Bank Robbers - SNL

[@naemanahmed4913]

The only thing they stole, everyone’s hearts.

[@charlesgordon5650]

Plus, you know, all the money.

[@d1watt]

Naeman Ahmed that’s illegal

[@HushedObserver101]

And a wallet.

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

awww that's nice

[@Cayde-6]

And gave some nightmares

[@ux92]

Fun fact: there was actually a robbery that went like this in a bank in Argentina in the early 2000s, there is a movie about it called "The Heist of the Century". The robbers were very polite to everyone and they even sang an old lady Happy Birthday since it was her birthday that day and let her go to her family. Some of the customers even verbally defended the robbers after the heist. They were only found because one of the robbers cheated on his wife and she reported him to the police.

[@alltamarr]

This just got wilder and wilder

[@adhithyap.9441]

Stockholm syndrome in a robbery? Guess that's where cyanide and happiness got their inspiration from

[@nayan7398]

Is the movie Stockholm based on this?

[@dominiquedixon8600]

... 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-njyzcip]

@@nayan7398 Stockholm syndrome was coined decades ago 🤦

[@jadiemr7699]

The stolen money was later given to an orphanage

[@robertkidd2449]

Aqua de Horchata this deserves more likes

[@keatontodd9721]

I did the 120th like, classic wolf is that enough???

[@ovodelta]

444 likes can't like

[@GirishKumarBhat]

Even better, an animal shelter 😍

[@diobrando9012]

Now its like robin hood story 😂

[@motionss_5582]

"He said SPARKLING or STILL!" *pumps shotgun* that's me as a waiter

[@user-dc5kc4gl5p]

LMAO

[@LordZoomie]

Lmfao

[@danielleking262]

LOL

[@N-e0N]

ROFL

[@quinnmarchese6313]

im a cook and thats me whenever someone sends back their food, doubly so if i KNOW i made it exactly to order.

[@michaelwade4835]

“Just because you are bad guy... does not mean you are bad guy”

[@michaelwade4835]

@@doghut knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-are-bad-guy

[@DatGrA2b]

@@michaelwade4835 kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5mXl2uJitVghrc

[@sportstrap4285]

doghut uncultured

[@esequielserrano5967]

From wreck it Ralph lmfao

[@hrhargyll]

Yes!

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

"Let's make this quick. Gimme everything you got. I have a knife."

[@DragonBlack199]

Alex Sparks-Bakota No.....I don’t think that was him lol

[@biodigitaljazz1]

losing my mind what sketch is this from

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

SoumaMooncrest yeah I know

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

Chris Landis police lineup

[@fountain7363]

Aww yeah, that's the guy.

[@elliew9464]

“Aww how did you know?” “We stole your wallet”

[@elliew9464]

Anthony Ramsey aw thanks

[@bhadgyaledds3333]

@@elliew9464 😂😂😂

[@TomTMGTomtheMasterGamer]

@Anthony Ramsey bruh... He/she repeated it because it was funny, not because people didn't see it dummy

[@warmnutjuice1682]

Probably wasnt loaded, i mean guns do kill people wouldnt want to hurt anyone right.

[@saphired02]

@Anthony Ramsey he got 1200 likes jokes on you

[@ilovebrandnewcarpets]

I laughed out loud at "we must protect the elderly"

[@alamedadanceparty]

Me too!! 😂

[@fliss3017]

@Velma Proffitt stolen comment

[@lancethewisp1097]

Just cause you are robbing a bank doesn’t mean have to be mean

[@kutendakwembeya7257]

I couldn't have said it better

[@pineapple4454]

Exactly

[@thetsar7063]

*Puts on Confederate hat* "greetings I am a union soldier."

[@Noah-sk5nx]

I thought the exact same thing

[@poptrixmania]

I was wondering if that was the proper uniform

[@DDub04]

Its a perfect crime. First of all, you aren’t harming anyone, so no guilt. Second, who’s gonna believe that three men came in, befriended a bunch of people, took some money, and danced away?

