Saturday Morning News!

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[@deadsmiles7169]

"Death just means you've finished surviving" nothing but facts 💯

[@D4no00]

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[@chrisperrien7055]

RIP Steve Irwin and Fred Bear -look him up

[@CompendiumofLux]

The "I killed him" part reminds me of Death Note When Light starts questioning his own morality

[@alucardsantradideus267]

Exact same vibes! I like how you think, have a great day stranger!

[@sirraven_]

They had the same music type that deathnote had, so it def was a parody

[@SuperMichael996]

@@sirraven_ It's likely on purpose. :D

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Just commented the same thing, lol.

[@manishtripathy5156]

16:21 Did anyone noticed the painting above Harry pasted in upper prision bed....nice continuity detail

[@BreezieAussie]

This is the only reliable news source I trust other networks have too much “alternative facts “

[@saturnianrings3920]

The only other reliable source is the Onion.

[@dadawgdoin7467]

You guys forgot about Villager news

[@givememyragnorok400]

@@saturnianrings3920 I’ll

[@yungdsastar4392]

Don't forget Babylonbee

[@camwyn256]

​@@dadawgdoin7467 Save us, Testificus Man!

[@oofer_gamer_life3080]

26:15 "now hold on, uh, uh ,uh ,uh BITCH!" 😂😂😂

[@TheNicholle23]

The bird one always kills me. “Oh look a birds nest. That must be what the other two birds were flying towards….OH NO!”

[@LorriBaker-nq8rs]

The fact that this is inspired by an accidental bird termination by a pretty fast pitcher at a Mariners game... I think it was a dove..😂

[@TheNicholle23]

@@LorriBaker-nq8rs WHAT!? This was real!?

[@chickenfixn4439]

@@TheNicholle23Yes this actually happened, although only one bird not multiple

[@TheNicholle23]

@@chickenfixn4439 holy moly! Did the commentators say anything?

[@davidvondoom2853]

So happy to see Chip Chapley back again!

[@Dante-Balisk]

It's unfortunate they hadn't kept Chip Chapley as a weekly podcast series, do like how SNL does their weekly updates segment.

[@aul6883]

You're never too young to drink alcohol 🤣🤣I love Chip Chapley

[@rerite-oy4xu]

well, you're never too young to die so

[@n8orious699]

There was actually a bird that flew in front of a pitch once. 😂🤣

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

This is probably based on that...loosely of course.

[@greaser319]

"Women. Some people are one." was perfect

[@entertaintasticA]

The chips clips killed me laughing 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I just realized in the "I Killed Him" skit, when he's doing his thinking, it's supposed to be like when L or Light are inner-monologing in Death Note and has similar music 😂

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I think you guys just figured out how to get more viewership! I mean, it worked on me. I wasn't going to watch a compilation, but after watching some fresh Chip Chapley content, my mind was changed. And having a slice of new stuff every time I get bored is great, too! I like this new format!

[@pvic6959]

tbf i feel duped lol. this channel always is just reupping their old sketches. i always come excited thinking there is new stuff but only to find out theyve made ANOTHER compilation of shorts they had already included in countless other compilations lol. i guess this is expensive work but hey dont need to fool us into watching edit: ok at least some of these were new... I think lol

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@pvic6959 Sure, but remember that the KZbin algorithm is not very friendly to animators.

[@pvic6959]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness I know, but they can be more transparent about it. Its one thing to make it _look_ like a new short/video but its another to say "hey guys, heres a reupload of our favorite shorts" pretending to make new videos and ignore that theyve uploaded the exact same thing before is a decent way of getting a new, short term audience. But as a loooong time viewer, I feel ignored because it feels like "lol our audience is so dumb they just watch the same thing over and over and we get the views without needing to make any new content!!" Its the whole reason I stopped watching. I just came back because a video was recommended and the comments were saying that it feels like old C&H so i wanted to see what was up. If they really are making fully new shorts, that would be AMAZING

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@pvic6959 Well they are, the Chip Chapley videos contain at least a full short's worth of fresh animation each. But I fully agree with what you said. I want a compromise that supports both us fans as well as Explosm, but to have that, we need to keep talking about these things. =)

[@pvic6959]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness yeah I wasnt too upset with this video and parts 2 and 3. There were some repeats but some were new (or I just didnt remember them) I do agree with you though! The excitement of a brand new short was soo good!

