Saturday Morning Scrublords - Fight of Gods

Forge of Gods' Balls Exposed.
(Also please don't judge us for our very accurate knowledge of Gods.)

[@sascachuhuan]

Pope francis is gonna tear through the competition when this game gets to EVO. He knows all the secret moves

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

Note to self: Getting on God's good side grants you sick Heat moves.

[@fudgegorilla]

Ironically, he mains Buddha.

[@apexalex13]

Drown in pools, nah... he be drowning in red wine by the time he is done with EVO

[@apexalex13]

Never mind, YOU CAN'T DROWN IN POOLS IF YOU WALK ON WATER

[@ColdNorth0628]

aa aa but you can drown in land.

[@SPerrigo123]

I never thought in all my life I'd hear the words "It's a Jesus mirror match." And have it be completely serious

[@NinjaBusCow]

It was pretty fun hearing that.

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

Who's the real Undertaker?

[@PoisonInc]

CROSS COUNTER. LITERALLY.

[@YouSoSpice]

YOU HAVE NO CHRISTIANITY

[@TheEel228]

I'M DONE lmfao.

[@rabobingayan9758]

BRUH

[@CapedJoel]

"I'm Back For The People" By Far my favorite biblical quote, you could put that on a million bumper stickers.

[@ericj4444]

Caped-Joel I didn't expect to see you here Joel.

[@EpitaphxOfxGungnir]

"I'm about to fuck a bitch up." A lesser known biblical quote as Jesus was breaking out of his cross to pimp slap a few heathens.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

"I'm back for the people." *A warning*

[@magnumbadguy9354]

The true people's champ.

[@E-Man5805]

I ' M B A C K !

[@mikaelolsson5791]

Moses doesn't have a command throw, he has a commandment throw. I'll see myself out...

[@jaffan6438]

😔

[@thelaughingrouge]

Moses versus Anubis... 100% lore accurate!

[@314epsilon]

immersive as fuck

[@cal0890]

314epsilon top immersion scientists were hired to make this game the ultimate god like experience

[@Famygdala]

No musical number though. I hope it's in the next installment.

[@ianduarte1992]

its true, my uncle is an imersion scientist

[@Kidbizzaro6]

THUS SAITH THE LORD

[@ghosthand3737]

Jesus is capable of godlike cross ups and wake up moves I see.

[@JulesJuno737]

"Jesus was a hacker. Look at that glitched out t-pose"

[@zaneseibert]

And don't forget that when he get's KO'ed with full meter he resurrects like Phoenix.

[@takezokimura2571]

Cross ups XD

[@ufofighter16]

Anubis is a strong counter-pick to Jesus; An Anti-Christ, if you will

[@guigondi7671]

whenever he go for a cross-up he always nails it.

[@technoskull]

"Veggietales was secretly about Christianity and suckered everyone in" Veggietales was pretty damn open about that from the get go. The first handful of episodes were just straight up adaptations of bible stories, everything included, god and all. If anything they've become significantly LESS religious as the years have gone on.

[@nerdyvids1]

Yeah, I have no idea how anyone could look at Veggietales and not immediately see it was all Christianity based.

[@770megaman]

Temeraire can't tell if sarcasm or legit?!

[@nerdyvids1]

Legit, there is often a segment at the beginning or end of an episode where Bob and Larry are on the countertop and get a letter from a kid talking about a problem they have. This then leads into the main film and then a lesson. More often then not they will explicitly mention the Bible or God, and they typically end an episode with "Remember: God made you special, and he loves you very much! Goodbye!" I was raised on Veggietales, I know all the lore.

[@PretentiousAdonis]

Temeraire I guess it can sucker in kids. How many cool kids want to watch jesus vegetables when they could watch something like dragon ball?

[@davidvillarrius6313]

technoskull Hit the nail on the head.

[@TraitorousTortoise]

This game has Amaterasu and MvCI does not. This game has an Arcade mode and SFV does not.

