Scenes We'd Like to See Series 5

Scenes We'd Like to See, Series 5, Mock The Week

[@maxtoncooke1726]

The Dalek poetry reading joke is probably one of Frankie’s best, tied with “Hello Canterbury, LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!”

[@jadams200]

Frankie just kills it all the time. Love that guy. Don't ever stop making us laugh.

[@Nepalimetalhead]

Plane is about to land in Glasgow, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 YEARS!!!!lolololololololol fucking brilliant.

[@jackscoular3235]

I love how Frankies always on it seconds before you've even finished reading the round. Comedy genius

[@raghavvenkatesh8604]

Not that he's not brilliant, but that's because they receive the topics in advance and have the time to prepare. Same with the stand-up round where they 'randomly' get a topic and 'spontaneously' perform a set on it.

[@danjc9783]

That’s called preparation and editing.

[@user-ek7yc5zm1v]

@@raghavvenkatesh8604 ya with that in mind, hes actually purposefully not letting production do its job properly, which, is the reason that he has a job to make jokes. it comes off as incredibly socially inept or just elitist

[@RandomJot]

"You can't use that toilet. That's MY toilet!" = funniest David Mitchell line ever

[@SaganNotPagan]

Frankie Boyle is one of the most consistently funny comedians I've ever seen.

[@twat3789]

@@jgt_ what happened?

[@davemeads859]

He really was back then now days he's just a mouthpiece for the left

[@davemeads859]

@@jgt_ lol this

[@teipeu9033]

@@jgt_ Because none of these scenes are political at all.

[@benroberts3745]

@@jgt_ His old comedy would get 'cancelled' now. He wouldn't make it 3 seconds on the air if he adapted the same style from his prime years of 2005-2011

[@DalleDayul]

Series 5-7 was the Golden Age of Mock the Week.

[@TheNavigateur]

It's amazing how the "unlikely" joke at 1:21 ACTUALLY HAPPENED as Andy Murray won Wimbledon in 2013.

[@shadowdragun]

But did the earth open up and swallpw him whole?

[@rickydumas9994]

He's not really a Scotsman, he's a blancmange in disguise

[@anthonyochocki6535]

@@rickydumas9994 Haaaaaaaaaaaa........'the Blancmange from Space...'

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

@@anthonyochocki6535 ---Sounds like something Brandon Tenold would review lol

[@baskingblackbird]

"It sleeps in the bed with us, ok? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf." XD You kill me, Frankie.

[@TDARFSWR]

Frankie only ever laughs at Hugh's jokes. I miss the bromance!

[@maxphilps4253]

Dont forget russells jokes

[@insomniacbritgaming1632]

Because Frankie wrote most of them lol

[@rob-890]

@@maxphilps4253 Russell is about as funny as piles.

[@BenWillock]

1:19 - "As the Scottish man holds the Wimboldon trophy aloft...." Oh, the sweet sweet irony

[@jonahloeb7824]

the dalek poetry reading was magnificent!

[@JoshAlsabti]

frankie is funny as fuck

[@Eltoca21]

Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis crack me up every time... :-)

[@songohan4845]

THINGS THAT CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE AT A DINNER PARTY. Well this's been absolutely lovely, let us all raise a glass..... " TO ZA FEUHERE X'D Hugh Dennis, bloody brilliant. By god, for Harry, England and St George, who's marching to the music, of, Showaddy Waddy. lol.

[@scottfreckle237]

Any time Frankie was on your team you already knew you'd won the round

[@alfonshomac]

Dalek poetry reading lmao

[@andrewdillon7837]

DAFFODILS,,,,EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS,,,...stupidly funny,,

[@ellie.g7199]

On 'what a rugby commentator would never say', the first thing I think they would never say is 'Well, this is getting violent...'

[@1412JD]

Or look at them two just fucking kiss already

[@quizmaster85]

Anyone who dislikes this video IS paying too much for their car insurance.

[@bundersnatch4858]

now my friend there is 79 dislikes

[@quizmaster85]

Lewis Carson I'll fix it up when I get a chance; thanks :)

[@bundersnatch4858]

No prob 😅

[@alexsaquatics7620]

I don't drive so 🖕

[@Dleta14]

6 years after you wrote it, probably because of the 800 ads on it

[@insanezebra8517]

Oh the bitter irony Frankie... Murray winning was almost the apocalypse indeed

[@IceCold7278]

"Do you like the music of sh wadi wadi" and "I would like you to call me president sh wadi wadi" are the best two lines XD

[@Rendell001]

...And I'm sure Hugh hasn't used those lines for ten years or more. 😳

[@TheRealElsaJean]

​ Jimmy Saville was my hero

[@inurfacez10]

Hugh is so underrated. He is amazing.

