Former Bank Robber Breaks Down 11 Bank Heists In Movies | How Real Is It? | Insider

Former bank robber Cain Vincent Dyer looks at 11 bank-robbery scenes from popular TV shows and movies and rates them based on realism.
Dyer breaks down "Heat" (1995), "The Place Beyond the Pines" (2012), "The Dark Knight" (2008), "Cherry" (2021), "Den of Thieves" (2018), "Dog Day Afternoon" (1975), "Baby Driver" (2017), "Out of Sight" (1998), "Money Heist" (2017), "The Town" (2010), and "Inside Man" (2006).
Dyer served in the United States Marine Corps. He turned to bank robbery after threats to his family by a Mexican cartel. He was nicknamed the "kangaroo bandit," having been captured on CCTV stuffing cash into a backpack worn on his chest. He says he robbed over 100 banks across California between 1999 and 2001. He eventually turned himself in and served nine years in prison after pleading guilty to six robberies. He now works as a life coach and motivational speaker, helping newly released prisoners reintegrate into society. He's also a partner in two production companies.
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Former Bank Robber Breaks Down 11 Bank Heists in Movies | How Real Is It?

[@kha6419]

This man is casually getting nostalgic vibes from the good ol days

[@DarkShadow0_0]

Definitely the *good ol days*

[@PamMagXD]

Hahahahaa so iconic

[@PineappleSquuid]

Lmao

[@Dayvit78]

He was so happy thinking back. Hey, if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

[@planetsaii4237]

🤣🤣

[@MagicCritical]

this dude really was like "I was tired of not getting caught so I turned myself in"

[@shopattenshopatten9430]

but doesnt that mean he still wasnt caught

[@danielandrews4634]

@@shopattenshopatten9430 yes it does, he turned himself in

[@GiblixStudio]

@@danielandrews4634 yes. but he wasn't caught.

[@justchillin2844]

He felt guilty... so.. Was the right time I guess for him.

[@orangeapple681]

Turning yourself in doesn't mean you weren't about to get caught. The FBI was likely making their presence known and stressing him out. There's a psychological breaking point where he saw his lifestyle become unsustainable. Those constant stressors could have led to him making simple mistakes or even committing self sabatoge on his next robbery which could cost him his life. He seems like the kind of dude that would consider all those angles.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Eventually, we'll need to see a serial killer break down horror movies someday

[@DavidNwokoye]

Hello my fellow commenter

[@mkrmaa472]

yes

[@louisvuittondonvg9040]

Too far

[@connor8572]

Monke go brrr

[@DominicRuiz23]

I see you again

[@MuzzyBarker]

He's so personable. Imagine telling the police how you got robbed by a really nice guy.

[@Bo_Nidle]

Not quite so “nice” when he’s sticking a gun in your face.

[@anonymous52638]

Well he won't be so nice when he is robbing you on gun point.

[@_zombie0520]

Sir, may you put the money in the bag?

[@Zoggi]

there are multiple cases where this has happened

[@brandonstickels5435]

Pretty sure that's an SNL sketch

[@keaganterry6916]

This feels more like a tutorial than a warning against bank robbery

[@notoriousb.o.g.9901]

Why y’all listening to a guy who got caught robbing a bank, if you guys want some real info HMU, I haven’t yet been caught by the police.

[@salemdgs2705]

@@notoriousb.o.g.9901 he turned himself in, he didn't get caught, he voluntarily gave himself in so he got either a less sentence or another option than prison

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOSSS...

[@hiighway7570]

@Notorious B.O.G...why would I listen to you ,you dont even "listen" bro he turned himself in

[@brownsugar7617]

@@notoriousb.o.g.9901 he turned himself in though

[@zaycox8772]

I like how he said he turned himself in...he’s a man that never gets caught

[@zachattack5596]

How am I the first to comment

[@rooke1489]

@@zachattack5596 how am I the first comment on the first comment

[@zachattack5596]

@@rooke1489 idk

[@randomhandle111]

@@zachattack5596 How am I the first comment on the chain break on the first comment on the first comment

[@Louganda]

Just like Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl

[@-KillaWatt-]

He's right. Desperation is a hell of a motivator. Nothing is more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose.

[@conormurphy4328]

Lol what a cliche

[@FarikoWishless]

@@conormurphy4328 Instead of trying to be edgy about it we have to realize it's common because it's true. The same as a hungry animal is quick to anger and see you as a meal. Some types of bears are known for not really giving a shit about you so if they b line for you with no provocation they're hungry. Wolves are the same.

[@conormurphy4328]

@@FarikoWishless edgy? It’s a cliche in 100 movies. Get over yourself

[@thecrunchh6]

@@conormurphy4328 but it's true...

[@conormurphy4328]

@@thecrunchh6 you can argue it either way. Somebody with nothing to lose can be more reckless and unpredictable. Somebody with a lot to lose will generally fight harder to keep what they have.

[@herbderbler1585]

Best robbery I ever heard of was perpetrated by a guy I went to high school with. He went to the customer service counter of a Meijer, handed them a note simply saying "this is a robbery, I have a gun, give me all the money." Kept his hands in his pockets the whole time until the money was handed to him and he walked out unchallenged. To his car. With his license plates. His identity was confirmed by witnesses and every security camera because he wore no mask. He didn't actually have a gun. Just a wicked drug addiction and a total inability to think things all the way through. He was arrested before an hour had passed and the trial was most likely very short.

[@Xavier28200]

Obviously not the best lol

[@blackdandelion5549]

Yeah, they don't care if you actually have the weapon. If the implication is there then you are screwed. Teenagers have used items in their pockets to make it look like their was a outline in a hoodie pocket of what was to be assumed as a firearm when robbing places and one place was not a bank, it was a convenience store at night with no other customers so when the idiots, I mean robbers were shot and died, the only thing that mattered was that they had any item in their pocket that could create the outline so the person believed they were in danger of being shot. The parents were upset their kids were shot while robbing a place at what the kids had implied was gunpoint, but not upset at the kids, but the adult who shot them when they threatened to kill him if he didn't listen to them. A+ parenting skills there.

[@herbderbler1585]

@@blackdandelion5549 yep, the usual rose colored goggle nonsense. "You didn't have to kill him, he couldn't hurt anyone with a fake gun!" And how was the victim supposed to know that? Why should the victim assume anything less than the worst intentions? We've all seen the videos where the criminals decide to frag the victim just for the fun of it, even after they comply.

[@scorpiusbalthazar4327]

How is that the "best" robbery? I think you mean it's your favorite because there's nothing "best" about it except for stupidity.

[@GenericYoutubeUserName]

Imagine being on of those tellers who got robbed and seeing the man who robbed you now giving motivational seminars

[@KutWrite]

Take a seminar and then mug him when he goes to his car.

[@snoopk5575]

@@KutWrite lmfao

[@ashleyshim2078]

@@snoopk5575 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yudyc]

Arturo?

[@JustxLiving909]

@@yudyc Monica Guestibede

[@TopExtract]

Next time: German dictator AdoIf Hltler breaks down 10 WW2. Scenes

[@dailywire_memes]

I'm here before this comment blows up 😏🤫

[@randomcat-man1707]

Im69

[@HUNBlackJack]

Lmao

[@LandShades]

Pfft

[@arthurmorgan2026]

Former Nazi more like

[@noorasrte6068]

I love how he talks about the detective assigned on his case like a long, close brother lmao

[@patrickmcginty8552]

Who knows I mean the same thing happened with that check fraud guy from catch me if you can. It was a true story.