[@GanguroKonata]

And look where that got them, a better game with Mika's butt. Checkmate.

[@guigondi7671]

But they removed the butt slap...

[@GUNxSPECTRE]

Can't wait until TRUE VR and SFXVIII so I can suffocate and die under Mika's butt slam.

[@hiroprotagonest]

Love Taps I dunno man... I can immediately see Amaterasu in this game. Arcade Mode is right before my eyes too. I can't just see "better game" in SFV.

[@GanguroKonata]

Guilherme Gonçalves Dias but you can see all that tasty meat everywhere else

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Pat: JESUS SHIT CHRIST! Matt: Jesus can't help you against the Indonesian Gods. - Dreadout, Shitstorm 2

[@thelaughingrouge]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 dat's some good lore!

[@aesmor2922]

Minute?

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Dieqa Iskandar 5:18 into the Dreadout video.

[@Dlnew3]

Jesus can't cure your taste in waifus

[@XioniX17]

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[@chaffXgrenade]

"Buddha, Calm Down!" would be a great alternate title for this game

[@newguy574]

As a wise religious woman once said "you don't know what your messing with".

[@blackdragoncyrus]

But with proper grammar.

[@nikkovalidor4890]

Pistolhappyman i got jesus on my necklace

[@mortiferultimatus4173]

+Cyrus K "Y'all ain't be knowin' what yo be messin' with"

[@flyinggeneral]

"Chokin on my coke here."

[@BlaqueCzar]

Mortifer Ultimatus edgelord humor

[@CyricZ]

Jesus: I'm back to RISE!

[@RedBzerkr]

Back to FLOE!

[@heykenzo4284]

I'm a christian. And I seriously think that Jesus wouldn't mind playing this game. Heck, as far as I know, he might be here already and he might have played it already. But he wouldn't play as himself, he would only play as Buddha, and Buddha would only play as Jesus. Because they were roommates in the manga.

[@GanguroKonata]

I'd like to think my lord and savior would have better taste in fighters

[@eruno_]

It always baffled me that Buddha and Jesus are the main characters in that Japanese manga, like I get the Buddha, but why Jesus (only 1% of Japanese are Christians)? I seriously wanted to see my waifu Amaterasu instead.

[@heykenzo4284]

コイノ/ Koino Probably to get more attention outside of Japan. That would be a valid strategy in current society. The controversial topic is also really good for selling the main idea.

[@deciduous_reaper]

@@eruno_ I'm guessing your meaning Saint Young men

[@anvb5a1]

IF jesus existed, he would play king of fighters!

[@Nate-ik8cf]

I am now a devoted Christian after seeing Jesus Christ performing sick kombos and counters.

[@hiroprotagonest]

>Kombos with a K >Counters with a C Heathen.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

There is no more Fisticuffs. Only Scrubgods

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu And fighting who gets to be Jesus.

[@0rriAndroid]

Remember that time Jesus pulled himself off the cross and beat the shit out of Zeus?

[@ghostfear2011]

Richter The D "My children, you should know something: I'm packing."

[@thunderphoenix440]

How could I forget? I was there, I was eating popcorn and dates.

[@Samuelrt5]

AfroMetalMizu Scrubs: Gods Among Us

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

Guan Dong is the diefic version of Guan Yu who was such a badass general he became the god of war

[@eruno_]

It's common in Asia for people who achieved great deeds to become gods in literal sense.

[@gyrobasel]

Kim Jong Un is the modern-day evidence of that

[@enoncenotev2829]

Having a beard game so strong it became one of his many honorific titles certainly didn't hurt, either.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Guandong? Sure you don't mean Kanto?

[@ryanwebster4802]

CorazonFeathers z

[@unclebayou53]

Jesus needs an MKX variant system: Catholic Protestant Grenada

[@TheWaverunners]

Grenada Jesus Victory Quote: "Ah''m coming back!"

[@enoncenotev2829]

Or a Groove System. "Grenada Groove" has a nice ring to it.

