Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Larry Bernstein - Saturday Night Live

[@euanmitchell6879]

Sudeikis' tiny whimper when he jumps on the table is amazing.

[@mbot5839]

“And there won’t be a baby in your papoose there’ll be baby arm in your caboose.” That part killed me

[@overlordp.3758]

@Riss A I think it didn't feel good

[@benniec14]

I thought he farted . . . just saying!! LOL!!

[@hey_its_kev]

I think he jumped and sat on his nuts….a dude knows that pain….

[@carlosgarcia9497]

TF even was that lol.

[@RandomParkShots]

Love the part where there walking backwards and forwards and zacks saying "i wanna eat him i wanna eat him"

[@spaaaaace8952]

they're*

[@Kgoki890]

Niall Robinson liked it too

[@henrythompson5224]

😂😂😂😂

[@OliveTreeistheTreeofLife]

0Q,0

[@Ms100492]

Where does he say that at

[@HeWhoGoons]

Keenan aggressively attacking people as this character just don’t get old bruh

[@biancaradelfinger3338]

😂😂😂

[@Jazzman-bj9fq]

Boy, you betta shut yo mouf!!!!!

[@Kawaiikate01]

It’s my fav part of these skits! His arms flailing, barely able to get words out-it’s fantastic!

[@davidtsmith33]

You can say that again.

[@MaleviahBurned]

Doesn't*

[@adamdestro123]

"Yeah, you'll be doing this face, alright. But it won't be a scream coming out, it will be a dude going in!" I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

"And it ain't gon be Mike Tyson. It's gon be...well there's actually a good chance it will be Mike Tyson" That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@westwardmedia9375]

"I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat HIm. I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat Him." I Couldn't Even Breath. I Was Dying Laughing.

[@markekar6021]

literally?

[@westwardmedia9375]

@@markekar6021 Ugh Oh, Guess He's Eating Me Now

[@haun-nz1lo]

And u wont get hit in the head with cans of paint u'll get hit in the mouth with nutz n taint...... i cried

[@bigdikbubls]

I had to pause and collect myself there 😂

[@chaidreamy9865]

Everytime he throws the damn shoe HAHAHAHAH

[@garywilson3042]

Lol

[@Mordorer]

Love your leather

[@masterstepz9800]

“And there won’t be a baby in your papoose there’ll be baby arm in your caboose.” That part killed me

[@LetCode96666]

i died there XD

[@aarondigby5054]

Knocked it out of the park.

[@calixa]

One of the best re occurring sketches of this era. The formula was just golden. It was always funny. I know this because one time, some developers were trying to buy the goondocks and me and my friends had to find some pirate treasure to pay them off and save our houses.

[@montyfischetti4787]

Wait a minute… that’s just the plot of the Goonies. *waits expectantly for the movie to be spun into a prison rape scenario.

[@khorbit4914]

@@montyfischetti4787 it won't be you and you friends looking for pirates treasure but you and your friends being an ass pirate's pleasure! ( I did my best)

[@iromosushi6291]

@@khorbit4914 *aggressively takes off your shoe and throws it into the wall behind you*

[@ThrawnSr]

@@montyfischetti4787 It won't be you looking for One-eyed Willie's treasure, rather several one eyes willys searching YOUR treasure

[@doctorsuave]

@@ThrawnSr lmao you nailed it

[@angie8656]

That shoe had been through alot. And that part “Hella Boning In Your Farter” got me 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@yassinelhousseiny2690]

I am kind of disturbed that they missed a really good chance to use “silence of the lambs”

[@adub92199]

At least they used the hangover 💀

[@roryvonbrutt7302]

@joshtube9 .... GOLD ! ! !

[@badlyrosenthal5149]

@joshtube9 SNL writers staff audition line

[@kcuhc84]

It's gonna be "slerpin' on the glans"

[@dreamygray3337]

Silence of the lambs = Violence on the ass? Silence of the ass?

[@MovieManOfPetersham]

"It won't be Mike Tyson… actually there's a good chance it will be Mike Tyson" HaHaHa

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

lmfao

[@OHG_Fawx]

Keenan's physical comedy is the best part every time 😂

[@nkosinathindabane6954]

"Boy you better shut your damn mouth or there ain't gonna be no Collin Firth, they gonna be entering you colon first"lol

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂🤣😂

[@halovee.n]

Was that a whimper at 5:37 ?! And Andy trying to control his laugh afterwards XD

[@abdulmalik053]

He definitely sat on his something 🤣🤣🤣

[@redblue5594]

STOPPPP

[@emmanuelvillegas3431]

Hemriods

[@clemencec3790]

Jason's always the one fully breaking them with that jump on the desk every time lmao

[@Mordorer]

One of these days that pencil is gonna...

