Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Skeet Devlin - SNL

Two ex-cons (Kenan Thompson, Taylor Swift) from the Scared Straight program use movie plots from Top Gun, The Sound of Music and Back to the Future to scare kids who were busted for joyriding. [Season 35, 2009]
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[@abdulmalik053]

Seeing Taylor acting gansta is like watching my 4 yo niece trying to bully me 😂😂😂

[@Sam-ct6mh]

TBH if Taylor was that close to my face I would risked it all and kisses her 😅😅

[@hiral798]

​@@Sam-ct6mhme too

[@mistermegalomania-theytcha8823]

@@Sam-ct6mh you, and Hiral need help. But respect, man. Respect. :fist:

[@germanguy519]

It was painful for the eyes and ears. Mackintosh killed it tho

[@idontknowanymore7]

@@Sam-ct6mhsame

[@lightningstriker1769]

This was a perfect example of how Kenan Thompson has evolved to now carry a sketch all by himself...without breaking. Rehearsal must've been ridiculous.

[@HilarityBribo]

Kenan carries all the sketches nowadays.

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

He was the best in this skit with Betty White as his grandma. 😂

[@tarawillis3995]

ya the only example thats why hes aging out of the adoption home with no job prospects

[@miropribanic5581]

well, he kinda had to lead, since ...ahem....his partner cannot act....she should try music ;-)

[@essiewoo]

@@miropribanic5581 she sucks at music too, talentless to the max

[@leenut91]

I think for the part they gave her Taylor did a good job. She was committed to being the sidekick and just making faces and noises to back up Kenan.

[@kiwi-sv9rk]

ESPECIALLY if you've seen scared straight, or just....that group in school. there always tends to be someone who's exactly like that lol

[@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters]

@@kiwi-sv9rk LOL exactly was looking for a comment like this, always one really skinny crazy looking dude in the back, she was pretty damn good at playing that character lol

[@Doctor-Stoppage]

😂

[@reggiewolfpac7711]

4 Real Taylor was funny right here & she had the crazy eyes down packed it was great.😂

[@SweetTooth8989]

She actually did a great job in this. She cracked me up.

[@bmwforlife6951]

Taylor is just reacting to Kenan. She is far too cute in this role.

[@williamfisher74]

She is

[@Tyjaeparker]

She don't act well

[@blaisedonnelly2760]

😂 and the subject matter.

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

@@Tyjaeparker - That why she a SANGER.

[@jland12]

I'd like to see her scaring straight females, threatening them of being raped in jail.

[@alexankd]

They crack every single time. Especially Bill. I love it.

[@Evija3000]

+Kwame Alexander I think the black guy (don't know his name) is aiming at that with that weird physical stuff he pulls each time.

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@Evija3000 Keenan Thompson. If you think he's funny here, check out his 90s show with Kel Mitchell: Keenan and Kel.

[@philipkay8372]

LOL when Keenan talks about going back to the showers you see Bill about to crack up

[@GeoRell]

Every single version of this. He breaks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GeoRell]

@@priscillajimenez27 we must be same age cause whoever hasent seen that shyt is missin out. Them shows taught moral values. I think it might have alot to do with how i am today. I grew up on them shows

[@proserpene5698]

Taylor’s trying her hardest not to laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@HONORTONUMERIC123]

Anyway she did a good act in a simple and elegant way..... Multitalented...... One has to accept it.....

[@CinemageddonReviews]

She resisted more than poor Bill did 🤣 he was literally close to cackling the second they got up in his face

[@iamagiraffe4510]

There's nothing funnier than someone trying their hardest not to laugh.

[@lillylovesrain7072]

And failing😂😂

[@waynej2608]

Unless it involves Jimmy Fallon, apparently.

[@GeoRell]

Factsssss

[@blakej4924]

That what SNL wants you to think. The writers of SNL currently think an actor trying not to break character is funnier than the actual comedic writing of the skit.

[@missamericanagotchampagnep3266]

Yeah... 🤣🤣🤣

[@EriksAngelKeri]

Aw, Bill is trying so hard not to laugh but he just fails. Love him!

[@neltavevo7904]

whats your insta

[@SpaceCowboy5]

He held it in till the third fist kiss

[@kylehoffman7798]

You are cute

[@enjolirosewillet4265]

Keri what’s his full name.

[@VaccaMicro]

Everyone avoiding your comment 😂😂 begone male thots. Leave her be 😂✌🏻

[@Uurrgg3]

Can we just appreciate how fun Taylor was having in this. She definitely has a good sense humour on her.

