Alan Dershowitz Argues for Trump Cold Open - SNL

[@cafesmitty]

"For me, The Devil appears as a woman my own age"... Damn, that's brutal and probably true.

[@rabeyaakter114]

What it means?

[@sammyeagleson5352]

The whole "did someone say Disneyworld?" bit didn't get as much laughs as it should've done😂😂

[@xechidnax]

But if Alan sees the Devil as a woman, does that mean he’s gay?

[@guyvingelli9046]

@@xechidnax I think the skit is making misogynistic claims about Dershowitz with that little fact. I say claims because I don’t know anything about Alan Dershowitz so I can’t confirm.

[@TimJenningsVideo]

I wonder if Adam Driver improvised this line.

[@PastafarianLemur]

The impression of Mitch McConnell's "smile" was dead on.

[@alphabrainwave]

As much as I love Beck's impersonation of McConnell, I wonder if they'll ever get a cameo from that turtle that humped the Croc.

[@andreabradley5837]

He just needed a few marbles in his mouth.

[@dodgingdurangos924]

Seriously. Beck Bennett's impression was hilarious! The whole double chin, too! So glad Kate McKinnon didn't hog the role of yet another politician. Otherwise, we wouldn't have discovered this gem.

[@JohnnyDee62]

@@dodgingdurangos924 Seeing #MoscowMitch with muscles is scary-off-putting.

[@solid1378]

It was Pure Golddd!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@teamrocfan]

Whenever wrote this skit deserves a raise

[@TheCoolerChannel]

teamrocfan one of SNLs best in a while

[@skybuilding5182]

This is one of the beat openings they’ve ever done. Gives me hope for 2020 snl

[@margaritrodriguez5647]

Funny 😂🤣

[@AC3handle]

@@skybuilding5182 that comment aged... well.

[@Bobbyliscious]

Don't worry! I speak typonese! And -Yes! A RAISE!

[@johnchessant3012]

Adam Driver appears... "Yeaaaah!!!" "Look who it is: Jeffrey Epstein" "... ohhh" "What are you doing here?" "Just hanging" "nooooooooooo..."

[@maggiee639]

That was so good

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

I want to like this comment but it's already at 666 and I just can't interfere with that.

[@scene2much]

John Oliver will never stop raving about it

[@wairuaozula3060]

Lovitz face after he says it too lol

[@rrrusty49]

I can hear Taran as Jebidiah Atkinson: "Too soooon??"

[@danielbrown1724]

That Mitch McConnell impression is on point. Triple chin and all 😆

[@BeeWhistler]

The only flaw was when he was in the towel. No way the real McConnell has guns like that, lol!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Credit goes to Beck Bennett tucking his chin into his neck and SNL's makeup department providing the rest.

[@AisuruMirai]

The voice isn't good at all, though. Too fast, too sharp, barely a hint of a Southern accent. If you listen without watching the video, you can't even tell he's going for Mitch McConnell.

[@urwifesmacho777]

Yes even when he does those stupid bug eyes 😂

[@taotuhao5969]

That smiled almost caused me to choke on the pretzel I was eating, too funny!

[@giacomoburtone9706]

Say what you want, but Mitch McConnell is really a good sport for accepting to take part in this SNL sketch.

[@kathyballes4360]

skillo This does NOT have enough up votes!

[@4EClark]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulzammataro7185]

😆

[@QueenNightAria]

😂😂😂

[@bokc]

Lol!

[@RecetasconMariB]

I loved kate mckinnon as the devil. They should make this a recurring character. My favorite part was the baby shark guy. I think many parents hate that song by now.🤣

[@lady1668]

Recetas con Mari B so many truth quips here

[@King_of_Africa]

Nah if you need that like break from the kids put that shit on repeat. 🤣🤣🤣

[@cUser691]

“ OMG” then she changes to “ Oh my GOSH” which would be what that lil’ red devil would say. Clever skit.

[@spoopy3963]

I agree

[@RecetasconMariB]

I think many of us have been traumatized by that song😂🤣

[@tyrant-den884]

"Congrats, you're in the cold open!" "Great, what do we do?" "Stand behind Kate and hold a plastic pitchfork."

[@Vednier]

what is "cold open" actually?

[@tyrant-den884]

@@Vednier it's the sketch they do before the opening theme plays.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

Be glad it wasn't Pete lol

[@davidmarek535]

Yeah, but at least Chloe gets to give Kate the mike”

[@Mraquanetchris]

"Podcasts?" "Yeah, I invented them." LOL!

[@EFCONNECT]

I like that Adam appears to have memorized his lines. A lot of guests read cue cards. Adam puts in the effort

[@megatrong1300]

EFCONNECT there is a video of him and scarlet acting while a separate screw is showing the script. I have to say. I was amazed by his line memory

[@lovenothate9813]

He's my favorite actor. Such a true talent and hard worker. Nails everything he does

[@BeeWhistler]

The cast is clearly reading from cards too a lot of the time. It flows so much better when they memorize it.

[@JeanetteFaith]

What is up with Adam's Hair do?

