Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Lindsay Lohan - Saturday Night Live

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Lindsay Lohan has some harsh truths for some troubled teens. Aired 03/03/12
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[@Mordorer]

“And I’m Lindsey Lohan...” worked on a perfect level.

[@kendallbellors6102]

Did she just make references from her own movies like wtf lol 😆 😂

[@moralfortitude...2217]

Great

[@MassiveMouniFlaps]

Those rape jokes though

[@anthonygordon9483]

@@kendallbellors6102 No at the time, she was in the news for getting in trouble with the law. DUI's, Drinking, etc. She had a drinking and drug issue and was in and out of rehab. Kind of screwed up her career today. Anyways she was making reference that she is in jail because she is just being her. A joke on her real life.

[@amirabrfm6803]

what's??!!! she played good?!!whatttt?!!!

[@gauravjha3881]

Kenan:"Shut your damn mouth" * throws the shoe * Bobby:"already?"

[@gabemartinex3986]

I love that part

[@narutoyamiryu404]

Kenan: Shut Yo Damn Mouth!

[@csen96]

the last part was the best...everyone cracked...even Andy!

[@tonythorne5767]

+Chandreyi Sen so good. I love it when they lose it

[@tomc3334]

+Chandreyi Sen i realized his pants cracked and i believe that's why he sat like that on the desk and why they all started laughing, pretty funny lol

[@heathperceval4387]

First time Andy Cracked

[@ing360]

Had to rewatch a million times! That got me. I was not expected that! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

[@razieltalos]

remember when that didnt happen as much due to the professionals they used to hire for the show?

[@souio]

Seeing them go from looking all tough to the camera cut to all 3 breaking at the same time in 10 seconds is one of the best SNL moments.

[@leopoldstotch7711]

wow I just stole your comment by accident, we on the same wave length baaad bro

[@HazalBulutTV]

I think this is the only skit Andy actually breaks

[@Hello-op1ct]

He's trying not to smile in the Scared Straight one with Tracy Morgan

[@makkorrafan]

N He moves his face out of the frame in that one but you can still see his shoulders shaking, other than this he never broke character

[@heathperceval4387]

There are others I can’t think what they are called

[@nikhildrogbacena]

There's one about alien abduction where Kate makes breaks everyone!

[@Wazzyupperss]

@@nikhildrogbacena I think Andy had already left the cast by the time Kate became a featured player.

[@nefwaenre]

Bill laughing at the end is priceless but Jason lost it badly this time!

[@Mordorer]

Cuz his pants rip bwahahaha

[@phil-ys3cf]

@@Mordorer lol really?

[@Mordorer]

@@phil-ys3cf haha my mistake he actually just picked a murf. At 3:38. Maybe that’s what it was.

[@10DollarProductions]

Saved the sketch for me. Lohan was painfully unfunny in this, but man the ending was great.

[@YamanNidhi]

I love how Jason also stands and sits with the instructions XD

[@Jluyoungzone]

The last part was actually the funniest part. They completely messed it up lol

[@vasundharabhriguvanshi8379]

bill hader has the cutest smile!!

[@i.george2321]

yes, like a broken rake

[@raijonakahara6948]

@@i.george2321HEY the cutest broken rake okay mind you

[@ramothyreal]

@@i.george2321 Incorrect >:(

[@Jadorelainie]

Indeed.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

bill is never the ringleader in these 😂

[@Vidgmchtr]

I'll bet Bill was so happy to not break character the entire time until the pencil case fell off the desk

[@heybigsplendour]

He was close to laughing at one point but it was game over once those pencils were knocked over haha

[@itskitkat1212]

He probably felt better that everyone else was laughing too

[@android1012]

"I should've stopped you after 'discharge', but I zoned out for a second." 🤣

[@biancaradelfinger3338]

😂😂😂😂

[@burcu3610]

This skit is rare because andy and jason almost never breaks and in this one they both break

[@armanmusa1641]

Oh Bill, never stop cracking up.

