Colin Farrell Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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Colin Farrell's monologue; he helps the guys out with the ladies. Aired 12/11/04
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[@Mia7189]

Colin admitted in recent interviews that this was the time when he was heavily addicted to drugs and drinking. He went into rehab and got his life and career back on track with some amazing performances and hasn't looked back since. Good on him.

[@camilaparra2600]

THE FACT THAT COLIN WAS ON LINDSAYS LIST OF GUYS SHES SLEPT WITH HAHAHA

[@alysvedia585]

cigarrettes and whisky? I respond to that... as long as is Colin Farrell

[@nellyyuki4695]

I love lindsay’s outfit. She so gorgeous. And collin look smokin hawt

[@wandam-34]

Collin is hot omg lol

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

An English, an Irish, and a Scottish actor walk into a bar, and I just die, simply die.

[@SeppvonderWeide]

+Jonida Sanço do not die, life is too short to die

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

SeppvonderWeide thanks I'm safe :*

[@stavrosgeorgios5577]

don't forget us Welsh

[@callmehchloe4074]

I was so excited to see this episode when it aired, I had such a crush on Colin!

[@a.k9676]

"Get an accent" "Okie....Top of the morning to you, Colin!" *Colin turns around and glares at him like 'punk what the hell did you just make fun of Ireland*

[@becky7924]

The fact that Colin and Lindsay actually slept together tho after snl 😩

[@TertuNdokosho]

👀

[@thatbitchnoemie]

Wait they did ? Iconic

[@codezero7981]

she slept with half of hollywood, legend

[@alex_n215]

That list will forever be the funniest thing ever.

[@samara7509]

Nooooo

[@KMM-kx2yn]

I kinda still have a thing for Lohan.

[@parkender1833]

Always

[@LTH.DLM.]

i've been obsessed with her for the last week xd

[@daniel540]

Is this how they hooked up? Hot

[@shannonsmith2642]

I would say definitely yes...

[@bufordhighwater9872]

It's so creepy whenever Sanz is in any sketch that has any sexual overtones, considering he just settled in a case involving some pretty serious allegations

[@tofutoph]

Colin with that “rocking the 90s in the 2000s” hairstyle

[@sayakchoudhury9711]

Now Collin has become an indie movie darling, how time changes you..

[@apogeelord7013]

Is it though, he was in Fantastic Beasts, Dumbo and he is Penguin in Batman

[@riordanort2864]

Lindsay

[@sahota93]

Love Colin 😍 hes King 👑

[@MilgrineGenio]

9 years ago, i still go back here

[@user-rz5nu9mg7c]

Disgusting how they sexualized Lohan, who was 18--legally an adult, yes, but at 18, that would have mortified and scared me and made me go home crying and shaking. Plus, she was mainly famous for being a child star, so extra perverted and mean. .

[@leob4403]

Lol you know she had sex with Farrell after this right? At least according to her own list. She was not a delicate special little snowflake like yourself clearly

[@kaiserwilhelmii6440]

Oh shit she was 18 that’s crazy

[@MoAbuAkb]

Adolf hittlleerr lion ​@@kaiserwilhelmii6440

[@fionnaadeline7525]

HOW DID THEY GET LINDSAY THEREEE omg gold

[@puniopenetrante]

I tried cigarrettes and whisky but it didn't work. But the main problem wasn't that the cigarrettes and the whisky were cheap but i'm not Colin Farrell.

[@heedmywarning2792]

My scent is transmission fluid and a dash of battery terminal corrosion.

[@Rebmetpes4]

I remember this one quite well; it shows the reality of attracting women: good looks and an air of mystery; thought I would never see this again! Thanks Fam!

[@marykcherry]

Fred is hilarious 😂

[@fullgovtname]

loooove the heels coln

[@aaron90omar]

Kinda heartbreaking to see what Lindsay used to look before all the senseless partying, drinking and drugs

[@alex_n215]

It is though. I always wonder how different her life would be if she had better influences around her.

[@codezero7981]

@@alex_n215 she would be like the Jennifer Aniston of her generation

[@dandylion2279]

Kinda heartbreaking how all y'all care about is someone's looks, also she was literally a teenager here it's normal she doesn't look like that anymore regardless.

