Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

Harry Styles uses his first SNL monologue to remind everyone just how serious of a musician he is.
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[@ashutoshpokhrel8017]

*Those of you who don't know...Ringo was the first member of The Beatles who left*

[@lay2temp671]

Wow. That makes so much sense. Thanks for that educational education.

[@aubreyking9392]

That explains so much and is a physical pain to my ears/eyes. *cries*

[@nickpalmer2274]

That’s not true. Ringo and for that matter all of them left and came back, but it was actually John that officially Broke the band up :)

[@aubreyking9392]

@@nickpalmer2274 haha, thanks for letting me know! My dad HATES the Beatles so I never knew! haha

[@alexroberts5362]

Aubrey King why he got a problem with the Beatles?

[@elisesegers42]

“it would be nice if the were here,, they’re not though” his face “orrrrr isssss ittttt”

[@brookearcher856]

Orr is iiiiiit?😂😂😂😂 Best inside joke ever

[@avasavage7444]

*gets the handcuffs*

[@isabelking5184]

THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!

[@koi1091]

SuperSoccerSassQueen The First or is it...

[@isabelking5184]

@@koi1091 oF cOuRse iT iS!

[@bellabrancato7]

zayn when he hears that harry called him ringo: 👁👄👁

[@MohammadAli-gl5gx]

Zayn doesn't give a shit lol

[@annahitarathi1923]

@@MohammadAli-gl5gx he might a little

[@jiyamaheshwary4622]

Why did he call him Ringo? What does it mean?

[@annahitarathi1923]

@@jiyamaheshwary4622 ringo was a member of beatles. He left like zayn did

[@jiyamaheshwary4622]

@@annahitarathi1923 thnx👍

[@NatalieMarie917]

“Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine. They don’t. That’s why the show’s not good anymore” 😂😂😂

[@drishtijoshi9641]

Except TONIGHTTTTT

[@julierypanova1155]

EXCEPT TONIGHT!

[@addisynmurphy]

Thanks I didnt see that in the vid😑

[@user-us4tt7vy7p]

“how crazy would it be if they were here tonight?” “well...they’re not here” me: *cries in a cool way*

[@Sam-du7cm]

qolariod me: cries in an uncool way

[@flaviah1]

@Nenethegreat W if you're a true directioner you should understand😂

[@keila2059]

@Nenethegreat W if youre not a directioner you wouldnt understand

[@mel_055]

Nenethegreat W this is classic directionor language! Get with it man!

[@blissy_angel5519]

"Wouldn't be crazy if they were though?" "They're not." me: *also cries in a cool way*

[@coffeetea8577]

"Niall, Liam, Louis and...Ringo. That's it" That sarcasm was so exceedingly English, I nearly choked on my tea

[@mel_055]

Coffee Tea 😂😂😂

[@kertrinaholt7306]

Ringo got mad😂

[@lottielonelyy2428]

Hahaha

[@kacymalik9519]

The fact that i read that along with harry without realizing

[@moonlight.z6543]

The inside joke of choking on your tea YOU'RE A GENIUS

[@wolfie5698]

Liam: "I'm still in One Direction" Harry: "I was in a band called One Direction" Me: *crying in definitely not a cool way*

[@janasokolovic2496]

same

[@shreyankipaul4750]

He said he is in a Man band.

[@simplylily1DXX]

Also Liam: “I used to be in 1D, now I’m out free.” 🥲🥲

[@unknownuser-ke8pr]

@@simplylily1DXX i mean i feel like soon enough harry would end up leaving and so would liam. I mean.. harry even said he wanted a solo career while in 1d but he wasnt too harsh on the thought until hiatus and he wanted to stay that way i assume.

[@addieobrien2724]

maybe we got lost in translation...

[@selahnelson]

“They’re not” 2:20 that face screamed “orrr are theyyy”

[@annabethbreece673]

orrrr is itttt

[@beijoflor]

"I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes" why did that hurt a little

[@ThingsILikke]

He was talking about cloning centers

[@ilkim2203]

Only line I did not laugh

[@julietam2595]

@@ilkim2203 what? can u explain whats wrong w it?

[@ilkim2203]

Julee M, Simon Cowell really raised them in test tubes, if you look at their interviews after they decided to have a break you can see how bad they are feeling for those years and how under pressure they were. And if you look carefully to those years, you’ll see how tied down they were. For just a simple example their clothes were just one of the things they were under pressure. Shortly all they wanted was just freedom.

