Sharknado Pitch Meeting

[@unlyricallyrics4152]

"It's called Sharknado" "Okay I'm listening" "I completely understand thanks for your tim..wait you're listening??" Lmao that's great

[@protorhinocerator142]

I found the best way to watch Sharknado was to FF right over all the talky talk and get right to the attack scenes. Much shorter movie and I lolled out loud laughingly.

[@miguel2614]

“that’s the name of the movie” gets me every time

[@ladytokoni]

Also really enjoy "he was in the first movie!"

[@Ciborium]

"Roll credits!"

[@happypuppy-i4k]

You know what geta me every time? Ass. I love eating ass. The rib meat is the best.

[@4n4rch1st7]

“Roll credits” *ding *

[@bugjuicer]

"The story, script and CGI are really average at best" "That's because money is TIGHT"

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

"Well OK then."

[@SmallMediumLarge41]

bugjuicer oh are you having financial troubles?

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

It was SUPPOSED to be bad! Like Deep Blue Sea.

[@frogfrogson2670]

Quite literally

[@danisle4379]

I see what you did there! Lol

[@RichardX1]

This might be the first time a Pitch Meeting sketch might have actually been 100% accurate to the real pitch meeting for the movie.

[@shikharraje]

First time? 😂

[@spi6455]

Yeah. He even quoted everyone word for word in this one! Complete with that spider attack. I should know. I was off screen! ... Wait, aren't you that drunk guy from the pier?

[@antoy384]

Yeah that movie is tight. No really, it’s so bad I think the only thing that drags people to see it is that the title sounds intriguing.

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Always is

[@dashx1103]

@@shikharraje I always just assumed these were actual re-enactments of actual pitch meetings. Is that not right? Mind blown.

[@tranquilrabies]

I'm glad they finally increased the Pitch Meetings budget. That CGI spider attack was insane!

[@LucianDevine]

"How did they fend off the spiders?" "Unclear" "Fair enough"

[@TazTalksYouListen]

Yeah, but they only increased the budget up to Sharknado's level.

[@Corusame]

@Kyler Rodgers I think you'll find they actually bite

[@iDaVisionEnt]

That was CGI?

[@jakekayden4061]

It scared me

[@vega_tech]

"What are the odds that this will make any money?" "50%. Either it does or it doesn't"

[@cashmancool2879]

Math equations are tight

[@timbradshaw5481]

thats brilliant

[@raisukrusa]

@@cashmancool2879 Don't you mean methematical equations?

[@imsuperEEPY]

I actually for a minute thought it was from 69 years ago

[@tahirajabeen158]

@@imsuperEEPY me too

[@deviles]

"What are the odds?"" "50% Either it was or it wasnt." This sounds like a line from a terry pratchett novel.

[@countluke2334]

The Terry Pratchett line is actually "One in a million, but it just might work." I think it's "Guards, Guards", definately one of the City Watch books. Then there is this discussion according to which chances of one in a million always work, but let's hope its not 1:999,999 or 1:1,000,001 because then they'd be in real trouble.

[@deviles]

@@countluke2334 Yes you are right, but also am I. Both versions appear in the books. (im just reading throiugh all of them^^)

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

@@countluke2334 Damn you I wanted to comment the same (only 5 month late, what are the odds?)

[@zeniths823]

its like pastor's line from young sheldon

[@bannor99]

that's how to calculate odds when buying lottery tickets - 0% if you don't buy, 50% if you do

[@AscheWholeProductions]

Today I learned that "peer reviewed" has a much different meaning than I thought. This channel teaches me so much.

[@antoy384]

Pier reviewed

[@chadrowin2956]

Well you either learn or don't, so 50%, that's how math works.

[@reinhartnata47]

Yeah if someone agrees with you on a youtube comment section your claim is basically peer reviewed

[@antoy384]

@@reinhartnata47 That’s what we’re going with. I mean it’s literally… the meaning of peer review. Not to write a doc about peer reviews, but researchers literally call their friends to “peer review” their papers. Not like entire pages of Mein ***** passed peer reviews in 2017.

[@nathanjplatt]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just...you know....life" "That'll get ya" That sums up 2020

[@TheMyrmo]

.... yeah.

[@WesMordine]

The film secretly takes place in 2020.

[@nathanjplatt]

@@WesMordine This makes total sense....That explains so much

[@priscillajimenez27]

Every movie in the 90s especially Michael Bay lol

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Went looking for this comment. It was super easy ... barely an inconvenience :)

[@jjun2891]

"that doesn't seem possible" "Yeah, I know it's going to be great." "I mean physically." "Yeah, he takes him down physically."

[@icaropinto1334]

LOL xD

[@cunnifferous3245]

Why does this movie fit as a Pitch Meeting so well?!

[@AtlasofSol]

Probably because of the low production value

[@romainsavioz5466]

I don't know.

