Saw: From the Book of Saw

You like Oreos, detective? Let's see if you still like them after eating a whole sleeve. You have 3 minutes to escape your mother's bed.
Editor:
Jack Clishem
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[@spazmaster6731]

"In front of you is an Xbox 360. Loaded up on the console is the game SAW from 2009. The game is currently loaded up and the progress in the game is about halfway completed. The console is not signed in. You have 2 minutes to find a way to sign in so you can save the game without exiting and losing all progress. Should you fail, a toxic *GAS* will fill the room. Think carefully, your fate depends on it."

[@Skornish]

"Make your choice."

[@honeycomb937]

it symbolizes his greed; he shouldn't have eaten that entire sleeve of oreos.

[@WatchThisChat]

I would lose by how long an Xbox 360 loads lol

[@dingalong14]

@@honeycomb937 That's gluttony.

[@fellipesz]

GYAS

[@milkinobama8160]

The amount of money I would pay for a movie where Jerma is jigsaw who constantly messes up his trap and accidentally hot mics while complaining loudly for his 'victims' to hear.

[@spencechan]

Unfortunately the Jerma Jigsaw is already dead, in cannon. Blew him self up with a grenade

[@starduststriker8792]

@@spencechan well yeah he died but that doesn't mean he's dead

[@cking4869]

I would pay any amout of money for a movie made by Jerma given the budget of a Star Wars movie

[@jeremytitus9519]

Uh don't want to be THAT GUY but just wanted to point out that you didn't actually specify _how much_ money you would pay for a movie where Jerma is jigsaw who constantly messes up his trap and accidentally hot mics while complaining loudly for his 'victims' to hear. This project needs a budget.

[@shweetnectar]

@@spencechan Son of Jergsaw

[@rubensamerica4309]

Thought this was gonna be a house flipper video

[@blueluma6187]

“I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME OF HOUSE FLIPPER”

[@lame_plane]

“Gas”

[@MannFace51]

*G A S*

[@Platitudinous9000]

gas

[@TechniqueSan]

G A S A A S A G

[@regispotunkin]

My favorite part about this stream is not the stream itself but the fact he hated the whole experience and then willingly played through the sequel

[@clyax113]

But he didn't complete the sequel.

[@bbluva20]

Oh man this is one of the funniest ones in a while. Jerma’s Bostonian/New England common sense trying to rationalize Jigsaws torture funhouses down to, “Jigsaw, you’re just being a dick”

[@hermionestranger4964]

"This isn't Saw! Kevin fucking McCallister does this shit."

[@disposable_income_andy]

I wonder if all new englanders are like this because once I had a dream where I sat jason vorhees and freddy kreuger down at a table (not together, each was an individual 1-on-1 with me and the character) mid-slasher chase scene and actually tried discussing their problems with them.

[@somethingguy912]

"Hello Jeremy. Before you is a compact twin size bed, but not just any bed. The very bed your mother tucked you in for the last 30 years that which you've forsake by puking all over with your penchant for Oreos. Underneath the pillowcase is a single sleeve of double stuffed oreos. If you do not eat the entire sleeve of oreos in 60 seconds without puking, a deadly nerve agent known as GYAS will fill the room. Will your gluttony overcome your guilt? Make your choice."

[@jonathanrichards5780]

Top tier

[@pipebombmailer]

are you the writer for saw

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

What's funny is I think a lot of people including myself can wolf down a sleeve of oreos in a couple minutes usually and be fine lol

[@disposable_income_andy]

it was his moms bed though which in retrospect makes it even funnier

[@Nebularban]

Honestly, my favorite part of the puking in his mother's bed story was that he wasn't even a kid when it happened. He was either in or just gotten out of college when it happened.

[@NaoyaToudou]

Jeremy's jigsaw is the best rendition of jigsaw, hands down.

