Elizabeth Warren Town Hall Cold Open - SNL

Senator Elizabeth Warren (Kate McKinnon) attends an Iowa town hall where she takes questions about her run for president and defends her Medicare for All plan.
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[@jacobhasler3553]

Whatever they’re paying Kate, it’s not enough.

[@cjermainesmith5229]

She is the BEST!

[@qweqqweq2090]

She is horrible.

[@jeff6413]

Didn't she also portray Hillary Clinton? Hilarious and downright terrifying LOL

[@Cindy99765]

@@jeff6413 Yup.

[@Envious122]

I agree. I can't tell if this is genius writing or genius acting. Probably both. I really love this.

[@mikaylawightman1501]

It’s like she is whispering but yelling at the same time

[@husseinmohammed1431]

What the fuck are you smoking

[@erinastray]

#YANGGANG join us we have memes

[@SMOODMEDIATV]

The librarian

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

@@erinastray Too dumb to copy and paste?

[@achilleshoplite]

Bruh 😅

[@ebityt]

"You ready to get red-pilled? Money does not exist" -- best line on SNL in a while.

[@oodl8lboo]

Money only has value if we collectively agree it does. Its value is an illusion we aught not perpetuate.

[@earlygail]

Brilliant

[@ianbauer4703]

Love that one!

[@JG-id5vi]

@@oodl8lboo Tell that to the weimar republic.

[@305Independent]

Tell that to 2008 Greece which ran out.

[@THEJUKE777]

“I pay my taxes in every state as a matter of principle” 😂

[@kellyberry4173]

🤣😂🤣😂😁🤣

[@kellyberry4173]

O! Ga my stomach hurts ahahahahah....o..I love it!!!

[@pugnturtle]

“My plan compares favorably in that it exists.” Dayum. 🔥🔥

[@lucasrencker-usui430]

Imagine if they had Yang tho

[@Terminalsanity]

Meh it would work better if Biden's Public option plan wasn't entirely defined and more feasible than Warren's(Mostly because he's just borrowing a piece of the ACA that got severed before final passage) Now there's a lost opportunity for a burn.

[@erinastray]

pugnturtle team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes

[@Jason918114]

@@lucasrencker-usui430 - I think one day UBI may be necessary but not this coming election. That being said, I'm glad UBI is finally now in the ethos. I like Yang, but I prefer Bernie or Liz.

[@Terminalsanity]

@@srobindittrich6599 Heh, worse still I said it was well defined...

[@jonathanrodriguez4666]

“I work for Kamala Harris’ campaign but I’m still undecided...” 😂😂😂

[@MikeRiderOOO]

Jonathan Rodriguez Said anyone who worked on a presidential campaign but is still undecided.

[@ColoringKaria]

But that’s legit how 99% of “undecided” voters are.

[@Quemiibo]

“Hi, sorry I have a follow up cuz I’m annoying!” 😂

[@MikeRiderOOO]

ColoringKaria Duh!

[@jimbutler1189]

Look at Yang’s platform. Not left. Not right. Forward.

[@heatheralfano1871]

Just me or was the analogy of insurance to a toxic relationship unexpectedly accurate?

[@TheEmbersFromAshes]

It was extremely accurate and who'd have thought to compare the two? Spot on.

[@TheEmbersFromAshes]

@Uncommon Sense Not really.

[@TheEmbersFromAshes]

@Uncommon Sense If you think all of us don't pay higher premiums for people who either choose bare bones policies or choose not to buy insurance and end up filing bankruptcy so they don't have to pay the medical bills they've incurred, you're mistaken. The analogy of the insurance companies being like a bad boyfriend has nothing to do with the individual mandate, it represents the insurance companies with their exorbitant premiums, co-pays, and denial of coverage, vs a single pay/universal healthcare option that doesn't charge those or limit coverage. You trying to make it about the individual mandate in the ACA is far less accurate than the bad boyfriend analogy.

[@JavanHamiltonTV]

Painfully accurate.

[@tobeymaguiresdog9676]

@Uncommon Sense hey uhhhhhhhhh shutup

[@koonsickgreen6272]

"Im an aspiring billionnaire and current stay-at-home step-dad"

[@jondubb35]

Ahahaha..... said every millennial male still living in their parents basement.

[@StoicContrarian]

Gotta start somewhere.

[@audreyii6750]

"Do you understand this? I do, I could explain it to you, but you'd die" how i feel in any math course

[@lindalefteast2452]

Audrey II The sad truth is that not even she can explain the math! She thought this out in a whim and it does not hold together. Have you read her plan?

[@FairchildTom]

Ahh you're right Linda, time to give up and just keep listening to rich people

[@taakotuesdays]

me in my chemistry class bc the teacher is shit

[@rduquett]

@@lindalefteast2452 really...you think that she just came up with the plan on a whim and didn't put any research into it? Have YOU read her plan?

[@cameronhodgetts920]

"The government is a little like Amazon Prime. You want to reap the benefits, you have to pay a monthly fee. And that's called taxes." I think everyone in the world needs to be told this.

[@jgp1294]

Actually the rest of the world knows this, it’s the US that doesn’t get it.

[@Ebidle]

Except most of the benefits aren’t for people that actually pay taxes. With the US “progressive” tax system a lot of people have been exempted of paying taxes. Yet the people that make more money pay more. So instead of being a steady 15-20% rate for everyone it’s more like 15% for low income 26% for mid range income and 37% for high income. If every citizen were to pay taxes and at a flat tax rate taxes would actually go down for everyone

[@andrewchristiansen8311]

yeah mostly immigrants.