[@football4life85]

Romain Savioz I think u mean VERY HIGH production value

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@football4life85 oupsie

[@romainsavioz5466]

@Kyler Rodgers 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jedimasterbazz]

I usually love Pitch Meetings but the "peer review" joke was an absolute classic!

[@jamiealexander7385]

Oh, young jedimaster...actually, it's a "pier review". Much to learn do you have...

[@davidlane1248]

You're using the word "but" wrong

[@DoomOfTheNoldor]

And you hate absolute classics, I take it?

[@bewilderbeestie]

I was expecting the paper to be yellow and dripping.

[@UmatsuObossa]

Saying 'but' here implies you DON'T love "absoliute classic" jokes.

[@kunalmadan]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just you know, life." "That'll get ya." 2020 in a nutshell.

[@IamJoshuaElijahReese]

Facts tho 😂😔

[@1337m4n]

@@mattstorm6568 Everyone regardless of political affiliation agrees that 2020 is a mess; they just think it a mess for different reasons.

[@IamJoshuaElijahReese]

Matt Storm Bruh, literally nobody on this thread is going down the road you are referring to. The first comment was made days ago, and nobody made it into what your trolling about.

[@kunalmadan]

@@mattstorm6568 it's like you wanted this to become a political discussion, and if it did you would say "see i told you." When in fact you would have instigated it in the first place. Neither the comment nor the replies suggested or warranted anything political, it was just a joke about the year of 2020. You are the only one here it seems that wanted it otherwise, please do not push your intentions and call it "the norm." Thank you and have a nice day.

[@kunalmadan]

@@mattstorm6568 holes* Like i said have a nice day

[@adityagupta97]

"What are the odds?" "50%, either it was or it wasn't" Those are some Schrödinger's sharks.

[@nithishprabhu1259]

Quantum Meth

[@ashanahenry6382]

😂😂

[@alexanderkilburg7415]

Reminds me of my airtight logic about speeding: If you drive twice as fast, you're half as likely to come across a bad driver.

[@dipdop9734]

@@alexanderkilburg7415 Aren't you just as likely to come across a bad driver? You'll just pass them twice as fast

[@waltermh111]

@@dipdop9734 You are missing and ruining the joke. His analogy was better.

[@joselkylebalagtas3524]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just, you know life." "That'll get ya." That actually got me. 😂

[@aydenator27]

life

[@queenofnevers6990]

In 2020 I wouldn't be surprised at all

[@judyavril123]

It always does😂

[@Tyler-si2rj]

he wasnt wrong

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

Bro, my luck is so damn bad. If that happened to me, I wouldn't even bat an eye.

[@MonsoonGeek]

Pier reviewed/peer reviewed is one of the most underrated puns in the history of Pitch Meeting.

[@timothyswindell4924]

That isn't a pun.

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

@@timothyswindell4924 ...it is. It fits every criteria for a pun.

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

My favorite is still going to be 2 chi chis fighting and he calls it a four-chis pizza for the dragon ball evolution PM.

[@shykorustotora]

"It's called Sharknado" "I'm listening.." "I completely understand, thanks for your- Wait, you're actually listening!?" Is probably the most accurate part of this entire pitch XD

[@shykorustotora]

I guess cus I summed it up so well, there's just nothing more to say :P

[@shykorustotora]

@Halo fan Thanks~

[@Dragon-Believer]

It actually had a lot of potential. It should have been a comedy. You know, on purpose.

[@billybadass3056]

@@Dragon-Believer it was

[@michellesutton802]

He literally roasted the movie Lol

[@ohnonotthisguyagain7617]

This made me want a Dragonball: Evolution Pitch meeting so bad. These pitch meetings for the horrible movies are top-notch

[@elliottfussell3523]

@Wrong Think you're not missing anything

[@j1337-l1n]

the poor guy had to sit through cats and the emoji movie don't make him sit through another abomination

[@thehomiedan6378]

@Wrong Think Man your blessed

[@ZillDiddlY]

that would be cool but id have to bang my head on the wall a few times so I can forget it again .

[@askpatrick]

I thought it was only me. That it was just extra awesome because I'm drunk.

[@starwarfan8342]

"Is that how meth works?" When people ask how this movie was possible.

[@Grasslander]

The movie is pier-reviewed, so they should approve. Also, it got EIGHT wows from producer guy.

[@JacobSiegalKingOfSeagaliaBlack]

StarWarFan yeah, that’s The Point Of The Video

[@punkwrestle]

Being on meth is tight!

[@cristonsloan]

@@Grasslander Eight is the number of legs on the spiders that they had to fight! Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow

[@blairbuskirk5460]

No, meth is how the grips work.

[@Kp08og]

Shark ado is such a classic, you know everyone involved was just dying laughing at the script reads and the fact that they’ve made like 6 sequels and they get more and more ridiculous is just epic

[@turntsnaco824]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that this could have been the final episode of Pitch Meeting if they hadn't managed to fight off the spiders?

