the most expensive video i've ever made

[@schlattco]

GET THE NEW JSCHLATT YOUTOOZ DROP!!! youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt Available for 2 weeks ONLY!

[@Dupi2]

Bring back Time To Smile

[@schlattco]

@@Dupi2 What is that?

[@WeirdCore_Weirdo]

BUYING ONE NOW !!!! Edit: the order has been confirmed :)

[@sleep6837]

Bring back Time To Smile

[@Respear]

i used to have this jschlatt youtooz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

[@Shady_br]

The best flex is that he didn't even invite Ludwig

[@queenieofqueens]

Wait who's holding the camera

[@vesperious]

@@queenieofqueens not ludwig

[@RyanSoltani]

💀💀

[@queenieofqueens]

​@@vesperiousLMFAO

[@karma_anime_analysis]

his flex so big, it can materialize and hold the camera for him

[@Blaze-ub5uw]

Bro paid $4,000 to do nothing except look at things he has to pay for

[@Zvxers7]

Irl dlc

[@NikitaInShambles]

@@Zvxers7 where are the vowels

[@Zvxers7]

@@NikitaInShambles i ate them

[@chickleet4115]

@@Zvxers7 i

[@puppygirlfail]

this is the craziest tax write off ive ever seen

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

2nd craziest* only to mr beast

[@meganlabore6324]

Did we forget they monkey statues

[@DrShady-cy5cm]

I love how he goes from being upset at the hotel to being the most polite human when housekeeping shows up 😂

[@Mysteriousstrangerly]

I love how he went from flexing, to immediately being New York again and getting mad at the laundry price

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

You can take a New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of a New Yorker.

[@315Mikel]

@@lordpumpkinhead265lol

[@quaketh6823]

Na cuz 4000 a night and they’re still gonna squeeze an extra hundred for laundry??

[@jameson1239]

@@quaketh6823five bucks US for each piece of clothing roughly which is total bullshit if I’m spending 4000$ a night on a hotel I’d expect they would either include a washing machine and dryer in the room or the laundry service to be free

[@paperplate09]

@quaketh6823 AND they still charge money for everything else too LIKE 10$ FOR POTATO CHIPS

[@RyGuyMaster]

the way he's so soft spoken when talking to the housekeeping lady was so genuine and sweet

[@S4lym0n]

I thought it was a prostitute that came too early

[@merpymat]

Jschlatt: “I hate rich people” Also Jschlatt: “I love bring rich.”

[@formerdungeonmaster1232]

Similar to the Dunning-Krueger effect, this is called the Musk-Zuckerberg effect

[@Lezm]

The Duality of Man.

[@moira_meteorite]

being rich is full of benefits, however being rich also makes most people a fucking jackass

[@nathnolt]

A lot of people have self hatred

[@pranayanandbalaji7287]

thats why we love him

[@madiknox5568]

5:01 the SHIFT in his tone when talking to the housekeeper was incredible

[@renard257]

The funniest part is Schlatt complaining about everything being so expensive like he didn’t drop $95,000 on a giant monkey statue

[@bingletoid]

a giant monkey statue which he LEFT AT SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE

[@Yogasefski]

You guys are forgetting that it wasn’t just a monkey, but a monkey, WITH GIANT GOLDEN TESTICLES.

[@redmist6630]

it was a taxes thing probably idk im not rich

[@telph3223]

It was an investment.

[@bumpersincapped]

he needed it more than any of you could understand

[@schematticYT]

I'm an audio chuckler and I got introduced to schlatt through Ted's stuff and I never realized how handsome schlatt is. Like, on the podcast he's always talking about how he wants to be ugly and stuff but he's a real looker tbh. He's got nice hair

[@cameronh0701]

🥰🤩

[@theboogeyman2590]

Go watch “I spent a Day with Jshlatt” by Anthony Padilla

[@ree1425]

you GET IT omg have you seen the newest episode BRO IS FINEEEEE

[@alstuff]

"i fucking hate rich people" and right after this "I love being rich" the duality of man ig

[@John2Kool]

real

[@Ixarus6713]

The true nature of the one we call "Shludge"

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

To be fair he is still actin broke.

