Target Lady: Meets Her First Lesbian - SNL

Target Lady (Kristen Wiig), whose odd behavior annoys her customers, encounters her first lesbian (Aidy Bryant) and thinks up unusual uses for maxi-pads and deodorant. With Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson and Vanessa Bayer. [Season 38, 2013]
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[@foxoxo4782]

target lady: do you all wear vests? also target lady: *is wearing a vest*

[@Poundgamepro1]

😒🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤔I mean.....

[@silyknow]

I noticed that!

[@Emma-nw2xg]

A work vest...

[@andrewmorrice9139]

I didn't get that because we call them waistcoats over here.

[@mol-lenie2056]

@@Emma-nw2xg still a vest

[@kateSullivan3927]

I actually just had a meal at the Minneapolis airport and the waitress acted just like this. So positive. So happy. So confusing. It scared me. I loved it.

[@courtneykleiner9666]

But did she run away to grab a replica of something you had?

[@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@egetty6852]

Kate Conway Minnesota nice 😊

[@alidacarlson2107]

Kate Conway as a Minnesotan now living in LA, I’d do anything to experience this type of customer service!

[@AKayfabe]

E Getty I live in MN and NO one is nice here anymore. Who is this crazy unusual woman you met?

[@moynkey]

No one: Flat earthers: Flat is where it’s at girlfriend!

[@diazisbaby1916]

This comment 🤣

[@Hadjer__]

Could u plz explain "the flat...gfs" part?

[@sandisandii2033]

@@Hadjer__ The video will answer your question.

[@gracetaylorsversion3815]

Normal People: “Pretty sure it isn’t...”

[@quokka_11]

"You just stick two of these down your pants to make your rear end a TOPOGRAPHICAL PLANE!!"

[@bluerichards3928]

Why do I get the feeling she takes antidepressants and caffeine pills at the same time with alcohol before she goes to work.

[@erinjoy5625]

😂😂

[@randybaker3256]

lol

[@davidrenzetti5964]

Nope, alcohol is a depressant, she takes chocolate covered espresso beans, 3 " jolt" colas, and no doze. Haha Kate wrote this

[@simonfrederiksen104]

I suspect she snorts a thing or two as well - And/or makes use of suppositories

[@ABadHairDay]

Adderall lol

[@I_O246]

They need to make a skit called Walmart guy who is a college student that is extremely depressed and has lack of remorse for shoppers.

[@jessesteen401]

Do you mean Pete Davidson

[@I_O246]

Jesse Steen he can be the guy lmfao 😂😂

[@Grimenoughtomaketherobotcry]

No. We do not need art imitating life.

[@leaf6356]

do you mean: me? I'm not a dude, but I can improvise.

[@CaptainSpalding72]

thats not funny. thats depressing.... A Bernie Sanders supporter too.

[@ryans8524]

this is spongebob in real life

[@mikedowner515]

Seriously!

[@davidstratton696]

How so? Sorry I’m sure I see it. Mind explaining?

[@kennethsagers8576]

@@davidstratton696 have you watched Spongebob, especially earlier seasons? Half his character is just being obscenely enthusiastic about his mediocre-standard life. He's really something of a role model and a perfect Stoic. Him and Squidward, who work almost the same job, play off each other. Squidward judges everything in his life as incomplete and substandard. He plays Clarinet, badly, but cries and dreams of being the best. Spongebob jellyfishes, (and does Karate) and each day he is completely fulfilled by it. They're both being exploited by Mr Krabs and working the definition of a dead end job. However, in the first episode Spongebob makes working at the Krabby Patty his singular, crown goal, is tremendously focused on it, and has overjoyed when he lands it. This is a good model for happiness: unconcern with general standards of achievement, the single mindedness to ones own reachable goals, and the joy and fulfillment from struggling towards them. However, Spongebob benefits frk

[@kennethsagers8576]

@@davidstratton696 He does benefit from being oblivious. There are scenes where Spongebob has interactions with customers very parallel to this SNL skit, where he clearly has made the task of serving a krabby patty something of Olympic importance to him, and a customer with eyelids half down just goes something like "Yeah man I just want a burger okay." Obviously it's silly how unaware he is of other's experiences, but I think there's a lesson in there still, how beautifully he lives in a world where the things he is focused on are reasons to be lively, work hard, do his best with what's in front of him, soak in the joys life offers him, and to tune in, rather than to go through life being a Squidward, half awake, worrying about constructed standards of perfection and achievement, constantly feeling trapped by circumstances beyond his power. In a way, we should selectively aim for Spongebob's ignorance, or rather what it offers him.

