Kevin Hart Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

Host Kevin Hart explains why he was unsure about having a third child and bets the fathers in the audience they've all done this one thing.
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[@ELWest1000]

I love how he tells a story with his whole body. 😂

[@umbranight1628]

thats...thats stand up comedy

[@ELWest1000]

They don't all do it.

[@timisolo]

I just kept looking at the band in the background to see if they were enjoying themselves idk why

[@itsme-ty1pt]

iTeQz me tooooo! I do that all the time! I'm not the only one. Lol

[@timisolo]

I don't even mean to, i just eventually start staring at them

[@tobiabiola8056]

Same

[@tiffaneytheenchanted953]

iTeQz lol...me too! They looked done.

[@Kimmica20]

iTeQz I always do the same thing.

[@bitcoinkush6045]

“Don’t talk about my kids like they’re used cars”

[@emz2969]

*they

[@Nhomad]

Did the audience and yourself included miss the follow up *These kids run perfectly fine, there's nothing wrong with these kids* Audience didn't really react to that, and i found that the funny part.

[@skszilor21]

That's what he says in Kevin Hart: Irresponsible

[@Rajdeep_Desai_21]

People who've watched the irresponsible tours will realize that he's improvised the "dealing with 2 year olds" joke in like 10 different promotions but it made us laugh every single time... That's why he's one of the best stand up talents of the generation. period.

[@S4MBONE]

I agree! Thats a very deeply mastered craft!

[@RealDeMarcusHead]

Every Time He Host SNL He Wears A Leather Shirt/Jacket😂

[@CJ-gy8ie]

"My daughter 12..." holds his hand over his head...

[@TCt83067695]

why? i dont get it

[@jaycosper8048]

TCt83067695 cuz she's 12, but taller than him

[@TCt83067695]

Jesus T. Cosper Jr. 1:26 i get it now haha thks man

[@treehouse8658]

Cade Jackson HES SHORT lol

[@ParisVan-Del]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bitcoinkush6045]

“Pass that baby!”

[@LonghornsLegend]

I wanted this to be longer! Kevin Hart is so naturally funny telling stories

[@SHAYUPIVER]

I swear, I love this man. Everything he says cracks me up! 😂😂😂😂

[@lordberly]

Me too,

[@assmane999]

The more I hear, the more I feel confident that not having kids is the way to go.

[@chuwbaca663]

Honestly me too 😂😂

[@emcdonald496]

I love when he really gets into telling a story. Nothing better

[@Blaqk_8298]

_LOOK AT ME!_ , ah ah _LOOK AT ME!_ - *Talking about his baby*

[@rajman5036]

BLAQK ! More like Everytime that Lil bitch Kevin Hart speaks, damn that dude craves attention lmao

[@zakiasuddin]

BLAQK ! F

[@Ydraug]

wasn’t that funny

[@Bigbaby950]

BLAQK ! Kevin hart isn’t funny

[@katalynecummings9241]

Can we all just agree to stop arguing over Kevin's mistakes in his personal life. He's a human being. When it comes down to it he is still one seriously funny and gifted comedian.

[@josephcober]

yall acting like Kevin cheated on you lmao

[@0Fate8Bound0]

He doesn't have to do it to us for us to understand that it's a shit thing to do. Your comment is like saying, "why do juries decide who goes to prison when the criminal never did anything to them". Are you stupid or something? His wife ain't happy about it but she can't blow it out of proportion because this dude has built a career on being a family man. 80% Of the jokes in his NOW WHAT tour were about family and being faithful. Even this shit is about family

[@josephcober]

DomesticFun that is because CHEATING isn't a CRIME numnuts. Its between him and his family. It has nothing to do with us.

[@0Fate8Bound0]

You don't even know how an analogy works. My point is, someone doesn't have to do something to you for you to empathise with how horrible it is. If a kid gets bullied and he says it's fine because he doesn't want to cause trouble, or a woman gets cheated on and she says its fine because she doesn't want to cause trouble. Does that make it okay? NO. It's still a shit thing.

[@josephcober]

DomesticFun she chose to stay with him. Clearly she is okay with it. There are more pressing issues around the world which you could "empathise" for

[@josephcober]

DomesticFun first of, I would never be with a cheating woman. I would never put up with that shit, but that's me. I don't cheat, nor do I tolerate it. When it comes to other people, I look at cheating like a private matter matter between the people involved. Nither my opinion nor yours really matters when it comes to Kev cheating on his wife. That's between him, his wifex his family, etc.. It in no way affects the other aspects of kevin we the public like, such as, he is a great comic, actor, motivator, etc..

