Scavenger perk activated

[@StimpeeYT]

You know the drill, all money from sponsors goes directly towards my waxing and skin tans, Head to keeps.com/stimpee to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.

[@tm_h4wk28]

Finally vid pog 0_0

[@KeyaMoosic]

shaving my head just so I can support you

[@girthiusmaximius8486]

Lamo bald.

[@dr.coomer9754]

Epic

[@maso1430]

Its ok Mr muscels

[@kentardi]

That fucking monologue man, he had the whole heist perfectly planned

[@MikasMeme]

Alright so I take 67 scrap

[@okaytyler2774]

@@MikasMeme then I use that scrap to take your mother out to dinner

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

@@okaytyler2774 if you're nice i bring you some leftovers, kid

[@okaytyler2774]

@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol Your mother will be the leftovers when I'm done with her, buddy

[@ThisIsOurParadise]

could you explain it again?

[@Ey3contact]

I'll be honest with you guys, although I'm watching this channel I have not played Rust nor do I plan to in the future. I watch his videos purely for the *pleasure*

[@flip_tzm]

My relationship with maxmoefoepokemon

[@hlebsavitski2166]

Same

[@JamezJN007]

same brother

[@TheNightsythe]

Understandable, hardcore pvp isn't for everyone.

[@OhhLoz]

relatable

[@STEVEBILLYBOBold]

the fact that you said "cock" to that guy and he instantly became excited and wanted to join discord is just so pure

[@miklyways]

Maybe hes just gay

[@melvinbrotherofthejoker436]

That was sus

[@HornyIndianMan]

@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 i suspect he was an unrepentant homersexual. Based on his accent I assume hes been detained by FSB who are probably abusing his little honey hole with a cattle prod as we speak.

[@mafinalmessagechangedaworl7131]

@@stankobarabata2406what gachi

[@lenny5765]

I love how to can see stimpees concerns considering he's getting up there in age and keeps doing sponsors for Keeps.

[@knightgunther5123]

Did you have a stroke when writing this?

[@potatosmasher1072]

@@knightgunther5123 It fits the profile picture

[@arno1226]

i hope it's only for money xD

[@arno1226]

And if it works is that a lot of you guys are going to bald at 45 xD

[@bennoboy97]

Wtf are you saying?

[@leefinthewind2311]

5:17 HAHAHA the slow turn around I cant xD You're a national treasure Stimpee

[@ggLP42]

Wig Splitting is natural for you.

[@SlimeHD2ooo]

poor Dimitri still waiting on that Discord call

[@Slymarbo-b5f]

His name in game is actually "I eat children" or "ем детей" in russian

[@lunarluxe9832]

@@Slymarbo-b5f thanks for the translation comrade

[@jakeman52]

Omg ghosting that friendly Russian dude was so unexpected. He always betrays.

[@befer]

he's just this type of rust player, smh

[@cybelli80]

Always

[@stankobarabata2406]

@Dusty If you've played any MP competitive game in europe, you'll not feel so bad for a Russian. Though this guy was really nice, yes. I felt kinda bad too.

[@melvinbrotherofthejoker436]

I think he actually thought he was gay and wanted to flirt over discord 0_0

[@SMBDelse]

@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 aren’t all Russians hardcore gay or something?

[@pedrobravo6377]

Stimpee's Lord of the Rings edits and soundtrack make my day.

[@mixastik]

Been searching for this comment haha

[@chrisw2612]

@SurNossy from lord of the rings

[@alexb9597]

Shits hilarious

[@VermilionGates]

I need to know where he got the gollum voice saying "go fuck yourself" at 1:02

[@jmlaw8888]

Ah my favourite Australian child botherer has uploaded - today is now officially a good day.

[@TheEthanCowley]

Go to bed

[@sprucebruce3819]

@@TheEthanCowley nah you

[@friendlyneighborhooddislik486]

child kidnapper*

[@Strike86]

Child botherer/gay porn connoisseur. A man of many talents.

[@pgetheelderscrollsturkiye68]

Swedish*

[@pianomirror4833]

6:17 this might be the most wholesome Rust interaction I have ever seen

[@slothonabike]

Stimpees style of editing paired with his almost infinite wisdom in memes, makes him the best rust youtuber.

[@coreexam5998]

4:45 that dude was fighting for his life😂

[@jasonbarnes6568]

I love it that he spends so much time meming with prim gear that all his gun skills have atrophied

[@DestinAU]

4:44 made me burst out laughing so hard. I can't stop, please help 😂.

[@PanzerPC]

4:06 10:05 You cant make it up man, so many creatures can be found by the Bigfoot hunter himself

[@vellstorm6289]

"you want my house?"

