Scared Straight: Trespassing with Charles Barkley - SNL

Lorenzo McIntosh (Kenan Thompson) brings his dad Marvin (Charles Barkley) to scare some trespassing kids straight with stories from their lives that sound suspiciously similar to Aladdin, Jerry Maguire and The Matrix. [Season 35, 2010]
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[@asgarders6717]

How to tell when Bill is about to break: He covers his mouth. So basically the entirety of this skit.

[@sanazj3232]

i think he's freaking out

[@apseudonym]

@@sanazj3232 yeah he's full anxious in this one

[@asgarders6717]

s yeah now that you say it that’s very likely. It sucks that he had to go through that every night :(

[@reynoldswrap1359]

he covers his mouth when he gets anxious

[@apseudonym]

@@asgarders6717 yeah i was listening to a podcast with terry gross and bill said he was frequently worried that either a piece of equipment would fall on him or someone from the audience would rush the stage and try to hurt him. 2010 in particular seems like a tough time for him, he was really skinny and had a few panic attacks on air that year

[@motazksa4506]

- let me guess : cannibalism ? - no that's a horrible guess . ROFL

[@Heavenzvoice]

m-grey ksa yeah that was funny...

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

"Good guess, son"

[@laminlatrel6402]

Trespassing Huh?? 🤭😁😄🤣🤣🤣

[@NZXT6]

Don’t forget the “good guess son”

[@mr.l8723]

Good guess son!

[@Flandersned08]

The writing for this sketch is just genius. + Bill Hader's face is priceless. Please do more this season

[@JunJunisKing]

i hope ur being sarcastic, literally every one of these awful skits is the same...

[@Flandersned08]

Minzii111 The plot is always the same but the puns between movie refrence and prison sex is always new.

[@DiscoSamurai]

Tommy Tedji Also, the delivery by Kenan is just priceless, hahaha.

[@harley7836]

Tommy Tedji kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXirhGqJer6Fo7s this one is the funniest, they all broke character because of Tracey! XoX

[@lilyfatla6781]

"Lemme guess cannibalism" "good guess son"

[@treehuggerkyle]

Lily Fatla That was a *horrible* guess!

[@Uurrgg3]

I get it. It’s cause they’re white people 🤣🤣🤣

[@RoseNoho]

@@Uurrgg3 I didn't think it had anything to do with race. It was just a random horrific act, and what they actually did was quite trivial.

[@MISTYEYED.]

@@Uurrgg3 EXACTLY!!!!

[@murderc27]

@@RoseNoho ahhh come on, Rose... That was racist.

[@bigdawgblast2558]

I love when bill hader breaks character

[@fakecandyheart]

Uncle Boobar dude me too! I crack up everytime he does and I can't say that about anyone else

[@MattPawlowski]

If you love when he breaks character, then you won't want to miss.... Every other skit he's ever been in. And no, that's not a shot at him. I also love when he breaks.

[@DJB1017]

@@MattPawlowski Yeah that's partially because the funniest skits they wrote when he was on the show always involved him. Plus a few of the writers actually tried to get him to break. They used to change the prompter right before Stephan skits purposely to get him to break. I think it was mostly Mulaney.

[@MattPawlowski]

@@DJB1017 that's great. More of that should happen. You know it's ridiculous and funny when they can't keep it in. Lots of people hate when actors break. The best part of movies are the gag reel.

[@OvSpP]

Barry’s life really went off track after this.

[@jaetowns]

Jason Sudeikis subtlety in the background agreeing with Keenan’s stories make it even more funny😂😂😂😂

[@casanova4177]

jaetowns that’s right !

[@stlviking58]

That's right

[@noneofyourbusiness2889]

and how he stood up too when Keenan says get on yo feet 🤣

[@yabuzagardens366]

Keenan murdered this skit

[@yavileyneecartagena4180]

Ytd ds dDf d xfxhvh. Bb h vb baby bin check haha haha go for can find know you you really enjoyed seeing aka

[@ratrandy7526]

Yavileynee Cartagena what the fuck u talking about

[@joonaspenttila201]

@@yavileyneecartagena4180 i really didnt like it

[@smivansquarepants662]

Thanos Is superior lol what’s he smoking

[@dylanweiss6719]

Do u mean that in a good or bad way

[@jimhunt2184]

Does anyone else notice Jason Sudeikis always listens when they say sit down and stand up

[@jhlove82]

jim hunt yes, lol

[@Heavenzvoice]

jim hunt yes!!! I think it’s hilarious but no one really laughs.