[@bashful_michael]

Funny Monologue! Kevin Hart just has a natural talent for making people laugh.

[@SunnyDayYoutube]

i disagree.

[@jaymoney6233]

+Swi vel Lol

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Simon James ikr

[@NevarezRivera]

Yeah that was sad

[@frozengamer3030]

HoustonSportsFan 713 why do you say that

[@singerthiaa]

I LOVE Kevin Hart😂😂😂😂😂😂he's so fuunnyyy, when he was saying "aahhaappp"

[@musement7446]

Shout to everybody who make sure dude wit the sax is laughin after every joke every week 💯

[@mikophilo348]

Earl Lee how do we shout to them??

[@musicguy9101]

News flash Kevin! You STILL have to repeat yourself when the kids are teenagers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Man that's some real stuff right there!

[@MrNotThatFamous]

here for this

[@dreowens6371]

Same

[@MrBoondock1]

Mr Not That Famous im here for the that

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Mr Not That Famous hi

[@MistahUnknown]

You're not even that famous bro.

[@FaithWorkman]

My my, you're everywhere aren't you.

[@MaliaArrayah777]

I just love reading the comments 😂

[@ShonA777]

#GirafffLife me too!

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

just dont make it a #metoo

[@gracebediako1666]

It’s life

[@n.1480]

Every single time he speaks about kids it's hilarious and relatable af. 😂😂😂

[@tealee4669]

Lol ever since i seen the movie Pets..thats all i think about now when kevin talks

[@PoohMrsSunshine]

Seriously funny!! Thanks for all the laughs.

[@def1786]

He is just amazing! Respect!

[@acolelife]

Reading these comments, some of you act like Kevin cheated on y'all personally! YES, we know cheating is wrong. NO, no one is advocating it. Pray for him and keep it moving. Also, to the ones who say he's the worst comedian ever: "No one forced you to watch the video or keep up with his stats." 😊 Good job Kev!

[@GreenEnvy.]

nicole. Bitch Kevin Hart is NOT funny. And he is the WORST comedian ever. I'll hate watch a video if I feel like it. You must like unfunny serial cheaters. Most people wouldn't agree.

[@natural3378]

Nicole Kevin not funny at all,,, that little burnt smurf!!!!!

[@samularis9446]

HubsDrunk go drunk you're home.

[@shelbylucas5500]

HubsDrunk That's called a person with no life...to want to watch someone you don't like and talk about them afterwards...and you like calling people out their name...but hey your life your choice...JUST LIKE KEVIN HART HAS HIS EXCEPT HE'S GETTING PAID😉

[@johnsreactions6658]

Bitch you are annoying, you sound like you should be on Maury asking who the father is

[@Blaqk_8298]

_HOW MANY_ people love *_KEVIN HART?_*

[@tenzinngelek3453]

BLAQK ! 7 billion people

[@arbnorqenaj5448]

. Rrei

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

it seems that not a lot. I dont blame them.

[@SHAYUPIVER]

Me!! 🖐🖐

[@michaelwaldron9483]

He's one of my favorite comedians right now

[@DemosthenesLok]

Thank you Kevin...as a full time dad, I needed that today.

[@Skinnychelle48]

I lovvvvvve Kevin! He’s so entertaining and funny!

[@Bleema]

Who else waits up all of Saturday night just for this? I wait up all week!!

[@MrShaiya96]

Blima Glick fuck you

[@Bleema]

MrShaiya96 why?

[@MrShaiya96]

LOL, I'm sorry. Nvm. I didnt mean it.

[@user-qk8lm3se7q]

I actually do... I don't live in America but I love the show so much

[@War-tc3tn]

put the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again

[@kel6794]

5:25 LMAOOOO

[@francescakatz6563]

I'm still laughing.omg,very funny. Love u,Kevin Hart

[@cortezbell9151]

Outstanding !