[@kennethsagers8576]

@@davidstratton696 the target lady, without other context, doesn't showcase this philosophy as well, the point is that she's just eccentric and a little annoying, but the scene does mirror scenes from Spongebob almost perfectly

[@harvhawkins21]

I find it so funny that the other cashier calls her “Target Lady”

[@JGunit]

"I learned that Coca-Cola was dark brown" Mind blown

[@dncviorel]

Dark brown Coke Matter. :))))

[@-oiiio-3993]

I believe the preferred term is _caramel._

[@pidgespacechild4450]

“Stereotype BUSTED! Ya lern something every day at Terrget!”

[@marlowpop]

Best quote tbh. Nice profile pic too btw

[@SarabellaGignac]

She's an amazing actress of that there is no doubt! However... All 6 Hollywood Mega studios are owned by communist China > Who wants everyone disarmed! ... Inter fighting character assassination smearing/ it's all Rules for Radicals very satanic Saul Alinsky ... Alex Jones is going to "hopefully" have comedy hours >can you imagine truth content >straight through to the human comedic psyche / intake and absorption of the truth/ for the good people of the country... not garbage like this! / Falsely smearing companies for self-gain/ and their gain is > to give the country over to the Communist Chinese!... We need comedy that is factually truthful> not Tavistock level overthrow of the United States/ based on Civil War in-fighting/ based on BS character assassination... SNL has adopted a new slogan of treason?/ false comedy based on false realities /to please the genocide freaks that enslave the masses> in communist China... Why? > because they thought they were going to Overthrow us and Rule through world domination> ... Using NAFTA Billions > commie Chinese have ownership of our entertainment capital ... Trump won in a landslide both electoral and popular votes ... and these treasonous Americans that are getting paid (like tools) for those who are attempting to overthrow the country ... are finding themselves as the small deeply infected evil group /in the corner/ with big lenses to make themselves look Ginormous... they're the paper tigers / this type of Comedy will be studied and watched for> in the future ... Pushing false realities through comedy Paid for by the authoritarians!... Trotsky Stalin Lenin Mao seduce then kill over a hundred million people ... be careful what you laugh at ///

[@michellesitton100]

Sarabella Gignac ok so what do I do or need to know?

[@faerieSAALE]

Work at WALMART and you'll do more than learn something new every day - you're eyes will see such horrors unknown to most people!

[@faerieSAALE]

TERRGET must have loved this constant running satire.

[@emilyroberts3832]

"I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone and the ghosts think I'm AWAKE!" LMFAO

[@haintedhouse3052]

OMG. the best.

[@33lauraj]

It really got me, it's the reason I keep watching it.

[@MirandaInCanada]

Lol flat is where it’s at girlfriend 😝

[@kincaidscourt8768]

What does LMFAO mean - Laughing My Fat Ass Off ?!

[@jaiashmon5544]

Omg I just read this while that moment played

[@ASC3NS10N]

I was getting so annoyed by her voice and character then I realized that it just proves how good of an actor she is.

[@rupshasen1835]

Kenan always looks like hes trying very hard to hold back a smile/laugh

[@quinnrouse3520]

“On the clock, ready to rock” My new saying when going to work.

[@HughGRekshin]

Quinn Rouse I bet your coworkers make fun of you behind your back

[@jacrispy3275]

@@HughGRekshin - alright, "Dick"...

[@richardaylesworth1783]

Rock is what she's smoking. FLA. LOL.

[@HughGRekshin]

Mathew C. Just trying to live up to the Internet persona given to me by Bill Gates in 1983 when I defeated him in an arm wrestling match for the ages!

[@jacrispy3275]

@@HughGRekshin - good job, I applaud you. Besides, Ol' Iron-abs Crabs could beat anyone in an armwrestling contest, with those damn pinchers.