[@bavuh1249]

Having never actually seen the jigsaw movies, when I actually heard the real voice I was let down

[@cratermaker3842]

Holy shit, Naoya pfp

[@NaoyaToudou]

@@cratermaker3842 holy shit, somebody who knows who naoya is

[@cratermaker3842]

@@NaoyaToudou I’m more of a P2 kinda guy but your pfp is still cool

[@CixousSixth]

GYEAS

[@cxbain4728]

"It takes more muscles to frown then to smile, and yet at every opportunity you have refused to turn that frown upside down. The choice is yours."

[@nullpoint3346]

"I prioritize gains, creepy puppet dude."

[@whyiwakeup6460]

@@nullpoint3346”That’s it. GASGAGAGASGAS”

[@ericjohnson6120]

TBH, if Jerma was Jigsaw he would set up an elaborate trap just to leave the door unlocked.

[@tomoko7584]

and then get himself caught it in while attempting to exit

[@funx24X7]

Immersive save game mechanics that make you really _feel_ like you're being tortured.

[@jamesdessent5984]

I just finished the remainder of a sleeve of Oreos right as he started talking about the Oreo addiction. Now I’ve got a sudden urge to go throw them up on my mother’s bed

[@ossikalliomaki5634]

That happened to my buddy Eric once

[@jeremytitus9519]

Fool. You are supposed to throw up on JERMA'S mother's bed. PM me and I'll send you the address. (Don't worry she's super cool about it)

[@somejabroni51]

@@jeremytitus9519 PSYCHO KZbin commenter has luncheons with famous and EXTRAORDINARY twitch steamer Jeremy Elbertson’s MOM

[@showtimevonparty283]

please continue to make your choice by entering this room with comically large ceiling spikes that will totally not come down

[@gutz3115]

Rumor has it Billy the Puppet and Jerma985 are the exact same size

[@Err0Rose]

underrated comment

[@BigBoy257]

Same person?!

[@Elemtree]

Jigsaw: “I want to play a game” Jerma: “I got 700,000… which one do you feel like playing?” Jigsaw: “Jesus Christ…”

[@poisonberry2166]

"Hello Jeremy...I'd like to play...Super Frog"

[@Quartings]

@@poisonberry2166 "I fail to understand how any person would dislike this game. There is candy present in it."

[@lucastradella9197]

Jigsaw: “This guy is FUCKED”

[@vaan_]

@@poisonberry2166 it's got candy!

[@cheyannei5983]

@@poisonberry2166 Cute PFP!

[@yahooanswers4843]

the "HOOHOOHOOHEEHEEHEE" after every death absolutely destroys me

[@larks.]

i love how the difficulty levels go from "Normal" to "INSANE"

[@lavernebennet7395]

"why didn't you build, like, 30 schools?" To be fair, before he started torturing people (he insists that he's not a murderer though he's definitely not killing people by putting them in torture dungeons), Jigsaw was a successful civil engineer.

[@Xzeihoranth]

His first attempt at Jigsaw was like HAL 9000 dying.

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Jigsaw killed a dude for *smoking*, I don’t doubt that he’d throw a dude in barbed wire for someone committing tax evasion.

[@suptatoms]

"This is your choice to make, detective. You either eat the whopper or the debt will fill with GAS. Make your choice."

[@GuyVomiting]

YO IS THIS THAT GAME WHERE the melee weapons have a huge wind up time making your fists the only useful weapon against enemies.

[@bautistacano4085]

No

[@danielryan4588]

Yes

[@gabrielreda]

Maybe

[@theflyingdude6523]

Possibly

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

Perhaps

[@Thelionpaladin]

One of the best streams imo. Always thought saw was a good fit for Jerma- love how jigsaw became a staple Jerma character

[@travosk8668]

Gas

[@12171010011010]

Even the small saw fan communities use the memes, it's actually crazy. Like poison "GAS" is only used in one movie, but everyone associates it with Saw now.

[@rovena996]

It makes me really wish there were more games.