[@leanhquan6757]

Well he knew what he did was illegal and morally wrong. So yeah, the man's prepared, professional and held no grudge againts another man just doing his job the best.

[@asylumskp4391]

Well that's what happened to Kiryu in Kiwami 1

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Well, it's not unusual for bank robbers, for example become friends with their FBI Special Agent. Or, not friends, but they don't hate each other, basically the same thing.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@leanhquan6757 Well, morally wrong depends on why you're doing it.

[@bacon_hair]

"I'm Cain Vincent Dyer" alright, cool "I commited over 100 bank robberies, in a period of almost two years" -SPITS OUT TEA- hold up, WHAT?

[@thomasbrodie-sangsteredits5971]

How though?! How can you do a robbery every 10 days.

[@Bluemilk92]

@@thomasbrodie-sangsteredits5971 With a BBC

[@jbone4119]

You don't drink tea. You is bad liar. Obama

[@Bluemilk92]

@@jbone4119 Was that a haiku?

[@ExtraThiccc]

Irl Chains

[@thomasstavrotheodoros255]

Alternative title: Former Bank Robber gives tips on how to pull off a bank robbery

[@axilleas]

*successfully

[@thomasstavrotheodoros255]

@Matthew Dorry same thing

[@rockon609]

@Matthew Dorry yea with the other guy. There are many reasons they wont give too many details about a crime. One is they don’t want is to give people ideas. Hopefully everything here was already public knowledge, my guess it was

[@snuffbricks502]

@Matthew Dorry q

[@cjykqn]

Not gonna work nowadays

[@D-Man_Jam]

_"I've robbed over 200 banks"_ I didn't even think it was possible to rob one nowadays.

[@ThePartisan13]

He robbed them prior in the late 90's/2000

[@stopske9332]

Maybe the reason he stopped and turned himself in:)

[@user-mv1nz3hs8p]

You never know until you try, they say the first one is the hardest... good luck

[@xXZiiLERXx]

@@user-mv1nz3hs8p that applies to almost everything

[@Yas-gs8cm]

​@@xXZiiLERXx It's just a public picture thing to stop people from trying in the first place... most security fields (e.g software) work like that.

[@insertname6980]

“I created a coaching company that help people” and I tought he was gonna say know how to rob banks

[@neelo420]

Same

[@oremooremo5075]

Points to a chart showing the inner workings of a safe behind the the class

[@kalumbailey5103]

Nah thats what this video is for

[@MissLoony81]

He doesn’t say what kind of coaching he does 😉

[@SavSci]

@@MissLoony81 Used money to position a run of the mill, nothing special 'motivational' business with paid marketing that uses techniques he read in one of the hundred thousand motivational/self-help/nonsense books out there.

[@desmondagbey4696]

I really respect this man a lot. I think he did this rating not because he was proud to be a robber but rather used this platform to advice people not to take that path. Its not easy to tell the world a past life you weren't proud of

[@PeezyElijah-sq9xr]

Your comment alone Brother, Is the single Most Relevant one here Brotha.✊🏾🙏🏾❤️ GOD Bless you Bro and GOD sees you Brotha.

[@SwollyMammoth]

“I’ve waited for pregnant women and the elderly” “I don’t like using fear, I’m kinda against that” *PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*

[@spooky4223]

But all batman uses is fear.

[@boom-hg1qc]

@@spooky4223 Batman ain’t shit though🧍🏻‍♀️

[@aeliusdawn]

@@spooky4223 He doesnt use fear, he uses the power of "no u"

[@nikibronson133]

Lol

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

1. Be polite.

[@scorpioslick8518]

Dude didn’t even get caught, he turned himself in. The ultimate legend

[@paulsagun]

im your 69th like

[@KZK2333350]

no normal bank robber would turn himself in, hes a rat

[@ian_g903]

@@KZK2333350 uhh what?

[@OneADayGaming]

@@KZK2333350 I gave your comment a thumbs down. You won't know unless I tell you, so here I am telling you.

[@33_minhtai_b93]

@@KZK2333350 he wanted to turn his life around and do good for the world so stfu

[@LilyGrace95]

Over 100 successful heists in 2 years, and he only handed himself in cos he was bored of the FBI not catching him?! Where is THIS guy's film?! 🤣

[@Redmanticore]

over 100. 0:15 but it was a span of two years. so one every week, for two years. he was a real working man, industrious. not a one-hit-wonder. _if_ that is really verifiable true what he claims, here is real-life breathing, the highest international standard, even historical level, professional that is still alive. you are right, if that is documented, verifiable true, at least Netflix would be appropriate.

[@hesus1418]

@@ObeseTacoDog shut up

[@hesus1418]

@@ObeseTacoDog neither does he

[@shesjustafriend9084]

@@hesus1418 what did Luke say

[@hesus1418]

@@shesjustafriend9084 called my man a boomer for doing research

[@USFCpresident]

This guy robbed me about about a decade back. Really great guy.

[@shiarise4954]

🤣 nice one

[@mtgb-pu8vl]

🤣 nice one

[@TheLoneTerran]

10 out of 10, would definitely want him to rob me again.

[@belkyb14]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@henriqueb5637]

you own a bank?

[@nickmanzo8459]

Burn victim breaks down injury scenes: how real is it? Darth Vader: He’s not screaming quite right...

[@MChristina]

😂😂😂

[@idkanameforthis]

SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOSSS...

[@ANunes06]

From the Deadwood Commentary Track: "So we got a new stunt coordinator, since the old one ended up bein' cast in a fight with me and got a whole part in the show. Anyway, we're gettin' ready for the big fight and this guy's workin' with us and he seems pretty chill, despite being a 7'20" brick shithouse. So we loosen up and who was it?" "It was me. I asked him, "so we wanna get this right... what happens when a guy gets his eye ripped out?"" "That's right! Remember what he said?" Together: "They scream."

[@dumcatgaming]

what is that pfp

[@Royale_Masster]

Not sure if you care but I am your 1000ty like

[@HolkHugan]

>started bank robbing because a dear family member got into serious debt >never killed anyone >got so good at bank-robbing that he turned himself in to the fbi They don't make thieves like this anymore.

[@michaeldally7995]

cut from a different cloth

[@ToxicallyMasculinelol]

nothing he said in this video is documented except that he wore a backpack on his chest lol

[@AeneasGemini]

@@ToxicallyMasculinelol Have you actually researched this or are you just going off of what is verified by the video?

[@hoagielamp6543]

They absolutely make thieves like this, they just get caught faster.

[@p3el_]

@@hoagielamp6543 professional wont get caught that quickly

[@Music34897]

Lol to be fair to the Dark Knight I'm pretty sure the bank manager had that shotgun because it was a bank run by the Falcone mob, I don't think they meant to suggest a normal manager would whip out a shotty and start taking names.

[@LilyGrace95]

I was thinking that too 🤣 "It's a mob-run back in Gotham. I'm pretty sure it's standard practice for the bank staff to have a gun each." 😂

[@youngcashregisterakalilbro3261]

Lmao yeah this guy is pretty dumb for not knowing that

[@Petidani0330]

The same explanation goes for the safe door. "A lot of time during business hours, they'll keep certain safes open" - certainly not in a mob bank. That part and the score was way too harsh from him, unless he actually robbed the mafia, which is unlikely since he's still alive after turning himself in.