[@luvfreedom1470]

Nice statist sentiment. Thing is government doesn't "provide" any kind of benefit. Our first world life styles come from things like individual liberty, private property rights, free market enterprise, and private wealth, not government. This is what brainwashed statists don't get.

[@cameronhodgetts920]

@@luvfreedom1470 not entirely. The government provides emergency services, health care (in my country at least), education services, public works, military defense, public transport and other such things. And they also provide benefits, which is a controversial system but does have its benefits

[@claudia2189]

“Now all we gotta do is uh...convince JP Morgan to act like a non profit.” I’m deadddd

[@jeneeblatzer4441]

So funny OMG!!!!

[@gamercornelius348]

She said she won’t hold up a gas station, but she sure will be holding up the banks.

[@qweqqweq2090]

Non profits make as much or more profits than companies.

[@michaelfosnaught2238]

Qweq Qweq non profits as a company don’t make any profit. Hence the fucking name. The people who work for non-profits make money but that doesn’t do anything for the company as a whole. A company like J.P. Morgan who is a publicly held corporation that uses mainly stocks and little bonds can’t afford to make that change

[@Nogoingback424]

"I work for the Kamala Harris campaign and I'm still undecided."- LOL

[@jeffking5536]

no one wants a democrat

[@NeelTheSphynx]

@@jeffking5536 Except for, you know, all of the Democrats.

[@ishi7190]

@Circumcision is Jewish Genital Mutilation username checks out

[@Nativegirl1985]

Bernie

[@violetenergy4392]

NONE OF THE ABOVE 2020

[@Ubserd305MC]

"Ready to get red pilled? Money doesn't exist" great line

[@joncoda365]

And it's true. Trillions of dollars? "Once the numbers get that big, they're just pretend. It's just a promise from a computer."

[@Saiyanprince1114]

Facts. Money is a social construct.

[@ianjohnson458]

@@Saiyanprince1114 It has the elements of witchcraft and this is significant, a la, early modern history. Money is efficacious yet without substance and where capitalism has risen, cries of witchcraft have often followed.

[@aaronwaxman5250]

“I could explain it to you but you’d die”

[@LordRothschild666]

Best part of the skit.

[@LegendYT1]

Kate McKinnon is a friggin genius! She plays everyone she’s portraying perfectly.

[@LegendYT1]

Jim McCracken actually I haven’t lol

[@michaeladkins6]

@Jim McCracken Parodying famous people doesnt always translate to movie stardom.

[@m.e.d.7997]

@@michaeladkins6Absolutely true. I wish her every success though

[@noirettebeauty]

Kate McKinnon is this generation’s answer to Darrel Hammond. Her flexibility in impersonating political figures-regardless of gender-is incredible!!

[@m.e.d.7997]

SNL should pay her anything she wants. Awesome. Kristin Wiig had the same talent.

[@theguyfromwalgreens]

Truth! I’m glad I stumbled across her just blindly surfing KZbin after work a couple of week ago. I’ve been watching her daily ever since. Her voice & mannerisms imitating these individuals are flawless.

[@bluejeans5770]

She had the same face and voice tbh..

[@TandNProductions]

“Pete Buttiegieg seems nice” “Oh go to hell” Killed me

[@AmitZinmanVideo]

Girlfriend, you are barking up the wrong tree with Petey boy. He's walking up the other side of the street, you know what I'm sayin'?

[@esarts6744]

Hahah

[@Music-dw7ng]

Warren is homophobic. That makes sense. Lying about being Cherokee was racist AF. #WhiteFeminism

[@NJ-wb1cz]

​@@Music-dw7ng "Gurgle. Gurgle. Gurgle. Hashtag" See, to troll you have to be at least as mentally capable as people you're trying to troll.

[@jrwsaranac]

@@AmitZinmanVideo "Petey boy?" Are you 7?

[@thatgirlok160]

Her delivery on the “new phone, who dis” line was 🔥 . 😂😂😂

[@MinimalisticLifestyle333]

thatgirlok lol!!!! She is the best !

[@fatlacesthedon]

"Alright you listen to me you beautiful bitch!"

[@bigcity420]

@Rick O'Shay How is that racist?

[@stlb1226]

@@bigcity420 Rick is one of those Ken doll internet trolls who likes to comment on anything that doesn't fit his "narrative" so that he can get people riled while gaining attention for himself because his mommy doesn't still make him PB&J sandwiches when he gets home and his dad doesn't rub him on the top of his head and calls him "sport" anymore. He might even try to @ me if he sees this comment because he is a Ken doll. What he doesn't know is I do not use KZbin alerts because I have better things to do. Now watch to see if he has something racist to say...

[@bigcity420]

@@stlb1226 Good looking...

[@Kyle_Schaff]

“In Footloose, they banned dancing. They didn’t ban broccoli.” I actually love that line

[@theguyfromwalgreens]

Kyle Schaff Me too 😆

[@ikeekieeki]

"8,000 dollars. I don't even have dental. My teeth hurt so bad." damn

[@pixiebells]

That's not terribly unrealistic, though. Last year, my insurance through my work had a deductable of $6,500 with no dental.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

How does Kate look like Elizabeth Warren AND Hillary Clinton at the same time

[@ng23242]

NoFaceKira. Elizabeth Warren is cool and sane Hilary

[@shadowrealm8014]

She's a shape shifter

[@davidk3567]

because theyre shills for the establishment

[@clairduffy60]

Genius.