[@ilkim2203]

lololee24 Then you’re saying that Harry had a worry about people liking him or not. I don’t think so. You can be right about Zayn was more headstrong but I can’t say Harry wasn’t. Zayn was different from him, Harry is not like him in anyways but he can be that headstrong as him. He just wouldn’t. And you are not right about Harry and his ex-girlfriends or girlfriends I think. Do you really believe he dated with all of these girls? The girls that media said he dated? I don’t think so. I don’t want to be that person like “They were all fake, he had never date them.”. But what can I say, the situation was really this. He said himself that he didn’t date with all. Media made people believe in all of these fake things, all of these fake news. I can surely say Harry or the other boys, all of them were under pressure. You think this, I respect you but I can’t deny you are not right.

[@jakegreen9728]

He looks like he’s two drinks away from turning into Johnny Depp

[@notimpressd]

This comment is so underrated lmafoaoaoaoaoa 💀💀

[@lay2temp671]

Lollllllll

[@sherryflavour3791]

YESS EXACTLY

[@maximyles]

They’re acc very similar

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

😂

[@cellostrings565]

Most of the male guests: black suits Harry: hold my rings

[@scrambledeggs419]

He's wearing everything but the color black

[@sunashini7489]

He looks elegant in a lot of colours 😍

[@gloria2836]

"hold my ringos"

[@kristinschad1389]

"Harry, Liam, Louis, Zach..." "It's Ringo" "Whatever you say big guy" "ZEBRA?! WHERE?"

[@rursack1765]

“I was in a band called One Direction” Me : *”no FOOKING way”*

[@whyyiseverynametaken]

Loueh? That you??

[@-andrea-597]

no FOOKING AVOCADOS way!!!

[@thesri.k]

Rachel Surveski Louis is that you

[@Nikhil-jg8bo]

Tommo way

[@brendanavarrovaladez6438]

rEaLlYY??

[@humayrabegum1998]

This entire monologue is him attacking the fandom and I respect it

[@teamfreewill2.078]

Exactly and I can't even be mad

[@jewelmoore4352]

Right

[@littlemisskitkat]

TeamFreeWill 2.0 I can’t either. It’s too funny

[@faithdiaz01]

Me 2

[@khalifla5990]

These kind of comments deserve likes.. not people just literally typing down what he said...

[@corinneeagles]

Me: „Harry don’t be so mean to zayn!“ Also Me: *laughing my ass out every time when he says Ringo*

[@itsthelarrythingforme5164]

He wasn't being mean😂it was quite funny actually

[@jeanbanks7301]

It was a joke.😎

[@fitpath101]

But I really wanna know why he calls Zayn ringo?!

[@bronnyz0z0]

@@fitpath101 Ringo is first one to leave Beatles and Zayn is first one to leave one direction so it is kinda reference

[@ellaeisenberg7428]

@@bronnyz0z0 for real? haha thanks for this info now the joke is even funnier😅♥

[@cinmongirlss]

When he said “so much history” I FELT THAT 😭😭😭

[@unknownuser-ke8pr]

"i love those guys their like my brothers"

[@mygolddfishisdead5898]

@@unknownuser-ke8pr well, it got a bit strange when he also referred to louis as his brother🤠

[@mygolddfishisdead5898]

@@unknownuser-ke8pr Louis be like “brothers? huh?”

[@unknownuser-ke8pr]

@@mygolddfishisdead5898 welllll personally Im not a larrie/Larry. I believe whatever happens, happens. If they get to together then good for them, if they never do then also good for them. I support whatever at this point.

[@gloria2836]

-a whole lotta history

[@jennatsimpson]

this is the fastest harry's talked his whole life

[@clairekeenan6996]

Yes

[@treciaxjones9092]

literally

[@maddyolivia6902]

Pagaha

[@zephyr4648]

Other than Marcel❤️

[@jolanda1082]

LITERALLY

[@jjochh]

“How crazy would it be if they were here to night” “Well, they’re not..” Me: *laughs in pain*

[@camoarrow1018]

Yep. so funny. Hahaha... 😔🤐

[@hearts_ease]

@@camoarrow1018 same i miss Ringo 😞

[@em0shorty]

but what if they were tho

[@orionblakemore8546]

Laughs in liam**

[@laslocurasdemichelle3407]

😂😂 j wish imagine

[@isabella2513]

Harry’s and Taylor’s monologues were the most iconic.

