Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

[@aeidla]

“you go to school... that sucks” LMAO

[@linziRyan1965]

Haha that's how I am with my daughter I'm like "yeah your first grade teacher was a pain in the ass"

[@cartoon.connoisseur]

it does, ngl.

[@aeidla]

Emily Fail IT RLLY DOES ahaha

[@zaiahwolfe]

Honestly that line would work well with a kid

[@sparkling-starling]

When I see kid or teen on family meeting I just hope they're going to the same school as I did and let them rant about some teachers I remember 😂

[@LogansDarling]

Okay, this actually helped me, i was in a situation with a kid and ended up saying cool backpack and then the kid just ended up talking about all the stuff inside the backpack and I didn’t have to find weird kid responses. Thanks, SNL!

[@Munchkinland]

wait this is so funny

[@fancyoo8670]

Hilarious!!

[@laurendaryani4893]

That's so cute 😄 Yeah, I used to be really awkward around little kids until my sisters and friends started having them.

[@1yabba]

Bravo.

[@notgoodatthegame3025]

On behalf on all children, we enjoy your uncomfort.

[@sonyariley2710]

She was literally the perfect actress for this.

[@24sesko3]

Who is she?

[@arnob1711]

@@24sesko3 she's Kristen Stewart dingus

[@atrophic50]

@@arnob1711 I didn't know she went by three names.

[@kaisama2816]

phloopy lol

[@mntnbiker818]

@@arnob1711 Who's that?

[@CameronMetrejean]

Honestly As a kid I would’ve loved it if someone said to me “you go to school? That sucks.“ Yes, it does suck, finally someone gets it

[@franciscohcoronado4947]

I know, I actually thought she was the one who knew HOW to talk to kids in the sketch :p

[@Bayernvern]

They seriously got Kirsten Stewart for it? It would be shocking enough if it was Duolingo with an actual ad video, but how rich and influential are these random KZbinrs?

[@SeanLazer]

for my tenth birthday my dad's friend gave me a copy of "School is Hell" by Matt Groenig and even though I haven't seen the guy in 20 years I still think he's the coolest

[@Cheesy-choco-mash]

We do get how you're feeling as we've all been there, but now we're adults we wished we went more or tried harder as most of us who didn't ended up in horrible boring jobs that don't pay well. Trust me it makes a difference

[@jakattak2403]

I'm a teacher and I say that too my students all the time😂

[@alexsparks-bakota3099]

My go to for kids: “Oh you’re 10? You know, I was 10 when I was your age”

[@vivalapluto2501]

I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did

[@jaycegoBrr]

It reminds me of this manga I read once when this older guy was flirting with a younger girl and she was like "sir I'm like 17 leave me alone" and he responded with "oh wow! What a coincidence!aa I was 17 too once"

[@dustymomentpatio1883]

"Really? You're 13? I was 14 when I was your age!"

[@lismarcel]

😂😂😂

[@Cinderbellieeeee]

😂😂😂

[@gshak33]

SNL continues their “Ad parodies for products that actually sound kinda useful”

[@callumblake2083]

Gabe Shakour Yeah I know am still holding out hope for the toilet lamps tho

[@TheWhocaresusername]

I need this app so bad

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@@TheWhocaresusername Yes, you do.

[@donnawoodford6641]

Useful especially for people with autism, computer geeks, extreme introverts, those with high social anxiety, or my sis with social deficits and who doesn't like anyone who doesn't believe what she believes.

[@user-bv7mk8id5t]

Or Amazon silver 😂. My mom needs that!

[@itsgonnabeMAE_]

I also need one for "small talk: how deep do you get about the weather"

[@taylorjade6918]

Trick question. You avoid small talk at all costs 😎

[@KKTanaa]

Mae Moua 😂😂😂

[@91clarie]

Greta Thunberg

[@kittystarr8874]

Always go all in about the weather.

[@randomcreator2186]

Yes.... I suck at small talk lol

[@nataliaclaudio589]

I’m just sad we never got a “Duolingo for talking to your dad” sketch

[@justrosy5]

Especially if it's a Dad who bullied or abused their own kid(s). We need that one too.

[@rosie_e-o8b]

i need a duolingo for that tbh i used to try rly hard but he never cared so i just gave up

[@zoopazooploopa7723]

My dad is like an older brother, so I’m good

[@darylthomas7317]

It just says wait for him to come back from his milk run. I think its stuck

[@jannfreshoff]

Duolingo will kidnapped his dad for missing Spanish lessons.

[@topazskies1271]

no wait we need the “how to talk to your dad” duolingo where is it

[@nveletkoslin33771]

the prototype is "are the socks that you paired with those sandals cotton or a blend?"

[@christinamata3405]

@@nveletkoslin33771 "oh I don't know, your mom bought em. You like em?"