[@kamyafred3114]

@Stellvia Hoenheim 😂😂

[@pentelegomenon1175]

@Stellvia Hoenheim I find spiders in my home all the time, it adds up.

[@davidk7529]

Legend has it they’re still lurking just off screen

[@Chladas77]

how can you know they are not spiders in human costumes?

[@malahammer]

You sure they weren't sharkders?

[@nickwilliams2745]

Sharks seeing tornadoes in the movie: well if he’s in I’m in

[@SethanderWald]

If he's in, I'm in.

[@carsonrush3352]

@@SethanderWald, if he's in... I'm in.

[@charizardjmj]

Well, if he's in........ I'm in

[@raydunakin]

Call backs to previous videos are TIGHT!

[@bryanlorente9390]

Hey that's from that other thing!

[@patovaquero3005]

“50%, either it was or it wasn’t” I have never, ever laughed so ugly in my life Genius

[@MatiZ815]

Best line. I'm stealing it.

[@melontusk7358]

fantastic, I'm learning so much

[@josephblot4472]

Yo I was too lmaoo 😄

[@MarcosAnguiano]

Best line ever, also stealing it.

[@ronyorobio7096]

Agreed. That was gold. And it is funnier because in real life that is how people miss use statistics.

[@obiwanfx]

Honestly I respect the sharknado makers for having the balls to come up with this thing

[@theparadoxgamingofficial369]

and they made 6 of those 😂

[@jordancave3089]

@@theparadoxgamingofficial369that’s the killer for me lol who tf watches these things enough for them to make 5 sequels??😂😂

[@theparadoxgamingofficial369]

@@jordancave3089 well i did 😆😆😆 They are good for a laugh. Nothing more.

[@kingcosworth2643]

@@jordancave3089 These 'so bad they're good' movies are a true gift from God, the clincher though is can't want to make one, that never works

[@alexscrimpshire8761]

They will never be ‘fin’ished

[@stratoskdns7179]

"It must be hard to carry a KZbin channel alone." "Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@orangebpumpkin5676]

And his own channel too!

[@ChrisParayno]

That's the thing the guy says😆😆

[@georgiad4939]

“You back must hurt from carrying screen rant” “Yeah yeah yeah”

[@zackdv7223]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow

[@victorstiles8946]

Oh yeah this is screen rant I keep forgetting

[@gregoryfenn1462]

‘That is technically “pier reviewed”.’ 😂 I love it

[@ManiSingh-yd9dh]

Omg pier I get it now thank you 😂

[@StephRae]

so funny. this is really intelligent humor. I do love Pitch Meetings for that very reason. They have taken movies I would never have been interested in and made them very watchable for me. Pitch Meeting with Ryan is Tight!!

[@thegrayyernaut]

That joke is genius xD I realized it when he mentioned the junkie at the pier.

[@BobbySacamano]

@@thegrayyernaut ...or "drunk guy." Either way ;)

[@sgtbaker81]

I want a pier reviewed tshirts

[@chip5892]

I love how he proceeds to hold up the ‘Scienk’ paper for the rest of the pitch. Until ‘Meth’ came along.

[@hyperrunner8531]

Meth definitely provides a logical explanation to why Sharknado got made

[@RaneBoDasch]

Pretty sure this movie wasn't even gonna get made...until meth came along

[@happypuppy-i4k]

I love eating ass. The rib meat is the best.

[@paolocaldato2301]

This pitch meeting is some of your finest work, in an already excellent catalogue. One of the things I loved about this movie was the climactic battle at the end, with the sharks swirling around in the tornado eating people, and then - when the hero kills them with a handgun - falling out of the tornado. As if they had been intentionally flying whilst alive.

[@Operafan24601]

My son is autistic and is doing extended school year online. He was doing math problems on Zoom with his class and said to his teacher that the problems were "super easy, barely an inconvenience." At times he would throw in a "yeah yeah yeah yeah."

[@mantonythe1st]

Making pitch meetings for all the Sharknado movies would be tight. Also, I'm so glad you finally did a pitch meeting for Sharknado - if any film deserved the pitch meeting treatment, it was this film. Made me so happy to see this in recently uploaded.

[@SORRYBUTYOURENEXT]

He is the chosen one.

[@Marquis-Sade]

How do you know that?

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@mantonythe1st Why did you wrote this comment as an answer to another comment?

[@blazer3756]

Same

[@tskmaster3837]

"Here's the pitch... Sharknado!" "Shark NATO? A union of Atlantic rim nations formed to combat a giant alien shark invasion?" [hides script] "Yes sir!"

[@nickmurphy2936]

With the tagline Pacific Fin

[@cjwrench07]

That would fit perfectly inside the DCEU. *Waterman 2: Time for Negotiations*

[@schattentaenzerin]

Not gonna lie. If it has a ton of horrible cgi effects, I'd watch it!

