Scammer Rages When Caught Using Fake Virus

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Kitboga

Kitboga

4 жыл бұрын

A scammer claiming to be from Google pretends to find a virus on my computer. When I call him out for making up fake problems he can't handle it. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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@Jaimeeslife
@Jaimeeslife 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I never get over that “just wait a moment” at the beginning. 😩😂😂😂
@famousandfoolish8006
@famousandfoolish8006 4 жыл бұрын
Meeee too! Look forward to hearing that intro rap every time. 😂😂😂😂
@Aushumanoid
@Aushumanoid 4 жыл бұрын
Such a tune too
@jamesambrister8662
@jamesambrister8662 4 жыл бұрын
I love that shit to 😆😆
@denise8791
@denise8791 4 жыл бұрын
Its a genius intro🤣
@thisisnightshop2037
@thisisnightshop2037 4 жыл бұрын
Hooked on it... Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just to hear it
@JustinMF11
@JustinMF11 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm busier than a cat on a hot tin roof." "You got me more confused than a fart in a fan factory." "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's rainin." I'm stealing those for sure.
@PlayMoGame
@PlayMoGame 4 жыл бұрын
He was really shootin off some rootin tootin southernisms
@tedster1956
@tedster1956 4 жыл бұрын
Busier that a one armed wallpaper hanger!
@ED-TwoZeroNine
@ED-TwoZeroNine 4 жыл бұрын
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
@paydenne
@paydenne 4 жыл бұрын
now we're off like a herd of turtles!
@tedster1956
@tedster1956 4 жыл бұрын
@@ED-TwoZeroNine Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
@Krowphay
@Krowphay 4 жыл бұрын
Being told to shut up within the first 10 minutes of the call is gold lmao
@ADSaaron
@ADSaaron 4 жыл бұрын
“Busier than a cat on a hot tin roof” “Confused as a fart in a fan factory” “Useful as a trap door on a canoe” Love all of the sayings he’s using 😂
@kt6550
@kt6550 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is dumber then paint. Also try: The scammer is smart like rock, quick like tree.
@cuddlebugcute609
@cuddlebugcute609 4 жыл бұрын
Or you are busier than a one armed man at an arm wrestling competition
@Anonymous-bi5pv
@Anonymous-bi5pv 4 жыл бұрын
"don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining"
@Learnjapanesefromsomeguy
@Learnjapanesefromsomeguy 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites is "tougher than a waffle house steak"
@revengefrommars
@revengefrommars 4 жыл бұрын
"I feel like a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest" is also a good one.
@shrodingerschat2258
@shrodingerschat2258 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar."
@renee1961
@renee1961 4 жыл бұрын
And that is Confused!
@summalibertas4588
@summalibertas4588 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking beautiful simile lol
@deniroswife
@deniroswife 4 жыл бұрын
i saw this comment before he started talking and instantly knew what accent it was gonna be HAHAH
@sumofme1
@sumofme1 4 жыл бұрын
I like spell pig backwards and say funny or look down your shirt and spell attic and yell at a person walking shout, you dropped your pocket point at them, they grab their butt every time bahaha.
@mdhcccc
@mdhcccc 3 жыл бұрын
Stacey ,Pray for the lost people what are u talking about?
@saraforney3940
@saraforney3940 4 жыл бұрын
When you hear ‘let me explain you’ you’d better listen up because you’re about to hear something extremely professional & honest 👌
@aprilleerose
@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, and make sure you follow all the instructions or you will get the crops at your doe step, they will put the handcuffs to you and you will be put behind the bar 😂
@aprilleerose
@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын
And they will explain it in perfect English so it’s very easy to understand.
@noneofyourbusiness2107
@noneofyourbusiness2107 4 жыл бұрын
you already know it😂
@noneofyourbusiness2107
@noneofyourbusiness2107 4 жыл бұрын
@@aprilleerose Its because they are in Washington and not India.
@jillc7
@jillc7 4 жыл бұрын
Each and everything!!!
@Bisqwit
@Bisqwit 4 жыл бұрын
“No Scam, Guaranteed”! Well that sounds good to me. Sign me up!
@wildmonkeymc2380
@wildmonkeymc2380 4 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo
@joggy1357
@joggy1357 3 жыл бұрын
No, Scam guaranteed!
@daveidduha
@daveidduha 3 жыл бұрын
@Tim Evans Someone said the scam alert place was discriminating for showing pictures of dark skinned people when warning of scammers. Since when is being real discrimination. Although I disagree with the stereotype that all people from india are like this.
@erin7481
@erin7481 4 жыл бұрын
"I need some patience from your side," yet has no patience when trying to steal money from people.
@joedoe1096
@joedoe1096 4 жыл бұрын
"you're only thinking about yourself." "You're a greedy person." They always project and gaslight to manipulate their victims.
@TannerisSmol97
@TannerisSmol97 3 жыл бұрын
NO SUR IS NO SCAM PLS JUST PRESA EVER RIIIGHT??
@daveidduha
@daveidduha 3 жыл бұрын
@@joedoe1096oh the hypocrisy
@zinoelgato
@zinoelgato 4 жыл бұрын
It's insane how someone can be so frustrated and rude when he's literally trying to steal money!
@lanamal
@lanamal 4 жыл бұрын
It's called entitlement a lot of these people believe Americans or whoever their target is "deserves" to be scammed.
