Sausage Party Pitch Meeting

[@massive_bass_nerd]

These pitch meetings are seriously one of the best things on KZbin right now

[@laughinglaughing1416]

agree

[@The_There_Man_Show]

Damn right. Can't believe I just found them. Fanboy flicks is funny too. 😂

[@themilkman-jz3ly]

Yup

[@javyon]

Too bad screen rant owns them

[@jaydonboettcher7562]

1 year later

[@natalieshaffer9440]

“Sometimes my brain doesn’t work so brain” Same

[@chase2341]

Natalie Shaffer always

[@brettknoss486]

It's called marijuana.

[@hamiltonfangirl1765]

This is me everyday

[@godbluffvdgg]

It's an homage to Homer...And, not the one from the Iliad...

[@tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121]

😂

[@MaximumMadnessStixon]

As a movie theater employee, there's one thing I'd add: "Being animated and having cute talking-food as the main characters, won't parents think this is a family movie and bring their kids in?" "I don't think that's going to be a problem. It's not like parents will ignore the R-rating just because it's animated." Cut to angry parent screaming at a movie theater employee for five minutes straight because they ignored the R-rating and brought their kids in thinking that it was a kids movie just because it's animated. Which happened. A lot.

[@Imnoonewhoareyou]

🤦‍♀️

[@matthewreynoso6904]

@@Imnoonewhoareyou Appropriate reaction

[@markmayhew7893]

I'm going to guess that you're too young to remember the movie "Heavy Metal".

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Let's not pretend that wasn’t intentional. The movie makers really wanted parents to get confused. Maybe it was part of their sick 'message' about checking what you show your kids. And there probably should have been a warning that the movie isn't for kids on top of the R rating.

[@rhodiumthunderbird]

@@hittingyouoverthehead Isn't being a warning that the movie isn't for kids the R ratings job?

[@EclecticPkm]

Pitch *Saving Private Ryan* Must be really hard to find this guy in WWII Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

[@kundankumar777]

EclecticPkm you might need one more edit to change 'and' to 'an'

[@EclecticPkm]

thanks, blasted auto correct

[@ChaseABeasley]

Only if you consider the deaths of Vin Diesel AND Giovanni Ribisi to be barely an inconvenience

[@gasgaslex_photos]

I already asked yesterday for a - Saving Ryan's Privates pitch

[@seanwilks7712]

Doesn’t make any sense. It was pretty hard to find him in the movie.

[@classicmovienet2401]

A thousand more food puns? Won't that get...a little STALE?

[@brucebaker810]

I caught that too. That can often happen, by accident, in conversation or monologue. But I think this was intentional.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

The audience seems to gobble it up like hotcakes but I wasn't bready for it, blah blah Wonderwoman and her Miracle Whip.

[@berengustav7714]

I'm dead😂😅

[@berengustav7714]

@@onkelpappkov2666 I'm dead😅😂

[@kashkillerkem5771]

V B honestly 😂

[@coreypiatek6507]

Ryan, you always introduce yourself at the end, but who is the other guy?

[@dakotadirden9834]

r/woosh

[@deadchannel7573]

@@dakotadirden9834 r/thatsawrongwoooosh

[@neebsmcneebs9697]

Oh, not knowing who pitch guy is is tight!

[@andrewquick4176]

Whoopsy

[@Zaacdrums]

Wow wow wow wow

[@brainslugg]

Now I want a shirt that says: "Sometimes, my brain doesn't work so brain."

[@oddoneout1835]

I'd buy it.

[@gabrielking7855]

i'd so buy that

[@willwass6464]

I will buy that

[@toxicprophetking]

I'll buy two!

[@gabrielking7855]

@a man why have you liked all of your comments

[@troostan2776]

I saw this movie with my family because we thought it would just be another funny, sort of raunchy, Seth Rogen comedy and during that end “orgy” scene, I felt the most uncomfortable I have ever get in my entire life. I am scarred.

[@ThatReadingGuy28]

Did you not read any reviews first?