[@starfox7102]

Trueeeee

[@captainayaaya28]

Best boy and best girl! Seriously they are amazing pop stars and really should collaborate!

[@islagrace9179]

Yes

[@kimayapatel8578]

which taylor?

[@starfox7102]

@@kimayapatel8578 Taylor Swift

[@birgitl.6304]

Harry: trying to be a comedian. Me: crying my eyes out at the 1d part

[@kaylynrose2726]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Not even Ringo: Harry: “just so grateful Simon grew us in those test tubes”

[@kylie8576]

💀

[@kenyasoogegner]

Teaaaa

[@bxjzmin]

Like in gravity falls👁👄👁

[@APerson-dz6bq]

@Brta Jzmin that’s the first thing i thought of when he said that

[@user-wb5tl6dq9g]

"Not even ringo" already killed me💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@Gingerm0nster]

I get why Taylor Swift wrote a whole album about this man now

[@haechanverse]

Imma have to say, thank you taylor swift

[@mar4497]

she only wrote two song about him, but same

[@tarriellemorales5783]

I thought it was more. I Knew You Were Trouble Wildest Dreams Style Out Of The Woods Shake It Off etc.

[@Wish_likeuponastar]

Right???

[@mar4497]

@@tarriellemorales5783 no, only out of the Woods, Style and Come back, be here. I Guess

[@hg82met]

"In Britain we play the piano on the other side of the road."

[@jude1515]

He did really well with his monologue. Very comfortable with the crowd and he was very funny.

[@addysonj]

i love how non fans are like “he talks really slow” meanwhile fans are like “why is he talking so fast” 😭

[@cobrakai-zx5qm]

addyson so true😭😂

[@unhingedstrawberrymilk]

im over here like "bro.. can you talk a bit slower we can understand you" 🤣

[@brooke28e]

addyson best comment 2020

[@brennonsavannah8643]

AHAHAHA FOR REAL LMAOOO

[@rachelburford5991]

Innit!!

[@sarahlandrum3499]

"I was in a band called One Direction. How crazy would it be if they were here tonight? well they're not here. Wouldn't it be crazy if they were though? they're not. I love those guys. They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis....... and Ringo. Yeah that's it."

[@Lol-vm1ee]

poor Z :((

[@anakinskywalker8384]

@@2Delovely Liam always includes Zayn as part of 1D

[@speeeee35]

2Delovely How did Ringo go rogue....? He was in the band until they broke up. All of them except for Paul wanted the band to break up, and then he went on to have a solo career like the others. Literally nothing about his career is going rogue LOL. Pretty sure he meant it as if he couldn’t remember (or refused to say) the fifth members name so he said a Beatle that was probably the least popular one as far as having adoring fans who specifically loved him (though of course he had some) and so was considered the forgotten Beatle or at least when people don’t know the Beatles they sometimes have trouble remembering him and George. Anyway, I think he was literally just making a joke as if he mixed up the names. Sorry kids.

[@rjgomm1852]

Drats Smithsonian oooofff idk what Harry meant by that Zayn/Ringo joke but during the white album Ringo actually did leave the band for awhile and that’s why that album is kinda all over the place. Most of the drums were actually done by McCartney! 😁

[@TwoTwoFourSix]

2Delovely it was John that went “rogue”

[@sirenblxxd]

"I really never spoke to harry" I feel like harry was hurt,he said "ringo" I still remember how much harry cried when zayn said he was leaving the band.. It's sad :(

[@megalenzbyxx8358]

I think beside the fact he's harry styles, his actual talent is very overlooked. You can see here he's one of those entertainers who can do just about anything with so much natural charm and charisma and you're just completely drawn to him. Even in the 1d days, I always knew he had something that just made him srand out from the others (not undermining their talent either just my opinion) and it's rare to find people like this nowadays who are all rounders and not just vocalists. It seems he will have a very long running career.

[@SirEriol]

"Everbody thinks that the cast does a lot of cocaine. They don't. That's why the show isn't good anymore. EXCEPT TONIGHT!!!"