[@Kemonokami]

"Punch it, Chewie! 'Angngngngngggg!'" Cracks me up so badly!

[@JH-bt1cy]

Have to say the woman with the newsreaders scene, was brilliant. Did such a good persona of Fiona and Moira

[@MaltoCort]

I love Russell always laughing at Frankie's HIV jokes

[@cazkiwinz4300]

You only needed the first 3 words....

[@TheCorrsair]

WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS". EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS Frankie Boyle, You're a star.

[@moxgirl5]

"But you can't use that toilet, that's MY toilet" xD Then Frankie's following joke lol, "don't make me choose between you and the wolf!" hahah

[@FAHRENHEIT451JL]

I love how all of frankies hiv jokes make russle cry

[@ellie.g7199]

On 'the worst thing to hear on holiday', was I the only one who thought 'the zombie apocolypse has now begun, feel free to die'

[@oludotunjohnshowemimo434]

I was laughing hard at Frankie's sporran line. He is a comedy genius with his jokes on the spot that is extra funny and will be hard to match.

[@boahnation9932]

I think they're told the subjects before the show

[@DiligentD]

You can watch this as many times as you want and you'll still laugh

[@doctornov7]

That's ironic when Frankie said "The Scottish man held the Wimbledon trophy aloft..."

[@Malky24]

London Olympics and Jimmy Saville impressions. This is ooooolllldd.

[@stoprainingonme]

At the risk of becoming the most unpopular person on the internet, I think Andy Parsons is fuckin funny. You guys seen some of the more recent series without Boyle? The advantage is that it gives other great comedians (like Parsons) more of a chance to demonstrate their skills. NB: Frankie Boyle is probably the greatest comedian I can think of right now, so nothing in my comment should be interpreted as a criticism of him.

[@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710]

Morden101 You shouldn't pray there's nothing there to hear you.

[@jwarrior343]

Morden101 You do know it's an act right? He doesn't actually believe the shit he says.

[@DrJReefer]

jwarrior343 you're wrong. Morden is never alone.

[@NickNameNick2]

Dr J Reefer I agree, and one day "I'm going to look up, and wave, just like this' although, wasn't his Divine Shadow the evil overlord from lexx?

[@DrJReefer]

Never watched Lexx tbh. Was it any good?

[@MrCalls]

I’m only 2 minutes in, but look how many times Frankie Boyle comes up compared to the others. Best comedian ever on the show

[@duncanmallorie]

"And then Harry woke up in his bed under the stairs."

[@Nathan_Virica_Comedy]

I do wonder why Hugh Dennis doesn't seem to do his Jimmy Savile impression these days!

[@xDrJeckalx]

Because it came out that that guy was a sex offender or something, cant remember the exact details. In short, its not an acceptable impression anymore.

[@SkiffAction]

Mr_Saltine , no shit Sherlock.

[@SPKotN]

"And the winner of that round is...Frankie, Hugh and *insert other comic's name here*!"

[@markshortlandmagic]

I want to thank the uploader too, great job I love this part of the show and to have 45 minutes of it in one go is fantastic :-)

[@MegaMidgetNinja]

I love it when Hugh fits in his Jimmy Saville gags!

[@CloneDaddy]

They haven't aged well though, have they? :)

[@bartz112]

I would absolutely buy Alien vs. Pingu

[@kh23797]

6:05 "OK, said Harry, unbuttoning his zip..." See, there's a magic trick right there.

[@jess_5361]

Glad people are still watching these.

[@CHDean]

I know nothing about these people and little about their references, and it’s STILL funny.

[@schmeisto]

Dalek Poetry reading. That was brilliant. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

[@wtd667]

ll

[@Crusty2006]

Thanks for the upload and thanks to these brilliant comedians who do a very difficult job in making us laugh! :D Love it!

[@kaitlynthompson8422]

oh how i adore russell howard and frankie boyle :)

[@inthefurnace]

29:28 i lost it.... "you bald bastard" hahahah

[@TurboAceTurboace]

Then Andy Parsons walks on, who is bald. Lol

[@Ichigokurosaki24140]

boyle and hugh so funny as a couple

[@MrShotgunSquirrel]

you're too right, lee evans makes my lungs ache from laughter!!!

[@timyoungfanclub]

That 'could Nadal turn you' bit was so aimed at Jon Richardson

[@liamnield6510]

It's funny that a Scot winning Wimbledon was considered "unlikely" when this came out

[@wisniorek]

Hugh ALWAYS looks back at the screen as he walks away from the mic:))

[@Gibtrickz]

I could watch this all day. lol

[@cossiebhoy1]

frankie boyle is the man!!!