[@Michaelmahony43]

“Drives to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida”😂😂😂

[@suzbone]

And when a man and woman love each other very much, they go check out Canada!

[@davidrmoran]

@@suzbone ooh, let the writers' strike continue

[@jen7]

I honestly cant believe this is the same person playing Cheetah on Wonder Woman!

[@briank5357]

I think about this daily

[@jeromeduffy9270]

Swear as teenagers in the 70s. SE Pa. We did just that. 24 hour burn n turn. Cross the line and come home. 24 hours 1 way

[@hannahbobanana1561]

One time I was buying a bag of Doritos, a case of green tea, and some colored pencils and the cashier asked me if I was having a party...reminds me of Target lady!

[@Diction.ari247]

For some reason I find this really cute😂

[@hannahbobanana1561]

@@Diction.ari247 hahaha I was like “no but you can come over if you want?” 😂

[@dncviorel]

This people (the cashiers) have a very boring job...if they're in mood of a small talk, most likely they really need some kind of stimulent to snap them out of their reality, so it's nice to act accordingly. I always play along with this people if they feel like talking, we live in a society after all.

[@hannahbobanana1561]

@@dncviorel for sure! I work a front desk and almost beg for engagement. It was also New Years and I was like “heck yeah come over!” lol

[@zapkvr]

​@hannahbobanana1561 that's sweet

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

the "half of an almond" part gets me every time. Kristen Wiig is a legend. She can play any type of character, and go above and beyond what was expected.

[@jaimegscott5476]

I really wish to have constant conversations with you, it will give me great pleasure if we get to know each other more better..🙏🥰🙏

[@haintedhouse2990]

agreed and it's "half of an owlmond"

[@brianlash154]

i hate hate hate, when cashiers comment on my purchases

[@FitFoxxyMama]

I thought I was the only one. I especially hate when they read my cards...

[@marianolasco251]

I hate when they take a drive to Florida every month

[@DragonHeir92]

I had a teenager do that at Walgreens when I was making a rather private errand. The awakardness...🙄😬

[@sandyt3104]

I had an old woman cashier the other week ring up my purchases with a running commentary, including that “no one would wear a turquoise blue skirt” and that two of the shirts I got looked like “handkerchiefs in her husbands drawer”. I didn’t tell her to go fuck herself, but I wanted to.

[@flamegenie3923]

@HN My literal job is being the cashier for self checkout. The only real thing you do by yourself in self checkout is scan the items. Especially at my store becuase the scales are so sensitive.

[@possumpropaganda6684]

"Voids take a lot of energy, I think I'll need half of an almond" I laughed until I got a headache

[@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721]

Are you SERIOUS?!?! You laughed at that??? You must have just hit a bong if you think that's funny. Make sure you never watch old reruns of SNL from back in the '90s. Your head will explode.

[@possumpropaganda6684]

@@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 buh bye.

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Possum Propaganda - A headache? Oh, poor baby. Here, have half of this aspirin. But watch out for the head rush.

[@moynkey]

Are ok? Have you eaten your half of an almond today? I don’t want you faint for having low glucose levels in your blood

[@abic9048]

@@williamjohnsonwilliamjohns1721 who hurt you

[@wicky1]

$38.51 for a Madagascar DVD, Degree deodorant and paper plates? That still doesn't seem right lol

[@user-il1zz4lf4x]

I know right seems a little low priced for target

[@jana_d6186]

the way she puts up her hands up when she’s excited is SO FUNNY😭

[@bleach7343]

The almond thing killed me!😂 I luv the way she says "ale-mond"

[@lindseybertke7999]

Vampire Queen that’s how I pronounce it just to be obnoxious!! 😂

[@loveschile7339]

I didnt even realize that's what she was saying at first. Lol

[@nancyvalladares8157]

Beta dan gas oh lean

[@jusme164]

Yasss

[@xyz86457]

I thought it was an m&m 😂

[@samluthenberg1751]

I love how Kristen plays annoying character too well.

