2022 Mercedes Maybach | I Don't Lose, I Win

[@SalemTechsperts]

As the owner of a small business, I would absolutely panic if someone showed up in this and started looking around 🤣 Love these videos guys, keep it up!

[@pickle9927]

That was a great bit

[@SalemTechsperts]

@@pickle9927 I'll never get tired of the "business" jokes. No idea how they can keep a straight face, the delivery is 👌

[@Beer_Dad1975]

Bah, you just have to hold out until they offer you an insane amount of money - if they are driving this German shit-heap, you know that they both have the money, and they don't care about money enough to buy a turd like this just to show how much money they have.

[@Kegotback]

That hit different

[@avalsirithanawat1772]

I might be stupid but… I can’t find it. And I swear I’ve seen it before 😩

[@red95gts]

I was cross-shopping the new Camry vs. this Maybach. Thank you for this review

[@wigletron2846]

Theyll both cost the same at 5 years old

[@sk-un5jq]

@@wigletron2846 Get the Maybach. Camry's are for plebs.

[@shivamarya5225]

With the way things are going the Camry and the S class are probably going to have the same interior in a few years which will just contain 4 screens on the dash with RGB lights and people will praise it for being "minimalistic"

[@JsnLwrnce]

@@wigletron2846 😂😂😂

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Avalon will outclass the Maybach, but you don't need that flex. The Camry will do just fine.

[@serge155]

Mercedes really listened to the customers, you can fit 50% more big macs in that than an S Class

[@dougrobinson8602]

That would be 75% more Beef 'N' Cheddars. Mmmmmmm!

[@ceetwyce335]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Igoriann]

Mercedes really listen to their customers and made an extended version of bmw m6 2005 that costs 3X as much as a regular m6

[@puff5074]

Mark's smile every time Jack mentions the 7 extra inches brings me so much joy

[@matusknives]

He just wishes him well

[@kristians2704]

I’m winning too much to drive a cheap Maybach S580, only the S680 will do for me.

[@AlexSchwartzATV]

Wouldnt be caught dead in an S680, get me the S780.

[@MrCarGuy]

No, no, that won't do. Pomp eet up to QUADS!

[@stoneeh]

The champagne flute wheels fit the car so much better. First, they just look better in general, and second, most importantly, the flow incredibly well with the front grill.

[@Gorilla_Jones]

Negative. The wheels that harken back to the AMG Hammer look better. LETS FIGHT ABOUT IT!

[@stoneeh]

@@Gorilla_Jones I acknowledge your challenge, but I neither possess Jack's muscles of steel to clobber your head in, nor his amount of bullion to hire lawyers. I am afraid you will have to fight with someone else, sir.

[@EnamKunutsor]

Spot on! Agree 100%

[@timmyadam3542]

Length, girth, and engorged... talking about a merc. ❤️ it

[@jeffbui]

I came... to look for this comment

[@Yellow_Leader]

He snuck "stroke" in there as well.

[@JS-sy8mo]

Mark really gets the luxury experience...even in my humble used 2017 e300 with all the options, often times I get somewhere, even after sitting in traffic for an hour, yet I don't actually want to get out of the car...I'd rather stay in the car being swaddled and totally comfortable with an awesome sound system than go try to have fun doing something else.

[@aiGeis]

Sounds nice, I outta try one out.

[@GreenBlueWalkthrough]

Honestly I get the same expernce from my 2020 last of the line Ecoboost Mustag preuim with all but 2 options... It's just so nice to sit in, look at and fun to drive. But yeah I get the luxery experience as a car is more then an appince or toy, it's an office and living room.

[@cathodez]

I hit the jackpot and had a job related trip that somehow put me in one of these on a trip across Germany. Greatest automobile experience of all time. I coaxed the driver into pinning it more than a few times - what a beast. You can’t tell the difference between 10mph and 150mph.

[@oliveelephant]

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[@philipglassrules]

This car is a perfect example of why there is chip shortage- I bet there are 20,000 chips in this car alone.

[@NotAnonymousNo80014]

20,000 per wheel.