[@jnhhhhhhhh]

Wow, thanks! I'm deaf since the Vietnam war and you really helped me enjoy the video!

[@FreakinAyobaMan]

Only YOU can hear me...I love Hugh Dennis

[@SBFCAlby]

Hugh Dennis' facial expression can make a joke.

[@RIXRADvidz]

I'm too much of a slouch to search it out myself....but I'm not too much of a slouch to say Thank You for puttin' out the effort and sharing your love of humour with the world. LAFFS RULE

[@leeleebreaker8570]

Funny, his joke about a scottish wimbledon champion came true. Mon the Scotts!!!

[@U2QuoZepplin]

I was waiting for Frankie to do a signature offensive joke and i had to wait til almost half way through. What the actual!?? 🤣🤣

[@Adamhlufc]

Having Hugh and Frankie on the same team is unfair!

[@TheTheoldgit]

Thanks for the hard work that must of been. Great stuff!

[@junkersbunkers]

Ya won't get shows like mock the week nowadays 😂🥃💪💯

[@Charizarzar]

"Is it because I is black" LMAO

[@xIVIAGiikzZv]

No. You're the only one who can be bothered putting it in the comments. The people who like it are also appreciating what he has done.

[@georgia00ful]

dalek poetry. brilliant.

[@Gadams96]

Spent nearly an hour waiting for Hyperdrive to come on

[@trom2004]

"sharp left turn ahead, careful ladies" lol

[@someguy1728]

"I'm G to the B and this is how I roll. You got beef with me, you kiss my A-double-S-HOLE! ROFL

[@Sooperdooder]

Frankie could've in a team himself, say one joke, and still win

[@stoprainingonme]

OK, at the risk of making my self the most most unpopular Mock the Week fan on the internet, I find Andy Parsons really funny. Funnier than Howard (who I also like). Boyle and Dennis are the best although they both contribute so much they actually have quite a few misses. It's a shame the non-regular guests don't get to contribute that much.

[@lorddarlo6194]

Cillit Bang Cillit Bang Kiaora Kiaora Brrrr Brilliant

[@laflame7338]

6:08 ‘unbuttoning his zip’

[@SaraSedrati]

love the dr who ones XD

[@johnnydiggle]

That one about Fiona Bruce, BANG ON!

[@nostalgiaof98]

Dalek poetry reading needs to be a full minute sketch 😂

[@88fredmcfred]

Things not to say when running for president; "I have binders of women"

[@c0rv1db0ycr0w]

24:46 I use to say that all the time as a kid XD

[@TheTradge]

1:22 oh Frankie, how little you knew back then...

[@TheQuasiZillionaire]

I think Frankie puts a concentrated effort into not laughing. If Frankie laughs visibly, you know it was a funny joke.

[@TTliv87]

Lol at 1:33 when Russel laughs at the girl screaming in the audience.

[@kylestubbs8867]

(1:33)

[@ollypopification]

"HOLD ON, I'VE JUST ENTERED US IN THE RED BULL CHALLENGE!"

[@DesertCavalier]

"Stop! ...Hammer time!" Completely lost my mind!

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Help, I’m trapped in a sign-making factory.”

[@chrisbuss3208]

Ahhh, remember when we could make jokes and laugh about them?

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

At 34:03, Russell appears to be mining for emeralds, and his attempt will now be immortalized for the whole world to see. Lolol you picked a bad time to pick your nose, Russell.

[@Tom_The_Cat]

From the makers of 'Snakes on a Plane'...'Mice on a Tube'!

[@brielquinn]

the doctor who one though "EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS" I AM ACTUALLY PEEING.

[@azahawks2973]

great cheers for the upload :D

[@DeepOneBill]

Andy Parson's Jade Goody impression certainly improved with time...

[@davidon89]

frankie boyle, you legend!!

[@HubbaBubbaNightmares]

THANK YOU!!

[@donkeydinners1]

"He sleeps in the bed with us, okay? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf." Hahahahahahahahahaaha i fucking love frankie

[@DaekoTan]

Then I think it's related to Jimmy and Russell's schedules. (R.I.P. The God that is George Carlin)

[@CJ-gz9gu]

"But I did not... in hail."

[@nealhill3681]

31:47 absolute brilliance

[@MicahHills]

The one man you need for these on your team is Frankie Boyle! You are almost basically defiantly going to win!

[@GaiusVulpes11]

yeah thanks for this mate =]

[@glumspore]

Thank you very much

[@zakgreen8343]

"I'm Moira Stewart. Why did the BBC sack me? Is it coz I is black?" The accent that was used was hysterical.

[@mags143]

I feel so American waching this lol but i love it!

[@ConAir94]

Why

[@mags143]

because I don't get some of the jokes.