[@johnnycochicken]

half of it is just the talk to your kids duolingo if he's a boomer

[@Lilsweetings]

Just say “hey dad” and leave the room that’s it

[@swagmeister5323]

nonexistent like my dad

[@MelissaNgai]

it never fails to make me laugh the way Kristen practices saying "very cool, bud"

[@KingoftheJuice18]

With TWO different emphases!

[@_goosdetrukendoos_]

@@KingoftheJuice18 😂

[@jamilyaturdukulova2864]

"You go to school?That sucks." Ugh,same.

[@NESherv]

Haha, but that's the thing-she's right! That's exactly what you would say if it was an adult instead of a kid. But somehow, it doesn't come across nicely to some random kid who doesn't know you at all.

[@Sketchpoet.2406]

I like that though.

[@tracyblanchard7663]

Well, it can work for someone in middle or high school. They _know_ school sucks by then.

[@Cheesy-choco-mash]

Going to work sucks even more 😊

[@TheLinguistable]

I find it interesting that we've all been kids but still somehow forget how to talk to kids

[@franzkeller2051]

Things got more … phoned since then

[@VieraBoNie]

I was not good at it even when I was a kid.

[@carlybun231]

i blame the trauma making me black all that out

[@wolfbane155]

I didn't like kids when I WAS a kid.

[@MrsAlexisAgnew2019]

I’ve always been 8-going-on-80, so I’ve never fit in anywhere 😅😅

[@TheJrbdog]

Now there just needs to be a Dualingo for talking to other adults.

[@FireKiller70]

Or girls...😂

[@serrosii]

Or boys...😂

[@jessiemarie636]

I could use that one

[@nefertitigebrekidan2011]

It was at the end kind of Duolingo for talking to your dad

[@ndesi62]

Exactly, that one is so much harder

[@Ttoby89]

Very much me. 'Do you... come here often?' at their parents' house.

[@agonleed3841]

that's, uhhh...that's creepy

[@apexone5502]

@@agonleed3841 it's more awkward than creepy.

[@MnCLindy]

I even have children and still can't talk to other people's kids lol

[@darkday1450]

Ttoby89 🤣🤣🤣

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

😂😂😂

[@PrayzhymnMr]

“Do you wear your clothes to school” took me clean out 🤣

[@Gaslit5]

its an important question- Cuz like billy could have gotten suspended for going to math with his wee wee out-

[@Asmr_Gyal]

I laughed so hard

[@realkingsport3052]

I wear your mom to school.

[@mark321123]

You must be easy to make laugh.

[@humanskab2294]

No I don't wear my clothes to school.

[@justice9818]

as someone who just started working at a daycare you have no idea how relatable and helpful this was

[@Dolzadolza]

Oh this is perfect for Kristen Stewart’s awkwardness

[@jeskoumm]

I'm just like Kristen Stewart.......Kristen, wanna hang out?! ^_^

[@BlobBlobkins]

@Tyler تحطيم yeah bad acting is called awkwardness now

[@mashable8759]

She's my favourite so unrated

[@nicoleonlysometimes824]

nino she is not ugly

[@mashable8759]

@@piscesmoon420 you must be really ugly so you call pretty girls ugly. Don't hate on others. Improve yourself

[@mikeysrose]

My go-to for interacting with infants is to say, "So you're a baby, huh? How's that working out for you?"

[@grandmasterratte1252]

"You're very short."

[@chovue2363]

Sounds like something mark Wahlberg would say in a movie. 🤣 also add, "say hi tooya mutha for meh."

[@allykayyy2683]

I bet they just love when you babysit. Hah

[@modiabcomedy]

without thinking I read that in Andy Samberg’s Mark Wahlberg voice

[@robbaldwin2402]

Said Mr Burns to baby Smithers

[@thedragonflyers6184]

The least realistic part of this is that duolingo never tried to murder her for being five minutes later with her practice phrases

[@WeatherMondacicci]

Huh? What is this about?

[@exaggeratedswagger7485]

Corporate Coffee Futures duolingo kidnapped my family

[@phoenixmoon3]

haahhaahahah

[@TheGovernorsJester]

@@WeatherMondacicci Duolingo is a real language learning app and it's pretty strict with when you do your lessons.

[@k-kayla]

@@TheGovernorsJester Being framed? I wish you good luck 🙏

[@patanella2788]

“for grown people who need to learn how to talk to kids, because their friends are starting to have them” it’s true 😩

[@scottw6704]

I am in this position right now, and I am SOOO uncomfortable trying to talk to them.

[@Jen-jo5qu]

The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.

[@clairedresser]

Jen Hughes very COOL bud

[@sonyariley2710]

“CHICKEN-FINGERS. Chicken fingers.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gerbendekker3273]

Nice back... pack? Lol Very cool buuud, very cooool bud

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Italian Spanish Duo Languages

[@dbell1894]

You can’t call a girl pretty anymore? … why not?😅

[@imMazn]

“Build your stamina for long meandering pointless stories.” LOL! I’m sold! 🤣😂😆

[@MsBettyRubble]

Applies to old ppl too.