[@ashhk10]

damn you right

[@mrbookllambert7764]

Even better, everyone suddenly has a bunch of different things on them, like jewelry, or a TV, or something else. All the while there is money missing from the vault. At the end of the day, the people who will look most like robbers will be the people originally in the bank, who will look like they are trying to shift the blame elsewhere, since they don't want to lose all their stuff, and while' hiding' the rest of the money. The actual robbers will make a clean get away since they were never on scene, and are normally quite good people, and the actual victims are clearly the ones earning from all this.

[@HandleNameIsStupid]

Pure genius

[@missoula2213]

Let's rob a bank.

[@Unnamed159]

i was going to write something like this, but you beat me to it... your right though 😉

[@BenRanger111]

Reloaded his shotgun over 5 times without shooting

[@user-xk5ft2dy3x]

you can do that. it will just push one shell out and load another. thats how u clear it

[@seargantmagor]

I think he means he pumped it so many times that there wouldn't be a shell left in the receiver

[@agenda3854]

THE MORE YOU COCK IT THE HARDER IT HITS RIGHT!?!?

[@flamo3961]

He's out of ammo!

[@akumabazooka9169]

@@agenda3854 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE 😂😂😂

[@Evija3000]

It's amazing the difference a beard and a bandana makes on Bobby. He can be cute as a kitten in some other sketches.

[@venessavillarama]

Evija3000 right? First thing I noticed!

[@Nimesay1]

He looks cute here.

[@alexvesel1]

that's right. as cute as a widdle kitty cat.

[@moiznahmad]

@@alexvesel1 like a widdle kitty cat in space

[@mangofree]

Read this as beard and a banana like 3 times and was very confused.

[@rachelladue1572]

Police interrogations will be like: "They got up, and they danced away" "They what??" "They got up, and they danced away" "They got up and they danced away?" "See? It even sounds crazy when you say it"

[@falleking9332]

Phineas and Ferb?

[@rachelladue1572]

@@falleking9332 yes indeed

[@falleking9332]

@@rachelladue1572 that makes it even batter to me

[@j_m_b_1914]

One thing that never seems to get any appreciation is just how talented SNL's camera team is. If you look at how they shoot this entire skit, they really do an amazing job with the suspense and picking out the best vantage points for character development over such a short time scale.

[@rodrickmaclean9660]

I'm surprised that it looks like a real bank

[@johnwang9726]

Step1 : Remove masks

[@bthy384]

Its to make the victims feel more relatable to the robbers, after all, wouldn't you feel more comfortable seeing your friendly neighbourhood robber's face? Spiderman oughta learn a thing or two

[@IsabelleBoiten]

They shot the security camera's before they did that, so I guess it was not completely stupid? lol

[@bthy384]

Isabelleee They left everyone alive, so basically everyone saw their faces. Killing the CCTVs would have then been pointless

[@jarjarbinkssithlord834]

Faces are mostly unreliable. Easiest thing to do would be to cut ear holes in the hood wear fake skin to change the shape of your ears, do the same with your nose and the where color contacts in order to give you all diffrent facial feature this way if someone was to pull of your mask or caught a look at you with out your mask on your way out they would not be able to identify you. The reason for the ears is because cops often use that as a great way to identify someone based of there looks.

[@labbierevill5375]

lenny craig I have a feeling you have done some kinda robbery

[@darryl23kelly]

When you and your friends try to play a serious game of Payday 2

[@clutchpowers9761]

Waiting for someone to say that

[@PEPEMUNOZ2003]

Yeah

[@FrFrijole]

I usually just yell at the hostages

[@sokol9263]

I just molotov the hostages.

[@monsoon3220]

Lol

[@kevinlaw494]

This is how I would rob a bank. (NOTE TO FBI AGENT IN MY COMPUTER) Not really gonna rob a bank

[@theajtruth]

Omg Theres a FBI agent in your computer? We need to save them! I'm calling the FBI to your location! How dare you kidnap a FBI agent 'o'

[@manuelshaul4858]

Ha lol never can tell

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Hey how'd that bank robbery go?

[@velvethunder]

Wink

[@mswaller7390]

🤣

[@jonathanramapourdavid1727]

I’m not here to hurt you little boy I’m here to educate you

[@drpepper8855]

NOOOOOO

[@friendlyindianscammer2887]

This might be one of the most brilliant heists in recorded history.

