Impeachment Fantasy Cold Open - SNL

Judge Mathis (Kenan Thompson) presides over the Trump impeachment trial everyone wish had happened but didn't.
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[@taywhite8031]

I feel bad for Baldwin's face muscles whenever he plays Trump

[@kianpederson5064]

Too bad Baldwin's career isn't as tight as his face muscles lol

[@PrydeWater901]

He’s compensated well for it.

[@razieluchiha7580]

Baldwin was in Epstein notebook.

[@screwyootube1]

@Pulse Of The Maggots Alternative

[@davidthedeaf]

Momma said not to make that face, it could freeze and stay that way.

[@Dolzadolza]

Judge Mathis is the judge we needed

[@alyceavary5542]

Or Judge Judy.

[@TheBlarggle]

Judge Mathis thinks gay men are "created" when the father isn't around enough and all he has is the influence of his mother and her friends.

[@samiam3102]

WHAT YOU NEED IS YOUR HEAD CHECKED..TRUMP 2020 EPIC

[@brandong1811]

Dumb

[@RealMTBAddict]

Judge doesn't decide anything, the Senate does. And the Senate is about to acquit trump.

[@slava8617]

I swear there’s no one in the world Kate McKinnon can’t impersonate.

[@Sixstringman]

A sane democrat.

[@jayb5768]

I have a crush on Kate McKinnon

[@ocho611]

@@jayb5768 i have some bad news for you---

[@Lady-Carmakazi]

@@jayb5768she's very funny helps keep SNL alive & she's very pretty but she also likes pretty girls. Sorry to burst your crush bubble .

[@osiriszoran2304]

a straight woman

[@dyroc]

Lmao! Trump walking in with a walker a la Harvey Weinstein.

[@RaymondHng]

So did Roger Ailes.

[@kevinphiz6621]

My girl and I lost it at that part! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Myron90]

Goddam the Lindsey Graham impression was pricesless!!!! Omfg im dead 💀💀💀

[@markmower6507]

"Tickle his biscuits!" Hahahahahahahaha! !!

[@zippySquirrelface]

whiskers

[@emic621]

Mike MacDowell no it’s definitely biscuits

[@emic621]

@Andy Moser I'm saying that from now on xD

[@coconutthecockatiel478]

"Harry Potter and The Room Where It Happened." //jumps on table// I'VE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS!!!! I'VE _GOT_ TO BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS!!!!! I'VE GOTTA BE, I'VE GOTTA BE, IN THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! CLICK BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Anonymous_Guest]

What did they say to you to get you to sell New York City for Mar-a-Lago?

[@SimonKentucky]

One thing missing - Lord, help them to remember that they can't ignore you and get away with it. For we always reap what we sow." -- The Senate Chaplain

[@sherriearrington6830]

Simon Kent Agreed. “No One Gets Away” There shouldn’t be no reason to VOTE in November. 👍🏿

[@kindnesslove2271]

Simon 100%

[@55chevrolet77]

@@sherriearrington6830 No Reason to Vote??? Sherry Baby

[@TheAngryman1967]

Unfortunately that opening prayer went right over and out one ear and the other of those so called Christian individuals. However in their minds I'm sure that they believe that all they have to do is ask forgiveness and they think they'll be fine. Sorry but I don't think it quite works that way.

[@arielsteinsaltz1956]

Jennifer Erickson That’s a triple negative, so you’re saying not to vote in November.

[@TheDealMaster]

"I'm not 239 pounds, I'm 475 pounds". I've been laughing for multiple minutes.

[@QueenBlond]

Are we going to ignore the exaggerated facial expressions of the blonde woman in the black blazer?

[@yellowgravy]

she;s all i can look at, i hate it

[@mattberg6816]

QueenBlond 😂😂

[@joshjacobs3906]

shes trying to get noticed.....so she might get some actual work as an extra in an amazon commercial

[@ronijae9755]

😂 😂 didn't notice it until I read your comment, and it is very annoying!!

[@wilvanwyk4478]

Kate is absolutely hilarious! 🤣

[@Reneeleeharper]

PETE YES. Please bring him back. So precious!

[@klina7645]

"Oh, you know I'm calling Hunter Biden, too. What do you think, I hate hilarious witnesses?" 😂

[@DarienCaldwell]

I like how the set is the old People's court set.

[@jefflandfield4097]

How did they get the actual Mitch McConnell to agree to participate in this lol

[@beckybowen196]

Simple, he obviously will do anything for money.

[@sorchabelton8249]

Hes looking amazing, its truelly fascinating what they can do with some fishing line and twelve pairs of Spanks.

[@florencerashied7209]

Coz this is the reality

[@ShelleyJane]

Poor Beck. ☺️ I’m sure he’s under there somewhere!

[@vincef7487]

HAHAHAHA!

[@alexiswins]

WHY IS THE MITCH MCCONNELL MAKEUP SO GOOD IT’S TERRIFYING

[@JavierArveloCruzSantana]

Questatement

[@55chevrolet77]

Not Good Looks Amateurish.

