Saturday Morning Scrublords - Eternal Champions: Challenge from the Dark Side

[@tri3s4life]

'Deep Water' is not a developer or publisher. Is was basically Sega's own "Adults Only" rating for extra violent games, independent of the fledgling ESRB. A few titles (Duke Nukem 3D, Eternal Champions, etc) were rated Mature, and also received the Deep Water tag for their releases on he Saturn/CD.

[@wdcain1]

Thank you, Stop Skeletons From Fighting for telling us about that today. Odd coincidence, don't you think?

[@dappercrown46]

So basically Adult Swim

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Legends say that if you fall through the fighting game barrel, you'd be falling forever, never hitting the bottom.

[@realbattleonfilm8299]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 They closed and melded the lid to this bottomless pit of poverty fighting games we're in because we want the Scrublords series back! They're committing _THE PERFECT MIXUP!_

[@MantraMan2077]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 You are now in 'The Sunken Place.'

[@balrogdahomie]

It's basically the Green Baby.

[@sigh824]

Holy shit....is that where Woolie is?

[@darrianweathington1923]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 but the death cargo barrel is at the bottom of that barrel

[@michaellacy5923]

There's a message at the bottom of the barrel that simply says, 'Congratulations. Another barrel has been prepared for you.'

[@JasoTheRed48F2]

They say that at the bottom of the barrel lies another barrel, as big as the original, made of black glass, and on it it reads "Abandon all hope ye who venture here. The good games have already being played, you are ours."

[@Iamafishproductions]

"It's the end...but the moment has been prepared for." *4th barrel regenerates into the 5th barrel*

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BARREL.

[@thepickles8833]

Another battle from the unsung war between SEGA America versus SEGA Japan, eternally divided by the claim of making Sonic a success.

[@C24U_]

Of course because we all know it was Tom Kalinske who made it all possible.

[@THB192]

SoA made Sonic a success. That's indisputable.

[@solblackguy]

Remember that time SEGA Japan commissioned SEGA America to make a 3-D Sonic game and lent them some scaling routines from SEGA Japan and Yuji Naka threw a temper tantrum that got the game cancelled?

[@andremarques4863]

@@solblackguy I don't, actually. Was that Sonic X-Treme?

[@solblackguy]

@@andremarques4863 It was a 3-D Sonic prototype commissioned to Sega USA. Yuji Naka literally threw a tantrum for Sega JP to sabotage it

[@StrumstarHammer]

"Why is he throwing entrails?" It's red tape, guys. Like a play on legal red tape? C'mon.

[@thefuriousinch]

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

[@JustinJTime]

That's exactly what it is. :)

[@swolie]

Funfact. Deep water, is SEGA's way of saying "Babies beware, this game has some serious wipeouts."

[@DavidEarle]

A black guy with a flattop and sunglasses fighting a vampire and not ONE Wesley Snipes joke? HE WAS NAMED BLADE!!!

[@michaeljefferson7316]

And he was disc jockey

[@Arrowdodger]

I think it's kinda fitting that Woolie and Pat both misunderstand the point. The champions didn't lose fair fights, they got fucked over, which was the entire point. Also, Jettah lost so... what, are you going to play as the tight rope?

[@JoaoLucasK]

Yup, and some of the fighters were actually going to do something helpful. For example, Xavier was gonna help his people with his magic, but since he was living in the Salem Witch Trials era, he got accused of being a warlock and was gonna get burned at the stake

[@7cNickel]

Yeah the idea was that they were all gonna change the world. I think Jetta was like a secret agent who was gonna prevent World War I or something? Anyway the scale is kind of weird because while some characters will completely change the course of history by inventing agriculture in 50k BC dudes like Larcene just stop a mob war.

[@JoaoLucasK]

Or a bounty hunter from the future trying to save mankind by retrieving a deadly virus trying to fight a cyborg who wants to bring martial arts back

[@LetterRobo]

Anybody else had the Eternal Champions "game books"? They were like table top RPGs combined with a choose your own adventure books. You had stats and chose a fighting style that gave you exclusive options in combat. I remember them being pretty rad. Your martial artist went on time travel adventures.

[@DrButthugger]

That does sound rad

[@TheAyreHead]

The Force has abandoned us. Edit: This has nothing to do with Star Wars apparently. I stand by my statement though.