[@adityawankhede7260]

@@youngcashregisterakalilbro3261 pretty dumb? Dude, he robbed 100+ banks.

[@lexi1049]

"Whip out a shotty and start taking names"

[@derptacious3854]

In the movie HEAT the alarm system and security cameras where turned off 30 minutes prior to them entering. The team switched a hardware component they accessed through a parking garage the night before in order to achieve this. The scene where the "alarms" where going off in the police HQ was actually just the phones ringing, the detectives all left in a rush because ( this was not shown in this breakdown ) one of them was just handed a piece of paper with a tip from a CI about the time and location of the robbery.

[@primo1guy]

10/10

[@endogalaxian2983]

An old ghost breaks down scary scenes: how real is it? Ghost: no we don’t shake our heads like that

[@oseibot6829]

Ahahhahaha

[@aliciap6782]

😂😂😂

[@_nevin3385]

"we don't wear white dress"

[@mr.mann.7519]

“My name was Jacob Fondley, but my new one is Greg Ghoul. I’ve haunted over 200 people, and at least possessed 50 items in my time.”

[@beahartemisia5249]

British TV series: Ghosts. Absolutely delightful in that kind of humour.

[@Gam3Fr3ak_SFA_YT]

Next : Professional serial killer rates the killers in horror movies

[@aryawzz]

Haha

[@chrisredfield4535]

good idea !

[@mullmiller]

They filmed it. But no one survived.

[@Vanessa-pu5qg]

Pass! 😂

[@tyrellcobb4665]

This is the most accurate comment

[@tokyoBOOOL]

crazy part is he only started robbing banks cause his cousin got in trouble with a bad group of dudes who would’ve killed his entire family. and then when he had finally robbed enough to get his cousin out of debt, he realized he was really good at it and enjoyed it.

[@firestyle54321]

Sounds like walter white. "I liked it, I was good at it"

[@virchanda4440]

@@firestyle54321 EXACTLY what I was thinking

[@TKDWN_YT]

Also, the fact that he turned himself in

[@localoppboy7668]

@@TKDWN_YT defo snitched

[@tokyoBOOOL]

they even raided his place when he was with a girl while he had incriminating evidence on him, and he still managed to fool them. not sure how much of its because of his intelligence instead of law enforcement error but still lol that’s pretty crazy.

[@marroxquate8177]

In Heat, the masks were so the customers wouldn’t see them. The cameras and alarms were turned off before they went in. The cops didn’t get an alarm it was tip

[@amzngspdr62]

I really appreciate how he mentions the psychological effects a person can experience as a customer during a bank robbery. My mom was a customer during an armed robbery, and it took many years until she was able to set foot in one again.

[@ohrats7713]

underrated comment

[@martinwest6400]

Sounds like your mom is as week as a someone with depression

[@amzngspdr62]

@@martinwest6400 looks like you need to learn how to spell

[@savcorinc3169]

Next episode : The banks talk about how they secretly rob their customers with overdraft fees and unnecessary charges.

[@fr4nmo475]

"secretly" lol...

[@DenzelNotWashington469]

@@fr4nmo475 ong it ain't no secret 😭😭

[@johndododoe1411]

Overdraft fees are small change, banks around here make billions from fees on normal stuff like having an account with money in it!

[@raccoon2276]

bank tellers wake up and chose violence every morning

[@pogo8050]

AAAAAND ITS GONE

[@lawmsiamahlawndo4651]

At this rate, I'm sure we'll get Serial Killer reacts to Serial Killers in Movies.

[@wayz415]

Someone said this before you already

[@lawmsiamahlawndo4651]

@@wayz415 oh nice, I'm not alone

[@samuraisings5105]

@@wayz415 and so?

[@dezh6345]

@@natehtf5760 who?

[@masterofpuppets5072]

Probably

[@pop5678eye]

I can't be the only one feeling unnerved that Hollywood movies that almost invariably get law enforcement and prosecution wrong all the time get the criminal side accurate so frequently...

[@abimcdonnel7381]

I was just thinking about that. I guess there are safeguards for law enforcement procedures that criminal activity wouldn’t necessarily have. If that makes sense

[@Tally2727]

Because real law enforcement is dull and full of paperwork mostly and when there is "excitement" its generally the worst day for any of their lives. Law processes is boring and unless the movie is being handled in a comedic fashion, no producer is going to be willing to do even a compressed version of a trial. Now there are movies that get it pretty close and Legal Eagle or Attorney Tom do pretty good breakdowns but even as they say there are plenty of "Creative freedoms" that happen to make the movie entertaining. Like a witness rushing the stand or prosecution yelling at the Defendant Or even someone yelling at the judge and not being met with contempt of court.

[@nekrataali]

@@Tally2727 It's part of why The Wire is the GOAT of crime dramas. They get the police side of things correct and the entire 5 season show is only following two investigations: the Barksdale crew (who get usurped by Marlo Stanfield) and the dead girls in the shipping crate. Both cases are linked as it's the Greeks (who aren't actually Greek) that are the ones controlling Baltimore's supply of heroin. Part of the show's theme is how laws and institutions can get in the way of justice and morality. In order to show that, The Wire shows us every aspect of law enforcement, including McNutty typing up reports or entire police units out looking for screws.

[@sadlaosnoises6616]

They can't give away the real police procedures, while bringing the robber's perspective to light step by step raises public awareness of what you should expect.

[@221b-l3t]

@@nekrataali Wallander is great too (the one with Brannagh, is most faithful to the books and the best version). And it's no wonder with The Wire they had lots of former cops and criminals help them. A main character in the later seasons was actually on trial for shooting a bunch of people in real life, so they took the realism pretty far on that show. And Bubbles for instance was an actual Baltimore junkie and well known figure, basically he just plays himself in the series. A bunch of the lower level drug dealers where exactly that in real life. With minor character they basically just used the actual people of Baltimore.

[@shawnqi1215]

He seems so nice and friendly. No one would ever imagine him to be a ex-bank robber lmao

[@FoolOfATook852]

I mean you can be a nice and friendly bank robber.... sooo

[@AerialAssault87]

If people knew his entire story they wouldn't be so quick to judge him.

[@PotatoesGottaPotate]

A lot of the people that turn to crime don’t do so because they’re bad people or lack morals, it’s just like he said, he was desperate to help someone.

[@jakublizon6375]

Desperation can make even the best of us criminals.

[@ghostderazgriz]

Criminals are still humans. I would not assume someone loses their humanity for committing a crime, just their morality.

[@Anglo_Browza]

65 million years ago - T Rex breaks down how realistic Jurassic Park is

[@jaredpatterson1701]

😂😂💀

[@bradeneve9586]

No Jurassic park wasn’t made yet and humans weren’t there

[@lobstah1466]

This the one right here😂😂😂😂😂

[@playzify6357]

@@bradeneve9586 r/wooooooooosh

[@therealderjett]

@@bradeneve9586 wow... You are special. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@joes3703]

I want more of HIS story. He seems like a guy that’s great to hang out with, super chill.

[@president8]

He is the Grandpa with ton of Stories to tell

[@acquisitium]

there is another video of him telling his own storry on youtube.i think the title is 100 roberies and never got caught,

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

@@president8 he's not a grandpa ffs, the guy is probably 40 something. What are you 6 ?

