What Have You Become? - SNL

Mack Montgomery (Christoph Waltz) hosts "What Have You Become?," the game show that forces contestants (Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Aidy Bryant) to take a look at themselves and realize how they're wasting their lives. [Season 38, 2013]
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[@ven1s0n]

Finally good to see Bill Hader as a contestant and not the creepy host

[@filmfangirls9163]

I love seeing him as the host but its fun to see him as a contestant!! LOL

[@gkus7008]

He isn't creepy as a host

[@DawnfireGalinndan]

Still named "Vance" tho

[@randal_gibbons]

Ivanskiii what have you become?

[@MushookieMan]

Because they found a creepier host.

[@jakssmithy]

I need to see Christoph waltz play the devil in some movie, he’s so perfect at seeming so gleeful as he tortures and tears people down

[@yuvramdharrysing4737]

Doing some Games He did in Inglorious Basterds.

[@AmyAnnLand]

He frequently plays a villain. Spectre, Inglorious Basterds, The Legend of Tarzan, and a few others.

[@AngelofMusic04]

Well, he was Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

[@HudaefCares]

Because of Inglorious Basterds I can only see him as the kind of guy who really does go 'Hahaha... I'm funny? Funny how? Funny, *how?'* in real life.

[@chineduobuekwe]

Doing some Games he’s born to torment people

[@itsjustacupcake]

Bill Hader's sudden facial expression change was poifect👌

[@fardimnazir666]

So, what have you become?

[@rahulreddy1816]

in that he kinda looked mr.bean

[@ambrooks5]

I was thinking the same thing! 😂

[@1manorgy]

Weird realization: The word "poifect" is itself poifect. ...They told me I had an IQ of 130 and paid thousands of Euros to put me through an expensive private school. Now, I use my brain almost exclusively to analyze KZbin comments so I can shidbost at my very best, all day, every day. What have I become?

[@hannibalburgers477]

I oigree

[@ChocoCoatedLemons]

"We can't accept that, and Patrick, Patrick... Neither should you." Gets me everytime 😂

[@brainflash1]

Patrick: *nods*

[@masterchain3335]

This skit really hits close to home, and I'm sure anyone who's gone to game show school will agree.

[@Michelo17]

You just wanted to dance

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

@@Michelo17 mama? Please let me dance, mama! Mama I just want to dance! 🥺

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

I just wanted to dance as well. Why mama, why? Why did you stop me from dancing in the wind! 😂😂😂

[@sammyeagleson5352]

"No boy you've got to go to game show school!" When he dances XD

[@jikcgu1234]

Christoph Waltz dancing while crying is now the greatest thing I've ever seen. How does one man have all that talent?

[@Longshot_NYC]

That was some good dancing. You can tell he went to dancing school after all. Haha.

[@madisonrose1893]

He's blessed 😆💞

[@ReadyMindsetGo]

Not talent, consistent hard work.

[@ReadyMindsetGo]

Oh and probably the right connections

[@3VILmonkey]

That was effortless tap so I'm assuming ballet, modern, and jazz as well since all that's pretty typical for a dance school and college dance program.

[@a9-x_youtuber165]

Man, I'm legit terrified of Christoph Waltz ways of interrogation. Awkward smile on his face, Asking uncomfortable questions that will break your soul and mind, Manipulating you until he gets the Answers.

[@KittyPieVibes]

*_you're hiding enemies of the state are you not?_*

[@res1dentcyn1c]

Bonjour monsieur La Petit.

[@joezeinaty]

@@res1dentcyn1c lapaditte

[@res1dentcyn1c]

@@joezeinaty thanks! La Petite never did feel totally right to me.

[@eurussy]

Where in Paris is this mountain

[@PiCheZvara]

This is kinda depressing as it hits too close to home.

[@waynehartley3957]

not alone friend.

[@LeWildSister]

PiCheZvara but so hilarious at the same time or am i too young

[@kasper7203]

Yup 😔

[@tomsenft7434]

I was able to laugh and enjoy this because my wife already went to bed.