[@Melkor000]

Great Taylor

[@mikeCapper-jz5ee]

ok …. She is a human being like anyone else

[@jaylu7021]

What I would appreciate is a half funny skit, and she can't even pull that off. It had to get carried by Kenan. Just because she got a pretty face and can sing doesn't automatically make her funny.

[@ever.lore.13]

@@jaylu7021shes hella funny. her timing is amazing. watch other skits and youll understand.

[@ewdavid5083]

@@jaylu7021 I think that’s part of the joke. Like she just copies whatever he does. Also it’s not like she wrote this lmao so it’s not her fault that he had to carry it

[@dustinhayes2623]

"I'll stay on the reservation just don't tax my cigaretes" I'M DEAD

[@BBoyFast1000]

ROLLING!

[@77Creation]

🤣

[@aarondigby5054]

IKR, he kills these assessments, "tell me how to park but just don't let me get to close to the curb or something similar

[@alyssaraulerson2091]

Every time Jason Sudekis bounces down on that desk everyone just breaks down it’s so funny

[@BenniWitt]

"No more babies... no more babies... no more babies.... face!"

[@ripdajacker23]

That's my favorite line lol

[@chocalechevux804]

SchickeMutti 🤣🤣

[@TheClassicMagda]

Mine 2

[@TheClassicMagda]

Me

[@DaMaLoJo]

I feel like Bill is always on the verge of losing it in these sketches and then Jason's hop onto the desk is the final straw

[@RBelly-ni2zi]

Jason always kills me with his little desk flop at the end of these skits LOL...@5:53

[@kendall9036]

taylor and bill both almost breaking at 4:44 is my favorite thing ever

[@BraveSpy]

Damn, She looks like machine gun Kelly here :D

[@mikaylajaber828]

BraveSpy I thought that too!

[@kaaygoldmine]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@GhostLyricist]

She didn't forget her mascara

[@conz8084]

BraveSpy so you're saying Machine Gun Kelly looks like a woman in Drag I totally agree

[@pristinegovender]

🤣😂😂😂

[@trulygreg7724]

5:52 that must've hurt Jason. And thus, the synchronized breaks came 😂😂😂

[@stevec1989]

Normally recurring sketches suck, but Kenan is amazing in every single one

[@shreyagajbhiye3782]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE BILL HADER @ 6:03 ! Funnier than the entire sketch!

[@imtryingmybest673]

Shreya Gajbhiye he’s so cute!

[@jamesf9610]

1.21 jizzawatts lmao I seriously almost pissed myself

[@seanthebaptist6757]

A butts capacity lol

[@DominiqueGarofalo]

I spit my milk and doughnut out

[@goingupshegoes]

haha Taylor's got the crazy eyes.

[@mukonaramovha6110]

I know right her trying to act like a gangsta is so freaking funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mollyprice7519]

Jason’s face when they’re singing the song is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time

[@parkheejin8757]

I'm laughing so hard for Taylor's eyes 😂

[@rocket986]

Who's afraid of little old me? Gansta Taylor-You should be😈

[@emmanueleze5986]

you're running away from Germans, and tryna figure out, howdya solve a problem like maria.... hahaha I about died

[@nyquilhoe]

idc taylor was funny af in this 😂😭 kenan and her killed it

[@jtoms3]

"You disappear from a photograph and Biff's beatin' your daddy up, because this here is real!"

[@guypeate3628]

1:25 Taylor Swift is absolutely hilarious here, I'm dying

[@sofiadurand4139]

I love that he yelled that at 4:30 because Bill's first daughter was 1 month old when they did this sketch

[@Sir6ALotB]

And I love it how Taylor just opens her mouth to scare Bill at 4:32 That's exactly how you scare babies 😂

[@mergingmarky8274]

I LOVE how Keenan Always goes for Bobby Moynahan's left shoe in every one of these...😄😂

[@TheBlackCrayon77]

I literally pissed myself with laughter when Jason jumped on the table and busted his ass! 🤣😅😂🤣😂😭🤣😂. Jason very rarely breaks character. The entire cast just about reacted to that. Too funny. Lol 🤣😅 🤣

[@tina3264]

"in prison guns don't go in the top, they go in the bottom!!!" wow

[@Jluyoungzone]

"Fa - inside you they will go" loool

[@kingskid1985]

"So - a needle pulling thread!" "Why? To stitch back up yo' BUTT!!!" I DIE at that part! LMAO

[@Sir6ALotB]

I lost it when taylor did that walk 🤣😂

[@terrenceharris-hughes4436]

I'll stay in my lane I just can't afford the tolls

[@indicabreeze]

GAAAAAAAAAY

[@darthwatson8274]

4:37 hahahah Bill Hader wanted to laugh so bad

[@BlackMagick999]

“1.21 JIZZ-O-WATTS!!”