[@sofiaantoniala]

@@VladRadu-tq1pg idk even know if metaphor was the right word to use but yeah

[@jackstoogood6559]

He's most likely traumatised multiple people

[@yodatheweeb]

Love this I honestly was not expecting to find an accuracy video for this Any little things like this are great for learning as well as story writing Would totally call this guy to consult if writing or making a story

[@MyThoughtzAndOpinionz]

This guy looks like he’s had a great Criminal Career as a bank robber, and is now living comfortably on retirement.

[@MilanVonley2705]

Yeah cuz he have jesus

[@delvesdg]

He and his exploits were featured on the show "How to Rob a Bank". Pretty much you are correct. He was reportly able to keep a significant amount of the money he stole, after he turned himself in.

[@natemills9030]

@@delvesdg Finders keepers

[@NeoCreo1]

Yeah, I noticed that he turned himself in for only 6 bank robberies

I think he keeps some money.

[@thelastguy9726]

Normal person rates how realistic normal scenes are.

[@TheSorrel]

"The way the USB stick doesn't get in on first or second try, is VERY realistic."

[@stevethea5250]

@@xjosue2007 sign me up

[@sidneyabramson9047]

@@TheSorrel I’m gonna have to give that a 10

[@arimsebastianpadilla8281]

Lmaoo

[@kalstonii]

“People who work at coffee shops cant afford that shit” “and how are they never at work or use the bathroom???” “I rate this a 2”

[@botchopz]

Next up: a wounded man rates how realistic the injuries are in the movies

[@Rockpet]

Yes

[@amxn_yousuf]

Then after that: Dead man rates how realistic suicides are in the movies.

[@ppprenxx]

next up: actual depressed people react to 14 year old white girls who listen to billie eilish

[@certifiedhomosapien1447]

Next up: Former Nazi reacts to WW2 movies

[@ellamaybalatan-sarmiento3203]

@@certifiedhomosapien1447Next Up: Nazi Scientist reacts to theories about Nazi Scientists

[@kahleeb624]

I worked in a bank for a few years. Now obviously won't say which one but we were all trained that if someone ever passed a note like that then we were to actually just give them what they wanted. No die pack, no special tracker money or anything. Unless they never told us and that stuff was in all the money lol always seemed off to me but they had had someone shot for not complying so they just decided it was better to keep people alive then worry about a few thousand dollars.

[@KatieKate1818]

Yooooo the way this man says so nonchalantly, “when I saw the cops pulling up, I’d roll all my windows down, turn on music, and start singing” in order to not look suspicious is a MASTERCLASS. How is this video not illegal lmao 😂

[@KatieKate1818]

@Gluten tag Van Helsing lmaoooo I’m a goody two shoes I know I’m not built for crime, I just know that people think like this when they have been in that place and it’s just fascinating to me!

[@zatty232]

Why would it be illegal tf

[@davids4063]

@@zatty232 hes saying that instructions on how to avoid detection when robbing a bank should be illegal...

[@ethosterros9430]

@@davids4063 hes telling you that no one is above suspicion and the best criminals hide in plain sight. I've seen this that's why I eyeball the ones that others would ignore.

[@shellshockedbros4458]

@@ethosterros9430 "That's why I eyeball those who others ignore" Yeah I'm sure you do buddy. Keep up the good work king.

[@selvakumarm2230]

In 2041 : Alien breaks down how real the alien movies .

[@natanielfelipe]

@k c this will be filmed in Brazil, for sure.

[@ALFirebird]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@sameersupernova8257]

illuminati breakdown illuminati movies

[@rsquareaaron1094]

LMAO

[@jasoncreamer5747]

One can only hope.

[@ArvelCrynyd]

Next episode: We tracked down the last Neanderthal and asked him to break down scenes from caveman movies

[@christopher4098586]

They were not cavemen.

[@TheMeanmarine13]

Haha there's always one ⬆️

[@ohyeahyeah845]

you so underrated lmao

[@InnocuousRemark]

Hi, I'm Jerry, I was a caveman for over two years, until I turned myself in

[@prismagustira9911]

I made the 300th like lol Track down the last Spartan survivor to break down scenes from 300 movie 😂

[@nathangembe967]

When I robbed my first bank, it was a 2 man crew. When we finally got pinched, they gave me 10 years. The Co defendant never saw the inside of a jail cell. He passed away about a week before we took Heat. Crazy to think back to those days.

[@OliverHarrington]

Dang, how did this guy rob 50 banks a year and never get caught until he turned himself in? That's quite a feat!

[@artesiak3194]

Well he turned himself in because he either did something that would give himself away or someone in his group got caught who would spill the beans. He would get a better deal if he gave himself in voluntarily - my opinion

[@No-cy5eq]

@@artesiak3194 big brain

[@Deadbeatcow]

@@artesiak3194 I'm thinking he paid off the relative's debt, and turned himself in... considering his notes on the desperation needed to rob a bank and how he is now a life coach

[@markandeya99]

@Eventual Visitor I watched a whole show about his story, he turned himself in due to emotional reasons, the fbi at the time knew of his name but he was so professional they didn’t have enough evidence to convict him. He ended up coming to an agreement with the FBI to do minimal time in exchange for giving some of the stolen money back. It’s fascinating to hear the whole thing

[@sillyghost98]

@@markandeya99what’s the name of the show?

[@andryuu_2000]

Twoface and Joker "You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain" THIS DUDE DID THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE LMAO

[@tom_k_cook]

Wreck-It-Ralph: I don't wanna be the bad guy, anymore.

[@james7110]

lived long enough to see yourself become the billan

[@loreking486]

Dent, not joker

[@Xx_Order66Executioner_xX]

@Andrewo Mennah 🐉 nice pfp

[@doughboy6073]

Harvey Dent/Two face said that, not the Joker

[@sdipl3531]

The only reason this guy doesn't have his own movie, it's because they would need too much budget money to shoot 100 heists

[@omegalul9394]

Throwing out an idea: Maybe a movie of his last heist - flashbacks of how he started, going to the distressed relative, the emotions he experienced and have experienced, the cops and the fbi agents frustration not catching him, then surprise and confusion when he turns himself in. idk

[@adaptorperish1322]

You’re being ironic here, but they can always use clever editing to show repetitive events, they don’t have to show each robbery in full. Plus now that Apple’s “Cherry” came out, it’d have to be quite some for another bank robberies-focused movie.

[@C_F13]

Just do a quick montage 😛

[@chedkosovac8320]

Could start of with his first few and then skips ahead and on screen is shows bank heist number 61. Fill remaining gaps with character development. End with him handing himself in.

[@joaqu7002]

Or only show the six heists he plead guilty to

[@guysunderthecity6126]

15:14 is so wholesome. Even tho this man did commit those crimes he still has respects for elderly and pregnant ladies . That is commendable.

[@gorplsnaps2920]

I just want to say in the context of The Dark Knight, that guy had a shotgun because it was a mafia run bank, not a legitimate business.

[@mushchampion]

Also for HEAT, they aren't wearing masks when they enter because they've previously gotten into the bank's systems and set the cameras and alarms to turn off before they walk in - Pacino and the cops rushing to go the bank is not because of alarms, it's from an informant's info.

[@AndrejIzAwesome]

Implying other banks are legitimate businesses

[@bretts5521]

And he says the school bus would've had to drive up steps but they entered at the opposite end of the building, and the bus drove away on a flat surface right onto the street

[@marckempe2143]

No, it was a legit place, but it was still mob run, after all, they’re still employing people who aren’t in their fold.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@AndrejIzAwesome And where do you have your money? A bank is there to protect your assets

[@Jinxed11]

As someone who has worked in a bank and have heard stories from coworkers about their experiences with hold ups, it's a bit surreal to hear from a bank robber his experiences. I know people who had guns put in their faces over money, and one who knew someone shot because the girl was so hysterical trying to explain that she couldn't open the vault by herself. It's a real fear for not terribly high paying work.