[@resah9703]

Adam is one of my favorite celebrities but you can definitely see him reading que cards in this. I don’t think that’s a bad thing but I’m just pointing it out

[@Adam_Dot_Com]

he looks ridiculously similar to Mitch, they hit the nail on the head with the makeup

[@shannons3794]

They hit the nail on the chins with Mitch.

[@llc1976]

It’s perfect

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3rRY6Sjiq6LZs0 I wish I could beat this parody skit

[@Sickoflife]

Its not makeup its just a wig and glasses. Beck sucks in his chin for the sketch. Its awkward and painful fir him but that's professionalism for you. There are behind the scenes interviews on here where they talk about his Mitch impression.

[@johnstubbs3401]

@@scoringbox2176 They ARE the same!😄😆🤣

[@mongorians22]

Holy hell, it's INCREDIBLE how much Beck looks like McConnell in this, despite not looking anything like him in reality. How does he do that smashed-lower-face double-chin thing so well? How does he pull off that reptillian I've-only-heard-of-people-smiling-but-have-no-concept-of-how-to-do-it smile so accurately.

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

His voice as well.

[@audioa41]

“I don’t endorse evil, I just help millions of people share it.” lol

[@Surge1077]

pretty spot on imho.

[@wraith1066]

Followed by a super creepy laugh really sells it lol

[@IAmValenwind]

damn, he didn't blink! i'm impressed

[@chefpaddy]

Hes a billionaire and THATS the haircut hes going with?

[@lordlucius1341]

AHAHA HAHA HA -android in disguise

[@lillianchristine8106]

Kate was really in her element here. I feel like she was so ecstatic when told she got to play the devil

[@justtester_9962]

They only left out one character with colored follicles and I'm not say who.

[@alanfriesen9837]

Y'know, the devil was one of Jon Lovitz' regular characters.

[@thisisnotanalias7163]

K. McKinnon slayed as Satan.

[@cav1991]

Plus I noticed in a lot of interviews, she wears red, RED LOOKS AMAZING ON HER

[@mamaksstorytime]

aljanat5 Could you write a couple more seasons of Shameless, please?

[@NBT131313]

Oh man, SNL took a risk with this one and it paid off. Top notch

[@smithwez1101]

A risk? Same low hanging fruit every week, yawn

[@07jeepgirl]

It’s great how Basers completely miss and ignore 130% of EVERYTHING that is even remotely true that reflects on their hero. And they cry, cry, bitch, and whine bc SNL rips their stupidity apart. We love Baser tears.

[@Valelacerte]

Alan CordoBa Where’s the risk? Stop pretending that left-wing comedy is dangerous or even funny. The only people who take a genuine risk are conservative speakers because your vicious communist buddies riot at their events, attack attendees and threaten event organisers with death and bomb threats. The joke is that you leftists still think you’re the marginalised champions of the little man when you’re the fascist destroyers of free speech.

[@NBT131313]

@@Valelacerte Where did you even come from? lol

[@watching99134]

@@smithwez1101 naw those are your nuts dried up from roids

[@LiveNiceness14]

Epstein: “To me the devil is a woman my own age.” Hey R. Kelly seconds that.

[@shirleyrombough8173]

All the enemies of the world in one place except for trump. Why isn't he there?

[@minacarlson1137]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@32trixieh]

@@shirleyrombough8173 not yet. Hopefully soon.

[@silvergir89]

This is also true to EVERY pedophile in America (formally registered or otherwise).

[@MsEmoji24]

Why did I hear cage not age ? 😅 Whoops

[@andreat6882]

the look on everyone’s face after adam said “yeah, to me the devil is a woman my own age” LMFAOOOO

[@jeckjeck3119]

Trump: ''Same.''

[@Edu_Kate]

I don't think the audience got it right away.

[@andreat6882]

Kate Hillenbrand i didnt either

[@JosephScott]

@@andreat6882 Sorry lol, what does it mean??

[@Rowdy422]

@@JosephScott If the devil is a woman his own age, what age is an angel for Epstein?

[@jnaiwalker9245]

This is the funniest cold open I've seen in a long time. The satire was sharp and it made the audience uncomfortable! Finally, SNL!

[@up2itru]

Ah, the good old days of SNL ...

[@Tre404]

The only thing that would make an SNL audience uncomfortable would be a conservative viewpoint. The opposite was true here. Where was the "uncomfortable"ness you're talking about?? This was a liberal hatefest.

[@letterspace1letterspace266]

This lends to the classic SNL satire and format of the 80/90's. This is the first cold open in a while that really hits the mark.

[@love_4_life865]

J'nai Walker uncomfortable? More like embarrassment for SNL’s continued attempt to dumb down their political skits.

[@love_4_life865]

up2itru LOL! Not even close! 🙄😂😂. The true SNL NEVER had political narratives bc it was intelligent comedy. You’re not supposed know what a skit or a comedian is leaving out. Comedians are supposed to be smarter than the audience. Yeah, that’s rarely the case now.

[@chatchit2996]

“To me the devil is a woman my own age” was the best line in this script

[@StanvilleBrown]

Yep!

[@manoftruth0935]

Chat Chit definitely an unintentional jab at Hillary Clinton

[@ODoylero0lz]

@@manoftruth0935 yes this being true would explain so much!

[@ddawson100]

That went over my head. If someone could explain that I'd appreciate it!