[@wallacealex4638]

Schlatt being incredibly nice and polite to the service staff is so cursed

[@MistahFox]

Only Schlatt would spend 4k for the express purpose of flexing and spend the entire video complaining about how expensive everything is. Incredible, peak content!

[@RyanSoltani]

fr

[@Ruby-dr9fr]

When it ain’t even worth 4K a night 💀

[@FatalDawn1]

Best content

[@Deja117]

Man got ripped off... That's basically a 5 star here (UK) with 3k extra just for some old ass phones and snacks you need to pay for. Okay. maybe 1k is for the ice...

[@VanGelion85]

schlatt going from loud to the most soft voice while talking to the housekeeping lady is my favourite phenomenon in japan. when you talk to japanese people you just go more soft and quiet. it will happen to you, there is no fighting it and i think that´s beautiful.

[@eshnd-1]

i think thats just how you're supposed to treat those workers in general, regardless of ethnicity

[@danyelavila6826]

Eh, I don't think ethnicity matters. Schlesticles was basically yelling at us so we can hear him, and so he can express his anger about the room. If he started yelling at the lady well, she would probably be frightened, especially since Schlesticles isn't afraid of fighting, he's a New Yorker, he speaks with a clear tone, and that he's just a big guy.

[@efbiaiopenap2663]

Jambo vaping off screen

[@SigmundGloeckner]

I saw that too 😆

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Explain

[@gugisgug]

I love how kind he is to the housekeeping like his persona completely drops

[@GoatMilk08]

5:00 never heard schlatt talk in such a nice and polite tone

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

That’s how he lured em back in the day

[@jesusr378]

​@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 back in 1999.

[@Heavy_Weapons_Guy001]

“Can you come back 20 minutes?” 🥺😇😇🥺🥺

[@weezerfan420_]

“can you come back in 20 minutes 🥰🥰”

[@kagster07]

I worked at a dry cleaners for 4 years and those prices are actually about average to a tad under. They arent just washed they are dry cleaned and then also folded which still doesnt mean it should cost that much but dry cleaning machines are expensive to run and buy chemicals for. Rush fee at my place was 12.50$ flat for next day or within the day. 4 hours is insanely good. That means everyone elses clothes are put aside just to clean yours first. So that makes sense.

[@Daniel-mc3hm]

Ah so he was abt to get his entire wardrobe dry cleaned

[@nacarotdino2839]

I love watching videos like this because it reminds me how poor I am! I love deciding between eating and rent!

[@nacarotdino2839]

Actually a good video though thank you big guy

[@Lezm]

I know right! I should send this man my life savings by buying his merchandise!

[@GameRaptor64222]

@@Lezm great idea let me do it too =]

[@cumet9492]

Liked by schlatt is crazy

[@nacarotdino2839]

@@Lezm I completely agree!! Like I'll be homeless but I'll have a Rammie plush and sleep deprived sweatshirt so that's really what matters honestly

[@samverratti4178]

Big guy advertising his yootooz while the queens funeral is playing in the background is the best salesmanship I’ve seen

[@Jokin_Jake]

Schlatt being calm and nice to the housekeepers at the door is so cursed to see. 5:00

[@FormerlySunrize]

True, I've never seen that side of him. I guess the AI has some friendly moments unlike the real Schlatt. R.i.p big guy, fly high

[@briannarice7396]

I would like to imagine that that is the real him.

[@Jrppegg]

@@briannarice7396All this acting like a rich shithead is just for the videos he’s genuinely a good guy

[@allivairsomething8258]

@@briannarice7396it definitely is. This is somewhat parasocial, of course, but he's pretty obviously playing a character in all his content.

[@thatwaterriver3824]

idk it seemed normal for him to me

[@0ffendingeverybody]

If you have to ask how much a Half Juban is, you can't afford it

[@TheGlitchyFox]

This will drastically effect the shlaggt industry.

[@ArtucoDev]

but what about the ultrakill industry?