[@annamariamazzola7486]

Cause she is annoying😂

[@Taradise85]

Cause she is really annoying and cringe in real life

[@Melanie-jy2nw]

I hate how people love to post negative shit under positive sweet comments 🙄

[@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e]

She's got such a great range tho, funniest chick i know

[@Therealshabbosqueen]

@@Taradise85 sooooooooooooooo not.

[@Pippa87]

“I don’t know you. But I have a feeling you are.” I’ve been there

[@fdm1209]

Actually, I kinda love how she appreciates the small things

[@Yadayadayada95]

'Are you a hoarder?' killed me LMAO

[@rajinidemurugan5843]

+Lasse Meaning?

[@szinga]

+Rajini de Murugan a hoarder is a person who hoards things. like a dragon. things. more things. all the things. roarrrrrr.

[@brottarnacke]

+Rajini de Murugan Make a picture search on "hoarder" and you'll now what kind of a person a hoarder is. :-)

+szinga Maybe dragons existed but they sure didnt hoard things

[@szinga]

purplinko nice try to ruin my childhood. i applaud you, it almost worked. :o

[@itsme-kp]

Target lady is really my inner monologue

[@ghost-dude867]

Aw Yiss saaaaameee 😂

[@CosmaPaulaton]

You mean terget? Do you need half an elmand?

[@Mynipplesmychoice]

i saw your comment yesterday and i let it swish around ferment then infect me again. And the verdict i came up with is: That we should duck. p.s. replace the d with f ;)

[@arandompersonontheinternet8726]

Aw Yiss “are you a hoarder?”

[@devika1230]

@@Mynipplesmychoice s

[@MINA-yq4cc]

4:03 BAHAHAAA I lost it!! The reasoning was HILARIOUS! Hahahaa!

[@AitanDemon]

"¿Your what?" Man her face is so good HAHAHAHA

[@beeleg]

My sociology teacher says “stereotype busted!” and I just got that reference.

[@Miolnir3]

pleasant features.

[@beeleg]

FacTor what?

[@Miolnir3]

The face. The girl in your profile picture... If that's actually you, let me blush real quick... (#^_^#) :P

[@beeleg]

FacTor oh lol, yeah that’s me. Thank you :)

[@louistournas120]

@@beeleg : I didn't know that people used their own picture.

[@en273]

Whoever writes the target lady scripts is a genuine genius.

[@lizmowrey9866]

Yes

[@KP-zb1tr]

en273 Kristen Wiig came up with the character.

[@austinisafk6758]

he's right. This is a rip off from another show

Mad TV writers wrote this skit first. I hate when shows bite off of other shows...just pure laziness AF.

[@starrfishhill]

They write their own skits...

[@shopsshire9282]

Anybody here watching this get after the April 2024 Target Circle Week commercials with Kristen whigg in them?

[@isabellaperini8940]

who ever laughs at 2:02 rlly loud has the best laugh i’ve ever heard

[@shortjohnsilver4605]

"Every month, a woman... - drives to Florida just to take a quick look at Florida?"

[@theflyingdino7749]

I got the 666th like

[@SkyrimKnight1]

TOASTED DINO SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@masterchief5437]

They must have a waterfall somewhere in Florida or it must be warm... at the beach

[@SkyrimKnight1]

i don’t get it chief

[@masterchief5437]

@@SkyrimKnight1 its just me being rude with jokes lol

[@tresimons9935]

There is a girl in my class who has this personality. She drives me insane.

[@oceanicblue3773]

😝😂

[@chantalschug9557]

Ellen DeGeneres as disappointed me after our movement she's gone a liar ,cold hearted I believed her about being nice I will want nothing or associate with her!!!!! Chantal schug Minnesota, Brooklyn park

[@thepuffin4920]

Chantal Schug what

[@barbarabermudes1287]

@@chantalschug9557 Are you ok?

[@ramonanaya6236]

Sounds annoying

[@illwind]

"Yesterday I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown" my favorite line tbh

[@jenhasken]

Kristen doesn’t appear to read any cue cards assuming this was done live. Unbelievable, she is so great.

[@charlesk2343]

*gets anxiety because she never picked up the 40 dollars cash off the conveyor belt*

[@sadboycaesar8718]

Charles k now you gave me some.