[@DiscoFang]

20,000 per valve stem.

[@MrWhiterunGuard]

TBQH as someone who used to work for Emirates, this car pays for itself in 20 days. Crazy part is when they buy them they buy like 100s of these types of cars at a time which is understandable since they have flights everyday and for most of those flights business class is usually sold out.

[@agnesf2659]

As an X222 owner, I think it's worth every penny esp. compared to RR and Bentley. Also, to keep it low key, simply debadge/rebadge it and choose obsidian black so fewer people could tell it from regular S550/560/580. Most owners of such cars care more about safety, comfort, and overall aesthetics, so I agree that all those new gimmicky stuff would not be considered as "luxury."

[@NotAnonymousNo80014]

Yes, these prices will trickle down to everyday vehicles.

[@joseeduardo4327]

God I hope not

[@johntechwriter]

Same with my old Jaguar XJR sedan. William Lyons, founder of Jaguar, once said the most gratifying customer letter he received was from a man who, when stressed at work or home, would call a mental time out and go sit in his Jaguar sedan for a few minutes of quiet contemplation.

[@OhPhuckYou]

That's something my poor ass can relate too. Often when work is getting overwhelming I'll take a quick break to sit in my Fusion and regather my thoughts. My Fusion is silent if nothing else. Nothing soothes my soul more than making eye contact with my silver painted plastic trim.

[@legrosroger]

Gotta say, I wasn't convinced on the exterior look of the Maybachs with the two tone paint until I saw one last week. It looked stunning

[@naitud]

Yes its weird how videos and photos just don't have the same affect. These S Classes look goooood in real life.

[@manoz6194]

@@naitud I dunno, I think it looks great in photos and videos! Not seen one in real life yet. Only seen a Royal Royce in two-tone.

[@legrosroger]

@@manoz6194 You'll be amazed!

[@legrosroger]

@@naitud Paint looks so tacky in images and videos honestly, not sure why

[@TheExtravagant]

The intro music reminded me of the batman theme song. I think it matches well with Mr.Wayne sitting in the back seat. I love how you give every car a theme and choose an intro song that matches it. I've been noticing this since the Venza. Maybe you've done it even longer but anyway a great subtle addition. Thanks for taking the time to put that much care in these videos. Th

[@johntechwriter]

Deep inside Mark is a film maker struggling to get out. And yes, he has sensitivity and taste.

[@nickt4731]

Considering how high quality these videos are, you guys certainly put out a lot of them. Thanks for all you do!

[@strudl32456]

They get paid in gold bullions!

[@joshua.harazin]

I feel like we're sort of rolling back to the late 90s / early 2000s, when automakers had to use physical features and materials to differentiate themselves. Technology is inexpensive and easy to backwards-engineer.

[@RadBunny2269]

If you think about it, this will always be the ultimate differentiator.

[@350z33hr]

This is where it all started

[@S_-cl8om]

5:52 Marks face when bullion says “7 extra inches” .

[@thecianinator]

Lmao he's corpsing

[@gunesinan814]

Here is the problem: This car is not TIMELESS. The interior is like a nightclub and two tone exterior is looking horrible. It's very obvious that when they first designed this generation of the S-class, the designers did not know that the company will offer a two tone version.

[@bigmarkdarula]

fully agreed, the paint scheme is 90's rapper

[@MrCarGuy]

Never thought I'd think a base W221 would be more appealing than a Maybach variant of current-year S-Class, but

[@iSOBigD]

I agree, I find the exterior actually ugly and not anywhere near the level of the interior. I also think all the screens and RGB LEDs will not age well. We had this stuff in limos over the past few decades and it's tacky as hell. Some ambient light is great...rainbows on every surface is maybe a little much. Also, using high end materials and nice designs is awesome, but anyone can slap $200 tablets into a car, that's not luxurious when it costs very little, it's easy to implement and all cars at all price points can have it. I still love the back seats but I don't love the direction they are going in. I feel like Genesis went the route of luxury without relying on screens and lights all over the place, similar to Rolls Royce and Bentley, while the Germans went the opposite way for some reason.