[@ayesharizwan195]

Ian Night gosh he is super cute

[@RitaaLeci]

That's the only time I've ever seen Andy break like that 😂

[@-BL00DYMURD3R]

Bill Hader breaks in every scared straight skit😂

[@Maria-et6rr]

Every time Jason would jump on that desk id DIE OF LAUGHTER

[@leopoldstotch7711]

5:37 one of the best bloopers in SNL history, the cut from Sudeikis cracking to the other 3 cracking is gold... like Close Encounter when it cuts from Moynihan and Bryant to Ryan Gosling

[@HansDelbruck53]

"Deep in the heart of yo' ass..." Hilarious!

[@ellie9248]

Lindsey was terrible

[@limothytim]

1:50 look at andy hahaha

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

👏🏿🤣

[@tobymcgroby8967]

5:35 This is the reason I love Jason Sudeikis🙈

[@MrKastaway66]

Jason at 5:36…hilarious. The jump onto the desk, all 3 breaking at the end…awesome! I can feel my soul being nourished.

[@Your_President_Kanye_East]

5:38 I died. This part kills me every time.

[@neversaygoodbye4]

His landing wasn’t so smooth 😂😂

[@mstyres00]

Man, Keenan cracks me up. I'm always excited when he's in a skit.

[@aerialkate]

Anyone who saw Lohan in 'The Parent Trap' delivering a very impressive English accent at the age of 11 (I'm English and even adult American actresses couldn't do an English accent until Renee Zellweger a few years later) can't possibly deny the girl can act. She has talent. She's just under prepared here, which I suspect is probably her fault. She clearly didn't know her lines. Unprofessional, no question - but when she can be bothered Lindsay Lohan is a _very_ capable actress.

[@naimhussan3970]

what about Gwyneth Paltrow she does a good English accent.

[@annajolie2699]

+aerialkate Your argument sucks. Being good at replicating accents (or in her case, an accent) does not = a very good actress.

[@aerialkate]

Anna Jolie Being good at accents doesn't necessarily mean somebody is a good actress, but it's generally a good signifcator. Meryl Streep is famously good at accents and is generally considered to be one of the best actresses in the world; if not the best. Being versatile with accents certainly shows that the actress concerned has put in the hours in terms of perfecting her craft and I always respect that. I would argue that Lohan gave an excellent performance in 'The Parent Trap' - the film I referenced - regardless of accent. In my opinion, she was a very, very good child actress. Well above average. I suspect she was worked to death as a youngster and rebelled later on; as child performers so often do. It hurt her reputation wise, which is a shame.

[@jshanker2005]

+aerialkate, nobody pulls off accents like Lindsay does. Drugs and alcohol ruined her. There's no dearth of talent there.

[@afrosymphony8207]

+aerialkate you dont even fucking know that! maybe she was called into this last minute, snl does this alot lindsey had more lines than any celebrity who has been on this same sketch

[@regan3873]

Andy’s acting at 1:50 is... interesting

[@RandomStudiosFM]

It sucks that Linsday kept looking at the script promp so obviously in the skit.

[@jokernord65]

and she was in those movies,and she still dont remember the stories

[@PlatinumState]

Charles Barkley is the worst at that

[@pekomsneko7667]

@@jokernord65 Lindsay Lohan is a modern day Icarus wasted talent and career.

[@NeaEmrys]

She's supposed to, in fact she should have looked at it more.

[@chadafiy]

Nea Emrys she's not, are you that stupid of a fanboy?

[@LadyVaderSith]

So funny to see Andy finally breaking, so cute

[@iraklilomitashvili9127]

the way Jason Sudeikis is standing in the beginning is so funny!! Also when he jumps onto the desk ))))!!!!

[@tranglynguyen5885]

"The stolen diamonds that was you?" Lmfao

[@doomsdimension1663]

"Every kiss begins with rape" lmfao hahaha

[@jamjar5525]

Liking only for Andy breaking 😂

[@jhgvfvgthyu]

Haha the damn shoe throwing gets me every time haha

[@CartoonCritter1985]

I was not expecting them all to break into laughter at the end, that was the best part!

[@abhinabasain4801]

I've NEVER seen Jason Sudekis break. 😂😂 Btw...I really think Lindsay had not got time to rehearse this one properly. Every joke from the beginning seems to break her like it's the first time she's hearing it.