[@flyinggeneral]

Maybe Jesus has a move called "Avoiding the cutlass" when using Grenada.

[@ManFromTheFizz]

Ahhahah all the different demoniations are his different outfits XD

[@arcadedomination8006]

"I have come to punish you for the evils of premarital sex!"

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

At the bottom of the barrel, one can expect to *BECOME AS GODS.*

[@0rriAndroid]

Can we get Arksys to make a fighting game comprised of Platinum protagonists?

[@julie-suechidna9658]

This went beyond the bottom of the barrel into another dimension entirely.

[@SlayerOfKleiners]

They've run out of barrels to dig to the bottom of. Ergo, *THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.*

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio *traumatic memories of Emil start playing in head*

[@zo0bit]

Any Platinum character fighting game better come with a playable Father Servo.

[@DrButthugger]

Buddha just throwing out those jutsu's with wild abandon.

[@edowardoh]

BANNED IN MALAYSIA

[@PollyGlodd]

The Steam is blocked there because of this game.

[@edowardoh]

PollyGlodd how else are the Malaysians gonna play as JESUS?

[@purvdragon-sensei]

PollyGlodd Like the entire thing? What the hell.

[@PollyGlodd]

Yep. The entire fucking service bc of one game.

[@edowardoh]

I guess Fight of Gods failed to take down the Malaysian e-sports scene

[@Oktulp21]

"The entire New Testement is trash"- Woolie "Yeah, its fan fiction." - Pat

[@n-aera]

damn yews

[@u-tone1997]

Totally make my day

[@nikkovalidor4890]

The Torah was the original work The bible was fanfiction The kuran was fanfiction but they found the bible not hardcore enough

[@jimbob5026]

I would of preferred if Jacob would have been the rep from the Bible literary universe, as he's a legacy character with an established move list. What can this game really achieve without fan favorite moves like "angel off the top rope" and the "Jacob's Ladder" flying, spinning piledriver. While I support including new characters like Jesus, sometimes the original world warriors are what crossovers really need.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Jim Bob honestly, a lot of the Bible dudes need some fighting game rep, Samson is a good pick.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Nah man, should've gone with Elijah. Summon Crow combos, and meteor drops, and his super involves him jumping on his flaming wind chariot and running his enemy over.

[@Gackra]

Y'all can keep sleeping on David if you want to. He CANONICALLY defeated one of the strongest characters in the series, with a slingshot.

[@hiroprotagonest]

Bah, everyone knows Goliath was just one of those old-school gimmick big guys who are actually low-tier.

[@LambentV]

You forgot to add that Elijah has super speed too.

[@totallynotladyzozo3281]

NO MEN NO KINGS ONLY... GODS!

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

Totally Not Lady Zozo and sexy bitches

[@yoursonisold8743]

*Thoth For some reason people can't spell his name right anymore. Ironic for the god of scribes.

[@LavosAdvocate]

It's ḏḥwty, and we have no ideas what the vowels were. Likely something like Djehuty.

[@radguurl]

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?!?!"

[@RocMegamanX]

Djehuty...sounds familiar...(Zone of the Enders?)

[@TheMansterTruck]

The jiggle physics on sif are wild

[@zamu2]

Godlike

[@JeedyJay]

Thor knows how to pick 'em.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

Ullr cries in the distance.

[@Gamma0_0]

_Not physics, animations_

[@joekewl7539]

Wow, nice to see something fresh at the bottom of the barrel! This is pretty new!

[@ScourgeSolace]

I'm a pretty religious person, but this is hilarious. The fact that Jesus fights with pieces of the cross is just amazing, I love it!

[@Yayofangamer16]

Scourge and Solace I didnt even find it offensive. i loved it LOL

[@mellowhero3520]

Scourge and Solace Saaame dude. I actually cracked up at the "turn the other cheek" counter. This might be the most fun you can have playing as Jesus in a video game.

[@Mareepu]

I find it pretty endearing. Who can complain about Jesus fanfiction when He's being a cool guy?