[@nostradamus9608]

Isn't Moscow☭Mitch looking just like... Putin? lol

[@j.e.e.cummings]

Alexis Winstanley so true! I can barely look at Beck Bennet and I think he is fantastic!

[@55chevrolet77]

@Nick Broomhall Libturd Flake!

[@shelwhitfield1905]

When Lindsey Graham pranced in the courtroom in that suit I hollered!

[@MikelosM]

I need a gif of it, omg

[@thisisnotaarealname]

Living his best life

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Me too!!

[@Kevin51611]

😂😂😂😂

[@Kevin51611]

I think it’s her best impression next to Laura Ingram.

[@matthewmcneany]

Pete Davidson in the role he was born to pay.

[@johnnmelissagiddens3260]

True that. It's hilarious.

[@MICHGO1]

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET THE TATTED UP FOOL ON CAMERA IS IN A FULL SUIT.

[@canaisyoung3601]

I still think his best celebrity impressions are Adam Sandler, Rami Malek, Machine Gun Kelly (since they're friends IRL), Andrew Cuomo, and Michael Avenatti. But his Hunter Biden's not that bad.

[@dilbertdoe601]

I sure he didn't pay to do it, SNL paid him.

[@glennquagmire9737]

@@dilbertdoe601 he meant play i hope

[@teshawnmason3951]

"We have our own history books. And on the cover a t-rex is handing a confederate flag to Jesus" 🤣

[@JB-pu8ik]

I want that t-shirt

[@starduss100]

Wait you guys.. I've been in Little Rock to long.🤣🤣 I'm lost on the T-rex part..🤣🤣. Thanks mom for suckering the Fam down here!

[@forcesightknight]

Actually, it should be of Jesus and his disciples planting the confederate flag on a heaping pile of dead slaves and poo, because that's the mentality down there. I learned that in Arkansas.

[@getwun7494]

@@forcesightknight And this is the REASON I stay with two Guns, good TALK 🖕.

[@getwun7494]

@@forcesightknight I never get to fk up some pale fàce beta boys. They are very scary 🖕

[@kbrock9146]

I love that you can hear Keenan laugh when Pete shows up.

[@thehelijandro5722]

I knew I wasn't the only one!

[@froggybug]

I thought I heard a giggle

[@monsterjambrony]

kbrock 9146 Oh, I heard it!

[@syman4047]

There's another laugh when he's on screen too 3:24

[@englandcalling9721]

There was probably more paperwork involved in this sketch, than the actual trial.

[@OldRaver]

England Calling 🏆😂😂

[@goneoutside1011]

As it should be

[@afrocut]

Ok. Ok. You win these comments.

[@C8poorari]

I doubt there were 18 witnesses and 28k documents in the making of this.

[@danamaupin8318]

@@C8poorari , its a fucking joke. Relax trumptard

[@vincentvangogodancer]

3:14 Pete Davidson as Hunter Biden is PERFECT! His entry even made Kenan laugh.

[@JB-ie5tp]

vincentvangogodancer would have been funnier if he walked in smoking crack with a stripper holding a baby. And if he didn’t lie and say I have nothing to do with this case... your corrupt actions in Ukraine on daddy’s behalf are a big deal and will be fully investigated😎 MAGA

[@vincentvangogodancer]

@@JB-ie5tp That is a very strange response. Vote for Trump if you want, but there are deeper issues that are troubling you. Find peace.

[@justinianthe1st790]

@@JB-ie5tp I'm sure he will go to jail just like Hillary did right?

[@liliethcameron7110]

@@JB-ie5tp Nonsense, its pure and complete fantasy. But what is he gonna do but obsess about Hunter Biden just to distract from the fact he is guilty as sin.

[@johnstubbs3401]

@@JB-ie5tp Just stop it son! You're doing too much.

[@jameskersey6377]

😂😂😂"...it ain't gonna happen unless I kiss Mr. Trumps grits and tickle his biscuits".😂😂😂

[@LegoPostPresidency]

And I Declare That Mr. TRUMP IS INNOCENT! OR MY NAME IS NOT LINDSAY VALERIE! BOGART! MATLOCK! GRAHAM!

[@erinspicola2012]

Pete coming in flawlessly on the hoverboard ruined me

[@JPWDW1971]

"Where I'm from, we have our own history books that have a T-Rex giving a Confederate flag to Jesus." Me, a South Carolinian: "Yeah, pretty much."

[@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531]

I had to clean the coffee off the keyboard after that one. Pure comedy gold, sure, but pure truth too :(

[@morningstar3490]

@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 N.

[@morningstar3490]

Y8p

[@JerseyJersey100]

Live in Myrtle beach, can confirm

[@TelikiMouse]

Sounds accurate to me XD.

[@DrRockso1987]

“He’s fined $10,000 and has to say one nice thing about Nancy Pelosi.” I think Trump would rather resign.

[@Capri_00]

Lol, but he might say Nancy is a now a three!

[@siobhanclairissadurham-kam6028]

💗💓💓💓

[@mskiUSMC]

DrRockso1987 thats easy, Nancy, you look pretty good, for a walking skeleton.