[@betternamepending3991]

“Alright guys, we gotta go. And a round of applause for Jenny, this was her first robbery and she handled it really well!” “Aww, do you have to leave so soon?” “Yeah, but don’t worry, we’ll be back in a few weeks!”

[@Wiiware2568]

What’s that quote from? Sounds familiar

[@Smjfantasy]

Wiiware2568 Family Guy

[@CyanPHD]

Im the 666th like!

[@Calida]

Mom: Hey honey, how was your day? Kid: BEST. BANK ROBBERY. EVER.

[@ryanwaldrop2473]

100th like...

[@JustinBelmonte1978]

Awesome 👏 reaction for the kid.

[@silentfox6537]

They donated the money to charity

[@brooklynnhunter6223]

“WE MUST PROTECT THE ELDERLY!”

[@10000subswithnovideos.]

Going In Style...

[@evan1238]

"It's got wheels, be careful"

[@christinemcpherson8891]

Lol..

[@gringochucha]

I'm in love with Kate McKinnon.

[@cindydarchin9295]

She is hot in this shit

[@ryanpeacock9004]

We all love her but she only loves her cat Nino And women. She's gay so she loves women.

[@韩晨-s9e]

@@cindydarchin9295 real hot

[@韩晨-s9e]

i might be a creep or weirdo cuz i find it hot when Kate got scared n nervous 😳

[@sithlord3442]

Get in line..

[@noahblair3020]

When you think about it this is actually brilliant! If you bust in and treat everybody in the bank with kindness and respect they’ll be happy to give you their money! IT’S GENIUS!

[@UndeadKIRA]

skit setup: Canadians rob a bank

[@awsstudios]

Alexander Dopp24 true

[@vileacxlyte6078]

U obviously never been to Toronto

[@relicinn2119]

Skit setup: Black guy robbed a bank come on kid never forget to be racist lmao #crabsseason

[@liwencui6204]

comedian?

[@mcmp1775]

Hmmmmm... that may actually be true. These guys aren’t even real criminals.

[@miledithmalfoy6149]

They came here to rob the bank but they stole everybody's hearts instead... Well they stole the money too but who cares 🤣

[@zachthemangod1512]

Only thing you stole was that comment hahaha

[@WingsTM]

This skit made me realize how cliche that WOAAAAH music/sound effect has become after Inception....

[@kloggmonkey]

isn't that sound included in every single movie trailer, regardless of genre, for the last ten years or so? don't reckon it'll go away anytime soon. BWAAAAA!

[@gabrielus123gabby]

nope. inception still did it hard as fuck and it was cool. after that it became cliché when other movies used it

[@flisko123]

what sec?

[@waltonsimons12]

"every single movie trailer, regardless of genre" I don't think it's been used in any romantic comedy trailers... but honestly, I'd LOVE to be proved wrong. :-)

[@nebulousisgod]

Also this particular sound is in the new DOOM game like constantly

[@milogorey8341]

*wears masks to bank robbery* 2 seconds in: take em off bois

[@wavelength0123]

They did shoot the cameras first

[@nguyeenlongonYoutube]

now don't take your masks off though...

[@calebcorrea7556]

it cause they shot the cameras

[@Makareno94]

@@calebcorrea7556 people still can describe them later

[@calebcorrea7556]

@@Makareno94 true but they were so nice the people didn't what to rat them out

[@biodigitaljazz1]

3:01 when they finish Aidy's third scream scare, the guy behind the counter is eating popcorn

[@theraptor8096]

All of them where.

[@AnalEvisceration88]

@@theraptor8096 The robbers brought enough for the class.

[@LyssaLuvzYhu1]

“He SAID sparkling or still” 😂😂

[@doghut]

... what's so funny about that...

[@JustinBelmonte1978]

I want still

[@johnanderson5500]

🍸

[@borninthefuturelivinginthe7178]

Shut your fine ass up bitch!

[@moes2168]

It's the perfect plot. Manager: We've just been robbed officers, we've been robbed! Officer: Really? You sure? I mean, Beach balls, bikes, message therapist, popcorn, movies, confetti, cake.........Why are you wasting our time? Manager: no really, they robbed us. Office: pack it up boys, looks like another prank call.