[@hangukhiphop]

Sounds like dating

[@cb8340]

I have a 5 year old daughter. I need the app for that feature.

[@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy]

imMazn And, my Sister who’s a girly-girl chic... We don’t relate, sometimes. I get bored. Thankfully, I make my own theme music.

[@roxyheart5517]

HEY KID'S STORIES ARENT PONITLESS WHO DOESNT WANT TO LEARN ROCKET SCINECE IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS MOST KIDS ARE VERY INTELLIAGENT LISEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEY WILL LISEN TO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S sorry for the misspellings and the long rant

[@michellep6417]

“Do you wear your, uh, clothes to school?” *dense music*

[@KingoftheJuice18]

That was the best part.

[@amdee305]

🤣

[@cmaried505]

I remember being a banquet server in university and I always dreaded serving the kids table for this reason. We had to ask them what they wanted to eat and I'm an introvert, so I always got nervous trying to get their attention. Now that I work at a school, I've gotten the hang of saying things like 'do you like to color?' and 'cool shirt!'. Those always seem to land haha.

[@ew6919]

@@CalebBerman you missed the quick part

[@amymitman173]

Please actually make “Duolingo for talking to your dad”

[@somedumbluck]

Seriously, literally everything I say starts an fight

[@aceampora6012]

Luka Majstorović is that supposed to be funny ‘cause I’m missing the joke

[@Sp1n1985]

@@Xanderxindershin his last name suggest he's eastern European. Chances are he's trolling because his father's drunk on Vodka and beating his mother so no parental guidance

[@MsWill813]

@Luka Majstorović I think this is funny. I am white and my daughter is mixed, so you know why :D

[@ruthlesstruth4765]

Xander just stating the god honest truth.

[@hunneylipps]

My daughter is 12 and she starts every conversation with "and then.."I'm like.. And then? Where and when did this story start

[@KKTanaa]

Courtney OmegaDeLancy 😂😂😂

[@jazzinikki01]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wayneclark7180]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeidiCavalier]

This is even worse than my 6 year old's "guess what?" habit. "Guess what? The sun is setting." "Guess what? I have books." "Guess what? How long until Christmas?" "Guess what? How old are HOUSES?" "Guess what? Why does the moon do that thing?" "Guess what? Um, I forgot -- but guess what?" Can't wait for "and then" to kick in. Kids are truly miracles.

[@hunneylipps]

@@HeidiCavalier 😁😺😁😺 yes they are. For the first two years of her life we were unsure if she would ever speak. She just said one word for lots of things, juice, bread, bite. Now she talks nonstop. A real miracle 😂😅🤣😂

[@DJJR617]

This was clever. My favorite: "kid falls on the sidewalk in front of you"

[@coribug42]

Actually is awkward. To help the kid or not. Can't lift them completely off the ground, "oh no, you're stealing them" and can't not just watch, "oh, you're a monster! help that baby!" . Middle ground? Verbally react, to announce yourself to parent/guardian, then prop kid up to sitting or standing position.

[@learyxx2678]

Same.

[@Fireglo]

@@coribug42 I think those rules only apply to men. A woman could help the kid with no suspicions arising.

[@nicoleonlysometimes824]

Clyde Cash no that’s weird i’m not touching your child

[@smalleyesbigattitude]

I need this one lmao

[@akherousia]

I love that woman's nod of approval at the end 😂😂😂 such a typical commercial move 😂

[@roseJ96]

I used to basically tell kids "I like your X" and then act like I wanted to steal it and for some reason they absolutely loved that.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Because dogs and small kids think about the same

[@hijodelaisla275]

"basically"

[@leoscamander7805]

Dude same😅

[@tyrant-den884]

Dude, I'd've bit you.

[@DS-fv4rx]

My go-to is “So what do you do for fun?” Because no kid wants to answer “How’s school?” But that’s the first thing everyone asks.

[@xonecinema]

as someone who's slowly becoming the only one without a child among my friends, I seriously need this. kids suck at conversations.. or I do.

[@scsclassics]

Adopt a foreigner

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

No, it's them. At least if you're able to hold a conversation with adults.

[@MrCostas32]

I was thing the exact same thing

[@SoWhosGae]

xonestudio I have worked with children for years and I can tell you it's them it's not you.

[@SunyiSideUp]

Kids don't have language skills, yet, and that includes conversational skills. Even older children.

[@SlowllyDrifting]

Kristen is me every time I try to talk to a kid 😅

[@scsclassics]

Yes , you are you and she is her . Good job .

[@kjamison5951]

emily Kristen is me every time I try to talk to … anyone...

[@ThatOneGuyFromSchool]

I am the walrus

[@katybiller1095]

Same

[@chaosapiant]

When talking to children I, too, need to be rescued by a vampire. :D

[@nicolettec6681]

I need this. I can't tell childrens ages and u start talking to them in the most awkward way . Then I feel horrible that children don't like me.