[@loui7550]

​@@manoftruth0935 Honestly i dont think so. Giving the fact that he was dealing with child prostitution, i think the punchline is giving the fact he liked little girls, his worst nightmare would be a older woman, in this case a woman with the same age as him 🤣🤣

[@nobodycares79]

"All we get down here is Fox News" 😂💣💥💀

[@n.g.591]

They could have added, and porn.

[@Wolfie713]

@@n.g.591 It's hell, not heaven. People in hell would have enjoyed porn.

[@ninatouchdown2500]

And Newsmax and AON.

[@JaYoeNation]

Wow. His McConnell is fantastic! He needs to be much more heartless though.

[@alyseharrell1344]

Heartless, boneless, and boiled

[@ThanhVu-rv2dg]

And Chinless

[@lostpony4885]

The smile was believable.

[@TheLocoUnion]

When he bugged his eyes out - that was pure McConnell!

[@corvusdove874]

It's like playing the Joker. If you do it just that extra bit too well, it will kill you.

[@Leonaza7]

Alan - “Jeffrey Empstein, what are you doing here?” Jeffrey - “Just hanging” 🤣🤣

[@jamesanderson6373]

*Epstein

[@Leonaza7]

Joe Joe Dancer so you have never made a typo? 😒

[@jamesanderson6373]

@@Leonaza7 Nope.

[@Noneofthedays]

Omfg, that was dark.

[@Leonaza7]

Joe Joe Dancer yeah ok.

[@brandon.lewis.]

The eyeball rolls and awkward pause after Adam said "to me, the devil is a woman my own age" 😂

[@njprosigns2864]

well truth hurts..cus he didn't have an adult sex ring.more like awkward i would be disgusted of what that guy and those who followed him,stands for.

[@RashidMBey]

That reaction was half the laughs for me.

[@marcoadan1]

Kate seemed like she was genuinely stoked to be acting with Jon Lovitz. She must be an actual fan.

[@jenniferp1917]

She probably looked to him for inspiration, he's played the devil a number of times

[@aniliname]

"A lot of stuff in Orlando started right here in hell" - as someone from Orlando, I can definitely confirm that hahahaha

[@kimmmmeee]

I'm sure the Devil designed I Drive.

[@Rsmith420]

Lmao same. They don't call it Die-4 for nothing!

[@seanoconnell7307]

That was the only good part of the video. Lol

[@nonyabizness.original]

"all we get down here is fox news". 🤣

[@cats1970]

TrueDepth ahh some sweet Devil’s work

[@aintplayinAround]

Kate McKinnon is a beast and this one of the most savage openings I’ve seen in a while.

[@carolyntalbot947]

💯💯💯She's literally THE BEAST in this one. Lol.

[@ELmayberry]

agreed

[@leslierae6416]

Oh man this made me LITERALLY jump with joy. I’m flabbergasted at how HARRRRRD this sketch went! I bow to the creators of this sketch!

[@pugilemoltobene3708]

Why are far left anarchists always so frumpy...?

[@danielc4071]

Pugile MoltoBene, well that’s kind of rude.

[@danielc4071]

Elias Cardona, Yes but while their portrayal may be unflattering they did not insult Alan’s appearance like Pugile did.

[@darrenringer9811]

@@pugilemoltobene3708 it would be hilarious to see you say stuff like that to people in real life.

[@pugilemoltobene3708]

@@darrenringer9811 I do, it turns physical, I’ve gotten the opportunity to defend my myself several times, love goading ppl into shit - then they get brave and entitled

[@mariaa.5829]

Flo the Progressive Auto Insurance lady is "spot on."

[@dextermorgan4686]

Can anyone explain to me who this Flo girl is? I don't think that I have ever heard of her or seen her.

[@itssofiachill6112]

“To me, the devil is a women my own age”. OMG NO-

[@JeffreyGillespie]

lol so spicy

[@kamuelalee]

so true

[@treycallerman6514]

I'm kinda surprised they went there. But I love it lmao

[@rudy1999]

Ain't no truer statement =]]

[@DavidWalker829]

I mean, where's the lie?

[@XHobbiesPrime]

SNL is giving 0 f*cks right now. This was savage.

[@mollyhobiteme4984]

@Xombiticus Gkaf Kudos to SNL, because those GOP p@ssies refuse to see and call him out on his corrupt, disgraceful, lawless behavior even when it smacks them in their faces.

[@tonym.villacruzvillacruz5728]

Because the truth might be just a little too deceiving for Republicans, right? Truedepth?

[@LiveLXStudios]

@TrueDepth Gotta love when faced with facts, Trump supporters' only response is to scream "fake"

[@independent9310]

Yea, it’s especially funny that they’re going to have another 4 years of material after trumps re-election🤗

[@c.j.3184]

@TrueDepth It's honestly pathetic how many people get their news from SNL or Comedy Central lol. All you have to do is watch the (admittedly unbearably dull) House impeachment proceedings to see what a farce this all is. The minority in the House was totally shafted, but somehow it's the Senate that is blocking evidence and witnesses lol. Even though it's a sham impeachment, I hope the Senate doesn't throw it out. Let it go to trial just to put these imbeciles into a cognitive dissonance frenzy.