[@DUCKSWAYBOBWEAVE]

Because she won't get Red Voters to swim in the Blue Wave, YANG GANG 2020!

[@LaFemmeFictionale]

Kate's having such fun, you can't help but smile.

[@brianschlicher59]

She makes it look easy.

[@erinastray]

team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@bradlafferty6076]

My ass is smiling

[@bradlafferty6076]

@@brianschlicher59 lesbian playing a lesbian?

[@earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112]

I can help it. She fucking sucks!

[@analogblues]

"First off, we're going to cut military spending...so immediately dead in the water." Spot on SNL.

[@dareisayit]

Daniel Lona what’s amazing that even if a Democrat elected POTUS or Senate/House would decrease military spending it would literally be taking back their most recent bonus. They, and GOP, would still act like it’d cutting off their arm giving them a budget of 616 billion (what they had in ‘16) instead of the 633 billion they have now.

[@michaelfosnaught2238]

Lynette Floyd I agree with what your saying they do have a massive budget but part of the “bonus” is accounting for inflation

[@michaelfosnaught2238]

Actually just ran the numbers and they have cut spending since 2016. 616 billion in 2016 is equal to 659.9 billion in 2019

[@mattkraig]

The guy in the background holding a “Women With Warren” sign

[@donnydanger273]

It's women with Warren.

[@mattkraig]

@@donnydanger273 either way, it's a dude holding the sign you jabroni

[@ms38wr1]

@@mattkraig haaaaaaaaaaaa

[@donnydanger273]

@@mattkraig LOL!!!

[@claytonbrown7120]

Matt K. Hey wait, men aren’t women duhhherrp

[@sandlover6294]

"You reap the benefits, you gotta pay an annual fee" - that is the BEST LINE EVER. Use it real Elizabeth!

[@sharrein5327]

The best line. Agreed.

[@lisag18]

Agree. Good one

[@twdjt6245]

Dana Herron “stole”? How petty can you get? Who gives a flying fuck where she “got it” from so long as she’s serious about going for it? I mean I’m not a warren supporter, but you make it seem as if Bernie is the inventor of the concept of democratic socialism or something.

[@2008bruin2008]

And we can't charge your debit card without telling you. lololol

[@kurtsherrick2066]

Make sure you willing give your total paycheck with a smile on your face if your stupid enough to cast a vote for a total idiot.

[@QNFirefly]

You can tell Kate McKinnon loves being Warren.

[@ruebenllongoria836]

QNFirefly it’s like Tina Fey’s Palin or Baldwin’s Trump

[@jasonhopwood]

It's just unfortunate that she isn't good at it.

[@curtisharrell]

"New phone! Who dis??" I fell off the sofa at that point!

[@93musicnotes]

"I'm terrified of the doctor and my husband is one." The way she said that sent me 😂

[@j.rom-mel]

Melissa Villaseñor is a gem!

[@msoda8516]

Mallory Hayes Me too

[@2sdm8]

"my plan fairs favorably because it exist" im dead lmao

[@jamesmcinnis208]

S

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Did I stay too long at the fare?

[@willcoleman2458]

Nobody’s asking how we’re gonna pay for “remember Obama” 😂

[@alejandrodavalos9727]

You can’t remember someone that never existed

[@masshole4208]

Remember when trump tried to take down the ACA. to throw millions of people off healthcare then mccain gave it a thumbs down.

[@vooteimer1234]

Will Coleman underrated dig at Biden. ouch

[@ivanoffw]

Don't you mean "My Boss"?

[@jrob8764]

@Anthony Zaleski My old Edsel is running pretty good thank you Obama.

[@joepistol5644]

"Unlike you we just can't take it out ur debit card w/o warning" lol

[@Skyace13]

"Do you understand this? I do! I could explain it to you, but you'd die!" My God, this had me laughing forever !

[@natiiveson4846]

@skyace 13, Me too! I laughed! She is a Harvard professor (former) and if she explained it to us, we'd die. Ha ha ha ha!

[@enforcerjj2943]

actually wasn't that funny. One of the least funny comments of the entire skit.

[@christinewood3473]

Ready to get red pilled? Money doesn’t exist, it’s a promise from a computer. 😂

[@AlexPryrodny]

Kind of true, if you know how money gets made

[@aliensoup2420]

Which is one step away from the government saying, "who needs money...we'll just give you what you need (rationing) and you show up everyday to work in the fields."

[@erinastray]

Christine Wood team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@worldshaper1723]

@@aliensoup2420 Is that right? Did you say the same when they decided to spend trillions on military, give the billionaire a tax cut?

[@tonybrasi2676]

So true but really fucked up

[@SlowllyDrifting]

Kate killing it as Elizabeth Warren once again

[@erinastray]

emily team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@johnnydeleon8210]

Killing any chance for anyone to look at her as anything but a joke

[@razerfish]

Really? By not being funny?

[@haroldmoore8385]

Manuel De Leon lmao. The make fun of everybody on this show. That would mean no one has a shot idiot.

