Weekend Update ft. Heidi Gardner and Marcello Hernández - SNL

[@JeffreyGardner89]

Heidi alllllllmost breaks Marcello at 8:05, he's biting his cheeks REAL hard to keep from laughing, I love it so much

[@sxc7566]

He was thinking about his mom's sha-pousey! 😳

[@adhyachaturvedi8913]

Marcello trying not to laugh is making me cackle

[@harper.salvagenti]

THE TOUNGE THING HE DOES

[@rob9495]

I wonder if she ad libbed that line. He look surprised.

[@mihiryouthere]

He is a darling addition to the cast

[@DerekRoy-c6y]

SNL has been trying to make me laugh for over 20 years too! LoL 😂

[@Eevee19]

Colin's cute little "why is the camera on me" 😭😭 my life is complete as long as Colin Jost is on SNL

[@randychampion184]

Marcello almost broke after "sha-poosey"...lol love it!!! He's adorable!!

[@DimJongUn]

I remember when Colin and Che took over and people weren't sure about them. Now they're by far the longest Weekend Update anchors and I don't know what we would do without them.

[@jackburton2680]

Only consistently funny and well done thing on SNL along with the brilliant please don't destroy.

[@christabelle__]

@@jackburton2680 I never get the love for Pleasse Don't Destroy - I've been begging SNL to destroy them for years. Every other skit is just them making fun of themselves in the same way. The other 50% is just them writing skits for the hot guest actors to make fun of them in the same ways they make fun of themselves every skit...it's all the same joke delivered in slightly different ways, so why are people so stupid as to fall for how bad of comedians they are?

[@jackburton2680]

@@christabelle__ Get better taste in comedy then. Please Don't Destroy is objectively the best thing on SNL

[@69Buddha]

I could happily watch an hour of just Jost & Che doing their bit every day.

[@antonia8329]

One of the best skits they’ve had in a while- absolutely hilarious with Heidi and Marcello

[@JohannesWiberg]

And Heidi breaking! That's an uncommon sight!

[@jackburton2680]

No it's not Prob the most memorable moment from last season was he fucking up during the Beavis and butthead sketch

[@JohannesWiberg]

@@jackburton2680 One of the things that made that sketch so funny was that she - the unbreakable one, actually broke. They had been trying to make her break for a long time, and the Beavis and Butthead sketch finally did her in. But thanks for your very certain statement.

[@bhilly812]

The "head and shoulders" joke went by real quick but was so, so, so good.

[@urkiddingme6254]

That "head and shoulders" delivery was so good.

[@kmcalary]

Did anyone else notice the kid's name changed like three times? Bodhi, Cody, Brody.

[@vm6873]

Heidi always killing it

[@davidestes6381]

Marcello is so cute as the dumb jock! "Trust the process." "Pizza comma pizza."

[@ccramit]

I see these moms all the time. Hanging on to their son like some obsessed, possessive girlfriend. Like literally jumping into their sons arms and wrapping their legs around the kid.

[@always_markb]

shit weird, those mom's are weird, they're so afraid of being left by men

[@tach5884]

I bet most of those boys didn't even break their arms.

[@DERRTYCHYBO]

Sadly ik exactly who you're talking about

[@eeeriebrilliance]

I think I saw the same video - small mom, all in white literally jump hugging her football player son when he came off the field. KREE. PEE. 😬

[@DimJongUn]

Hot

[@TropicalSwan34]

Lol we’re still roasting Colin about that questionable boat purchase 😂😂

[@Drivertilldeath]

THANK YOU SNL, FOR NOT SPLITTING UP WEEKEND UPDATE !!!!! Finally, family didnt watch them out of order. ❤

[@oonwing]

The cut to Colin!!!

[@seffishestopal5950]

I’m so thankful for weekend update because we are going to need them desperately these next four years.

[@new2utube541]

Someone suffers from TDS

[@chachis3867]

Touch grass

[@CeeFourRoth]

Mook

[@kidkique]

cope vs complain

[@mlblaw9504]

Hahahaha good

[@Michael.Sandoval33]

New catchphrase "even when you put the squeeze on us, we stay solid dookie!" Preach 🙌🏽😂

[@nogmo100]

Ill never stop loving these two trying to out joke eachother by writing eachothers jokes😂

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

Trust the process! I swear the best writing always goes into weekend update.