[@SjoerdBeun]

Not just not timeless, it looks like an S-class. And north of 200k, that's a problem. This is almost RR money.

[@matthewp9015]

How would that be possible when the W222 Maybach was also offered with two-tone paint. Considering only a small number of total S-Classes built will be specced with this option, it doesn’t make sense to potentially compromise the entire design language for this feature. In saying that though, I don’t find anything wrong with how the paint integrates into the design at all. The chrome strip across the rear acts as a natural break point for the two colours and the organic nature of the design lends itself well to the theme.

[@miket.8528]

I saw one of these randomly in person and it definitely stopped me in my tracks. Such a beautiful car.

[@vr4787]

The Keanu Reeves Devil’s Advocate reference was too much 😂

[@racso5628]

One of my favorite movies. So many excellent points that apply to the world we’re in now.

[@joez.2794]

As was the nod to Boiler Room, lol.

[@SaintMecha]

Going to trade my Kia Rio for one of those.

[@AnarchistMetalhead]

the Maybach 57 and 62 were for people with intergenerational wealth trying to look like they fit in with the regular traffic of S classes and even smaller cars. their interiors looked the part of not having to prove themselves to anyone. the Maybach version of the S class is for the shady guy that got rich under questionable circumstances in poor surroundings, and has to show off what he can afford in the most noticable manner. its interior looks like an eastern european nightclub

[@thor294]

The burnout marks at 14:22 😂

[@criznitty]

I love how he stops, checks the mirror and punched it with no expression.

[@maximeparent3004]

It was interesting to hear your thoughts about this luxury barge, thank you guys. I wish more Mercedes product had that star logo pinned to the hood. And when you said ''i'm still stuck behind the same dickwad NPCs that are going 10 under the speed limit'', wow, i felt this. I'm saying that everyday while being stuck behind all these boring crossovers.

[@poopmeat15]

I speed and cut people off to flex my free will

[@johntechwriter]

In Europe, slower drivers pull over when they see an S-class grille coming up behind them.

[@evildrizzt1]

@@johntechwriter because if they rear end you, they’ll buy your insurance company and it will be your fault.

[@FreshYoungDude]

Nothing screams, “I pay minimum wage so I can have the maximum” like a Maybach.

[@qiqeh]

Totally agree with you guys. Ultimate luxury for me is not about screens, shiny plastics and colorful lightning. Rolls-Royce and Bentley are at another level.

[@bigcjm]

Yeah but those are bespoke cars. Especially Rolls. This is a super s class. The things you can get done on rolls if you have the money is crazy.

[@williamlong2682]

First the GT4, now the Merc-Maybach? The geese really been dropping the golden eggs recently.

[@rosgoncharuk2403]

I used to have one for a 3rd financial quarter - didn't like it. I prefer Airbus AS332 L1e VIP instead.

[@johntechwriter]

Unlike the Saudi prince who has his own Boeing Dreamliner.

[@centripetal25]

As a winner myself, I approve of this review.

[@lambrinos]

Gotta love the misaligned trim pieces and panels on the exterior @0:20, 0:26, 1:00...

[@honza2755]

It is not tesla, so nobody cares…

[@bobbbobb4663]

Press car.

[@honza2755]

@@bobbbobb4663 every new s class has this misaligned trim on the boot, just nobody cares, I was driving behind many of those.

[@350z33hr]

The hater enters the chat

[@limpunsing224]

The variety of cars you review is excellent, from mainstream to hyper-luxury Well thought content

[@SaltyAntelope63]

I'm amazed how Mercedes can take an otherwise good looking S Class, stretch it, and make it look tacky as hell

[@Gorilla_Jones]

Shaddup peasant! Route your common gaze away from this brilliance!

[@adam145]

Yeah I'm too poor to understand its beauty. It looks ugly as fuck. Like holy shit, those wheels look like some shit you find on a russian Lada.

[@johntechwriter]

Pearls before swine. This is a magnificent automobile.