[@superagario9249]

Charles k The black guy stole it 🤣

[@carlcushmanhybels8159]

@@superagario9249 he left it there, as did the other actors. like you, i watched it.

[@junemoon4826]

I'm wondering how a movie, paper plates and deodorant cost almost $40.00.

[@XeninaCalifornia]

Ikr!

[@JOTennisVid]

"I better eat that other half of the almond" LOL.

[@gregdebacker4998]

Im better

[@Tubebrerry]

I've seen a couple versions of this skit now. Seems like a character in search of a writer.

[@Tubebrerry]

That'sa what I'ma thinkin'.

[@rammehta6864]

JOTennisVid kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJjHn5dnrqeMnJI

[@ohiosouthpaw1]

Better!

[@Adovian_The_Star]

The fact that Target brought this skit to LIFE 😂😂

[@flygrrrrl3753]

Oooooh, ok now I get it. Thought either Target sold time machines or somehow KZbin had the wrong video date.

[@ericrinald6249]

"So the ghosts think I'm awake" omg that's awesome haha

[@avac1140]

That terrget ladie reminds me of my 8 year old cousin. They look exactly alike, talk the same, and are both really enthusiastic about everything for no reason

[@midinerd]

HAHAHA YOUR SENTENCE WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@akaak8029]

Ava Coiner SAME

[@mar2d258]

lady. the way you chose to spell it was so odd lol also, your cousin sounds great. what an I interesting child.

[@silkishiding3513]

Mania. Bipolar I or II

[@noneya7910]

She reminds me of this girl I used to work with at McDonalds. I went to high school with her and she was a little insane. She’d also sing loudly during her breaks and when there was downtime

[@ladydjiv]

“Are yew a hoarder? ...Cause sometimes I think I am.” “I don’t know you. But I have a feeling that you are.”

[@VictorMartinez-eu3zl]

I'm sorry but the "Are you a hoarder" That's the best line ever

[@deanabug777]

Kristen Wiig was stellar on SNL. She always committed 100% and never broke character to laugh. She is a comedy superhero. So many great characters that she brought to live .

[@tadmartin3049]

Say it, girlfriend! Yay, Terrget!

[@EJartistry]

“Flat is where it’s at, girlfriend!” 😂

[@mikedowner515]

Dang, me and my 'shovel butt' are workin' it......

[@Edible_Kittens]

Flat is justice.

[@vwd3437]

☠️☠️☠️

[@lizzyfredrick2363]

She a lesbian

[@whitelion1111]

"I'm on the clock and ready to rock", imma use this line at work

[@NAConen]

On behalf of your coworkers, please don’t do that.

[@whitelion1111]

@@NAConen they like it

[@JozeeWalz]

But you gotta raise your arms and scream it when you say it

[@whitelion1111]

@@JozeeWalz hell yeah, and my sunglasses on

[@kieneo8536]

You still doin it?

[@jorgecardenas5773]

Target new commercial brought you here 🎯

[@nothing1075]

The fact that this character is the main character for the new target commercials is crazy.

[@boyinabottle3205]

The most unrealistic part about these videos is that everyone only leaves with like 5 items

[@brentpeterson5526]

Nailed it

[@veeglover]

Lol...yeah, right! No one, and I mean no one goes into a Target, Wal-Mart, grocery store or ANY DOLLAR STORE (I dare you!)and come out with what your "singular" purchase (yeah, right) OR just 5 intended items. NO ONE DOES THAT. All good intentions are thrown to the wind and you end up spending at least $10(or buying 8-10 items instead). 😄😂

[@veeglover]

😆

[@joncampos5551]

Boyinabottle I could NEVER do that anywhere! Especially Dollar Tree. Lol

[@johncotter1600]

@@veeglover I do it all the time

[@nelysilva7489]

Kristen wigg is wearing a wig

[@hgb0005]

Wiig

[@maximilianraphael9853]

Such a wiggceptional comment

[@namesurname8460]

Wiig

[@lemonierfroggie4904]

thigg

[@xl000]

not necessarily

[@codyfromhumanresources6435]

Reminds me of a lady I worked with at my old job, this is an almost identical persona. Very eccentric and not great with social cues but always super nice and talkative. We didn’t talk too much at work and the store closed down a few years ago, but she still always wishes me happy birthday on Facebook.