[@BudBonkerson]

@@12171010011010 aw for real? that's neat

[@BudBonkerson]

@@12171010011010 where are these communities located online

[@sneeznoodle]

"All of your life you have followed along with other people. Like a machine, you never questioned anything. Now, you must prove your individuality. Prove that you are not a robot. You have 60 seconds to select all of the images with traffic lights in them. If you fail, your account will not be created, and you will have to input your details again. Make your choice."

[@stiddleficks4044]

i think i love jerma's saw voice so much because it's basically just a sinister version of the byeah voice

[@swallowme535]

During WW2, the U.S. military designed grenades attempting to match the size and weight of a baseball, reckoning that any proper American man would know how to throw one.

[@logandunlap9156]

i’m pretty sure this is one of those “little known facts” that everyone knows

[@swallowme535]

@@logandunlap9156 okay well I just thought it was funny but I’m glad you’re so boss and epic

[@logandunlap9156]

@@swallowme535 it was a little funny, nobody was saying it wasnt

[@SLight-ty1pc]

:0 really??? Because if thats true that is kinda funny :3

[@comradecommissar1945]

That "little known fact" is right up there with OMG DID YOU KNOW COKE USED TO HAVE COCAINE IN IT. Ive only heard it a fucking hundred times by now shut the fuck up

[@elizabelthe]

"take these bose headphones, or go on a vacation to hawaii, make your choice" unironically how does he come up with 90% of what he says

[@noob19087]

12:34 Why would anyone do this whole thing of shoving their hand into a barrel full of acid when they could just tip it over? If you dropped a ring or something in a pot of boiling water would you pour off the water and then take the ring like a reasonable person or just dip your hand into the boiling water?

[@thenextgeneration9030]

there was a drain there though so if you just recklessly tip it over the key could fall into it softlocking you in jigsaws house irl

[@benshapirosgreasycock5381]

But then you don’t get your lesson about being greedy

[@giantlips1462]

Plunge it in it’ll be an epic funny man moment

[@carto4028]

Pee enough into the acid to dilute it so its not so bad.

[@BleachedPeehole]

@@carto4028 this guy gets it

[@piperkolafa8985]

GAS WILL FILL THE ROOM.

[@GenericMystics]

Is this where Jerma claims that in the movie SAW the word "Gas" was used like a thousand times and someone looked into it and verified that out of ALL the movies it was only said once or twice?

[@NightmareBlade10]

Nah I think that was the House Flipper stream

[@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777]

That was the House Flipper stream

[@GenericMystics]

My mistake then.

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

Another comment pointed out that the emphasis of gas in this game might have caused jerma to think the word gas was used so much in the movies

[@GenericMystics]

@@AnOrrangeShirt That actually makes sense if he played this before House Flipper.

[@theTrevorluck]

“Your years of impersonation and humiliation has come to a standstill Jerma, this trap will end your savefile, or your life, but the choice is in your hands.”

[@rickyrockstar1233]

Jigsaw: You must use teamwork in order to escape this room. Use your time wisely. *your teamate* Jerma

[@kowhaifan1249]

*pees*

[@da_purple_lizard]

we are both fucked

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Since Jerma's such a huge Saw fan, I really hope he heads to Sawcon after the pandemic.

[@zacharyframe1916]

what pandemic

[@yesno8273]

@@zacharyframe1916 pandemic deez nuts

[@korparintv]

1:57 The classic "forgot to save" joke. 7:53 It's even funnier the second time. What a comedian!

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Don’t you know? This *PSYCHO STREAMER* pre-records *ALL* his streams and *PLANS* his *JOKES* while eating *OREOS* and throwing up in his *MOTHER’S BED.* What a freak!

[@nou1178]

He truly is the

[@henrydynan83]

jer,a...