[@benazirsohankhan3379]

kevin hart is one of the best comedians

[@thevacuumcleanersfactory3554]

I love this man I don't care what anyone say he's funny I love this guy

[@Jsaiis]

Love Kevin hart he so funny

[@keiguluv]

Hilarious. I love it when comedians real talk about family life and kids 😂

[@tanmayaggarwal1552]

THIS IS THE FIRST SNL MONOLOGUE I HAVE EVER LAUGHED ON #kevinhartisthebest

[@johnemerick5860]

The funniest part of this whole monologue is, that leather jacket is a Xtra Small... 🤣

[@kyreelong8105]

“i wnna jump on to neck, DERDDEYYY” I DIED HAHA

[@fmkhan213]

5:25 Preacher Lawson's spirit just passed through him 😂

[@alikhaled7845]

Amazing Kevin, keep it up

[@danielcastaneda-ortiz2994]

Same story from his new special lmaoo🔥🔥🔥💎🙏

[@liberte4899]

love that! hilarious.... what an opening

[@michalhrdy577]

the ending hahaha, he's so great!

[@AlainBruno]

Best comedian 👍

[@kokkil7047]

I like his personality

[@ryandcranchdel7046]

me too

[@cj47]

He needs to do it again and prove the haters from the Oscars controversy wrong

[@jbx2373]

U see da baby see u see da baby classic kev 🤣😂😂😂

[@SodanyLove]

Omg, I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@bitcoinkush6045]

I guess an SNL monologue wasn’t a good place to open up about his cheating incident, however I did enjoy his breakfast club interview where he did go in depth about the incident

[@166mreli]

In his previous breakfast club interview, he spoke about how he would never cheat on his wife... but here we are.

[@shannonlee857]

He didn't cheat on you. Mind your business

[@bitcoinkush6045]

166mreli he did make fun of himself for saying those things and then doing them though, but I know that doesn’t excuse his wrongdoings

[@LuxStrangelove]

+Shannon Lee lol yes exactly, thank you

[@TCt83067695]

i was hoping he would

[@XtoriezNovel]

Let's hear it for good fathers!

[@fredokush]

that’s so true about dad responsibilities 😂😂😂

[@janicenatural3880]

Love Kevin

[@kalMHe]

Kevin is rich because he is extraordinary story teller .

[@bitcoinkush6045]

What’s with Kevin and leather jackets?

[@codygainz6981]

BITCOIN KUSH I think it's a black comedian thing

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

He said he'll always wear some sort of leather when he does stand up as an homage to Eddie Murphy.

[@bitcoinkush6045]

Beautiful Surprise thanks for the insight

[@Suave_TheArtKartel]

black comedian thing??? O' Come on my ignorant Youutube'n peer ... smh

[@mutazaljaber4383]

He can afford em

[@tyresehall5642]

Kevin Hart is the best comedian of all the time and I love his voice acting in two films The Secret Life of Pets and 2. Also he will come back to Studio 8H to hosted SNL for the 4th time. His 3rd time hosting was amazing to close out 2017.

[@nelyahbrown553]

Yea kev keep grinding #salute

[@chippertheheir3013]

GET KATT WILLIAMS ON THE SHOW !!!!!!!!

[@klynch572]

Why? He's un funny and irrelevant! He fell off

[@melanatedforever]

anthony rubio Are you his rehab sponsor or something??

[@emcsquare100]

He too real for this type of audience

[@liveyalife2987]

FOlKSlifeornolife Well said!

[@marlenemaxie6952]

Chip Chipper, katt Williams?!?! Good God man, are you CRAAAZY?!?! He's no where near as funny as Kevin Hart is!!! Hands down, Kevin Hart rules the comedy stages.

[@basicbuddhas9559]

Kevin Hart is the black Dane Cook.

[@nintendementia1212]

Basic Buddhas exactly

[@samularis9446]

Basic Buddhas is that an insult or compliment?

[@crescentcity3407]

its not a compliment.

[@samularis9446]

Ford Crouch well, I like comedy that makes me laugh I don't care who tells the joke

[@purpleunicorns4746]

“And you back out that driveway.” Kevin Hart is the funniest person in the world

[@samkahlari3215]

Too funny 🔥🔥🔥

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Kevin Hart always says "My wife is my rib" Me: What's your favorite side to have with your rib? Lmfao 😂

[@TheSchenck21]

ScarlettP classic line by cthagod!

[@unkurupted6131]

stealing Charlemange's Joke?

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

I think by "Me" he meant "Charlamagne tha God."

[@renatocosta8315]

Kevin's words on parents and fathers dealing with their kids on a long ass day is something we all truly in a hilarious way

[@GreenEnvy.]

renato. Kevin is not funny and you can't even make a sentence. Please shut up and don't ever speak on what's funny because you obviously don't know.