[@sleep6837]

Funny Sticks™ already went under, I don't see how they can financially recover from this. Kevin O' Leary from the hit ABC show Sharktank™ would be disappointed

[@unfaithfullsalmon1526]

the shat industry

[@TheGlitchyFox]

@ArtucoDev my plans will effect that later

[@EchoNovemberDelter]

Why are you everywhere? I just got off of a lethal company video and you were there wtf

[@burgerboy446]

9:41 why does he walk like that

[@mocaroxox]

thank you for sharing your wealth with us, you’re so charitable!

[@schlattco]

You are so welcome!

[@shevrett2658]

hi shag

[@TheFanciestCipher]

@screenshotting imma be honest, it's probably not 😂

[@RyanSoltani]

Isn’t he so kind

[@Mistercoda]

So sad that schlatt died in 1999 it almost feels like the ai is actually him

[@Diickhead]

5:01 I’ve never expected and never heard Schlatt talk so nicely to someone. It was actually really sweet

[@doeugh]

$4000 a night and they still make you pay extra for laundry 💀

[@bettyspaghetti3018]

These places just expect you to not care about your money by the time you get here. The potato chips was the biggest crime, since they're already overpriced in the store. For rich people it's fine, but you have to feel bad for middle class people who save up money for a nice vacation, only to get hit by a ton of hidden fees.

[@charlesnathansmith]

^ This. If you're willing to pay $4k for a room, you're willing to pay $200 for laundry (unless you just rented it to rant for a video)

[@Ixarus6713]

It's definitely meant for people with so much money they don't even realise they've spent any.

[@raigeforster5404]

@@bettyspaghetti3018 shut up. You support abusers

[@malaizze]

2:11 Shlurter often finds himself “in the closet”

[@dancmotya]

I knew someone would say it :)

[@Action35]

Schlatt was so nice to that housekeeping lady. So different from his usual self! That’s probably how he lured all those people back in ‘99

[@7vdh]

"Schlerectile Dysfunction" never fails to deliver videos

[@Bow2erk]

We losing 50k with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@bay6627]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@L0NER_B]

HELL YEAH WE ARE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@theredknight9314]

Better spent then verbalase

[@baladee4052]

Welp If you know you know….

[@Zacharygoldberg123]

Imagine spending 50k on this and not softcore...

[@FullThrottle360]

10:35 quote of the year.

[@Chill_Guy247]

9:11 BTW “Shart” the green tea waffles are supposed to sit over a hot mug of tea/coffee so they go soft (Just realised the timestamp 😮)

[@crow_of_judgment]

Interesting coincidence of time stamp

[@ryanyayayaya]

the year of the tragedy

[@Chill_Guy247]

@@crow_of_judgmentNOOOO THEY GOT THE SECOND TOWER!!!!!

[@Lezm]

@@Chill_Guy247Yooo, have some respect for the 2,977 cases of lost life 😂

[@defectivepikachu4582]

​@@ryanyayayayayear?

[@Pogbirb]

Nitpick 5:27 the Japanese text means "Weed", as in GRASS weed and not drugs weed.

[@SnakesAnimations]

this is certainly the second most expensive thing Schlatt's ever done right below the gambling addiction he fell into after his heinous crimes

[@gracie-C3]

thank you for giving us a mere glimpse into what it's like to be rich schlatt, the last hotel i stayed in was an $100 hotel when my PT Cruiser overheated and left me stranded in debuque iowa

[@Aidswayz]

I'm so glad the Youtooz figure had the gun updated to be a silent pistol. Really goes to show that the figure can learn just like Schlatt did. He of all people knows how bad it can be when people hear your gun go off after you're trying to finish "important business"

[@n00bp4ck5]

Schlatt: "I'm rich" Also Schlatt 30 seconds later: "the mini bar is probably too expensive"

[@obamabingchilling]

Schlutt must be one of the most humble KZbinrs out there! Thank you for being so down to earth!

[@thetwistedsavant5821]

I don't normally like the idea of making a video like this JUST to get some cash back on your room, but as someone who has seen first hand how stupidly expensive hotels like that are, ($10 for a damn mini bag of chips you can get for 75 cents at a gas station) more power to this video! Adblocks removed even!