[@hyperactive216]

erin dumb as fuck. Idiots think it’s freeeeee

[@worthlesstrash9662]

"I could explain it to you, but you'd die." is absolutely perfect :D

[@kitcleary7185]

I mean she said “money doesn’t exist” as a joke but the tea is .... it actually really doesn’t

[@mondler107]

"Unlike you, we cant just take it out of your debit card without warning" LMAO she slid that in there so well I feel like it didnt get the amount of laughter it deserved 🤣🤣

[@jrubenstein]

mondler&bechloeBallinger lol it’s so true too! Ugh pisses me off every February when I see have less money than I thought I would haha

[@kurtsherrick2066]

The reason no one laughed at that is that it has happened to other countries like Greece. Lock the bank doors and take money out of people's Accounts without notice. It will happen here if these Democrats get control of all three branches.

[@esperanzogomez3237]

@@kurtsherrick2066 ...You're saying a room full of new yorkers were frightened of the Democrats getting control of your money??? The EU emposed austerity upon Greece to keep the euro high in value, that's all. A single political party cannot bankrupt an entire country. Now, to recap, which one makes more sense: A. One American political party bankrupted an entire foreign country. Or B. 24 entire countries bankrupted one so their shared currency wouldn't drop in value?

[@kurtsherrick2066]

@@esperanzogomez3237 you may agree with that action but theft is theft no matter the reason for it. When you take something without permission it is called stealing. Am sure you would agree if you woke up one day and couldn't assess your money and money taken out to save the Euro you would be very happy about that correct?

[@esperanzogomez3237]

@@kurtsherrick2066 I was just saying that the people you said are responsible aren't the people responsible. The Democrats didn't bankrupt Greece, that's all.

[@_____7512]

I love how she always mentions a tiny snack that most likely givers her a placebo effect of energy 😂😂😂

[@jacobboe7711]

Yes! Last time it was apple slices.

[@neegas3490]

😂

[@firesondiego7666]

Why can’t we all come together and just elect Kate McKinnon 😂

[@SRosenberg203]

She's got my vote.

[@bimyouna]

Because McKinnon, unlike some, is smart enough to know that being an entertainer doesn't prepare you to be a good executive?

[@SRosenberg203]

@@bimyouna You must be so fun at parties.

[@bimyouna]

@@SRosenberg203 I am! But to be honest, it almost sounds like you're being nasty in a way that would get you disinvited from the kind of party I usually go to, the nerdy kind where you can have fun sober. ;p

[@SRosenberg203]

@@bimyouna Even the sober nerds I know don't really like it when someone responds to a funny comment made in jest with a serious faux-logical argument that insults their intelligence.

[@jenmontzingo]

“Nobody asked Biden how to pay for stuff because his plans are so vague. No one asks how we’re going to pay for ‘Remember Obama.’" 😂 I’m dead.

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"unlike you we can't just take it out of your debit card without warning."

[@ra_8072]

I died on that line 😂😂😂

[@SOSOLRAK]

Em Lye Harvard isn’t that difficult that difficult

[@charliehustle9779]

Em Lye, mentioning he supposedly went to Harvard made no sense.

[@jesserenn3152]

"I work for the Harris campaign but I'm still not sure" xD

[@rring44]

She's in like 4th place in Cali lol. Nobody likes her

[@jimbob9086]

Happens ALL. THE. TIME. Like half the questions in these town halls are from strategic political plants.

[@armorofgod777]

ring she closed her New Hampshire office, her campaign is over

[@daviddaniels466]

@Anthony ZaleskiI live in California and it kinda sucks .... I would not vote for a candidate from this state ...

[@Eltororeloaded]

"firteen, non-jillion over twelvity ten..." Awesome! 🤣 Dead.

[@destinysguy22]

“There ain’t no Scrooge McDuck vault” 😂😂😂

[@tyrant-den884]

If his defense, the Money Bin is not full of money. Well there is money in there, but the gold coins which make up the Bin's contense are not legal tender anywhere in that world anymore.

[@rezajafari6395]

If only Warren knew this

[@allicrombie4924]

"it's scary til you try it." "like butt stuff."

[@erinastray]

The Flock team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@ericlyman6195]

@@erinastray explain how yang will be better for the people in 2020 than bernie sanders

[@andrewnibbi]

erin , I appreciate your contribution to the Yang Gang, but I don’t know how many blue caps 🧢 you’re gonna put on people’s heads by putting this reply on every comment.

[@DSBP1]

1982 Russian bot

[@abcdefghijklmno3764]

erin go away

[@andrewkohler3707]

I think our so-called health care as abusive partner is the best analogy I've heard in quite some time.

[@erinastray]

Andrew Kohler team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@stanleyyelnats6592]

Bullshit, my health insurance is great. Trump 2020

[@haroldmoore8385]

Stanley Yelnats I’m sure it’s not.

[@DFrost-ip2lk]

Stanley Yelnats That’s because you’re in an abusive relationship with both your insurance and Trump. You need to dump them and find someone who deserves you.

[@ethanjames7850]

@@stanleyyelnats6592 okay but with Pete you get to keep your private insurance 🙄🤔

[@jcepri]

The analogy of leaving an abusive boyfriend was brilliant. We are getting whooped by private insurance an yet we are afraid to leave it because we are afraid.

[@swedejohanson7739]

Are u kidding? Obamacare is so fucked up nobody can fix it. That dipshit rammed it through Congress and lied about being able to use whatever doctor you wanted too. I’ll take BC/BS any fucking day of the week over Universal healthcare.