[@mlpfanboy1701]

The only thing i found even slightly offensive about this game is Moses and Santa being playable. Neither of them are deities in there own stories

[@SmokeyOwOs]

@@mlpfanboy1701 they're the batman and green arrow, two average joes

[@manwiththemachinegun]

Jacob is coming later as DLC, complete with Ladder.

[@JamesCPotter13]

manwiththemachinegun Jacob's Ladder Match

[@TheSpiralCurse]

We should probably call what Zeus does a grope instead of a grapple

[@EatWave]

That makes it lore accurate.

[@boheyo]

a gropple, if you will

[@oddluck4180]

A snuggle with a struggle.

[@Shayman94]

Yooo Buddha's super is that big ass palm strike from Kung Fu Hustle XD.

[@TheDeadlysyns]

Malayasia banned Steam because of this game.

[@joejoe2240]

TheDeadlysyns As a Malaysian, that was the most stupid thing that my country has ever done as far as I know.

[@BigattckFirecat]

They also banned porn

[@TheDeadlysyns]

Yeah but this is a Video game. Porn is banned in lots of countries.

[@serp3n1]

They banned this game specifically, not all of steam. kotaku is reporting things like kotaku again

[@joejoe2240]

serp3n1 Um... as far as I know, the Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Comission enforced a DNS block to the website. This is according to a national news outlet I follow on Twitter, but please correct me if I'm wrong.

[@patrioticshitstain]

Sif is such a weird pull. Like, vikings had actual goddesses and demi-goddesses you could use in a fighting game. Freiya had her own realm for dead warriors. Hel was a zombie queen. Multiple giantesses. Valkyries. And you went with Thor's wife, who only has one real story about her. Where she's shaved bald and gets gold hair to replace it. And that's still more of a Thor/Loki episode. Why would you willingly design an entire moveset around wheat because you picked an obscure goddess that has so little written about her scholars just kind of go "she's kinda got harvest as her thing because of the gold hair, I guess?" Not to mention the vikings had like fifty fertility gods, because they really, really liked fucking.

[@hiroprotagonest]

Publicity fron people knowing her name from Marvel Thor movies, I guess.

[@sargerasserasion8170]

You obviously haven't read much norse mythology Sif takes care of the apples of immortality without her the gods would be fucked

[@zedre7633]

_"The New Testament is fanfiction."_ - Woolie "Don't Know Whatchu Messin' With" Madden

[@tevinh3333]

Zabaniya he's right though

[@fallouthirteen]

I believe his exact quote is "the whole new testament is trash". Unless he says your quote again later in the video.

[@tevinh3333]

fallouthirteen it is though

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

Actually, the Koran is bible Fanfiction.

[@tevinh3333]

Axol The Axolotl 🤔 true

[@tuffy135ify]

Dude, Guan Gong/Di/Yu is the best. He is said to have killed a thousand men during the Yellow Turban Rebellion. When Hua Xiong taunted the troops trying to retrieve the emperor, Guan Yu vowed to bring his head at the consequence of his own. They wanted to toast on it, but he was all "Naw, son. Imma just be a minute." He came back with the head and drank his wine while it was still warm. When Cao Cao sent Guan Yu and Zhang Liao to defend Boma from Yan Liang, Guan Yu recognized Yan's umbrella, and beelined for him. He took his head and left, and no one could stop him! This was just some of while he was alive!

[@MiaowGaiGar]

And as a result of his exploits, he was referred to by his peers and foes alike as "The God of War", which is what ties his presence in this game together. Boom!

[@Monsterist76]

Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Thor promised the end of all frost giants. I don't see many frost giants around.

[@WhoopBoi1240]

Guess someone keeps their promises. Looking at you, Jesus!

