Says here "THERE IS NO GAME"

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[@TRIVIA5209]

Oh god… that means it’s just grumps

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Dear god...!

[@Zeracan]

So... 10minute power hour...

[@Spookter666]

And we're the _____grumps

[@mickthegod6699]

oh lord

[@deadlydingus1138]

* ungames your grumps *

[@EStramel09]

Dan saying “There is no Jew? I beg to differ!” was hilarious.

[@eliteguard224]

Wonder why there's no replies

[@--TOM--]

I'm not able to add my own comments, only replies. Does anyone else have this problem??

[@CheshireGhost]

The "Do Not Shake" moment hurt me lol😂😊

[@zeldadonkey1]

I was screaming go to music!!!

[@Naokisser]

Same😭

[@milesbismarck]

I try as much as possible to give him a break but this was def one I could not

[@pgallant]

"maybe if it's heavier it will shake" Know what's heavy? THAT METAL THAT SHAKES THE SCREEN

[@greedyProphet]

Moment?

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

wow, the first ever episode of Grumps™. (not to be confused with THE Grumps™.)

[@ItoHiyori]

Game grumps without a game is just Grumps. It’s like a podcast, but not to be confused with the defunct G cast.

[@selli9917]

We're ALL g. (The g stands for goodness.)

[@Merlewhitefire]

Metal Music: Makes the entire goddamn screen shake The grumps, for the next fifteen minutes: How do we make this folder shake? I'll try dropping a cup.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Dropping it wasn't a terrible idea, it worked before; I was in a lot more pain when he said not to switch screens too fast.

[@_kaybeth_]

I was nearly yelling at the screen because of them not using the metal music 😭

[@024mjr]

He was doing so well until then

[@Darksk1ngothgf]

The “Oohhhh” *does the wrong thing*

[@fridayman35]

I don't know if that will work, let's try dropping the cup

[@TraeNotTrayffs]

Dan & Arin with no game is a terrifying concept

[@possiblyadog]

I mean... that just means they have a podcast. I think they'd be fine

[@TraeNotTrayffs]

@@possiblyadog honestly i miss grump cast you got no idea

[@brodyodyo4671]

@25:00 arin literally shrinking the key TWICE and somehow not noticing

[@Connorses]

Don't look up 10 Minute Power Hour.

[@CrimsonMoonM]

I'd love seeing them do a podcast again. All of their personalities with none of the irksome moments where they accidentally overlook vital stuff.

[@NoVaKaiNeProductions]

The game has one line entirely in Japanese, and Dan's deadpan 'Finally...a French accent' had me wheezing.

[@aliicelydiia4667]

"Stop moving screen to screen ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GOES TOO FAST" - Dan and Arin - "what the fuck do we do now?"

[@dglsconklin]

I'm currently sitting here dying during the "nonstop shake" part.

[@anti_honey]

​@@dglsconklin It's agony

[@shithoagie]

Arin thinks it's all just flavor text when some of it has abstract clues, but his default is to reject all VA and instructions pretty much unless a cinematic cutscene or a silly scream

[@CommanderCharlie]

I love when half a brain cell fires for Dan and he remembers part of something helpful. He’s like “what did they say about going fast” and Arin just drops it lol

[@ggnicklu]

Everyone picks up on different clues at different speeds. I know the grumps figured something out during this playthrough before I did and probably the same goes for you. The help is also there for a reason. What may be obvious for you is not obvious for everyone.

[@slimchelmi6940]

"what accent is that?" "uh, somekind of european" thanks Arin, that really narrows it down

[@Marcusml333]

Definitely French.

[@AngelWingsYT]

narrator: has a russian accent grumps: what accent is this :o it changes with every word

[@Lion-dg5zn]

@@AngelWingsYTit’s French. He says it’s not Russian.

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I mean, it is the second smallest continent, it’s not like he said African

[@snorpenbass4196]

@@wiggletonthewise2141 Depends on whether you count most of Russia and Eastern Europe as well, and what you're comparing it to. But for size comparisons, never go by maps. Consider this: tiny Sweden is _bigger_ than California. (That said, the US is not a continent - it's _part_ of a continent). Álso, I'm fairly sure Europe isn't a continent, it's a subcontinent (part of Eurasia).

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Folder says "do not shake" They've played the Music track "Shake My Head" like three times It rattles the whole screen "Maybe if we drop this trophy a thousand times it'll work!"

[@hexagonal69]

Exactly, that was pain watching them try the same thing over and over for the next 15 minutes, expecting a different result.

[@bfitz5610]

You can tell Arin and Danny are real party animals cos neither of them recognize a bottle opener

[@herogear_art]

“I can win zip it to make it smaller” Me, writhing in agony: “!!!”

[@fredriklind6727]

After he already shrank it.