[@scotfrei9926]

"But do I have to marry this new guy sight unseen? Can we date a little first?" "Nope, medicare for all is an arranged marriage by your much smarter mother. You trust your mother don't you?"

[@kellyberry4173]

ABSOLUTELY.

[@Killopotamus]

@3L33T Yeah but lets not pretend the proposed Obamacare is anything like the dogshit that it was to become by people too scared to actually invest in it, or to just make it look worse by implementing it then chopping its legs off.

[@mscooldeadly]

@@swedejohanson7739 Lol sucks to be you, over here we got free health care. Sad America can't figure out health care.

[@95A1140]

I don't know why, but "stay-at-home stepdad" had me in tears

[@ps1mrlee]

“Hi, I’m terrified of the doctor, and my husband is one...”. Love Melissa Villaseñor!

[@mrevilducky]

They should have her do more voices

[@magsisdumb478]

"But that's a separate problem" 😂

[@Bizzlemck3]

"WE TALKING TRILLIONS..." 😂😂😂 "When the numbers are this big... They're just pretend"... 🤣🤣🤣 Sad but DAMNNN TRU!!!

[@Learner4FunLifePersona]

BEATON DAVID KOLLIE, not true actually because we pay interest on the national deficit

[@justinhackstadt6677]

@@Learner4FunLifePersona They then explain the numbers on the back. The skit was basically saying, for the average citizen the numbers might as well be fictional. Because you'd need to be a graduate of marketing and accounting to understand the real math calculations that the funds are derived from. So yeah, politicians try and keep it simple for their constituents. Lol

[@ChrisJones-vh4sw]

@@justinhackstadt6677 Ten trillion is a difference of about $30,000 per every American citizen

[@alsah-him1571]

I mean all estimates are pretend until they are true

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

, "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money." - Senator Everett M. Dirkson

[@irshc]

There's an awful lot of truth to this open. Bravo SNL and especially Kate McKinnon!

[@lennytol8661]

"What did you think I was gonna do hold up a gas station". 😂😂😂😂

[@thehand756]

That one I liked. The government is like Amazon Prime. You reap the benefits, you pay an annual fee. That's taxes.

[@janetjanet6469]

Except the government prime is not an option.

[@andrewo7318]

And we can’t opt out!

[@aaronjacobs4900]

The government is like an amazon prime membership, if all of a sudden everyone in the country has a membership and you’re paying for it lol

[@TheH0ff]

@@janetjanet6469 what do you mean? You've got a few options. You could be a leech and buy $100 worth of Halloween candy when you pick up your free medication because you are on Medicaid. Or you could work part time and get food stamps. Or if you really hate the idea of paying taxes, you can leave. Options.

[@thebat7774]

Except the government didn't create billions of dollars in taxes from sales and wage taxes, not adding property tax. Love how that's left out in the "hate Amazon" side of America.

[@AnbuBlackOps2100]

"Uh I'm a current aspiring billionaire and stay-at-home dad" I died ROLMAO 😂😂😂

[@Sssssss527]

SYNONYMOUS also 😄 funny

[@hadracks]

Describes a fair percent of the US accurately.

[@thatgaldallas8459]

Yea... the majority of ppl complaining about tax increases are broke ppl

[@terbailey9978]

Jim which makes it even funnier.

[@lindanoche9300]

Kate McKinnon’s impersonation of Warren is the sole reason I’ve started rewatching SNL.

[@yukijacksonpoet]

same

[@ehassan3962]

"Don't stand so close to an orange tree, cuz someone might try to pick your head - I'm feelin stanky" Lmaoo

[@theguyfromwalgreens]

Eshah Hassan I nearly cried when she said that & even more when she did her little dance with it.

[@brenyatta]

Kate McKinnon always kills it as Warren. It’s like Alec as Trump, and McCarthy as Spicer

[@99lodewijk]

Or McKinnon as Hillary

[@mikeharris1987]

@@99lodewijk Or McKinnon as Kellyanne

[@jopabr24]

@@mikeharris1987 Or McKinnon as literally anyone.

[@brenyatta]

Yeah. Kate nails pretty much every political impression she does

[@chrise.321]

Or Jeff Sessions... I miss that little bastard lol

[@nodnarb3540]

“Alright you listen to me you beautiful biiiiiitch!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alyssia777]

It even made the woman behind crack haha!

[@mankand007]

But did she say bitch tho?

[@brooklyna007]

@@mankand007 We got a Key & Peele fan here. Actually two!

[@mariateresa2050]

I can't get enough of this skid!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laugh everytime I watch it!!

[@rkgk1517]

Kate McKinnon is on fire. I'm sad about Warren's circumstances for many reasons, but also because we don't get to watch this lovely impersonation anymore

[@volantiad]

It's like a double loss... or make that 3: Biden. Really, the way I'm getting through this is there's Kamala Harris and some guy. He gets to be there (because life is unfair), but, really, it's all her.

[@ishtlutz1261]

@@volantiad had your mind changed since a year ago?

[@ishtlutz1261]

Hey what are her ‘circumstances’? I like her

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"my plan compares favorably, as it exists."

[@twdjt6245]

I don’t support her but it’s true

[@Music-dw7ng]

@@twdjt6245 Its not though.

[@Music-dw7ng]

Weird shilling for Warren who doesnt actually have a plan. Whereas Biden and Bernie do.