[@iveebloom4169]

Why do I feel like Kristen Stewart actually can’t talk to kids.

[@temmere]

Wouldn't surprise me; she does seem like a bit of an oddball. (I love her though.)

[@zorakj]

@@kaaviya9315 They are moving to using just actor and not actress. --Note: when I made this reply Kaaviya has used the word actor instead of actress and I was reassuring them they were not wrong.

[@crystala7x182]

Yeah, she was perfect for this sketch lol 😂

[@zorakj]

@ChujinDrag0n Why?

[@MasochisticMaiden]

She has a hard time not swearing so she really cant.

[@lynnie5551]

How about "Duolingo for talking at funerals?" I'm the one who says awkward things like "how've you been?" to the decedent's spouse or "it's so good to see you." The worst is "we should do this again."

[@tsveno72]

Lynnie “She looks so peaceful.”

[@JoseRS1186]

Try a sorrowful, silent nod.

[@kaiatheodore]

"We should do this again" Oh noooo hahahaha

[@lynnie5551]

@@kaiatheodore Yeah, definitely felt the red hot shame immediately flushing my cheeks with that one! I also have a terrible habit of stepping on people's feet when I go in for hug. I don't know how! I literally have tiny size 6 feet, but I might as well be wearing clown shoes!

[@someboi425]

Hmm. Sounds familiar. OH POOP. HE’S HERE. Hans, get ze Luger. Shit, Hans is dead.

[@mikehill05]

This app shouldn’t be a joke this is serious I’m 23 😂

[@Xx_L1v1ng_H3L_xX]

Seriously dangerous, that bird has evil in its eyes the likes of which humanity has never seen before

[@blumachine]

Okay duolingo bird

[@veghead05]

Damn serious 😂

[@ummmholly1182]

Dude that’s what I was thinking!!!!

[@Microdosingyourvalidation]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Damn, i need to get that program too!

[@jacksonfan4life123]

“You’re an engineer one day” 😭

[@alexandragulko8135]

her trying hard, because hearing your pretty is cliche, and hearing you are smart, or some actual real complement is better. But, in this case she's trying to avoid the stereotype so it's awk. yay women in STEM.

[@maaz322]

it's because you're not supposed to perpetuate any gender stereotypes such as calling a little girls pretty, even if they're dressed as a princess. It's kind of ridiculous that, just because there are a few outliers among young children's interests, treating them a certain way is supposedly 'malignant', and you have to reverse the status quo and, pretty much, human nature.

[@christyler2882]

jacksonfan4life123 that girl who was talked to is my friend the kid in that scene

[@mushroomdoorknobpillow942]

Feminism...... quite annoying when it’s pushed everywhere

[@TheArtificialDragon]

This line is genius, it carries the awkwardness into the grammar. It could have been "I bet you'll be an engineer one day" or any number of actually correct statements, but the writers went for the stumbling introvert version that isn't even a real sentence, I love it.

[@tretre3892]

As a 43 year old woman who never had kids, I truly relate to this sketch 😂

[@slothyy9503]

But don't you feel better prepared now? I know I do 😆

[@tretre3892]

@@slothyy9503 yes! 🤣

[@laurendaryani4893]

Same here haha. Though apparently I need a Duolingo that'll help me talk to adults too 😅

[@jsgames6843]

Well you still got a slight window to have them before your uterus shrivel up and dies

[@tretre3892]

@@jsgames6843 I don't have a uterus anymore dude. That window was shut and nailed closed in 2014

[@samirae5307]

"Yea, you go to school...that sucks." Sounds like she knows how to talk to kids just fine. *s'joke*

[@roxyheart5517]

yeah

[@IloveyouLenaKatina]

Just not with the mom there. :D

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Talking to kids doesn't mean reinforcing their prejudices and immaturity.

[@samirae5307]

@@KingoftheJuice18 True, that's why it was a joke 🌟

[@KingoftheJuice18]

@@samirae5307 Good. It's so hard to tell on SM.

[@jayden90]

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

[@eliotrix8190]

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!

[@AlextheENTP]

AHH, this reference is so fitting! 😂 Let's hope no-one accidentally joins the children's mafia using this tactic.

[@EmmaSmith-fm3de]

Dangerous talk that leads to driving a getaway car!!

[@shopkinspesky]

“child falls on sidewalk in front of you” im dead 😅😅😅

[@BL3SSed-Bliss]

Totally happened in the mall in front my mom and me this past Saturday (oh shit, just realized it was the very same day this aired)! My mom said she was proud of how I handled it LOLOL. 😂🤣😅

[@doandroidzdream]

muh worst fear!

[@MurdaInky]

🌸Shopkins Pesky🌸 www.twitch.tv/yay_inky Come through

[@celieboo]

That was my favorite line, too!