[@eventusvantos1905]

How does it look tacky??

[@brianmiller5444]

@@eventusvantos1905 look at that awful front end for one. And those wheels are ugly.

[@_chipchip]

Mark real happy with himself talking about those engorged suspension struts. Top work

[@brettwages514]

Nice, Foo Fighters at 2:40. RIP Taylor. Another great review even if I'll never afford one lol.

[@LetsGetSwifty]

I’d love to see you guys review a Rolls Royce

[@myemailiscool]

I think this is the first time i've heard the word "engorgement" used in a car review

[@moloono1]

Goose at his best 🤷‍♂️

[@BrianCaseyy]

Cutting edge 2008 exterior design

[@rexxbailey2764]

WOW! LOOK AT THAT 1992 MERCEDES WITH SUCH MODERN DESIGN WOW! SO MODERN! 😍🤗

[@calbob750]

My understanding is that the “center console” Bitcoin holder is also an option.

[@natlovell122]

Engineers turning car interiors into night clubs

[@sgtpepper6379]

Designers, not the engineers lol.

[@dasautogt]

Bullion briefcase.😁 "This thing hauls ass for a building."🤣😂👏👏 Daimler Benz. Nuff said.👍

[@gogutzy]

8:30 oh you'll hear that compressor when it breaks.

[@gadeane287]

Again, a wonderful review from a technical and psychological perspective. The car is certainly opulent and the chauffeurs will have to be out of work engineers to understand the owner's manuals for sure. But if you've got it, and you have a great bodyguard, this car is for you.

[@dougrobinson8602]

I thought it was pronounced My-Bach, with the second syllable sounding like the composer. Driving the Maybach through Barrington is perfect! When all this tech trickles down, only wealthy people will be driving. Next, we'll have to join the EU.

[@wigletron2846]

You're correct

[@markmiller3279]

Yes, it is. And Luddite is prnounced ludd-ite, not lewd-ite. Mr. Ludd was English.

[@tantheman1100]

Plenty of room for my bullion in this car. Excellent.

[@ThatGuy-kv1kw]

the first A is silent, Mybach...I had a 2005, that was truly special compared to the S class (although it did cost 320K)

[@entertained...]

telling everyone that i am more important than them is exhausting; thanks to this car, now they can just see that i am.

[@JDMSwervo2001]

The wheels remind me of the impala SS

[@andeleputo89]

Good catch, now I can’t unsee that !

[@ReidEvers]

I'm gonna say it. Jack pronounces also "OH-SO." Glad to get that off my chest.

[@aurorajones8481]

13:06 I absolutely dont hate ppl for having stuff like this. My friends certainly do and I'm always one to say. Hey if I had the money I would and don't hate them cause they have what you want. Ultimately that's what your doing. And just cause you hate on it doesn't really bring that product down as your intending.

[@aurorajones8481]

If anything stick your nose up and say... "But its not a V12" 🤣 Seee you gotta do it right!

[@kenim]

Im glad that they point out how annoying the whole S-Class/Maybach experience looks like. There is enough screen activity there to have a seizure. Thats why the crown goes to Rolls-Royce.

[@eventusvantos1905]

How is it annoying? There aren't that many screens at all. Rr is overpriced pos

[@seansiew5629]

@@eventusvantos1905shut up kid, continue get pampered with your daddy’s money, probably you don’t have a damn car to comment

[@dboy2117]

Nice Foo Fighters shoutout…. 2:40. Well done.

[@DxCBuG]

I had the same mindset about the screens. But we are at a point now where this stuff is fast and developed. As long as it works good today it will still be okay in 10 year's

[@maxcactus7]

Length of the S580 = 215.3". Length of my '04 Lincoln Town Car = 215.4". I had NO IDEA I needed rear wheel steering to get my car in and out of the garage! I had no idea my car was such a floaty, uncontrollable mess! How have I ever managed all these years?