[@shithoagie]

And then he struggles to open ZinWip

[@dabbad9831]

How did 2 people not notice the change?

[@Favar1]

@@dabbad9831 I think Dan did. He just could not connect that Arin didnt see it and was second guessing himself becasue there is no way Arin missed that.

[@RiriRuruu]

19:16 "We need something heavier to shake it" Me: guys... how about... the "heavy" metal.... which is conveniently titled... "shake my head"

[@durulvarol]

That was painful to watch.

[@jameseddleman6944]

4:24 "Its one of those games where its like 'ahahahaaaa'." *full 10 seconds of silence*

[@andrewwright6616]

My favorite part of the episode. Truly cutting edge commentary. 😂

[@jameseddleman6944]

​@@andrewwright6616its sad that i do know what he means, but that doesnt make it right or correct lol

[@benji_and_the_tomatoes]

i didn’t realise this was new and i was like awwe man, where’s the second one? did they stop the series? and then i glanced and saw “1h ago” and i was like oh awesome there’s more to come!

[@FireheadLazzo]

Maybe. They seem to have given up on Papers Please even though they were kind of doing pretty good at it.

[@FireheadLazzo]

Whoops, never mind

[@The-EJ-Factor]

I love there dipiction of saying that this feels like a theme park ride. It’s a perfect description.

[@Sock66]

I have no Game but I must Grumps

[@justin99000]

Oh man this takes me back

[@Blaze1990sp]

One of my favorite games Markiplier played way back in the day

[@FuryMcpurey]

​@@Blaze1990sp You mean NOT-games 😉

[@yakkra]

Reminds me of the strongbad format

[@user-kw2rl8df2s]

You guys situational awareness sucks

[@AvidCat5000]

The ending to this Not-Game is actually touching.

[@ostrich8BC]

The non ending you mean?

[@QaRajhCreations]

I'd almost bet they won't get to it, even if (let's be honest, they're gonna need it) they use a walkthrough. Arin's (lack of) patience isn't going to be great for this, combined with their talking, which I'm sure will make them not hear hints and pointers.

[@spinningpeanut]

I genuinely love this game so much. Well..... Non game. There really is no game.

[@cheeseducks9118]

As someone who completed this not game very fast as a child, seeing Arin solve everything as fast as I did made me realize it was probably my ADHD

[@shithoagie]

Or slapping Hint over and over. Guess those aren't mutually exclusive though

[@randompolygon8401]

Bro the game is less than 4 years old, what do you mean as a child? I'm 19 and you're still making me feel old lol

[@Derfalken]

Arin really put the H in ADHD with that frantic clicking.

[@Roo-tabaga]

@@randompolygon8401 The original There Is No Game came out in 2015, so they're probably referring to that. But you are right that this specific version came out late 2020

[@hihi-kv8kv]

@@randompolygon8401they mean the og, I thought I was tripping when I saw this version, similar but different

[@rossj7546]

Dan and Arin: "We need to shake this folder!" Proceeds to flip a picture over and over again Me: *Visible confusion*

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

28:11 Dan might have missed the Papers Please reference XD

[@dtmuffinman]

Love the LOST reference with the Error code, being the numbers from LOST, 4 8 15 16 23 42

[@Lordmunkey]

FINALLY! This is one of the most anticipated "not games" for the grumps to play.

[@Hermititis]

Personally, I found asking how to shrink the key WHILE it is actively getting smaller & wondering what to do as it's saying don't move FAST between screens to be way more frustrating than watching them figure out the shaking puzzle.

[@aud7593]

that was honestly incredible to witness. I'm pretty resistant to frustration with how Arin plays, but I genuinely wanted to yell "USE YOUR DAMN EYES, VIDEO GAME BOY" at him

[@Hermititis]

@@aud7593 , exactly. "How do I shrink it?" "YOU JUST DID!!! It is DEMONSTRABLY smaller than it was before." I sort of get not listening,, but it's fascinating how he manages to be actively looking at the screen and still somehow NOT looking at the screen. And it wasn't even subtle, like the changes in "I'm on Observation Duty" can be.😁

[@aud7593]

@Hermititis yes! haha in Observation Duty they often find things I have to look five times to see, is even worse :'D I think arin pointed it out once in one of those click and find Christmas games. He tends to overlook the really obvious shit that Dan sees, and vice versa

[@Hermititis]

@@aud7593 , fair. It's just that it was such a perfect demonstration of "if it was a snake it woulda bit ya" in action.

[@aud7593]

@@Hermititis oh ABSOlutely, I was fully ready to tear my hair out

[@krundjust_krund8664]

Really the only thing I wished is that Arin would give the dialogue a chance to play out. He just rushed through so much of what makes this game special.