@System10111
@System10111 4 жыл бұрын
He may be being rude on purpose. That way he's pressuring people into believing him, because he sounds like an authority. It wouldn't work if he was kind and apologizing.
@faraazali9589
@faraazali9589 4 жыл бұрын
@@lanamal that's why I don't feel bad when the US gov. bullies these countries. 😉
@KaitouKaiju
@KaitouKaiju 4 жыл бұрын
@@lanamal they justify it saying victims can get the money back from the bank/insurance but fail to realize the emotional trauma
@exploitedfight8081
@exploitedfight8081 4 жыл бұрын
If they were face to face he wouldn't dare. But because he is far away in India scammer feels there's no consequence and he can say whatever. Also often criminals like this guy confuse good manners with weakness. Or politness with stupidity
@gustavoratacaca5422
@gustavoratacaca5422 4 жыл бұрын
By the sound of this scammer’s patience, it sounds like he’s already run into ScammerRecolts, Scammer Payback, and Kitboga all on the same day.
@skippingalong769
@skippingalong769 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA!!
@jhowe5571
@jhowe5571 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Malcolm Merlin!! 🤣
@Tusskie
@Tusskie 4 жыл бұрын
@Tone. I'm crying
@glennryan646
@glennryan646 4 жыл бұрын
@Tone. Of course hoax hotel has been working him over too.
@javierb.4077
@javierb.4077 4 жыл бұрын
@@jhowe5571 Yes! Fix it! xD
@amberflores1615
@amberflores1615 4 жыл бұрын
"Butter my butt, and call me a biscuit" haha funniest line ever!
@beamily1829
@beamily1829 4 жыл бұрын
“What on God’s green luscious flat Earth” 😂
@kitthorton9860
@kitthorton9860 4 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line
@alexanderisrael2715
@alexanderisrael2715 3 жыл бұрын
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? No it isn't
@amarillorica
@amarillorica 3 жыл бұрын
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? It has been interpreted that way but no, the Bible does not teach the earth is flat. Exegesis not eisegesis.
@xxTheTruMan196
@xxTheTruMan196 3 жыл бұрын
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? the Bible has never taught that the Earth is flat... 🤦🏼‍♂️
@xxTheTruMan196
@xxTheTruMan196 3 жыл бұрын
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? where in that verse does it say the Earth is flat? 🤔I don't think it does... You're a "former" christian? That's nice. I'm a "current" christian. 🙃
@poppy6635
@poppy6635 4 жыл бұрын
This guy’s got such a disgusting attitude problem. Good job wasting his time!
@benjaminvlz
@benjaminvlz 4 жыл бұрын
All of the scammers get that way when they don't get what they want or they feel like their time is being wasted or they're trying to proceed with the scam, but keep getting interrupted.
@Empress.Serenity
@Empress.Serenity 4 жыл бұрын
😼
@alwinwinter1645
@alwinwinter1645 4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminvlz Yeah, obviously, but he got eound up *real* fast.
@greenrighthand
@greenrighthand 4 жыл бұрын
USA Morons have just as disgusting attitude as him if not even more. i dont see you Hunting Bill Gates for all of his crimes.
@whitebloodism
@whitebloodism 4 жыл бұрын
@Green Right Hand Hahahaha what
@saydey3804
@saydey3804 4 жыл бұрын
How can he get so mad so fast like he’s trying to scam you at least be nice
@Tazzie1312
@Tazzie1312 4 жыл бұрын
It really bugs me when they're rude. Like you're already a dick trying to scam people. At least PRETEND you have manners.
@hector1404
@hector1404 4 жыл бұрын
Because they are the worst type of thieves, they have tunnel vision and they don't care how they reach their goal
@giantswingallday7001
@giantswingallday7001 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tazzie1312 As long as they get their money, manners go out the window. They would even yell at a girl or an old woman just to get the big bucks.
@kendokaaa
@kendokaaa 4 жыл бұрын
They're not even good at their job, being a dick reduces the likelihood of the scam working
@brittdawgggarfarf1882
@brittdawgggarfarf1882 4 жыл бұрын
They are always so rude and dismissive! Which is probably good cuz older folks they’re trying to scam definitely won’t put up with that shit! If they were nice, I think it would actually be easier for them to get naive people to do what they want 🤷🏻‍♀️
@dianelevario6943
@dianelevario6943 4 жыл бұрын
They almost got me the other day, but I suddenly remembered seeing one of your videos months ago. I hung up on them quickly. Just want to thank you, you’re doing a great service for gullible people like me. Thank you so much ❤️
@AtomSmashingMachine
@AtomSmashingMachine 3 жыл бұрын
How stupid you gotta be to even come close to falling for one of these scams lol
@maxinecalyptus1639
@maxinecalyptus1639 3 жыл бұрын
@@AtomSmashingMachine I almost fell for one 10 years ago. Only reason I hung up was because they were so rude.
@FragmentsOfDeath
@FragmentsOfDeath 3 жыл бұрын
AtomSmashingMachine dude calm down people are gullible
@naughtynanuk
@naughtynanuk 3 жыл бұрын
Gull and bull 😁
@theresechristiansen9769
@theresechristiansen9769 3 жыл бұрын
@@AtomSmashingMachine How stupid you gotta be to not realise that the whole reason Kitboga is doing this is because there *are* people who are gullible. There are convincing scammers, you twerp.