[@mindshuffler3332]

「Act Ichi Ni San」 And it still forget the cookies.

[@dcung8833]

I sense a disturbance in the barrels

[@jdtheba9171]

You mean the schwartz

[@dcung8833]

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

[@darrianweathington1923]

「Act Ichi Ni San」 black force #BlackGift

[@skeevbuushimmy]

The original scrublords was how I ran into these guys . Matt, Woolie, and the gang have been there for me during good times and bad times. Much respect SBF.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Scrublords will forever own Friday nights on this channel.

[@ghostfear2011]

AfroMetalMizu It is eternal.

[@suddenllybah]

AfroMetalMizu You should draw Woolie's favorite character from this game. The Senator. Wait I messed it u

[@Samm815]

Why is Woolie trying to ruin this channel?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

AfroMetalMizu Anyone know if saltybet is still popular?? Everytime I go to the twitch channel it's like only 3 guys in the chat arguing and a bot spamming "no arguing"

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Sam Lucas So we have to migrate to his! I bet he has a list with "Get Liam off the channel" crossed off lol

[@GanguroKonata]

"You can barely hear it" maybe because you're talking over it, Matt

[@pepegon-zals7606]

Love Taps oh no I can't hear the deep lore of eternal whatever

[@pepegon-zals7606]

Love Taps Actually, I take that back. I'm now super interested. Who is BLAST and why does a helmet materialize on his head when he uses his shield? Why does a senator have pocketfuls of pink spaghetti?

[@essenceofeddy6504]

and.. HOLDON.... Would expect that type of lame response from a stock picture youtube profile.... Maybe some people want to hear the lame lore especially on a channel all about garbage lore ever think of that?! Matt should just focus on making more Bug Reports and put them on the main channel instead of talking and cringe singing over everything....

[@Cheese_Meister]

FOUR HUNDRED AND TEN BILLION DEAD VAMPIRE BATS

[@jakejutras5420]

@@pepegon-zals7606 pink spaghetti? It's red tape....

[@mdkaff]

@9:24 Woolie, the on-screen CD loading icon is a feature of the emulator. All versions of the Sega/Mega CD had indicators on the console itself, though. The Japanese and Euro model 1 Mega CD had 10 of the goddamn things: one green and one red LED for 'CD Access', CD tray status (CD In *and* CD Out), and 'Standby Mode', and above that two larger indicators for 'Ready' and 'Access'. The US model 1 stripped it down to just the big Ready/Access lights, and all the model 2s simplified it even further with just a single red LED for when the system was reading the CD. Wait, what I mean is uh OF COURSE the original system had on-screen indicators because you guys ALWAYS play the real thing and are not a bunch of filthy godless pirates. Yeah that's the ticket.

[@escalatingbarbarism5096]

Pat: My favorite character, I love that guy. Woolie: Oh, it's cloak man [takes character before Pat can]

[@SleazyShell]

Ge-ne-sis-quoi, oh my god Matt, I'm totally stealing that

[@tri3s4life]

Senator's projectile isn't guts, it's proverbial "red tape" he ties you up in. Y'know, government jokes.

[@AJRomeroCCS]

The barrel is getting some good WIPEOUTS

[@Thebes342]

Ain't nothing better than watching Saturday Morning Scrublords on a Friday Night... With no fisticuffs.

[@Cosairen]

the ghost of liam softly saying "matt" will forever haunt us

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

the ghost of liam softly saying "matt,you a baddie daddy lemmy tai,tebby chai!!!!#Seppa Town"

[@bronzederpfest3724]

Sign yo' pitty on the runny kine, my damie!

[@kanemello]

Goddamnit now I have to watch Pootie Tang.

[@SomeAssh0le]

Should have changed that bit to "you forgot the liam"

[@geardog24]

If only he have the cookies...😢

[@willneverdie4164]

I have been screaming for this for years!!! Thank you.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

I miss the days when there would be a cinematic intro just for Makers logo. Like Tony Hawk Underground with the Eye etc.