[@berkpick]

A much better movie

[@teresasevy1563]

Does NATO get eaten by sharks? 'Cause I, um, I want to see that movie.

[@RamseyDewey]

Is there a pitch meeting for "Snakes on a Plane"? Because there should be.

[@mattmac6069]

What are you doing here?

[@TW2Vlog]

^^ This

[@nevermoresaiththeraven1964]

Omg yes!!!!!

[@pimpdaddy312]

omg please do snakes on a plane!!

[@youngsirzo]

Will it be hard to come up with a pitch meeting for Snakes on a Plane? Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@kantstenchonthemel5641]

You have to come back to good old classic pitch meetings from time to time. One of my favourites!

[@Crick1952]

"Just, ya know... life." I think we found a new Pitch Meeting meme

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

Yep

[@ragefacile4832]

Life uh.., life finds a way

[@ronyorobio7096]

PLEASE! MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@ingydegmar2060]

Great idea. Im in.

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

@@ingydegmar2060 well if he's in I'm in

[@technomage6736]

"What are the odds?" "50%, either it was or it wasn't" Omfg that's an instant legend 🤣

[@AkariC]

I told that to my math teacher when he asked what the probability was of two people of a group that have birthday on the same day. I felt smart back then.

[@arunk-vc]

I have felt challenged in probability so much that this made sense even though it shouldn't

[@Sobriebaby]

Technically in a binomial distribution it is. Either it's one outcome or the other so he is right and it math.

[@gorillagrod2033]

Lmao this guy's a genius

[@Kilmoran]

Also, that is exactly how "METH" works.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I love this one because it's got such a happy ending. The writer with no credibility finally realized his dream of selling a Sharknado script, and the producer with no money finally realized his dream of getting money.

[@brantleyhester6641]

And they both learned about scinenk and meth! Two very important things

[@janwarlock]

@@brantleyhester6641 wowowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

[@areyoufriendly]

Never thought I’d see Sharknado, but now I’m compelled. Thanks, Writer guy and Producer guy! 👍

[@thomasneal9291]

It actually IS a hilarious movie. you just have to complete suspend your sense of reality. entirely.

[@DefaultFlame]

They increasingly lean into the stupidity as they go from sequel to sequel and somehow it ends up very entertaining. Especially how sharknadoes are just a thing that happens regularly after this, with all of humanity kinda just uniting in hatred against the apocalyptic shark menace.

[@juic3box312]

The more "wow's" I hear the better my day gets.

[@AtlasofSol]

Wow wow wow.

[@ToyInsanity]

Wow wow wow wow.

[@yee5074]

woww

[@leahluostarinen]

Wow wow wow!!!

[@hyperjank5129]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

[@jojogpt]

"What are the odds?" "50%. Either it was or it wasn't" The elegance of mathematics here is astounding.

[@liammckinley2976]

I think you mean methemetics

[@acidic_pasta_sauce906]

You mean Methamatics.

[@jojogpt]

@@acidic_pasta_sauce906 lol

[@jojogpt]

@@liammckinley2976 🤣

[@AtheistGamerz]

Methematix you mean?

[@Korohpu]

"50 percent, either it was or it wasn't!" *screams in monty-hall problem*

[@supereinstien001]

BONE?!

[@abhimanyuvenugopal9707]

Booooonnnnnee!!!;

[@robm6726]

Schrodinger agree's 50/50

[@Will_7x]

Man... almost 3 years and this is still my favorite pitch meeting. Your greatest work IMO lol

[@PhateKills]

I’m rewatching too 😂 so damn funny.

[@AdamLacy228]

"That is technically "pier" reviewed." 😂 Ryan doesn't fail.

[@debbieandrews2624]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just you know, life." "That'll get ya." 2020 in a nutshell.

[@medexamtoolscom]

He could also have had it be reviewed by a guy who was peeing, and then it would have been peer reviewed. And it's not perfect, but he could also have had it reviewed by a peeping tom, and then it would be peerer reviewed.

[@joefelice5062]

You’re not wrong.

[@raydunakin]

The house being flooded and full of sharks inside, when there's no flood outside, was even dumber and more senseless than tornadoes dropping hungry sharks on people. Especially since the house was ON A HILL!

[@Eisinas]

scienk and meth proves that

[@SuMaSLo]

@@Eisinas I'm sure there was a lot of meth involved while writing the script. And multiple scienkists.

[@swangelok]

If you are going to get technical...

[@RageUnchained]

Look man, what do expect from you a film written whilst using the butt end of a loaded revolver to smash up meth rocks and snort them?

[@frankmcgovern5445]

I don't KNOW.

[@ethanwallmusic]

"Ya know, life." "That'll get to ya." mood for all of 2020

[@alliecat84]

Well, it’s been the mood since 2020 😅

[@sassyscribe8642]

One positive from 2020 is there was a Sharknado marathon on TV so I watched the entire series. May never have even watched the first one otherwise. The over-the-top events in these movies were a great stress-reliever. Would love to see Ryan do pitch meetings for other movies in the franchise when things get really crazy.

