Ruth's Chris Employees - SNL

A group of waiters (Edward Norton, Nasim Pedrad), Mike O'Brien, Cecily Strong), who are all virgins, loudly fantasize about their first time having sex. Their misguided boasts embarrass the restaurant's hostess (Aidy Bryant). [Season 39, 2013]
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[@JisooKim-wo3if]

"Where do you picture the other person???" 😆

[@mikemccormick5212]

If this was a real restaurant they all would've hooked up with each other by the end of the skit....

[@Mia7189]

That's what I was thinking. Just hook up and put yourselves out of your misery...and everyone elses.

[@Ladililn]

@@Mia7189 I don't think that solution is ever going to occur to this bunch. Or any other solution, tbh

[@ATRTAP]

Nah, they’re obviously beyond retarded- it wouldn’t happen.

[@JSchroederee]

They actually sound more like the nerds from my high school days. They were all talk trying to sound ‘cool’. The dumb kids just f***ed like rabbits.

[@queisso1655]

I've eaten at the Ruth's Chris steakhouse in L.A... employees didn't seem to act like this Idk. But it was L.A. (bev hills), all wait staff are in the industry so not typical.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Cecily's "o" face absolutely killed me, that was too funny

[@mloftin6472]

I would love to see her real O face.

[@shanelo6290]

Yeah, you'd have to pause, but not before a transition... A hi-five should immediately follow.

[@undersolo]

Yes, son...

[@MrUndersolo]

1:14

[@beuxjmusic]

Norton's 'Guy slippin' on the ice' broke me up xD

[@dankmemes8117]

*my sims when no ones around*

[@rachelw821]

Imma be as sexy as a Dracula coming out of a coffin!!! Lmao!! Omg I have tears in my eyes!

[@yaboicolleen]

Sadly, as a virgin, I can confirm this is what virgins are like.

[@user-qf4tp2ix5v]

itsthecolleenlife There really are informative books out there.

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

*hugs*

[@AharrFaris]

@@Jamietheroadrunner Be careful when hugging him, he might drive you crazy!

[@AMERASIAN12]

I love Aidy Bryant! She can say something straight faced and still make it hilarious.

[@universalorlandochica]

Aidy's face is all of us lol

[@juansergio9285]

Do not omit the obvious parts!! Hahahaha...... That is actually how kids talk

[@MrUndersolo]

Misses Predrad and Strong, call my office...

[@katjau_]

2:56 ...pegging?

[@buckwheat7424]

Nasim....damn, she's always got it goin on.

[@fraggelrock9974]

This killed me idk why people say it's cringey

[@justdoit4317]

Yeah son!! That words killing me hahahahha

[@emfilee147]

3:45 HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T

[@chellebelle914]

Scarily accurate lol

[@aiberlane3390]

The thought of Ed Norton still being a virgin is just sad.

[@steveterry9257]

Lol

[@Kevs442]

Pfft! Norton has had more high class ass than a Ruth's Chris Toilet seat, son!

[@jwgbc8647]

SNL is not funny to me. What does RUTH CHRIS have to do with these people and this sketch?

[@phillipa.ceasar3306]

I wish I was there at 2am to see that!!!!! 🤣🤣

[@RibbinOpinion]

I mean, Cecily at 4:15 is what bagged me a husband, so...

[@gbb9849]

"...that's a crab !" lol

[@nebulousisgod]

Limber...

[@mariannecontrino6297]

I'm just beyond grateful that I don't call home whatever bizarro world, cloud cuckoo land, alternate dimension this is set in, where Cecily, and Nasim can't get laid.... because seriously, what hope would there be for the rest of us!?!? 🤔

[@oliviam8980]

In a real restaurant they would all have chlamydia.

[@redrum41987]

That's how the Cracker Barrel I worked at was.

[@mloftin6472]

Ed, Nasim, and Cecily. Not exactly believable virgins.

[@afficiopedal4325]

the ladies are so cute and funny

[@shawnuel]

Cecily and Michael (the guy next to her in the sketch) were together for awhile.

[@shawnuel]

@Rob C Sorry. I think, actually for a very long while. May even still be.

[@SweetTooth8989]

Haha they did a good job nailing (pun not intended) the awkward and nonsensical things virgins say.

[@monkeybusiness6417]

such a great actors team

[@bigspoon7984]

...and the food at Ruth Chris is just as good

[@TomJBundy]

Oh Beck😍

[@alexthompson9516]

Cecily & Nasim, son

[@davidwells9982]

Funny sketch and all, but...Why Ruth's Chris? Is this a common issue there? I've never heard any servers talking about sex when I've gone. And Halloween? There are just a lot of very specific details in this sketch that seem pointless.

[@mloftin6472]

This is better for Ruth's Chris than the child-molesting robot sketch was for White Castle.

[@peartist2]

I wondered the same thing. I'm guessing Ruth's Chris paid for the advertisement in an SNL sketch? Big UGH if so. I used to work at the Vegas Ruth's Chris on Paradise in 94. The only virgins were the customer's children

[@frontierjustice438]

Im so glad someone said this i was hella confused

[@delorme9]

1:15 best part

[@prall0915]

Umm now this should have been one of Nortons script interventions.