[@bryanjones7082]

Just realized how hung the two lads in the finger trap skit are if they can fit an arm chair between them

[@matteofanari7291]

Honestly I think it’s one of the most wholesome skits of cyanide and happiness lol

[@qiuyingxiao2277]

I’ve always wondered where harry the handsome prisoner’s face bone went

[@benthecat4345]

Poor Jessie Weiserman, he got blamed for the deaths of 2 birds that flew into the way after he threw the ball as well as the crushing of eggs that the catcher should've seen much earlier or at least warned the pitcher about

[@ayanasells2347]

Chip Chapley is just the way of words

[@NightfallShadow]

Thanks for this most wonderful birthday gift!

[@dcutiepie9945]

happy birthday!!!

[@thedraftingax5963]

Happy Birthday!

[@user-ik6df2wk8m]

Ηappy birthday!!

[@matteoburatti6231]

29:00 Ahhhh memories Also i always thought luigi would be smarter and throw a stick with spikes into the pipe

[@HamsterWeirdness]

The BEST News channel out there!

[@user-rp5or1ik5l]

This should be a weekly thing

[@victorcharles27]

Niples one made me laugh 😂🤣😅

[@marshmallowenthusiast9032]

During “The badge” when all the guns were firing the sound they made as they were being loaded I got a jimmy johns commercial that somehow was timed perfectly after the second sound and sounded exactly like the sound the guns made

[@jommisalami]

I love this, it's like the Gumball news episodes on crack 😂

[@Galaxy12Gaming]

Thanks for putting in 38 minutes of animation work

[@MrBallsackMan]

"Now hold on uhh.. uh.. uh..uhhhh bitch" lmfao shuts perfect

[@darthsquid2107]

Just revoke the restraining order ffs. I think Bernard just wanted some action.

[@TheNonameHousehold]

I wish the real news could be like this, at least it'll be more entertaining. ~Tucker

[@PlamZarel]

Wikipedia

[@entertaintasticA]

My invisballs 😂

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Cyanide and happyness is allowed to recicle content because they always do great things anywais

[@sgwee]

The wide kerning kills 3 at slow reading contest joke got me and it's such a dumb joke.

[@Daiskken]

I MISSED CHIP, WE NEED HIM BACK A LOT MORE OFTEN

[@henchchiru1036]

Sadly they fired the voice actor and his wife earlier this year

[@stevendorsey4850]

@@henchchiru1036 they should bring them back for one last video, and do a skit about him training his replacement, and then just have the new guy be a character who got chip chapley's job

[@stevendorsey4850]

@@henchchiru1036 they could do all sorts of things to run with it. Have part of the video be him doing something that causes him to get fired. Have them introduce the guy he should be training, and have the rest of the video just be him passive aggressively training his replacement, and introducing things at the new character will do wrong that become part of his gags or something

[@henchchiru1036]

@@stevendorsey4850 unfortunately, from what I've gathered the 10+ year job and friendship with the c&h co-creators ended on a sour note. With Joel and his wife fired and understandably upset over the (seemingly sudden, to me anyway ) decision.

[@dmacsgameroom5625]

Thank you for the Saturday morning news

[@VinisntAcat]

The guy at around 2:30 should have evidence of him trying to make the robber not shoot the old man, showing that he in fact was defending the old man instead of trying to shoot him

[@negadoge]

Dante’s inferno: if I did my math right… the guy is leaving the slide at 32.1133 meters per second, DAMN The equation I used is V=G•P/T V = velocity G = 9.82 m/s squared P = Pitch of the turns T = total number of turns V=9.82•3 degrees/9 V= 96.34 • 3 = 289.02 / 9 = 32.1133 So the velocity of the exit would be 32.1133 meters per second or 71.83 miles per hour in freedom units.

[@yoloswagprobro8227]

That woman’s issue part is too real lmaooooo

[@entertaintasticA]

It only takes me one bear to get buzzed , I can’t remember if it’s the 9th or 10th-Drunk baby

[@Shadowsofthewolf]

11:38 had me rolling it sounds like the dupes from oxygen not included. guys planning on playing him like a guitar

[@mrinalrohilla2654]

The Death Note reference tho 💥

[@entertaintasticA]

Best way to start my morning

[@die2infinity101]

He's back? Well that's news to me

[@lifewitmir_]

the nipple one had me dead😭 11:32

[@AmaterasuCG]

26:14 😂😂😂😂😂 "Now hold on, uh,uh,uh,uhn BITCH!"

[@crazymetalheadgirl3685]

I teared up a little at that one.

[@45potato95]

That bro stuff, actually so wholesome

[@noah.blackwood]

Just. Cut. The finger trap!

[@theVictor-isVonDoom]

Scissors??? But that's lesbian bro they're not lesbians bro

[@davidplayz9971]

When you don’t get invited: my friends forgot to invite me

[@miguelcanoura9355]

Chip Chapley! one man army!