[@schoolruler2]

It was the perfect plan!

[@theyearwas1473]

@Elijah Olivarria he better be careful cuz you're clearly the grammar police

[@halloweenfan158]

Elijah Olivarria I think I had a stroke trying to read this

[@Talia.777]

@@halloweenfan158 😆😆😆😆

[@85Zeroangel]

"this is 911, what's your emergency?" "Yeah, our bank got robbed like two hours ago, so we might need the cops, if they got the time".

[@doghut]

i dont get it

[@lancesfoodreviews423]

doghut I think it was the robbers who said the bank was robbed?

[@Jabberwocky818]

@@doghut It was a poorly written joke but I'm assuming the point is that there is a lack of urgency of the caller (i.e taking 2 hours to finally call the police) because they are not completely intent on getting the robbers in trouble because of the polite way they were treated.

[@doghut]

@@Jabberwocky818 ah ty

[@mr.sheenanigan6961]

Bank teller: hey they were pretty nice! Other guy: no kidding, they were Canadian

[@iche9373]

Sir, you just can’t generalize or stereotype about Canadians that they are all friendly, it’s cultural racist. Don’t you think that’s cynical?

[@terrancekayton007]

Kate just walking, greeting people, I was cracking up. She's hilarious, doesn't even have to try.

[@5orgen51]

How was that funny? That's what bank managers do

[@Kiahsoahsnjs]

me too, knowing kate, ik she was talking nonsense when filming that scene

[@alexlolbye42]

Illusion: 100 Sneak: 100 Kindness: 100 Cleverness: 100

[@Quintusblake]

I just imagine the police arriving and everyone telling them “Nah let ‘em go. They’re cool.”

[@EllieC130]

See if robbers conducted things like this, they'd probably get away with it a whole lot more.

[@barnesdno123]

yeh

[@ZacAttackk]

Watch The Old Man with a Gun - it's about a group of old men in the 80's who rob banks like this

[@sorellana2154]

@@ZacAttackk just like Going In Style!

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

An no one would believe them enough to care

[@2shank2]

This is exactly how the bank should be robbed .

[@yoboopanda3019]

Best cinema line of all time: angrily asks “Hey! You need any butter?!”

[@desireealfonzo8999]

If ppl robbed banks that way, there'd be no problems...right?😳

[@pmeagle]

O.o Right?

[@allanthemanmccann1]

its not a lot more polite then other people that in the government and banks that steal money

[@orchidcapitalofitaly9780]

Except for the stolen money.

[@gabrielus123gabby]

Nanami Yagari i think so :p

[@headcold7250]

Meow Romme it's insured 😄

[@LilyGray]

Kate McKinnon in that suit got me feeling some kinda way.

[@niamhatkins464]

when ur gay af, i love her sm

[@Fruity_Cutie]

KATE IS IN A SUIT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[@TheCstar07]

Lily Gray just Kate McKinnon full stop

[@EvilFookaire]

Yeah. I'll also blame it on the suit. Totally.

[@apatheticexistence]

nobody cares

[@FrFrijole]

Does anyone realize that these guys are genius? People will be less likely to want to talk to the police about this

[@Undergroundtec]

Ha! Reference.

[@Steve_1999]

See, bank robbers aren't all bad people. A lot of them just want money for nothing... and checks for free 🎶

[@jennifer9047]

Chicks

[@huntterra]

"...i want my MTV"

[@N-e0N]

Look at them yo-yos

[@Atollic]

That's the way you do it!

[@huntterra]

@@Atollic you play the guitar on the MTV

[@damilolakoya7758]

Literally the plotline for Netflix's Money Heist

[@ramisgoogleacc702]

i literally just commented this exact same thing LMAO

[@damilolakoya7758]

@@ramisgoogleacc702 😂😂 like minds eh

[@Spidido]

Wrong

[@damilolakoya7758]

@@Spidido kk

[@roadworkahead5647]

Exactly 😂

[@zachtaylor243]

The robbers were improvised. The motivation: Canadian Robbers

[@avibrar9979]

ZT Gaming eh we Canadians wouldn't have guns we'd have knifes guns are illegal

[@GM-yq4xp]

you're adorable!