[@deciduous_reaper]

Id say the creepiest ones were Pro Skater 3 with the Eyeball having a dead headless body as its own body and Underground 1 someone got eaten by the Creature of the black lagoon creature leaving bones behind

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Deciduous_Reaper I believe that was Ol Eric Sparrow that was drug into the manhole

[@ColeVecsion]

So Woolie interupts Matt's story to listen to the opening naration only to immedietly start talking over it... Woolie is truely the scrubiest of the scrublords

[@abstractawareness2358]

To do a vendetta, you have to put your enemy into a stun state below at least 33% of their health and then execute the move. Also, every stage has two fatalities that can be performed. The overkill is on the final hit of the round and sudden death can be done at any time below 25% of enemy health. If you guys watch the round when you dealt sudden death to R.A.X. on his stage, he still had a good chunk of health left on the final round. The cinekills are ridiculously hard and are performed by landing the final blow of a power combo at the same time you stun your enemy, and they must be below 33% health on the final blow.

[@bast01]

deep water is not a company it's just sega esrb for ''ultra violent games''

[@dapperskeleton69]

Long ago on the hypest KZbin channel, I, Scrublords, the shape shifting master of the woolie hole unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE BARREL! But a foolish alternate segment, wielding new and popular fighting games, stepped forth to oppose me Before the final upload could begin, I flung it into the future, where my segment is eternal Now the fool seeks to return to his timeslot, and undo the future that is Saturday Night Scrublords! Edit: God damn it woolie Joseph had hermit purple, Jonathan was a fucking corpse

[@TheStrxggler]

The Barrel is in its heaven and all is right in the world. Amen.

[@joekewl7539]

Where the fuck have you guys been? At this rate were gonna have to fire Billy and unsubscribe from SuperBunnyHop!

[@mohawklogan]

Joe Kewl I'm sure it's a joke but they said due to woolie in Amsterdam and having a lack of videos they're doing one a day. I guess because Friday night fisticuffs it was a night video.

[@dcung8833]

Time to make more accounts to subscribe then unsubscribe

[@thirdeye9698]

HOW MANY FAKE ACCOUNTS DO I HAVE TO MAKE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM SUPERBUNNYHOP?!

[@awsomesaucekirby]

Walter Miller How many can you make?

[@godclothshango1194]

The soundtrack is surprisingly good.

[@ArmorKuma]

You [REDACTED] the [REDACTED]?

[@elijahnakumura4375]

I love how you can still hear [REDACTED] bc it's the same clip lmao

[@joedatius]

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[@darrianweathington1923]

Kuma Billy edit that out

[@JasoTheRed48F2]

You forget young cookies Liam?!

[@EggBastion]

What, _that one single cookie?_

[@djvrim8557]

Oh my god thank god for all those scrublords videos. I always felt like there weren't enough.

[@FFXI_Addict]

Been having an awful day, the kind that leaves you feeling vulnerable and paranoid aa shit. Haven't viewed this channel in 10 months and decided to check it out again. Feeling a lot better after having a laugh. Thank you guys so much for what you do.

[@northofself]

No word of a lie, on Turbo speed with experienced FGC people, this game is amazing. It's like jumpy ST, but twice as fast with every grounded hit going into a touch-of-death combo

[@Sweetestsadist]

For those wondering, the characters were chosen because their survival would change history in a way that would prevent the universal catastrophe destroying the Eternal Champions timeline.

[@mrchuckl3s]

My favorite Sega CD game was something called Willie Beamish. A game so good that it shipped with a game ending bug so you could never finish it. Great game. Great system.

[@SkyCE9A]

mrchuckl3s I loved that game growing up, and yup I never could beat it because of the bug. I even bought it a second time after I got rid of my Sega CD, just so I could put it in a CD player and listen to the sweet guitar solo intro music.

[@jakejutras5420]

Man! I loved that game on PC! The manual was great :)

[@MrYUNOTROLL]

I love the character switch sound, it does that weird thing where when it loops over itself it sounds like it's rising in pitch, but it's not.

[@Crunkman2k]

Someone out there certainly liked Eternal Champions - Bone Thugs N Harmony sampled its soundtrack TWICE. Gotta give it some credit, the soundtrack is pretty damn good.

[@aceofhearts573]

You know how we had marvel vs capcom and capcom vs snk....we need a Sega of America VS Sega of Japan fighting game

[@francoraviglione2686]

Pat activated Crazy Talk at 17:02

[@DevonPalmer98]

I got a Ben 10 ad before this video what a scrublord night indeed.