[@jeanneharris8321]

@@mskiUSMC Nancy I'm sorry your a drunk

[@TheGreatGig73]

DrRockso1987 please resign King Don

[@drewmertens7704]

The Ar-kansas line is so much funnier after he congratulated the state of Kansas after the Superbowl

[@user-tz6rk4dy5s]

True... Yet statistically a random interview of 100 Americans shows that 8 out of 10 did not know what State the Chiefs played for, 6 of 10 said Kansas... Also, there is a Kansas City Kansas, it’s literally the same city as Kansas City Missouri, just on the other side of the river that separates the two states.. So make fun all you want, just as long as you acknowledge Trump is at least as smart as 80% of Americans...

[@felixmonica02]

Hahahaaaaaaaa

[@pinetreeflag1517]

Yeah, pretty funny. Didn't get removed from office, though. Keep laughing ;)

[@jake2001c]

J but as the president you should know what states a major city is in.

[@jakekayden4061]

“Look where I come from we have our own text books, and on the cover a T Rex is handing a confederate flag to Jesus

[@RansomeStoddard]

And the word science is in quotations.

[@helenasullivan4529]

I'm from SC and that isn't too far a stretch. The history books sugar coat a lot of early US history.

[@iwantme1234]

Who comes up with this? Too funny.

[@JasonMarsalis]

Sounds like the Creationist Museum in Kentucky.

[@shanec9840]

I'm from SC (currently in SC), and we do have peculiar history books. I remember our teacher telling us to close our history books in 4th grade when it illustrated a slave family at an auction with a little girl in a red dress with white polka dots, and sparkly red shoes like on Wizard of Oz, and she had ribbons in her hair with ponytails, and she was smiling on the auction block--showing off her dress. So, yea, my state definitely can revise history. LOL

[@MsGrapeNehi]

I’m uncomfortable with how much Beck Bennett looks like Mitch McConnell. Dude’s only 35, and actually kind of a snack.

[@nicolletrampe29]

I'm glad they're utilizing his McConnell more cause its spot on haha

[@flankspeed]

Wow. That's what your takeaway is. You are doomed.

[@DaveOJ]

@@flankspeed Relax a little.

[@avacaza7851]

No he's a whole damn meal 😅

[@55chevrolet77]

@Jeremy Backup We Caught The Hypocrisy of this amateur show shouldve been cancelled yrs & yrs ago. They are Libturd Buttlickers Lust for Power. November LANDSLIDES a Coming!

[@afterkwiss]

"Mr Trump, are you trying to Weinstein me, right now?" Epic.

[@alexanderrussell7597]

afterkwiss > next will be epstein me tomorrow?

[@maxhole2]

afterkwiss , Mrs Clinton, are you trying to “Epstein” me right now?

[@xoxomeg2129]

6:13 If they only knew that Rudy was going to be quoting “My Cousin Vinny” in front of a porn store, in an attempt to say Trump was cheated of the election results lol

[@ginacuba3553]

Pete did such a good job in this sketch, the head turn on the hoverboard killed me 😂

[@ProudDad1976]

I did not see the hoverboard at first because he did such a good job. I wonder how many hours he worked at making it perfect and not Trump perfect!

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@melted_cheetah]

Yeah he didn't even break up laughing

[@OGitGirlJess]

The hoverboard part is hilarious

[@thejeffduty]

Judge: “You have to say one nice thing about Nancy Pelosi.” Trump: “Fine...her body’s an 8.” I’m dead. 🤣

[@nikkikennedy8728]

😂🤣

[@tigerskob]

Ok boomer

[@boringopr4369]

Her name it's not Nancy Pelosi it's pussy🐱 Pelosi

[@nitrousoxide2265]

Oh so you watched the video too?

[@nostradamus9608]

@@boringopr4369 Kremlin Trolls 101 1. If you can’t attack a message, attack a messenger

[@badpiggies988]

Moscow Mitch "Am I a clown?" "That's insulting to clowns" I died

[@abby8754]

Didn’t realize that John Bolton was Cecily until her voice began to remind me of her impression of Jeanine Pirro

[@matthewmcneany]

Clearly she's sick of McKinnon getting all the good male roles.

[@teshawnmason3951]

Yes I think alot of people didnt even know who that was! Took me some figuring out! She's good!

[@thedevicebook]

I didn't realize at first either. Now I think it's her best impression ever. I hope we get to see it again soon!

[@ernest747]

That means you're either blind or stupid.

[@xy6845]

She was well hidden under that giant stache

[@mcmurrayjr]

"I cheat all the time at golf, taxes, wives, elections, and bathroom scales."

[@fiddlesticksbessette398]

WHO CARE'S LOOSER,UGH

[@MrPolyalert]

You Tube I can't believe that's what you got from that quote........

[@JLM498]

Jimmy McMurray I DIED 😂😂

[@anthonylarocco4295]

Jimmy McMurray I have a series 7 and 63 License the market will be down 1000 points tomorrow so short your stock worth sell and invest in gold and silver

[@ethanweeter2732]

And Covid-19.

[@METALSAULGOODMAN]

I can't believe they got the real Mitch McConnell to do this!! What a good sport.

[@squirrelgray945]

And he can sing. Will wonders never cease.