[@B2020-w8n]

omfg "just hangin" 😂😂😂 I've had a terrible week. This is the first time I've genuinely smiled in days. Thanks SNL

[@imperialdragon4203]

Aww, I hope this week is awesome for you. Smooth going at work, find extra money, love life on fleek and good laughs with family & friends! We gotta uplift each other out here.

[@B2020-w8n]

@@imperialdragon4203 thank you!

[@1pt21jigawatt]

"Just hangin". Didn't need the oooh's, that's funny.

[@KonaMark1]

“Yeah, I invented them”...Best podcast reference ever.

[@krislyons2793]

I died when Mitch McConnell tried to smile lmao. And the reaction is priceless

[@seanmiller6357]

"I don't endorse evil, I just help millions of people share it!"One sentence managed to encapsulate the entirety of Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg.

[@rik0366]

The democratic party is indeed evil.

[@sideboob4276]

Ignore the obvious troll.☝

[@hadid1092]

Sean Miller Censor all who disagree with me!

[@eddiehartsfield9012]

@@rik0366 Boris says what?

[@lordbyron6293]

@@rik0366 Lame.

[@bellanasable]

“To me the devil is a woman in my own age “ 😂

[@titsmcgeeyolanda3755]

Blahaha

[@DonPendleton]

This was brilliant. So many digs, so much accuracy.

[@HailG3]

All the Epstein jokes were straight fire

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Hey hey now!

[@tehutibrim594]

Just hanging

[@parkerxjr]

tHE dEVIL looks like a woman my age ......lol

[@turdferguson8928]

HELLfire, even

[@cats1970]

Eeeyy

[@thedigitaldignitary]

That Mitch McConnell was so damn spot on, I would have thought he made a guest appearance... 💀😭💀

[@bjornsantens9030]

True that

[@HomoVastans]

You need glasses.

[@thedigitaldignitary]

@@HomoVastans it's a joke, you need a funny bone 🦴

[@HomoVastans]

@@thedigitaldignitary I have seen some excellent stuff on SNL. McConnell impression stinks. Dershowitz is even worse. The guy that does Bernie is awesome. McKinnon is usually very good.

[@michaelpaul2CMTB]

@@HomoVastans Who asked you dumbass! Lol!!

[@debrabolton9372]

This was hilarious. Adam Driver was scathing as Jeffrey Epstein. Jon Lovitz is always terrific.

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Beck is slowly becoming Mitch McConnell. He’s almost all the way him.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Except, y'know, with style and a heart.

[@hydrocarbon82]

Except for the whole having a soul thing.

[@husbandmanmediator9406]

Lol 😂😁

[@BB-rt9nc]

Of course they have Lovitz play that jew Dershowitz

[@gwenreader6631]

Except the Biceps were way to nice for McConnell.

[@rachel-hh8dy]

Ok this sketch was brilliant but why is nobody talking about how scarily attractive Kate is as the devil?

[@princessangel821]

Lily Zynn Still trying to recover, it was too much 😍🤪

[@sonnybrown4723]

The way she wiggled at the end was to die for!!!

[@Sammysan123]

Wait, are you saying she's...... hot? (ba dun tish!)

[@imperfekt7905]

We are now. I'm a hetero guy and I know she plays for the other team, but damn!

[@chocalatebearcub2485]

This was the comment I was searching for. Thanks

[@amirahdaher5296]

Absolutely brilliant , whoever wrote this deserves tenure

[@femqwho637]

Ohhhhh trust and believe... they're gonna get fire tenure

[@paulasmithpeter780]

Tenure....spoken like exactly a socialist.

[@dannymullen6982]

whoever wrote this should be fired and charged this is horrible

[@healtc5069]

Agreed.

[@Cathyblj]

benedetto palermo Spoken exactly as a fascist

[@FlorinC1984]

Geez, Kate is gorgeous even with horns. And damn talented, too! (pun intended).

[@Meyersci]

"I used to let Nobodies into Hell. Now it's all influencers."

[@justsaying3729]

Hopefully Trump will be joining you next.

[@canaisyoung3601]

But influencers are still nobodies in the grand scheme of things.

[@rodneyboehner3007]

Since when is Alan Dershowitz gay and so Jewy? Pretty offensive stuff, bordering on being very anti-Semitic.

[@shr9662]

Rodney Boehner explain

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

Derschowitz has always been a stereotypical New York Jew. He uses it as a part of his persona. It works for him.

[@winx123rocks]

adam and eve sponsorship mention was on point

[@bonniegeppert3912]

dúlamán so true. One of the writers must watch KZbin!

[@justincoleman3805]

Bonnie, it’s a popular podcast advertiser. That’s why it was mentioned during the podcast. I’m sure a lot of writers listen to podcasts. Not sure why they’re portrayed as evil though.

[@irmariecervera9548]

Love this cold opening. It was weird, wrong and juicy. Hell of a skit!

[@EdiCallier]

Ha. "Hell" of a skit. I see what you did there.

[@robbiefoxohyes]

5:13 Love the audiences' reaction to seeing Adam Driver walk on, followed near immediately by the realization he's playing Epstein.