[@cubixthree3495]

Wario

[@mrquacksalot1]

The description is beyond god tier holy shit

[@Tom79803]

I accidentally started a video of jazz trombone music while I was watching this and it honestly didn't occur to me that it might not have been a bit Jerma was doing

[@disposable_income_andy]

This is like Kitchen Nightmares where you can play the waterphone violin sound at any point throughout an episode and you can't tell if it was you or the episode. You can put any random ass music or noise going in the background (the more chaotic the better) of a jerma stream and if its at a low enough volume you won't be able to tell it's you and not actually a bit he's doing.

[@neilgoldberg547]

In a choice between dealing with Jigsaw and Jerma, I'd take Jigsaw any day of the week, at least he has a sense of justice, where Jerma is completely insane, and there's no possible way to figure out how to appease him.

[@angrycinnabon2956]

Yeah, that streamer is FUCKED

[@sadcena7204]

I'd take Jerma, he'd leave a room unlocked or something and I'd just leave

[@LifeWKai]

4:59 Meat Grinder foreshadowing

[@dylantnorton]

internet man pretends to be a murderous torturer for several hours straight

[@GenesisAkaG]

He's surprisingly good at it too. Seems kinda SUS to me.

[@ADD_ham]

Murderous torturer pretends to be an internet man for several hours straight

[@ratspleen638]

'pretends'

[@iamcuttlefish]

“pretends”

[@disposable_income_andy]

actual average jerma stream

[@ThePaperKhan]

Whoever wrote That disciption is a beast

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

Whoever wrote That coemnt is a beast

[@WEndro333]

@@Lil_FYRBUG Whoever wrote That repiyl is a beast

[@Guts_Brando]

@@WEndro333 Lmfao

[@cerealexperimentsuboa]

LMFAOOOO

[@carto4028]

LMAOOOOO

[@FattyDragon013]

I love that he keeps referring Jigsaw to Mr.Saw, that's adorable

[@da_purple_lizard]

of course jerma refers to him in such a formal way, jigsaw was his teacher in his PSYCHOPATHY class

[@GreggoryL]

I know it's been 3 years but holy shit Alexios!!!

[@spamson7413]

the best part of this stream will always be when one of the characters made a shitty title drop and chat flooded jerma with -2s for a joke he didn't even make.

[@AshMLP]

jermey is the same height as saw

[@zera1266]

Funfact: the puppet's name is not jigsaw, it's billy.

[@AshMLP]

@@zera1266 they still the same height lol

[@thememeroo178]

@@zera1266 🤓👆 actually

[@zera1266]

@@AshMLP correct

[@stinkyrinky]

I like unintelligible Saw where he doesn’t realize how modulated his voice is

[@totesmcfloats9348]

Ah yes, the most important decision in the whole Saw franchise: Bose headphones or a vacation to Hawaii.

[@dIancaster]

I heard that as I was reading this.

[@cxbain4728]

"I promise you detective, your son is in a safe"

[@PaytonTate]

you can hear the excitement in his voice every time he gets to make the cat puke noise

[@thepuncakeninja6837]

4:05 😂 The AM radio joke killed me

[@elijah5989]

Having regular updates and videos from the Jerma channel is greatly comforting.

[@zenithstudio6819]

Would actually watch a saw movie if jerma does the jigsaw voice

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

Local streamer actually believes himself to be Jigsaw from the horror movie series Saw, refuses to stop saying “gas”

[@kuyaaa_]

Thank god the editor took out that antidote segment, he took forever to solve that puzzle LMAO

[@chimerschang]

I think it's pretty obvious how the Jigsaw guy at the end fell, his weight shifted backwards and the trike was too small to handle that.

[@ordinary_magician]

Isn’t this the same game which Konami had hyped to hell?