[@amyahlquist3436]

JOSEPHMAN36 That wasn’t the real Mitch McConnel he wouldn’t have the balls to actually make fun of how ridiculous he sounds.

[@AmazinFunk]

@@amyahlquist3436 no shit really? could have fooled me...

[@harrassee]

@@squirrelgray945 Have you seen the 3 Amigos? There is a scene with a singing turtle. Scientific fact.

[@ashleyworden1887]

The real Mitch McConnell wishes he was that good looking.

[@seneciohaworthii970]

The best thing that came out of the Trump election is that my generation was slapped in the face with the fact that most politicians just see governing a nation as a game where the goal is to win at any expense.

[@donnakaye2015]

I'm probably old enough to be your Mother. I worry what mess we are leaving for the future generation to deal with.

[@MsBettyRubble]

Which generation are you? Didn't your parents tell you it's all a game to politicians? It's so weird that it seems the older generations in some families don't share information with the young. My grandfather (greatest generation), my father (boomer), and my siblings (Gen X) have all known this and talk about it often. Just glad you finally know, too.

[@motors5153]

@@donnakaye2015 You sound like a climate change proponent, why worry and start the party as we'll all be gone in less than 12 years. I may be old enough to be your father and what I have learned, there is no such thing as free, the sun always comes up in the morning and when it comes to politics no matter what side you're on or how good it sounds, it always ends up the same way, the middle class gets fu*ked and no one is getting rich except the politicians. Look at the Obamas, the Clintons and both Bush's. If you're truly in fear for future generations, forget about guns, abortion, illegal aliens, global warming and social security and get term limits on the ballots. Divide and conquer and both parties are guilty.

[@josephblomeister3040]

@KC Nwaneri yes

[@motors5153]

Life like politics, there is no right or wrong only winners and losers. Winners write the history (or re-write).

[@therainbowwillow4453]

“Harry Potter and the room where it happens” and “the President is only pointing at me distract from his own crimes” killed me

[@sombrecynic4966]

The room where it happened is the actual title of John Bolton's book.

[@AmberAmbwee]

I started choking when Trump walked in with a walker. 😂😂😂😂

[@AmberAmbwee]

Flame Beats I know. That’s why I died. 😂

[@billyjean6419]

Like Bloomberg

[@s.e.f8160]

Me too! My rib cage hurts so bad

[@nonyabizness.original]

ala paul manafort.

[@vegasj305]

Was just missing some toilet paper on the shoe!!

[@michaelwakeham3404]

“And i cut funding to the cdc so this wang chung virus is gunna be really bad” i fell outta my chair laughing lmfaoo

[@mrsmucha]

That was a funny line! Something Trump would definitely say.

[@johnhearn5043]

The Chinese grip, nobody's saying That this virus is a shitty mess. And that's the cause. They cook and potty in the same case iron Rusty kettle. Bon appetit The next time you sit in a plane Seat, you may take the itchy.

[@johnhearn5043]

@Yuki BabaYaga it's the second Part of the trade deal. And plane Load of Tiolet paper.

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

I will never understand of all things to cut, AND with their track record refusing to do anything about AIDS until years into the epidemic in the U.S., Republicans will still choose to cut disease prevention. But it's an emergency to have a border wall funded. Republicans = subhuman.

[@OhokoEast]

@Yuki BabaYaga This won't be as bad as Ebola, although it might be a lot more widespread. Death rate is super low compared to Ebola. But it's still sad that people are suffering and dying. Prayers for my peeps in Wuhan!

[@wayneyanda]

Kate McKinnon as Lindsey Graham was more of a man than Lindsey Graham could ever hope to be.

[@yawjay7049]

Her act caught my attention the mist

[@PabloCruise1]

Trump 2020! Haha!

[@sophiaburrell1130]

The subtle gay reference is high pitch

[@reggiethecommenter9137]

1:19 Oh look. Lindsey Graham coming out. I saw that you see what I did there.

[@sourgrapes262]

And since coming out you can catch her on drag race representing trump as ms Anita vote

[@blipmachine]

I had no idea Bolton was Cecily till he started talking.

[@karenhartrich6152]

she is amazing!! my favorite is her "Jeanine Pirro"

[@trinistylz2002]

I have the biggest crush on her!

[@AshtonCoolman]

Pete's entrance is epic!

[@pardunmeesuh5612]

He really can handle that hoverboard!

[@Murky_MurkiMurka]

@@pardunmeesuh5612 Butigieg ?

[@bridge4]

That spin move lolol

[@RaymondHng]

And he did not break.

[@sirdanielhunt]

I live in Kentucky and I can just speak on behalf of many Kentuckians - We dislike Mitch Mcconnell.

[@archaicsentinel]

Yet he is still Senator...

[@msmithmitchell1604]

Daniel Hunt Then how does he keep getting voted into office?

[@jnunez7037]

Please answer.

[@perezsykes3803]

Then please vote him out!! Do yourselves a favor!!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I simply hate the evil bastard!

[@matthewboelke3199]

"I'm guilty.... but it aint no thanggg."