[@ImKyro]

The thumbnails are 100% what brings me back time after time

[@acid_8]

But it's clicl bait. I'm here for gay sex and it's just some cool guy playing venereal games.

[@Dav624]

@@acid_8 u know ph exist for a reason my guy

[@acid_8]

@@Dav624 my dude, i only cruise for gP on vanilla socials like yt & ig, ph is for vulgar dinosaurs

[@Dav624]

@@acid_8 oh lmao

[@krusty267]

This film will be what they see of ancient humanity in the future.

[@claudiusclaudius3009]

I love the dialogue of each NPC in this game.

[@MikeEHY]

Poor Dimitri… he’s still waiting for Stimpee to return.

[@skelor9740]

Stimpee making me laugh loud in class during a test. Appreciate it stimpee keep it up

[@gertbrooks5997]

Hearing ol Papa Meat's voice does bring a tear of joy to my eye.

[@JaBBerSmack]

5:56 is probably one of my favorite clips of all time from stimpee

[@FranzJx]

7:09 i see this name.... i am eating mozzarella sticks... I was calling them mozzies earlier.... how

[@kung9413]

GORGONZOLA

[@quinnm9808]

Motorola stick???

[@lunarluxe9832]

nice franz now posting video new yes

[@cristianchavez1699]

bruh I just discovered your channel and man, its hilarious! I don't play rust, never have but ill watch this.. thank for the vids!

[@subterrainianflowfan]

You are by far the funniest Rust KZbinr. Many seem to afraid of the times to troll. But here you are haha

[@sodiep0ps]

I know you don't really like playing Rust that much, but I hope you never stop. Your videos are the best Rust content out there.

[@skitdrow7564]

бедный дима, он только хотел поиграть вместе((((

[@DamikoMu]

Он есть детей...

[@ElZack]

5:25 I can not stop observing the chat, and see so many people with hack hahahahahha

[@Donttalkalot]

this man makes my day everytime

[@foxnfrill]

Stimpee, thanks so much. For years ive not been able to grow hair on my shiny bald scrotum. With your Keeps offer I finally have the bush my mother has always wanted.

[@Ricky_on_DayZ]

Stimpee: a loot rat's rise to glory, fall to darkness

[@Jaemisu]

im so glad so many bald people support one of my favorite content creators

[@musicnation7946]

10:05 - 10:20 Had me replaying! The kids transition had me dying and why did he swallow so hard Lmao.

[@LibertyG100]

Other guy : No Stimpee : Yes Best argument ever.

[@BloodSlay3r]

Thx Stimpee, I never talked about this I think, but you're literally the only KZbinr who helps me out of my miserable Life. And u always make me laugh instantly. All 3/4 days, the wishing for a new Video is immeasurable, and as soon as it is out, my day isn't ruined anymore. Thx DADDY hyyyaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

[@TacticalHeroGaming]

immediately had a nostalgia trip because of the OSRS music in the very beginning. thanks for that

[@Niels_Dev]

Thanks for the new video Dad, It's always a good day when you upload a video :)

[@poggers5961]

I’m insanely late, but your videos are the only ones i can watch twice, three, or even four times, especially when i’m blazed.

[@MonkeGeorge]

me blazed 2 years later, fulfilling the prophecy by watching this video a fourth time in solidarity with a brother from the past

[@poggers5961]

@@MonkeGeorge WATCHING AGAIN IN YOUR HONOR

[@adriansilver9665]

Let's be real, watching stimpee while fucked up drunk is honestly the most heart-warning experience one can have

[@noeezyfluff]

literally heartwarming bc the whiskey burns my chest hellyadood

[@nanda._]

man u dont how much i love ur vids, it really cure my depression, thanks man.

[@aril.3674]

Stimpee we want Playlist of Outro songs!

[@DarkSharingan21]

This

[@moyolubuowoxd748]

what a perfect start of my friday evening, thank you stimpee

[@im_tye9413]

YESIRRRR the CoryxKenshin “30 minutes later”

[@kanehickin9788]

10:39 reminds me of the scene in Eldorado about provisions and row boats.

[@mclovin2408]

10:46 Can we get 10 hours of this dude explaining

[@ededdundeady6683]

Stimpee is the only one I don't skip the sponsor cuts for.

[@Nietabs]

10:08 gold

[@alexjones4679]

Always off to a good start with the "Aeaaaayaaahyuuuuhhhhhh! EYUHYUHHHAAAAAEAAAAHHHHYUHHH!" Track. Also wtf is it Stimpee please. I need the origins of the ominous singing

[@JauneOuique7824]

Anatolia (original mix)

[@killer4516]

I could watch Rust all day. I could not play it for more than 5 minutes.