[@johnsorrow1987]

Agreed.

[@AnDajana]

"No boy, you've got to go to game show school" crying

[@CentigradeMind]

gotta keep the 666 likes ;)

[@fantoonstic]

Bill Hader’s “oh my god” gets me every time.

[@EjvindGEMDark]

It's the quick face change that gets me.

[@sebastiencarron1574]

Agreed, the one he did in It part 2 at the end was one of the best I’ve ever seen. But this is live, makes it much better.

[@greggblade810]

i love that Waltz changes cards even though it's the same question lol

[@hoyihfeng]

omg, supposed to be a funny sketch, but got me thinking... what have I become...

[@spyrofan9681]

Hey I got like number 666, not bad

[@spyrofan9681]

Wait I actually care about this?

[@spyrofan9681]

WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

[@TheJoker-wj5ve]

I just gave you 1k likes💪🏿💪🏿

[@TurtleRocker12]

...My sweetest friend

[@Winteramen]

"fought a parking ticket...and i lost" jesus that's real

[@meganrasmussen9595]

"I want to dance!" is a lot funnier considering his last name is Waltz.

[@camthedestroyer1490]

“You fought in two wars and yesterday I fought a parking ticket...and lost!” Kenan is brilliant 😂

[@TylerPlantaTree]

Yeah that line had me chuckling hard lol.

[@grandexandi]

What have I become? Spending hours in front of this machine, watching videos that make me laugh just so I don't have to think about what I've become? Distractions, distractions, I crave to be distracted from my own life, or should I say, lack of it. I could have applied myself more, I should have! I don't have anything. I'm nothing. I'm nothing. What Have I become?

[@finzer2]

Alexandre Hamada Possi haha, okay man

[@IchimaruGin19877]

Alexandre Hamada Possi that is some deep shit !!!

[@grandexandi]

brahim kadi lol your name is 'Bra Him', as in "put a bra on him"

[@bolshevikalgerien8415]

Alexandre Hamada Possi Brahim is the arabic name of the prophet Abraham, you ignorant idiot i wonder what does "Possi" mean in your language.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

You fuck. You made us realize what have we become

[@yaarbenherut6501]

I want to go to that "Game Show School"...

[@LycanLink]

I know, right? I think I have a decent voice for being a gameshow host, so that sounds like fun. I wanna be on as many shows as Steve Harvey. XD

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Check out "handsome boy modeling school."

[@Eryus]

What have you become?

[@jgbgw591]

That's something a low achiever like myself could have been good at.

[@KingChristian21]

Yaar Ben Herut so you choose you wanna go to the game show school. I have a question for you “what have you become”

[@atlanteancherub2560]

Christoph Waltz is just SO precious. I enjoy him so much.

[@forensicdarling]

Mama I wanna dance. Mama, let me dance!!? No boy, you've got to go to Game Show school!!

[@garyshapiro5196]

"Your feet belong behind a podium."

[@ghosttrain9022]

Cristoph is born to play this type of characters.

[@poojithaiss9467]

It's his biology.

[@voidling2632]

because he's from Austria, like Hitler

[@chineduobuekwe]

M Bocioaca exactly

[@voidling2632]

@@amon859 yes

[@iliesko]

..and that's how Waltz got his 3rd Oscar! :))

[@xandermcn]

+Eddie Rade oscar best surprise dance award

[@devonlawton1149]

This feels like a Mulaney skit. Also, I really love that the stay at home mom was the closest to winning, because she did what she wanted, even though it didn't ultimately make her happy, and she turned the tables

[@paulabirchbillingsley8422]

Yes! Don’t see that represented much. People love to say I don’t want to “just fall in love, have a job, have kids and a house”. Okay but why say just? That’s a lot of work and can make you really happy and make a difference. Do what you want and don’t judge what others want.

[@joshuawilliams8252]

​@@paulabirchbillingsley8422But it DOESN'T make her happy though.