[@MikelosM]

no they are

[@hangao6191]

I kinda need a version of this app that teaches how to talk to humans... not just kids...

[@dylancole5985]

Han Gao God same🤣

[@esi4ever]

Me too 😢

[@hayberdasher8625]

YOU ARE TALKING ON KZbin JUST FINE, BRO

[@Psychol-Snooper]

You might look into therapy, and then group therapy.

[@Traytay0612]

I’d still be too awkward to actually test it out on people! 😆

[@cassandraj1822]

"Also available in: your dad." ...I didn't come here to be attacked like that

[@debbalt]

@Cassandra J lol but I know I need that lol

[@carolyntalbot947]

Pro tip: Just talk about the weather.

[@zacht1376]

" Hey sooo uhh-" "Right yeah. Yep." "Cool, always thought the sports did that. Like all of sports the entire thing."

[@popburnsy3207]

Oi, don't forget about, "Your mum"

[@AdrianColley]

I'm surprised it didn't say "your Trump-supporting dad".

[@neekless]

2:03 aidy's side eye is hilarious

[@jacksont9455]

*talking to a 2-year-old* “So what grade are you in?”

[@Eddiemurphybuttsex]

*8th*

[@danielleking262]

lol

[@SynthApprentice]

"Got a girlfriend yet? Boyfriend?"

[@billbauer9795]

Telling the father of a short 16-year old, "your son is 9, right?"

[@Africanlady2]

The age part is so necessary! Let’s not even get into the months thing.

[@sarkastikleader4708]

My 5 year old godson: “Hi!!!” Me: “So you like, want a beer or something..?”

[@zisira2469]

Hi just wanted to say you’re gorgeous

[@sarkastikleader4708]

Zisira lol thanks

[@meghanwilliams4295]

😂😂😂😂

[@chinookvalley]

But, that's like normal, right?

[@haroldtwining7645]

@SidewalkLeader LOL

[@faeriewitch8580]

I want a Duolingo for small talk with adults. Kristen Stewart in this sketch is so me every time I try executing the painfully hard and complicated skill called small talk.

[@beeleg]

I’ve actually said “you go to school? Man that sucks..” to a six year old so I think this could work for me.

[@stefano2303]

Well, s/he would have discovered that soon

[@beeleg]

Stefano Gonzato exactly, see you get it. I was just preparing them.

[@Max-me9ol]

"youre an engineer some day" jesus christ thats the most cruel insult to someones physical appearance ive ever heard. - an engineering student

[@Dontcallmebruh]

Lmaooooo😂😂😂

[@sinahaase9923]

@Destroyer of Soy so what should you say

[@smellyguy9354]

Damn quote inside a quote

[@elhammo7478]

@Destroyer of Soy Bro that joke is literally making fun of people's confusion with new social norms that makes them unable to have a normal conversation. She doesn't want to say the girl looks pretty, because that's not a feminist compliment, so she goes way overboard and says "you're an engineer someday." That's why it's funny. It's satire.

[@justrosy5]

No, it isn't. Just don't talk about appearances at all. Ask her, "Do you like magnets?" You can put her on the right path with just that one simple question!

[@Lilith_2191]

“get a better sense of a kid’s age” I felt that in my soul. Like at what age do kids stop using sippy cups???

[@ahhh4117]

8????

[@lucakat9262]

Actually, I know a 40 something woman who actually told me "hey, I was being mean the other day, so I took a sip out of my sister's sippy cup." And her younger sister is like in her 30s!😳 I guess some people never grow out of them. 😂

[@lilliylil-lie43]

N0, like 3, or when they stop spilling drinks, then they use bottles again then at like 6 they only use plastic cup then at 10 or 11, glass cups

[@MarkLipka]

*I am still using a spill-resistant cup at 58.*

[@Lilith_2191]

@@lilliylil-lie43 yes but when I was a waitress I was like “that kid is anywhere between 6 and 10 and I don’t know if it’s offensive if I bring them a cup with a lid on it.” I always erred on the side of pro-lid because kids are clumsy.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

Aidy's facial expressions, esp at the end were perfect

[@annettep1]

"Also available in: your dad." ...we're gonna need the full version

[@JoseRS1186]

"because your friends are starting to have them" Yeah....that's the ticket...

[@danielleking262]

I caught that too, ain't it the truth. lol

[@Audrey-hd4xz]

or you’re starting to make freinds who have them 😳

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

*"YOU MISSED YOUR TALKING TO CHILD LESSON."* *"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!* FRONT DOOR OPEN PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

[@braelyn4233]

Please I haven't seen my family in years I want to go home. Lol

[@at-rexontheinternet1388]

@@braelyn4233 BEG FOR IT... IN WAYS WE TALK TO CHILDREN!