[@dragon_anime_gamer5377]

OMFG I HATE THE FACT THAT I READ THIS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME HE SAID IT

[@arielwinslow6302]

Dragon_Anime _Gamer SAME

[@privatecitizen2086]

I think he should have his own talk show!

[@stphilomena911]

Guess that means he brought his own coke.

[@lindaallen9409]

@@privatecitizen2086 wait awhile...he probably will

[@zoebrooklyn9989]

Why does his hair look so messy but incredibly professional, make it make sense please.

[@VyNguyen-tk5qf]

That’s why it stands before comedy, family and friends 🤣

[@boo_7803]

it’s harry styles, he looks professional and great in everything

[@muktabagom9771]

THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

[@kendyl9220]

his hair on THIS DAY. IS LITERALLY THE REASON I LIVE.

[@mimiboucher5701]

Its the waves

[@sara.sharma]

when he slammed his hand on the piano at 3:26 and his rings made that lil sound, that was so hot i can’t explain it

[@esma2824]

"I love those guys" *cries, but in a cool way"

[@angelacicero62]

THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

[@Haha-ur1pu]

Fr tho

[@clairesshortfilmsxb8178]

This hair is by far my fav harry hair

[@unimportantperson9536]

It’s not underrated by me cause I obsess over it😂

[@anjieeee]

frrr

[@quinnwhite6473]

it’s one of my fav hair styles on him

[@stellswrites7171]

2013: Zack 2019: No, it’s Ringo

[@aysecolak4655]

its like best song ever all over again hahaha

[@karlaohara237]

Just come out and say it; ZAYN 😘

[@ishanigautam8702]

when will he be free

[@tarasutaria5241]

why must you hurt me like that

[@katiewilson2731]

Veronica

[@slayqueen6478]

2:28 is my fav part. I LOVE HEARING HIM SAY LOUIS IDK WHY

[@anika-vj9xx]

28...

[@harrystylesvodka8981]

Jssjdjsis same and it was at 2: 28 friken 28

[@kritipachurkar]

Okay... Why is no one talking about that last part at 4:29 ... He looks such a dork when he's dancing like that 😂♥️♥️

[@alexandravictoria]

I love how he delivers this whole monologue so apathetic and ironic

[@kate804]

Welcome to Northern England. 😁

[@isabellanebs22]

He is literally the most charming man to ever walk the Earth.

[@bacchaebacchae6473]

No he is not

[@hello-fs2sk]

bacchae bacchae yes he is

[@valentinarose9165]

I don't get it

[@davinbyerby1615]

He's fun but that's a stretch a lot of ppl have walked the earth over 1billion in fact The more you know🌈🌈🌈

[@akirahs87]

Raise your standards.

[@SV-nk2we]

His delivery is so on point. How does he stay so serious? I'm dying laughing.

[@umay2471]

No one: Not even a single soul: "Ladies and gentlemen, Haaarrryyyyy..." Me: POTTAAAAAAAH!

[@oliviamitchell7383]

BAHAHA when i read this comment i burst out laughing omg.

[@starfox7102]

Lmhooooo I'm ded

[@PalatablePuddle]

"I used to be in 1D now I'm out free" - Liam Payne 2017 "I'm not in a boy-band anymore. I'm in a man band now." - Harry Styles 2019

[@madelinezeta5935]

PalatablePuddle when did Liam say that

[@crinabelecciu3557]

in the lyrics of "Strip that down" yesterday I read about it lol

[@everythingevelyn3159]

One direction is going to be known as a man band now

[@annabethbreece673]

@@everythingevelyn3159 no i love one direction but the whole man band is a wdw thing

[@everythingevelyn3159]

@@annabethbreece673 no there’s a clip in an interview back around fetus 1D days where Harry said in 10 years they would have to be called a man band as they wouldn’t be boys anymore

[@rosy4646]

“and just like all my serious relationships, were all gonna spend one incredible night together” 😂😂😂

[@kaliaphilabaum3797]

"Then never see each other again"

[@kaliaphilabaum3797]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@ashleewoods9205]

That took me out 😭💀

[@Mrlz96]

Epic haha

[@itsme-lv7jo]

Lmao

[@The_mytuber]

4:05 he messed up the wink!😂

[@selahnelson]

1:25 “we aRe seRiouS ArTeSts!”