[@erikkillmonger5624]

"Just hangin'" The Epstein jokes were killer.

[@jamescoole]

Loved how much Adam was enjoying himself laying down some dark one liners.

[@user-iu3ii8sq6t]

dude adam was a better villain here than in The Last Jedi XD

[@ShinRyojin]

Dershowitz: Jeffery! What are you doing here? Epstein: I’m just hanging. BRUTALITY!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@genieglasslamp5028]

More like FATALITY!!!!☠☠

[@Chuy23199]

“Jeffery Epstein, what you doing?” “Just hanging” 😂😂🤣🤣

[@JB-pu8ik]

Too soon? Or not soon enough?

[@bettyframe8044]

“I wrote Baby Shark...” I KNEW IT!!! 🤣

[@NCsupercade]

This skit is ridiculous. Alan Dershowitz doesn't have a heart.

[@rochellee.pigman6495]

Best reply😂

[@gregfaber3417]

@Jodie Banks that's the best you can come up with? 🤣

[@rekcusdoo]

"Because I was murdered." "I know...trust me...I know." Nice.

[@akiramakara2062]

We just not gonna talk about how hot (no pun intended) Kate looks in the Devil costume, or..?

[@evabailey3860]

I will talk about it: YASS QUEEN MS. MCKINNON YOU ARE sMeXy!!!

[@tarajh]

Right?! This is the hottest Kate has ever looked - and that's saying something because she is perfection.

[@rekk1215]

*bi panic*

[@scarlett8679]

I was JUST thinking that

[@silvergir89]

But as Flanders puts it, 'It's always the one you least suspect.'

[@patfrompeoria7976]

Beck looks like he's hurting himself to play McConnell.

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

Trying to get the multi chin right. He has about 4-5. A turdle I say.

[@0921AV]

CM Drunk I think he’s killing it. Last night 02/01/20 he played it even better!

[@kn9ioutom]

How much Putin money did Moscow Mitch receive ??

[@DarlingNikki2]

Well, to be fair, McConnell looks like he's hurting himself by being himself LOL!

[@ElvenChaos]

Too bad he couldn't pull off the lazy hillbilly cross-eye thing Moscow Mitch has going on, too.

[@chrisfloyd77]

"The Menendez brothers, the ones that got away" is an amazing line.

[@andrew_owens7680]

OMG, Jon Lovitz is breaking character, flubbing his lines and not doing a Dershowitz imitation, and still I can't stop laughing.

[@paulzammataro7185]

❤️ Lovitch... LMAO

[@parkerxjr]

Dershowitz lying all over TV this week...... fact is stranger than fiction.

[@TheWorld_2099]

The writing is brilliant of course, I love John Lovitz, but he was a little flat here...

[@TheWorld_2099]

Fig Newton - that’s cool... Yeah, I totally love him, no issue there...

[@melissasaint3283]

Jon Lovitz is funny no matter *what* he does. He's fabulous

[@karenkaren3189]

“ you have a podcast?” “ yeah, I invented them.” 😂

[@kevinkemble3718]

Karen Katz ; that was priceless!!! Humans have officially become the generation of 50/50/50 Plan 50hrs/50wks/50 years working as sheeple for another man’s dreams after dropping their child off at kiddy jail daycare, ...then race in traffic with an average car payment of $523.00 for 68 months. A mortgage (meaning death grip for life) zero planning for future provision, steeped in the culture war of entitlement & dependency VS. opportunity & free enterprise. It’s not a pretty picture all amplified by social media addiction to likes, farcebook, twittledee, insta-grim, grown men wiping face paint & pouring funny down their necks. Ben Franklin stated most men die on the inside by 25yrs of age, waiting to die on the outside by 65, to 80 so both can be buried together. Warren Buffet hammers swag if you’re not making money while you’re sleeping you will work until you die. 90% of Americans control 10% of the income, and the other 10% control 90% of the income. It’s set in stone. You were warned... didn’t get the email because K-12 & higher education will never teach other than get a good education, get into debt and use that job hunting license to piddle around the marketplace hoping to land a job most are sick of 6mo later knowing ...THIS IS IT? Hopefully you might earn time and resources, and not yammering here about a job.. I’m suggesting earn time & resources from elite and prestigious citizens who take the road less travel to discover financial independence and offered a chance to get on that path if your ready to re-wire your brain. #mindset #definitepurpose As I rant on...why not this It always reminds me of the story about the woman who approached Picasso in a restaurant, asked him to scribble something on a napkin, and said she would be happy to pay whatever he felt it was worth. Picasso complied and then said, “That will be $10,000.” “But you did that in thirty seconds,” the astonished woman replied. “No,” Picasso said. “It has taken me forty years to do that.” In other words what takes seconds, hours, days, years now.... took 2-5yrs for some 30-40 for others to do with a simple handshake.

[@JohnVKaravitis]

@@kevinkemble3718 tl;dr Yuo=pathetic child

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@kevinkemble3718 Cool story. Did you also know that 78% of methamphetamine users become hopelessly addicted and never fully recover? That's right, even the ones who use it to hack the Capitalist system. Careful, son.