[@braelyn4233]

@@at-rexontheinternet1388 😂😂

[@supermariologic2983]

Imagine that it has a Plot. Twist

[@hanac5586]

I've always found talking to kids hard because even as a kid I was annoyed that people would talk to me as if I was stupid (which I was but) so now I'm unsure if other kids feel that way loll

[@kellylappin5944]

You were not stupid! I hate that people think that saying ‘high five’, or other such nonsense is stimulating to the intellect of a child. They should be inspired by adults, not condescended to.

[@mgncase]

I talk to kids as if they were people. They seem to like it.

[@lukenel29]

hmm, very accurate. The only part they forgot were the owls constant threats on your life.

[@MegaKaiDude]

Duo please don't get rid of my family

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@@MegaKaiDude I won't if you take your fucking lessons and stop watching SNL.

[@lonewalkerproductions]

@@AaronSaysSKOL lmfao!

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@@lonewalkerproductions Do not laugh at me human! When you take Duolingo, though, you'll be able to laugh in over 10 languages.

[@CraniumOnEmpty]

@@AaronSaysSKOL haha. Rsrs. kkkk. Jajaja. MDR. www. 555. Xaxa. 哈哈. xà xà.

[@radiohead7519]

kristen looks so pretty with her hair like that 😊

[@danielleking262]

I was thinking that too !!

[@IanR1205]

Hey, you’re not supposed to say that to girls now.

[@abhi-wi2mj]

Ikrr

[@MelanieSaez]

I like her backpack with her hair like that!

[@sarahs_dailyvlogs]

@@IanR1205 wtf do u mean they were just complimenting her

[@kaedilla2196]

Kid falls on sidewalk Me: OOOOOF. keeps walking

[@Wanderer25]

Same thing happened the other day. Was I supposed to try to console some strange toddler like a weirdo or just keep walking like a heartless douche? So conflicted .

[@eliz2000]

Child down! Somebody’s child just fell down!

[@PhatAsPhoebe]

I say drop a road flare and keep walking. 🚶🏻‍♀️ 🧨👶

[@ferr.4106]

honestly a lot of times, if a small child takes a little fall and the people around them overreact and seem panicked toward the child, the kid’s gonna start crying and shit. if you just give them a little “oo, u alright bud?” they’re probably gonna just walk it off if they didnt hit their head

[@tomhalouva9977]

I teach kids from 3 years up, "kids with big pink dress" killed me. 🤣

[@yaee123]

My six year old heard “high five, too slow” and ran over with all seriousness to give me a high five 🤣🤣🤣

[@elmagnificodep]

My 6 year old child and I do high five too slow competitions. First to 10.

[@mr.kingofphenomenal4629]

lol

[@brenyatta]

If you’re off for over a week, the owl will murder the next child you speak to

[@whome779]

kinda like Momo, but cute

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

That's right. So get back to your fucking lessons.

[@isabelracine1066]

Duolingo Bird Goddamn.

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

@@isabelracine1066 You too Isabel! You missed your Portugese lesson yesterday! You're already on my list!

[@isabelracine1066]

Duolingo Bird Desculpe!!!

[@LadyxBleu]

This one hit me hard. When I look at a kid, I have no idea how old they are. Like, how big is a 9 year old? I'll never know.

[@rosieposie7347]

Literally the only reason I know how big an eight year old is is because my nephew is eight 😂

[@adamfederspiel670]

@Melinda Guy ???

[@burritodog3634]

just ask them idiot

[@LadyxBleu]

Surprisingly, yes, as a human, I, too, was a child once. However, as sometimes happens as an adult, I have since lost my frame of reference for some things. And yes, I DO ask children how old they are when is appropriate, however, I often cannot tell on sight alone how old a child is.

[@IRex-wm9pd]

bigger than a breadbox.

[@IbnAbbas786]

There should make a new version now 'Bro, u got that skibidi rizz'

[@marielpare8290]

The Midwestern approach to a toddler falling down on the sidewalk is “Ope! Big fall!” so they don’t cry 😂

[@marciestoddard730]

Oofdah midwesterners

[@philipppaasch8929]

Was?^

[@jazzyg6059]

As a preschool teacher, people really need this. And its sooo accurate lool!

[@etwrecipe]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrDigztheswagking]

😂😂

[@fannygarciaphoto]

I don't know how to act around kids...

[@meghansullivan6812]

Omg im a fellow preschool teacher and I was laughing so hard at this 😭

[@oryxthetakenking8275]

I can't even talk to my friends correctly, nevermind the kids

[@whitniehoyle2108]

I felt that

[@eco7010]

Oryx The Taken King I was just thinking of this 😂

[@MizuhaVT]

Hey no we killed you

[@DarkDrai]

You have friends? I can't even talk to anyone correctly, nevermind friends.

[@Neildo430ci]

You meant like cats & dogs. Caged animals.

[@Tiamat_X]

Child falls on sidewalk in front of you: I know this. You're supposed to laugh, and then walk past it without any additional interaction, right?