[@crazycookie4645]

Your family? I hope said family didn't include children because if so, then you're oblivious as all hell.

[@danielchae1452]

Aren't most Seth Rogen movies pretty raunchy anyways? You may have got him confused with Jim Gaffigan

[@donskiver]

Oh man I thought I was the only one. I visited my parents one day and we surfed pay per view and saw this movie and we all thought oh that looks funny, there might be a sex joke or curse word every now and then. Let me tell you, watching that food orgy at the end was probably the most uncomfortable I've ever felt in my entire life. Even worse than when we had "the talk" as a kid.

[@troostan2776]

Crazy Cookie nah we’re all older but still, being the youngest and still being a teenager made it horrible to sit through

[@Lilliaace]

This is so accurate it's painful. This is probably exactly how this pitch meeting happened.

[@lamonzeparker7744]

Warner Bros. has officially asked Johnny Depp to step down from his role as Gellert Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts.

[@funkyfreshkb8670]

Umm. Ok

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

woah dudes what if we made a movie like toy story but its with food that swear constantly every second and its all fucked up *smokes* yeah i can see that being the case.

[@OneofInfinity.]

Only with a lot more weed involved.

[@isaiahadams1996]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This comment had me cracking up

[@clipzntrix]

Keep it up with the pitch meetings these have become my favorite segment on this channel

[@ScreenRant]

Glad to hear!

[@thatblondboy007]

They’re the only good thing about this channel...

[@nicholasonciul5770]

thatblondboy 00 i agree

[@isabeld.1153]

Wait... other segments?

[@themudbloodjedi8390]

The "first guy to do" stuff are tight! Keep those coming also!

[@zachryder3150]

Putting a sausage in a hot-dog bun is TIGHT!

[@jessbragg1]

oh yeah, until the BUN gets split down the middle :)

[@OscarGomez80]

it is if the bun is fresh

[@leroylowe5921]

Actually Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience !

[@TristynRusselo]

... if you are lucky.

[@tacticalflex2154]

Tristyn Russelo unlucky*

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

almost felt lame for introducing myself as “frank” as a clever thing playing a hot dog in an improv class and then i remembered i was 9 at the time so probably my pun was a little less pathetic than those of a man who’s been alive for 4 decades

[@Johnny-cz2wv]

Frank refers to Frankfurter? (Not a native speaker sry)

[@CraftySouthpaw]

@@Johnny-cz2wv Correct.

[@Ruiluth]

You had an improv class at 9 years old?

[@nala7829]

That's also a solid joke! Given that, you know, it wasn't part of this disaster.

[@Larry_Ibarra]

Ever notice that the more "for adults" a cartoon gets, the more childish and immature it actually is?

[@agonleed3841]

yea. Cause the "for adults" part does NOT have to equate to impressive feats of vocabulary. It just means to be able to let go, while simultaneously understanding differences of reality vs what you're watching...in a mindset that younger audiences haven't made it to yet

[@crazyweirdgirl115]

@@agonleed3841 because often "for adults" just means a lot of sex jokes, not thought-provoking themes or anything, ultimately making it immature.

[@anhero2377]

@@agonleed3841 Nope. Adults don't like the idea of being seen enjoying animation. "For Adult" animated shows like Family Guy need to sell themselves on an exaggerated comedy routine or over the top slapstick that is meant to not be taken seriously. It is because so many adults are childish and don't want to be "seen" a certain way, that we have to put up with this. Please don't pretend that older audiences are all that different or more "developed" than younger ones.

[@akunog2708]

@@anhero2377 "Please don't pretend that older audiences are all that different or more "developed" than younger ones." I think there is validity to the claim that younger audiences tend to have a harder time differentiating between actual reality, and what they see on a video screen. I remember going to sleep as a kid hoping I would wake up with super powers like I saw on Dragon Ball. It takes years and years of accumulated experience to be any good at determining fact from fiction, I don't think anyone is born with that ability; that's why religion is so easy to teach to children too. That being said, i'm not trying to defend this movie, it's garbage on multiple levels hehe. Also I agree that a lot of "for adults" stuff is immature and not well done, but it also doesn't get the funding, or attention that stuff produced for a general audience gets. Oh, and Family Guy is funny because of the slap-stick-cut-a-way gags.. That's like the 70% of the show.. It's not a cover-up to allow adults to be seen watching cartoons without embarrassment.

