Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Larry Bernstein - Saturday Night Live

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Two inmates get graphic when talking about jail to some troubled teenagers. Aired 03/12/11
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[@RandomParkShots]

Love the part where there walking backwards and forwards and zacks saying "i wanna eat him i wanna eat him"

[@spaaaaace8952]

they're*

[@Kgoki890]

Niall Robinson liked it too

[@henrythompson5224]

😂😂😂😂

[@OliveTreeistheTreeofLife]

0Q,0

[@Ms100492]

Where does he say that at

[@westwardmedia9375]

"I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat HIm. I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat Him." I Couldn't Even Breath. I Was Dying Laughing.

[@markekar6021]

literally?

[@westwardmedia9375]

@@markekar6021 Ugh Oh, Guess He's Eating Me Now

[@adamdestro123]

"Yeah, you'll be doing this face, alright. But it won't be a scream coming out, it will be a dude going in!" I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haun-nz1lo]

And u wont get hit in the head with cans of paint u'll get hit in the mouth with nutz n taint...... i cried

[@bigdikbubls]

I had to pause and collect myself there 😂

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

"And it ain't gon be Mike Tyson. It's gon be...well there's actually a good chance it will be Mike Tyson" That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@chaidreamy9865]

Everytime he throws the damn shoe HAHAHAHAH

[@garywilson3042]

Lol

[@Mordorer]

Love your leather

[@calixa]

One of the best re occurring sketches of this era. The formula was just golden. It was always funny. I know this because one time, some developers were trying to buy the goondocks and me and my friends had to find some pirate treasure to pay them off and save our houses.

[@montyfischetti4787]

Wait a minute… that’s just the plot of the Goonies. *waits expectantly for the movie to be spun into a prison rape scenario.

[@khorbit4914]

@@montyfischetti4787 it won't be you and you friends looking for pirates treasure but you and your friends being an ass pirate's pleasure! ( I did my best)

[@iromosushi6291]

@@khorbit4914 *aggressively takes off your shoe and throws it into the wall behind you*

[@ThrawnSr]

@@montyfischetti4787 It won't be you looking for One-eyed Willie's treasure, rather several one eyes willys searching YOUR treasure

[@doctorsuave]

@@ThrawnSr lmao you nailed it

[@masterstepz9800]

“And there won’t be a baby in your papoose there’ll be baby arm in your caboose.” That part killed me

[@LetCode96666]

i died there XD

[@aarondigby5054]

Knocked it out of the park.

[@b4ckwoodbilly]

Keenan aggressively attacking people as this character just don’t get old bruh

[@biancaradelfinger3338]

😂😂😂

[@Jazzman-bj9fq]

Boy, you betta shut yo mouf!!!!!

[@Kawaiikate01]

It’s my fav part of these skits! His arms flailing, barely able to get words out-it’s fantastic!

[@davidtsmith33]

You can say that again.

[@MaleviahBurned]

Doesn't*

[@nkosinathindabane6954]

"Boy you better shut your damn mouth or there ain't gonna be no Collin Firth, they gonna be entering you colon first"lol

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂🤣😂

[@OHG_Fawx]

Keenan's physical comedy is the best part every time 😂

[@halovee.n]

Was that a whimper at 5:37 ?! And Andy trying to control his laugh afterwards XD

[@abdulmalik053]

He definitely sat on his something 🤣🤣🤣

[@redblue5594]

STOPPPP

[@emmanuelvillegas3431]

Hemriods

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

"It won't be Mike Tyson… actually there's a good chance it will be Mike Tyson" HaHaHa

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

lmfao

[@souptart5284]

jake peralta and seth dozerman had such checkered childhoods before they entered the academy. glad they got their lives on track

[@tynoodles7962]

Ha

[@TheBandit025Nova]

They should brought they were best friends in S3

[@nicholasmcglynn6074]

When Zach started walking back & forth, it had me 💀

[@henrythompson5224]

That was funny😂😂😂😂

[@renzo7503]

"I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them", LOL.