[@beeeeeeees]

@catboy cloud strife at least there hasnt been a saw or silent hill themed pachinko game yet

[@beeeeeeees]

@catboy cloud strife i think the dead by daylight dlc is the closest its been to being alive again but for now silent hill is just in this zombie state

[@NATE-op9tq]

@catboy cloud strife actually there is one for silent hill, where you "play" as heather escaping the Boogeyman from downpour. Surprised there hasn't been anything for saw but they might've lost the license, especially after the two games Konami made

[@elegant_lilligant]

I can just SMELLY SMELL this video

[@redtheyiffer]

I would love one of those horror parody movies just about saw but he's exactly how jerma portrays him.

[@grumpysphinx4911]

Lol Scary Movie, it's a Key and Peele skit from their show

[@2fortcow]

Dude. What is your name?

[@icebear7555]

Damn it's been like a year since this was streamed and I just remember laughing my ass off at jerma saying jigsaw uses a rocking chair

[@RaiOuArt]

petty and incompetent Jigsaw is a top-tier jerma character

[@12171010011010]

How to make a short puzzle game look 50 times harder than it actually is, featuring Jerma 900, 800 and 500.

[@brodiewaldrop5364]

Jerma let his demons out in this vid if ya listen to it it’s pretty scary for a lil guy

[@18themxxn_]

It's amazing how many demons he can fit in that small body of his. He's basically a demon clown car

[@brodiewaldrop5364]

I know maybe two of three hmmm I wonder how many there are besides chat

[@jazzjazzington8244]

@@18themxxn_ The mental image of a demon clown car made me WHEEZE

[@somejabroni51]

@@jazzjazzington8244 Asthmatic KZbin commenter ASSAULTED by Twitch streamer Jerma985 comment section. What a tragedy!

[@jazzjazzington8244]

@@somejabroni51 "And she doesn't even HAVE ASTHMA! INSANE!"

[@tunannif]

3:34 he was a combine voice actor

[@Bimmyboy171]

Pick up the can

[@Zebbehog]

"Don't question it, just try to get the key out off your ass or wherever I put it" - Jigsaw, Saw: Gyas edition

[@couchmaster3773]

I can't decide whether it would be funnier if Jerma was Jigsaw or one of his victims. Knowing Jerma though, he'd probably end up being both somehow.

[@da_purple_lizard]

jigsaw testing his traps

[@user84074]

Thank you, editor! I love when you put the game in the title!

[@thechazzler8934]

Oh wow his jigsaw voice is literally just the Puzzler

[@willsonpiercepua]

why didnt jigsaw build 30 schools with the money he had.

[@VektroidLive]

the whole time he's doing his Jigsaw impersonation here it just sounds like Vince McMahon. like the quips aren't even out of character for Vince

[@ThePaperKhan]

Him dying at the traps was great.

[@logandunlap9156]

that’s the whole stream tho

[@12171010011010]

@@logandunlap9156 yes, the whole stream was great.

[@benjibutt5796]

PSYCHO STREAMER traps viewers in attempt to FORCE THEM to watch EVERY SAW MOVIE!!!!

[@enzo33628]

"in three minutes, the room will be filled with GYES"

[@rasmus6224]

You have to make a Saw game and your genius idea is to fill it with the same stupid pipe puzzle over and over.

[@jarlhyttel]

I appreciate that there are more editors coming on to the channel to increase the video output, but there is a really noticeable difference in the editing skill of them. SuperDazza's edits of the Saw streams are a good example of how to time the jokes and bring out highlights.

[@terribleivan1475]

Nuh-uh MY favoritest edit man makes da best jokes, YOUR favorite tuber STINKY!

[@Smiley3269]

There's so much that was cut out for this video, you'd have to watch the vod. This playthrough was torture for everyone and hilarious at the same time. What's really funny is that even though he absolutely hated Saw, he played through the sequel on his own free will and the sequel was even WORSE.

[@titanic_monarch796]

I love how glitchy saw comes incredibly close to the filter used for the hl2 combine

[@dorokorooli5763]

"Hello jeremy, In front if you is a full catboy suit, wear it and you gonna please the audience, but once you put it on - there's no way back, can you endure constant shame from society or going to sacrifice all of your subscribers, the choise is yours."