[@samularis9446]

HubsDrunk you need a life. Lol

[@ThePanda-MARS]

5:15-5:40, I laughed so hard my ribs hurt! My god!!!!

[@08angelluver]

Absolutely loved Kevin Hart in Jumanji!!

[@three11forlife]

I like potatoes

[@samularis9446]

tj d I also like potatoes

[@GGUOD444]

He needs to expand his material tired of kids & his exes getting predictable

[@deepdoodle1]

Superb. ........

[@kayomholt-montague611]

It is so AWESOME to see Kevin Hart hosting SNL! He should have been hired as a cast member when he auditioned to be one several years ago!

[@amjadshah7496]

You are right ..he has done that too now...

[@kel6794]

Hilarious 😂😂

[@ProfessorSetterby]

I don't get all the hate on this monologue. I think anyone who has babies and toddlers this is so true and hilarious 😂 I know he cheated but if we judge everyone on that we'd have no entertainers left at least he didn't sexually harass anyone lol And it's good clean fun😃👶

[@dancingunderrain]

He graduated my high school! George Washington HS in Philadelphia! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@griffithgod4822]

He was so funny af in that movie I watched it 3 times

[@khalidhenry3857]

Billy Crystal should host Saturday Night Live

[@klynch572]

Khalid Henry why? He's irrelevant right now

[@birthofsanity9948]

nbc (.) com/saturday-night-live/cast/billy-crystal-15271 Not hard to find

[@neghiethervil5606]

I'm actually the fun one...and that shit is a lot of work. It's never enough!!!

[@TheUltimateHacker007]

Well, you a LIE!!!

[@neghiethervil5606]

Collar bars Which part am I lying about all-knowing one?

[@s10dlka]

Wait so who's that in the pic then, your wife?

[@johnsreactions6658]

How fun can you be,. you're angry at a comedian for telling jokes...

[@neghiethervil5606]

Xbox One I question your reading skills. What about my comment says I'm angry at what Kevin said? My comment was in reference to the fact that he was saying men are the fun ones. I was saying, I'm actually the fun one AND he's right. It's never enough when you play with kids. Your comment makes no sense. Thank you! Come again.

[@teamgard]

Kevin Hart is a excellent entertainer.

[@misterjohnson3363]

This is the truest shit ever. I can relate 100percent...children especially 2 yo have more energy than I could keep up with.

[@cashmerefunk2077]

Goosebumps THE introduction so smooth transition into a different approach hey Kevin merry Christmas brotha ....yoo u crazy Kevin yoo that jacket is fire ,BACK OUT THE DRIVE WAY FUNNY...RALPH LAUREN I THINK.....💰💰💰💰💰

[@BigPauleyD]

he stole the mom's aren't fun joke from Patrice o neal R.i.P

[@BigPauleyD]

yes!!! joke stealing is totally different from what youre saying

[@cherisedarnell8143]

did he change it up a bit? I've heard Patrice O'neal R.I.P. before, but some I couldn't take he was a bit much for me. if he changed some wording that's cool Jay Leno says, you can take an old joke and tweak it to modernize it (Last comic standing)

[@BigPauleyD]

yeah he change it up a bit but same joke, Patrice and K.Hart were great friends they even lived together back in the day, if im not mistaking i believe Patrice got Kevin Harts career started. @Cherise

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

BigPauleyD - you are correct. Kevin tells a funny story about when Patrice lived with Kevin and his first wife and Kevin came home and found Patrice getting in touch with himself using Kevin's laptap. Very funny.

[@blakey331]

In that regard, wouldn’t that joke have been based on Kevin’s life since Patrice never had a wife or children but lived w Kevin and his wife.

[@shubhendudeepak8943]

Get well soon Kevin Prayers from India

[@renishadavis4824]

love it!

[@solace6700]

why do I see a huge elephant

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

Oh shit, you're right.

[@cerealfruitsnacks3250]

Cuz ur hallucinating?¿

[@clarachavez4257]

Solace hater much.

[@JC-ev2ns]

I remember when Kevin used to be funny

[@Gemsoulful]

J C When was that?

[@samularis9446]

J C I remember when the world cared what you thought, oh wait it never gave a s*** what you think.

[@dewaynecoleman1989]

J C Me too. Mo' money less funny.

[@sweetenergy]

Laughed till I cried!