[@WoolfJ35]

The fact that the Sharknado franchise is 1. a franchise and 2. still going strong is something that I'm amazed about.

[@avinashtyagi2]

Money

[@adelucas4824]

And they are so bad they are awesome

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

There's 6 of them. And it's incredible

[@mediocri5y]

@@adelucas4824 exactly

[@martinacosta3821]

@@gummysnacksandknives9229 wait, there are 6 of them? Really? I knew about only two, damn, but then again theres like 100 fast and furious so it makes sense

[@AymiChyan]

4:31 “wow what sparks the explosion?” “just- you know life” “that’ll get cha”

[@thedraconian4142]

Yep, that IS what he said!

[@AymiChyan]

Noah Carriere it sure is

[@KTKZon58]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@AymiChyan]

Karen The kat ZON you get it

[@MrMelonGuy42]

will you respond to this 2 years later

[@itriggerpeople4433]

This should have started with, "So you have a TRAVESTY for me?"

[@chasehedges6775]

Yes sir, I do.

[@onehungryboy9438]

@@chasehedges6775 "The title is Sharknado!" *Wow this already sounds awful, let's make it!*

[@nurse425]

"Unfortunately sir, I do"! I'll never understand HOW they are able to keep making these"

[@ifeanyiduruaku1244]

This movie must be the stupidest stuff of all time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The house is flooded but the streets are dry, sharks can fly now and breath on dry land, life ignites gas tanks...lol

[@tupa12]

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3 have so many plot holes it might be the funniest one you Ever do.

[@TheCapnMorgan]

This was absolutely hilarious. That spider attack was insane

[@marcusgabrielson9616]

The amount of times producer guy says “why” perfectly sums up this movie

[@MS-uz4ix]

Nothing like “Pier Reviewed Sienck” to give authenticity to a movie. Think I’ll revisit “Jawed” that other shark movie after I watch this.

[@kennethdzengedza8978]

Sharktopus

[@sandrasnow-balvert7766]

using pier reviewed sienck is tight :D

[@salamander7154]

I never thought that "pancake sharks are TIGHT" would be a sentence I would ever hear or be cheering at but here we are

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker]

More likes would be tight!

[@imjoeimjoe]

When he said this line it felt like he was in a real rush to get this done like it wasn't worth his time lol.

[@scottbesem3701]

Do you usually think about sentences you could possibly hear one day?

[@josephmann9624]

😂😂😂

[@pryingeyes1551]

Well, you can't go wrong with a wobbegong. It's rhymes, so it's true.

[@zakunick1]

This is more Sharknado than I’ve ever seen, and it’s going to stay that way. Perfect.

[@zakunick1]

I’ll keep that in mind for a rainy day.

[@floridaman6982]

Its good bro! just flat out ridiculous

[@Deborita777]

Seeing Matt Layer getting eaten as Al Rocker was trying to kill the shark was worth the whole movie sequels right there! All Roker's "sharknado" forecasts was my ultimate favorite bit from the entire series.

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

"And then they run away from a giant ferris wheel." "Can't they just run to the side?" "No because all of these characters have graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."

[@LAReyGo]

With Honors!

[@magoilic1048]

Quoting other awesome movie channels is tight!

[@silverTabbed]

The "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things"

[@TheJuRK]

Still waiting for the Pitch Meeting for Prometheus! And Alien Covenant!

[@revan0890]

Ding!

[@Colin-kh6kp]

That was about 15 “wows” for the Finn pun, that’s high praise.

[@reginaldmankowski4267]

Andy Sambergs Nic Cage wants to know why he’s not in this movie!

[@zuraimiyahya73]

He heard the actor there got fed

[@juansinropa2490]

I don't understand how the wows get me every single time

[@bd______og]

Wowowowowowowowowow

[@cryofpaine]

"50%, either it was or it wasn't." No joke, a teacher friend of mine was telling me about a student of his that made that argument.

[@purpleganja2]

It is a good argument!

[@purpleganja2]

@@superbeltman6197 50%, either it's ''you're'' or it's not!

[@amanilee7708]

@Ridwan Ademola it depends on the question. If someone asked what is the probability that she was in the shark then it is 50/50. She either is or isn't. But when you ask what are the chances of finding the exact same shark that she was swallowed by, then you consider all the other sharks.

[@HagenvonEitzen]

Without prior knowledge, the only unbiased choice is indeed 50/50 - we might however use Bayesian statistics to infer better estimates by chainsawing a few more sharks

[@superbeltman6197]

@Ridwan Ademola I did some research and either sharks don't have territory or it is inconclusive depending on sourse

[@abevigoata5761]

5:18 That advanced statistics lesson was tight!!

[@samuelparchment1908]

“Thanks for your time, wait, you’re LISTENING?!?” Yup. That about sums up the pitch for this movie.