[@11lewiskyle]

I just noticed that tbh i never looked at him lmfao thats a good find tho!

[@tiffanifarrington4039]

I laughed but I guess no one else saw lol

[@thalastpoet]

I have watched this a dozen times and never noticed til now lol 😆

[@cadenmcfate3558]

4:35 you can see Keenan mouthing Barkley’s lines in preparation for his. It’s kinda cool to see how this outrageous role he’s playing still needs his full focus

[@danuk2136]

Wow.. good eye

[@SlickGokuBaby]

Kenan probably wrote the line lol and was proud of the delivery.

[@treehuggerkyle]

Good catch! You’re right, that’s focus!

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

@@SlickGokuBaby No his helping Barkly out his not excatly an actor. His never done this before!

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

"You'll have three wishes. Stop, please stop and kill me" Who knew a Disney referenced prison-rape joke could be so funny.

[@leahlulu5260]

Matthew St Vincent when u finish watching 13 reasons why s.2 it's not as funny 😁

[@OvSpP]

Who didn't know, CAUSE THIS IS REAL!

[@justinmraap]

"They gon' be so Jafar up your butt..." lol

[@charlessalvador7251]

I dont mean to be so offtopic but does anyone know of a way to get back into an Instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I appreciate any tips you can offer me!

[@tristankason1925]

@Charles Salvador instablaster ;)

[@SabaDhutt]

Barkley is so bad, it works.

[@michaeljohng4029]

Fakkz

[@geturlife1694]

Mcbeg33 lmaooooo

[@TobyIsAWoman]

He's so bad they gave him like 3 lines😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

His face makes every role suit him. Until he has any lines

[@DJB1017]

He's like a black, slightly more understandable Andre the Giant.

[@Linmus]

Watching Barkley try to hold it together is the funniest part. Edit: Actually Kenan killed this, he had everyone breaking character.

[@harley7836]

Brandon Green kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXirhGqJer6Fo7s this one is the funniest, they all broke character because of Tracey! XoX

[@KrimsonVagus]

You can tell Kenan was really enjoying this role

[@bebeluv9272]

Is that a sigil??

[@kendeng9828]

KrimsonVagus pnl

[@prettyponymonster]

He excels in the silly supposed to be straight roles. Comes from all that and kenan and kel all the way through what it does.

[@mr.l8723]

One of my favorite SNL characters 😂😂😂

[@jonahstarr9669]

Thank you for reviewing this

[@mfanal5916]

3:33 “Here’s the border we crossed it, now where’s our health insurance” Lmao one of the best lines on SNL

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂😂😂

[@MM-ud1xf]

Kenan has 90% of the lines yet Chuck is constantly staring at the cue cards. 😂🤣

[@michaelparkes4779]

hey, man... here's the border, we crossed it... now where's our health insurance?

[@rickrose5377]

Michael Parkes Love the Bacon profile image. Nice work.

[@MaxOakland]

DemonBull88 No it's not

[@sarah_b_555]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@gwatt9239]

What border Canada’s lmao

[@jaxon5970]

Max Oakland yes it is

[@Treaxvour]

I love that Keenan makes me laugh as an adult just as much as he did when I was a kid.

[@katerocks82196]

Between Bill's giggling and Jason shouting "Do it! Do it!" in the background, it's like everyone in the sketch just briefly turned back into 10 year olds once the wet willie happened. Sometimes it really is nice to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same XD

[@jashanestone]

@ 3:16 "Here's a demonstration. This is you" (Kenan does the Matrix) "Guess what this is? 👈👈👈👈... Body fluid!!!" (Sudeikis sneaks in a hi-five) 😂😂😂

[@b.satrya918]

Didn't see that slight hi-five!

[@gerardtur9378]

Kenan is showing all his Nickelodeon moves, he's going nuuuuuts

[@madwithhats]

Gerard Tur And he ain't talkin Planters nuts. He's talkin big brown, hairy, ashy nuts. CAUSE' THIS HERE IS REAL!!!! 😂🤣

[@Beverly_Dingus]

"Okay, that's Jerry Maguire." "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[@ThePrototypemusic]

Lmmfao

[@joshuakissner8102]

That scream had me dead

[@bryanmares3830]

@David Stephens 😂

[@SPsp321]

Hahaaa love this. Keenan messing with bill is priceless. Absolutely love bill hader!!

[@LastNameEaster]

Haven't seen Barkley act since his Oscar-worthy performance in "Space Jam"...what an American Treasure!