[@RichardX1]

I think she had time, but she didn't spend it rehearsing

[@brendanconcannon6824]

She just doesn’t remember how to read

[@courtneyloando2266]

It's so funny when Bill Hader breaks character

[@kevbazz889]

Jason saved this skit

[@LinyraPia]

Yeah, this was the only Scared Straight skit that didn't make me laugh my ass off.

[@pretenditsagoodworld]

like they say if they skit is bad just crack up laughing and the skit is saved ;)

[@kabztunes]

Keenan was fine. Lindsay is cringe tho

[@sed1589]

@@LinyraPia it's lindsay sucked

[@willjackson6522]

@@kabztunes yep. No clue why they even had her on, she’s not known for comedy or even anything comedic in the slightest. Why the hell they thought this would go well I have no clue.

[@johngeer745]

I love how the police officer also stands up and sits down at the beginning

[@bitumenroad4648]

-And the stolen necklace part....I guess that was just you?😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lindsey struggled alot in this sketch but the writing held it up 😂😂😂

[@shazk.557]

First time I saw Sudekis break character! Liked it!

[@Cuartz2Spain]

" And i'm Lindsay Lohan " lol

[@elizabethjolly2335]

Jason Sudeikis is great, and the breaking at the end is hilarious, but no one gives Kenan enough credit for these skits. He has his lines nailed and delivers them perfectly without breaking character. True professional.

[@razieltalos]

when you need cuecards to remember your own goddamn movies. cocaine is a hell of a drug

[@Okayme8080]

Bill is soo cute i love his smile

[@PrideTech101]

I didn't know that Ted lasso was a police officer before being a coach

[@hesh.hesh.2051]

4:14 my favorite part, she made references for something of her movies, Herbie Fully Loaded, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Parent Trap.

[@zeniashanze1882]

I fall more and more in love with andy everyday

[@allenasmith8365]

1:22 “Already”

[@lukepurser3432]

Jason knocking the cup of pencils off was the ribbon on top of this sketch.

[@mr.l8723]

I love how Keenan was thinking “huh, those are Lindsey’s movies.”😂

[@anyalazor7978]

I love Andy breaking, it's so rare, that's why it's so funny😂

[@heybigsplendour]

The best part is from 5:39. So funny!

[@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop]

It was just straight up Lindsay Lohan!! I'm dead!☠️☠️☠️

[@lucyslayage]

Andy is so good in all of these aaah

[@TheUltimateKpopfan]

lindsay lohan is not what i would call a flexible actor lol

[@Luvie1980]

+Princess Jesus Why was she chosen to host this show?

[@av1040]

Princess -- How many movies did you have??? NONE. SO SHUT UP!

[@razieltalos]

not what you would call smart either lol

[@VoltairesRevenge]

Or an actor 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@henrytawnn8694]

Charles Barkley was acting more professional than Lindsay.

[@coolcorgi723]

Dat last part saved the skit XD

[@DanG626]

5:32 the wedgie haha, then the sit 🤣🤣

[@Felipao216]

This is a massively underrated skit. And Keenan kills it everytime

[@cinyarko]

The break at the end saved the skit.

[@L_Martin]

When throwing your butt down on a desk and knocking over a cup making everyone bust up is funnier than the rest of the sketch ...

[@Sara-sn7hc]

"goo to sleep! Go to sleep!!" lollll

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

“What are they in here for chief? Darfur?” Best-line of the skit and it got no love.

[@macvarycliffdapo2489]

That AIDS part. Got me. Hahaha 😂

[@ianwilson2007]

These scared straight skits are genius

[@JLo-mw8zu]

I think this is the only skit where Jason breaks

[@kushagraverma7509]

Jana Lodahl There's another one. Crime Scene with Charlie Day

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

@@kushagraverma7509 thanks I'll look for that. I was going to say the same thing, never seen him break

[@SizmoH]

5:46 - I can't cope!

[@joshdraken1]

She seems too nice to be mean in this skit.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

When he says “discharge” I laughed and my stomach turned at the same time.