[@TheMansterTruck]

Its harder to make something good than something bad Scrublords is a celebration of this fact of existence

[@AlrauneDollmind]

I was WONDERING when you'd get around to this game!! The Genesis version of this was a big part of my childhood-- Dad and I would play together when I was as young as five.

[@mothermushroom_]

That pirate stage has some lit fucking music EDIT: All the music is fucking good

[@BBHood217]

Now if only they looped properly.

[@SinKillerJ]

All I could think during the intro was "Warning, incoming tears, evacuate area immediately.".

[@gaminggoddess85]

9pm Friday night is definitely Saturday morning. Yep.

[@RandoChrisYT]

Don't be mad, Goromi-chan.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

gaminggoddess85 Just started Kiwami. First Yakuza game I actually played. Feels fantastic.

[@Timestrider539]

AfroMetalMizu Glad you're enjoying it, Afro. Its my first time touching Yakuza 1, so its been a fun experience.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Timestrider Fighting feels great. Even so early in game. Pre ordered the collector's edition of 6 already ;p

[@Timestrider539]

AfroMetalMizu Really looking forward to 6 as well. The Fist of the North Star game they announced will be hype too.

[@ibrokemykeyboard]

This game is amazing. Haters will never appreciate.

[@MuffinHunterX]

And once again we crawl into the barrel to ride it over the falls.

[@pixlepotumus]

Even though I've never played this game, a game like this encapsulates my childhood memories of the genesis

[@VSPR_APK]

The Eternal Champions posters that came with my Genesis is burning now because of this video.

[@EMG81xTHRASHER]

that 50,000 BC soundtrack is fucking rad. dudes sweep picking his balls off.

[@astrangehero]

If there was a way to inject SBFP content into my bloodstream I would. That being said, I've been having withdrawals and Woolie is to blame.

[@nexusgiga]

Uncanny Hero just do what I do. Play every video while you sleep

[@astrangehero]

I do that nearly every night.

[@Loki-c1k]

Uncanny Hero I thought it was just me, so relieved

[@PrinceSilvermane]

Let's talk about the boss of this game. It was fucking bullshit. An SNK boss will at least kill you fast. The one in this game makes you fight him TEN ROUNDS with only a little bit of healing between rounds. Then you have to do it AGAIN with the Dark Champion. WHY

[@redsohc]

Fuck.. thanks for reminding me. I think i barely remember that.

[@AngryMetalChicken]

The barrel will never be truly scraped until they play Tattoo Assassins

[@manwiththemachinegun]

The Senator aside from throwing bans is throwing the proverbial, "red tape".

[@fighterxaos1]

I'm honestly surprised Eternal Champions wasn't done sooner

[@ItsDatCajunStuff]

"I have a Jaguar at home," said Matt, and literally no one else.

[@michealhudson5664]

You know, a lot of the characters in this game are pretty cool. This "franchise" would probably be a great candidate for a reboot.

[@mrmusickhimself]

This isn't a Scrublords game! It's awesome, with some of the best fatalities ever made.

[@redsohc]

I know right!!? At least, Matt seems to be on our side.

[@Hillthugsta]

Id say it was a bad game with some really cool shit in it. Its that middle ground where its not good enough to be fistacuffs, but not shit enough for scrublords.

[@0smundSaddler]

Don't forget that Larcen also had his own spinoff game, The Chicago Syndicate for Sega Gamegear.

[@snusnu4]

My brother and I discovered new things in this game every time we played. Most everything was by random chance for us. Genesis version may have been slower paced but to me it will always be the better version. Rax was always my favorite.

[@kurtisfluck772]

Senator throwing red tape is the equivalent of Pat having a candy orange attack

[@NCRvsLegion95]

Holy shit the music so good 👀👏🏻👏🏻

[@shaggyturtlestudios]

YOU GUYS BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR THIS BEING A SCRUBLORDS! "NerdRage.Exe intensifies."

[@AntiVectorTV]

Forgot the cookies so hard he forgot himself.

[@darkdragoonzero]

Yes! Another Scrublords episode! Every Friday should be Scrublords Friday!