[@aztecfighter5]

I love it cause its true

[@aztecfighter5]

@@twdjt6245 I support her

[@IvyWolk]

im afraid of the doctor but my husband is one. that's a separate issue

[@dkrom]

@Sam Armstrong it's a line from the sketch

[@omicsonic]

Did she mess up the delivery or am I missing something? The way she said it made it sound like her husband was a one year old.

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

@Sam Armstrong You're going to be in your mom's basement, just you, your socks, and lotion for the rest of your life.

[@masonkufahl8407]

Sam Armstrong she didn’t come up with the line, you can talk the the writers. Plus, she’s making 10x more than you

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

@Sam Armstrong Actually, I completely forgot all about you. That's how much I don't give a shit what you said. If it weren't for someone liking my reply, I wouldn't have even been back to see what useless things you said. And now, I'll go on with my life because you absolutely 150% don't matter to me. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@williamfreeman3331]

"When the numbers are this big they're just pretend." Lmao!

[@peterlaberge9570]

"Thank you for bringing up healthcare, that is my Despacito" LOL

[@nismokid2533]

Peter LaBerge Elizabeth Warren was a Republican until she was 47 years old, she was a Native American until a DNA 🧬 test few months ago, she’s a “capitalist to her bones” ..wait suddenly she’s progressive when she decided to run and copy Bernie’s platform, she was “fired” for being pregnant until her own tangled lies exposed this to be another lie, she wouldn’t want a family member working for a foreign country if she was Vice President ~ until wait she “needs all the details,” she held an anti-corruption rally literally the next day meets privately with DNC establishment and big money donors behind closed doors. Elizabeth Warren is a fraud, who’s proven one thing through out her career..; she’s a straight faced liar. Elizabeth Warren will never have my vote.

[@eliasgraham4373]

@@nismokid2533 That's entirely irrelevent, and entirely untrue.

[@ellengrace4609]

“You ready to get red pilled? (whispers) Money doesn’t exist.” 😂😂😂 It’s true though... 😁

[@HopelessDjinn]

It's not true. The value for which money is representative of doesn't exist. Or at least only exists on the conceptual basis. If she had said currency doesn't exist then she'd be closer to true.

[@hydrocarbon8272]

Research how money is created with loans...prepare to have your mind blown.

[@dietotaku]

@@HopelessDjinn I think you have that backwards. Paper & coin currency exists in a physical sense, but money as a whole is a theoretical construct that operates as a means of efficiently exchanging labor in otherwise incompatible ways. How much money is circulating, how much labor it's worth, it's all abstract & ethereal.

[@ATLsF1N3ST91]

Raisegare Loki you don’t grasp how money is created with loans, that’s what she meant by A PROMISE FROM A COMPUTER... Take a step BACK from looking at your dollar bill, and realize that MONEY isn’t a tangible thing, just an agreed upon form of currency, by which the rules change depending on who you are and how much of it you have.

[@prospect689]

So true

[@davidzshit]

When she said “money doesn’t exist” I don’t think some of you realize how true that statement is.

[@DGzCarbon]

Except it does exist. I get the meaning behind the statement but it's factually incorrect

[@IMNPhotography]

@@DGzCarbon how's about this: currency isn't real. It's just a promise and something we all just agree has a certain value, the American dollar isn't even backed by the gold standard anymore. it has no inherent value, just what we give it.

[@DGzCarbon]

@@IMNPhotography if Americans give it value then it does exist. Like I said I get the sentiment. I understand the point that's trying to be made. It's just not correct. If a society gives value and agrees on something then it does exist

[@kasimk4]

@@DGzCarbon except it has no value.

[@windunham2969]

But isn’t it true that what determines the amount of money in circulation isn’t the amount deposited in banks, but rather the amount people are willing to borrow? So in effect it would seem that money exists only to the extent that a promise to pay exists. As she says, it’s not like there’s a vault somewhere.

[@raiyzer275]

"I could explain it to ya, but youd die" - Warren 2019 Edit: thanks for all the likes!

[@ekklesiast]

Classic socialists aka democrats. "You're all dumb, just give me your money, I know how to spend them better than you even though I don't know how to earn them".

[@nich479]

@@ekklesiast They do know better than you. Warren has bowel movements that are more informed and well educated than you.

[@ekklesiast]

@@nich479 if she thinks she knows how to spend my money better than me I'm going to kindly offer her to fuck off.

[@ekklesiast]

@@nich479 And if they are so informed and educated they should try to earn money themselves, instead of stealing from those who make them.

[@nich479]

​@@ekklesiast Who are you even talking about? Maybe you should go back to watching "Ow my balls" while the adults take care of this whole "government" thing.

[@danielploszkiewicz1058]

How do the people in the background keep from laughing?! 🤣

[@TheJason5174]

They have already heard it at rehersal lol.

[@lucybrown1929]

She looks like Elizabeth Warren, but sounds more like Jodie Foster (in the Silence of the Lambs).

[@contrapasso]

Lucy Brown Oh my god that’s it! I was trying to put my finger on it 😂

[@ethanjames7850]

She has a Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs impersonation! Look up SNL's jurassic park audition sketch

[@FlyGirlMeg]

Omg YES!!!! Lol

[@danielrivard2485]

I actually always thought Kate was super overrated. What happened to Leslie Jones? She was funny.