[@dv9239]

"for adults" That tag is definitely used to lure teenagers in

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

"Sometimes my brain doesn't work so brain." Such a legitimate statement has never been stated.

[@saltyshrimppasta]

That Regular Show episode where the talking hot dogs try to kill everybody to avenge all the hot dogs they’ve eaten is infinitely better than Sausage Party

[@zg8999]

Ofc

[@zg8999]

Regular show was the GOAT

[@clairelu606]

Random true story: Once I was a kid, we went to see a live action movie on a adventure story that I didn't like but then their was a poster of sausage party (hot dog in bun, I didn't know what it symbolizes and now that I know I feel so embarrassed) and so I ask my dad to take me to watch it but my dad said it was inappropriate for my age (probably because he saw the trailer) but I didn't understand what he meant, years later I went and watch the trailer and clips I would have to say "thanks dad for that pleasant childhood without sausages in buns"

[@Cushla-np4pt]

correct

[@doGInVain]

Regular was the truth

[@911Molanaa]

The sarcasm seems so professionally done, great job😂

[@TheNipSnipper]

Its actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@hyperhektor7733]

the secret are his faceexpressions combined with small talk phrases used in offices

[@Genji_Glove]

You're too good for screen rant. Discovered you through the GoT Season 8 pitch and you're my new favourite thing! I come here just to see how you're gonna work "barely an inconvenience" into it 😂😂

[@Magnero]

Same. That GOT one was cathartic.

[@marlujo653]

Same! GOT was the first time I saw these!

[@Jkw211]

Michael Edwards haha, I came here for EXACTLY the same reason😂 (And it was barely an inconvenience)

[@prolifik5]

Same here.

[@crazyeyeskillah]

Same hooked via the GOT one.

[@MaiAolei]

The most glorious case of "He watched the movie, so we don't have to."

[@mavortius8768]

I don't know...I'm pretty sure that award will forever belong to Cats.

[@MegaMillionBillion]

"What's the logic behind what's alive and what isn't?" "The WhaAaaaat?"

[@jamesfowler5100]

Thomas and friends has the problem.

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

Incarnation I think 🤔? No clue

[@ghost085]

This makes the emoji movie sound like a masterpiece.

[@Kiabeta]

It was

[@xinthebox]

I actually like the sausage party it was funny and unique

[@DogOfHades]

No

[@remington8617]

Yeah it does

[@wolftreetruck4946]

It is good to know someone still has there sanity, and didn't have it stolen by the emoji movie.

[@MjolnirsPower]

Why does it seem like every pitch meeting here is more than likely the Actual pitch meeting of the movies?

[@pinecone4100]

because it is. duh

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

W

[@JoeSelf1982]

You've got me interested in seeing the movie. That's something their marketing campaign couldn't do.

[@ScreenRant]

😆😆😆

[@officialspaceefrain]

Best movie ever made.

[@beggar1015]

Don't do it! You'll thank me later.

[@ValerieBleak]

Don't. Just.... Don't.

[@JoeSelf1982]

Don't worry guys, I won't. I was just having fun.

[@sammylane21]

Forgot to mention the lesbian Taco Latina .

[@jeffbrehove2614]

@MsBizzyGurl it's okay, she's voiced by Salma Hayek

[@hectorarredondo6929]

Sammy Lane and to add that the Native American character is played by a white guy hollywood white washing again

[@jeffbrehove2614]

@@hectorarredondo6929 eh not quite. Firewater is see through. Not opaque white

[@punkwrestle]

Was it a fish taco?