[@loriwest4777]

I LOVE the Scared Straight skits!! Lindsay and Kenan are legendary

[@djm122270]

The way he half-picked a wedgie out...then plopped on the desk...🤣

[@trashleigh87]

I've never seen a man unpick a wedgie on TV before.

[@thrbrandao]

“ and the stolen necklace part, I guess that’s just you” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldschoolhawking8191]

"You're going to think your butt was traded with Jenna Jameson" solid gold there

[@mr.e5595]

This was less than 10 years ago, and it still couldn't air today. I'm still shocked they aired this. I loved it. 🤣

[@KevinLuper99]

It literally could. Like what part of this do you think is offensive?

[@mr.e5595]

@@KevinLuper99 not that it offends ME, but the allusions to prison rape would get them clapped up today.

[@77Creation]

@@mr.e5595Clapped quick.

[@TA-op3fk]

The shoe throwing always kills me.

[@tellul8r]

At 4:30 you can see Lindsey looking over to what I assume are the cue cards lol

[@camsss7744]

i really cant stop laughing!!!

[@BleisermanADN]

This one is by far on of my favourite skits from SNL, the way the all broke at the end had my crying from laughter the first time i watched it. Not to mention all the legends acting in it.

[@daniellejordan5334]

Lindsey was amamzing lol

[@ryzu28]

that last part was the best though

hahhahaha Lindsay is quite close to break laughing!

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

when they all broke at the end 😭😂😂😂

[@uniuser1797]

Lindsay Lohan doesn't even know how to read.

[@philipcooper8297]

uniuser AL And who got rich and famous and who says she can't read?

[@Luvie1980]

+Philip Cooper She's rich? She was struggling for money a few months ago.

[@faemusicesys5857]

+Luvie1980 Got as in past tense. But she's probably still rather well off.

[@mythicalashley9542]

She wasn't prepared and so fumbled her words it's pretty normal

[@garretrainer3798]

if only this was tom seguras skit. that bike part would have had such a solid spin off full circle with scared straight

[@711lila]

Jason is freakin hilariousXD He, Bill and Kristen are my favorite of snl.

[@SachinSharma-lb2sj]

Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep now wake up 😁

[@Nielv13]

i LOVE when they break.. my favorite part!!

[@Hypercecil9010]

Best SNL ad libbed ever

[@sepehr_moghani]

the end was so funny 😂

[@NoraGreen1992]

Lindsay looks like she's reading the lines from somewhere

[@SuperCrazydada]

she is... in most of the skits with her in it

[@NoraGreen1992]

WHY?

[@SuperCrazydada]

i duno... she had a handover or something i guess.XD look at the harry potter skit

[@MizPoppyloppy]

all of the cast does not just lindsay you can see there eyes pan of sometimes its because they have so many lines

[@RealCalebClay]

It's SNL... They all read from cue cards

[@alexsi-gm2233]

i love bill hader’s laugh sm

[@CLA82529]

man if Will Ferrell do this skit...

[@GodSavesEveryone]

Of course. Big burger writes himself in. EVERYTHING

[@ullisses]

The ending is gold.

[@SaucyWolfTaco]

Hader’s reaction at 5:19 is **chef’s kiss**

[@erikluo3306]

1:44 hilarious.

[@RoughTake]

Ha, “48, we really gotta start trying you kids as adults. 😂😂

[@TheDiamondsions]

looking at the prompter after a lifetime of acting.

[@TGymer]

One of these days Jason Sudeikis is going to rectally breach himself with one of those jumps xD

[@ThugTrain]

Yo, Lindsay, way to blatantly stare at the cue cards there...

[@billiejennings3531]

kinda what they all have done for the past 8 years

[@ThugTrain]

Not that unsubtly.

[@curtismurphy6206]

Damolisher Christopher Walken blatantly stares at the cue cards whenever he does SNL. Actually not even SNL, if you ever see him in a movie he keeps staring off into the distance obviously reading from cards

[@ThugTrain]

Yeah, but it works for him.

[@Woeismyhoe]

Of only they didn't change the lines from the script... Why do they even always have to change the lines? Can't the actors sometimes just ad lib? Lol

[@Ak-js7lo]

Bill hader can’t stop laughing