@Nina-fc8ey
@Nina-fc8ey 4 жыл бұрын
You know your scammer is Indian when they say: Each and everything
@shaakunthala
@shaakunthala 4 жыл бұрын
Or when they begin a sentence with "Can you able to"
@ishdx9374
@ishdx9374 4 жыл бұрын
@@shaakunthala Mike Smith
@De-M-oN
@De-M-oN 3 жыл бұрын
dublu instead doubleu^^
@Rabbitfish87
@Rabbitfish87 3 жыл бұрын
“Let me explain you” “We will fix this and give you this as well as” “Did you got the money” “A mistake has been done”
@s0lastsummer7
@s0lastsummer7 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rabbitfish87 DAT IS DA REASON.
@null3007
@null3007 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think I've ever talked to a criminal like you before" Lmao.
@farba7713
@farba7713 4 жыл бұрын
BEST PART 😆
@michaelxz1305
@michaelxz1305 4 жыл бұрын
criminals will "explain you each and everything"
@OrbitalDeathRay
@OrbitalDeathRay 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is pissed IMMEDIATELY. Imagine what he’s like in his personal life.
@84y87
@84y87 4 жыл бұрын
Plainsrunning Just a douche obv.
@AnnaMBanana
@AnnaMBanana 4 жыл бұрын
I hope to god he's not married..
@stumpf9938
@stumpf9938 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnnaMBanana unfortunately it's not always a choice in their country. He may have a wife arranged for him already.
@AnnaMBanana
@AnnaMBanana 4 жыл бұрын
@@stumpf9938 exactly, and with his temper I don't think his wife would be safe. So scary..
@84y87
@84y87 4 жыл бұрын
Anna R Agreed.
@chyreecelester1832
@chyreecelester1832 3 жыл бұрын
"You're like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, Jay" 😂😂
@staceyshere
@staceyshere 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all these scammers always say “let me explain you” 😂😂😂 every single one of them
@GorillazGames
@GorillazGames 3 жыл бұрын
Yep...."each and everything"
@JameZel913
@JameZel913 3 жыл бұрын
Further proves my theory they all are taught english from the same script lol
@zeusmasterson4117
@zeusmasterson4117 2 жыл бұрын
@@GorillazGames That’s my favorite scammerism.
@RedRocky54
@RedRocky54 Жыл бұрын
@@zeusmasterson4117 Im quite partial to "Listen me" myself
@WhiteyMcCrackerson
@WhiteyMcCrackerson 6 ай бұрын
Behind the bars I heard an Indian person say this in person and she wasn’t a scammer. It’s funny how they all say it
@himanshu9418
@himanshu9418 4 жыл бұрын
Kitboga: Creates loving characters and talks for as long as possible. When revealed, ready to talk seriously about why scammers do this. ScammerRevolts: Hey Bench*d
@M50A1
@M50A1 4 жыл бұрын
There's entertaining and then there's anti climatic
@Sabrina.Thompson
@Sabrina.Thompson 4 жыл бұрын
😂 I love them both but they definitely have different approaches
@slizoski26
@slizoski26 4 жыл бұрын
I could hear bhenchode 10 million times and I'll still laugh just as hard as I did the first time
@nikobelliccringepolice9317
@nikobelliccringepolice9317 4 жыл бұрын
So like I’m confused i get how maybe the target gift cards are valuable but how are play store gift cards valuable like cool for you you can buy apps how you feeding your family can someone explain this 😂
@SpydersByte
@SpydersByte 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikobelliccringepolice9317 pretty much *all* gift cards get sold on the black market for real cash, they fluctuate in value depending on what is popular at the time and that's why these guys ask for certain kinds preferentially, but they're always sold at a massive discount.
@ramonoliveira1036
@ramonoliveira1036 4 жыл бұрын
I still don't know what was his humble request.
@karenpato1
@karenpato1 4 жыл бұрын
3:07
@faithparker3085
@faithparker3085 4 жыл бұрын
😔😔😔 I just wanna know his humble request
@aprilleerose
@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын
Are u kidding? He explained EACH and EVERYTHING! 😂
@michaelxz1305
@michaelxz1305 4 жыл бұрын
don't worry he will explain you
@---xv3zf
@---xv3zf 4 жыл бұрын
Just wait a moment
@bioemiliano
@bioemiliano 4 жыл бұрын
That scammer should not be saying that he's a customer service technician, he doesn't have the patience.
@thephantomeagle2
@thephantomeagle2 3 жыл бұрын
They don't have the knowledge way too many times. A real Tech, be it Microsoft, a bank, or even the IRS will NOT hesitate 99.9% of the time. These idiots are always pausing, hesitating and yelling. They want patience from them? Sheesh.
@annasloan2349
@annasloan2349 3 жыл бұрын
@@thephantomeagle2 in my 40 years of life in america, dealing with everything on the phone from cable companies, to banks, to the i.r.s and everything in-between, not once have I ever had a legitimate companies employee yell at me or cuss...impatient yes, argue able yes, even hateful...but never yell at me or cuss at me...if I was making anyone mad they either stayed on the line politely arguing till I would hang up or transfered me to a manager..mostly though I have dealt with good customer service ...I don't think they realize that in america places don't flip out and yell and cuss they just hang up or transfer you. And microeoft, google and the i.r.s would never have employees behave that way but they must think it's normal for our businesses to yell cuss threaten and put down customers as part of a normal day.