[@jeremytitus9519]

And then watch that lime-addled fool call for a "double or nothing".

[@cptamari_]

Playing this game and having to start from the beginning is the true jigsaw test

[@Staralium]

How many “nerve agents” will be said

[@BruhMeister993]

Whoever wrote the video description is a comedic mastermind

[@karlos4566]

The Master has become the student

[@livjones4528]

0:48 is so saw.... you have to take the needles....you have to stand there and be scared. There's always someone whose test is just standing there but it's really scary

[@mining_enforcer2696]

I find it exceedingly hilarious that at the end of the stream, Jerma watches a clip of someone dressed up as Jigsaw riding a tricyle and then breaks it and falls and he does the exact same thing two years later

[@chickengogo1683]

i love that he watched that jigsaw tricycle video at the end that's one of my all-time favorites

[@gammainc1666]

Watching Jerma play this on stream was genuinely painful It was great.

[@BakaZoraWasTaken]

11:15 as soon as I saw those little red dots I knew exactly what joke was coming

[@Kodlaken]

I had to read this comment to realize what that joke was referencing.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

WHAT'S THE REFERENCE?

[@mikkokulmala560]

@@GenericProtagonist118 it's a reference to DN on that one stream

[@Kodlaken]

@@GenericProtagonist118 I thought it was referencing Rogues from World of Warcraft but maybe I'm wrong.

[@BakaZoraWasTaken]

@@Kodlaken No you're right, they're like the combo points that show around the name plate of a rogue on WoW. You gain them through certain skills and can spend them on using other stronger skills, like Eviscerate (as Jerma mentions)

[@clyax113]

Jerma laughing at the Saw game is like watching a bad movie with that one clever friend.

[@Etherman7]

That would be the best ending to a jigsaw movie. If someone survives they get an ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO HAWAII! And balloons fall, and the price is right theme plays... just perfect.

[@DRUZYDAY]

That am radio talkshow voice sent me to another dimension oh my lord

[@lastwymsi]

God, seeing the game in the background is wild because one of my professors at Uni was the project manager for that game and he constantly talked about the project. The pitfalls and things that went right. It weird seeing it in the wild now instead of as a tea hing aide.

[@walterwoods]

Jerma meat grinder origin story

[@deltamudkip]

Oh my gosh the Loading Screen Tip at 8:30 is really funny to me for some reason

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

Clishem knocks it out of the park with the description again

[@ThrowAway-gu2lw]

12:25 as opposed to Jigsaw's high class "prolific serial killer who tortures random innocent people in my creepy basement which I can't afford to pay the rent on anymore" life.

[@professionalbusinessman2903]

3:34 half life 2 cp radio chatter

[@PicklePyro]

Gas

[@zaksaturday1693]

"We're all here because of you, Detective" No, we're ostensibly here because of Jigsaw. Also, the absolute scale of his kidnappings that he's done here. There are at least 43 people in this game from what I've seen, and while some like Amanda are voluntary, you can't possibly believe the ones: in traps, in collars, with safes on their heads, and fighting for their life just somehow chose to be there.

[@hada__02]

Guy with box on his head: “it’s a living!”

[@Maddie-wt6ih]

The description is hilarious

[@MainManJaggi]

I love the idea that Mr. Green is Jigsaw. He bought the building and all the traps after a particularly intense drug/gambling bender, using the income from his limes and slots. He actually doesn't remember any of this.

[@goathero24]

“In five minutes the GAS doors will lock and the GAS room will be filled with GAS.”

[@tchellyng]

The Chug Jugsaw

[@cxbain4728]

"wow uh sorry my trap wasn't supposed to do that..... sorry im opening the exit now you can just leave im sorry"

[@Vitamin_Gun]

he really sounds just like a metrocop when he started speaking with the filter