[@محمدربيع-خ3ط8ط]

What's the name of the move

[@thenoremac2685]

I watched this movie for free and I still want my money back.

[@ezdiar]

I would like this comment, but you already have the perfect number of likes and I don’t wanna ruin it :P

[@AndrewDukes]

@@ezdiar it’s 124 now

[@ezdiar]

@@AndrewDukes *sigh* well it was nice while it lasted

[@rohiniadsul5533]

@@ezdiar it's 222 now...

[@rohiniadsul5533]

@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 丂ㄖ几丨匚 lmao💀...thanks for coming at me like this👌

[@jonfeltman2314]

Buns are TIGHT...

[@endergrad42]

Jon Feltman Just how I like em! 😘

[@jonfeltman2314]

Nothing quite like having the keys to the trunk😉

[@Cheizean]

Jon Feltman pussy or ass?

[@IsaiahRichards692]

2:00 And jars of Sauerkraut that are Nazis! “Please stop!”

[@incompleteriver770]

Yes

[@notastrangeperson2298]

@Crossover thrashs that’s pretty tame tbh

[@jeffbrehove2614]

And they sing about exterminating the Juice!

[@_Stormfather]

It's pretty funny tbh

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“Oh so it is a normal movie. Everyone lower the rating to PG! They’re making fun of Nazis so alls ok now!”

[@DJM78787]

"I'm not a lawyer but you probably shouldn't hang around school yards." Ryan George, you are spot on, brother. These are great! Thanks for making them.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@ralliedcookies4403]

200

[@kmichael9787]

Pitch Meetings are the only reason and thing I watch on Screen Rant. You should double Ryan George's pay. Twice.

[@awesomesaucer4128]

Wait, what else does ScreenRant do?

[@KristallFire]

Yeah yeah yeah

[@Robin_Glorb]

Why not just say to quadruple it?

[@micahdavis1369]

@@Robin_Glorb because

[@eatmyshorts]

@@awesomesaucer4128 Do they not do Honest trailers lol

[@Mondo_182]

These are easily my favorite videos online. This one had a very improvised vibe, like you were actually doing improv with yourself😅 Hilarious as always

[@leomoe433]

Sean Cordi With himself? There are clearly two actors

[@Pimp-Master]

Leo Moe Two actors and a couple of really busy MacBook Pro editors. Ha ha.

[@lune78]

I just love how movie execs think "cartoon for adults" just means "lots of sexual references and offensive jokes".

[@agonleed3841]

it's fine. if I want clean, I'll continue to watch anime and such

[@MollyHJohns]

​@@agonleed3841 I'm late 2 years but I had to laugh at your reply. Anime also has its own adult genres. Moreso the strange, obscure or niche genres or subgenres you'd be further scarred with than just food bangin each other for shock value. But okay anime is love, anime is life I guess.

[@AdamDonaldson7272]

just ask Seth Rogan he laughs at himself and his peanuts

[@hyphenjeff]

My favorite part of these isn't how hilarious they are, or how clever, or the use of "super easy barely an inconvenience," it's that he seemingly sells the script in every pitch meeting, and as a man who's been turned down almost every time... it gives me hope.

[@davidamoritz]

Jeffrey Jones try pitching complete crap and its certain to be bought, at least thats what it seems like these day.

[@hyphenjeff]

A friend once used the analogy that Hollywood is a system designed to say "no" to everything and occasionally the system fails. I think that's about right.

[@renatonovis]

Jeffrey Jones I guess when someone came with the idea of the emoji movie the system crashed.

[@hyphenjeff]

ha!

[@leonluke3659]

@italkcrab wrong if it was a review it wouldn't always be ironic it always shows the plot holes in movies and presents them in this funny way :)

[@YoniIsrael]

please do Men in *Tights* -just for you saying tights in that way you always say that word

[@peterroe3389]

This suggestion needs to be seen,

[@347Jimmy]

Tights are tight!

[@andybardo7489]

We're men. We're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Sausages wouldn't normally swear, so we're gonna really really really lean into that 🤣🤣🤣

[@snapdragon9300]

But they do spit when cooking.