@Sevenigma777
@Sevenigma777 4 жыл бұрын
"Can I have your I.P. address?" "No that's personal" Hahahahahaha
@alexkennedy1820
@alexkennedy1820 4 жыл бұрын
Don't the scammers realise how ridiculous they sound when they say things like this?
@jeffreyd399
@jeffreyd399 4 жыл бұрын
They get so angry when they can't pull their pathetic scams. It's great!
@HappyHarryHardon
@HappyHarryHardon 4 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey D ego and psychopathy.
@st.michaelthearchangel7774
@st.michaelthearchangel7774 4 жыл бұрын
@@HappyHarryHardon That's the sin of arrogance and pride for you.
@TheVikingWoodsmith
@TheVikingWoodsmith 4 жыл бұрын
it always amazes me how they prey on the most gullible people but at the same time don't have the skill to deal with them. xD
@denise8791
@denise8791 4 жыл бұрын
Do they get beat up when they can't get the money or something? They are SO desprete it seems like they get severely punished? Lol I saw another thing on Nigerian scammers and some of them said if they leave the scam office they can be killed
@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 4 жыл бұрын
If "tech support" says "Let me tell you..." you need to hang up immediately.
@Crazymoniker
@Crazymoniker 4 жыл бұрын
Or if they say "do the needful."
@BeaIEngio
@BeaIEngio 4 жыл бұрын
Or if they suggest they'll explain "each and everything" after
@umerzafar
@umerzafar 4 жыл бұрын
"If you can see my IPee, why can't i see your IPee?" Makes sense.
@halcyon7111
@halcyon7111 4 жыл бұрын
Legend says that his humble request was never revealed until now.
@jamessderby
@jamessderby 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re like a long tailed cat in a room of rocking chairs” 😂
@onradioactivewaves
@onradioactivewaves 4 жыл бұрын
I think he got that from foghorn leghorn .
@terenceokane
@terenceokane 4 жыл бұрын
that was easily my favorite
@simonpetrikov5117
@simonpetrikov5117 4 жыл бұрын
that got me so good, omg
@Hammie0141
@Hammie0141 4 жыл бұрын
There's also a Michael J Fox movie with that line in it. Secret of my success.
@actuallyusingmyrealnameher5061
@actuallyusingmyrealnameher5061 4 жыл бұрын
He’s just herdin terdles
@Definesleep938
@Definesleep938 4 жыл бұрын
Gonna have to give props to whoever changed the wiki page mid stream 15:00
@Goldspeedywolf
@Goldspeedywolf 4 жыл бұрын
Who
@alexandermertens7615
@alexandermertens7615 4 жыл бұрын
Someone changed it back seconds ago
@Dalister
@Dalister 4 жыл бұрын
R/madMADlads
@FaviCakes
@FaviCakes 3 жыл бұрын
Awww gotta love Peep
@philojudaeusofalexandria9556
@philojudaeusofalexandria9556 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't think so much, ok?" Scammer needs to make sure you have your brain turned all the way off.
@BlooperTalker
@BlooperTalker 4 жыл бұрын
6:47 "these local adresses are belong to you" all your base are belong to us
@Absynthe12
@Absynthe12 4 жыл бұрын
You should use "I am busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest."
@Blood4thePrince987
@Blood4thePrince987 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@WhoIsJaiK
@WhoIsJaiK 4 жыл бұрын
This should be a Family Guy cutaway moment
@jefferyepstein9210
@jefferyepstein9210 4 жыл бұрын
Or “I’m busier than a hooker with a car”!!!!
@giantswingallday7001
@giantswingallday7001 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll call you sir later" "No, no, no sir wait don't hang up the pho-" *hangs up phone* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It never gets old... Makes the scammer on edge hahaha
@wholelottaopium
@wholelottaopium 4 жыл бұрын
k
@GibusWearingMann
@GibusWearingMann 4 жыл бұрын
Even better is when he calls the "well you can hang up if" bluff
@giantswingallday7001
@giantswingallday7001 4 жыл бұрын
@@GibusWearingMann Scammer: You can just hang up if you dont trust this call Kit: Ok. *clicks* *idiot scammer calls back* I forgot though who was Kit calling as, I think its Neveah or Granny Edna.
@LavosGaming
@LavosGaming 4 жыл бұрын
These people are the most impatient sociopaths, I swear.
@tinetannies4637
@tinetannies4637 4 жыл бұрын
I love how these scammers come up with scams that inherently take tremendous patience, and then get frustrated when people get lost following tech instructions
@adamhoward450
@adamhoward450 4 жыл бұрын
"I can't read this at all. That's about as useful as a trap door on a canoe Jay" -the moment I lost it
@WhoIsJaiK
@WhoIsJaiK 4 жыл бұрын
Adam AV8R This should be a Family Guy cutaway moment
@mrstephentgarrett
@mrstephentgarrett 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite has always been the saying "Useful as a screen door on a submarine "
@dilksjoel
@dilksjoel 4 жыл бұрын
So funny when they act like little children when they get caught out. Calling them stupid etc.
@Relatively_Irrelevant
@Relatively_Irrelevant 4 жыл бұрын
Joel Dilks 69th like
@DG-kd5bs
@DG-kd5bs 4 жыл бұрын
Not stupid, 'estupid'. 😂
@Geno2733
@Geno2733 4 жыл бұрын
They love those Middle School insults.