[@user-Jay178]

I like in the start and the guy was so surprised by his idea being take seriously. Great video

[@maxkogan3785]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just, you know, life?" "That'll getcha" Quote of the video and kinda true 😂

[@calebi3835]

I loved that bit

[@WayneManor666]

best bit

[@afr0cuban57]

The scary part is, at one point this movie was actually pitched to an executive in real life and he green lit it… Let that sink in

[@my3dviews]

Six times actually.

[@AndrewCheshire]

I don't want to let it sink in, because there are SHARKS down there.

[@MrRaydennis1980]

I've often wondered if at the Syfy channel they occasionally get an actually good script on their desk and the executive is like "well, yeah, it's pretty good but where's the humiliation for everyone involved?"

[@mungosmungo8694]

If you only new how the asylum worked...

[@samus88]

Not really tho. This is a low-budget parody movie done badly on purpose. The pitch is "let's make a shitty movie", literally.

[@kobeangelesdamelio]

I’m mad that the “fin” joke hit me at the same time as it hit him

[@Theepieguy]

Like a fish outta water?

[@cutestbear3327]

wowowowowowowowowowowow...wow

[@lonely8070]

Bass went unnoticed though.

[@jobri5688]

You know they're the same guy right.

[@kobeangelesdamelio]

@@jobri5688 Why are you telling me this as if that isn’t extremely obvious?

[@grobblin]

Scienk & Meth: These two papers contain the sum total of all human knowledge.

[@MorganEdgy]

Knowleg*

[@3rdalbum]

That's like two books I read that contain the sum of human knowledge: "What They Teach You At Harvard Business School", and "What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School".

[@Jordan-gh1pw]

3rdAlbum underrated comment this needs more likes

[@grobblin]

3rdalbum haha that may or may not be what I was thinking of

[@1337m4n]

@@3rdalbum Theoretically true

[@dovidperlman9071]

When he jumps into the shark with a running chainsaw and succeeds in killing the shark, how does he NOT also kill the girl?

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

He had a 50% chance of saving her.

[@wushu1984]

Because

[@pa.encema2821]

Its life

[@rednovember3639]

Scienk.

[@simos6jipros154]

Unclear

[@ryanperkins8127]

The quick, subtle jokes are by far my most favorite part of this channel

[@Angelcrop97]

Hey, there is this movie "Rubber", its about a car tyre that kills people in the desert by exploding their heads. Pls do a Pitch Meeting about rubber

[@davidjsaul]

There's also a horror movie called Tree about a killer tree, which is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds. Both would be brilliant pitch meetings! 😂

[@nicholasfitzgerald585]

I remember that movie. Hilarious

[@albertnormal6834]

Gods what a weird movie. There's also this subplot of a group of tourists watching the people being killed like it's a tv show or an experiment, until the tire starts killing them as well. Or something like that, it's been a while since I watched it.

[@fostinator69]

Should be called ruber

[@fostinator69]

@@davidjsaul guess that idea was done multiple times... Like the happening. Do a pitch meeting for the happening

[@hamhawk2401]

"what sparked the explosion?" "I don't know, life?" "That'll getcha" I laughed so hard that I fell down the stairs

[@TicoTimeCR]

I did that on 50% if the lines in this pitch meeting.

[@killfacebalor2474]

Did you manage to avoid the shark in the bloody water at the bottom?

[@killfacebalor2474]

@@TicoTimeCR meaning: you either did or you didn't?

[@XVegeraX]

@@TicoTimeCR YOU GOTTA STAY AWAY FROM STAIRS SIR!

[@killfacebalor2474]

@Furyan Auror Touche!

[@hunbbelmeer6600]

"50%. Either it was or it wasn't." I've been watching too much Ryan George because that calculation made a lot of sense to me 😂

[@Deborita777]

Also, the best way to forecast the weather. 50%. You'll never be wrong. Lol!😂

[@byronabrahams871]

There's no such thing as too much Ryan George, because that would be more than 50%.

[@davejohn3600]

Sad things is I've had people use this argument with me.

[@martinheljedal7670]

This is my favorite pitch meeting of all time 😍😍 Don't know how many times I've watched it 😁 "You're not wrong" 😂😂

[@derekjancart215]

“What sparks the explosion?” “Life” “Life will do that”

[@savage4749]

*Bro that's so deep it has me in tears*

[@muserweaver]

Life, uhh, finds a way

[@LucianDevine]

That'll getcha

[@NoNo-wz5yv]

“That’s the blood of a man that was alive a few seconds ago” “Yeah perfect time for a period joke”

[@thibautisserant]

"Disrespecting the dead is TIGHT !"