[@ethanjames7850]

@@danielrivard2485 she decided to leave SNL :/

[@i.dont.read.replies]

"Alright, you listen to me, you beautiful beeeeatch" lmao that caught me off guard

[@bernadettehill2418]

Your insurance is like a bad boyfriend. Girl listen to me leave him, he's draining you, mmmm I've been there. Lolol

[@the1bridge1]

I read this as soon as she started saying it🤣

[@gregbach9581]

@Uncommon Sense This is why you don't get invited to parties.

[@Chris-cq5pw]

“Ready to get red-pilled? Money doesn’t exist. It’s a promise from a computer.” She’s talking about Modern Monetary Theory. Look it up!

[@dexlab7539]

Chris You’re almost right, the US Dollar itself is just a promissory note backed by nothing more than “faith” in the government. That is the Red Pill people don’t understand. MMT would simply vastly expand this faith based currency supply creating massive inflation and increased asset prices.

[@kellyberry4173]

God its hilarious!!!

[@kasumiheyes]

Money has never existed. It's always been an agreement. You can't eat gold. Hell you can't even eat salt. People like to hold those two things up as being "money", that is a proper backing for money. They aren't. They are merely a means to agree. Just like the computer.

[@zachwilliams88]

@@kasumiheyes And yet people can still buy food with money, the fact that it's based on a shared agreement of value doesn't mean that that value isn't subject to interference if, say, the government decides to print 20 trillion dollars to pay their debts and eradicate people's savings through inflation.The fact that much of the world's currency only exists as debt makes it more dangerous to ignore the plans of people who want to massively increase that debt because there's already an unrealistic amount of it, so who cares.

[@fandomguy8025]

Money's value is emergent from the combined perception of it having value in every individual. It's as real as an Ant Colony, or your conscious self from all your brain cells. Individually the paper is worthless but with humans the system is real, money talks, changes happen.

[@kaivickers166]

“I’d explain it to you, but you’d die.” LOL

[@CasuallyObservant]

Kai Vickers - ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY. The point was that Warren can't explain it because her ideas are garbage and cannot/should not be done. If implemented as she is suggesting, our country would go bankrupt within the first year and our infrastructure would crumble. Our working taxpayers and business owners do not produce anywhere near the amount annually that it would take to do this and keep the country running. If attempted, within just one year, the government would run completely out of money. That would mean that all federal, state and city workers would stop getting a paycheck and soon, no one would show up to work. Truckers would stop delivering food and other supplies, the gas stations would run out of gas and no one would answer calls anywhere. No one would be on duty. .. That means this: no police, no sanitation workers, no water services, no electricity or gas, no one answering 9-1-1 calls, the hospitals and schools would close, and the store shelves would be empty within a few days and soon it would be chaos and madness. I'm a very educated and well-traveled older person who has lived through many things and I am telling you her ideas are not doable and very dangerous to all but the very, very rich. .. Important Point: Liz Warren is very rich, has armed security, lives in a very wealthy neighborhood with gated security and likely has all the necessary things to keep her happy and well fed for a long time, no matter what happens - unlike the rest of you. .. Liz Warren talks fantasy and most of her followers are so young they don't recognize she is talking nonsense. Don't fall for it. I am not kidding.

[@TTownTim]

@@CasuallyObservant ...oh geezuz..shut up

[@erinmccusker8193]

That pretty much summarizes how I feel about math

[@xrenvam4819]

@@erinmccusker8193 it's only because you were pushed through the educational system!

[@kilgoretrout4350]

@@CasuallyObservant nope, not true

[@hirtanadriangoian69]

"Thank you for bringing up healthcare, that is my Despacito" 😂😂

[@hillakatz5855]

"Let me know how my dust tastes" I lost it!!!

[@aprilgostin9576]

There's more correct in this than I am comfortable admitting.

[@jbr496]

"When the numbers are this big, They're just pretend" lol

[@alphagt62]

No truer words!

[@jftucker]

“No one knows how we’re gonna pay for ‘Remember Obama’” I died

[@joeybulford5266]

Everyone talks about her Hillary, but damn her Elizabeth is the best there is

[@honeybeex5564]

“i pay taxes in every single state out of principle” I DIED

[@logan5437]

I actually forgot that this wasn’t warren for a minute.

[@darnalsmith3716]

Kate nailed it. She's been carrying that show for the last 3 years.

[@teenwolf2013]

Anthony Zaleski they do make fun of Democrats! It’s just republicans basically right their own material.

[@darnalsmith3716]

@Anthony Zaleski yeah. Most Deplorables hate SNL. 2 me, it aint the funnier than Fox News, but it still gives me a chuckle.

[@stevenp25100]

That's the plan. You get your news from a comedy sketch. ( term used loosely)

[@christopherlienemann2110]

Logan That doesn’t make any sense since she’s about 90 years younger

[@xcrescendox7116]

She’s like the female Owen Wilson of presidential candidates

[@blisterpacman]

owen wilson never played a presidential candidate nor was he a presidential candidate..

[@leeleeishereirish]

blisterpacman thats not relevant to the commentary though. They are saying Warren is like Owen Wilson personality wise

[@blisterpacman]

@@leeleeishereirish actually it is because it's nothing like Owen Wilson

[@joshdemay9130]

blisterpacman she’s clearly saying that McKinnon is the Owen Wilson of presidential candidates. As in she is to presidential candidates as Wilson was to movies... it’s really not that complicated

[@artmv1149]

Ha! I can see that.

[@lanitagrice7644]

EW: So do I have your vote? Voter: Oh, I don't know. Pete Buttigieg seems nice. EW: Ah, go to hell. I'm definitely going to use that next time someone says they don't know if they can vote for Liz - even though they think she is the best candidate.