[@freethinker9153]

Could be worse..could be a convenience store cashier killed for 5 bucks

[@Jinxed11]

@@freethinker9153 Let's not go into who has it worse. They're both bad and I don't wish those experiences or fear on anyone.

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

@@Jinxed11 exactly. "Could be worse" tends to diminish the pain of that individual. "Could be worse", excuse me? A coworker watched a girl get murdered over some money and that isn't enough PAIN to be recognized? It's a scary job. It's a life threatening job. Not that common, but it's enough to be reasonably scared.

[@freethinker9153]

@@Jinxed11 you misunderstood and thats my fault..could be worse is so normalized that its sometimes used inappropriately unintentionally..to keep it simple I just meant you're not alone..alot of us live lives of overwhelming anxiety, its ok to be prepared for worst case scenario but not let the thought of it consume you..I apologize

[@JH-fe2ho]

I worked at a credit union in a high crime area. We got robbed on my day off. Guy pulled a gun and the girl froze in fear, couldn't move. Guy got spooked and ran

[@nahg3204]

Plot twist : The "coaching company" is their weekly meeting preparing for the biggest heist of their lives

[@marinadeburgos8666]

Money Heist, american version

[@StephenShepherdOfficial]

"One last job"

[@ibrahimmustafa2481]

@@StephenShepherdOfficial I read your comment with vin diesel’s voice in my head 😆😂🤣😭

[@0riginal_zer030]

@@StephenShepherdOfficial They say, before going on twenty seven more heists.

[@horhedelahoq7437]

The underwater job

[@JonnyOpinionated]

In heat - the broke in through the basement, installed new boards into the security computers to TURN OFF the cameras and alarms minutes before they walked into the bank. The masks were for the benefit of the eye-witnesses. The other thing is that the reason we see the police in this scene reacting was because of new information from an informant. NOT the alarm. Please adjust your rating to a more appropriate 11 out of 10.

[@scandallpower]

Heat is the best

[@tomaseriksson5430]

Legendary movie

[@tompent100]

So true. He got that one all wrong and it's probably the best film of all these

[@FaithCannon7]

Next episode: Ghost breaks down how real paranormal TV shows are.

[@bluu_ice6554]

@@jdwdfw They already have. Just wAtch Joe Rogan

[@shreyassrikkanth2837]

@@jdwdfwthe l

[@mustezdcs6329]

There is actually interviews about it .... actual ghost takes the interview

[@everythingdibs344]

Ghost: “Okay this scene right here, it’s a myth that a crucifix will ward ghosts away and it actually makes some more angry.”

[@FaithCannon7]

Real Ghost: "I get that the places are old in these movies,but we don't all dress old fashion."

[@MrBdellium]

He robbed a bank every week for almost 2 years...that’s one hell of a record too unbelievable to be in a movie....wow this guy is a legend

[@peterhieuvu]

It would really be interesting to learn more about it. He also said he turned himself in which means he robbed a bank every week for almost 2 years without getting caught.

[@temeria1986]

Legend? Stop glorifying criminals.

[@AerialAssault87]

@@temeria1986 if you knew his full story, you'd have a little less judgement. Not defending what he did, but the story is deeper than just wanting to rob banks.

[@temeria1986]

@@AerialAssault87 I dont judge him, but using the word "legend" is totally out of place. Does the story matter? No. Every murderer, ped0phile and rapist has a story, doesnt make it less bad.

[@ThatWhichObserves]

@@temeria1986 Robin hood is a legend.. Yet he stole.. A legend is not necessarily glorification, only marking of something too exceptional bordering on unbelievable.. There's a lot of gruesome legends in history..

[@blackbeardgamer5909]

I love hearing stories like this. Dude turned his life around but is still able to give you insight on what goes on in the mind of a bank robber. Seriously crazy to think about.

[@earlgrey2130]

Whats crazy about that?

[@ejkalegal3145]

It's a disgrace. 100 bank robberies? Should be serving 20 years to life.

[@r.j.8736]

@@ejkalegal3145 if he’s reformed there’s literally 0 reason for him to be there lol Revenge isn’t justice

[@ejkalegal3145]

@@r.j.8736 I could kill 10 children and then "reform". You have to pay the debt to society and take your punishment. It isn't about "revenge".

[@akila3002]

@@ejkalegal3145 What you're describing is revenge backed up only by your own personal anger. The whole point of the justice system(at its best) is to reform the prisoners so they are no longer a burden on society. Just look at how good the justice system in Norway is since they focus on rehabilitation.

[@CliffHuxtableSweater]

:11 My fav is how they introduce him as a “Motivational Speaker and Life Coach” then follow it up immediately w/ a pic of him holding a gun as he robs a bank.

[@JosueExplores]

If you rob a bank once, you go to jail. If you rob a bank 100+ times, you get a job lol

[@ethosterros9430]

No crime goes unrewarded it seems.

[@what1shappening]

You're not wrong

[@DeusSalis]

Depends on the situation(s).

[@ericmathiasen8411]

I'm pretty sure he did time. Are you suggesting we incarcerate all criminals for life? Are you suggesting those who have been incarcerated be so stigmatized they can't get lucrative work so they're forced back into crime?

[@ethosterros9430]

@@ericmathiasen8411 and what about normal healthy people who have to watch criminals get pardons as well as pass them? Where is the just reward for an honest life? Crime being ruthlessly punished disincentives criminal behavior. Crime being forgiven incentives it.

[@swuks647]

Next : Former Monke breaks down Godzilla vs Kong

[@egg4790]

Bruh

[@betharramrojas8051]

LMAO

[@GamesForNoobs]

Lmao

[@sparserabbitt8882]

XD

[@david_belizario]

that's literally just having a human review the film

[@kevindeviva2925]

As someone who never considered robbing a bank, I wonder what KZbin’s algorithm thinks of me for suggesting this

[@Muhanoid]

Gta games, looking up gta 5 heists. And similar. Algorithm doesn't know the difference between game heist and real heist, AI heard ding and there is also ding here, so it's same ding. So it thinks that such suggestion is correct.

[@dallasmalaysia]

@@Muhanoid ion even play GTA 😭

[@Muhanoid]

@@dallasmalaysia maybe you looked up something on gta or similar game? Maybe you liked a video with some similar words or liked memes that contained parts of the movies mentioned here?

[@Shercosta]

Just rob a bank like a real man

[@Jartran72]

Nice cover story, when the cops check your social media you left a good aliby here

[@oldmate3152]

When are we getting the "Former murderer breaks down murder scenes in movies"?

[@oleksijm]

According to experts, movie portrayals of various events: -Fights: trash -Hackers: trash -War scenes: trash -Bomb defusals: trash -Bank heists: ON POINT, BRO In conclusion: Hollywood knows how to make accurate bank robbery scenes and nothing else.

[@daisykim23]

😂😂😂

[@playboymaxim]

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

[@FrankyCpunishmentSTYLE]

That’s cause robbing a bank doesn’t have a textbook way to do them like all those other movie subjects

[@jdoc198467]

Well you get robbed any time you buy popcorn and drinks at the cinema so Hollywood have the experience.