[@paulabirchbillingsley8422]

@@joshuawilliams8252 read my comment again aloud and see if that helps

[@JohnSmith-dh8zx]

@@joshuawilliams8252The point of that frankly is that even if all you ever wanted was a good stable family life, even that can feel unfulfilling as you get older and closer to dying without thinking you did anything important.

[@whalienpippa]

Christoph Waltz gives me the chills for absolutely no reason at all 😭 that's when you know he's a great actor

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Wow is there anything Christoph Waltz cant do?

[@curlitogr]

Dance?

[@nagsterrr]

curlitogr he can he trained at performing arts school haha

[@Sballack13]

curlitogr well, we saw him dancing at the end of the video hahaha

[@4Everlast]

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[@zombirai]

Dino Sabalić Is it so hard to write Quentin? -_-

[@juliusdaviesd]

- Ha! There's no way anyone can get fazed by this, what a bunch o ... - (What have YOU become?) - Well I'm an honorary youtube viewer and... O_O ......

[@drewstaser9726]

Has...has it gotten better?

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Ok so as well as speaking like a million languages perfectly and being an Oscar winning actor, we have now learned that Christoph Waltz can dance amazingly...

[@schattentaenzerin]

You might also enjoy his performance doing "Der Humpink" 😎

[@jeremywrentzel7390]

Christoph Waltz is truly one of the most captivating people to watch. He's a great villain, and even better comedian

[@21centdregs]

the fuck is that profile pic? gross

[@elremanenteunafeinteligente]

Awesome american accent by Christoph Waltz

[@peterfireflylund]

+Emmanuel Díaz He sounds like Greg Proops, doesn't he?

[@luke-alex]

Really?

[@pre-packaged_9692]

Heheheee

[@bob494949]

Um, no it’s not.

[@mattmatthews5414]

Absolutely flawless mix of Upstate NY, Eastern Maine, and Southwest Ohio. Or just regular Mr. Waltz’s upper crust Austrian theater culture accent he can’t not do. Still fun to listen to sometimes, even after you learn his perpetual, nearly sociopathic, condescending disdain for those not thoroughly engulfed into Austrian high theater that lies behind it. Absolutely adorable.

[@TashJansson]

Not confirming nor denying that I have cried watching this.

[@mamc1986]

Tash Jansson sometimes I wonder what I have.... become! It is slightly depressing!

[@randal_gibbons]

Tash Jansson what have you become?

[@helberoliveira9339]

I don't know why but I love Christopher Waltz's voice.

[@mattsmith8890]

U work at Campbell's

[@winny8139]

This video was really sad, because it shows how almost everyone never fulfills their dreams. And here I am, a highschool student, a freshman. I should be doing homework but no, I watch snl endlessly and analyze their videos and I'll never get into stanford. what have i become *screams fade off into the distance*

[@floatingsara]

Thank you very much for your comment. It motivates me to shut down KZbin for real and get to work. Kiss XXX

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

My guy you’re a freshman in high school. Your life has BARELY begun.

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

Man chill out as a freshman. Have a happy life, cause sophomore year will slap you across the face

[@winny8139]

lol sophomore year cant slap if my asian mom slaps first

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

@@winny8139 everyone in freshman year thinks theyll go to Harvard. I did at the time. Not saying I don’t have a shot still, but as you get older, you realize that things often don’t work out, but you must adapt and overcome, and things are fine. You might go to Stanford, but statistically speaking, you probably won’t. Should you shoot for Stanford? Absolutely. But it shouldn’t be your basis of self worth whether or not you get in.

[@noradaoud7414]

Christoph is so attractive

[@dee_deer]

yes!

[@terezacharvatova7355]

+Nora Daoud He is perfect!

[@rheahinlo]

Nora Daoud heck yeah!

[@westerling8436]

idiot

[@vitaminK1121]

have you seen young christoph?....yo! fantastic

[@ricardodelemos6942]

Save me from the nothing I've become

[@jacksonhyde9973]

Ricardo de Lemos WAKE ME UP!!!

[@Lawrence2525]

WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIDE!