[@mr.punkie5872]

Wicked people existed and still exist, frost giants never did. The time will come.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

No Matt, Medusa was not a Goddess. The reason why Athena has the shield is because she not only cursed Medusa to be a Gorgon after she and Poseidon screwed in her temple, then provided PErseus with the shield he used to help him slay Medusa. Also, NO PAT! Anubis is not a Villian, he's Thoth's best bro, and is the dude who helped stitch Osiris back together. He's objectively a good duy

[@Yayofangamer16]

Pathfinder Savant But I dont want him to judge my soul. If he dares do it I will make my god drown him with the seas of Egypt >:cccc

[@anthonyatlas947]

Athena's more of an asshole than Anubis is. Athena punished Medusa because she was a virgin, one of many in Athena's temple, yet was *raped* by Poseidon.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

Let us not forget Arachne. Because Athena lost a weaving contest that she had every advantage in. So she turned the winner into a spider. I fucking hate Athena, her Roman equivalent is so much better.

[@mellowhero3520]

Pathfinder Savant Yeah, Anubis is basically a superhero. He just happens to govern the proceedings of dead human souls as well. I think they were mixing up Anubis and.. Set? Sethan? Something like that. Pretty sure it at least starts with S

[@zoldator]

Anubis is a cool dude, he's the judge of the underworld. He's kinda like Hades, a neutral party who gets bad rep because of the "govern dead souls" thing and modern reinterpretations of myths. Athena was a huge bitch (goddess of wisdom my ass) and Set was the Egyptian baddie.

[@o0Andrade0o]

Odin is siting on his throne shitting the rainbow bridge.

[@Kobracondor]

So this is the game that was banned in my country.... What a waste of the government's time XD

[@joejoe2240]

Kobracondor Preach, man. As a Malaysian, I get their motivations behind the actions they took but they are so clearly overreacting. To block off a whole platform of PC games because of one game that might offend a number of religious folks is ludicrous. If this is how far they will go over one potentially offensive game, I can only fear about what they might do next. If they do anything to the SMT franchise...

[@WatsonDynamite]

truth is, they ordered Valve to only block this game from the store, but since Valve are so lazy, they took the easy way out and just put a shitty DNS filter on the whole store website. It's such a shitty measure that simply using Google DNS or a VPN will circumvent the "ban" really easily

[@BazzBrother]

I feel like a game abuot god fights has so much potential because the roster can get sooo big and sooo crazy

[@evenflow714]

Bazz Bro Play Smite

[@LieseFury]

play SMT

[@loganoates6683]

Bazz Bro We need a god fighter that doesn’t suck! Developers- I’m looking at you! ;)

[@Moodbone]

This might be the best game they've played on Scrublords. Like, there's a genuine game here that's playable y'know? And there was some work and polish put into this game. I'd love to see this same idea made by a large studio, preferably one that has the balls to use Jesus.

[@thegoodoldays911]

I dunno. Dong dong never die was pretty good.

[@blueblazer9991]

For real though that Moses design and move list are perfect

[@coolguyman16]

I was hoping his ult would've been a combination of the plagues, but parting the seas was pretty awesome

[@Xenochrist]

Last time I got to smack Odin around was SMTIV: Apocalypse. Good ass game, that. *WHEN'S NOCTURNE*

[@darkraioxxx]

Xenochrist Nocturne playthrough would be godlike.

[@patrickloureiro1403]

they said a while ago they are not doing it.

[@zamu2]

Le'ts really push these fucks and have them play the original Shin Megami Tensei.

[@Xenochrist]

Nocturne I can honestly understand not LPing since you appropriately spend a metric shit ton of time battling, but there are other candidates like the Raidous, TMS or the aforementioned Apocalypse which, outside of one or two long dungeons are pretty decently paced. In the latter's case, Pat and Woolie have both beaten vanilla SMTIV so they'd be well primed for it. If they REALLY wanted to get crazy they could do SMT: If, the precursor to Persona, which isn't super long either.

[@patrickloureiro1403]

i would love a one off, of the original persona just for pat to lose his shit at how obtuse it is.