@sarawilson9660
@sarawilson9660 4 жыл бұрын
“I will explain you each and everything” -Scammers 2021
@dinkin_flicka14
@dinkin_flicka14 3 жыл бұрын
2021? I just wish I survive this awful year
@jameshamann465
@jameshamann465 3 жыл бұрын
I love when you insinuate they are scammers and they start the whole, "we will block your services for insulting the honor of a google technician" routine.
@zeusmasterson4117
@zeusmasterson4117 2 жыл бұрын
It surprises me how little they seem to understand Americans. No American would believe that as a legitimate Google policy. Also, they use aliases like “Sheldon Cooper”. That dumb show was like #1 for 12 million years, so they don’t get that even elderly people are likely to pick that up. Just little things that show they don’t bother to do their homework.
@tastyloaf5487
@tastyloaf5487 4 жыл бұрын
_"I searched for Clampi FOOund..."_ Why are you so lovable.
@Barbara-zu4pl
@Barbara-zu4pl 4 жыл бұрын
It's the left eyebrow. 😁
@MissReibot
@MissReibot 4 жыл бұрын
@@Barbara-zu4pl yes!
@ChevyZ28K10
@ChevyZ28K10 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he has a bookmark for “20 uses for urine,” at the beginning.
@susanw9111
@susanw9111 4 жыл бұрын
“Click on ok” “Click on ok!!!” “CLICK ON OK” “CLICKONOK” “CLICKONOK!!!!!”
@RScott413
@RScott413 3 жыл бұрын
its like he thinks if he keeps saying it that the end result will change.
@thywhipboy
@thywhipboy 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 click on ok
@nobrakes7567
@nobrakes7567 4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying 😂. How are you coming up with these hillbilly quotes on spot
@ringwald9276
@ringwald9276 3 жыл бұрын
hey, us hillbillies are actually smarter than you think 😂
@darrenfalconer3267
@darrenfalconer3267 3 жыл бұрын
He says the chat is full of people telling him stupid things to say
@MsNoPixel
@MsNoPixel 4 жыл бұрын
Jay: “you’re so old” “you’re so dumb” “you don’t know anything about computers” Me: Jay’s missing critical information 🤣
@_Bailamme_
@_Bailamme_ 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know PepeLaugh
@babbezilla
@babbezilla 4 жыл бұрын
Lacking! 🤗😂
@joleenphillips2415
@joleenphillips2415 4 жыл бұрын
Directly between his right amd left ear
@physalis17
@physalis17 4 жыл бұрын
"What on God's lucious green flat Earth?!"
@milanoauditore9230
@milanoauditore9230 4 жыл бұрын
My google assistant triggered everytime this scammer said google. 🤬🤬
@shaakunthala
@shaakunthala 4 жыл бұрын
These scammers say 'Okay' at the end of 'each and every' sentence in an assertive manner, and when the next sentence begins with Google, there you go.
@rach1530
@rach1530 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😁
@basedboomer5912
@basedboomer5912 3 жыл бұрын
That GA is scary. I had my phone in my hand thinking it was asleep. A coworker made a request & then said, "Please and thank you" to me. GA said, "You're very polite." Scared the heck out of me.
@rpineanew
@rpineanew 4 жыл бұрын
I love love this guy. I just got a call from "Social Security" office stating I have a warrant at the "State of the Court House". Lmfao. I called them back so much, they got pissed! Then they gave me an automated recording stating "We have cameras and are watching you." I laughed till I peed.
@aisakataiga5200
@aisakataiga5200 4 жыл бұрын
Lol what's the number?
@drivethrupoet
@drivethrupoet 4 жыл бұрын
these sad little men, he certainly wouldn't be repeating hellooo if he was actually facing one of us.
@guyincognito5706
@guyincognito5706 4 жыл бұрын
drivethrupoet they couldn’t face us because those bhenchods are 5’ tall and they’d be staring at our sternums.
@Sheridan2LT
@Sheridan2LT 4 жыл бұрын
Total douchebags.
@vipset87
@vipset87 4 жыл бұрын
@@guyincognito5706 just wait a moment
@chazzftw9313
@chazzftw9313 4 жыл бұрын
just wait a moment
@annakev8088
@annakev8088 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s “us” 🤣
@angeldiaz762
@angeldiaz762 4 жыл бұрын
Scammer: "Do you know about this Clampi?" *opens Wikipedia* Kit: "tro-jan virus" "I wonder if we could edit Wikipedia" Kit: "You guys did that!" *and I couldn't have done it without viewers like you*
@ChefMimsy
@ChefMimsy 4 жыл бұрын
There'e nothing like successful teamwork!
@g.k.1669
@g.k.1669 4 жыл бұрын
Nice fast work. Perfect.
@eisenklad
@eisenklad 4 жыл бұрын
@@g.k.1669 imagine 1000 people doing the fast typing from hacking scenes in hollywood movies, just to edit a wiki
@Spineblorg
@Spineblorg 4 жыл бұрын
Who's kit?
@novicenerd6199
@novicenerd6199 4 жыл бұрын
@@Spineblorg The main dude. Aka Kitboga.
@MrRyan-wu4jx
@MrRyan-wu4jx 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t keep these guys on the phone for 20 seconds when they call. This guys a magician.