[@nueve08]

The shoe throwing at the wall was superb! Hahahahaha XD

[@seanno9744]

“Football, I played in high school” “Did you” “Yah”

[@nicholasmcglynn6074]

When Zach started walking back & forth, it had me 💀

[@henrythompson5224]

That was funny😂😂😂😂

[@renzo7503]

"I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them", LOL.

[@davemathews7890]

Zach Galifianakis plays this entire scene hidden behind a mask and still manages to get the best laughs.

[@theanythingguytag3420]

Watching him slowly loosen his restraints till he was basically free is what had me

[@brynleemurray5977]

"IwannaeatthemIwannaeatthem."

[@cleopatrasgroove9319]

These skits with Zach and Betty White are my all time favorite!🤣😂

[@macycraig2373]

I love when he screams at bill and then nibbles on him it makes the bit for me.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

I love this sketch series, the character breaks, Betty White, so many great moments!

[@MC-tl7oj]

Umpa loompa umpatido a bunch of jamaicans are coming for you!

[@Ryzenx-vh6bv]

I wish Chris Farley was still here to be in more scared straight parody’s. Him and Keenan would’ve been a riot together lol.

[@daveopel5696]

They'll all be living in a van down by the river!!

[@frighteninggenius2497]

1:57 how dare you detective Diaz... *I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER* *BOOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@neelm.59]

What happens in my bedroom is none of your business

[@TheUltimateKpopfan]

did jason make that little noise when he sat down

[@jenniferhagan6695]

Funny

[@klipser66]

"You'll be making that home alone face, but it won't be a scream coming out, it will be a dude going in" hahaahahahahahahaha

[@souptart5284]

jake peralta and seth dozerman had such checkered childhoods before they entered the academy. glad they got their lives on track

[@tynoodles7962]

Ha

[@TheBandit025Nova]

They should brought they were best friends in S3

[@jessicaronald8971]

Andy actually breaks at 0:44

[@rickarchambault4756]

Zack just cracks me up everytime I see him.

[@mattcarnevali]

This is my absolute favorite SNL skit of all time. Every part of it is just perfect

[@josebravo3979]

Bill haders face after the cannible yells out “you bitch” is so funny 😂

[@kendrickb7397]

😂😂he kills me when he throws his hands up knowing he went too far

[@pls_convert_2_a_JW]

Kenan Thompson recently achieved an impressive twenty years with SNL. So happy that Hader did eight seasons ♥️

[@niahart8028]

Lol 😆! When Keenan said sit your A down had me laughing he’s truly hilarious!

[@kaylahw6916]

Pacing back and forth “I wanna eat him I wanna eat him” HAHAHAHDH

[@brittanyking4155]

OMG, Andy's "Imma be ME!" gets me every time.

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

"I wanna eat him, I wanna eat him." Lmfaooo

[@austinbutler2612]

"It stays in your ass" literally passed out laughing

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

We Need Jason Sudeikis Back...

[@nbafun8648]

why is there no more lorenzo its the best snl sketch ever

[@Nina-hd3ik]

nba fun its probably because andy, bill and Jason aren't in the cast anymore...if they did this sketch with other guys it wouldn't be as funny

[@JasonBorn89]

They better change their ways or they'll be... living in a van down by the river!

[@dankk2754]

FARLEY

[@chiefjoes.wiggumindonutswe5662]

KT is a pure veteran of SNL, Keenan is a legend.

[@ellefox1132]

I love when he whips the shoe against the wall. First burst of laughter.

[@aljohntabion2751]

loved the Hangover reference

[@SubjectDelta20]

Zach Galifianakis is a legend, easily one of the top 3 comedians of this generation.

[@Levacque]

I think about him in a children's extra large dragon costume quite frequently

[@andysmith9243]

“You won’t get hit in the head with cans of paint, you’ll get hit in the mouth with nuts and taint”

[@NickHiltermann]

hella boning in your farter! funny

[@greigclement9081]

I really wish Bill gad been in that camera shot, thats the sort of thing that would break him.

[@thekingofcooldavidtaylor5511]

Love that home alone and hangover reverence

[@burnthare9816]

"I want to eat them, I want to eat them..." So funny

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

“EEEEEEEE “ love when kenan does the squeal

[@chickhazzard]

I love Keenan sooooo much!