[@Drummer52895]

"you're not pretty.... you're an engineer one day" OMG

[@lynsey1002]

this is funny and all but like when’s the app coming out

[@rubydixon598]

The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.

[@TheOzcar17]

2019: haha nice sketch 2077: shut up and take my money

[@SahilP2648]

Cyberpunk?

[@scsclassics]

FBI agent ???

[@lalzuala9314]

I want that app even in 2019.

[@Dead_Channel964]

I see you're a man of culture aswell

[@grimawe]

there will be no more kids in 2077

[@ethansloan]

I've been substitute teaching for about a year now. This would be very helpful when I work at elementary schools. Things I've learned NOT to say when supervising the playground: "Dude, seriously?" "Walk it off." "What do you want me to do about it?" "I didn't say he wasn't a jackass, I said you can't hit him."

[@mgncase]

IDK, these seem legit

[@presidenttheo565]

You have no idea how useful the "identify their ages" feature would be Edit: jesus, guys, i told a thirteen-year-old that I thought she was about eight to her face and she was offended. this was not a creepy consent thing. this was a "I'm a dumbass who doesn't want to piss off children" thing.

[@anthonyneal870]

Ian Walton That’s so foul😭😭😭

[@TheBoxingNinja]

@@ianwalton284 "Sir, you believe she was 18, but you also had to pick her up from middle school before your date?"

[@The2011Godfather]

Also available in "Talking to your Dad" MADE FOR ME

[@carolyntalbot947]

Weather. Always just bring up the weather.

[@AaronSaysSKOL]

Can't believe they made this sketch and didn't even include me.

[@Ggeekz]

Did you see the game?

[@gritsonamission]

*in my best Shallon voice*. Oh, you know my dad?!!

[@tayloremriectx]

“Hey dad, can I sign up for a sports page called Only Fans?”

[@paulkocyla1343]

"You look not pretty. I mean you´re smart. I mean - you´re an engineer one day" - made my day :-D

[@azhotmom]

Lol!

[@MISSMADISONMEDIA]

Child in the hot tub at vacation resort😂 STOP DOING THIS!!!!

[@Ultravonder]

Will not lie, I actually keep the “cool backpack” and “chicken fingers” phrase ready at a moments notice now for any unavoidable child interactions.

[@TheTibetyak]

Lucky me. I sprang that "chicken fingers" topic to the kid owned by vegan parents.

[@beefoster7623]

We are a species (Children)that is growing more vegan/vegetarian... Try pizza!

[@sk8rgirly]

owned? lol

[@hijodelaisla275]

"actually"

[@SRosenberg203]

Kristen Steward always reminded me of a real-life version of an infomercial character, who struggles so mightily in black-and-white with a random everyday task until some company comes along with a product that will turn the world to color and make an easy task effortless. I think that's why she was literally the most perfect person ever for this skit.

[@terrylee8325]

I feel that everyone needs the “For talking to your Dad” one. I do not know how to converse with that man😂

[@Ctwosrer]

Terry Lee why? Just curious. Did u grow up in the house with him?

[@eb4676]

Go play ball or go out or something and start a convo or ask him questions Lmaoo.

[@terrylee8325]

Carson G I did but I can’t talk to him like I talk to my mother.

[@mr.kingofphenomenal4629]

Same.

[@elsadiamond1001]

Cool I'm not alone 😅

[@LieutenantSheep]

I now know that adults who talked about how much I had grown were just trying to survive interacting w a child

[@oswald8081]

I have three kids, still can't talk to other people's kids 😅

[@LJ-yp8vx]

Same! I get super awkward 😂😂 i always feel judged by the little monsters😂😂 i only know how to talk to my child🤦🏾

[@TGPR233]

Same, I have two, and I graduated undergrad with an elementary education degree...obviously I'm not using it. 🤣 I feel so awkward talking to kids other than my own.

[@TheTibetyak]

I have no children. 60 years old. One of my coworkers talked me into doing a first aid class for her Boy Scout Troop. Those kids instantly smelled the fear and devoured me in less than 5 minutes.

[@foxtrotnine]

At least duo didn't take them.

[@foxtrotnine]

Security Alert: Back door opened.

[@michaelniemeyer5116]

"I mean, you're an engineer one day" LOL

[@owenhunt]

La nina estare inginiero un dia en el futuro

[@benjaminrosenbohm8910]

This is a million dollar idea. Why has noone made this yet

[@millawitt1882]

Aidy’s look at the end is the best! -It’s like she thinking “..this is creepy”🤣🤣🤣

[@entropy8000]

1:55 the look of approval killed me for some reason

[@TheWBWoman]

I want to see "Duolingo for Talking to Teens"! 😂

[@rhetro777]

I think Roy Moore sells that

[@chingguskhan8774]

How about *NO*

[@TraumaER]

*Just learn how to text emojis and problem solved.*

[@cmdunn1972]

My 14 year old: #mood * Me: Same here! * Note: Understanding is crucial, but if Mom ever actually uses teenager lingo, her child will be embarrassed and angry.