[@happycamper6888]

Was that Linkin Park? I miss them. They were awesoe. Back when my life was.... o_o OH GODDDD :'( WHAT HAVE I BECOME

[@Qorelin]

Evanescence actually. The male voice on that song is Paul McCoy.

[@tuni16tuni]

it's Evanescence not Linkin Park

[@RafidAziz91]

Kenan at the end was like, “Oh he’s good”.

[@firstnamelastname6202]

I love Christoph's cadence, his voice is so nice to listen to

[@MazzyTheGreat]

Ikr

[@Teonnaise]

MY DAUGHTER'S A BITCH HAHA BEST LINE

[@thejaswinichandran7031]

I love how he doesn't need to look at the teleprompter :D

[@Robstar100]

probably looks at it while it cuts away and memorizes the lines

[@CustardInc]

We call that acting

[@MrsLensherrr]

he also does have cards so it's easier

[@sheepthoughti6178]

Aidy Bryant nails everything she does. She's very underrated.

[@jessenathan9346]

Underrated? She was on the show for ten years, and was one of the more popular female cast members in her later seasons, along with Kate and Cecily. I don't think that qualifies as "underrated".

[@manakin5]

I love how Christoph Waltz totally commits to this role.

[@__-pn1jc]

my fave sketch of SNL. Yes it is depressing but the over the top sadness is just so hilarious.

[@philip_roa]

_ _ Schadenfreude.

[@gregdavidl647]

The most awkward / uncomfortable / hilarious game show.

[@rantelbrown6488]

I don't think I've ever seen an SNL sketch that was quite this well-suited to the guest star. Christoph Waltz fits this like a glove.

[@mayaenglish5424]

3:33 lol I like that faint "Oh my God!" from that lady in the audience, she's so into it!

[@IvanHernandez-qm5vy]

i love Christoph Waltz!

[@Anony-Mouse28]

Patrick's grandmother should've been played by Katy Perry, that would've been perfect.

[@davidcone1433]

I wasn't expecting to see the same person who played a ruthless SS Colonel to end up dancing like that. Christoph, what have you become?

[@Michelo17]

Oooooh that’s a bingo! But now they just say bingo. What have I become…a bingo

[@IGNXIII]

Christoph Waltz is so charming and creepy, he's perfect for this.

[@Milanders]

He just asks that question so perfectly that I would answer in the same way....

[@lennixlennix]

4:49 that was creepy

[@rheahinlo]

lennixlennix didn’t expect him to be so lithe on his feet

[@jinx8evr]

Thought it was a computer glitch until I replayed it a few times....

[@planetamazing93]

It's

[@ellismcg4754]

It's just a glitch

[@LadyBherd]

Just monika

[@havesomefaitharthur9020]

I can’t get over how quickly Bill Hader’s face changes

[@adrianhrodriguez8417]

“You have to go to game show school” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ash-xt1ej]

There was a glitch in the matrix at 4:48

[@blueskyjedi1990]

Agent smith: Open up!

[@davidkglevi]

That's it, I'm sending my kid to game show school!

[@theredball]

I love how he turns the cards even tho it's the same question 🤣

[@katie4623]

All childhood dreams and hopes down the drain. It's so relatable.

[@albert7721]

This is brilliant,so deep and dark,more please...

[@russellmasc]

What have you become , my sweetest friend everyone you know goes away, in the end

[@ilirlluka6789]

Hahahaha "You've got to go to game show school" always gets me as if I was listening it for the first time. Priceless.

[@localh779]

I love how he changes to the next card before each question

[@abcddcba09]

Damn those moves on Christoph!! he's a great dancer, not just a great actor!

[@aliciabell6688]

IKR! That man can move!

[@aperturegamerSAC]

I kept wondering why the game show host was clearly just an impression of Christoph Waltz until I realized it just is Christoph Waltz

[@evabailey3860]

Lmao what have you become

[@shauryasongara1851]

this actually motivated me to start studying instead of procrastinating

[@callanreimann6023]

Why is Christopher Waltz an actually good, polite, and enthusiastic game show host.