[@eliteparodox777]

Jesus vs Amaterasu: the son of god vs the god of the sun

[@Justanidea5976]

Canon battle.

[@MansMan42069]

Kamen Rider Black RX: Son of the sun

[@spencerpommier806]

it turns out Matt knows less than nothing about Greek mythology

[@fogblades6811]

"Daddy, Where's Liam?" *Mother sheds single tear* "He went... To grab more cookies. He'll be right back."

[@squidlump]

Remember when Moses hit a rock because he was pissed

[@squidlump]

Or when old testament god almost murdered him when he was on his way to Egypt after the burning bush

[@zoldator]

Old Testament God wasn't fucking around.

[@historian252]

God was angry at Moses for not taking the appropriate measures for his family to be welcomed into the tribes of Israel.

[@JasynSuin]

Oh hey, they actually included Guan Yu; usually he's only in Three Kingdoms stuff, and the fact that he's actually been deified is usually glossed over.

[@joejoe2240]

Zanna So that is Guan Yu? Huh.

[@JasynSuin]

Yup! I remember this Chinese restaurant I used to go to had a shrine to him as part of the decor.

[@joejoe2240]

Zanna Oh, cool! To be honest though, I only knew about Guan Yu through Smite. ;)

[@lucan5453]

I was actually kinda surprised that they dont get that this is Guan Yu - and Matt going with the iliteracy points and reading Liu Bei as Lu Bu V:

[@JasynSuin]

I don't really blame them; they've made it clear that they give negative fucks about Three Kingdoms stuff, since, to their taste, the market is oversaturated with it.

[@imjustsomeguy72]

At the risk of stating the obvious, Pat is wrong. Jews don't think Jesus was a prophet. That's Muslims. He just confused Jews with Muslims.

[@LabTech41]

For those of you like Pat that don't know your Greek mythology, the reason Athena has Medusa's head on her shield is because Athena was the goddess who acted as Perseus' patron during his quest, giving him several magic artifacts to aid him. After having beheaded the Gorgon Medusa, completing his quest, and having no further need for the obviously dangerous head, Perseus gave it to Athena along with the artifacts as a return gift for the help she had rendered him. Athena attached the head to her shield, which was thence named 'Aegis', which is why to this day the word aegis refers to anything that can offer a degree of protection, no matter what kind it may be.

[@Great_Getter]

Not to mention Athena was the one to curse Medusa in the first place. Depending on which version it was solely because she was a bitch.

[@Dielon-px7eh]

Liam's ghost in the intro still with us in spirit

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

I wish they played it when Santa was in the game

[@hannibalbackatya1182]

Jesus had better be TOP TIER

[@MultiKarmacharger]

Hannibal Back At Ya * God Tier

[@cazaclaw3775]

He gots good cross ups and wakes ups but Guan Gong and budah can really punish him

[@oddluck4180]

Him and Zeus are the top tiers from what I hear.

[@dangkhoado7428]

@@cazaclaw3775 But his wake up is so bad, it takes like 3 days or something, not really good

[@WDSimp]

The only fighting game where everyone is god tier.

[@chrislewis2876]

Only on Scrubgods can hyper influential religious text be referred to as mere "fanfiction" There truly is no God, and if there was his waifu would be trash tier

[@Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Jesus has a cross counter.

[@TeamTowers1]

Anubis is actualy a pretty nice guy in the myths and is described as having great compassion for humanity. His job was to judge the souls of the dead and ensure that the righteous were rewarded in the afterlife.

[@NAMELESSDRAGON87]

1/10 no cthulu hidden boss character

[@boheyo]

non-euclidian zoning

[@seb24789]

Also, where is FSM?

[@zaodedong9935]

@@seb24789 R'amen 0/10

[@lemonking3793]

the concept of Moses beating up Anubis is just hilarious!