[@46chambersoflife]

Should also have a dick joke inserted in there

[@PiOfficial]

Yea we all saw the video actually

[@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356]

@@PiOfficial ok? He was just commenting his favourite part I of the video

[@PiOfficial]

@@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no he was just directly copying the video we saw and putting in the comments in some gay attempt at scoring internet points

[@johnpotts8308]

"It's been peer reviewed!" "A bunch of scientists looked it over and agreed with it?" "No, I showed it to a drunk guy on the pier!" That certainly sounds pretty rigorous to me.

[@robinalonso-desouza7245]

I think of all the Producer/Writer duos we've seen in this series, these two get along the best.

[@Zakariyasen]

"How did this script make it to production?" "Unclear" "That works"

[@LucianDevine]

"I don't know" "Fair enough"

[@roaringthunder115]

Yeah

[@andrewabbott1741]

"Its peer reviewed." "Multiple scientists looked at that?" "No, I showed it to a drunk guy on a peer." I have never, ever, laughed so hard in my life.

[@brucebaker810]

*pier If you look (peer) at it, your way of spelling it a...peers to be correct. Oooh. Oooh. "There is no I in peer review. Well, in the peer part anyway. And review has We. But backwards"

[@julieschooler]

I almost choked on my lunch at that. Brilliant.

[@seanbrown8277]

Pier homonyms are tight!

[@Medicbythesquare]

Best science joke I've heard in years

[@albertgein3082]

Technically pier reviewed

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Funniest twins everrrrr! Ryan is a little bit more funny than George though. A tad bit.

[@shenglong9818]

I think it's the same person.

[@BLAH1347ify]

@@shenglong9818 that's the joke dude 🤭😆

[@GeorgeVenturi]

actually they are no twins, they are triplets, but Jerome is kind of shy

[@veryamazingandcreativename]

Idk man, George is funnier to me

[@ddegn]

I don't think they're really twins. They just found two guys who look similar.

[@BatmanFan76]

0:05 “I completely understand. Thanks for your ti- WAIT, YOUR LISTENING?”

[@jayak8217]

"What sparks the explosion?" "Just, you know, life." Deep...

[@wonton28]

I was just thinking the same thing... deep af

[@genericstaticshock705]

Profound even

[@grantdillon3420]

Life...uh....finds a way

[@ceptemzorpus]

i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@wonton28 i cant begin to tell you how much you need to shut up

[@blindbrailleable]

"You're not wrong" hundreds of minutes of cinemasins "Prometheus school of running away from things" comes to mind.

[@fluke770]

OMG that was tight. 😂

[@fletcherbrown2776]

That was a tight crossover coming to mind

[@blindbrailleable]

@@fletcherbrown2776 wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.

[@347Jimmy]

Jurassic Park took it in a whole new direction with Prometheus School Of Climbing Away From Falling Things Added a whole extra dimension

[@marcg210]

And who can forget the Game of Thrones running away in a straight line... do not deviate!

[@scottmialltablet]

"Is that how meth works?" "It is, actually." I think that perfectly sums up the entire Sharknado franchise.

[@sdo224]

You've got to love SCIENK and METH

[@310smoker]

i was good at meth

[@stephengarvey509]

Meth makes you scienk better

[@LucianDevine]

Meth heads are real good at Scienk.

[@kanyerahming]

I can do meth, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

DEA open up!

[@shanesullivan460]

Looks like Ryan has been reading up on his STEM subjects: Scienk, Technoloji, Enginearring, and Meth!

[@kanyerahming]

Meth is tight!

[@platypusplayer_0630]

not to mention STONKS

[@jameskerr7828]

Pier reviewed

[@electricbayonet2]

The amount of attention to detail in Sharknado was genuinely impressive. I hear they even got dokters in scienk and meth to help with production!

[@meesterbrown]

So many spelling errors smh. Should be: *amownt *deetale *here *produkshin Honestly, do they even teach Eenglish in schools these days

[@meesterbrown]

@Aidenpython2000 Sawry, its how I wuz razed

[@timmi59]

And meth! Lmao 🤣 Good one!

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@meesterbrown You were razed? How did you survive that? O_O

[@Colinkrauss1]

The guy that goes down in ankle deep water is frickin hilarious😂 Even with no budget, just go 100 feet back til it’s like 4 feet deep

[@markgoggin4776]

I’m actually glad they made sharknado that way we could have a hilarious pitch meeting about it

[@cdorman11]

So it was worth it.

[@raydunakin]

Also a terrific RiffTrax!

[@JoeSyxpack]

More thought was put into this pitch meeting than was put in the script.

[@thisisspeledwrong193]

Just wait for the sharknado 6 pitchmeeting

[@TheWhocaresusername]

@@raydunakin thank you! I wish they did some more

[@acarwash]

This pitch meeting had a lot of extra “wowowowowowowow” and I loved every second of it

[@emanuelapritchard6746]

This is still one of the funniest pitch meetings. I have watched it too many times and I still crack up.

[@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081]

Same, I frequently come back to this masterpiece.