[@tommyt1971]

8:06, you can just see Marcello trying not to laugh the tiniest bit…

[@CassiesPetParent]

Marcello's eyes after she said her "sha-puzzy" line was like 👁👁 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅💀💀💀 LMFAOO 👍🏾💯

[@abbysweat9202]

"it's the 90s" is my favorite addition to update canon.

[@21972012145525]

Can you explain it I don't get it

[@abbysweat9202]

@21972012145525 Che said a joke a few shows back that was even more off color than usual, like it belonged in the 90s. So Che laughed it off and says "hey, it's the 90s!" Now he says it any time a joke gets a loud groan, like he's excusing it as a product of the past. Significantly less funny once explained.

[@Loch1210]

People watching this in the future are going to be so confused

[@akeames]

"It wasn't just a fart..." 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amityislandchum]

Heidi doing the plastic surgery face was perfect.

[@AaronEdwards-o8l]

As a Panthers fan, that "Trust the process" got a big laugh out of me. I know it's a generic term that could apply to most teams, but we've heard that soooo many times over the last several years.

[@jenniferlabesky8704]

Good lawd!!Funny..and definitely so messed up all at once. Thanks for the laughter🦄

[@agentj7351]

The Dookie jersey should have been #2 😛

[@whatcanidooo]

Marcelo trying not to laugh is my favorite part lolol

[@aprilsunshine3108]

" Trust the Process" ☺☺☺☺☺

[@jamalthehypnotist]

The blank look and smile on Colin's face😂😂 Just staring off into the distance like David Putty 😂😂😂

[@RyanNamata]

I am disproportionately concerned about aliens thinking we're poor 😅

[@craigherman8652]

Lucky S. Bechalive is the best!

[@riannalee3672]

4:45 Colin definitely thought the punchline was Santa 😂 so funny

[@danbsports6760]

four forty five? Diddy/baby oil or Alone time?

[@cd00ki3]

Just came here to say I am an ACTUAL DOOKIE! Spelled Duque, but hey “We. Are. Dookies.”

[@Cubs4life1311]

IMO Marcello is the funniest and member in the last decade

[@camlidey5733]

Not even close!! 😂😂😂

[@harryhanz1690]

Name a funnier and member.

[@camlidey5733]

@@harryhanz1690 Kate, Kristen, Kenan, Michael, Colin, Helen, any of them!!! He's fair, NOT hilarious. Just fair. Over-rated like Pete Davidson!! 💯💯👍👍

[@Cubs4life1311]

I said imo for a reaosn

[@Cubs4life1311]

It’s my opinion

[@Winteramen]

Is it the 90s?

[@tach5884]

"It's the 90's" - George (or Ryan I forget)

[@anthonymarshall8311]

As a Panthers fan, I'm elated we're getting shine on SNL... Even if we had to sign Bodie Dookie to do it....

[@fexcab]

Che is elite…two i ‘s really close together😂

[@MattChewycat33]

" Its the 90's , relax 😎

[@flamephlegm]

Marcello is blowing the fuck up rn. Last couple of eps he has been on fire in a huge way.

[@d.b.cooper1]

lol, so this what foxn news are outraged about?? lol, if anything i'd say snl went easy on this topic compared to the wider public

[@JohannesWiberg]

You're claiming that Fox News overdid it with the outrage? That's doesn't sound like them at all.

[@07Nightrain]

These guys just can't miss! Always a good laugh! Great work!

[@ChisomAdaora]

8:04 😂 I literally died. So left field. Lmao

[@cattheminion]

That Quasimodo joke deserved more response. Read a book, people. lol

[@prestonlanglais8271]

Diddy and all that baby oil😅😂

[@christabelle__]

"Why is the camera on me?" Oh, Colin...sweet, beautiful boy. I love that you let yourself be the butt of the joke so much. xD

[@hereigoagain5050]

Whenever I see K$H, I'll remember, "It really wasn't just a fart."

[@wahigal]

Heidi is brilliant!!!

[@SeizingJday]

Lol Sprint isn't around anymore 😭 otherwise I'd still be on it hahaha

[@jeannemarie6750]

These guys are great!!

[@liamnixon4428]

1:26 Lucky S. Bechalive 😂

[@samanthapochiro]

Che's eye roll 0:19

[@Athandatu]

9:36 I thought the same thing… then, I saw the genius in it

[@jklein0079]

I think the most impressive part of that Update was Marcello keeping a straight face the entire time

[@dantesinfernal]

It's the 90s Colin

[@RavenLee-w7r]

excited for the holiday ❣️🌌⌚️

[@WookieWoman]

That shit was funny.