[@ctaylor2805]

La-Rel Easter lol! Bring the savageness down alittle will ya. 😁

[@nancybogart3899]

La-Rel Easter wHERE CAN I FIND THAT PLEASE? Is it a real movie? Thank you

[@Jdubski-dk7ml]

It wasn’t a dream! It really happened!!

[@Evija3000]

Lol, Bill seems to be cracking up during most of this skit.

[@wavygravy344]

I love how this series is just kenan assaulting bobby andy and bill

[@cashewbag]

Bill is always on the verge of breaking character LMFAO

[@lindsays7232]

Kenan's just having the time of his life in this.

[@elcheapo9444]

"Cannibalism?" Lol.

[@larrymcjones]

Jay Shanker “Good guess Son..”

[@marlonrando9272]

Horrible guess.

[@MollyMeep]

The moment when Kenan goes "EEEEEEEEE" is when we know Bill's gonna lose it, and it's the most adorable thing ever! 😂♡

[@trentyates418]

Hilarious the way kenan threw the shoe up the wall, had me dying 😂😂😂

[@filmfangirls9163]

I had to rewind the scene where Bill broke so many times 😂

[@nefwaenre]

This skit series is just awesome! Bill breaks every time and his Stefon comes out too! Everyone breaks as well! The jokes, the messing around, oh this is the best!

[@Kayy3020]

On every one of these he takes his damn shoe haha!

[@nancybogart3899]

Kirsty M I LOVE THAT PART TOO!!!! Always throwing stuff! FAVORITE PART !!!

[@suzieb4087]

That moment when Bill Hader lost it.. 😂😂

[@juliaerickson2399]

TRESSPASSIN HUH?!? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, ITS RABIES

[@pondababa4197]

Keenan is an SNL LEGEND. This recurring sketch is one of the most solid premises in history too. It's initiated flawlessly every time. And it will always be new because of the movies and the ensuing puns.

[@twentyshadesnerdier]

I loved how Jason high fived Kenan😂😂😂

[@surrenramachandran2438]

"Boy, shut your damn mouth !!" "Cause this is real !!" 2 simple yet wonderful lines

[@sjsharkruiz1]

Man when he said body fluids I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@johnpelletier7641]

Kenan is Top 5 SNL all time.

[@johnpelletier7641]

@Ronald Dickens I don't think Kenan ever uses cue cards.

[@tigolbitties8008]

Love how they're wearing lifting belts

[@elizabethwentorf379]

Did anyone else notice that the middle wanted poster in the doorframe behind the police officer looks suspiciously like the police officer, but without the glasses

[@hopaideia]

I like that the officer also stands and sits, following the contradictory instructions that offenders receive

[@zeke6319]

I got tears in my eyes from this. They look like they're having too much fun.

[@johnguillen68]

Love these skits. Keenan is the ultimate actor. How does he keep a straight face?

[@blackpanter9572]

Wet willy was hillarious!!!

[@priscillajimenez27]

Carina Carter if I was Bill about to crack up, I would've made a cry out of discontent to go more with the scenario and release my held in laughter at the same time lol

[@shawnbaker3245]

They both almost broke.

[@DD-sq3mr]

he improved that wet willy shit? lmfao i died

[@shreyk8517]

4:20

[@victorramirez522]

Carina Carter he broke character 😂😂😂

[@boo_wl]

i never realised up until right now that i dont think ive ever seen samberg crack

[@MisssKayy]

jaduu jae ...and that's why he makes the big bucks!

[@bradenmyers8588]

Title of your sex tape

[@dollarama5604]

"That's when you break" has lots is clips. It's the 40th anniversary digital short

[@wilvanwyk4478]

It's so funny to see even the cop gets on his feet when Lorenzo tells them to get on their feet! 🤣

[@colinburleigh306]

Kenan Thompson is literally perfection

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

“You wanna hang out with a Genie that sounds like Mrs. Doubtfire???? Cause this here is REAL!!!” 😂🤣😂🤣 Keenan should be locked up for real cause he killed here 😂 I laughed from start to finish.

[@frillydress]

“Jafar up your butt” is hilarious 💀

[@alison4316]

I love it when Bill Hader breaks 😂

[@getgooder360]

Charles Barkley looking like the giant from the Princess Bride

[@trina7012]

bill hader is too precious I AM CRYING

[@gameguru1234]

This is a brilliant sketch

[@corpsie666]

Charles' delivery of the rabies line is epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄

[@webo4]

Kenan is funny. The part where he took.his shoe off and threw it was great

[@rebeccahopkins9522]

“EEEEEEE THAT AINT NO JERRY MCGUIRE!!!” 😂🤣

[@OvSpP]

Barry’s life really went off track after this.