[@siddharth1010]

Ryan peaked in this one😂

[@bigdaddychacha]

Agreed; everything just hits perfectly in this one. 50%, either it was or it wasn’t, “pier-reviewed,” “the blood of a man who living and breathing just moments ago” (paraphrasing), etc…every joke in this one just works flawlessly.

[@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081]

@@bigdaddychacha It's like good piece of music or poetry, all the notes or words flaw perfectly.

[@realitymatters4745]

Working on my 5th time now just gets better..WOW wow wow wow wow..

[@Barnowl65]

My dad used to love these movies. Now I kind of want to watch them just to feel close to him. I still miss him.

[@trulynotsimon]

It's been a year but my condolences

[@Barnowl65]

@@trulynotsimon Thank you 🥲🫂

[@patrickvalentino600]

The way he always delivers the line "I don't know" like it's the other person's fault is eerily reflective of a growing segment of our society.

[@fuzzblightyear145]

works for me in the office when the boss asks awkward questions!

[@tubetubecommentor4795]

I don't know

[@ceptemzorpus]

thats not what it means bro

[@DeafeningCha]

Thankfully it's a shrinking segment rather than a growing one, despite what people say.

[@LioVega]

Recognizing cultural commentary is tight!

[@unclecreepy4185]

Poor Ryan George. He will have to watch 5 more Sharknado movies just to entertain us.

[@NancyFrye]

Nah, he can just do an omnibus pitch session for all of them. That’s as much attention as they deserve.

[@anthonythompson6053]

Still can’t believe there were 6 of these

[@onegonearm]

@@anthonythompson6053 They didn't have the budget for Dead Horsenado so they had to find something to beat.

[@chrisgorman1652]

For him (them?) it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@Jb-du5xt]

if you dont enjoy the sharknado movies you dont have a soul

[@TheBoordumBroadcast]

"What causes the explosion?" "Life" "That'll get ya"

[@Yorana9069]

Sean S 😂😂😂😂

[@ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216]

I want to see a pitch meeting for EVERY ONE OF THE SHARKNADO FILMS!!!!

[@jasonpratt5126]

"That doesn't seem possible!" "I know!" "I mean physically." "Yeah, he takes him down physically!" "Never mind."

[@korliyon2283]

"Wow, what are the odds that was the same shark that Nova fell into?" "50%, either it was or it wasn't." I LITERALLY DIED

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

this is the logic behind modern physics. we might be right, or we might be wrong (50/50). but we're probably wrong.

[@rpc717]

Literally? 50% chance of that...

[@xord1946]

"Why aren't they running to the side a little?" "Well, they went to the Prometh... wait this is not my script"

[@thejiggy]

I also thought that would have been a nice crossover haha, setting up the KZbinverse

[@lananiella]

I heard that automatically in my head too. PM, Honest Trailers and Everything Wrong With videos have ruined me forever. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[@njnjhjh8918]

For those wondering what got cut off, "They went to the Prometheus school of running away from things." Which is not actually said in the cinemasins video on Prometheus AFAICT.

[@stillwatersrundeep001]

@@njnjhjh8918 Literally every movie director went to that school though TBH

[@kyleestavio6942]

God damn I completely forgot about Cinemasins. After he just started reuploading old videos I stopped watching the channel.

[@anonimanonim2710]

My personal favorite was Sharknado 2, especially that moment when Finn lifted his gold chainsaw in the air while giving a speech and straight up gutting a shark!

[@daviddavies3637]

Me: "I haven't watched any of the Sharknado movies." Screen Rant: "How did you manage that?" Me: "It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

[@BestAnimeFreak]

You may consider to do so. If you know it is a trash movie and if the movie itself knows it is a trash movie (which it does), it's gonna be a good trash movie °L° Unless, you don't like trash movies, not even the good ones xD

[@daviddavies3637]

@@BestAnimeFreak - As a kid, I probably loved trash movies without even realising it. Wisdom comes with age. After what you've just said, I'm not sure that's a good thing. ;-)

[@ucimobile0468]

Ooh, avoiding trash movies is tight

[@tanith117]

I knew about the First one, Not the fact there has been an entire series of them.

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@daviddavies3637 The moment you understand how to let go, accepting the reality of what will happen and completely submerging into the madness ... This is the moment of true wisdom °L° This is how to enjoy such movies °J° This ... is freedom ! °o°

[@Zephroto]

After that spider attack I'm glad everyone is okay.

[@Zephroto]

@Hey there hit em with that thai-kwon-nope

[@irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin]

@Hey there Yeah the spider didn't stand a chance

[@petarcubrilo5030]

I'm not Corey. I'm not.

[@ElderSnake90]

Surely it would be hard to get away with making bad movie after bad movie. The Asylum: Actually it's Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

[@PerfectionHunter]

Never lost it this early in a Pitch Meeting 1:10 🤣

[@DarkmanPoe]

"Oh! Fin! That's what a shark has!" I don't know how it's possible, but I swear you get funnier with every episode.