[@generalq8933]

Probably because bank robbers arent really proffesionals. They are just random dudes trying to rob a bank.

[@bennaadhatiana6102]

Let's be honest, if he were to never turned himself in. Would he even ever get caught?? 100+ robberies within 2 years. Wtf. Wht am i even doing??!

[@aidan6623]

Seriously might be a good business 🤣🤣

[@yapmakardesimetmekardesim9346]

Or he just understood that he's going to be cought so he saved up some prison time.

[@bennaadhatiana6102]

@@yapmakardesimetmekardesim9346 hey, we never know~

[@dmcgee3]

I googled him. LATimes had a article after sentencing that said as many as 24, so not sure what he’s counting as bank robberies but certainly nowhere near 100 stick ups.

[@yapmakardesimetmekardesim9346]

@@Heytherebuds yeah updated, thanks I am still learning tho..

[@brenwoodard1832]

I really enjoyed this. He didn’t just dump all over the movies or try to pick out everything wrong with them, and he was able to speak to the changes, varieties, and procedures of the different banks. I’d give this one a ten. My dad and stepmother are both retired bank managers, they’ve been on the other end of several of these.

[@paulwilliammackin8906]

Yeah he got caught . but on some of this shit he really can not keep his eyes straight he looking to the left then down to the floor. But I'm just happy the man turned his life around.

[@paulwilliammackin8906]

I'm so sorry that you and your family had to go through this I hope 🙏 that you all are feeling well now.

[@cainvincentdyer5891]

Bren.... thanks for the 10!!!! And on another note... please let your parents know that I’m truly sorry for any trauma that the robbery caused them... and though I may not be the actual robber that robbed them...I would still love the opportunity to connect with them to personally apologize to them. If they think it’d help them in any way... I’m all in!!!!!! I offer that from my heart! God Bless! I’d love to hear from you! 🙏🏽

[@markkjim]

For those who want to watch the movies/series. THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES 0:40 THE DARK KNIGHT 3:05 HEAT 5:06 THE TOWN 6:25 CHERRY 8:18 OUT OF SIGHT 10:46 DEN OF THIEVES 12:18 MONEY HEIST 13:55 DOG DAY AFTERNOON 15:05 BABY DRIVER 16:56 INSIDE MAN 18:42

[@thath09]

I was sad that they didn’t include Good Time

[@MegaTech81]

“I will see elderly or pregnant women walk in and I would pause” He’s a bank robber, not a monster

[@nickllama5296]

Unlike cops, who'd go for the elderly first.

[@dylan351321]

@@nickllama5296 What?

[@tmus1402]

@@nickllama5296 someone has brain washed you. Stop watching the news

[@curry8487]

@@nickllama5296 bruh what?

[@jacrispy9703]

@@nickllama5296 dude, seriously, stop listening to the idiots on Twitter

[@Cardb33]

It's great seeing a professional tell how it's really done. I dated a girl who's ex tried robbing a bank. I knew people that knew him and they told me the same story later on so I knew she wasn't lying. The man was high on heroin, went in with a note and handed it to them, the guy was so high he nodded off standing there so the woman had time to call the cops. She came back and said "Excuse me sir!" and he came to, she handed him the money and the second he walked out he got jumped on by the whole robbery squad. Like how do you nod off mid bank robbery that's something straight out of a comedy movie. I died laughing when she told me the story but I mean it's kind of sad what drugs do to people. He didn't get a whole lot of time for it cause he used a note and they clearly knew he had a bad drug problem with how everything happened. Still one of my favorite failed crime stories I've ever heard.

[@sorenleiner3878]

That sounds so surreal that it could be true again :D it sounds like the start of a bad joke: "there is a robber walking into a bank ... and he starts sleeping" Feeling little bit sad about the guy to be honest ... at least he tried ^^ :D

[@soren3569]

A buddy of mine in high school got into drugs and started holding up gas stations with a couple other kids (all High School aged). They got through four or five, I think, before they got busted. The cops caught my friend at his girlfriend's house; I forget the second, but the third was busted when he wore his letterman jacket--with his name embroidered on it--into a Dunkin' Donuts. Too much drugs make you stupid, kids.

[@Cardb33]

@@sorenleiner3878 Yeah that's why I laugh about it but still find it kind of sad. He didn't get a whole lot of time for it cause of the way it happened his lawyer was able to convince the judge he wasn't going to hurt anyone and that the issue was more to do with drugs than anything. He served less than a year and was on restrictions for I think two more years. The law is pretty lenient here in Canada when it comes to first time non-violent offenders that's crimes are heavily influenced by drugs. He had a lot of counselling and all that. Not sure where he is or what he's doing cause I'm not with that girl anymore and the two other mutual friends I had with the guy I haven't talked to in a couple years. Hope he's doing well though.

[@foxmulder4196]

💯🤣

[@bogenmeister]

You're dating girls that had heroin junkie ex Boyfriends ? Thats actually the tough part of the story 😅

[@tannhauserr]

Tbh, he needs his own movie. He had a pretty good motive, backstory, and reason why he was a bank robber and ended up being the good guy

[@frenchtoast2319]

We can always use more heist movies and I agree his story would make great film.

[@ramseybland4192]

Watch Cherry if you havent already.

[@jonlarge]

I guess so, but isn't the "Former military guy who needs to rob a bank/organization to pay back some shady people" kind of a trope at this point? I get that he has an interesting story, in real life, but in the context of a movie, hasn't that been done 100 times at this point?

[@TeteBruleeFR]

@@jonlarge While the story line has already been seen, I would still like to see a film made from his story and perspective, because it will likely focus on the emotional, and human side of the story (instead of the action), by showing that things he said in the video (waiting for elderly or pregnant women to leave the bank, not beware completely aware of the psychological damage a bank robber can cause, despite only cleanly going after the money etc...) There is also the "I'm a good guy, I know I'm doing bad things, I ll try to make them the less bad I can" that could remind "The Equalizer" which would be interesting. Lastly the whole turning in, once the debt is settle, which would be hard to depict the internal struggle, but a real delight to watch if done right.

[@jhimmysports130]

If Jordan Belfort had a movie about him then this guy clearly deserves one too

[@Hz-432Hz]

I would love to read this guy's lifestory. The way he talks about these clips and says that he's done some of these techniques is just off the scale.

[@michaelp4387]

this guy is called cain dyer, and he's actually got a youtube channel

[@Hz-432Hz]

@@michaelp4387 Thanks man 👍

[@briannewman532]

Literally no one on earth ever wondered how accurate the bank robbery in The Dark Knight was.

[@ericsilva-gomez2481]

Speak for yourself.

[@Ludi133769]

@@ericsilva-gomez2481 i dunno man, a dark knight movie is already pretty farfetched

[@flickmybic7174]

Gotta say I'm with my guy Eric on this one. As a former employee at a collision shop, I picked up on the spotless school bus right away.

[@pauldraper1736]

Wait, bank robbers don't set the money on fire afterward?

[@motivusthesage]

@@pauldraper1736 he's talking about the robbery itself. They can do whatever they want with the money afterwards

[@CrestToothpaste]

The Dark Knight one is robbing a mafia bank so the safe and the shotgun are both a little more excusable.