@cassetiquette
@cassetiquette 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they think they’ve got him, not realizing he’s using a virtual machine
@xrcs2002
@xrcs2002 4 жыл бұрын
Im a techneeeeeeeeeeshan sir, let me explain you EACH and EVERTHING on some hackers
@musa619
@musa619 4 жыл бұрын
Why do most scammers have poor anger management? Are they desperate for money? 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@ElessarMusic
@ElessarMusic 4 жыл бұрын
Richárd Primusz based
@BeatScrafty2
@BeatScrafty2 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the people they talk to actually do fall for the scam, so when you call the one guy who knows what you're doing and intentionally gives you a hard time, you're gonna get upset because you aren't used to that.
@WingMaster562
@WingMaster562 4 жыл бұрын
Scare tactics, it's effective on the elderly and the other vulnerable people. Plus most of them have a quota to fill, if they don't meet that they don't get their cut
@PauloHeaven
@PauloHeaven 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, answer is in the question. They get a very small commission for every people they scam, and they depend on them to eat so they want to success on every attempt. And when they feel their chances to success suddenly begin to go away, they freak out.
@killareg23
@killareg23 4 жыл бұрын
I mean considering this entire pandemic, they needa provide dat "essential work".
@jademunky4609
@jademunky4609 4 жыл бұрын
If nothing else, that was a fantastic Bill Clinton impression.
@infinitysalinity7981
@infinitysalinity7981 4 жыл бұрын
Ew
@rubberchix
@rubberchix 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@j.s.2281
@j.s.2281 4 жыл бұрын
I love how they know exactly what caused the problem 5 seconds into the call before they even know who they are talking to. Amazing.
@DavidWonn
@DavidWonn 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much more that scammer would rage if his fake virus met a real one....
@comoli8609
@comoli8609 4 жыл бұрын
"don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining, J." Lmaooooo
@MrZackavelli
@MrZackavelli 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, this was satisfying. This guy clearly lost, and you can tell that he knows it. And you got him to hang up, so he's going to get in trouble with his boss. I needed this today.
@tommy12345abc
@tommy12345abc 4 жыл бұрын
"Butter my butt and call me a biscuit" - lol
@lucisano
@lucisano 4 жыл бұрын
"Run.. Click on Run" HE SAID THE THING
@shaakunthala
@shaakunthala 4 жыл бұрын
That's strange. Supposed to be "Hit on Run".
@onezerosevensix
@onezerosevensix 3 жыл бұрын
i thought it was 'hit and run'
@lucisano
@lucisano 3 жыл бұрын
it is, I was trying to be funny, clearly not :')
@onezerosevensix
@onezerosevensix 3 жыл бұрын
i thought it was 'simpsons hit and run - ps2'
@farba7713
@farba7713 4 жыл бұрын
When my kids sit and say “mom mom mom mommy mom mom” and want my attention, I start singing “just wait a moment, just wait a moment” (in a accent btw) and it shuts them up 🤣 and I get in a great mood ASAP!!!
@Hundredacredaycare
@Hundredacredaycare 4 жыл бұрын
Tara Briggs 🤣😂🤣 that’s awesome
@MrDeedsly
@MrDeedsly 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I hear that intro in my dreams sometimes.
@wildmonkeymc2380
@wildmonkeymc2380 4 жыл бұрын
Bro your not a mom Lol
@martinmena4625
@martinmena4625 4 жыл бұрын
Nice jeje
@osnaldov
@osnaldov 4 жыл бұрын
Damned. I could have used that line myself. My kids are grown up. When they used to say dad dad dad I just answered what! what! what!....
@surrenderradio2064
@surrenderradio2064 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining” haha
@Mr.Spongecake
@Mr.Spongecake 4 жыл бұрын
Kitboga: "This isn't real, is it? You lied to me, didn't you?" Scammer: "NO U!"
@aolarl6041
@aolarl6041 4 жыл бұрын
Scammer:I have a humble request,Please stop talking ! 😂😂😂
@clray123
@clray123 4 жыл бұрын
The call has not begun yet and the scammer is already going mental.
@venturestar
@venturestar 4 жыл бұрын
LOL !!!!!
@jasonlewis1036
@jasonlewis1036 4 жыл бұрын
He was done at humble request🤣🤣❤️🤣
@TobyHumanResources
@TobyHumanResources 4 жыл бұрын
Binge watched every single video of yours in their entirety for the past 2 years worth of uploads. Next im going to tackle your twitch vods. You're incredible at what you do, simply amazing. You have had me and my partner in stitches, the story about the 5 branches whatever it was had me in a laughing fit of tears.
@kupokinzyt
@kupokinzyt 4 жыл бұрын
I tried that, I got so burned out and didnt watch him for like 3 months lol. Now I just watch when he uploads.
@dawnrodgers9466
@dawnrodgers9466 4 жыл бұрын
Me Too !!!! Lol he's awesome
@kamaraalya7607
@kamaraalya7607 4 жыл бұрын
I did the same a couple of months ago!!