[@NimoAwil-cq9ls]

"Drives to Florida just to a quick look at Florida ..." LMAO

[@padphak2021]

is there any role she CANT do? she is a genius

[@yasmin030ya]

yeah, Kristen wiig is hilarious

[@zac-lemacaque]

actress

[@zac-lemacaque]

***** oh K, i Guess i shouldn't give lesson as à french noobie

[@wce4eva843]

Fuck you everybody

[@wrenegade6283]

WCE4Eva! Why? Rude...

[@cyanspartan1757]

Target Lady *eats the other almond half* My brain: R E S T O R A T I O N 1 0 0

[@franklamsberg2662]

She also should started her career in In Living Color as the female Jim Carrey 😂🤣

[@SNLCherioteri]

Hehehe 😂

[@HollywoodConnection-JAST]

is that her when she's sober? Dont give her any drinks

[@barnabaskathindi621]

I love how she asks "Where did did you get this" then runs off with the product😂😂😂😂

[@STACIOUS7]

Barnabas Kathindi same, the first time I watched it and she said that I legit laughed so much I was crying. It was even more hysterical when she didn't know the purpose of the maxi pads 🤣🤣🤣

[@Eleahchris]

😂😂😂😂

[@yasminister2011]

😅😂😂😂

[@leathelesbo865]

"My eyes feel like I have been staring at the sun AGAIN." DAMMIT TARGET LADY

[@Miolnir3]

What was the name of the anime on your profile pic? just a nostalgic curiosity, that's all.

[@leathelesbo865]

@@Miolnir3 Sailor Moon hahahaha

[@daisymay6684]

Terget

[@bleach7343]

@@daisymay6684 WELCOME TO TERGRRT!

[@Shteve67]

Her accent cracks me up. This is my favorite character of Kristin Wiig’s.

[@vanessab.6682]

It's funny how she is like move over, it's my turn to work. You usually have to wait and wait and wait for the next employee to take over.

[@anniesiegel153]

The way she looked at her when she mentioned her girlfriend is literally anyone at my school whenever I mention the girl I like

[@jeanakatherine9369]

How old are u?

[@imcallingjapan2178]

Pay no attention to them, things get much better after you finish school.

[@hollyelizabethrose]

@blad90 Oh shut the fuck up.

[@Sarkam]

Nobody cares, it's 2019. if you're going to target to get instagram cred for your throwaway 'bisexual' girlfriend then go get bent.

[@Koikama]

@blad90 You seem to care a whole lot about this. Are you gay, dearie?

[@cyndiscofield9162]

"Does she have hair that looks like she got bangs that go all around her head and never stop?"

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

No, that would be club kid Macauley Culkin.

[@aprilshowers261]

Bowl cut, baby

[@evelyns5258]

I know you're supposed to be annoyed with her or hate her but I honestly love her. Like she's crazy but she's so genuine like I can't help but enjoy her

[@lindahandley5267]

I just have to come here and watch this every now and then when I need to laugh.

[@MassiveGamingBeast]

why is no one talking about how a dvd, deodorant & some paper plates costed $38 • edit: *cost. lmao english isn’t my first language 😭 i didn’t think it would get more than 2 likes let alone have 10 people in the replies crying abt my grammar. my deepest condolences to all the people who seem to be deeply affected by my grammar😂😂

[@goldengod5915]

Let's assume the setting is in a Target in Los Angeles, where the sales tax rate is 9.5%. Even though it'd be ridiculous, let's say the DVD was $25.99, plates were $5.99, and the deodorant was $3.19. That gets you to $35 and change, and add tax to that, you've got a total of about $38. Of course, there's no way a 2005 movie would be 26 fucking dollars in 2013, so my argument falls flat.

[@follojesusfj2705]

Because the writer's maybe referencing to how expensive Tar-jay is.

[@goldengod5915]

@@follojesusfj2705 I really should've thought of this

[@Thunder_Dome45]

It's target.

[@goldengod5915]

@@Thunder_Dome45 You're Target

[@icantthinkofanything798]

Saying the word girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean lesbian, every woman over 50 I've ever met has used that word to just refer to female friends.