[@kilroymoa]

The bus tho lol

[@jakes.5206]

and RICO

[@deafvegetables4874]

that’s what i thought when he commented on the shotgun

[@lifehacksyoutubedudewiththeroc]

Yeah I’m pretty sure the bank is a front and that safe is for the mob so that big ass door wouldn’t be opened as often. And that shotgun dude wouldn’t care about the lives of the customers

[@badmanskill1112]

No, that is so unrealistic. Maybe if it took place in a fictional city it would be excusable.

[@Barqop]

As someone who works at a bank, this dude knows what he’s talking about.

[@strateupgamr7]

That's scary

[@josephdetienne2626]

No shit, he robbed over 100 banks! He knows more than you do lol

[@ericmathiasen8411]

Except he hasn't watched all the movies he's "reviewing." In particular, HEAT.

[@endingworlds]

It’s funny, to bypass that height thing. You could wear heels in your shoes or boots to throw off your real height. You can make yourself from 5’8-5’11 I would imagine, which is a big difference in a suspect.

[@endingworlds]

To commit murder you can wear bigger shoes, gloves, etc. There’s so much you can do to beat the law. Just think like them.

[@Antdevv]

Wow, so much knowledge to rob banks. Thanks, I will use this for my first heist!

[@ilertargenthorne4639]

Housewife rates 12 Family Scenes- How real is it? _"No absolutely not. If my kids left _*_that_*_ much food on the table... they're missing school"_

[@CreativeC13]

I would watch it too 😔

[@ains2904]

@@CreativeC13 me three

[@edgar2785]

i would like but its 699 get 69 hehe

[@Wtnwdl]

Next... A real ant breaks down: 1) A bugs life 2) Honey I shrunk the kids 3) Ant-man 4) Atomic Ant 5) Antz 6) Ant Bully

[@nazzrainboii3660]

Mr Anthony

[@C2k785]

Underrated comment ngl

[@andyusfca]

lol

[@1hymenoptera]

Very simple. All the real ants are girls. And sisters. The boy ants get murdered by the sisterhood after they finish having sex because that's all they're good for. Live for the colony. Die for the colony. Everything else is a lie. 0/10 all the ant movies. Missed opportunity, really, ants have advanced military techniques for waging war, some enslave other ants, some have democracies and vote on a leader, some domesticate aphids like cowgirls, some even farm. Not to mention the squatters that live with them, and the total body transformations that happen just because the colony needs help. They are like Kamakazi Amazon Warriors and all we get is a Bug's mother f-ing Life with some stupid male voiceover for a dumb love story between siblings......honestly.

[@ashroskell]

They could get Adam Ant? He’d be perfect for that. And quite, “charming,” too. 😉

[@ziqiantan4118]

Former human rates how realistic jump scares are in horror movies

[@MR_3001]

Former human...

[@JustChillAight]

I was confused at first and then I just realized it take my like get off the comment

[@janperenboom7014]

Gotta get those politicians in

[@purifyings8314]

@@MR_3001 evolve to crab

[@jesusrivera3942]

this guy should have his own show

[@yellowbags]

Cain: "Sooo this typically happens your first time or two". Me: "UGH tell me about it."

[@hansandhispanzerfaust6236]

Yep, usually how it goes the first 1-3 times, after that you get into the swing of things, and by 50+ you are a pro. Actions, accents, and personality are key. This Was A Joke For anyone who thinks im serious

[@MaxCE]

@@hansandhispanzerfaust6236 umm....

[@hansandhispanzerfaust6236]

@@MaxCE *you saw nothing*

[@breannasumner6207]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@outforlunch1258]

@@hansandhispanzerfaust6236 whyd you have to make such a big ass space man wtf

[@ctakitimu]

"I'd like to turn myself in for over 200 bank robberies...then go on to start up my own business, if that's OK?" Authorities: "Yep, sure! Just promise not to do it again and we're all good"

[@npc6817]

I mean, who really cares? He never hurt anyone, never had an hostage situation and the banks don't really lose money because economics are basically fake for them. In the end he might as well gotten 200 parking tickets for all they care, plus he turned himself in.

[@catchara1496]

1’s a felony, 200’s a public service

[@unculturedswine7993]

My guess is he made a deal with the FBI to essentially teach them how bank robbers think and act in return for a lesser sentence. They did it with Frank Abagnale Jr. and also do this with lots of cyber criminals nowadays. It's easier to get these guys to consult and give intel than to just jail them for years and years.

[@kalender4176]

As the old saying goes, "The thief you couldn't catch, make him guardian. The pirate you couldn't catch, make him commodore."

[@unculturedswine7993]

@@kalender4176 Indeed lol

[@digbickjohndoe629]

I like how they say “former bank robber” It sounds more professional. Like it comes with a pension.

[@Blank-km4qr]

I wonder if they get medical

[@irrelevance3859]

Right lmaoo. That’s exactly why I clicked on the video

[@grios5530]

@@irrelevance3859 me too. I needed a good laugh.

[@abinari]

thanks! needed this information for an upcoming project.

[@BrendanEvan]

Plot twist: his former career was just a resume builder for his coaching company.

[@exspencivve]

Bahhaahaa frll🤣😭

[@AbleAnderson]

This is like a classic hipster little kid comment. “Legend has it” “plot twist”. This stuff is played out brother

[@MammalianCreature]

@@AbleAnderson Banger comment Mr. Anderson.

[@AbleAnderson]

@@MammalianCreature At least it was honest and sincere, not piggy-backing off tired played out phrases for cheap likes and laughs.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@AbleAnderson You're a very opinionated person aren't you?

[@AAvfx]

Insider never cease to amaze me. Great items everyday! Respect. 👍

[@iron4517]

Yes

[@JamalSteals]

Are you the former president of dicknada

[@ProgrammedMind]

Okay

[@yesdude3914]

These videos are so bullshit lmao this is literally just a petty, ex criminal who robbed small time banks at gunpoint and this is probably part of his on going community service or ss😂 They desperately need a guy for a video so they bring him in, tell him to make out like he's a professional and boom you have yourself a KZbin video targeted for idiots who think this is interesting and real

[@desmondwatson9079]

@@yesdude3914 It’s not bs. People like him who’ve robbed hundreds of places usually have some kind of credibility when talking about robberies.

[@kyojumishikusu4739]

i want this guys' life to be a movie where he shows his 100 bank robberies and then turn himself in, that will be remarkable since it is based upon real events

[@assmosis4573]

They do, it’s called Honest Thief with Liam Neeson. Not specifically about this guy, but same premise.

[@lzrnurse79]

Omg that's not a bad idea. Like that movie Catch me if you can.

[@matthewreed6988]

If what he was saying were true, they would have already made a movie about him....

[@theloneaviator6042]

I definetely think Leonardo Dicaprio will do it.

[@NguyenReactions]

You gotta see the movie Honest Thief then, basically same plot except Liam Neeson plays the main character. He's an infamous robber who falls in love and decides to turn himself in, but things don't go as planned.

[@stevebanning902]

One of my clients is ex FBI who's career focused on catching bank robbers in phoenix arizona. He said the best way to do it is to have someone you know go into the bank before you - attempt to cash a legitimate check for a large sum of cash and you come in behind him and take that cash and run once it's being placed on the desk for your friend to take. It's not legally considered a bank robbery, just a personal robbery - and your friend will likely get reimbursed. Typically - you would make more using this method than just asking the teller for cash - and there's almost zero risk of dye packs or anything like that. This advice was directly from an FBI agent who did this stuff for 40 years. Pretty crazy.

[@Thundering_third_0311]

Next up: former dead person rates how realistically deaths are in movies

[@satanbrony9235]

Why not Grim Reaper himself?