[@pepethefrog6809]

He won the little mister mustache contest? That's news to me..

[@TheBotwithabadname]

I like how Harry has a halo in his head hole and Cleafist not knowing dirt is dirty

[@sergentboucherie9813]

After Chip's trips, can we get Chip Strips?

[@amysanchez340]

We need more the of the news crew 😂😂😂😂❣️❣️❣️❣️

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

I like this way of packaging the shorts

[@megamudkip5913]

Might as well make it a thing to watch this on every satuday

[@S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.]

Thank you for giving me news on Saturday

[@dannybanks4640]

CHIP CHAPLEY IVE MISSED YOU!!!

[@EmmettDoyleDDR435]

Ted Bear is used to survive in the earth of the wild.

[@hpelican2097]

Cyanide and happiness brings me happiness

[@ComicalRealm]

Chip Chapley seems to be inspired by Ron Burgundy, right down to the mustache.

[@r.124]

very astute observation

[@gavinfox1678]

I know right haha

[@Ben10111]

Hey. It’s you again. Why do I see your comments every where ?

[@gavinfox1678]

I'm common

[@istandbymywords9350]

Brown Mario got me

[@AdamGontierIsMyHero3DG]

Remember if nintendo clzims this it's canon. 😂

[@entertaintasticA]

My Saturday got 500 times better

[@JacobL228]

That last part is some of the deepest shit I've ever heard, and I'm not even high.

[@MrTheanimekiller]

Never knew they would reference Knoxville Tennessee where I live o.o strange this place isn't that well known

[@dolphincrescent54]

Anyone else got that Chicken Run music reference in the prison short? It's Hilarious!

[@savaslazarus3970]

I love the beginning of the jail break episodes are total homage to CHICKEN RUN!!

[@NightmareEpicenter]

Love the homage to Chicken Run!

[@SuperMichael996]

The Lil' Dic's one was really good, too bad they cut it short intead of actually making it a series.

[@harmonynoelle5614]

This is the only news I need.

[@wyattswordoffun6463]

This is the only news I need

[@lintalyor6535]

Pls continue with news to me. Great work!

[@gregdavidl647]

Chip Chapley is back! Sweet!

[@Daiskken]

Not gonna lie, i thought this would be Chip intruducing each short as a "news story" It was still ok but it's a trully missed oportunity. Maybe next time

[@JOHNNYTUBEYT]

10:39 I thought he said “I dropped it on bird piss.”

[@entertaintasticA]

I learned so much today

[@henchchiru1036]

Too bad they fired Joel watson and his wife after the holidays earlier this year, there could have been more original chip chapley and several other recurring characters he did

[@Chemical_rae]

I had no idea they fired him. Although I should have noticed he hadn't been voicing lately..

[@TheeAugustCaesar]

Please bring back chip chapley!

[@LordRichard987]

Watching Saturday news on a Thursday

[@Siriuscantpvp]

6:30 totally on the catcher for that one

[@entertaintasticA]

You learn something new everyday..

[@caidenwick7714]

When it said “More after this.” I actually got an ad

[@marvinbanfield1745]

Why does Chip sound like John Batman?

[@kingdonut6675]

That one with the boxer was actually super cute.

[@rangerzero1767]

@3:35 this clip is........ awesome 😂😂

[@S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.]

6:35 this is comedy. Right here.

[@Darkeiko]

Ah, now I remember why the prison break music was so familiar. It's from Chicken Run! XD

[@vancouverviking4652]

What just happened at 3am This is amazingly awesome 👌

[@twom5592]

We need more lore on Soldavia!

[@entertaintasticA]

Best news channel!!!!

[@punchpacker5988]

I'd pay for a separate channel or webseries that is just Saturday Morning News.

[@derpygamer2142]

Chip chapley is back!

[@jaopedro4286]

Not gonna lie that's an very creative series idea 33:22

[@thegirlonpointe9866]

I knew literally every animation. I'm a true fan that just wasted 40 minutes haha

[@RCHCourierTV]

Bro the female boxer one is actually just so true XD

[@Bbals]

i hate everything

[@Bbals]

yea this comment just saying my emotions

[@rocwolfe2674]

KZbin waited til Sunday Morning to recommend me this video

[@DjOnD0pe]

did a lot of skipping but nice to see the return of chip

[@bfab1467]

Invisabill’s convict number is my student id

[@Hugllls1971]

OMG, I keep asking myself," did all of those baby megalomaniac's, die in the fire & his future self would've known he set them ablaze, right?" But, why, am, I?

[@storiedivitavera1518]

Yesss chip chapley

[@shohanahmedniloy9178]

The death note music and the narration! man!