[@volantiad]

Hands down: she was the best candidate. I'm trying to feel like we're not doomed, but...

[@curranfrank2854]

@@volantiad Yeah, and it hurt twice since she also got dumped for the VP position. Biden's not that bad though, his climate change plan, public option, college tuition plan, and focus on underprivileged communities are all important steps forward, and could lay the ground work for more ambitious plans later. Please vote tomorrow if you're able to. It does matter

[@matthewscott1091]

Kate McKinnon has a real knack for mimicry. She’s done great impressions of Hillary, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi, Jeff Sessions etc. She emulates their behaviors enough to be believable & then adds her own touch & exaggerations to make us laugh. She’s a gifted woman! 👍🏻😂👏🏻

[@brandonr3072]

"Well the difference between my plan and his plan is mine exists" Yo 😂

[@BunneRabb]

so do unicorns if you smoke enough dope.

[@brandonr3072]

@@BunneRabb and?

[@BunneRabb]

@@brandonr3072 Pssst. There _are_ no unicorns. Word to pretendyland, the snotty hipster subdivision. : )

[@brandonr3072]

@@BunneRabb yes, the expert opinion of a KZbin commenter. Very enlightening. So bold

[@BunneRabb]

@@brandonr3072 I was gonna go with the dime store stoner sarcasm, but It seems to be all stitched up. : )

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Girl, listen to me..." How Kate is so perfectly funny in everything she does I can't imagine and am thankful for every time I see her!

[@ryanbacher2455]

I want to eat apple strudel and watch Ballers with Elizabeth Warren

[@yeahokay1051]

"Do you understand this? I do, I could explain this to you but you'd die."- best line ive ever heard

[@TheDavidMorais]

"Yeah, my plan compares favorably in that it exists"

[@419slayer]

"New phone- who dis?" Mic dropped! Kate McKinnon is the best SNL has seen since Tina Fay And Amy Poehler. Hands down.

[@joshliam1967]

Bill Hader up there too!

[@ianbauer4703]

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader!

[@SRosenberg203]

@Marshall Carwood Yes that's Cecily Strong, one of the most underrated people currently on SNL. She's absolutely fucking hilarious.

[@ladysaane]

I seriously coulda sat through this for an hour lol Kate is a treasure

[@alexcraft825]

“In footloose they banned dancing, they didn’t ban broccoli” needed more laughs

[@tommythevenot7617]

Alex Craft that’s not even funny. Cmon man.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

"So do I have your vote?" "I don't know, Pete Buttigiege seems kinda nice :)" "Oh, go to hell." 😂

[@hizzlemobizzle]

It's so funny it's like Bernie Sanders does not exist. Thank god he is the front runner

[@hizzlemobizzle]

@@floridaviolets9601 In your dreams ya sicko

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

@@floridaviolets9601 Hopefully Trump and Pence will be before then.

[@spencerwalsh2874]

"THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES maybe" I don't know why, but that made me cackle.

[@erinastray]

Spencer Walsh team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@cantu7614]

@@erinastray or just stick with Trump they both good

[@spencerwalsh2874]

@@erinastray thanks for the offer, I like some of his ideas and I respect him, but my personal pick is buttigeg. His ideals appeal to me more.

[@deanpruit4216]

@@cantu7614 Yes he could offer Canada military aid to tell us medicare for all and thus Elizabeth Warren are evil.

[@literallyaghost]

@@erinastray STOP SPAMMING EVERY COMMENT

[@garrisonmcgrath6370]

"You ready to get redpilled?" NAME THEM ELIZABETH

[@amandamanos3824]

I literally "new phone who dis" my ex yesterday omg genius writers !

[@goodnplenty1873]

.."You ready to get red pilled?" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@acraze2287]

is that an incel reference???

@@acraze2287 It's a Matrix reference.

[@EmilyDickmesome]

Acraze Incels are blackpilled

[@Sharky165]

@@EmilyDickmesome And blue-balled !! 😁🤣🤣

[@EmilyDickmesome]

Sharky165 Well I guess it's implied

[@kalebm2530]

“I work for Kamala Harris’s campaign but I’m still undecided...” 😂

[@erinastray]

team andrew yang, join #YANGGANG we have memes and $1000 a month to each american🖤

[@torchandhammer]

@@erinastray Spamming just makes me much less likely to check out Yang.

[@tessbennett3796]

@@erinastray Give it a rest, dear. We read you just fine the first 25 times.

[@sapphicmorena5791]

Kate McKinnon is easily the best comic of this century. I simply can't believe her range of acting and how fucking hilarious she is in every. Single. Role. Give her more solo skits, PLEASE!!!

[@vinnerdinner]

She's the best thing on SNL in a really long time.

[@savannahmccool7913]

There's a man holding a sign that says "Women for Warren."

[@geekygengar5467]

Did you just assume his gender? (Joking)

[@Bootystank99659]

Men usually argue over things women should especially us in the workforce and us choosing to keep a fetus or not because they think we can’t settle things ourselves 😑🙃

[@joeblow1942]

Savannah McCool It’s Democrat’s with their 80 genders and men can have periods so that’s sounds about right.

[@haelotny6523]

That's just asking for rightwingers to make their lazy gender jokes 🙄

[@samirchavi5121]

@@joeblow1942 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