SCARY MOVIE 2 | Opening Scene (2001) Movie CLIP HD

[@madmanjoe1002]

"Fuck this". 😂 04:15 The most appropriate response to that.

[@90sNickfan91]

Everyone would have said the exact same thing

[@craigjohnson9405]

Ad libbed too

[@valentinovega5804]

He said what we all thought

[@flashlightbeam3487]

😂

[@SoCalDreaming87]

I remember laughing at that line for over an hour when I first saw this in 2002.

[@anb7408]

A priest playing "shake yo ass" on the piano. Priceless! 😂😂😂😂

[@shack8110]

stupid, not funny, horrible films

[@billy1673]

Can you imagine if they tried doing that scene today??? Joy Reid and Al Sharpton would shit themselves!🤣🤣🤣

[@randallmarsh1187]

@@billy1673 Nah, they couldn't care less! However, MIke Johnson, Miss Lyndsey, Rafael Cruz etc. would have conniption fits and need their fainting couches!

[@hansgarriell2525]

It was written in the Holy Quran

[@agstinacueva1673]

Honey people are begging the Wayans brothers to make a movie 😂

[@venomfuryx3250]

I remember hearing about the Exorcist being the scariest movie of all time, but i made the mistake of seeing this movie first lol

[@Breezy02212]

Probably best you did lmao 😂

[@valentinovega5804]

I was only able to watch the scary version because of this version

[@MilošGorjanin]

Maybe eases the blow😅

[@FarhanNaqvi-oy5we]

"​@@valentinovega580441:19/Lovly-Series"

[@CraigGlynn-wn2cq]

I saw this first and was utterly terrified of the real deal 😂

[@FerociousSniper]

Thet don't make movies like this anymore.

[@audrab27]

Too many people get offended

[@lonnybush5612]

It's against the law nowadays.

[@im5341]

Because the audience most likely watches Fast and Furious 9. Nowadays no any good comedy or parody. The movie culture is dying. Degrading generation did their best.

[@rockmot]

There have too many Political correctness in now days.

[@HumanStateOfEmergency]

The movie would get cancelled before it's release.

[@alexavilaz15]

1:10 “Who let the horse out” had me in tears 😂

[@90sNickfan91]

"Yes, Mom. Will you get out of there please?"

[@trent_king]

You're no fun! 😂😂😂

[@valentinovega5804]

@@trent_kingsee you later Mrs. Harris

[@MilošGorjanin]

Gold😂

[@TheFanboy19]

​@@trent_king"I'm working!"

[@SoCalDreaming87]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrJail1792]

“Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy” It took me whole 30 sec to understand what he means 😭😭😭😭😭

[@weirdgirl7475]

I laughed at that and the mother's reaction 🤣

[@2859abhi]

I still didn't get it... I'm not an American so please help me understand the joke

[@CulturalAd]

​@@2859abhichildren won't let you touch them sometimes

[@Pooki2024]

@@2859abhiKiddy fiddlers

[@tailsnclaws]

I didn't understand too. I think only Americans understand Hollywood innuendos.

[@againstallexpectations3986]

''but first i must bless this house''😂😂

[@curtisc6768]

Thank a democrat....the s**theads have ruined everything

[@cristopherperalta]

Bless*

[@srinath6247]

Followed by "Drrrrrrrr"😂

[@dzgamingyt5316]

😂

[@GemiMini17]

“Shes good” 💀😂

[@thedonk2]

Took me out

[@FarhanNaqvi-oy5we]

​​ *2:25**-You're-Riggght*@@thedonk2

[@rubenelias2198]

Part 2 will always be my favorite movie in the series.

[@jadenhernandez2260]

For me,can never decide between this and the first one

[@rubenelias2198]

@@jadenhernandez2260 the second one is better part 5 wasn't to funny

[@jadenhernandez2260]

@@rubenelias2198 agree on part 5

[@rubenelias2198]

@@jadenhernandez2260 but some good news i think they are making a part 6 i believe in next year

[@andrewwatson914]

​@@rubenelias2198 they are the Wayans bros are directing

[@anneominous7172]

James Woods fucking nailed this.

[@snisbet721]

He Blessed The House With Holy Crap 😂

[@gameroftheyear1000]

Considering Marlon Brando had done a few days of filming before James woods was brought in last second, he always seems like he’d nailed and had fun with this role.

[@Carstiemon]

Fun Fact: 2:24 was a genuine reaction from the actor bcs the line was improved lol

[@benmcginley135]

"Sometimes you have to give them candy."

[@positivemanny3127]

5:03 “Silence!” 😂

[@davidmeir9348]

4:15 is classic James Woods. Seriously, that's the only appropriate response 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexshank1414]

Old man saying “She’s good.” never gets old.🤣

[@emilecossette7570]

I miss those days…..