[@dalime605]

"So the moral of the story is there is no God and everyone should just give in to hedonism and self indulgence?" Basically what I got from it xD

[@plinyelder8156]

*pursue Not “give in to”

[@baldman7738]

@@elis7393 you're aware that Jewish people very much believe in god right?

[@kyleparker613]

@@baldman7738 he is mostlikely a racist troll and not worth your time

[@turbotaquitogoogle8095]

@@elis7393 Antisemitism? Cringe!

[@ageofdeception3503]

@@kyleparker613 says the person with the racist Black Power logos.

[@stupendousdudeman]

love the pitch meetings!

[@TheMovieKnightProductions]

same

[@lordbuss]

Pitch meetings are tight!

[@saraanic9436]

I'm starting to think that "God is dead and everybody should just pursue hedonism and self-indulgence" is Seth Rogan's entire worldview.

[@dlobelow760]

After seeing this movie and reviewing his other movies, I think the same

[@derekbrown6161]

I'd be surprised if his worldview goes beyond, "dude, weed...."

[@lbi3447]

Seth Rogen is a distinctly unfunny person.

[@TheYoshi115]

I mean, he comes from a people that literally killed the son of God. So... yeah.

[@kurryman]

@@TheYoshi115 wait, he's roman?

[@kevinbohn9640]

After watching several of these, “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” is my new favorite saying

[@Da_Infamous]

No no no.... I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back is the best line EVER

[@katehucks774]

Also the specific cadence of “I don’t know!”

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@Da_Infamous "But why would that incredibly unlikely event happen?" "Because" is also good.

[@AngryhammerGames]

I love his phrase, "Super Easy! Barely an inconvenience"

[@jeffreym.8957]

Hah... I find it the most cringey after seeing many of these PM's back-to-back...

[@nocause5395]

Seriously, the end of this movie was just... mind bogglingly absurd

[@michellea221]

I-it was...I dont know what to say

[@JoeyJojoJrJr]

Yeah, and not in like a Charlie Kaufman way, or anything good, just in a baffling, wtf were you thinking way.

[@mohammedayan4058]

What exactly did it show? I’ve not seen it. Can you give me some kind of description because I don’t wanna see it myself

[@christianhartman1298]

@@mohammedayan4058 they describe exactly what happens in this video, it's just dead humans and a food orgy

[@A_Random_Ghost]

@@mohammedayan4058 An orgy that definitely includes the main character watching others banging his love interest.

[@s.k.zuidema2873]

Whoops. Whoopsie! Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@vamp_bat_chomp]

Listing running gags is tight.

[@arno1071]

Fair enought

[@LSBGaming1]

Oh really?

[@TonyonFireHouston]

Wowowowow

[@productivestruggle9489]

Oh my god.

[@randallallenstark1008]

My favorite line in all these videos. “Super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

[@pootispenser5089]

I love how producer guy gets more and more adverserial toward script writer guy over the course of the series.

[@BruhMakesGlass]

Man it’s crazy how much he’s gotten better at this bit over the years

[@zeroattentiongaming820]

It's kinda funny how sensible producer guy is in this one, compared to him often being even more absurd than script writer guy in more recent ones

[@davidhunsinger1587]

I suspect the writer and producer are the same person, anyone know if this is true?

[@finalgaming8053]

David hunsinger I think they’re definitely related, but I can’t confirm

[@z4ckhyd3]

You should probably do some research. there was one about 2 weeks back with three people in it. That Pitch Meeting video will prove that they are all different people. I think the actors are Christian Slater and Jack Nicholson.

[@FelipeKana1]

David hunsinger no. One is superman, other is clark kent

[@watchtheshadows8309]

David hunsinger Its kinda like Bruce Wayne and Batman they look similar but there is no relation.

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

I have been suspecting this for quite a while... Also, this guy at the end was suspiciously similar to both of them. Hmmmmmm...