[@carolyntalbot947]

Best line of the skit 🙌

[@yourewack7043]

Kevin Kemble shut the fuck up boomer

[@frankie1012]

Kate is the funniest female SNL cast member the show has ever had. I hope she never leaves!

[@emilysmith2965]

Or you could just say she’s funny and not put her down by implying that women will never be as funny as men. K thanks.

[@thecharchive1020]

Maybe they think the funniest snl cast member of all is a man. Not necessarily sexist.

[@frankie1012]

@@emilysmith2965 I’m a woman so...

[@mitchellbaron9090]

This comment reads like a gut-punch now ...

[@NotlongOfficial]

​@@emilysmith2965men = funnier just facts💀

[@melissajohnson3705]

That is the best McConnell impression I've ever seen!

[@twomix1822]

“Zuckerberg: I don’t endorse evil, I simply help millions of people share it.” That cracks me up and it’s true.

[@johnsondinkleberry1797]

Right? It's ridiculous that there's a platform that allows for free speech which is covered under the first amendment of the Constitution. That's why Twitter is better imo.

[@ryleekirsten5697]

even for me that's haunting 😔

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@johnsondinkleberry1797 Nazis, KKK, and racist deserve no rights.

[@scottash351]

Yeah, bringing in Zuckerberg was brilliant! Cus if he hadn't made his deal with the devil we surely wouldn't have the orangutang in chief.

[@oppie2363]

@@johnsondinkleberry1797 The Constitution has very little to say about what private businesses allow to happen on their platforms, actually. If you're going to pretend to care about the Constitution, you might try reading it first. I know fake patriotism is all the rage these days, but it makes you look about as dumb as the kids eating tide pods.

[@johnedward3404]

ALL WE GET DOWN HERE IS FOX NEWS. EFFING PERFECT

[@amenlion88]

Whoever wrote this skit should get a pay raise. This was funny and thoughtful 😂

[@MsBettyRubble]

I bet Mulaney played a part. He's savage.

[@Kristine_202]

@@MsBettyRubble He's Mr. Peanut!!! I would know that voice anywhere.

[@keionchase2144]

The GOP don't need a pay RAISE. The LAST 3 1/2 YEARS HAVE BEEN.THE EASIEST FOR SNL WRITERS

[@juleahbrewer4028]

Is that Adam Driver as Epstein?

[@duracollins]

@@keionchase2144 no doubt!

[@Alcoda777]

"The devil is a woman my own age" MY GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD

[@jj7958]

savage

[@denimlether5812]

You're not 2000 years old.

[@CarlyHarveyMusic]

Rolling fro that one!

[@belmy0836]

My jaw dropped

[@Leonaza7]

Alan - “Are you in hell too Mitch?” Mitch - “I just come down and use it as a sauna” 😂🤣😝😜

[@Baxxter101]

If there is ever any question about Adam Driver's top-level acting abilities, let them witness the glory of 5:26

[@chrisarcher1146]

Most of the openings of SNL for the trump presidency have written themselves, in that they were just satirizing real world events. This actually took real events and built a narrative off of them. At a certain point the latter becomes preferable to the former. I can only laugh about real doom and gloom so many times before it just becomes depressing. More please.

[@katherinecruz9250]

Chris Archer word

[@JessStone-hl8ed]

Yeah, can't stand the excellent economy.

[@PC-wp9tj]

An SNL skit had to take place in hell before it was properly satirical for us again.

[@JessStone-hl8ed]

@@Ursopacos Look at the date for my comment,, please. Two months ago we had an excellent economy. The virus hit & has demolished every countries economy. Are you happy now?

[@lenkacfk7155]

The Brett Kavanaugh hearing with Matt Damon was the GOAT!

[@llabronco]

Mitch McConnell’s smile will haunt me for the rest of my life.

[@sarosch]

Alex Shine. yeah, his smile was like the Pillsbury Dough Boy or Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man!

[@MajorHenryL.]

Pelosi’s terrifies me

[@katem.8816]

Oh my God McConnel was hysterical. Captured the creep factor, too, of his.

[@drmrsthemonarch9727]

He looks like Mason Verger.

[@dellcinebrown1172]

Your right about that 😂😂😂🥺

[@deborahcornell171]

I'm a Kentuckian & I'm thrilled to see Mitch McConnell skewered like this. He deserves it, and more. Now they need to throw Rand Paul into the mix in an upcoming sketch.

[@kelsey299]

I hate Mitch McConnell so much I love when they make fun of him from one Kentuckian to another

[@Edu_Kate]

Amy McGrath will defeat Moscow Mitch, right? The country is counting on Kentucky.

[@kl-1447]

Whoop, I agree! He sucks and honestly everytime they make fun of him I literally cry laughing

[@deborahcornell171]

@@kelsey299 We're in the same boat but paddling hard to keep going. :/

[@deborahcornell171]

@@Edu_Kate I'm certainly going to vote for her. I & many others have voted against Moscow Mitch before but maybe this time there will be enough of us to succeed.

[@captainwafflez3630]

"Oh my god-- sorry, oh my gosh!" Don't know if that was intended or not but it was still funny as hell

[@acistaro]

I had to watch it a second time to catch the fact that she starts out saying "Oh my God" and then apologizes and corrects herself to say "oh my gosh".