[@soulstrength]

We all need that!!! LOL

[@probablybubs5367]

Kristen being a mood for 2 minutes and 19 seconds

[@progKansas]

3

[@juggerswood]

@@progKansas a wat

[@Christian-rn1ur]

Things white girls say

[@teaamotional]

So badly in need of 'Duolingo for talking to your dad' 😭💀

[@aeonjoey3d]

Just prompt them: "how's school?" and put an open mouth smile on your face like everything is amazing that they're saying. lol

[@Angie-yv7ws]

aeonjoey lol

[@Angie-yv7ws]

Good one

[@Ochikrasnye]

aeonjoey As far as I remember my school days, I never liked to be asked about school, quite the opposite: I hated it and wanted to change my mind as quickly as possible. And I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one.

[@rodricksteal1729]

@@Ochikrasnye come on what else do you ask kids about. They're just potatoes that go to school.

[@kerryrose4870]

@@Ochikrasnye Me too, it was just about all any adult ever asked me and I hated school, so that question was guaranteed to make me want to leave the conversation as quickly as possible.

[@Chicklo11]

Isn't the correct response to "child falls on pavement" just laughter?

[@MrInconvenient]

It's actually, "Cool backpack!"

[@dodec8449]

@@MrInconvenient "High five! Too slow .... "

[@83gemm]

No no, first you see if they are hurt. If they’re hurt, THEN you laugh

[@unicorncurry317]

i cackle EVERY single time the skit is funny but it’s the one thing that gets me

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or concern for their safety.

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

When Kyle put his hand in that kid's face 🤣🤣

[@camilaarce4479]

Once, for an assignment in university i had to talk to a kid, she was playing and i said "oh so you.. like... you like toys?"

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Kristen radiates that ‘I don’t know how to talk to kids and I resent that I have to learn’ energy we all feel from time to time Edit: I’m a fraud. A fool. A clown. Hours after making this comment I spent 15 minutes talking to a child. As an introverted adult I desperately want to not care but as a former introverted child I know there’s nothing more awkward than being a child at a function for adults. It’s always hard to be a child and even more so today than when I was a kid.

[@taliab.7329]

“so i bet YOU like chicken fingers” BDSJDJSJ

[@lyssakate]

Oh god I need this. A co-worker brought her 8 year old son in to work one day. I said, "Nice to meet you," and tried to shake his hand. He hid behind his mom. I thought they were just like little adults :(

[@lisag18]

That's not unusual. I used to think it was me then realized some kids are uneasy with new people

[@DarlingNikki2]

Reminds me of what happened to my mom when a co-worker brought their then 8-year-old daughter in. My mom just looked at her, hadn't even said anything and the girl started screaming and crying like my mom was attacking her LOL! Now I admit that my mom has a resting mean face, but that little girl was being way too dramatic.

[@dreamweaver1603]

Okay, that’s not normal. Poor kids today don’t even know how to talk to adults without getting anxiety. This is ridiculous. No 8-year Old should be crying because someone talked to her. WTH?

[@DarlingNikki2]

@@dreamweaver1603 Yeah, she was a weird little girl who turned into a witchy acting adult (she's 20 now).

[@dreamweaver1603]

DarlingNikki2 that is sad. I guess there were always weird people, but when we were kids no 8-year Old would have been hiding behind their mom or crying when an adult talked to them. I blame computers and not letting kids play outside on their own. Even if they play outside now they have phones to tether them to their parents. They can’t ever be allowed to wing it on their own, and it’s becoming more and more of a problem for the younger generations. I’m Gen X, and we were pretty much left to our own devices our entire childhood. Then we over-corrected with our own kids and turned them into anxiety-ridden people. It turns out our parents’ neglect was a good thing lol. Who would’ve thought?

[@JohnSmith-td7hd]

I just give them a look of fear and disgust, and they leave me alone.

[@onee]

I need this. But for with people of my age group.

[@etwrecipe]

👍👍👍

[@franciscobautista4279]

Me too

[@avorydonor4600]

That's socialization, my friend.

[@luismedeiros7139]

For when ur friends show up with a kid out of nowhere

[@juggerswood]

Yeah ikr. Especially at the strip club or at a bar.

[@kaedilla2196]

Yeah like one day i was dealing crack to some lady and her DAMN KID walks in. I was like “het buddy, want a hit?”

[@deviljoe1750]

My friend had a baby... and I let time get away from me... and he’s 12

[@frankslefttesticle3247]

@@kaedilla2196 lol

[@OneDude7745]

Right?

[@mikeysrose]

This is easily my favorite Kristen Stewart performance.

[@JohnstasBACK]

do you wear your clothes to school? 🤣🤣