[@kateswain7325]

harry: "im not in a boyband anymore" me: cries in one addition

[@sammyceedee]

YEAH ONE SUBTRACTION

[@lucymastri5811]

@@sammyceedee I WAS ABT TO REPLY THAT HAHAHA

[@tiffany-ky2fq]

Cries in hiatus😭😭

[@khushi4750]

😭

[@nikitachoudhary6411]

he is in a manband now..🥺💚

[@jocelyntarango3054]

“It’s so great Simon grew us in those test tubes”

[@abby8676]

THAT LINE WAS SO FUNNY I'm so surprised people aren't talking about it

[@fatimaadreeta]

That joke had me dying 😂😂

[@selinselliinn6681]

i cried when i heard that

[@toobad9295]

isn’t that lowkey shade though? cuz it indicates simon dictating their every move as zayn has adressed before

[@aniokay]

Salty. Nice one

[@sineadjordan6426]

He is literally the most charismatic man alive

[@riaagrawal3480]

why is nobody talking about the cute dance he did at the end

[@JasnoGT]

You can tell he's a natural entertainer and im not even a fan of his.

[@vanessagonzales2616]

JasnoGT you should see videos of him entertaining his crowd during concerts

[@araksghazaryan6754]

Honestly i didnt think i was a fan until i saw his SNL videos. Was under the impression he still made 1D kind of music which wasnt always my taste. was pleasantly surprised!

[@samsewa7721]

@R TTT nah his voice is just deep and monotone lmao

[@lisalafayette]

@R TTT Wow 'R TTT'......Harry definitely makes the 'Green-Eyed Monster' come out in folks. Were you even watching the same show as the rest of us? Hmmm......you probably just decided that no matter what type of performance he had you would just make a nasty comment.

[@daijamatthews]

**is actually a fan😂😂

[@kaela1096]

he’s STILL the love of my life

[@entkells5803]

kaela ikrr

[@lilysmith1184]

and he will always be mine🥺💛

[@stellerfilms9578]

Always the love of my life

[@everythingevelyn3159]

He was never the love of my life until last week. Sadly that’s when I became a directioner, not years ago like everyone else

[@isaaclezama2360]

He will always be!😔

[@allisontaylor8830]

2:24. Brothers?? You mean Niall and Liam are brothers

[@adeliawindsor416]

he should start a talk show called 'late night talking with harry styles'

[@noneya7910]

“Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine... they don’t! That’s why the show’s not good anymore.” 😂

[@JackMensahBonsu]

Because of the crystal meth. 😄😅

[@muraddiab6393]

Noneya That line would’ve been funny if it wasn’t so sad... and true!

[@canaisyoung3601]

For most SNL fans, that's more of a cold truth than a real joke. And Harry Styles eerily looks like this short-lived cast member SNL had named Brooks Wheelan (in fact, Styles was one if Wheelan's celebrity impressions). The only difference is that Styles was funnier in one episode than Wheelan was in the one season he was hired on.

[@muraddiab6393]

Brooks is a hilarious dude. But you can’t turn a standup comic into a sketch comic overnight. If SNL had half the patience with him as they did with Pete Davidson or Leslie Jones he could’ve flourished beautifully.

[@newaccounttime]

I was cracking up at this whole monologue man!

[@christinabatchelor8006]

When he started talking about 1direction I started crying *in a cool way*

[@mayookha4568]

So sweet and happy to hear that from harry.....

[@SophiaG1989]

@@mayookha4568 why?

[@mayookha4568]

@@SophiaG1989 cause he talked about the boys..... ❤❤❤❤❤

[@fall5467]

lmao😭😭

[@Amanc-oz7lr]

Yeah me too in a cooooool waaay

[@sabrina-vo5bx]

THE HAIR IS EVERYTHING

[@misssydney5890]

its almost been 12 years and this man is still the love of my life

[@jvce1800]

Wait until hes forty years old- hes gonna be even more beautiful.

[@lisalafayette]

Be still my beating heart....... ❤ 💚 ❤ 💚 ❤ !!!!

[@FlashakaViolet]

Can’t fucking wait honestly

[@Lawltasticness]

I just thought that

[@YourHalfSister]

As long as he doesn't start in with the fillers, etc. Hopefully he will allow aging to happen naturally.