[@leob4403]

​@@dandylion2279and were supposed to care about her great party girl personality I suppose?

[@jeniferrodriguez9178]

Colin Farrell is there and I just can't stop looking at Fred... he is just too cute!!

[@namfery]

Jajajaj en la famosa lista de Lohan el esta jaja

[@AaronSaltzer]

The minute he starts talking to Lindsay, I automatically think of Jake from Freaky Friday

[@Steve27775]

Elbow-deep? Wow, that's quite something.

[@ruqiyyaosmanova3025]

THANK YOU..THANK YOU..THANK YOU...SOO MUCH😑😜😂😂😂🤣

[@lars7282]

Do this today 😄

[@kylebutler3018]

Surprisingly funny. Fuck she used to be hot. Also, anyone notice the blonde in between the two guys between 0:16 - 0:21 ? She definitely wants Colin to put a baby in there.

[@Dvir226]

Lindsay looks incredible

[@HookedOnSonics518]

3:20 - That's how I USED to feel about Lindsay Lohan.

[@gulyaswift1503]

Handsome

[@Woeismyhoe]

This must've been uncomfortable for Lindsay lol

[@morningstar9543]

+Blahblah Blah hell no. she tapped that irish man. it's on her leaked sex list.

[@leob4403]

I doubt it, she notoriously slept with a lot of Hollywood guys

[@youtubegiovanna]

You're always beautiful in Colin videos♥️💕

[@jAYROCCS1x]

state of bobbyville “imma green belt MF”

[@SarahMcAsey93]

Colin fan.

[@gaiachavez3276]

I was too ....until I found out he has porn on internet . 🤮

[@gulyaswift1503]

Lindsay

[@joestibich2192]

Ant Farm Dad

[@steveconn]

Alexander wasn't that bad.

[@karlc2869]

Where's Kenan?

[@elenaodminiene7794]

Colin Farrell ♡♡ Omg I love him eyebrowns ^^* Omg!! Lindsey ♡♡, but Colin Farrell..!! Hot and sexy man ♡♡ I love him ♡♡

[@lj6937]

That's right he is so great

[@jamzam9807]

You are a bi icon 😂

[@roxannevicious]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

[@imacg5]

And later, they have Jason Sudeikis, Colin Jost, and the king of them all - Pete Davidson.

[@MaeMaeTube]

King of them all? Naw.

[@antohall2007]

wow.....that was aggressively unfunny

[@neburarieiv]

anto hall it was fucking awkward

[@TheSpanishzombie]

Its crazy to see that lindsay was once seen as a hot one

[@dandylion2279]

She still is :)

[@leejones8582]

I am here to promote my new film Alexander it's gonna be great

[@joliecide]

Now I'm wondering if Farrell tapped that back in the day.

[@hopscotch30]

What language is this Colin guy speaking?

[@atiqajmeriajmeri7632]

hopscotch30 Gaelic irish

[@atiqajmeriajmeri7632]

Irish Gaelic

[@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540]

Just call it "Irish".

[@theinternet2241]

He’s so hot

[@Rebmetpes4]

Jus a certain gesture speaks the loudest words 🤔

[@shannonsmith2642]

Whatever happened to him...

[@harigovindk1234]

It was unfunny...Lol..!!!

[@ewong1118]

F shes hot

[@wokegoats9992]

pete davidson woulda smashed

[@nerdyme6757]

I didn't like the Irish accent joke not all Irish people talk like that!

[@hallowelt3819]

Nerdy Me He hisself is Irish😂

[@edmondhuot4626]

not the best opening monologue skit.

[@pam57]

17/18 yr old lindsay and 27 yr old colin…. Gross

[@gaiachavez3276]

Such a handsome man but the fact that he has porn on internet makes him really gross .

[@Alltheusernamesaretaken7593]

That tape was put on the internet without his consent. It was always supposed to be private.

[@Uglyknees]

Colin Farrell ruins everything

[@aishaali7733]

Why's that?

[@loko-ye4wb]

he's kinda right

[@freddybeer]

Phone Booth was phenomenal and Colin was in EVERY scene! He was amazing in that film!