[@clemencec3790]

Jason's always the one fully breaking them with that jump on the desk every time lmao

[@Mordorer]

One of these days that pencil is gonna...

[@frighteninggenius2497]

1:57 how dare you detective Diaz... *I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER* *BOOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@neelm.59]

What happens in my bedroom is none of your business

[@theanythingguytag3420]

Watching him slowly loosen his restraints till he was basically free is what had me

[@davemathews7890]

Zach Galifianakis plays this entire scene hidden behind a mask and still manages to get the best laughs.

[@TheUltimateKpopfan]

did jason make that little noise when he sat down

[@jenniferhagan6695]

Funny

[@pls_convert_2_a_JW]

Kenan Thompson recently achieved an impressive twenty years with SNL. So happy that Hader did eight seasons ♥️

[@brynleemurray5977]

"IwannaeatthemIwannaeatthem."

[@josebravo3979]

Bill haders face after the cannible yells out “you bitch” is so funny 😂

[@andysmith9243]

“You won’t get hit in the head with cans of paint, you’ll get hit in the mouth with nuts and taint”

[@kaylahw6916]

Pacing back and forth “I wanna eat him I wanna eat him” HAHAHAHDH

[@nbafun8648]

why is there no more lorenzo its the best snl sketch ever

[@Nina-hd3ik]

nba fun its probably because andy, bill and Jason aren't in the cast anymore...if they did this sketch with other guys it wouldn't be as funny

[@kendrickb7397]

😂😂he kills me when he throws his hands up knowing he went too far

[@niahart8028]

Lol 😆! When Keenan said sit your A down had me laughing he’s truly hilarious!

[@brittanyking4155]

OMG, Andy's "Imma be ME!" gets me every time.

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

"I wanna eat him, I wanna eat him." Lmfaooo

[@JasonBorn89]

They better change their ways or they'll be... living in a van down by the river!

[@dankk2754]

FARLEY

[@jackwarren1687]

Keenan’s quick adjustment after throwing the shoe goes unnoticed but he had to get turned around for the cards, just reflexively fixes it

[@sephirothjc]

The whole structure of this sketch is insane, first they start with a movie plot, then the physical attack and the rape jokes, who came up with that? The more I watch the funnier it gets.

[@thekingofcooldavidtaylor5511]

Love that home alone and hangover reverence

[@terrenceharris-hughes4436]

They should have done one of these two weeks ago with him and Kel as the convicts

[@burnthare9816]

"I want to eat them, I want to eat them..." So funny

[@aac4571]

Zach was just crossing his arms😂

[@foucault8964]

“Man, sit your ass down!” Gets me every time.

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

“EEEEEEEE “ love when kenan does the squeal

[@justicewillprevail1106]

Kenan is hilarious. SNL would not work without him.

[@chiefadam605]

And it won't be Hena Bonham-Carter, there's gonna be a Hella boning in your farter🤣🤣🤣

[@hugohackenbush1554]

"What happens in your ass stays in your ass!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gauravjha3881]

To quote Chad..."Ha ha...taint"

[@itworksonmymachine3876]

“Baby arm in your caboose” deaded me 🤣

[@dr.thriller246]

Zach had to go there with the hangover reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donniepoff5476]

😱”...it’ll be a dude going in!” 😂🤣

[@bobs3141]

The amount of play on words in these skits are awesome

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

This skit is literally the best

[@blianree]

@2:09 it was at that moment that Keenan knew he found someone who could deliver the lines as well as he could write the rhymes

[@raullukebenitez7033]

This one made me spit my drink😂😂😂

[@robmckay5700]

Macintosh!! 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[@johnsykes3526]

Kenan is always amazing he delivers and when the unfortunate day comes when Lorne passes I hope Kenan takes the keys.

[@djcrash7047]

Kiss that shoe goodbye, everytime 😂

[@peculiarjohn6900]

As someone who currently lives about an hour West of Denver, I gotta say that the best part of this whole skit is Andy's t-shirt.