[@burnellbrowne4303]

sounds like trump*

[@UIV7096]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he says it every night before bedtime lol

[@Wess-S]

This was funny, but damn im tired of politics. I dont even want to imagine how much worse this shits going to get in the next couple of months.

[@eruis3139]

Oh it's gonna get sooo worst save us all

[@MultiLimpet]

If Trump loses imagine how quiet it will be without a scandal a week.

[@chuyozuna2398]

Gator same here, politics are too cancer

[@Wess-S]

@@MultiLimpet You mean the sensationalist media will take a break for a week? One side will party, the other will bitch. It will be the same. Both parties are full of hypocrites, both parties are full of corrupt polititians, and neither of the parties are working for the people. Never would I have guessed or thought that this great nation that has given me soo much opportunity would be this divided. The finger pointing, the obsession of being outraged or offended, the name calling, the 4 more years, or your a racist blah blah. Cant get a break from it, because even our entertainment industry is cashing in on it. Rant over.

[@Wess-S]

@@eruis3139 seriously.

[@FloStudios]

The thing about having their own history books in South Carolina isn't a joke. I moved there from Buffalo, NY as an 11 year old and lets just say the civil war section had some interesting rhetoric going on.

[@ftesta86]

Honest question..What made you and your Family leave New York for South Carolina?

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

You think that was bad Google the UK Wikipedia version of the revolutionary war. Got into an argument with a Brit about American history once. Their death toll of revolutionaries is higher than the total number of people that were alive in the colonies. They would have had to kill every man woman and child for those numbers to even be close to right.

[@OGitGirlJess]

I can imagine 😩😩😩 horrific!

[@rickjohnson4887]

sounds much like liberal interpretation of a lot of political moves

[@Cryptonymicus]

Yeah, the Civil War. Talk about Pyrrhic victories. Once Gen. Sherman got done we should have withdrawn to the Mason-Dixie line and put up a wall 100 feet high.

[@geoffkelly262]

1/31/2020 the day the GOP died.

[@55chevrolet77]

Looks like Demoniac Party is Dead! Now & November! HA! Can you Say LANDSLIDE!

[@IanPatrickOfficial]

"John Bolton get your LORAX ass out here!" Rofl. . .

[@eschwarz1003]

yeah that killed me

[@LostAurusStudios]

Maybe we should have Senator Jar Jar Binks just start the Clone Wars now just to get it all over with

[@wingedbluj1674]

He may be stupid but at least he's honest. Binks for Senator!

[@simperrepmis3090]

@@wingedbluj1674 Hmmm? Please don't vote, thank you.

[@bones182x]

Nostaglia Attack “Jar Jar is the key to all this” - George Lucas 1998

[@kustomized4886]

Too late

[@macewindu1573]

*sith lord jar jar binks

[@quinreves9948]

If you think about it if there are infinite universes, this happened in one of 'em.

[@c.z.johnson3266]

So would there then be one where Superheroes exist??

[@quinreves9948]

@@c.z.johnson3266 Probably yeah

[@marias420]

Love the cast, love the skit... Hate the reality 😥 So disappointed in this country

[@Justyn219]

Lol then leave the country. Move away. Shoo

[@BrianOates]

Justyn219 as citizens of this country we all have the right to be disappointed in it and want to change it when we see injustices, this love it or leave it stuff is stupid. How can we change our country for the better if we blindly agree with everything our politicians do? They work for us, and we can elect better representatives of our ideals in their next election.

[@joebwannabe]

@@Justyn219 if only you fucking morons had taken your own advice when Obama was president...

[@hippoge7987]

Who would've thought Cecily could play such a good John Bolton.

[@InkyM4]

Honestly, Cecily is criminally under-appreciated.

[@victoriagrayson7079]

She can be anyone....I really miss Cathy Anne....she would be perfect now!!!

[@UncleEbenezer77]

inkasrain Been saying the same since almost the moment she started. She was also great anchoring weekend update, which didn't last very long

[@ShelleyJane]

How on earth did they keep a straight face?!

[@RaymondHng]

@@ShelleyJane They laugh it out in the table read.

[@akorn9943]

“I am very sick old man.” I mean they got that right I guess...

[@quirogatnonerrat3214]

=))))))))))))))))))

[@mchoffner8497]

If anyone has watched Judge Mathis, you know he would have cut through the bs, with intelligence, humor, and grace. A good man.

[@rosfadem]

Judge Judy would also have set things right

[@lukethompson2714]

rosfadem would have been amazing

[@bigusdikus3852]

A three panel judge court of mathis, brown, and Judy... The Holy Trinity of justice

[@mchoffner8497]

Amen, brother

[@mchoffner8497]

And I appreciate your homage to the Pythons

[@thedredgod]

I'm HOWLINNNNGG AT LINDSEY GRAHAM'S ENTRANCE 😭😭😭😭 1:19

[@kenwooddrive3116]

He has a woman's name for a reason

[@thedredgod]

@@kenwooddrive3116all facts 😭😭😭😭

[@garysandiego]

The Dred God When will Graham be outed?