@kylerclarke2689
@kylerclarke2689 4 жыл бұрын
Highly recommend checking out his live stream! I love his videos but it's a joy to join in live and see him do his thing. He cuts a LOT of great stuff in the videos
@inlonging
@inlonging 4 жыл бұрын
Bobert Daniels yep^^^ the twitch live is next and it’s so entertaining to watch these dramas play out live
@dinokozidis3855
@dinokozidis3855 4 жыл бұрын
"What on God's green luscious flat Earth..." 😂😂😂😂
@grandpretredesalpagas4665
@grandpretredesalpagas4665 4 жыл бұрын
"this local adresses are belongs to you" Because all of your bases are belong to us
@TaaxiCaab
@TaaxiCaab 3 жыл бұрын
all your BASE, but yes.. great comment
@solidsnake2085
@solidsnake2085 3 жыл бұрын
Someone set us up the bomb
@delpoyproductions3049
@delpoyproductions3049 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm busier than a cat on a hot tin roof" 😂😂 another classic Kit catchphrase
@tedster1956
@tedster1956 4 жыл бұрын
Busier than a cat trying to cover up shit on concrete.
@lizziej72
@lizziej72 4 жыл бұрын
Along with "You've got me more confused than a fart in a fan factory."
@imchipjames
@imchipjames 4 жыл бұрын
..... oh your busy. Edit: i did the your/ you're thing. Please berate me.
@politicalfoolishness7491
@politicalfoolishness7491 4 жыл бұрын
My dad had the expression - "more nervous than a cat on a hot tin roof". But his "don't pee down my back and tell me it is raining" - that was new for me. :) LOL
@StandYourGroundHomestead
@StandYourGroundHomestead 4 жыл бұрын
@Clear Channel your mom's a musical 🙊
4 жыл бұрын
I am surprised that they haven't said something like, "Your computer has got the Corona Virus." by now.
@wholewheatstingray
@wholewheatstingray 3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear him say the foreign IP addresses are "alt right" people?
@approachwithcautionproduct3880
@approachwithcautionproduct3880 3 жыл бұрын
"Dont pee down my back and tell me its raining" Damn bro I'm a Daniel and I approve of your messages. Great stuff man your awesome!!!
@stattusgroov3tube134
@stattusgroov3tube134 3 жыл бұрын
Fighting for control of the mouse🤣
@johnhand3170
@johnhand3170 4 жыл бұрын
Do one thing and just wait a moment
@MsCaro79
@MsCaro79 4 жыл бұрын
Go ahead, do one thing and just walt a moment.
@johnhand3170
@johnhand3170 4 жыл бұрын
@@MsCaro79 almost all of them say that Do one thing stupidity. I wonder if it's part of their curriculum.
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness . . .
@buddypines
@buddypines 4 жыл бұрын
More confused than a fart in a fan factory... THAT is getting used at work tomorrow 100 percent. HA
@Elite7555
@Elite7555 3 жыл бұрын
He feels so mighty clever when he does his childish act. That's the problem with stupid people.
@brothermaleuspraetor9505
@brothermaleuspraetor9505 4 жыл бұрын
"You're like a Long-tailed cat in a room full of Rocking chairs.." LMAO
@smolcat66
@smolcat66 4 жыл бұрын
damn the scammers always get aggro so easily 😂
@larawigmore3295
@larawigmore3295 4 жыл бұрын
“Who is clampi foound?” 😂😂😂
@rorymorgan6091
@rorymorgan6091 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever accidentally talked to the scammer when you were supposed to speak to the audience?
@vinstinct
@vinstinct 4 жыл бұрын
I think he did one time and he said it was get brother (when doing the girl voice).
@stellarjess
@stellarjess 4 жыл бұрын
It happened during the 36-hr call, the scammer hung up but someone called back and it continued. Kit used a funny “oh crap” sound effect when he realized he was on the phone line while addressing the viewers lol
@joedoe1096
@joedoe1096 4 жыл бұрын
They barely notice anything that is said. They've been living in fantasy worlds for so long, they don't know how to come back. You see this particularly when kit has things happen that should be impossible, like a bank teller confirming a fake transaction they would have no way to even see.. The scammers don't even notice or think about it. The guys at the 449 scam websites have noticed this with compulsive liars, they really don't exist in the same mental space we do.
@bumblebee_bae
@bumblebee_bae 3 жыл бұрын
They def don’t notice half of what he says, on a call I watched yesterday, he plain out said he wasn’t a lawyer (he was pretending he was one) and they didn’t notice it at all!
@darrenfalconer3267
@darrenfalconer3267 3 жыл бұрын
One vid I watched recently he accidentally switched to granny and spoke a few words. The scammer didn't notice a thing
@randynelson3867
@randynelson3867 4 жыл бұрын
That guy HAS to think its George Bush he is scamming, good impression lol Edit: I'm at 13:30 and I'm dying, he is slowly breaking this man, you can just feel "Jay" slowly dying inside 🤣👏
@LukenUSee
@LukenUSee 4 жыл бұрын
"You better mind your p's and q's!" Love this character's many figures of speech
@meghan8761
@meghan8761 4 жыл бұрын
Man I've never loved getting calls from scammers more than I do now since I leaned tactics from kitboga. I also love the raging, they don't speak English well so it just adds to the funniness and making the scammer's look dumb af.
@Gerrygambone
@Gerrygambone 4 жыл бұрын
You should tell them their English is terrible, how did they get a job with Google or Microsoft, as good English is a required. So they cannot be employed by Google or Microsoft, also they don’t employ liars, as how come a Indian has an English name
@meghan8761
@meghan8761 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gerrygambone lol yesss
@BixbyConsequence
@BixbyConsequence 4 жыл бұрын
I love when he gets them so flustered they start swearing and complaining to their comrades in Hindi.