[@shaykell100]

Man.. imagine if ppl said things like that about women. Wouldn’t that be nice

[@tmyth]

He's literally a musician, actor and comedian at the same time

[@lisalafayette]

The more I see of him the more impressed I am with him. He's really got such a wide range; talented as hell. Looking forward to seeing a lot more of him in the future. Whether music, stage or film.......he's doing some amazing work!!

[@tmyth]

@@lisalafayette couldn't agree more

[@lesgenssontbeaux2219]

*comedian

[@tmyth]

@@lesgenssontbeaux2219 yeah i know didn't know what i was thinking there lol

[@l9878]

And sexy, don’t forget sexy!

[@Keyson03]

2:58 cherry: am I a joke to you

[@aamuktamalyada2872]

Coucou 😩

[@Isa-zt6gd]

Harry’ I was in a boy band called one direction’ Crying in 18 months

[@ScarlettJ1221]

"I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" 😭 Harry SNAPPED

[@BrandonAllen602]

ScarlettP u are everywhere. But I Agree He Snapped Especially the shade to zayn.

[@leeannelol6970]

IN A BOY???

[@faithneufville2902]

With Niall, Liam, Louis, and Ringo😂😂

[@BrandonAllen602]

2Delovely ohhh

[@demidelaney1900]

He kinda shaded Zayn . “Ringo” aka Zayn.

[@sophiaweeks]

“I’m not in a boy band anymore... I’m in a man band”

[@fatimaadreeta]

He's definitely a man now

[@paulina6658]

so sad.

[@AP2207__]

i almost started crying when he said i’m not in a boy band anymore and then i was laughing 😂

[@milcasanluis2561]

I dont understand 😔im ashamed

[@browneyedgiraffe9569]

Why don’t we is quacking at the man band

[@rachellschez]

his perfect face

[@eva2494]

2:38 LMAO I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD TAKE IT THAT FAR

[@monicageller8249]

I get now why girls were so crazy about him, he’s very charismatic

[@annette2532]

not as charismatic as your husband, chandler bing

[@tomisinalausa4052]

Were??

[@zahrar1389]

@@annette2532 for sure, no-one is more charismatic than the CHAN CHAN MAN

[@daisied1907]

@Okiwaga And preachers. usually.

[@yiansun966]

@@annette2532 hahahahhah

[@emilybiroschak9937]

"You know, in Britain, we play piano on the other side of the road."

[@parlance1]

That had me rolling.

[@youlovei582]

Wheezing 😂😂

[@orindaferhati5248]

I didn’t get it. Can smn explain it?😂

[@youlovei582]

@@orindaferhati5248 cuz in britain we drive on the other side of the road compared to americans and he just made a joke with the piano being like a car basically😂😂

[@orindaferhati5248]

you love I Ooo thanksss :)

[@radhikagoyal2008]

We all know Harry referred to Zayn when he said Ringo for a fact. But why not talk about the part where he says that they all are his BROTHERS. >>>>> I am not crying, you are :'(

[@fatimaijaz9489]

Louis his brother OBViOuly 💚💙😏

[@aamuktamalyada2872]

@@fatimaijaz9489 sweet hOmE Alabama

[@apekchhapradhan1696]

Who’s here after timmys SNL?

[@anselinesam5902]

Apekchha Pradhan lol me

[@siray3232]

i came here to confirm that Harry did much better lol

[@anselinesam5902]

@@siray3232 he really did

[@cabbastyles.]

“Niall, Liam, Louis, and um..... ringo” 😂

[@ireneirnlg103]

Why?

[@raphaellamay5901]

The shadeee

[@jeffblack8457]

@@ireneirnlg103 Because Zayn quit the group and went solo

[@annabanana6754]

Still he didn't have to do that to be honest, it's high time for all of them to move on (I'm not taking anyone's side as I love all of them)

[@cabbastyles.]

Ariana Ana bitch gtfo of here with that I’m not taking anyone’s side bullshit 🙄

[@augustkendall8610]

Fact: This wasn't in your recommended... You searched for it.

[@clarabattaglia4733]

I feel attacked

[@mirabroussard8167]

Clara Battaglia SAME

[@tpwkxmaddie]

Yel

[@louh4452]

Every fooking time

[@loverenjun]

it was in my recommended,, but i always come back to watch this aha

[@Roselouis98]

His hair looks so good here. It’s probably my favorite after long hair Harry

[@Spidxy291]

Harry: "Ringo" *Looks at Zarry necklace* Me: Cries in a cool way

[@palakagrawal8356]

Sorry but I'm new directioner what is Larry necklace?