[@kristianquizon3380]

ZeeTee Gaming i

[@aqueensthief3762]

Can I just say that Kate McKinnon is like so beautiful, and beyond talented. They were all amazing in this and it's one of my fave sketches. Also, read the comment about 'Is this how Canadians rob a bank?' I am Canadian and I can respond with, only when it's someones birthday.

[@camsherrill6271]

A Queen's Thief eh Kate McKinnon not funny.

[@wulfmidknight9361]

See, if all bank robberies were like this... well, bank-robbing would be legal.

[@oskrm]

yeah and if you get caught you just return the money

[@Anweshatrips]

@@oskrm you'd think

[@周一-p9j]

"haha looks like this guy needs a little *help* " "..." "are you okay? do you need help? yeah that's it. You good? *WE MUST PROTECT THE ELDERLY!* "

[@haydeng.957]

“Greetings, I’m a Union soldier.” Puts on confederate kepi

[@adamcreatz]

Stop

[@anyothernamelikemashugana2532]

is this how canadians rob a bank

[@thepugawsomegamer1722]

Probably

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

Yes my child

[@A3xiam1]

Well also with dog sleds, and our safe house igloos

[@danielkaczmarski5688]

No that’s how they shop at Burlington

[@GlunkusCheeseIII]

That’s how unless you got us mad, in which case I would make everyone anger pancakes

[@okkysuryatama9115]

"Look i got the money! Sorry if we scared you, now its timee too gooo!! LOL now i'm lost xD

[@lewishydan795]

Taran is a cute dad and Aidy's scream sounds legendary

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

Lewis Hydan his eyes here 💙

[@TheQuadLaunchers]

I instinctively reached for the “skip ad” button about 10 seconds in...😂😂

[@ninjachannel007]

I didn't realize I needed a feel-good bank robbery in my day until now.

[@Silvio2676]

This is crazy! Hahaha! Beck Bennett is the funniest actor.

[@legocity2643]

2:09 "Greeting, I am a Union soldier!" * Dons Confederate Kepi *

[@maxgraff4601]

In the early stages of the war the uniform colors were mostly up to the unit itself, there are several instances of both sides mistaking one another for allied units

[@rex103friend6]

@@maxgraff4601 Not necessarily. Only one or two northern units were outfitted with gray. (one being the 11th Indiana) The Union were comprised of federal soldiers and the standard color of the time were light and dark blues. The Confederates whoever, following their succession from the Union, used their local units and already existing uniforms which were the federal light and dark blues. Following the first battle at bull run the confederates threw aside their similar uniforms and adapted to Columbus Gray and local Butternut coloring due to its inexpensive production cost.

[@fishtheusa]

NERD ALERT

[@bencebotye3904]

I want to see a full movie about underplayed teachers begin to robbing banks so they can save an inner city middle-school.

[@gwills9337]

@@bencebotye3904 it's like Breaking Bad but with banks...Banking Bad?

[@lospolloshermanosenthusias9333]

This is so wholesome I love it.

[@carolynthornton8017]

IN MY VIEW I was not expecting bank robbers to act this way during robbery. I loved this skit.

[@Sold.Out.For.Freeee]

Bobby’s look is gold man. Amazing

[@tabithareichl3529]

First of all, this soundtrack is absolutely phenomenal. Second of all, THIS IS SO AWESOME!!

[@DeepMoonChild]

Bobby actually looks hot here.

[@MinSugaCheonjae]

DeepMoonChild beard suits him

[@SouthIndianbb101]

DeepMoonChild RIGHT

[@Nimesay1]

He does..

[@Thomas-fk3xl]

>Implying Bobby didn’t look good in any other video

[@dulio6919]

@@Thomas-fk3xl he looked cute

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

Just because they are robbers doesn't mean they need to be rude LOL

[@dazem8]

when Beck yelled at the beginning... he actually has an intimidating voice if he played a real bad guy haha.

[@ReelRai]

I love how fast they switch from being nice back to aiming their weapons around.

[@eskay1891]

This is how real banks work, politely robbing people.