[@peppaenergy9164]

Can we talk about Adam Driver absolutely KILLED this sketch

[@justlooking3649]

Estee Peterson he killed in every sketch...this was a good episode...all the sketches I’ve seen so far were funny...and I haven’t seen weekend update yet...

[@Peter-976]

Even though Jon Lovitz does not look like Dershowitz, his portrayal of him being full of himself is spot on.

[@doratiscareno5856]

ASS HOLE

[@keionchase2144]

@@doratiscareno5856 Dershowitz is a GOP ASSHOLE

[@FreakieFan]

He looks a bit like Dershowitz!

[@randymagnum143]

@@keionchase2144 boy, you don't know your history, do you?

[@jtact5487]

Looks more like Ken Starr

[@earthmamma85]

Kate as the devil...holy shit! The suit, the hair, even the freaking horns... got me blushing.

[@jessecandiver3391]

I love how Epstein's first words are "Hey did someone say Disneyworld?" haha

[@dhaliadestrange]

omfg

[@DoggoStudio]

That flew over me LOL

[@Shqipegrl]

Damn it, I missed that!

[@FunkyMonk_96]

Omg I didn’t notice that at first 😂

[@Only1Science]

Soooooo many shots fired! No one was ready! Good job SNL! This is how you disrupt the norm.

[@__Andrew]

So glad to see Jon on, love that guy and iv been hoping for a while for him to bring back his Pathological Liar character with this administration. So many people he could play....

[@NJGuy1973]

Yeah, that's the ticket!

[@richardcutts196]

We already have Trump, we don't need another pathological liar.

[@tomasinacovell4293]

I liked that character too, memorable. But he's a right-wing objectivist IRL, and he had to have voted to elect Drumpf, he should never be allowed on TV on movies etc.

[@stevemurray5606]

Somehow I missed this skit. Outstanding in every way!! Always great to see Jon Lovitz!

[@Dodgers-sw2uk]

High bot

[@itsnerdo]

I love that Adam can now add “Jeffrey Epstein” to his acting portfolio

[@VOlDTALES]

@aljanat5 what the fuck

[@OldManLuffy]

@aljanat5 you and callmecatalyst need to lay off the god damn meth crack ecstacy mdma PCP opiods heroin shrooms acid cocaine adderall and etc.

[@OldManLuffy]

@callmecatalyst yeah I hate it when the dead come to life and start killing "alive" people. Also how bored do you have to be to type that long of a comment on a scale from 1-100?

[@ErichLRuehs]

Ironically, it was Bill & Hillary that hung out with Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, Bill was on Epstein's private plane over 20 times

[@Dora_M_]

I love how he became a meme for laughing at Gervais's speech and now he got to play Epstein. Brilliant.

[@susanemhof2759]

Cecily Strong sounds exactly like Susan Collins! Well done SNL.

[@OGitGirlJess]

“I used to let nobodies in to hell but now it’s all influencers.” 😩😩😩

[@eschwarz1003]

McConnell going down to hell to use the sauna, make friends and get advice is genius and actually checks out.

[@TECHN0]

Susan Collins & Moscow Mitch impression is spot on!

[@PST_Dreams]

Kate McKinnon is awesome as the devil! She's so damn talented. SN: Her eye makeup was flawless and her hair was amazing too!

[@jrasicmark1]

With her hair like that, I thought she was Pink at first.

[@payrocoin]

Did you notice her camel toe boots?! 😁

[@princessleyla]

She looks gorgeous 😍

[@x3dfritz0]

God SNL is just KILLIN it lately, they arent holding back at all, those Epstein jokes were straight SAVAGE

[@jj7958]

the material rights itself. haha

[@IAmSuzyQ]

@@jj7958 That's exactly what I was going to say! SNL skits write themselves these days, for sure. I know our Republican Senators don't have the integrity to do what's right, but Trump should be convicted and removed from office.

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3rRY6Sjiq6LZs0 Dam straight I wish I could beat their parody skit

[@showtime1235]

Suzy Q can you explain what he did wrong that should have him taken out of office Because no evidence had been brought forward so if you have some knowledge that no one else in the world has that’s pretty important

[@MrJamberee]

You thought this was funny? It was stupid. You, too.

[@TheGreatConstantini]

This was so scarily good! You can’t get better, edgy writing period. And Mitch trying to smile was pure genius

[@comets520]

“oh... my god- sorry oh my gosh” -the devil😂😂

[@Doesitstop]

"The smile on Mitch McConnell's face is thanks enough" OMG! That smile/face...🤣

[@acistaro]

But the reaction to the smile by Jon Lovitz is pure comedy gold.

[@mk1st]

Lorne to the writers: lets see if you can break the record for the most celebs burned in a single sketch.

[@a.k.4085]

Exactly

Mark Furst ……………….and in hell, no less.

[@Sgtvalentini]

Be nicer if they could help us forget this garbage for 5 secs, just more terrorists to kill

[@crawfordpierson]

ok, boomer

[@CorbCorbin]

Crawford Pierson Which comment is the boomer? Or, are they all boomers? 🤣

[@catyjones3791]

This was very insensitive. .....Mr.Peanut died too soon

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Could we please observe a moment of anaphylactic silence for our dear, departed Mr. P.?