[@leob4403]

Or maybe dont be a debbie downer?

[@sammyeagleson5352]

this is painful!!

[@arbaz102]

I work at Ruth’s and this funny aslll😂😂😂

[@harperjohnson4654]

Sammme!!

[@arbaz102]

@@harperjohnson4654 Ayeee we basically related then haha😂 #fuckmortons

[@TysonFSteward]

Ruth’s Chris San Diego!

[@kenwithaK]

bad tippers love ruth's chris.

[@kennybegeske8824]

Son

[@TravelingOnaShoestring]

Oh this is killing me! So funny.

[@Gamooch]

This reminds me of a whitest kids you know sketch, I just can't remember which one

[@ferfoxakeladdy]

I didn't even crack a smile.

[@tonikavorkias5296]

Good for you...

[@leob4403]

Cry me a river

[@LRS905]

The kind of crap that makes you wonder how the fuck SNL is still on air.

[@mattberry7057]

I miss Nasim Pedrad!! It’s a shame that John Mulaney lured her away to be on his shitty, short-lived sitcom.

[@ohmusicsweetmusic]

what's the kick? waiters who have inappropriate conversations??

[@bluebarash2488]

actually the first try was pretty close

[@boujiebarbie3198]

OH GAWD!!!! PLEASE DISCOVER THE INTERNET ALREADY!!!!!

Very funny!

[@vadl9947]

cartoon guy)) very funny

[@Nonyabuisness67788]

ROFL 0:17

[@clark2275]

Insanity.

[@1life744]

Something Something Some White Powder

[@wilmafistfit4788]

That surgery in the butt 🤔

[@princeblack952]

It didn't have anything to do with ruth chris

[@HerveBoisde]

Sure it did. Ruth’s Chris is the restaurant for virgins. I mean what kind of name is that?

[@eba44]

So sad.

[@BloodSugarS3XMajik]

is this really a ruth chris thing???

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

Mike O'Brien IS THE WORST SNL cast member ever

[@lamontgreeen1116]

That’s sex ! 👍🏾

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

i found this funny cause of how cringey they're being.

[@glenpreece]

Lol Wtf is this

[@highhaloguy806]

This is awful

[@joshuapray]

@judopathoftruth I mean, not to defend Wavvy's really unnecessary stereotype or anything, but if Wavvy is American and in America and you are from somewhere else, that definitely makes you foreign. That's...what the word means. And they were also talking very specifically about American humour, so...

[@jimd7875]

I'm lovin it! What's sex?🙃

[@yasminrussell6615]

Who wrote this. Umm

[@waylonwood86]

I had a really hard time trying to laugh. This was just so cringy

[@leob4403]

Why would you be trying to laugh I dont get it. So as not to offend someone?

[@David_R922]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

Nah the word you're looking for is cringey.

[@leob4403]

​@@FJB_USA_1STdude no cringe is all those meta jokes and dad jokes in marvel movies, that is the true meaning of cringe

[@rich71420]

This was so cringe

[@sirius4k]

oh god.. that was painful to watch :|

[@MPDLR]

What the fuck did this have to do with Ruth's Chris?

[@trentonspinosa5722]

This wasn’t even a little bit funny at any point

[@notvalidcharacters]

What the fuck are they imitating here? And what's with all the "son" shit? I don't get it.

[@leob4403]

Its just funny to call people son, I do it all the time

[@prall0915]

@leob4403 Well, there's our troll again. You've made your critical little insignificant comments that no one gives a shit about. And now you consider "son" funny? 🥱 Move on moron.

[@notvalidcharacters]

@@leob4403 ... Girls though?

[@leob4403]

@@notvalidcharacters yeah daughter just doesnt have the same ring to it. To answer you question: calling people son is like hood/hiphop talk

[@louisebelcher9926]

Stupid AF 🙄

[@RollingOrmond]

All these sketches from the pre-Trump years qualify for cut-for-time...

[@patrickmorgan4006]

Would it be too much trouble to put in the description that this is a stupid, unfunny waste of time?

[@leob4403]

Yeah because humor is subjective and I liked this sketch

[@patrickmorgan4006]

@@leob4403You must be related to someone in the cast.

[@leob4403]

@@patrickmorgan4006 or maybe I'm just not a miserable Debbie downer person? 🤔

[@patrickmorgan4006]

@@leob4403 Maybe not, but you do have a questionable sense of humor. I watched the video because I think a lot of SNL sketches are funny. This wasn't one of them.

[@leob4403]

@@patrickmorgan4006 granted you dont have to like every snl sketch but if youre fan of the show why all the hate and vitriol? Thats just a lack of respect. "Oh I loved the 100 first sketches you did but you did one I didnt like so now I hate your guts"

[@cdub531]

Dumbest skit yet. No wonder their ratings went to hell years ago.

[@leell9076]

Not funny actually quite stupid. SNL is non existent