[@midnightordeal1210]

There not polite

[@funda1958]

3:04 *W E S T O L E Y O U R W A L L E T*

[@megandelamar6194]

0:51 "You do exactly what we say and we're all gonna have a real good time." So accurate. Foreshadowing at it's best. lmao

[@ninosimone]

“ how did you know it’s my bday “ ?... I stole your wallet 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ben_The_Titan]

I lost it when she screamed and it was a surprise party. Brilliant.

[@irnbrusugarfree4797]

Chaotic Neutrals

[@vmgx]

Why do people always get these wrong?

[@Chloe-ru2eb]

more like chaotic good

[@LyonLars]

Guyssss this is lawful evil forsure,

[@slushpuppie19]

depends what they were going to do with the money :b

[@garrett2716]

Brian McNeal they are stealing money which goes against the law. No way they are lawful anything.

[@djdel4527]

this must've been so fun to film honestly

[@br1ann88]

Then you realize how smart this was

[@brenna_boop6341]

I love how this was pre recorded but they still used the take where Kate started breaking

[@zuzannadeszcz2352]

In which minute?

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

This is like how every DnD game goes. Like yeah we’re gonna rob the castle but we ain’t gonna kill the sweet old guy npc.

[@Ben_The_Titan]

Can we all just appreciate Aidy's scream at the beginning? That was really good.

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

...and all her subsequent screams. They are blood curdling. Kudo to the sound engineers.

[@robbieredrum5953]

Not going to lie... This skit had me laughing at least 92% of it. Yep.

[@xiaojunkang4285]

hahaha! I can't help to watch this episode again and again. Unthinkable.

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

All 3 of them deserve Oscar's for this. 😂

[@Suerte-fl2rk]

the ending where everyone gets what they wanted warmed my heart.

[@gaurav_bora_]

i come back to watch this sketch almost every other month or so.

[@evvence]

Kate McKinnon in that suit though. Too hot.

[@RedHearts178]

this snl cast was actually amazing I miss them do much

[@karanbania2785]

the audience completely missed "How'd you know??" "We stole your wallet"

[@KoleCaten]

Unhappy Hostage = Bad time for everyone

[@gabrielus123gabby]

I wouldnt mind getting robbed by those guys :P

[@Cheesegoose3]

GoobyPls you would still lose your money though

[@hattiedunham8866]

Fork Fork but you could get a puppy pin

[@LanIsOriginal]

@@Cheesegoose3 thats called an investment

[@justinlittle4534]

Imagine being the first Officer on the scene and walking in to see 3:26. Lmao I'm so dead 😂

[@havenjohnson7689]

I Like how that water fountain just appeared out of thin air lmaooooo

[@stormterry]

Aidy how many times will you scream? Aidy: Yes. 😂😂😂😀

[@nickandnicksconstructionti9508]

If I ever robbed a bank bc I had to this would probably be the way it goes down bc of my kind hearted personality and the fear my father would kick my ass for not being a gentleman!

[@eamonghosh-dastidar8190]

why is no one talking about kate’s swagger walk in the beginning? it’s amazing

[@siyamahmed2607]

The scariest crime i've ever seen.

[@jacksongonda4849]

Beck is so good at that deep Jersey voice

[@ThisIsSuperMusic]

I'm from Canada and this happened in my home town two weeks ago. I learned alot and had alot of fun. Thank you robbers!!!

[@iche9373]

You just can’t generalize generalize about Canadians that they are all friendly, that’s cultural racist. Don’t you think that’s cynical?

[@Everest-nu1yx]

"How did you know" "I stole your wallet" Im dead

[@rajibdavid]

Kate is gorgeous

[@kimmbooo]

rajibdavid *hot

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

Now we finally get to finish this song and dance. Look I got the money Sorry if we scared you Now it’s TIME toooo GO! I don’t care how old this one is. Everything in this skit was amazing, just thick with hilarity. The evolution of the screams, the random outfits and toys and poodle pins, the overdone dramatic effects, the rough & tough politeness - “you want some BUTTER?” “How’d you know?” “We stole your wallet.” I can’t curb my enthusiasm. Well done.

[@oscarstevenson5912]

Professionals have standards.

[@EliasPoint]

The lack of a back sight on the that ar 15 takes “focus on the front sight” to a whole new level.

[@vibeymonk]

Why does it feel like they’ve predicted money heist lol