[@theabyssofthoughts]

One of the greatest SNL skits. The message is there, so is the humor, the originality and ingenuity along with immaculate comic timing. Reasons to love Snl

[@littleblueclovers]

What have I become? I watch comedy to keep me laughing, I play video games to get a sense of accomplishment, and I watch anything high-fantasy to escape from my realities. What have I become? Now I’m off to watch another snl clip to wash away the fear and shame.

[@micaelaroyo4837]

Only Christoph Waltz could bring such depth and laughter to a character ❤

[@devonsbiggestfan6370]

I like how christoph look down to read *the one and only* question

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

Christoph Waltz - one of our greatest actors! His interviews are fabulous.

[@champo976]

I love the change in tone when he says "what have you become"

[@ribusgan]

Christoph can't just only Waltz, he can do the pirouette as well!!

[@xanmontes8715]

After reading how Quenting Tarantino structured his rehearsals of Inglorious Basterds so that Cristoph Waltz could blow away his fellow actors, I am blown away by the energy he has here.

[@antoinedelavague2781]

5:10 ... WTF? Anyway, love this guy.

[@michelerich1590]

i love when aidys characters crack in southern accents LOL she does it in Farm Hunk too

[@juw1333]

LOL the random dance at the end was hilarious! he danced off the stage and Aidy looked so puzzled lol

[@KaisarAnvar]

Anything C. Waltz in, I absolutely LOVE it , a genius actor

[@kuttannt78]

Bill is so perfect in this 🌟

[@rheahinlo]

I 💕❤️ Christoph

[@MAL8916]

I love that he changes cards just to read the same question to each of them 😂 such a small thing but so funny to me

[@sakhawat3003]

Even in SNL Waltz still sounds as villainous as in the movie Inglorious Basterds

[@friendofbeaver6636]

One of the best skits I've seen from this cast. Christoph Waltz taps his way off the stage with limp jazz hands.

[@letolethe3344]

While sobbing.

[@jmsta2011]

Wow, now that I've seen Christoph Waltz do a sketch, my opinino of Taran's impression of him has shot up! It's actually an excellent impression!

[@Haddasa]

Waltz has played both evil villain and humorous parts . Love this guy!

[@katerider8217]

"No, son you have to go to game show school" 😂

[@guillecarandini8208]

"Game show school" jajaja

[@amberg4131]

Christoph Waltz is so talented. I remind myself with every video of his I watch

[@KingoftheJuice18]

It's amazing how game shows are the way that SNL always gets the most extreme and philosophical.

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

*"BUT MAMA, I WANT TO DANCE! MAMA LET ME FLY!"*

[@brandonwilcox7411]

I always think the funniest part of the SNL game show videos is that they always seem to know what show they're on.

[@ILLRICARDO]

Ouch... This has the most souls crushing factor in a video, that I have ever seen.

[@strangeyoungman]

*sawing his own wrists open* I LOVE THIS GAME SHOW!!!

[@TheJulior1983]

One of my all time favorite sketches. Aidy kills it

[@CherylPorterVocalCoach]

Toooooooo funnyyyy

[@jovangorgi]

Guys this was deep thank you .

[@happycamper6888]

So how's your life now Jovan

[@lumikipa3005]

@@happycamper6888 so how's your life now Camper

[@jimcypher]

"What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away...In the end" 🎶😭

[@BlueGeen]

"You have to go to game show school" Lmao

[@DumayGolovoy]

Bill Heder easily steals the show with his great face expressions

[@MatMadikGCA]

Christoph Waltz is a genius!!! “No boy you’ve got to go to games show school!” 😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 While tap dancing away 🕺😆😆🤣🤣😂😂!!!!

[@MatMadikGCA]

From now on, to me he’s just Waltz 💃😄!

[@whyohwhy9679]

Christof is a great dancer! Breaking out the tap shoes. 🕺

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

3:09 Her delivery was perfect. funniest part of the skit