@meghan8761
@meghan8761 4 жыл бұрын
@@BixbyConsequence lol same tho
@dancingpixie74sb
@dancingpixie74sb 4 жыл бұрын
I literally wish I had a virtual machine! Not about to use my actual computer 😂🤦🏻‍♀️. But I love having fun when scammers call me. I have my blow horn on hand fir every call!😂😂😂🙌🏼
@Giuchini26
@Giuchini26 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining Jay." I'm using that one from now on LOL
@SlyGuy1985
@SlyGuy1985 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching so many of these video and see the same people in comments I feel like we’re all friends 😂
@Giuchini26
@Giuchini26 3 жыл бұрын
@@SlyGuy1985 haha im definetly guilty of commenting on almost all his videos LOL I been binging them since I found this channel a few weeks ago 😂 ik what u mean 😂
@SlyGuy1985
@SlyGuy1985 3 жыл бұрын
@@Giuchini26 LOL I know.... I got one of these scam calls today so it brought me here- so glad I found this channel - I hate these scum bags - he’s brilliant at trolling them 😂😂
@meagangivan8964
@meagangivan8964 3 жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite character Kitboga does! I’m from Texas and I love hearing the country accent and phrases. Absolutely spot on!
@puppylove8076
@puppylove8076 4 жыл бұрын
We are off like a herd of turtles! I almost crashed laughing 🐢
@cck5707
@cck5707 4 жыл бұрын
Thing is.... he (kitboga) wasn’t even that annoying in the beginning but Indian guy was already so done. 🤍✨
@scottw9318
@scottw9318 4 жыл бұрын
Talking at the same time when you're trying to talk is the single most annoying thing in the universe.
@cck5707
@cck5707 4 жыл бұрын
Scott W I mean truee haha
@cee_el
@cee_el 4 жыл бұрын
Scott W yeah but he does that for all his videos 😂
@kuhataparunks
@kuhataparunks 3 жыл бұрын
"butter my butt and call me a biscuit" "that's about as useful as a trapdoor on a canoe" damn these lines are perfect, hilarious
@jessica_1877
@jessica_1877 2 жыл бұрын
@21:52 🤣🤣🤣 why did I feel so much joy hearing the dial tone 😭
@syntaxerror9994
@syntaxerror9994 4 жыл бұрын
Its a pitty you dont do the "delete his files" thing... imagine how pissed he'd be to discover that after he hung up. 😄
@konkey64
@konkey64 4 жыл бұрын
Just wait a moment sir
@desmond_craddock_5226
@desmond_craddock_5226 4 жыл бұрын
You should do one where you act attracted to the scammer. Ask stuff like “what you wearing?” Etc
@joedoe1096
@joedoe1096 4 жыл бұрын
They jump into the love baiting scripts without even taking a breath.
@aliciabray4406
@aliciabray4406 3 жыл бұрын
He got one of them to FaceTime him and had a wig and lipstick on lol. They are so damn stupid.
@anthonyantmanedwardsisbett8197
@anthonyantmanedwardsisbett8197 4 жыл бұрын
That was the calmest scammer I’ve seen. Usually they get really nasty u call their bs
@joedoe1096
@joedoe1096 4 жыл бұрын
He called his victim an idiot in the first 5 minutes of the scam.
@joedoe1096
@joedoe1096 4 жыл бұрын
But you're right, usually at the end they flip out completely.
@taro-coffee
@taro-coffee 4 жыл бұрын
Jay getting angry because he blew his own cover by literally framing the definition of his job got me howling😂💀
@capmo9983
@capmo9983 4 жыл бұрын
Such a legend
@harmonyfox
@harmonyfox 3 жыл бұрын
“We are going to block your google services immediately if you think that, sir” I can’t stand this guy. Thanks for wasting his time.
@thisissleepy
@thisissleepy 4 жыл бұрын
As funny as it is to watch them get angry, it disgusts me how rude these scammers are, to think they probably normally act like this around real people.
@jme1mm
@jme1mm 4 жыл бұрын
You should use a key-logger to record the password when your syskeyed and pretend that you guessed the syskey password correctly.
@ivankiller57
@ivankiller57 4 жыл бұрын
He has done that before and says he has a master password, they reeaaaaaally don't like that haha
@Jinn174
@Jinn174 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivankiller57 can't syskey anymore, microsoft removed it because of the scammers
@Goldspeedywolf
@Goldspeedywolf 4 жыл бұрын
Jinn174 really?
@Jinn174
@Jinn174 4 жыл бұрын
@@Goldspeedywolf in November 2019 they removed it
@mm7241
@mm7241 3 жыл бұрын
I really like this character who is unfamiliar with computers but who has common sense and quick learning keen eye for details. And The chat adding to to wiki page in real time was gold. All the best to you
@ericmichael2090
@ericmichael2090 4 жыл бұрын
You're a genius and a national treasure. Stay safe, Kitboga
@electricjadesloth
@electricjadesloth 4 жыл бұрын
Please don’t tell me that I am the only one that sees the bookmark “20 uses for urine”
@aprilleerose
@aprilleerose 4 жыл бұрын
He’s had that on there for a long time lol
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