[@botep5529]

Lol same. In fact I think I only have 15 mins of game time before I said "fuck this"

[@spaceli0n]

Why? It's like a asymmetrical shooter

[@sai_lg1070]

5:22 Bro hit him with the “Rule 1 number one, son” 😂

[@matthewstarr2439]

Stimp is still the one true bow god.

[@lilpandasdancin]

4:47 when a cop sees a car with 5% window tint

[@Rennthar]

When I tell the boys I'm gonna play some rust, I just watch Stimpee instead.

[@xSpecialist7]

Was just rewatching some vids from you, thanks for the laughs

[@dogwater6793]

Poor dimitri he just wanted to roleplay foreplay with you. . .

[@lukabrasi001]

the bit at 4:47 legitimately feels like an oblivion interaction

[@Jay-um6eq]

10:34 POV:finace bro tries to get you to join pyramid scheme

[@truxttondogyuun]

2:35 - this editing though.. it's so funny

[@NaxxSenpai]

yes, daddy! just waited for the moment you invade my a... KZbin feed

[@rieke6497]

I will never get tired of watching stimpee play rust its always a good time

[@mcdrip3314]

This is a weird question, but what’s that sound effect that he uses at 0:02

[@spacebagelbacon]

Stimpee is the best Rust content creator on KZbin

[@ryanscott658]

Kids when downed on Rust: "If you don't take any of my loot, and as a matter of fact pick me up / give me 1000 scrap I won't kill you / raid your base. Also you are bad." (As a non Rust player people saying crap like that is the single most appealing thing about Rust to me 🤣.)

[@connelly6375]

I'm surprised everytime there is actually a company that has the balls to sponsor you

[@steviebob3119]

your aim with that bow is something that cant be taught

[@TheGreenTaco999]

11:00 >"can you explain it again?" >he explains it again >"why wont you be quiet?"

[@NGB1]

0:02 anyone know the sound effect?

[@Bardzodzikidzik]

.

[@EdI_sz]

its .

[@sinisterbigfoot3126]

Simpsons

[@kungreacts]

4:45 very underrated moment lmao

[@firepandaz614]

1:20 that door didnt have a lock LOL

[@Aerational]

Keeps board meeting: "Malding... Malding is where it's at"

[@zlavus8631]

It’s funny stimpees vids are so good that even though I hate rust I watch all of his rust vids

[@wagnaroks7726]

Damn super early for that succulent stimpee content

[@Suraj-ig5ew]

I bring my joy back by watching stimpee

[@Cheevis91]

Stimpee is the only person that I will watch thier in video adds its literally as good as his normal content

[@slugdaslump1889]

Victim : nowhh Stimpee: yeauss

[@CaliberW]

4:43 that was a perfected conversation interrupted by rust.

[@TawnyRain2332]

Even the ads stimpee does are perfect

[@dion9755]

Just what I needed to see at 4am, so wholesome ill sleep like a baby

[@alo_bris]

Ive been looking for the outro song for like 20 minutes and cant find it... Im starting to think ill never find this beautiful angel

[@Nahimgood289]

Samesees

[@JHattsy]

man i ejected tea from my nose when K95 was crying and the plane edit came on. Tea everywhere

[@slimtarheel2720]

The Minecraft tone at the end was GOLD!

[@benspeer1752]

The lord of the rings music on lurkers always kills me 😂

[@juniorace3595]

The biplane with the crying kid voice-over had me dying lmfak

[@nunyab1zn3ss2]

All these audio memes bring me back to good times

[@believe2261]

Only KZbinr I can watch his videos 100x and still laugh my ass off

[@zaxby3995]

Bro I really don’t watch anyone else channel for Comedy other than yours stimpee your edits are on point 🤣

[@bio7480]

had prolly the worst day in a while and this made me laugh ty

[@idontlikestuff]

Making people go bald, and providing the cure. This man is a damn saint.

[@Johnnyjingle]

Literally nothing beats this content

[@matthewfornear4076]

your edits are getting way funnier

[@HaroldTheHerald]

You gotta pay the tax… i was dying 😂😂😂

[@cheesemilk4279]

I F****** Love these Edits, makes my day better, thx bro

[@burrito8443]

0:58 dil do bagins with the Lotr music😂

[@SmokesyCA]

Not sure if you noticed but the wood farmer you killed @5:33 got association banned @5:46 lmao

[@Eaeguito]

O W Y O U L I T T L E . . . Y O U L I T T L E M A N, M A N

[@asteria1065]

New Stimpee video, I'm so happy :D

[@mixastik]

5:20 AHAHAHAH I'm done 🤣

[@johnemery1596]

Jeebus Stompee, take it easy on your poor Neighbor Driftking.