[@florianmahler8374]

Thats the best one

[@elliotskilton1990]

best yet

[@takix2007]

So, basically, Jesus. Or Sean Bean.

[@guy1849]

“Very inaccurate”

[@jef6080]

I’m happy with the fact that he gave a 9/10 to The Place Beyond The Pines, such a masterpiece and a true movie, totally underrated and unknown gem.

[@Enzaio]

A fine work of art indeed.

[@diapersFTMFW11]

Damn you .. now I need to watch it again

[@jef6080]

diapersFTMFW11 i watched at least 10 times, over and over during the years and after every rewatching I keep thinking of how good it is, maybe one day it will become a cult movie.

[@diapersFTMFW11]

@@jef6080 I hear you .. something so captivating about Goslings superb acting. I felt the same way about Drive

[@jef6080]

diapersFTMFW11 another great movie, seen many times

[@nozomi-chan4667]

in my city, when I was in highschool, someone made a false bomb threat at my highschool. police and swat came to my highschool, meanwhile down the street the bank was being robbed while the police were trying to figure out if there was an actual threat or not

[@JnManuelAG]

Clever

[@fwveinos]

decoy

[@RoninMike-DR]

Someone...🤔

[@Mani-cp7tv]

Was this in California because same thing happened when I was a Sophomore or Junior 💀

[@nozomi-chan4667]

@@Mani-cp7tv nah in michigan

[@urban5072]

this guy seems so wholesome it's very hard to imagine him robbing banks, especially that many.

[@almcjones2132]

ted bundy seemed like such a nice guy it's very hard to imagine him killing people, especially that many

[@BlackedOutVette]

there are so many people like this you'd never expect to do things like this, alter egos, secret vendettas, etc

[@martinphillpot2010]

1 Bank a week, that's a serious work ethic right there.

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

He's more productive than some of my employees that work for me. Needless to say, I have some lazy bum fucks. 🤷‍♂️

[@jeremysmith9694]

@@jackiechan_wtf4041 wow you sound like a great boss. Glad I don't work for you.

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

@@jeremysmith9694 I am a good boss. I reward good behavior. Show up on time, get your work done and have a positive attitude, then you'll be treated accordingly. What? My brute honesty is hurting your feeling their snowflake? ❄❄❄

[@jeremysmith9694]

@@jackiechan_wtf4041 You sound like a terrible boss. As much as you hate your employees I guarantee they hate you twice as much.

[@tvgaming2132]

@@jeremysmith9694 he COULD complain about them being lazy but if he complains when they're doing there job is bad

[@Glasher1]

Some decades ago, my dad (a carpenter) was brought in on a weekend to install plexiglass on a bank's counter. Apparently someone cased the bank earlier in the week because that Monday an armed guy came storming in, running at the counter to leap over. He hit the glass and fell to the floor 😂, with an apparent injury. He got up looked around and ran back out with a limp.

[@michaelwachendorf2096]

Love your story sounds like 2020 thing for sure

[@benchgoblin]

You can say your dad stopped a robbery

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Hey! Your dad sounds like a G. Second favourite carpenter. 😉👉🏻👉🏻

[@the_expidition427]

Covid

[@adhils9633]

2019:- vfx artist reacts to good and bad cgi 2021:- former bank robber reacts to robbery 2030:- alien reacting to human tik tok videos

[@adhils9633]

@Charming nowhere to hide next:- your reaction when i ask "charming nowhere to hide" for her snap id'

[@MobinAziziFakhr]

lol

[@arwinderjsinghbhullar941]

@@adhils9633 my reaction 🤦‍♂️ after i see another desi creep

[@hollowtipdraco5223]

You literally copied this from two comments down

[@adhils9633]

@@hollowtipdraco5223 thats where you underestimate me..i dont read people's comments ... i scrolled through the home page and saw this video thumbnail(i didn't even watch the video) and i commented what came in my mind.. isn't it possible for 2 people to have the exact same thought.. There's a movie released in 1997 or something, and its story line is exactly the same of avatar...does that mean cameron copied from our movie..no...

[@jus1047]

Thanks for the tips brotha, just pulled off my first heist

[@KamLovesArsenal]

No lie back in 2014 this guy was my uber driver in LA, he gave me great tips on parenting and being a father to a daughter. Lol I had no idea about his past but it’s good to see him doing well for himself now!

[@vinodsamala8592]

😳😳

[@laurellights2604]

What is him name ? Why no one talking about ?

[@donkeykong4983]

WHAT WAS HE LIKE!?!?!?!?

[@yorn2577]

Cap

[@kdm187]

@@yorn2577 sorry but people live through thangs you wouldn't even believe

[@voiddistortion7937]

“During certain times banks keep their safes open for easy access to employees” *bank robberies in 2021 skyrocket*

[@FBI-gn2wg]

Hmmmm... interesting.

[@GamesForNoobs]

Hahah

[@Patricksargentmusic]

@@FBI-gn2wg 😂😂😂😂

[@madinge711]

BLM gonna be like this is our money

[@tylerthompson3075]

@@madinge711 Conservatives gonna be like "good for him, he raped and pillaged an institution and got away with it."

[@justanotherarmy4404]

My question is, HOW DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE!!!! Not just professionals, but also great teachers with intriguing personalities?!?!?!

[@jeffsmith9351]

This guy is tryjng fairly hard to market himself

[@insanegamer1289]

They just turn themselves in

[@csbanki]

Time and time again I realize that living a criminal life then turning yourself in is always worth it.

[@whocares8567]

"Back then bank cameras weren't as high quality as they are now." *WHEEZE*

[@ShaunDelier]

Raspberry pi 2fps camera KEKW

[@loafofbread9400]

Most robberies and banks happen in low income areas, the bank i used to work at in highschool had 4k cameras

[@Strider4ever]

Good thing, they had the "zoom and enhance" functionality, though.

[@hendrixxxx]

Uo

[@jackcolson4745]

@@loafofbread9400 did you just Get out of highschool?

[@chakkyatari]

Coming soon: Dead people talk about how realistic The Good Place is

[@fixzd4389]

Good one lol

[@Reuged666]

i prefer the hell place

[@noseferatu5747]

@@Reuged666 it's called the bad place my dude

[@milesjones7478]

Sounds like the next clickhole video

[@joshuareyes2397]

i love how he’s basically giving the world a confession

[@parkeryoung8259]

I mean, he did turn himself in, so I think he did that already

[@nonotdrschwa5677]

I'm just wondering if he got sent to jail ? I mean, he was a bank robber after all. Does confessing change anything?

[@Chooopy]

@nonotdrschwa It depends on the crime and the states laws regarding statutes of limitations. If the statute of limitations has ended on that specific crime and you confess to it, they cannot charge you for it. Say a bank robbery has a 5 year SOL, then 5 years and 1 day later you confess, they can’t prosecute you. On the other hand, there are crimes, like murder, where it never expires. So if you confess 90 years later, they can still charge you for the murder and run their case.

[@MichaelThe1]

@@nonotdrschwa5677 it doesnt always help youbut it never makes your sentence worse but the minimum time for a bank robbery is 1 year and he said he confessed to 100+ robberys and he's free so I guess it did help in his situation

[@nyk3334]

This generation is so fixated on bullshit like, “he’s snitching on himself”. Dumb.

[@tommyt1971]

Thanks for including Out of Sight! Had my vote for Best Pic of 1998.