[@gabbyandrews5613]

@@palakagrawal8356 so basically zarry is zayn and Harry and they were so close when they were in the band and there ship colors were green and gold so zayn got an green in gold earrings and Harry got the necklace(people have shipped them bc if you go look up this KZbin channel called zarry updates it explains why they also have a lot of matching tattoos. But people think they like each other when they where in the band and some people like me still do think they do

[@naturalbby1722]

@@palakagrawal8356 Zarry***

[@haimantibiswas5416]

@@gabbyandrews5613 what about Larry they too have lots have matching tattoos?

[@Carolina-xr4zx]

@@haimantibiswas5416 No, they don't have matching tattoos actually they're not even related. The 'Hi and Ops' theory was debunked by Lou in person and it doesn't even make sense. Lou got The dagger in mid-late 2014, Harry the rose in September 2013 why would they be matching? Plus Zayn got the guns in September 2013 as well but no one talks about that.(You know guns and roses lol) The 'it is what it is' and the butterfly theory is the most absurd thing ever. They are not related at all just because their tattoo parlor posts on insta blank pages filled with different kinds of tattoos and those 2 were next to eachother in one pic, Larries assumed they are connected. Again Lou got the tattoo a lot of months after H did. They say the rope and the anchor are connected cause H apparently had a rope as well on his wrist and covered it up with the anchor. He actually had a few lyrics. You see they twist things to make you believe their narrative. If people actually looked it up as I did they would know it's all bs 😅

[@ehassan3962]

"They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis... Ringo"

[@elizabethrodgers6231]

"yeah, that's it"

[@sggfaith6179]

What minute is it?

[@elizabethrodgers6231]

@@sggfaith6179 2:24 - 2:39

[@devira.]

Eshah Hassan at least he mentioned them at all 😫

[@c.pandey3461]

Where is zayn

[@_braune_]

A lot of hosts seems to stumble through their monologue, especially if they're first timers. Harry was so smooth.

[@urmom4370]

He is Harry styles. Harry styles is perfection

[@emilybrown_04]

Kevin The Pigeon ur not wrong

[@everythingevelyn3159]

Kevin The Pigeon I liked this partly for the comment, and partly for the username and pfp lol

[@iggystardust9236]

I've honestly never seen people "stumble" through their dialogue. Can you leave a link?

[@vfavaloro]

3:09 those aren't his hands bc he is wearing rings and has nail polish 😅😅

[@prakharvishnoi3249]

"And .....Ringo" The shade!!!! The Shade of it allll!!!!!!

[@itsme-lv7jo]

"I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes."

[@jvgreendarmok]

Makes me think of that Gravity Falls episode. :)

[@frozenangel6323]

Alex hirsch: I KNEW IT

[@browneyedgiraffe9569]

John Veitch same

[@erinastray]

Georgia Rose register to vote fam, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That’s one of his many policies, #YANGGANG

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Makes me think of the Adventurous Adventures of 1D for some reason

[@jedmosely6423]

This is actually one of the funniest monologues this season so far

[@LosEspookys]

anna drezen did a great writing job

[@aaliyahgillmsw1192]

Without a doubt 🤣🙌🏾

[@grivapatel1888]

"I WAS IN A BAND NAMED ONE DIRECTION" *hUmKo tO pAtA Hi nAHi tHa*

[@ck__4]

Jeezz😂

[@lubhita_10]

0:43 In Harry's head:Louis 😭😭

[@serenaabraham1440]

He really said “they aren’t here tonight...uNLesS”

[@louscupcake]

Or are they 😂😂😂

[@cj3617]

This is a family show...

[@mollyfaux2839]

le ciel or is itttt?

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Or areeee they

[@Bibiyoshika]

When he said that, my heart legit stopped for a second 😂😂😂

[@filipamartins1722]

The amount of times ive watched this is unhealthy

[@everythingevelyn3159]

Honestly, I only became a directioner almost a month ago, and same

[@Haha-ur1pu]

Everything Evelyn sameeeeee

[@everythingevelyn3159]

Haha oh that’s cool! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one joining the fandom right now!