[@simonmurfin1910]

Great review and I completely agree with the comments on why a luxury experience is valued (quiet, sufficient power to make effortless progress, a bit of decent tech), and how simplicity is often better I’d much rather have a Bentley rather than this and I chose a a slightly older version of my car to avoid having all the touch screens etc. Last night, at the end of a long week, and after I’d already been up, driving and working 15 hours that day, I needed to drive 1.5 hours home. The peace and quiet, effortless drivetrain, amazing headlights and the ability to turn down the display brightness, hide the satnav screen (just using the head up display) made the journey far better than it could have been.

[@ravipeiris4388]

I have the 2011 Maybach 57s with the 6.0 liter/V12 with 620 hp and 738 lbs of torque. Yes, my car still has game, Ravi Peiris M.D.

[@S_-cl8om]

Beautiful car, but I’m excited bullion jack and agent 47.5 got one to check out since these owners typically don’t bring them to shows and open them up.

[@pkdude5334]

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

[@spoton3278]

Mark's word of the day calendar was recently on "luddite". Sadly, he didn't use the pronunciation key.

[@Parker53151]

Or he was saying ‘lewdite’.

[@MrCarGuy]

The pneumatic suspension is probably the most reliable aspect of the car. I was thinking these had hydropneumatic. They've been doing airmatic for a few decades now and hydropneumatic is just too complex for almost no difference. Also agree with the displays. They will be ubiquitous in even the most entry level vehicles because they're not that expensive. Luxury cars need more differentiation there

[@gedaman]

So they’ve finally improved the Airmatic suspension? Any time you see a W220 on the road it’s either sagging or they replaced the Airmatic suspension with coils.

[@dragospahontu]

This is the sort of car Jack Singapore turns up in to steal your girl.

[@stoneeh]

"Steal" = "negotiate with you and you being happy to accept the offer".

[@TheSnowMiser111]

Please lean into the "make fun of people who buy (brand) car" more. I can never have enough car buyer memes. I would love it if the entire review was just memes about the person buying (brand) car.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Basically Regular Car Reviews but without Regular reminding you that he came out of the closet at some point in the video.

[@AndrewScott123]

You guys are just hilarious. If I was drinking coffee when I saw the briefcase scene it would be all over my screen or down my windpipe.

[@declangordon815]

John Business is back!

[@gkstanfield]

Major-league LOTTERY GOALS… I love this GD boat; I’m 53 and just bought my first Mercedes CPO late-model 222 S550 4Matic Longboard… but I had NO IDEA..! They are absolutely fantastic…and they are utter ICBMs on American freeways… you just have to experience this for yourself! Luxury way beyond my expectations, and they HANDLE…it’s wild! Someday, I WILL own a critically-depreciated CPO Mercedes-Maybach with a miles-long extended warranty, just for shits and grins…and no chauffeur!

[@a.kblur04]

The Pretender? Even Flow? Yall have my music taste, never disappoints. ABSOLUTE WINNING from this channel, never losing. Only win. Win. Not lose. Maybach.

[@billobong9792]

Ah now my boyfriend’s wife can drive away from me without me even noticing

[@justicemashishi3919]

As much as you’re making valid points, I think the thing most people who review the S Class is that you cannot talk about the S Class and not mention technology because the whole point of it is to bring about comfort and the next level in tech

[@petermgruhn]

It's not just a question of "oo look, prestige screens everywhere." Or "nice wood". It's a matter of bling and clutter.

[@SibRevs]

I love the off and on bullion running jokes when it comes to these expensive car reviews.

[@dielaughing73]

Except Jack clearly doesn't know how heavy bullion actually is. He wouldn't be carrying around that volume of gold with such ease

[@KXKKX]

“Luddite Package” sounds great. I’d love a car with modern quality & reliability without all the interior techno-BS.

[@davidballantyne762]

I love your videos guys! You are very honest in your reviews and the engineering aspect is something I can't find elsewhere on KZbin. Keep up the good work!

[@padmai29]

You guys are spot on about the ridiculous interior with the screens and ambient light. Please review a Bentley Flying Spur - I would really appreciate your thoughts on that car.

[@eventusvantos1905]

How is it ridiculous???