[@tcg4111]

@@Me-go3vs LOL no you troll, we find it funny cause HE'S against it and represents a party who THINKS their guys are masculine AF. It's the irony and hypocrisy we laugh at but nice try tho 😆👌

[@billyjean6419]

Stupid

[@CKibbles]

I'm disappointed Judge Kenan Mathis didn't call anyone a crack head.

[@hockeylover246]

Mike Epps??

[@braelyn4233]

Yesss lmao I was waiting for it and it never happened.

[@johnstubbs3401]

@@hockeylover246 WTF??

[@brittanybonnie1478]

they should have made him judge brown..he is the only black racist i know and shit would be very fitting in trump kangaroo court impeachment

[@alectoshimihari2840]

I was waiting

[@jenniferrrxoxo]

Kate’s Lindsay graham impression gets me EVERY TIME HA it’s so funny

[@jamesarrington6323]

Actually, it's lame as shit, like most of the rest of the crap she does. No doubt you enjoyed the stereotypical insults to gay people though, which are usually verboten except when employed against straight Republicans.

[@daniel.romano]

Aww... what a Republican snowflake.

[@missylee3022]

I keep watching this just to hear her say Lindsey valerie Beauregard Matlock Graham

[@missylee3022]

Aaawww poor James Arrington gets upset when complete strangers feel differently about something than he does so he has to troll.

[@jamesarrington6323]

@@missylee3022 , I love to troll Leftists ! 😂 How did that impeachment work out for, snowflakes ? 😂🤣😂🤣

[@AntP95]

0:45 The black gavel was larger than the white one lmao

[@wiltarthebarbarian1988]

Judge knew he was going to use it and might need to thump someone! 😂

[@greatvalue2448]

The world needs a gif of Lindsay Graham entering the courtroom.

[@winterbleusky]

Marissa Stryker 😂😂😂😂😂

[@douglesw]

Yeah, we need more stereotyping of gay men, especially by gay women. Your homophobia is showing, hater!

[@andrewgriffith5638]

@@douglesw dude just come out of the closet. Nobody cares. It's 2020. Lighten up.

[@carltontaylor6500]

doug weiss Woah there. Lindsay Graham has always denied those rumors. For you to make an assumption goes against how he identifies. Melissa McCarthy played spicer, Cecily Strong played Bolton, it’s no different.

[@shontapl]

Lol

[@philipeli]

"Two Ukes!" 6:23 My Cousin Vinny cut away. Love!

[@redwoods7370]

The Weinstein walker. Inspired.

[@nemofan111]

“Lindsay Valerie boregard Matlock Graham” Kate is the best

[@LegoPostPresidency]

His Middle Name is Actually Ollin

[@zoilarivera8866]

When Graham’s says “No, I studied my chances of being re-elected and it ain’t gonna happen unless I kiss Mr. Trump’s grits and tickle his biscuits and that’s why I do declare that Mr. Trump is innocent or my name isn’t Linsey Valerie Beauregard Madlock Graham 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@billyjean6419]

Stupid

the only true is that Liberal tears are running rampant right now.

[@krazyoldkatlady192]

Zoila Rivera ikr?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigguyonalittleadventure5673]

Shyru#Celestial-Master - Only because our Republic is now officially dead. When Senators can tell you how they’re going to vote before the articles even make it to the Senate, our government has failed us.

[@babaliboon9323]

Wow so hilarious and original.

[@MorganFrancophile]

Whoever wrote Lindsey’s ‘where I come from we have our own history’ is awesome!

[@thesoundsmith]

It's also true to that degree. Their history books are proof of the proposition that you cannot have a democracy in a religious cult. When Evangelicals vote, they vote for whoever can fulfill their primary political goal, controlling women's' bodies. Evangelicals believe we were put here to SUFFER... They feel sex is something that should be kept strictly within the family.

[@markkeneson6806]

@@thesoundsmith, don't hold back. Tell us what you really think. Please, keep telling us how closeminded these evangelicals are that you paint so well with your broad strokes.

[@jeremybrown6386]

David - Who is "their history books" ?

[@mercygrrl]

Bless the writer who came up with "T-Rex handing a Confederate flag to Jesus" That one is evergreen.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@markkeneson6806 In 2018 The Texas Board of Education voted in favor of removing certain historical figures from grade school curriculums, including Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller and Barry Goldwater.

[@OldRaver]

Hunter Biden: “I work for a Brazilian company called Nepotismo.. selling Biden Steaks, from the top of Biden Tower, to people who live in Biden a Largo... oh wait!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@parkersolis1903]

Mandycat1969 the next line is literally “oh wait, that was trumps kids” Did you even watch this before going after this stranger??

[@mrwascallyt9865]

and they all push the same snake oil - hypocrito , eau de pew , reeks from here to high heaven .

[@Wired4Life2]

@@shortstuff780 You have no idea of Hunter Biden's history, do you? He's laughable compared to Pres. Trump's kids. "Biden set his kids up successfully," my ass.

[@tomcoryell]

BlueFox94 Present your documentation.

[@Wired4Life2]

@@tomcoryell kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH-lfHSbmNh1hbs

[@emilyb.8219]

If I'm ever in court, I expect to be judged by a jury of my personal sycophants who vow to support me no matter what before the trial even starts, and no witnesses are allowed because I said so. The Donald Trump Rule.