[@biscuits4750]

2:26 Imagine being so rich you get to sponsor yourself. That's the dream, ladies and gentlemen

[@joshbegly4207]

I love how he does that and then complains about the hotel running ads for itself

[@coleslaw4040]

@@joshbegly4207the difference is that the hotel is running ads that are advertising the hotel service, Jslutt is running ads for proudct that he is selling seperately

[@doodlebug_doodles]

Schlatt is the strangest man I have ever seen in my life man. This shit, this shit is why I subscribe, just a regular ass dude doing some wild out of nowhere shit

[@johnbarker8717]

Most KZbinrs try to be as relatable as possible to the common man, meanwhile, Schlatt tries to be as unrelatable as possible to the common man

[@nsf574]

5:00 The immediate change in tone. Imagine how domesticated Schlatt would become if he moved to Japan.

[@JamJuice101]

10:14 Schlatt, I have some questions regarding the police lights going off in the distance…

[@masteryoda1382]

I was about to say are we not gonna talk about that

[@Oleander4me]

"Shliminal" had to get the money somehow

[@Tredenix]

Today I learned that $4000 in Japan gets you WikiHow in desk drawer format.

[@Goobuh36]

Underrated comment

[@SometimesImReal]

The cottagecore rammie is unironically the cutest thing I've ever seen

[@berensloan5819]

3:30 wth that background footage lmfaoooo

[@Jewboi]

Yeah no subways surfers I aint watchin allat buddy

[@HAPPY-re9ji]

I love the background footage in the sponsor.

[@floofydevil2648]

Was just about to say something about that

[@E579Gaming]

This video is click bait saying this is the most expensive video is like deneying the importance of the monkey balls saga in the jachlatt cinematic universe

[@Thomas_Angelo]

I love the vlogs that are produced on this channel. it feels like Schlatt puts all his effort in all of these. love to see someone so dedicated to capitalism.

[@pupsicle117]

How kind of Schlatt to be charitable enough to share such an experience with us! I can only imagine how much of a joy he was as a guest, as I presume he verbally and physically abused each employee in there, as one does when they’ve accumulated this level of wealth. Huzzah for Schlatt!

[@mrpizzacat8273]

They could’ve just added the food stuff to the room charge, it would’ve been far nicer. But no they make a point of charging separate for all these little things despite the room being 4 grand a night. It’s insane.

[@PandaFan2443]

I'd rather they charge separate. I don't want to pay for food I'm not eating.

[@nightstalker6779]

You’d think that since it’s in the room, it comes with the room, but no, they want to wring you dry

[@hyperspacesushi]

If theres anything I've learned about Schlatt it's never to put even the //concept// of a surcharge within at least 100m of his person

[@lennyternil336]

Man, these ai videos are getting more and more convincing, it’s really almost like “Gayschlutt” is still here with us 😢 fly high big guy ❤

[@matchacat7192]

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about “jaywlor schwift”

[@thejanitor5671]

Man I truly miss gayscat

[@gh00ze]

Rest in peace Jshat ❤

[@lennyternil336]

@@matchacat7192 LMAO

[@Jebemti8353]

The only sponsors I watch on KZbin are Schlatts because it’s so hypnotic when he says “Sponsored by. Me.” Unfortunately as a Eastern European man I am too poor to buy Big Mans big mech:(

[@tina670]

Actual video from the queen's funeral playing the background of the YouTooz promo because, you know, Schlatt is proud of his work

[@bitterbugs.1]

I love how fast Schlatt breaks character to become the most polite guy when interacting with actual people in between all his complaints over a room he chose to pay for

[@erikdanskine8352]

6:58 I got a solid chuckle from that.

[@Captain_Cuh]

Watching from the dumpster behind bo-jangles. The newspaper scraps don’t help much with the cold, but your videos warm my soul!

[@jedislayer0719]

Im so glad ai can bring us “shlargamel” content even after he died. Its so convincing it feels like hes still here. Fly high🕊️

[@Lezm]

That’s Schdefinitely a word

[@muffinz4349]

Did he get the ice?

[@wario1226]

Shout out to the camera man who never says a word or shows his face. Great immersion, like I'm really there; too intimidated by Him to speak in His presence.

[@iceymakesucry]

9:56 "friendly fire will not be tolerated"

[@_._sophia._.]

3:10 the funeral of the queen in the back? Wow my guy

[@deceitful_angels1]

More like this, it's not a please it's a demand

[@eidolon5739]

i love how humble he is, he didnt even show his body collection.