[@kelseykay6160]

1.21 Jizzawatts 😂😂 this kills me every time lol

[@hotmoms8951]

"Oh look, that's nice! They're helping an old lady crossing the street!" *Laughs* "No, they're killing her. They-- THEY'RE KILLING HER!"

[@SpaceCowboy5]

Everyone died in this sketch LOL

[@jacobcarroll8181]

turn to Christ and forsake your sins

[@haynonoh3200]

Jonathan Gianguzzo NOPE JUST YOURS....CREEP!

[@haynonoh3200]

Jonathan Gianguzzo lol is everyone black haha?

[@haynonoh3200]

lol my mom is white

[@haynonoh3200]

So you're not in America?

[@ElizabethSwiftTTPD]

The fact that taylor is wearing makeup and her nails are done make it even better

[@pbhushanbsb]

2:09 and 3:43 , I crack up laughing on Kenan's DAMN QUICK expression change LOL

[@illustratyr3620]

Taylor was just along for the ride. She wasn’t needed at all in this sketch. Keenan is always a fool in this sketch 😩😂

[@walterblome6426]

He didn't really give her a chance... But she didn't break though

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

I agree, and Betty White was awesome as his grandma.

[@yosoyconsuela]

Walter Blome she started to when they were doing the fist kiss thing in Hader’s face. But she hid her grin behind her hand.

[@viraltiktoks7403]

Stfu bro taylor swift would buy and sell yo sorry ass 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jocelyndefex2114]

"GUNS DON'T GO INTO TOPS THEY GO INTO BOTTOMS" IM CRYINGGGGGG OML 😭😭😂

[@ztswift]

I cant imagine what if Taylor react to this scene now😂

[@pam255]

Bill Hader trying not to break is the BEST!! Once he starts they all break. Miss him so much!

[@pricilliatay2194]

I can't😂😂 her pants looks like it's gonna fall anytime. 😂😂😂

[@HELLINA-HANDBASKET]

Glad to see Peralta saw the error of his ways and became a cop 😂

[@TheSharter]

Imagine if Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade did this skit back in the day.. Oh wait.

[@molcatz9634]

Did they actually?

[@thomasashton1661]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKrKZHp4l8lriNU

[@robertmoffit1135]

In a van by the river

[@MrTechgeeknerd]

I love this skits...

[@poppajonty]

5:20 was so underrated

[@delaroux1376]

omg!!! look at BILL lol😂😂😂😂

[@leopardspots2004]

The one who couldn't hold it together. "no more babies...no more babies...no more babies...FACE!"

[@RyanConnell5150]

1.12 Jizzawatts 😂😂😂😂😂😂 his best one liner in this whole series of sketches.

[@devendra_c]

Only aftr 2.30 min ..I noticed Taylor hd a beard on her chin.. loved whn they all crackdup at end..!!

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

Just imagine how good this could've been if we still had Chris Farley.

[@TheSharter]

They did this skit with Chris Farley as the con back in the day.

[@B1onde_Lady]

Taylor was pretty useless in this one.

[@mohamedsakar1734]

Kelly Frankel i hated her here

[@carsonbishop762]

Ooh, look what you made him do

[@ttaann27]

there is nothing better i do then revenge

[@NE8675309]

It's funny, because I totally realized that now. When I first watched it, when it aired, I actually thought she did a good job. Now, I'm like.... "Yikes, she's kinda hard to watch." Thank goodness everybody else totally kills it.

[@ox-tradamousp4731]

Kelly Frankel yup

[@djmh5097]

That being said Bill and Kenan r always amazing 😂😂

[@daisyvalerio25]

Timon and Pumba...

[@gracedoubleu]

"Hey that's my shoe!" I never really caught that until now

[@calisongbird]

A black dude named Macintosh 😂

[@stephaniem9561]

😆

[@Dee_Cee227]

Best comment lol

[@asuraXTC]

Something no nigga owns lol

[@earlsugars699]

Hahhahaha never met one 😭😭😭😭

[@lost422011]

I don't get it. Where I come from are lots of black people with names like these, mac McIntosh, mcintyre etc.

[@markschuth9469]

When Kenan screams I laugh every time!