[@SolidSnnake]

GuanGong is actually supposed to be GuanYu. He was a real life ancient chinese general who kicked so much ass he became sanctified among chinese deities as a god of war

[@nanomasa929]

Talk about a badass

[@trulyforeveralone]

But if you're Jesus... and I'm Jesus... THEN WHO'S LEADING THE JEWS

[@WaddleDee105]

"Excuse me, sir? Do you have a moment to spare to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and how fucking OP he is?"

[@VeeYuu]

If this isn't at the next Evo, we riot

[@DavidCrimson]

Guan Gong is a miss translation oddly. (them getting everyone else right) the right translation is, Guan Yu. He was a Warrior for the Shu Kingdom back in the Han Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms era. He was so awesome and bad ass. he was given the title of God Of War.

[@KalaXIV]

I am thoroughly pleased with the heresy in this video....

[@gamemonchie1500]

Where is Santa?

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Cordelia Le Bride Santa isn't a God like Moses, so they couldn't put him in.

[@haydenhyde9395]

The Drunken Coward You take that back! He gave me Final Fantasy VI on the snes ! Who but a god could do such a thing?

[@namegoeshere5220]

Hayden Hyde Fuck that old fuck, I want my Flying Spaghetti Monster who is a Shuma-Gorath clone. All the religion except mine...And there's no Satan either! Outrage! So much outrage!

[@gamemonchie1500]

William Bussey I want Shin Santa

[@WormyJester8]

He was added later

[@alwaysjapanese1801]

Screen mirrored this onto my tv. Hype, much hype.

[@combatrock5931]

Jesus did it for the Rock, he did it for the people.

[@were1974]

One more reason to go to Sunday school.You too can be like Jesus (silent night,holy knight) with his FISTS!!! Seriously, I thought Sif is saying "Box of Wheat"

[@0n1baka]

Jesus's move set should have included him throwing mud in the opponent's eyes and a counter where his blood shoots out. Anyone else got any other moves?

[@joinsideke]

He calls in the Apostles as assists.

[@Yayofangamer16]

Joinsideke Fuck that. He should had summoned Judas and forced him to help him lol

[@0n1baka]

ClausMystery Ha, yeah Judas jumps in and throws 30 pieces of silver.

[@hiroprotagonest]

But what if Jesus is fighting a drunken immortal

[@otakon17]

HiroProtagonest so Dionysus or some of the Chinese pantheon?

[@ianlabat8724]

Invisible Liam that somehow still forgot the cookies while invisible is the best thing to ever happen to this dumpster fire. Love ya'll.

[@HonestlyJustSomeGuy]

Still waiting on the hero-god expansion. Come on, Lugh the Long-Armed!

[@atchu7880]

Wait this game has the actual jesus christ?!

[@CidTheGargoyle]

"Medusa was a godess." Not even one and a half minutes in and it's already started. My inner scholar is going to cry by the end of this video isn't it?

[@killinswagz]

Jesus is in this game? That's one cool cross over Ill see myself out

[@zaodedong9935]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was left out of this game. May His Noodly Appendage rain down boiling marinara on the developers. R'amen!

[@XioniX17]

A reminder to you all that Jesus is a JoJo, because his name is Joshua Ben Joseph

[@Yayofangamer16]

Sailor Senshi Dark Sun Joshua would be his true name.ñ Cuz jew

[@JamesCPotter13]

Sailor Senshi Dark Sun my names are...in random order, Adam "of Eden" , Joshua "Jesus or Jericho", and a name meaning SON OF DAVID HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

All of Buddha's attack buttons should just put Dhammapada quotes on screen and not do any damage to the enemy while he gets fucking wailed on.

[@pseudopiscean6871]

Those Jesus fighting animations could use some re-tooling. Some re-animations, if you will.

[@vguyver2]

Whoever made this game at least tried. I have to give them credit.

[@goldsocks9999]

I love how terrified woolie looks in this intro

[@FullmetalSonic260]

Y'all always talk about Sora's giant clown shoes, look at Zeus's monster feet!

[@KnightsDisillusion]

IT WASN'T ABOUT LETTING THE PEOPLE GO, IT WAS ABOUT THIS FIGHT RIGHT HERE!