[@AnnaWalch]

I must confess, this is about the only movie I regret having bought ticket for. Honestly, I remember sitting in the cinema looking at my friend, and we were both like wtf

[@samsulh314]

1980's: We're gonna have flying cars in the future. 2019: We're so horny, we're gonna make movies about the sex lives of food items.

[@alphagt62]

The guys that made the movie had to be tripping on something. I’ve seen it, definitely drug induced.

[@carl_consumer.of.reality]

alphagt62 Seth Rogen lmao

[@berengustav7714]

O Brave New World...

[@mrenigma1564]

bruh the movie is a masterpiece

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

at this rate we don't deserve flying cars. and that saddens me.

[@LordSesshomaru86]

"Ooohh, making a movie just to see how far you can push morally reprehensible subject matter is tight!"

[@JoeyJojoJrJr]

"While also being painfully unfunny, to the point that it seems like we actually hate our audience!"

[@_Stormfather]

"Morally reprehensible" is subjective. That's actually one of the points of the movie, but clearly you didn't catch that.

[@JoeyJojoJrJr]

@@_Stormfather Just because the movie made that point doesn't mean that OP agrees with it. Moral relativism is bullshit anyway.

[@LordSesshomaru86]

@@_Stormfather clearly

[@_Stormfather]

@@JoeyJojoJrJr it's really not. There's nothing objective about morality. It's all dependent on the individual

[@mantovannni]

These are so good as Ryan's enthusiasm is still the same and the delivery is spot on.

[@thewronggal9052]

Sometimes my brain doesn’t brain either.

[@levier._2292]

I always love these Pitch meetings .

[@melonypanda3571]

“The honey comes back and tells them there’s no great beyond” So the bee movie?

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

No the bee movie had them sue the human race immediately. Sp the charecthers are all idiots and don't realize the truth/flatout ignore the warning till they get there and see the horrors unfold in front of there own eyes. Totally different

[@mariapdr3261]

The HONEY MUSTARD not the honey.

[@karatefella]

I love the Pitch Meetings ! They should make a new one every day. It would be super-easy, barely an inconvenience !

[@otakumangastudios3617]

I wanna see a pitch meeting for megamind for once!

[@aperson3269]

@@otakumangastudios3617 megamind is too good tho

[@otakumangastudios3617]

@@aperson3269 exactly. I know I appreciated a good roast of the bumblebee movie, I recently watched it and I loved it. Admittedly though, I think why I loved it so much, was because it had a lot of nostalgia spots for me. I was actually bit afraid of how hishe was going to roast it because I loved it so much, but they did it gracefully

[@avery1093]

TWILIGHT PITCH PLEASE!!! I love these so much!

[@khaiiju]

Sander Sides!

[@MJAYZ007]

So you have a mindless teen romance with no emotion for me YES SIR I DO

[@negakirine]

I made the mistake of watching this movie with my mom.... I wish you went more into detail about how horrible the cooking and eating the food scene was. It certainly made Me consider never eating again.

[@melissas717]

Ha ha ha.. love this.. Can you do The LEGO Movie next? #SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience

[@melissas717]

Sweet!!

[@porfi3765]

Yasssss

[@WollongongWacko]

MARC Cantoran *EVERYTHING* is awesome

[@Cheizean]

Melissa THE LEGO MOVIE IS AWESOME >;(

[@derjoh1986]

I guess they heard you!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/opyQpWWJjtCJi5Y

[@randomisedjacob]

These conversations remind me of llamas with hats

[@knives254]

They should do a Pitch meeting for llamas with hats.

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

Caaarrrl!

[@cursedtails1249]

“You are not Paul, you are an imposter”

[@m.c.martin]

Emperors New Groove

[@berengustav7714]

CAARRRLLLL!!

[@SDesWriter]

That was literally the intellectual level of comedy in the movie. It was like an Adam Sandler movie....without all the maturity and quality writing.

[@codafett]

Adam Sandler is infinitely more funny than Seth Rogen.