[@Pius-XI]

Fuck this 😂😂

[@90sNickfan91]

Every single person would've said the exact same thing

[@Kimi6346]

The only logical response 😂😂😂

[@RonnelBuizon-g9p]

Reverend didn't pay his taxi fee😂😂😂

[@SoCalDreaming87]

I loved that!!! He ran so fast.

[@LionsTigersBears]

He came as fast as he could. His hands alittle sore😂😂😂

[@yoshikigrg8]

Wow. I didn't knew that exorcist girl character was played by Natasha Lyonne. 😮 😊 👍

[@SMH-v1q]

I didn’t either. Oh my God. I thought she looked kinda familiar.

[@ace942]

I loved the line with the mother.

[@shack8110]

stupid, not funny, horrible films

[@davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780]

sometimes you gotta give them candy cracks me up

[@Celta81]

The best movie intro ever 😅😅😅

[@BananaRama-ck3ii]

Ma'am I was only a young lad when I first beheld it's majesty. While love has come and gone, and cold concrete has held me closer than me own dear mother, the funniest have always stayed by my side.

[@petrolhead982]

See you later, Mrs.Harris!

[@GemiMini17]

All casual to xD

[@trent_king]

😂😂😂

[@steph6498]

“Sometimes you need to give them candy”😂😂😂

[@malcOlm_1O]

The Father pounding on the devil 😂 priceless 😂😂

[@mattmesi]

Sometimes you have to give them candy 😂😂😂

[@Snoofy123]

2:33 Such a classic scene.

[@lionelherselman84]

05:51 when she moves her arm up and down and moaning gets me everytime😂😂😂

[@shack8110]

stupid, not funny, horrible films

[@trent_king]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trent_king]

"This is not a part of the ritual"😂

[@shadowstang1980]

Hahahah just noticed

[@hakansaribal5093]

It’s Natasha Lyonne there. Great as always

[@JanaeKB]

I remember somebody was watching the throw up scene in class and my teacher saw it and starting laughing 😂

[@midnytevega2777]

This movie would get canceled so fast today.

[@keithduvall812]

Not so much as most of them are on Amazon for free

[@mainecoast3519]

Definitely. No humor like this allowed in movies these days - Too "offensive."

[@michaelschneider1462]

As it needs to be BANNED

[@davidcoombsbestmegadethalb9780]

@@mainecoast3519 I know its sad isnt it movies today suck

[@jetnight88]

​​@@michaelschneider1462no, it doesn't. How about you grow up and get a sense of humour and stop taking it so seriously. Grow up

[@comradebismarck]

One of the best most iconic scene ever!

[@arynrowland862]

Lol, the cast is so random. The woman who plays the mom was on Alien with Sigourney Weaver.😂😂😂😂

[@matthewcrome]

Yep, that's Veronica Cartwright, she's been in several iconic horror movies and in many other roles.

[@ShaylaWashington-q9d]

He went to take a dump and said he had to bless the house 😂 damn that was one hell of a blessing

[@lonestar6709]

In a 5 minute cameo, James Woods stole the whole rancid movie. And to think... Marlon Brando nearly did this bit.... Christ!

[@Icecube88]

this movie is one of the goat parody movies

[@sands291]

“This is the real shit”

[@0G10RD]

00:20 i freaking love that lol 😂

[@josepbertranolle8225]

James Woods playing the Father xDD

[@phenomenalwife5380]

God those enchiladas 😂😂😂😂😂

[@srinath6247]

😂😂

[@MillwallH22]

The eye roll at 5:26 😂😂

[@Jolenecorn]

When priest singing shake your. Ass 😂

[@natecloudboiy4770]

“The most merciful” got me dying

[@garbagestarkaloyan]

I like the actress who plays the mother. She is also in the Birds as a child.

[@matthewcrome]

And Alien/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/Witches of Eastwick... Veronica Cartwright is a legacy horror actress

[@djhillfinger]

This is the real shit

[@Lolopee]

OH MY 😭😭😭😭😭LMAOOO

[@sharaymecrumble2235]

Omg this movie will forever be one of my favorite comedies 😂I laugh everytime. Ur mothers here wanna leave a message?😂

[@90sNickfan91]

04:15: Everyone would have said the exact same thing

[@mistermysteryman107]

Can’t make movies like this anymore.

[@divijsharma5610]

Sometimes you have to give them candy. Golden words

[@alecchavez9430]

02:24 "Yeah sometimes you have to give them candy" and her face of WTF you said XDDD

[@billy1673]

Can you imagine if they tried doing that opening scene today??🤣🤣🤣

[@leeks1408]

You’d have to be South Park now 😆

[@Nickr3000]

Paramount owns Trey Parker and Matt Stone and they won't allow them to be outrageous like that anymore​@@leeks1408

[@TheLastSamurai813]

The 1st one is a classic and I'm a fan of 3 over 2 but this opening scene could possibly be one of the funniest scenes in movie history

[@Fanfboi1980]

Sake your ass 0:29

[@IgoTpaynus69]

"Shes good." 😂😂😂

[@rondavis9918]

From what I understand, woods ad libbed the “F this” screen.