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

Jesus: "I come to wash away your sins with this ass whooping!"

[@felipericardovoigt4251]

Somebody should do a fighting game just with biblical characters, would be so dope

[@eruno_]

Fighting game with all major Japanese Kami would also be great

[@EatWave]

Adult Swim games already did that. It was called Bible Fight.

[@corazonfeathers8116]

We'll get to finally have ladder matches to Heaven just like in the bible!

[@namegoeshere5220]

Kinda wanted Jesus to rip off the cross saying, "I come not as a bring of peace, but a kicker of ass!"

[@SoaringLettuce]

Does Jesus have crossups?

[@GanguroKonata]

"Can we make our game good?" "No." "Can we make it...offensive?" "YOU KNOW IT!"

[@whentheshroomish]

i mean i don't really think it is or was designed to be offensive, all of the characters are rad fighting game characters with references to their respective mythologies

[@TheWaverunners]

I have the game. It's actually surprisingly solid. I'm actually pretty excited to see where it goes.

[@eruno_]

I wouldn't call inclusion of Amaterasu offensive to Shintoists as she is frequently included in the Japanese games with no complaints.

[@lylatfox4]

This game actually has some stuff, and with either more time in the oven, or a bigger budget, it could be a real contender, even the zaibatsu was feeling it at the end.

[@umbrellashotgunman]

コイノ/ Koino Case in point; Okami.

[@sohlman912321]

That intro gets me every time lmao

[@ShadowWolf936]

C S the you forgot the cookies gets me

[@hiroprotagonest]

One minute in and I'm already facepalming that they don't know what Athena's Aegis is.

[@GanguroKonata]

You'd think Woolie and Pat, Persona fans, would recognize

[@hiroprotagonest]

They got Romulus and Remus right. But they didn't know that Medusa wasn't a god and Perseus chopped her head off. This seems backwards to me.

[@DuelistRL]

JESUS HAS A TURN THE OTHER CHEEK COUNTER. GOD/10

[@ARMIV4]

I actually hope they're still working on this. Rough as it is, it's got charm.

[@ceast5273]

Abraham having a super where he kills Issac. God, anytime the Best Friends talk about Bible lore is the best

[@saltykenny5370]

I'm Back For The People People People

[@spitfireohone]

Salty Kenny They aren't ready. Come back later.

[@ramsesbams]

i was actually about to recommend this XD it's totally right up your alley

[@pantherof10]

This accidentally turned into a Fisticuffs XD

[@Shokskaal]

Why Sif? Sif never did anything but look good.

[@zoldator]

Because tig ol' bitties and fanservice in a fighting game.

[@EatWave]

A Valkyrie or Freyja definitely would have been more fitting choices. This is like Marvel Versus Capcom: Infinite's roster reveals all over again.

[@lylatfox4]

Atleast this game has amaterasu

[@barrybusan1294]

Im all for scraping that barrel but i really hope they play gundam versus when it comes out

[@lucan5453]

Well the Problem is Marvel Infinite next week - Pokken DX also next or in 2 weeks and maybe the DBFZ Beta but I guess that will be reserved for WoolieVersus until full release.

[@Sensko]

And no angelic Lucifer here either. First P5 leaves out Helel and now this...

[@DragonCharlz]

Its early access. I imagine more characters will be added.

[@bazzjedimaster]

Who else started imagining "playing with the big boys" from Prince of Egypt playing in the background during the Moises vs Anubis fight?

[@RozwellMunchausen]

i started thinking if the plague song

[@TheSimpleMan454]

I thought I was the only one!

[@falguard]

Facts and generalizations: Odin's animal friends are the wolves Freke and Gere, the ravens Hugin and Munin, and the squirrel Ratatoskr. Guan Gong is the divine form of Guan Yu. Guan Yu was that much of a badass. Anubis judges the dead by balancing their heart against a feather. It their heart proves heavier, that's bad.