[@bjorntrier7587]

This was so painful to watch, I mean it's part of the game grumps meta that Arin ignores the blighted obvious stuff...but today was a new level for me 😂 lots of love

[@secretname3897]

24:00 "(shrinks the key) but how do i open it?" I'm pretty immune to the classic Game Grumps goobery, but the key shrinking really got to me lmao

[@isolated_illustrations]

"[A whole comment of rude criticism] btw I love y'all tho lol"

[@samuelparchment1908]

This is amazing!!! I hope they play the whole thing!

[@sanc3375]

Play what? There's nothing there

[@MrMophead41001]

You should play it first then come back, I played it and looooved it but it made absolutely no impact when it came out.

[@kelliatlarge]

It's 100% worth playing. Great (non) game.

[@DavidLopez-fo7yc]

Isnt this a repost? I swear i seen them play it before

[@Desperex0]

21:50 They figure out the shaking puzzle.

[@dudesinashoe7812]

Totally not me screaming at my phone for them to play the metal track during the do not shake bit

[@DanielLopes-dh2hv]

The game: "I repeat, dont change screens FAST!" Arin: "what do I do?"

[@suzanabraxton7039]

I'm absolutely BEGGING them to play through this whole game, it's such a gem

[@zelzim_]

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES, I BEG OF YOU

[@MikeJF85]

Oh no, it told them what to do, their one weakness!

[@jadevr]

This "non-game" just sent my brain into a freaking frenzied mess. The most OBVIOUS things were missed, due to them not paying much attention to what things do, or listening to what the narrator says. It's being told right out, if they'd stop and think about it. LOL!!! But with Arin playing, we all know that won't happen.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

18:25 It's saying to stop playing and feed your pets!😂

[@moss9471]

BEGGING for a part 2

[@TheIncredibleHulk96]

This is the Grumps vs Not Javier Bardem

[@shithoagie]

"Shake my Head" works two ways here...

[@user-2012July-A]

I really hope they continue this. This one is right up their alley, even if they are a few years late to the party. I hope they finish it.

[@PlaidTaco]

How did Arin not notice the key shrink twice

[@FireheadLazzo]

He is Arin.

[@Manticat]

I love the videos where i can scream at the screen like they can hear me 😂

[@Chu_Nyanning]

I was screaming at them the whole time to use the metal music to shake the screen but at the same time their struggles are what make this series entertaining.

[@laurenabbs]

YES FINALLY THEY PLAYED THIS

[@MasterL9]

13:25 OMG, that Lost reference.

[@jakekilla1106]

I loved lost and rewatched it last year. Every time I see those damn numbers it makes me happy

[@alexnetherton3245]

Lost is the best TV show ever. ❤️ ​@@jakekilla1106

[@bluedragon012]

It's like watching a middle aged school teacher navigating KZbin, but you can't scream at them to turn off auto play and they get extreamly frustrated and break down. Untill eventually a the smart kid who isn't afraid of them grabs the computer from them and fixes the problem and then the teacher takes all the credit. Then the kid who helped gets detention for touching a teacher's computer. @22:00

[@shr00mcatt]

This was the most painful episode I have ever watched 😂 More please 😂

[@madeleinebraham7500]

I swear, it’s like I forget about these lovable games and then the grumps just bring it all back to me 😂

[@sarahjackson4632]

Episode 2, please! Thank you! You're the best!

[@IdentityHero]

I never thought they would play this game. This is a nice surprise.

[@Bunny2086]

What game?

[@IdentityHero]

@@Bunny2086 This- Ohhh, I see what you did there.

[@Bunny2086]

@@IdentityHero I don't know what you mean

[@majoraslayer64]

What are the odds this episode would come out three days after I just played through this gamen't again for the first time in two years? Wild.

[@TylerNovakYT]

I really hope they continue this, I know puzzles can be frustrating for our Game Dad's, but this game is super charming and I think they'll enjoy it. Especially the later bits.

[@trumpetwizard7250]

We need a part 2 please

[@thatluckypanda_]

GameGrumps Lunch Break Chronicles, Day 67: I’m having a significantly better day than yesterday. I’m just having chips today. 10/10.

[@veepersjeepers]

i'm having leftover butter noodles. real champions of health and nutrition

[@EmerlyNickel]

Glad your day is going well! I'm about to order some pasta

[@-Saturn_Dreams-]

My partner and I were so mad watching arin not figure out certain things. Literally yelling at the screen “right there arin! Dan help him! Cmon!” And yet, I was so bummed this was just posted because I wanna watch the next one 😭

[@Lord_Catra]

Narrator: My system doesn't like when you move between screens, especially when it goes too fast. I repeat, "especially when it goes too fast". Arin, not paying attention: Hmmm. *continues to try to put the square peg in the star shaped hole for five minutes* 😂

[@AliLightfoot]

Infuriating watch. But I'm invested, great job!