[@izzylynn8632]

For real

[@lilylarson1474]

LMFAO

[@ellikatebeale]

“It would be crazy if they where here tonight” and “uh ringo” ARE THE BEST PARTS

[@shizashujaat6520]

Harry literally deserves his own reality TV show it woul be the most famous show of all time

[@iloveyou6136]

"I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band." 😭😭Like if that hits ɦaʀɖ ɛɖɨt: tɦaռx ʄօʀ aʟʟ tɦɛ ʟɨҡɛs ɢʊʏs🖤🖤

[@alecgeinitz8769]

Stay a widow bitch. Seriously

[@vanessasilva9552]

тнe вlacĸ wιdow reaaaaal hard 🥺🥺 & im proud

[@beatricescouman7410]

Hes not gay?

[@iloveyou6136]

@@alecgeinitz8769 wtf does that mean lmfao😂 who hurt you? The fact that people liked your disrespectful ass comment is mind bottling.tpwk

[@iloveyou6136]

@@beatricescouman7410 what, what does my comment have to do with whether or not he is gay?

[@srayj]

Many people seem surprised by how charismatic and funny Harry was during this show, but having watched him on James Corden’s show, I knew that he would be fantastic as an SNL host.

[@elizabethrodgers6231]

Exactly

[@yosoysoya7944]

He was great but to be honest, I was slightly concerned about the fact that he was literally drowning in sarcasm. I mean, he is usually quite sassy but this was something else and I don´t know how to feel about it

[@Deadpool-kp9zn]

Ringo was the first person to leave Beatles. Damn you're amazing Harry

[@leahjones5478]

GET THIS MAN HIS OWN TALK SHOW

[@syedmasudahamedjilani9440]

He talked 4:45 minutes straight without even being stop once and that's so astonishing 😂

[@bayleecorona7625]

He has more charisma in his painted fingernail than my entire college

[@layla4534]

i felt that

[@RollingOrmond]

Given the Iphone-zombies of today's generation that's not saying much.

[@namelastname3983]

Rolling Ormond ok boomer

[@bayleecorona7625]

Name Last name good one

[@WHSuperman2005]

Didn’t feel it.

[@dianastancu127]

the way he shaded the stunts with the one night stand line-

[@alyssajnk4137]

"I love those guys, they're my brothers" , well I'm crying now

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Harry had some good comedic timing there with his lines...

[@clairekeenan6996]

Ikr and the piano helped too

[@evanalini8881]

Igor Schmidlapp fine lines

[@kobewankenobi248]

*You know the dig at Zayn is gonna be on EVERY celebrity gossip network*

[@SamSionxoxo]

My Life Is Pathetic IT WAS

[@jarodsilhavy97]

i swear people cant take a simple joke lmao

[@Jaqvander]

Because there's nothing else to do

[@minimalik37]

Who is ringo

[@roxyredrose1]

IT WAS ALSO A LARRY THING AND WE A L L KNOW IT

[@SaraPusztai]

His little dance at the end is everything😂❤

[@laurenbanuelos6324]

Harry: “i was in a band called one direction!!” Me: *sobs uncontrollably*

[@MMMMD1]

Lauren Banuelos 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sammyceedee]

But in a cool way

[@laurenbanuelos6324]

louis kiwi exactly !!

[@kaileeava696]

the 9 dislikes are the people who don’t like his cute little yellow pants

[@vasquez9794]

and zquad who took what he said too deep, its literally all over Twitter THEY ARE MADDD

[@RaymondHng]

He's dressed in the colors of the Swedish flag.

[@whiteshadow6373]

Or his cute fingernail polish, but my dislike was simply bc I didn't think he was funny

[@Bells2141]

@@ShorsBones bruh!!!! LMAO

[@bookerjones8123]

At first I really wanted him to lose the pants. Then I watched the monologue and I still wanted him to but for a different reason.

[@mj4515]

His dress , nothing can beat that!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️😭😭😭

[@seorisgf]

i’ve watched this an unhealthy amount

[@felinegroovy]

He seems to have some of the best elements of Jagger and Bowie wrapped up in millennial irony.

[@FlashakaViolet]

Lisa Sivo yes YES

[@mightysthelen8625]

spot on

[@OlivePapyrus]

Love this comment.

[@familia4192]

tf you talkin about

[@conniediaz6456]

That's what I keep saying but the Millennials won't have it. I'm not saying he's an identical copy of Jagger, I just feel like he's got the moves and charisma like Jagger.