[@dakgenyokir]

Great comedian ...man.... !!

[@animec-dramaskpop6362]

Who else is just here for the Kevin Hart cheating comments?

[@Zzoarqg]

Kassie Mitchell YESSS!

[@ib3scope]

It's only an elephant in the room because, we the public, but as an overarching-adjunct, our Western culture, writ-large has deemed it acceptable to pry into the private lives of individuals and judge them for potential indiscrepancies without knowing either the full story or context... We believe ourselves entitled to private knowledge, and duely morally righteous enough to adjucate.

[@storageheater]

+contrition also because it's hella funny

[@CandieP]

Not me. I’m here for his comedic genius 🙌🏾

[@MachineGunMouth]

Why would y'all be here for that? Burp...

[@ScarlettJ1221]

Who loves Kevin Hart?!

[@samaanfaridjoo7040]

not me

[@zackknight134]

He is amazing at what he does.

[@madelineo4128]

i love the loose basketball analogy lol

[@Islandboytb]

It is hard for me to get over the fact that he cheated on his pregnant wife.

[@l.barnes2656]

Islandboytb If you mind your business, I bet you could.

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

Islandboytb - I think you should get over it. His wife has.

[@KennethCamfield]

Beautiful Surprise, so she says. You never really get over your spouse cheating on you.

[@cjohnson123able]

A wise man once said a man is only as faithful as his options. Women throw themselves at Kevin Hart ALL THE TIME. She knows what she signed up for because she was once one of those women. It is easier to take when the husband is worth $100 million and she stands to get half.

[@sten260]

do u even know his wife

[@bershawn69]

after the incient kev strikes me as an irritating salesman that just won't go away

[@johnsreactions6658]

You can’t even spell though

[@bershawn69]

oh so you want the "D" huh

[@bershawn69]

lol accept the L girly

[@jonnyrose1288]

“And you back right back out” lmaoooo

[@hayleywise7403]

Made me gut laugh! :)

[@joestar6194]

Alec Baldwin's wife is nearly 30 years younger than him and they just had a baby. Oops!

[@gigif2329]

Gender role this, gender role that. God forbid a man says something about a female, shit hits the fan. But if a woman says something about a man they just laugh it off. I wish people would just grow the f up. I'm a female and I could give two shits about what someone says. I have other things to worry about.

[@samularis9446]

Women already talk way worse than that about men, yet that's apparently fine, I like how you think.

[@chuwbaca663]

Ummm love how you said "god forbid a man says something about a female" like Kevin Hart (a man) didn't just say mothers (women) aren't fun... I'm pretty sure no shit hit the fan honey

[@samularis9446]

Ang _56 have you even seen social media and the news, this shit blew up. Now, did it need to. Hell no Also, it's comedy get a damn sense of humor.

[@chuwbaca663]

Samu laris I know this is comedy, I'm a huge fan of Kevin Hart and I found the "Mom Dad" bit hilarious. I'm just saying that assuming everyone was triggered by it is stupid. And yes I've been on social media and I saw no shit but whatever man whatever

[@samularis9446]

Ang _56 being totally serious Google it blogs are all over this crap it's ridiculous, you also can see the offended social media parasites I apologize for my lack of proper grammar I'm using voice to text because I'm currently making dinner, but I love the comedy bit I laughed my ass off and so did my friend who was listening to it we didn't find anything offensive about it, it's amazing how people get offended over everything these days

[@PsoriasisChannel]

Funny guy. And he is a good ice skater too. Lol

[@12thMANbro]

He can be the all time host honestly, too good

[@Maxtheking4eva]

Wasn’t funny and I love Kevin Hart jokes and his comedy he got them white people jokes now they laugh at everything

[@GenevieveThornton]

That’s an unusual choice for an opening monologue, when everyone knows he cheated on his current wife while she is pregnant 👀

[@BlaqueValue]

Genevieve Let it go. Nobody hassles you for blowing Jimmy while you were with Will.

[@egusimane]

Genevieve what are you the cheating police, mind your business for one day.

[@LuxStrangelove]

Actually, some of us didn't know because we have lives of our own and don't give a shit about the personal affairs in his..

[@gerry3RS]

I’m gonna assume you’re constantly getting cheated on lol

[@robbylewis6937]

Well, that's why he wrote a "family friendly" monologue.

[@michaelvilli09]

crying the whole episode

[@abdirisakawes6544]

Kevin Hart ❤️