[@esskaycee6053]

These sketches are so well written

[@panchunathadhikary8089]

5:12 This is *LIT!* (No I won't spoil it!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@duncanwallace7760]

The shoe throw slightly terrifies everyone every time!

[@Saveyourbs]

“Nuts and taints” is crazy 😂😂😂

[@mellomellon]

i love how they say absolutely nothing to bill for the first four and a half minutes

[@alexcrawford5350]

2:09 Hah, Bobby Moynihan’s disturbed face, comprehending the statement as if it could potentially turn out to be his future!

[@jeremyblackwater439]

Bobby’s face after Kenan took his shoe 😂

[@sumedha57]

This is the best Scared Straight sketch.

[@samanthamaynard4447]

Bill looks legitimately anxious here.

[@BriannaCarmineAaliya]

From cans of paint to nuts and taint. That was great

[@Foxy02016]

This program really worked for Andy Samburg really turned his life around and became a detective

[@aditirandev3591]

and there ain't gon be no mike tyson.....well actually, there is a big chance it will be mike tyson .

[@chickhazzard]

I love Keenan sooooo much!

[@sceneandseenful]

The writing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loriwest4777]

I LOVE the Scared Straight skits

[@DrifterSam]

Cans of paint Nuts and taint I was dead there

[@Ohanarhythmz]

I live in Vegas so that line. "What happens in ur ass stays in ur ass". That shit is funny.😂

[@victorhopkins4080]

O no!! These are starting to become my favorite sketches!!!

[@alexcrawford5350]

2:02 Well that’s one poem.

[@Nightlord40k]

The shoe throw is the best

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

best one by far. the word play was excellent.

[@SundayMourningLove]

This is, I think, one of the best 'Scared Straight's that SNL has done! Lol!

[@tuttleberry]

It's because Zack didn't try to be a high-intensity copy of Keenan. He did his own strange Hannibal thing which had it's own "shine" within the sketch.

[@trentyates418]

“They gon be entering you colon first” 😂😂😂 Kenan was the best person on SNL, no debate!!!

[@Mac-w5f]

It ain't go be a hangover it's going to be you bent over 😂

[@jeremyp2164]

i feel like zach wrote this one, this is was funny

[@kansascityboi81]

They should Always do these skit on about Scared Straight SNL every other week..☺✔

[@RWAC685]

Double Stuffed Oreo. I Can’t. Kenan Is A True Genius.

[@allenmcdonald1878]

I just love these

[@barbellbilly]

Why is kenan wearing a weightlifting belt?? lol

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

You see guys in prison wearing them! 😂😂😂

[@2008israelramos]

Now that was funny

[@sanyuktharamesh2869]

Kenan killed this!!

[@clarejennings5049]

"It won't be Mike Tyson! Well.. well there is actually a pretty good chance that it will be Mike Tyson." 😂

[@grandlotus1]

Perfect.

[@mariafernandavalbuenatrian2820]

I just noticed that the cop also sits down and stands up when Lorenzo says so

[@cryosapien4607]

Keenan’s voice break at 0:43 makes him sound like he’s a kid on Nickelodeon again lol

[@WhiteCheddar.]

This was some of Keenans best skits

[@tuttleberry]

Yes, agree ...... but ........ this particular Scared Straight sketch worked even better because Zack didn't try to be a high-intensity copy of Keenan. He did his own Hannibal Lecter thing, which worked so well.

[@calcham1]

I really wanted to see this sketch every single year.

[@MrKakashidereck]

I wanna eat them! HAHAHAHA

[@ravenlord6950]

I like how zach comes back just to get one more "stays in your ass" in lmao

[@vinit095]

Dude going in 😂

[@thomas_k.m5185]

The shoe part cracks me up every time 😂😂

[@illfayze]

When they paced back and forth reminded me of Mark from SupremeDreams. He would be HILARIOUS on SNL

[@Mariabea63]

“So what gives ima be me”

[@dillshepherd713]

Nutz and Taint! 😂😂

[@MrGMovieReviews]

“And Helena Bonham Carter there too, because dis here is REAL”

[@compadrelucas]

Chris Farley would have KILLED on this one