[@TheMantis1968]

That should be the new court law..no witnesses and no evidence.

[@PhamNicolas99]

You have to be rich tho

[@michaelstefanosky2413]

Bruh tf you mean, the Democrats said that they had a complete case, why do you need new evidence? Why do you need material if you guys already have everything? There were witnesses that testified in the house. You have no case, there was no abuse of power, and there was no obstruction of Congress

[@SamM-gl9zc]

Well, hopefully you never end up in court, strangely charged with "murder" even though the prosecution can't say who you murdered, or where, when or how it happened, while also only asking the witnesses one basic question; "IF Emily did murder, would it be bad?" (Witness) "Why yes, it would be bad" (Prosecutor)"Seeeeee? Murder is bad and Emily is Eeeeeevil!" Because that's all we have so far. From what I can tell, the Trump defense seems to actually be, "Name a REAL, specific crime that happened and the details of it, or piss off". Which is a pretty legit stance to have in our country. Or used to be. Yay, Emotion!

[@krusher027]

The Donald Trump rule I guess also won't mind being convicted without witnesses in a first trial. But then your prosecutor brings witnesses in you're second trial. Oh wait that's double jeapardy.,..#clueless

[@KamsPoliticalPredictions]

Oh my God, I'd love Judge Mathis presiding over an impeachment trial 😂

[@anonymoustranscriber2869]

Wouldn’t we _all?_

[@TheBee87bee]

I loved the choice of Judge,lol!

[@ingebluford3803]

Me too!!

[@nicholastyler9276]

Judge Mathis is probably a demorcrat

[@GeorgesToumayan]

Kenan Thompson is just the best

[@humphreysmiggens3881]

At what? Playing Keenan Thompson?

Sir, this is the most offensive thing I've read in my entire life. You owe me and the rest of the world an apology. Kenan Thompson aka the second funniest guy on Snick's All That, is a talentless ass clown. He personally represents the downfall of SNL.

[@scottielambert9312]

Meh

[@zaharaali7906]

JayMane You suck to but where not complaining

@@BrilliantTruther correct. He's on SNL and I'm commenting on a video he is in. I guess that is weird. Almost as weird as commenting about comment about a video. You ever seen those ppl? Weird. Do you have an opinion about this dude or do you only have an opinion about my opinion? Either way, it's all good.

[@PA-zw2re]

“Where I come from we have our own history books” it would be funny if it wasn’t true.

[@efrains54]

“It’ gets better and better; for Mitch “Moscow Mitch” “Moscow Vodka Mitch” “Midnight Mitch” “Mitch the snitch” Now “Mitch the B*tch” ROFL 🤣

[@bartlett247]

Mitches get stitches

[@eatfarts3024]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3yTeX6Ir7ucoc0

[@greenwood4511]

Donald dump

[@sealand000]

Trump's Mitch.

[@epyisc182]

Mitches with stitches is nice..😄

[@MsLogjam]

Trump might just have a stroke when he hears them saying he weighs 475 pounds.

[@ethanbaumgarte2619]

Very true

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

After everything the Dems have said about Trump, you think he's gonna be upset about a fat joke?

[@robertcolontonio7775]

That's just his ego that weighs 475. At the very least.

[@swamp5050]

@@gl9500 Even a lobotomy can't help you now! SMFH

[@sdjahof1964]

aguyandhiscomputer on yes he will be upset he has thin skin. Does not want any discussion of his name unless it’s praise and flattery Period.

[@lisad2701]

Did anyone else catch the Supreme Court Justice calling Mitch "Donatello" (one of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)?

[@misstee9453]

@Lisa D that was on point!😂

[@talmoskowitz5221]

Yes, but I didn't want to stick my neck out with a comment on KZbin.

[@tomcoryell]

Tal Moskowitz excellent!

[@jcjc248]

No when?

[@rainsrandall8769]

He meant donetello raphiel

[@TheChubbyJenny]

I don’t know why but the way Cecily moves John Bolton’s brows had me dying like 🤣😫💀

[@maryhales4595]

It took me a second to realize it was her 😂😂😂

[@CinemaoftheMind]

Not even SNL could make it as absurd as it actually is 😖

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's true for a lot of things happening now. But don't they at least get an A for effort?

[@artclown4346]

@@canaisyoung3601 A for effort.. Jesus I didn't realize just how badly people are brainwashed. literally spent millions of taxpayers money on a junior high school rumors or a possibly.. the dems look like a bunch of morons that literally have zero game plan so they base their impeachment on "what susy said to mary at the lockers about bobby".

[@roldofold8356]

What's more absurd is the way the house dems handled the impeachment proceedings or did no one pay attention to that shit show....

[@labounti]

@@artclown4346 Why are people blind to these facts? 3 days of B.S. destroyed in 2 hours by the defense. They aren't paying attention they just hate Trump.

[@dudedude949]

CinemaoftheMind exactly!!! D’s bitching about no witnesses when there were 18 witnesses in the House.

[@annabozyk9888]

"Harvey and I overlap in a few areas."

