Scary facts that you wouldn't believe (ft. SpongeBob for some reason)

[@Solhurst]

100% longer, I love watching these, youre charismatic and funny Also making fun of stupid people is always good

[@ketchumuu]

I actually dissent with the spontaneous combustion thing. Though I'd be hard-pressed to find cases as such these days, this age even. (Back then it was more related to the *type* of cigar one would smoke, the debris would literally get stuck in their entire bodies, especially the inner lining of their lung, making their body flammable.)

[@ForTheJerusalem]

Cannibalism isn't explicitly forbidden in the UK, so if a person cuts a piece of themselves and offers it to you, it's not illegal. Can you eat someone who died? No. Can you eat a piece of someone who is consenting and alive? Yes.

[@michaeel4701]

would biting someoneelses toenails count as cannibalism

[@stevenbartel5008]

3:15 28 stab wounds! He didn't want to leave him a chance did he?

[@misiekfid]

I wonder if he felt anger, maybe hate?

[@darkflame1.067]

Mf became Julius Caesar

[@disgoop]

0:43 do we live in the 80s again

[@Tocaric2]

Longer please

[@genericgamingchannel9378]

What?

[@genericgamingchannel9378]

7:00 oh nvm

[@maoliosahomevideo3706]

these things are all over tiktok and its hilarious the amount of things they get wrong.

[@vhs3760]

drinking a lot, and smoking (especially inside!), both great ways to lead to your own "spontaneous human combustion"

[@limbobilbo8743]

its kind of unrelated but i fucking hate the tiktok censoring its so annoying and it just feels stupid to write "st@b" or "d3ad" when talking about shit. and its spread outside of tiktok with all the "censor words" people use

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

comoanies have auccesfully made people afraid of tlaking about or saying anything family unfriendly for the sole purpose so their ads can play and show up alongside it

[@Kneon_Knight]

You can blame that on all the weak, perpetually offended, easily "triggered" asshats running around.

[@RafaCB0987]

I love the scary facts that are just, thing exist😨

[@genericname2747]

Scary Fact: there's a skeleton in you

[@championn.werd10x]

@@genericname2747 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@Mad_SnepNoob]

Scary fact: France

[@TertiaryTrash]

​@@Mad_SnepNoob BWAHAHAHAHA

[@Marder_IFV]

twinss ​@@Mad_SnepNoob

[@isaacm1929]

4:09 THAT IS NOT A CENTIPEDE. DONT INSULT THE MILIPEDES YOU GREAT KZbinR.

[@JonathanNormandy]

Milipedes are lovable babies who can do no wrong. Centipedes are evil beings who will try to cause pain at any chance.

[@SharlaBlades]

Ten to twenty minute vids would be ideal for me.

[@amordesdemona]

7:39 that is called the Cooper family picture in case anyone wants to find more info

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

The video was definelty not what i was expecting comjng from the thubnail alone lmao but i love this i always enjoy these debunking videos

[@randominternetguy8460]

i remember the bar where eminem went “i love satan” that went hard

[@PineappleDealer37]

- I want to marry a dead man. - Okay, so the first thing you've got to do is mail the president of France...

[@boxylemons7961]

It's amusing how easily misinformation can be spread through short form content. and how people will just regurgitate complete nonsense from it.

[@fonejunky6306]

Dang, never thought that marrying a dead person would be so wholesome Also longer please these videos are peak

[@silent_sunshine]

0:42 Duhh, it's obvious what this means! Have you not heard Kendrick Lamar promote Satan's new jewellery collection? lol Also I'd love to see longer videos, you're a great storyteller and I love your sense of humour

[@TheGudeGamer]

Love your videos and longer videos would mean more to love, keep it up!

[@interrobangings]

lmao "possthewmuss"

[@Kneon_Knight]

10 to 20 minutes is good, enough time to have a doughnut and cup of coffee before returning to -trolling- commenting on websites.

[@lhzoz7]

Longer! But do whatever you're comfortable with

[@michaczarnocki181]

im an avid watcher/stalker of your videos. I think i preffer 10 mins. I dont use a lot of youtube so i may be biased. I think it will make you pick the most fun/exciting "facts" from the sponge bob community. And it will probably make you a lot more videos if they are shorter idk. If quality wont suffer i'd go all in for 20 or longer. But there is hope in me that if we settle for 10 min then Slormp will put the videos more often, or focus on other projects.

[@BlatanBread]

This video is actually really good I am surprised it doesn't have above 1k views rn

[@thewhitewolf58]

Dead users on facebook feels like a weird one. Had a pretty girl that was nice yet dumb in class and we usually ignored each other. One of the few times she said hi to me she was high or something. Looked up people from high school on facebook and her page was memorialized. It was filled with years of sad post missing her being gone. Drug use was mentioned so I think thats how she went. Did not know her that much but still feels sad to see someone you encounter that is no longer alive.

[@Unfortunately..]

You're cool, it's pleasant to listen to you, so definitely longer

[@danii7120]

Ten minutes is good bro

[@BullstrongDVM]

15-20 minutes is the sweet spot.

[@TheTrue22]

deserves more views😮‍💨

[@nikaanuk8233]

The longer vids, the better

[@JonathanNormandy]

I love to see 30+ minute videos tbh

[@floofpenguin8329]

7:03 i dont really care how long these videos are, ill watch em all. also, the people commenting on your videos are probably biased in the favor of longer videos because the people who would want shorter videos, wont care to comment at all.

[@Most_Jeffinitely]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@gyro_777]

waiter, waiter, more longer videos from slormp please

[@sava-smth]

spongebob slideshow more like slopshow amiright 🤪

[@neologicspasm]

the longer videos are great

[@thesusposter48]

I prefer the longer format

[@iwanpastoor]

10 minutes is fine

[@screenname_jpeg1478]

def longer vids yayaya !!

[@rainbowdemon5033]

honestly I'd love 10 - 20 mins if these

[@dogfaceman2440]

Well uh… that thumbnail is completely wrong, the photographer actually noticed that there was a blank space in the photo, and (i dont remember what its called) overlayed another photo over it, just for fun. I dont remember what the video was but it was looking at old creepy photos pretty much

[@BlueBotBlues]

I like longer vids so i can listen in the background :)

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

Make more videos where you make fun of tiktok "scary facts" slop this is entertaining. Oh, and yeah make them longer also.

[@rookiethecat2227]

longer videos!!! i'd listen 1 hour of these lol

[@solaireofcatarina44]

Hell yeah

[@rolie2713]

30 minute long complaining when

[@ChernobylReactor4]

Waiter! Waiter! More shlormp debunking content please!

[@albert6970]

Please much longer

[@PineappleDealer37]

I prefer 20 minute viseos.

[@Soda755]

Longer!

[@weewooweewoo906]

arent a few of the last pics art by trevor henderson

[@ZenskiiZuj]

LONGER VIDS PLSSSSSSSSSSS

[@TheCookiePup]

7:11 10 - 20

[@boxylemons7961]

Longer videos.

[@Novrix7]

Longer

[@epicjava]

1

[@jcorkle1162]

Longer