[@nebulanoir69]

i cant think of anything or just a lesbian

[@carmita135]

Right that's how I describe my girl friends.

[@dumbb6178]

JUST GALS BEING PALS

[@kiramiryam208]

It’s true, my great aunt always says that and it confused me when I was younger haha

[@Tonithealtwing]

Or they could be bi/pan.

[@stephaniecollins6052]

I work as a cashier and sometimes feel like her because I want to go buy the interesting things I see. Today someone did buy about 20 cards.

[@PatMahomesBurner15]

Wiig Is Funny as Hell

[@MichelleMoraaa]

“It’ll be 441 dollars.” Literally what it’s like to shop at target.

[@flashgordon3715]

Shop around, its easy to find better prices than target

[@yankee2666]

Don't be ridiculous.

[@sexobscura]

shop at Coles

[@DrSlick]

Better than shopping at Walmart.

[@janemarsh759]

"Drives to Florida just to see Florida " lol

[@dansingwithpiano4509]

She better not drive to Florida

[@-simplicity7551]

@Bob Loblaw More like a rainy, humid marshland.

[@-simplicity7551]

@Bob Loblaw Yikes. Yeah its everyones winter escape, but ofc my family drug me there in summer. Worst weather.

[@zeldahandel6211]

Aidy: "my girlfriend is waiting in the car." Kate: Is in the car. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

[@maemars9026]

'I like to cut out the models' eyes and put them on my eyelids so when I'm asleep my birds never feel alone, and the ghosts think I'm awake!' Lol 😂

[@devendra_c]

"I cut the model's eyes and put them on my eyelids so that the birds dont feel alone when i am asleep and the ghosts would think tht i am awake...!!!" How can anybody can come up wid smthing like this...?? hahahaha Love you Kirsten soooooo much!!!

[@Lauren-hq8uf]

Devendra Chaure I 100% bet John Mulaney wrote that, it's such a him thing to say 😅

[@kit-fg9ev]

Kirsten used Target Lady in her audition so I'm sure the bulk of that character is written by herself. That said, it does sound like a Mulaney line.

[@ohyeah2080]

It wasn't even funny

[@ritamcintyre8203]

Oh Yeah? Ah it was to some people. Not to others :)

[@sarahmcclanahan8006]

AHAHAAHAHAHA I Loved that one!!!

[@liviusss]

STEREOTYPE BUSTED! I learn something everyday at Terrrget!

[@lordcerrousV]

liviusss yesterday I learned that Coca Cola is derrk brown

[@bombdottcom111]

lol!

[@cattathat]

😂👍

[@rockyturnage6343]

i read this as she said it lmao

[@somebody_ate_alaska]

That line was actually adorable owo

[@brodypenn]

“Don’t worry, I won’t look at your card.” *Sifts through everyone’s items and comments on each one*

[@anayelisoria37]

I've been a cashier at Cotsco and Wal Mart and I can tell you a couple things, 1 as a cashier you can't bring products from the store into your station, if you need or want something you must wait till your shift is over and get into the store as a regular client, 2 You can't eat anything while in your station, even a bottle of water must pass and be checked and marked by security and 3 NOBODY HAS BEEN THIS HAPPY TO WORK AT RETAIL....EVER

[@heyitsnathanofficial]

WELCOME TO TERGET

[@KawaiiLollypop]

I love Kenan's lil enthused "How come?!" after the Target Lady tells him abt keeping all her magazines. There's just something abt one of her customers finding amusement in her antics instead of annoyance/discomfort that I find endearing.

[@pendafen7405]

love how Kenan easily humours her. like he's probably had way worse and crazier cashier experiences

[@askthepizzaguy]

The way she pronounces "almond" is hysterical in and of itself.

[@marinemccord1059]

I love that the black guy was immediately like, “screw this I’m out” 🙌🏽

[@jeffreysteik3153]

Jay..... His name is jay

[@bee748]

Me too

[@321330078]

Yes, like most horror situations 😂

[@adrianlekay7715]

What did you love about that?