[@anas-jk1yt]

1:24 why did he throw his shoe lol😂😂

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

cause he could.

[@rockydee7499]

He always throw his shoes every goddamn episode. Cause he always talks the first.

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

@@rockydee7499 yea that too.

[@Miguel3R]

Because this is real! 😂😂 is that what you want!?

[@marquisbreaston519]

Gimme your Jordans!

[@jackwarren1687]

Keenan’s quick adjustment after throwing the shoe goes unnoticed but he had to get turned around for the cards, just reflexively fixes it

[@aac4571]

Zach was just crossing his arms😂

[@lastcoyote2355]

I remember when “ CornHole “ was a prison game 😂😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲

[@itworksonmymachine3876]

“Baby arm in your caboose” deaded me 🤣

[@panchunathadhikary8089]

5:12 This is *LIT!* (No I won't spoil it!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrKastaway66]

The shoe removal and throw is the best!

[@terrenceharris-hughes4436]

They should have done one of these two weeks ago with him and Kel as the convicts

[@foucault8964]

“Man, sit your ass down!” Gets me every time.

[@nicoladawson2861]

"What happens in your a$$ stays in your a$$" I'm dying!!!! Don't know how I missed this skit...🤣🤣🤣

[@dr.thriller246]

Zach had to go there with the hangover reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobs3141]

The amount of play on words in these skits are awesome

[@loriwest4777]

I LOVE the Scared Straight skits

[@chiefadam605]

And it won't be Hena Bonham-Carter, there's gonna be a Hella boning in your farter🤣🤣🤣

[@donniepoff5476]

😱”...it’ll be a dude going in!” 😂🤣

[@esskaycee6053]

These sketches are so well written

[@justicewillprevail1106]

Kenan is hilarious. SNL would not work without him.

[@victorhopkins4080]

O no!! These are starting to become my favorite sketches!!!

[@raullukebenitez7033]

This one made me spit my drink😂😂😂

[@Saveyourbs]

“Nuts and taints” is crazy 😂😂😂

[@johnsykes3526]

Kenan is always amazing he delivers and when the unfortunate day comes when Lorne passes I hope Kenan takes the keys.

[@sumedha57]

This is the best Scared Straight sketch.

[@djcrash7047]

Kiss that shoe goodbye, everytime 😂

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

best one by far. the word play was excellent.

[@allenmcdonald1878]

I just love these

[@RWAC685]

Double Stuffed Oreo. I Can’t. Kenan Is A True Genius.

[@BriannaCarmineAaliya]

From cans of paint to nuts and taint. That was great

[@cooperdn24]

This is my favorite one on the series

[@tuttleberry]

Yeah, definitely. Zack's wierdness is the perfect complement to Keenan's high intensity. Most hosts in this sketch do imitations of Keenan. Zack is very perceptive.

[@hugohackenbush1554]

"What happens in your ass stays in your ass!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

Love the reference to Home Alone.

[@sephirothjc]

The whole structure of this sketch is insane, first they start with a movie plot, then the physical attack and the rape jokes, who came up with that? The more I watch the funnier it gets.

[@peculiarjohn6900]

As someone who currently lives about an hour West of Denver, I gotta say that the best part of this whole skit is Andy's t-shirt.

[@gauravjha3881]

To quote Chad..."Ha ha...taint"

[@shingofukaya2634]

you know lorenzo is the real deal. even the officer sitting down and standing up when lorenzo tells them to hahaha

[@mikk.]

I love how Kenan makes them break every time 😂😂

[@Sayyestoheaven31]

AKA Lorenzo and them dam faces I'm freaking dead!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@jeremyblackwater439]

One of my all time favorite sketches 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂 😂 😂

[@jobansandhu]

They just killed it in this part. The profanity was aggressively on next level.

[@jeremyblackwater439]

Bobby’s face after Kenan took his shoe 😂

[@robmckay5700]

Macintosh!! 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[@blianree]

@2:09 it was at that moment that Keenan knew he found someone who could deliver the lines as well as he could write the rhymes

[@calcham1]

I really wanted to see this sketch every single year.

[@Irvin.K.A.LIV3]

Peralta kicked his bad habits and now he is a cop. Great motivation video right here.

[@Nightlord40k]

The shoe throw is the best

[@kansascityboi81]

They should Always do these skit on about Scared Straight SNL every other week..☺✔