[@skatefang1]

Heidi is so goated

[@SeizingJday]

Oh we posting fulls on Sunday now?👀🎉

[@tejaswoman]

I think your calendar is broken. This is Monday.

[@SeizingJday]

@tejaswoman lol but it says it was posted yesterday so unless they unlisted it today i figured i just missed it posting yesterday

[@carlfox15]

Pizza comma pizza

[@ClxmzyKid]

3:50 I miss Paul from the Sprint commercials

[@JoeMCool]

Why does this video AND the TWO OTHERS (splits) exist within the same playlist?!?

[@andyjim1798]

Marcello is so cute😊❤

[@sadetucker2094]

The mother who's son is famous, is so spot on! Ctfu!!!

[@onepiece_luffysgirl]

Can't wait for weekend exchange

[@OldRaver]

To be fair, he IS hot 🔥🤣

[@Ziplok_]

this is so funny

[@jb888888888]

#Correction Sprint was absorbed by T-Mobile. Nobody has Sprint any more.

[@austinl169]

Hmmm...lots cut for time, this one ran short... but +1 for Marcelo almost breaking character when Heidi got wild 🙂

[@rodneystith5189]

"""Realizing it wasn't just a fart!!!"" (*)(*) Good Stuff!

[@deltonmcclary7341]

I miss you daddy dookie

[@jasperbennett8233]

Okay apparently I've seen this whole set in shorts form lol.

[@Kyle_etc]

an average episode always brings a great weekend update

[@martinphipps2]

With Shang Chi, the Wasp, Ant Man and She Hulk already on the West Coast this is a no brainer.

[@zmaxx21]

Marcelo!!!!!

[@randallhunt9170]

That sports parents thing happens. I drove carpool for the NHL Allstars one year, and one of the players had his parents with him. And they were pretty much like that.

[@JMcLeodKC711]

6:41 was that a sample of Mrs. Jost in a movie?

[@cargoliner24601]

why was the weekend update so short this time? doesn't it usually have two segments of jokes/ skits?

[@rainecormier2935]

I thought she was gonna take her kids to her sister's...

[@littlemanoo]

His number should have been 2👀

[@averyfroid5363]

I can’t believe people are mad about the heathcare ceo jokes like come on, it’s SNL, they literally always make jokes like this because they’re literally a comedy show that’s what they do, like where have you been? Like literally grow up and stop acting like a bunch of of whining children

[@MikeGesus-kn5nm]

Heidi is just all that and two bags of chips!

[@Powerhouse132]

Bro I might be slow because that time travel joke makes no sense please someone😭😭

[@vx1028]

the joke is that Che timed traveled

[@squee599]

Don't worry, you'll get it yesterday!

[@himynameisowen]

Im surprised that Colby/Bodie/Brodie Dookie is #5 and not #2

[@fiorellaguerrero9097]

the internet's reaction to Luigi Mangione's hotness is something for the history books

[@warriyorcat]

Pretty privilege at its peak lol

[@marlontransporter]

Wouldn't it be funny if FOX News next headline is about wooden satellites and how its all Biden's fault 😂😂😂

[@bonesandknives]

why does this have so few views 😭

[@astareus]

IKR I feel strange and alone

[@d.b.cooper1]

i think they published the video...then made it private for some reason for 1 day....somebody messed up at 30 rock, lorne is gonna make them stand at the observatory welcoming tourists

[@bonesandknives]

@@d.b.cooper1 LMFAO

[@ccramit]

Either a re-upload or KZbin glitch.

[@dragomirmarinov3891]

Because they first published the weekend update in segments, and everyone has always seen those videos.

[@vcarter0723]

I’m pretty sure there’s a comma between the pizzas so I gotta side with Marcello on this one

[@deztroyer76]

Why does Colin keep reacting in disbelief to some of the jokes he’s reading like it’s the first time he’s seeing them?

[@IanGauthier]

I wish I were scootin' in louboutins.

[@davestevens2908]

Sure hope y'all don't get deported for Trump jokes.

[@stephensanders2104]

5:40 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Hawk_92]

swap joke is close

[@stephensanders2104]

6:18 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@kevingriesbach5302]

Real missed opportunity for Dookie not to be wearing number 2

[@peterm6179]

Good Jokes

[@iii2187]

9:30 Lol

[@visamedic]

Their “gonna do it on their twin bed”

[@squee599]

I didnt get the Elf on the Shelf joke, can someone explain?

[@tommyt1971]

Yeah, Bodie could’ve been in the opening of Idiocracy.