[@ronaldmharrison7137]

Truth.

[@MsJaiMae]

"You ended up in hell?" "Well, I took out a lot of first graders with peanut allergies. 😂😂💀💀

[@mattlohr]

All that was missing was Epstein saying he's taken out a lot of first graders, too.

[@blipmachine]

SNL keeping it real and exposing Susan Collin’s fake outrage 👏 👏👏

[@blipmachine]

Trump: I can shoot someone on 5th avenue and nothing will happen. Susan Collins: 👀 Trump: **mocks person with disability** Susan Collins: 👀 Trump: **mocks 16yo kid** Susan Collins: 👀 Trump: **implies widow's husband might be in hell** Susan Collins: 👀 Schiff: CBS reported that senators have been told if they oppose Trump, their heads will be on a pike. I hope it's not true. Susan Collins: 😳😱😠🤬🤯

[@kirkhutchins4989]

As a Mainer I'm glad to that everyone sees her as much as a fake as we do! She should have been down there talking to Satan!

[@crzylkfx]

Just Susan Collins? I've yet to see a politician that isn't guilty of that

[@roberthenleynola]

She really is terrible. She talks a good game, then caves EVERY time. My only regret is that I don't live in Maine ... if I did, I would vote for WHOEVER runs against her.

[@kirkhutchins4989]

@@crzylkfx that's true!

[@randomrebecka6778]

oh my God I laughed so hard that's a good Mitch McConnell just the way he's doing his chin and face expression LOL

[@denimlether5812]

Impression. But that's okay, your name rhymes with nothing.

[@JB-sc6op]

The smile killed me

[@mtseevid]

@@denimlether5812 and yours rhymes with bumpkin.

[@denimlether5812]

@@mtseevid I'm not familiar with that word. But I bet I know why you are. :)

[@mtseevid]

@@denimlether5812 you're familiar with it alright

[@maximilianlorentz3288]

This un-ironically might be the most fire SNL sketch I’ve ever seen

[@DrStratComm]

Give the writers of this sketch an IMMEDIATE raise. Do it. Do it now.

[@The_Conqueeftador]

Aww. So you agree with their interpretation of a man that voted for Hillary.

[@hazelhue1103]

@@The_Conqueeftador But you'll vote for a man who was accused 23 times of sexual assault? Btw, why do Trump supporters always go back to Hillary when things go south? They're both shitty people. Please explain.

[@chrisleyleonlewisiii9644]

Did you say do it now in an Arnold in your head like I did lmao yes give them a raise

[@The_Conqueeftador]

@@hazelhue1103 Well this skit was an attack on a long time Democrat who went off the reservation for what he believes was his constitutional duty. I brought up Hillary because the man himself brought it up when making his case and I was just highlighting his own point and his bipartisan beliefs....However you seemed to have exposed yourself as someone who gets their political news from SNL. You would know what I was refering to if you bothered to watch the full senate hearings instead of just SNL skits. So...the whole bring up Hillary and Trump thing had nothing to do with my comment. I think that is a perfect indicator of your own bias and lack of political knowledge. P.S. I wish I could read your past comment history on Trump Russia collusion. I bet it would be amusing.

[@hazelhue1103]

@@The_Conqueeftador I will admit that I misunderstood what you had commented before. However, that's only because I have read many others that repeatedly bring up Hillary as a ways to back Trump on his policies. Not bias, just fact. P.S. I did watch the Senate hearing. It was a shit show. I find it 𝘢𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 that you think I didn't after reading one comment. Did you read the Mueller Report as well?

[@emilyhayes4769]

"the devil to me is a woman my own age.... AILRIGHT WE GOTTA SKEDADLE" i can't

[@Voicecrack6539]

And then he just smiles

[@InnerRise]

He was cute

[@TheSeantuuw3]

Who he's talking about?

[@BoGardiner]

I don't follow celebs, can you explain?

[@TheEmilySharp]

Precious!

[@robfuzz]

“No I just come down here to use the sauna...” Best.Line.Ever.

[@Tommyoda]

#BestLineEver 😂👍🏼

[@martinmcnicholas5000]

Lol

[@geraldstephens6612]

Ms Kate is having a devil of a good time here.

[@adamnaameeazim6365]

My favorite part was the uncomfortable laughter after every one of Adam's Epstein jokes, and the smile on his face, knowing both how uncomfortable the audience feels laughing at it while also thinking it's hilarious

[@Rowdy422]

He's a former marine. There is nothing he hasn't joked and laughed about before. Gotta have a sense of humor.

[@conradkorbol]

Rowdy422 I think he was reserve tho. Form what I read he got discharged for his leg injury and never actually saw combat.

[@BopaBola]

@@conradkorbol he was a corporal, and did see combat.

[@amandasaint8513]

@@BopaBola He was medically discharged as a Lance Corporal (E-3), not a Corporal (E-4), for breaking his sternum mountain biking BEFORE his platoon was deployed.

[@conradkorbol]

Bopa Bola www.google.com/amp/s/www.military.com/veteran-jobs/career-advice/military-transition/famous-veteran-adam-driver.html/amp the military itself say he didn’t. So you are wrong.