[@whodvethunk6525]

3:14, as you can see on the calendar it says the date is 1999. any person who has watched "schlutt" for more than a day will tell you that this is the day he committed the horrible atrocity against humanity, but until now we have never known the exact day. this calendar tells us that the crime was committed on sep. 10. 1999.. this is also coincidentally "schitt's" birthday, this date also marks the death of the late Alfredo Kraus a famous Spanish tenor at age 71, could this have something to do with the case? ladies and gentlemen we have new "schlong" lore.

[@PaintTheWorld911]

Schlatt thanks for coming to Japan with me, the moments we shared after the filming of this video were some of the most passionate I’ve ever experienced!

[@warlocktin]

you know its a terrible day when schlagg posts

[@Errorite]

My favorite show: Poor People Struggling!

[@iammrbadguy9706]

I think it is wonderful to see how respectful Schlatt is when actually interacting with people. Better than a lot of other tourists coming to Japan, like that one guy who went into a forest and now sells energy drinks...

[@crystalsmith9838]

The way he secretly added the queens funeral in the the add break😂

[@aloafofbread2439]

Schlerg never fails to fill us up with his big spenders content!

[@pdylmur]

ayo?

[@whatross]

maybe, schlatt, if you actually tried to compete in isaacwhys last to leave vc you couldve had all these expenses covered! hope this helps! 💞

[@ElmoTerminator]

It’s like he is still here with us. 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ rest in peace big guy🕊️🕊️

[@SEAGULL75]

i feel like no one gonna mention he has the QUEENS FUNERAL BEHIND HIM on his green screen!!???

[@lordfilippus8243]

he did not just put the queen's funeral on the fucking green screen for a simple sponsorship

[@Penultimeat]

Schlatt REALLY needed to make this one tax deductible

[@AavaSelonen]

So no one's saying anything about the background at 3:25?

[@angrymango42]

This is very on brand. Gotta love the new Jschlatt in Japan arc. JapanSchlatt.

[@Blar17]

3:02 Rammy couldn’t withstand the power of jambo

[@hydrix9339]

Only Schlatt would advertise himself in front of the Queen's funeral precession

[@legendarysoil1064]

Watching “Schlatt” waddle around the room like a real human at 9:40 was really cute to watch

[@cameronh0701]

Lmfao

[@trashpandaart6735]

The laundering services are about as much as they would be in the US. I work at a dry cleaners and we charge $4 per shirt, $8 on sweaters, $7 on pants, $14 for jeans (because they get startched and are a longer process than pants). They're charging about $1 more lol

[@RyanSoltani]

Nice to see Schlorg display such charitably and kindness with all the ungodly amount of money he possesses. A real Scligoiogt moment

[@LOPSIDED_YT]

Nice advertisement, I even liked some of the green screen backgrounds.

[@EuropaBRace]

I hope we see more of these Schlatt vlogs in Japan they are such a good break from your normal videos especially that mute one

[@sonicsupersam7793]

this spending spree reminds me of the other sprees ‘schlatt’ went on in ‘99.

[@thedoc7184]

Only the big guy could spend an entire video insulting everyone and everything and have it received positively

[@Chemzyyy]

he was complaining about laundry so much... wait till he hears how much the place he's staying at costs

[@mariogarcc]

8:26 one of the best jokes I've ever seen in a youtube video

[@emmamix]

Only Jschlong would put the queen's funeral in the background of his ad.

[@zareffarhaan6106]

"Shlagg" never fails to flex his wealth on us.

[@Lezm]

“Schlatturpus*

[@ciel5593]

charging extra for stuff in the fridge, while this is a 4000$ room, is acutally insane

[@AbandonedCalzone621]

Schlatt never fails to fill me up with joy 😊

[@Prosto_ValerA600]

It seems like they made everything in it that expensive just for the sake of being expensive because they literally put shit inside of a 4000$ "room" that in summary will cost you another 500$ just to have the most basic staff

[@aidenplayz4220]

Schlatt: "They better not be late or else there will be a fricking problem." They come on times... Schlatt: "Can you please come back in like 20 minutes please."