[@padmai29]

@@eventusvantos1905 too much tech. too many screens…

[@marclangman4836]

@@eventusvantos1905 it looks like a raunchy nightclub in there. Not luxurious at all.

[@eventusvantos1905]

@@padmai29 how is there too much tech? How are there too many screens? In front for example there are only two just like in most cars In rear there are three one for each passenger and middle one just for controlling things How is it too much?

[@eventusvantos1905]

@@marclangman4836 night club lighting is amazing The interior is very luxurious like a land yacht great leathers woods lighting etc

[@richardbixler]

@10:41 I was really hoping to see one of you guys sipping champagne as the other did donuts. Kind of a missed opportunity, no wonder Mark doesn’t have enough bullion. It’s this kind of peasant thinking that’s keeping these two from reaching their full potential.

[@MarkRVillano]

We live in dangerous times, and I can't say I would feel comfortable cruising around Chicago, LA, or New York City in this rig. It literally screams, "Rob me!", "Carjack me!" or "Follow me home and case the joint." Instead of all those screens, Mercedes should offer this rig with multiple firearms.

[@zoner__]

Get it armored

[@markmiller3279]

These times are no more dangerous than any other. Aside from a blip up in the pandemic crime stats have been falling for years. TV loves to exagerrate crime stories, but the reality is I'm safer than I was forty years ago.

[@cayman9873]

You want a 308 ar rifle and 20 mags. Armor is useless when you get home and get out of the car.

[@gamefreakz91]

First thing I noticed on this $200k car is that the paint lines don't line up across the fuel door. I guess that famous German quality control is an optional extra now.

[@Euro2024champs]

it's the angle of the camera, plus fuel doors don't always sit perfectly flush to body work.

[@golfnerd3107]

A car that’s completely irrelevant to my life but still I click just to see the comedy.

[@fpswick8458]

You guys need to pair with The Triple F Collection for their SUV and "bounce mode" plus there others.

[@sleeksilver]

I always wondered why they haven't done some sort of collaboration to review ridiculous cars.

[@ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow]

Only $184K?! I'll take two of them!

[@kilo-watt]

The smile when he said “7 extra inches”.

[@naijaman1]

Just love the gold bars 😂😂.

[@papagen00]

An uber rich friend of mine owns two cars - a Prius and a Honda Accord.

[@AJ56]

That intro is lowkey motivating 😂

[@Andrew-zx9wx]

I renamed my phone to ‘Full Engorgement’ today as an homage to Mark’s past antics. I’ll probably have to revert the name next week after our EO meeting.

[@papa_pt]

Mid 00s party bus interiors are classy now eh

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

I actually thought it was much older until I saw the year in the title

[@fwebe2871]

Even if you don't need such a car, it is important to get rich people to spend their money and give it back to society.

[@RatAvenue]

"it's a young man, he's 38" Oh Jack buddy, I feel for you lol.

[@gorankrajnovic]

@0:57 they could not have made the gas tank cover line up with the rest of the body?... tsk tsk tsk

[@WarriorsPhoto]

That's an amazing car from an engineering standpoint. Like the G Wagen I'd like to drive it around for fun. As my daily I don't know???

[@mroaquin]

This is the only correct example of how trickle down economics works.

[@quasimoto4424]

Driving segment should have been from the rear seats though with Champagne.

[@sk-un5jq]

I'm picking up my bespoke model next week! Yay!

[@americanAlienBoy]

Where’s the bulkhead? I don’t want to be sharing oxygen with my chauffeur.

[@infidel900rr]

The length, girth, and engorgement at full stroke - Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 11:13

[@dragospahontu]

Imagine buying a Maybach without a V12 lol

[@maxheadroom224]

For overall range I'm sure it's better

[@hanzen5174]

id get the v8. nothing beat v8 for sound :)

[@maxheadroom224]

@@nifa7231 no

[@chrislangstaff]

Owning this car and being chauffeured around in it is the first indicator that you are going to be a participant in the guillotine games and not a spectator.

[@zunetrav4]

4:20 Lol that was hilarious