[@whatlenalikes1674]

@Jeffrey Steik am i missing a joke here bc that’s keenan

[@BlueMHart]

"It's just a job!" he tells the person whose name is literally Target Lady.

[@johnhawley9717]

No

[@transmission5694]

i headcannon that she doesnt actually work there, she just really likes the job and showed up one day. no one knows her real name so they just call her "target lady". they just kinda let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

[@TomM2727]

Target brought me here with their new "Target Circle Week" ad 😆

[@songbird6414]

I like to imagine this being Kristen’s audition tape for WW84

[@lookitmom0687]

I wish i was as enthusiastic about anything as this woman was about working at Target

[@ryanlilly7264]

The way she says “are you a hoarder” always kills me

[@iosoi3145]

There's a Target Lady so similar to this at my nearest Kmart. I overheard her co-worker saying to her "what are you on though? Seriously!" 😂

[@SorbetthekindUbuyina2ndhandsto]

😂 i worked with a woman that kinda reminds me of this wacko lol. She was one of the strangest folks you or i would ever meet. I like nerds, geeks, quirky, goofy, silly people, but she always has to be Extra. Always has to be in opposition. The main thing i never understood was her hypocrisy. And her daily failure to wash her hands after using the restroom 😝

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

She made me so happy to see her this circle week hahaha this target lady character is the new Flo, Kristen is a legend!

[@GreenWeasel11]

Hey, he called a "guest" a "customer". He's not a real Target employee, excuse me, "team member".

[@ajnachakraguy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GreenWeasel11]

@Nathan Taffijn Well, maybe a few. I saw someone get arrested in the parking lot for shoplifting when I worked there.

[@phoeberulesall1294]

As a former target team member, I aggressively looked through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

[@GreenWeasel11]

@@phoeberulesall1294 and nobody mentioned the RedCard! Not that I blame them.

[@denisecontreras1635]

I think calling a customer a guest is just plain weird. Just like calling a team employee a team member is even more weird.

[@byronsenior6499]

She's such a great actress. This is such an easy role to overdue. But she gets the mannerisms and physical expressions just right.

[@MiroPribanic]

I got the feeling that there is nobody who could fill that role as Kristen...she is sooo over the top

[@kustomkure]

I always feel sad for this lady in this sketch. She is so alone and everybody avoids her.

[@pim666]

Daniel Korolev She has Peg!!

[@user-tc1ol9if5j]

and she's still hanging on, which is even more sad. after every watching these Target Lady sketches I want to give a hug to this lady

[@kustomkure]

Рустем Стерлигов completely agree, чувак

[@momof2796]

belive it or not i once encoutered a target lady like this..she went on talking abd i didnot get a word..i had a headache because of her

[@thatdude1278]

Had the same feelings for the singing lady with tiny hands from other sketch

[@tomripsin730]

2:35 $38.51 for a DVD, deodorant and some paper plates?

[@jessn.2665]

Tom Ripsin maybe it was Blu-ray

[@tomripsin730]

@@jessn.2665 Here's an old guy question: Did they have those in 2013?

[@shopsshire9282]

You can pay this price at Target in 2018 for these three items if you have the right brands.

[@camicupid5306]

I think $20 was an "escape the Terrrget lady tax"

[@OctoganicAngel]

Yes. This is Target we’re talking about.

[@Robrtttt.7]

Kristen Wiig always plays the BEST characters😂

[@dolst]

Surprised to see funny SNL content from 10 years ago. What a delightful little gem! Surf Wisely.

[@leonelguerra380]

Kristen Wiig is the queen of comedy ♡

[@JK-cs1fd]

+Leonel Guerra ??

[@ixlnxs]

Right on! No-one does awkward characters as awkwardly as Kristen

[@djdb1214]

I say McCarthey

[@forensicsciencefan5645]

Not even close.

[@lordcerrousV]

Leonel Guerra no it’s Melissa McCarthy

[@d.c.copeland2137]

"Drive down to Florida just to get a quick look at Florida" LOL

[@FilmSureelist97]

This is how corporate retailers expect all of their cashiers to be like 😂😂

[@maddyrose80]

Kristen Wiig is a national treasure

[@melokebeni2784]

"voids take up so much energy I think I need half of an almond" dead