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"There is no jew?! Oh I beg to differ." Danny please 😂 I'm too sick to be laughing like this

[@BornDepressed]

For ten whole minutes, I think we were all SHAKING OUR HEADS.

[@CarbonBeast]

What's up? I'm pretty happy my winter depression is slowly fading away and I even was able to make it to work everyday this week even it was kinda hard. I rewarded myself with an almond ice cream today

[@averynelson1186]

Can't wait to see more of this

[@justx156]

BRO THE MUSIC USE THE MUSIC TO SHAKE MAYBE THATS WHAT IT NEEDS BRO 21:22

[@zelda7ase]

Dan: Check under the super obvious mat for a key Arin 17 minutes later: Aha! It was under the mat

[@RedVanquish]

Me: going insane with how long it took them to realize that you need to play the head shaking track.**

[@shadowgolem8643]

They need to replace Arin with someone who knows what a videogame is

[@Prannon]

Hey guys, when you gonna do the next episode of this? This game is wonderful.

[@honeyklutzzz]

Dan's little "thank eu" throughout the episode has me dead 35:45

[@finn_underwood]

I really hope they continue with this masterpiece of a not-game. It has so much to offer.

[@squishyrogue69]

28:45 "You are French Spy?!" Bro is that a Team Fortress 2 reference?

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

The way that Arin didn't notice the key shrinking twice in a row was such a classic moment. ;D

[@KhanaHatake]

I LOVE when they make the same Grumps references I'm making while watching. I has bro!!

[@plutototoh]

HELL YEAH I'm excited for more of this, it's longer than I expected!

[@tipsmack]

Writing from a month in the future. Next episode please! D:

[@TheTrueSuper]

please finish this

[@Koda-qt7pu]

"I don't feel like this guys japanese accent is very accurate" KILLED ME

[@AmenKing1999]

If there is no game, then there is no game grumps.

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

there is no Game. Only Grumps.

[@Mega-Prime]

GG noooo

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

if no mario then only bros 🤯 /ref

[@MisterDorf]

Where episode 2? :(

[@frankie9373]

new ep when? 👁

[@TheOnlyRyann]

This is honestly one of my favorite indie games, so happy you're playing it! Would love to see you play the entire thing

[@hihi-kv8kv]

Anyone vaguely remember playing this on cool math games but lower quality?

[@harrisonmoore3841]

Welcome to "Arin Ignores Nearly Every Hint"

[@brandonharris7796]

Where’s the next addition

[@randomomega9966]

oh man, i remember playing this a few years ago. i never got into puzzle titles much since I didn't play many games, but this was a fun one.

[@LinkDawnbringer]

One of my favorite point and clicks of all time! (glad it's got a hint system for if Arin gets stuck again like with the music though, that'll help keep engagement up)

[@skullghost3]

38 minutes of nothing lol

[@The-EJ-Factor]

That’s like most episodes of game grumps. Have you seen them play tears of the kingdom?

[@kimbleryan7150]

Please don't play more of this non game

[@peppermintcutie5327]

Dan: Should we have memorized that number? Me who survived High School thanks to Lost: Don't have to.

[@daveman-1997]

“I feel a crash coming on!” Dan: You mean the bandicoot? Oh my lord, Dan thank you so much for that reference.

[@analoren4745]

"You're gonna love These Nuts" why yes, yes I do. What a great album

[@hellschatt]

One of those that are hard to watch because you're constantly yelling at screen what they're supposed to do. I'm amazed, honestly. How can you not notice that the music is shaking the screen?

[@micheljavert5923]

For once, I’m actually glad Arian’s puzzle solving is just click everything and hope. He showed just enough of the game to make it intriguing (definitely going to pick this up) but not enough to spoil it.

[@MiksteR_RdY]

My God. You can just SCREAM at the screen. Paper, he glues scissors to it, you take the scissors, boom. MY GOD. HOLY HELL

[@HypoceeYT]

I'm so happy that you got around to this!

[@dismasyves]

This not-game is crazy, I love watching people go through the different stages. I think the grumps will enjoy the puzzles!

[@Starrskreem3591]

"How do I make the screen shake? Can I make it heavier?" My god... even Arin was punning his own mistakes 😂

[@FrancosBabyGirl]

This was fun to watch! I loved trying to figure it out along with them!☺️

[@Baddexample16]

Yessss! My favorite non-game!!

[@saltymisfit6566]

It took them awhile but I am so glad the boys are playing this game it is actually a huge delight to watch somebody play this

[@balthazarlemon3598]

This reminds me so much of those “DONT PRESS THE BUTTON” apps

[@VimRaider]

Oh yeah. I'm gonna need more of this!