[@NickyMac84]

"Every cut scene is watching Ryu vs Dan! AND DAN'S GETTING PICKED!" God damn it Woolly! Fucking done! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keithhussey4627]

Blade is fighting a vampire....

[@TurlasThe6]

Seems like forever since we DIDN'T skip friday night and go right to saturday morning...

[@ixiahj]

I wish at least one of those characters was just shitting on the toilet then they get teleported.

[@dreziv]

Maybe I've gotten too used to extremely shitty games on Scrublords, but this doesn't seem nearly as shitty as other Scrublords games. Could even be a Fisticuffs if you wanted.

[@Hillthugsta]

dreziv id argue it toes that line of being awesome and shitty.

[@wotnvideos]

About the logo: The text in the circle is "bushido" (武士道) and the text in the triangle is "evil" (悪).

[@Bloodletter8]

*YOU NEGLECTED TO ACQUIRE THE CONFECTIONERY TREATS*

[@Phalxxx]

I believe Senator's projectile is 'red tape'.

[@homersapienne2356]

Oh, I'm not going to make it very far if I'm correcting every fucking thing you say. The original Eternal Champions was released 14 months after MK1 and actually tried to differentiate itself with things like a deeper story, reflectable projectiles, characters with weapons, and introduced the first training mode in a fighting game.

[@TheMightyCakeDemon]

The senator's move where he throws organs is actually red tape. He's burying the other character in red tape. Amazing.

[@devlasosa]

The time has finally come the true meaning of scrublord has revealed it's self my body is ready

[@InugamiTheHound]

This 90s over the top butt rock reminds me Biker Mice from mars! Oh no I triggered Woolie with those words!!!

[@nanomasa929]

Biker Mice is too cool for Woolie😆

[@devonstephenson930]

YESSSSSS I WAS HOPING THEY PUT THIS ON THEIR SHOW

[@Rand00mThing]

Holy shit, duuuude. Today is Saturday! They are totally right, duuude!

[@jakeg.4826]

The Barrel never ends, it goes on and on my friends.

[@Greez1337]

Even his ghost forgets the cookies.

[@TheConstantOne]

You guys are missing an important part of the lore. Every single character who is killed would contribute something greater than themselves to society that would've prevented the end of the world. Even if just one of them lives, it would prevent it. So that's why the Champion pulled them out to give all of them a chance to live and also to save the world no matter who wins. I fucking love this game, first fighter I ever played as a kid so it holds a big place in my heart. I wish it would make some kind of a comeback.

[@Wulfsmasher]

GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS YES

[@BeamMonsterZeus]

Some impressive FMVs for 1994.

[@da1onlynickvicious]

A shaolin monk a grim reaper a army guy a damn chicken a dog a snake! Cmon you only have half the cast!

[@someguyparagon5273]

This is probably a very classic game... I'm serious it looks pretty awesome!

[@ninjaairman11]

Eternal Johns: Challenge from the Salty Side

[@jordanjoestar7091]

It's ok Woolie, I got that Louis C.K. reference.

[@soliaire4189]

Liam will always forget the cookies in my heart.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

So this is where Hirano got the idea for drifters

[@Vulji]

Yeah more poverty fighters to nourish my immortal soul. Your barrel keeps me alive Zaibatsu !

[@willg8035]

Poverty is one thing, this is "found at the dump".

[@atomic4939]

41:30 Woolie letting out only a fraction of his Hulk doll rage

[@patrickloureiro1403]

The barrel is just a dimensional pocket at this point.

[@erikmartinez7277]

Just a Klein Bottle.

[@Ichithix]

I loved the Genesis version of this game to death as a kid. I like that it felt like its own thing and not a clone game of MK or SF.

[@CyricZ]

Another one I've been waiting for :D

[@Vladstronsy]

DO NOT DENY ME MY CARIBBEAN CHOCOLATE MISTER SENATOR

[@fakeigniz13]

If Matt was a real fan, he'd remember that some special moves were just multiple button presses at the same time

[@ZanraiKid]

I'm hearing Matt describe this game, and I'm thinking, "So... it's Drifters."

[@Xenochrist]

Oh god, now THIS is the real garbage I remember from my childhood.

[@marcotalin6410]

Oh God, I just realized what Senator is throwing. He's literally tossing red tape at you. Fuck this game.