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

The way Miss Lindsey Graham sashayed into the court room was 🔥!! And...true! 😂😂😂

[@UlshaRS]

...Did ....Did Rudy Guilanni see this sketch and use it as motivation when he actually tried to use My Cousin Vinny as a defense for the Trump coup efforts?

[@mrjeromejackson88]

Only thing missing is John Bolton’s classic non-stop adjustment of his glasses!

[@nonyabizness.original]

it did happen.

[@jewelmarie3424]

"John Bolton, get your lorax a** in here!" DEAD!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AmusementLabs]

"Donald Trump will be defending himself." Oh I would pay good money to see that IRL holy shit.

[@NITE_SHIFTING]

On the cover of our history books a T-rex is handing the Confederate flag to Jesus. GAWDAMN!

[@LessGo7921]

Tbh I still have no idea if this would be a dream, a nightmare, or both.

[@perezsykes3803]

Indycar F1 64 Same

[@austinlamonge4741]

It’s reality get over it

[@seanA416]

Both times 10

[@thomasmurphy8643]

Spoiler Alert: It's both.

[@ratatataraxia]

“Fine, her bodies an 8.” DIED

[@amandabell6356]

One of many great jokes that had me cracking up!

[@EmrysMaier]

@MrGriff305 maybe she identifies as having multiple bodies?

[@WizardToby]

Oh.... I thought he said "her body's innate" XD I heard that wrong...

[@burchell007]

@@WizardToby same

[@Jen1112111]

bodies? how many she had

[@HMCarReviews]

"Fine, her body's an 8" had me in stitches.

[@brinks2469]

HM Car Reviews innate?

[@larrylinn8589]

And Trump's is a "238".

[@HMCarReviews]

@@larrylinn8589 I thought he was a 304.

[@motors5153]

@@HMCarReviews lost weight.

[@JohnnyThund3r]

I thought he said her body's innate.

[@clockworkartist]

*harry potter and the room where it happened* My two favorite things colliding Harry Potter, and Hamilton

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Making Trump walk in like Harvey Weinstein was a beautiful touch

[@movieman410]

What an idiot he was, he could’ve gotten away with all of it, if only he got himself elected president

[@squee599]

I almost feel bad for people who genuinely need a walker now!

[@andreparra9241]

This was way better than the actual bullshit we lived through

[@dan-a-vee1484]

From the Democrats waisting millions and millions of taxpayer money and getting nowhere with the whole process. I hope that's what you mean.

[@susanb9717]

@@dan-a-vee1484 Just another episode of OBSTRUCTION!!

[@MsBettyRubble]

@@dan-a-vee1484 oh yeah and #45 hasn't been lining how pockets. You're such a hypocritical bitch.

[@user-ip6zn1io5w]

@@dan-a-vee1484 Yeah, that fair and impartial trial that didn't allow witnesses of the crime. The right just let the American public know where their allegiance truly lies, with a corrupt orange tyrant.

[@tomcoryell]

dan-a-vee 148 Republicans never could spell....

[@morganread488]

That coal ad actually happened in Australian parliament 😂

[@AmyNumberSeven]

Wasn't it fake coal because he didn't want to get his hands dirty?

[@Spellbindingwolf]

This lump of coal can power a lightbulb for 2 minutes. Guns: Can't watch the super bowl, without a gun....

[@MrMwmussel1]

Sorry Lindsey, but as a SC voter I will be voting for who ever is against you.

[@kelvintorrence5994]

Please do and get rid of that moron.

[@j.francisward1897]

Yes, vote for a liberal who wants the throw people in jail for lying.

[@henrybrousseau5214]

Joseph Ward you mean, like, enforce the laws that everyone else has to obey?

[@MrMwmussel1]

Joseph Ward care to tell us just what you’re referring to?

[@ztbi]

"a T-Rex is handing the Confederate flag to Jesus" lmao

[@brittdavis1]

The ok at the end of that line 😂😂

[@celieboo]

The sad part is that is probably true.

[@darthvestius7771]

And the Earth is 6000 years old, MOUNTAIN DEW is the elixir of life, and guns are handed out at birth. Long Live South Carolina...🖕🏽

[@MsBleau]

@@celieboo as is all HIS-STORY

[@gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849]

To use a South Park reference: "conservatives actually believe this."

Needed more John Roberts sarcasm as SCOTUS he is trash. Calling the Senate the greatest court in the world was an insult to justice.

[@chrissiek8706]

Well, lot of Americans call their country greatest in the world - non ironically - by that standard, the Senate fits the shoe 🙄

[@scotty33mac]

7:35 hits different now in 2021 knowing 346,000 people have died from it.. it was really bad

[@RogerHerzler]

DJT rolling out with the “Weinstein” walker was a nice touch.

[@millennialaviation]

“Wang Chung virus” I died 🤣🤣

[@winstonsmith-ministryoftru1609]

03:41 So true. NEPOTISMO has a monopoly in Brazilian affairs.

[@Vlandia0927]

As a south carolinian I can confirm we have t-rexes handing a confederate flag to jesus in our history books

[@erinerin561]

😆👍

[@marydonohoe8200]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