[@lisa2525252525]

0:58 chocolate and vanilla swirl anyone , oitnb !!

[@henrygalvan9333]

Crazy eyes!!!

[@squishlovesgames5229]

They really made like 7 of the same sketches with non-stop prison rape jokes

[@jwm1444]

And almost all of the them were funnier than the last lol

[@jeremywhistler2850]

The fact that Taylor's character is a guy is just weird to me. Like almost convincing, but then more of just a "Hmmm"

[@jamquick5298]

4:57 Taylor missed her cue.

[@jamquick5298]

She wasn't looking at the cue card I think.

[@ChandlerTingle]

HEY DIDN’T KNOW MACHINE GUN KELLY WAS IN THIS

[@indicabreeze]

We already heard that one

[@SPsp321]

Love bill hader

[@JackieWarner13]

"We're busy anyway." "No your not." 😂

[@williammccollom6847]

Taylor cant act but gotta give her props for trying and committing to the skit. I love that all 4 guys cracked up at the end lol

[@wisdomprepper]

"I'll stay on the reservation, just don't tax my cigarettes." OMG, I'm stealing that line. haha

[@jahlya1783]

The sound of music part tho

[@robinbrown2256]

1.21 Jizzowatts! LMFAO!

[@MrKastaway66]

Always gets them with that hop onto the desk at the end!

[@shawnmercado2219]

YOU'RE DISAPPEARING FROM A PHOTOGRAPH AND BIF BEATING YOUR DADDY UP

[@ILLRICARDO]

Taylor is pretty useless...kenan held the skit all by himself

[@Kiubier]

taylor is only there for the swirls xD

[@laug1576]

DO U THINK SHE CHOSES THE SCRIPT? THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY U JUST GOT A TICK ON HER OR SOMTHING

[@ILLRICARDO]

Laura Swift I have watched all the scared straight skits, usually the support actor does a passable job, but this was useless

[@geordieshepley160]

Laura Swiftie! 《13 triggered

[@romanticwarrior97]

She stunk.

[@The07daniela]

these are a guide on how to make Bill break

[@ares123olive]

Acting tough but deep inside she's still flirting 😂

[@Violet316]

Soooo funny, can watch this over and over.

[@AndyDuphresne]

Knowing that one of the cast members’ favorite things to do is try to make each other break, it seems like Jason’s exaggerated jump into the desk and fiddling with his face for a minute at the end is exactly that

[@reginaldmadlock]

when he was kissing his fist😂😂😂

[@carlosdobbinii1536]

These skits have my stomach hurting!!! 😂😂😂

[@zains6178]

She's adorable omg

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

5:44 - really loves saying it and he is proud of inventing it 🤣😂🤣😂😂 It IS pretty hilarious word: 1,21 JIZZ a wat 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@molculer4049]

Guns don't go in the top. They go in the bottom

[@Angel_Donoghue]

Skeet: were busy anyway Cop: no your not 😂😂😂 And 6:00 they break character 😂😂

[@scorporsupremacy7948]

1point 21 jizz ah watts 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@user-by4pw4uy5n]

I love bill in this scared straight skits so much he's too cute

[@ginger_nosoul]

Aflt the end Bill is trying so hard to hold it in, i love it. 🤣🤣

[@jeremywhistler2850]

Devlin just shouts and gets really close, but no one can do it better.

[@michaelsouslin891]

I love how he let them keep singing the song to him until it came to the point where him saying no actually finished the rhyme they were saying 😆

[@Katie-tr1id]

taylor nailed the crazy eyes

[@albertbrammer9263]

I bet originally Taylor had more lines but could not keep a straight face. One point twenty-one jizzawatts 😂😂😂

[@TheNeonRabbit]

No matter how you dress her up TS can't help being adorable

[@triplet2381]

5:58 laughing

[@sanfranman4919]

Omg, I was dying already when Kenan let out the scream in Haders face, but the Jizz-a-watt line killed me. These sketches with a the guest host are always a good time. Betty White is a must watch too.

[@arlenablair9522]

Kenan is the best he is so funny and he play each role perfectly great actor and comedian

[@superleukedingenenzo5673]

The faces taylor makes 😂🤣😂

[@vanessam2718]

I only can see Bill... is amazing in every way ❤😂👏👏👏👏

[@carlee7903]

stan twitter ruined this

[@bennyshit]

how? just asking

[@carlee7903]

@@bennyshit some stans are saying tay is racist because of her look here

[@g.l.3124]

Taylor being THE MAN.