[@silviareyes136]

Cannibalism? 😂 😂 😂

[@nottheoriginalhandle]

Silvia Reyes that’s a good guess 😂😂

[@tawnygaona9114]

I love sketches where Kenan is the focal point. They should bring back this one and What Up With That.

[@TheBatmanjb]

The best part is when he takes and throws off the shoe I can't stop laughing, how is that related rabies

[@TheClassicMagda]

0:32 Barkley: "Sit yo A** down" hahaha I'm shook

[@lucyslayage]

These skits are my favourite things ever Andy is so good and bill is just dying in every single one aaah

[@overwatchpotg9783]

"Oh we crossed the border there, now where is our health insurance" LMAO

[@LeahIsHereNow]

Kenan always effs with Bill. It’s so cute! The wet Willy was hopefully improvised, brilliantly!

[@HbkDaTeam]

“This gonna be you 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽” “And you kno wha these are? 👈🏽 BODY FLUID”😂😂

[@ultimatedriversofmachinery]

“Here’s the border we crossed it now where’s are health insurance”😂

[@DD-sq3mr]

Kenan was BORN for SNL his characters are always the best.

[@williamstanziano614]

"Cannibalism." "Good guess, son."

[@madmo_1148]

Lost it when he threw the shoe hahaha

[@c.f.s.vision3596]

milky bloodbone fuckyeah my dude

[@tommyzgrl0709]

I have never seen Keenan Thompson so hilarious 😂😂😂 I am cryin

[@anuwings]

02:47 that's some serious release skills 😂

[@TempoName]

"Kay that's Jerry McGuire" Kenan: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@bohershey4684]

The Scared Straight skits are hilarious 😂

[@cosmosablues3415]

Bill is clearly nervous in this sketch, we may think he is containing is laughter but we can clearly see the tension in is body and on his face, and he is hardly reacting to what's happening around him. He breaks a little at 4:20, but it's out of nervourness, I even think that he is trying not to throw up. We can clearly see his sigh of relief at the end. I feel for him...

[@ARealPhreak]

Uh, not at all. They are very good friends, and he doesn't always know what to expect, but fear and nervousness were not on his mind. Take your fear mongering elsewhere.

[@jnne4048]

*djsbdie i love how jason always finds a new way to get on and off the desk dishejd👌🏾👌🏾💀*

[@ralphbanks814]

I love how they have weight belts lol

[@flam4ngo]

Who else thought - “Jake Peralta?”

[@LivingLifeOutWest]

“Is that what you want?!” Hmmm 😂😂

[@Mrmoviefan123]

One of the challenges of doing this show is that it's live and if you start to crack up, people will see it. It's not like a movie where if you crack up, you just do another take and maybe put the screwed up one in the bloopers on the DVD.

[@carterpennell1058]

The 3:28 mark when Sudeikis high-fives Thompson needlessly. LOL. Reminds me of kissing Jamie Fox on the arm in Maine Justice.

[@molliwilson5639]

I love Charles Barkley!

[@bielsabas4407]

Same here!

[@MitchGriff709]

These scared straight sketches are so underrated...funniest SNL work since "More Cowbell"

[@1976corcho]

Keenan is is a great comidian

[@dustinhayes2623]

3:34 "Here's the border, we crossed it, now where's our health insurance?" LOL

[@brooklynewald1901]

Miss you Bobby 😢😭💖

[@seanbrown1262]

"I crossed the border, now where's my health insurance?" DEAD

[@onedyslexicmf5613]

Only replace the Smith's with Johnson's 💀💀💀

[@ing360]

Bobby’s giggle when he’s getting rough-housed 😂

[@Rexthebrave]

I love these prison puns

[@sharktheory07izilla34]

Keenan the best thing to hit this show since Eddie M....lol

[@Littlefear1]

Bobby's reaction every time Kenan grabs him 🤣

[@brucegainz6648]

Shit after watching the whole clip Keenan need a damn Oscar cuz that shit was good!!! Watched him since he was a kid on All That. Glad he never gave up comedy 👏

[@thepaperstaggering]

That was the best one of these yet.

[@sandrastokes9847]

Lord Charles Barkley couldn't act his way through a school play. I guess this is what makes this so good😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mordorer]

“Trespassing?! That’s how it starts! next thing you know it’s rabies!” 🤣

[@Littlemiss_minnie]

"this is you...... And guess what this is..... BODY FLUIDS!" 😂

[@GREVIEWS02]

I crossed the line no were is my health care

[@sethkelley50]

This sketch is still one of my favorites