[@CX06]

The sound of the porcelain hitting the wall was perfect!

[@monicarey1051]

0:22 *This is the real shit* 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@marceldee1163]

Mrs Harris “You’re no fun!” 5:13 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@trent_king]

My fav part! 😂

[@valentinovega5804]

See you later Mrs. Harris

[@brettcolbert9756]

The Wayans family make the best parody movies.

[@ShaylaWashington-q9d]

The way he ran away from the cab 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spacered]

Priest Hades takes a break in the bathroom 😂😂😂😂

[@JavierSalcido-k8p]

Sometimes you have to give them candy. 😂😂😂 lmao

[@mikeyRoxx981]

1:55 before I unleash the dog of war 😂😂

[@Theodore-nq8yc]

This movie is the bomb

[@robertmohowski2350]

I love this movie

[@frenchnavy1]

All these years I did not realize until this moment that she’s the girl from American pie. Hahaha

[@haydnleyshon7384]

James woods is a goddamned legend

[@HippieRose87]

I saw this for the first time as a teenager...it still hasn't gotten old! I always die laughing!

[@College__life2022]

Bring these types of movies back out I say

[@andrew9145]

Absolutely one of the best series of movies ❤

[@OfficialBlazy]

3:48 me after eating mexican 4:15 when i start play Elden Ring 4:58 when boss asks me to work saturday 5:13 after i try to introduce my future gf to my mom 5:49 what my ex said to me at 3:30 am ringing my door

[@MilošGorjanin]

😂

[@devanmoran]

best opening scene ever

[@ShaylaWashington-q9d]

" Find her an empty lap fellas, find her an empty lap fellas, dolly you'll never go away, dolly you'll never go away, dolly you'll never go away againnnnnnnnnn" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saifavalencia1156]

That ish had me falling out😂 but she was lowkey hitting those notes, I was jamming too😂 and then the guy saying “now this is the real sh*t”🤣👏🏻 GOLD

[@surfdocer103]

See you later, Mrs Harris😂

[@swankhood]

This is Genius and now a Classic

[@ridhobaihaqi144]

"You no fun!" 😂😂😂😂

[@bostonfrombrady]

I remember uncontrollably hysterically laughing at the never-ending piss part in the movie theater, Still gets me

[@mrspeaker89]

I love how this opening scene has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie.

[@mirairamiel]

5:25 best moment hahahaha 😏

[@specialjeffreyke]

They don't make comedies like this anymore. 😂

[@Cyber_Guy2]

WHY do I love that evil laugh? lol

[@aswanthsudheer4437]

Sometimes you have to give them candy 💀

[@hakansaribal5093]

They killed a classic movie for real😂 Seriously, I can’t take the exorcist serious anymore. Even in the fuck me part I expected the the same from this scene😂

[@jessegar94]

Same here 😂

[@alive4metal731]

"sometimes you have to give them candy" dead 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickoakley7890]

This is the real shit! 😂😂

[@SiameseFatcat]

“ sometimes you got to give em candy”🤣🤣

[@xyoriaux]

Father think of the child 😂😂😂

[@Ingeniero_K.L.A]

"Please Lord, help me to release this demon". 😂😂😂😂

[@alexhagen8871]

1:59 3:34 3:42 4:15

[@Fred-nv8gf]

Outstanding!

[@danielanger1805]

Wait.... is the priest the voice of hades In Hercules???

[@amymills5490]

Yes it is indeed

[@amymills5490]

Yeah it is the voice of hades

[@kazza4817]

‏‪5:54‬‏ 😂😂

[@z123462075]

love this so much

[@antoniojohn7749]

Was that a jaguar sound i heard when he was blesing the house lol

[@dmitriygromyshev]

4 parts are briliants

[@icecsm16]

"Please help me release this demon." 😂

[@Jade-jj5or]

"Fuck this"

[@md-2712]

Who let the horse out!!? 😂

[@arthurwatts1680]

James Woods went from Best Actor in 87 to Best Supporting Actor in 97 to this in 2001 - now THAT is range, people !

[@neone4759]

If more than Two women living in a House , thats an absolute Hell House 👻

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

Hey buddy! Pay the fare! 😂😂

[@Lastmafiadied]

Fuck me fuck me was epic by her 😂😂😂 just legendary comedy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccachamberlain543]

5:56

[@rebeccachamberlain543]

4:44