[@rubberballoonlover5471]

@@codafett & it helps that Adam is a really nice guy.

[@stackflow343]

Seth Rogan found one comedy schtick in like 2002 and then never made anything different ever again.

[@Chaddlee]

Hell, dude. That cut so deep even I'm bleeding.

[@ssa6227]

@@stackflow343 😂👍🏽

[@mastring1966]

"i'm not a lawyer but you probably should't hang around school yards" that was awesome

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@wstine79]

I stole this footage for some movie called Food Fight. We can add some sex scenes and call it Sausage Party.

[@EAN743]

wstine79 Wasn't the original Food Fight actually stolen?

[@sonyagriffin537]

EAN743 yup.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

Foodfight! is actually about the brands, not the actual food

[@chrissonofpear1384]

Who would steal Foodfight? shudder

[@beautyforashes2022]

"Sometimes my brain doesn't work so brain!" Lol, yes I can relate.

[@Sume56]

Me: It must be very hard for you to break down all the plots for these mi movies. Ryan: Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@ycAuntieLala]

I ❤️ this guy. He makes me laugh every single time. Barely an inconvenience.

[@LOrealHardly]

I downloaded this move ready for the kids to watch, I'm so glad I did a quick skip through it! Checking the file is always tight and super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@astrocrowbeats]

Can you do a pitch meeting for Pitch Meeting?

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

They did it

[@nargalda773]

@James Midnite it was, and it was TIGHT!

[@GustavoGplay]

We need a Pitch Meeting about a Screen Rant Pitch Meeting!

[@Vv18_._]

Gustavo Gplay pitch meetings are TIGHT!

[@user-ju4lq1us6y]

It will probably be hard to get a big audience for these type of videos. Actually super easily barely an inconvenience.

[@danrazART]

Nobody watches the screen rant clips anymore, what can we do? Get a smart guy to do the pitch meetings parodies. That will work. Smart people are TIGHT,

[@niadavies8818]

Well, you got your wish, and it didn't disappoint lol

[@guckinfames]

There is

[@lucasmiller8477]

I love how the background decorations are always with the time period

[@MrTrick.]

Sausages going inside buns is tight

[@punkwrestle]

Depends on the bun, sometimes it’s like a hotdog in a hallway.

[@Cocolagaffe18]

Punkwrestle classy and respectful lol

[@captainbusiness9130]

At first

[@JohnGalt916]

Sometimes too tight and you need water based ketchup

[@TheMattooine]

"Olive those" food puns.

[@peterkrug2327]

"Sometimes my brain doesn't work so brain." "That actually explains a lot!"

[@Hisamoura]

It is fantastic how genuinely upset you(producer) are with yourself(writer) after you(writer) says "Super easy, Barely an inconvenience."

[@funnymanonyourscrean]

This five minutes was funnier than the whole movie 😂

[@chastion3689]

The orgy made me laugh bc it caught me off guard in how freaking absurd it was. I'll have to live that down for the rest of my days.

[@nickaddman]

My favorite part of all these videos is when he goes “actually, super easy, barley an inconvenience”.

[@degrelleholt6314]

"...'barley' and inconvenience." That's almost a pun! Or more like wordplay? Whatever. Well done.

[@rockmusic956]

I dont think I have ever had this much fun watching a person talking to himself ever sense jeff Dunham

[@molassio1989]

All of these pitch meetings that I have seen so far "barely an inconvenience!"

[@MrHindsightProphet]

"Yeah yeah yeah" is my favorite of the ongoing jokes.

[@brucebaker810]

So if cutting the 1k food puns would drop runtime to 45 minutes... And cutting the swearing would drop the run time to 45 minutes... IF you cut both, would the run time be - 10 minutes?

[@anna8328]

Yeah and half of that would be the rape scene. Stay classy movie.

[@magicalminty6203]

Easy enough, let's do the math. The total run time of Sausage Party was 1h 29m (89m). If cutting food puns would reduce the movie to 45m, then it stands to reason that food puns make up 44m. The same math could be applied to swearing to get 44m of swearing. Since both food puns and swearing would add up to 88m, that means that if you remove both, Sausage Party would have a 1m run time.

