrianvillanueva3425]

@@myrutochan3028 ha I wish ;w;

[@faythermayther8377]

*Wow, that ending really CUT me off guard* *So, don’t expect me to HANG around here for too long* *That opening caused me so much sadness, that I may have to DELETE it away!* *Im just glad I BEAT my brother to this video* ... *l i s t e n I t r i e d m y b e s t -*

[@dora-li8ve]

I need more of these lmaoo

[@PaarseKatten]

That guy has really good handwriting for a blind man, I can't even write that good.🤣😊

[@tokofukawa8744]

1:34 imagine if that was actually on the script. I prefer the oof to the scream.

[@alinazhao8180]

Oof

[@theweirdobish4108]

1:36 WTF I WASNT READY LOL

[@Sukunasgodwife]

6:49 Your the one who getting all worked up because youve go such a raging hard on for dead bodys Now your getting nasty~ Thats what your mom said Had me crying!!!!!

[@tiko5345]

I love Angles of death and this!?!OMG I love this

[@just1randomhooman667]

Who disliked this video !?!?!!!?!

[@fiddelstix888]

the two stranger dangers that called zack a creepy brat, *duh*

[@bloomiie3780]

Cathy Danny Eddie Who knows

[@Sucubby_xoxo]

@@bloomiie3780 i'm sure,Gray

[@kimberlyward5166]

Average_ Person Probably not Eddie but Cathy and Danny Fo’ Sure

[@bellen6065]

I love the thumbnail

[@PinaaaColaaa]

Jesus, Episode 8 was just heartbreaking

[@myrutochan3028]

1:36 *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF* 4:03 *OOF OOF OOF* 6:31 *E-M-O-T-I-O-N-$* "Kill me" -pewdiepie 2018 7:02meme ~HUH~tch....

[@s1eepyyy_]

Zack makes my hart go “DOKI DOKI” DoNT hate me pls

[@tanjagrba1206]

Am i the only one who thinks lil zack is cute.But when he was sleeping in the car i couldnt,hes so cute

[@brownie6380]

4:33 Does anyone else notice the tissues in the corner? OwO

[@justacommenterno.7700]

Lmao I love how I just realized the tissues just now XD

[@Ruru-vb1cn]

Is it just me or does ray get more emotional as the series gos on and Zack doesn't want to kill her for it ????? 😸

[@cosmicosmos_x]

*THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID* combined: Your mom AND that's what she said

[@togahimiko7798]

6:31 don't worry Zack we all have them and they are a shitty part of life.

[@cin9663]

I wish he re made all the episodes like this 10/10 would pay actual money for it

[@ceilphantomhive7431]

*The beginning just-made me ship them more*

[@samina151]

People being scared of small Zack just because he has a knife Me HES LITERALLY THIS SMALL KICK HIM YOU GOT A STICK H I T H I M

[@justacommenterno.7700]

Now that's where you realized the delinquents aren't that though in the first place 🤣

[@waitwut4018]

AHAHAHAAHAHAH WHEEZE WHEEZE HAH*WHEEZE*HAHAAH INHALE DAMN NEVER GET BORED OF HIS ENERGETIC LAUGH

[@xxitsaus_peepsxx9674]

Same here

[@cia_9960]

I should make a video of every time he says tch

[@zenosyx49]

Rachel really changed...and it make the story more interesting✨

[@vaniira3892]

Episode 9 Rachel is episode 1 Rachel.

[@Sayu_2256]

Me: Ah yes Louis Armstrong ☺️ *Next Justin Bieber's baby song plays* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 😫

[@danielle1538]

eddie: now ur getting nasty Zack:that what ur mom said so I went back to the anime just for that part

[@dra_aluxe]

tbh I only watch the dub because of Zack's lines xD it's like his lines in the game and that always cracks me up hahaha the last part killed me, I love your videos!! x3

[@mossybeewasteland]

Boil im not even a 90's kid and I even know that's dial up internet!

[@D4r14h]

I think i might pe tripping but the old man lowkey reminds me of Gray (the priest) You know, how gray has those eyes and the old man was blind or how the priest has a soft spot for zack