[@anna8328]

@@magicalminty6203 And that right there would be the very best version of the movie! Quality stuff!

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@magicalminty6203 what about the instances of swearing and food puns overlapping, that would unfortunately result in a slightly longer run time.

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

So this could have been a short and not have costed millions of dollars, and ended up with the animators not getting abused, Blacklisted and credited. Guess there's something good that happened here afterall.

[@Mbq-sh6bj]

2:43 "Sometimes my brain doesn't work so brain" reminds me of a Simpsons' episode: "You're right Moe. You're always Moe".

[@tionak]

My favorite Sausage Party food pun to this day is “Ok so.... Queso that’s a reach and you know it!!” 😂😂😂

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Douche is hilarious

[@JohnnyFromVirginia]

I’ve never watched this movie and this rant was enough for me. Funny stuff Ryan!

[@artigrigan]

Ryan, you're awesome. I love your videos, it's a fresh little nugget of greatness every time, and your acting cracks me up. Live long and prosper, buddy!

[@ashtro5545]

#SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvinience

[@31animafan]

I feel like sausage party is what happens when you don't have an adult in the room and just let the comedians do whatever they want for to long.

[@johnpage5005]

No, (as much as I like Seth Rogen very much) Sausage Party is what you get when Seth Rogen smokes weed, then walks into a grocery store and lets his intrusive thoughts win 😅.

[@31animafan]

@@johnpage5005 No, you don't get that ending alone, that's what happens when you get a room full of people trying to one up each other till they go too far and no one noticed. But yeah a lot of weed too.

[@Mr818Joker]

Dude, seriously do pulp fiction pitch meeting... I dare you😑

[@commenturazz]

Mr818Joker YES

[@iamskippy]

Agreed! Because I still don’t understand all of the jump cuts and only *PITCH MEETING* would be able to make clear what Tarentino was thinking by killing Travolta in the first 5 minutes... other than doing it would be *super easy, barely an inconvenience* .

[@danielson4070]

You from Glendale?

[@darksideofevil13]

I never understood why his character disliked Bruce Willis's character in the bar.

[@allamericandiner]

I think you meant to say ... I dare you, I double date you...... :)

[@missiontobeaman3111]

“I guess we’re gonna have to keep it in then.” *That’s what she said*

[@andorifjohn]

The first movie I've wanted to see after watching pitch meeting!

[@jasonpratt5126]

"Siri, define the word 'logic'?" "Ah, that's your wallet." -- amazingly, that _does_ explain a lot about this movie!

[@archangelclass]

I want that shirt! "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

[@worldaccumelites848]

Ryan... Your analysis of "the message" of this movie is ABSOLUTELY ON-POINT! 🙌🏽💯

[@Smoked_Ronies]

Second episode that the "actually very easy, barely an inconvenience" caught me off guard

[@NikkiMKarLen]

4:10 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@darryllandry9904]

Everything has an end, only a sausage has two.

[@npcx-mq6cr]

"So we're gonna have _olive_ those in there - " "What?"

[@BasicShapes]

"Sometimes my brain doesn't work so brain..." I felt that...

[@patrickemery9803]

This is like some crazy Llamas With Hats stuff. I keep waiting for Caaaaarl!

[@Guyonnn]

This is one of those movies where I’ve legitimately never met anyone who enjoyed it.

[@elazayth]

I'd honestly be scared of anyone who did!

[@calamityganon8114]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “food porn”

[@sebswede9005]

The ending wasn't My proudest fap

[@mphays]

Speaking of food porn, was the XXX rated movie between Taco and Bun ever released? I think the working title was "Strap-on Sausage Sluts Seek The Salsa."

[@Storm-bv7pc]

I started this video and looked at Ryan and I’m like; “WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR BEARD?!”

[@scottjohnson388]

OK, I think that was actually how that pitch went in real life.