Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks

Schlatt Makes TikTok 1000% More Satisfying. Schlatt Ranks Your Oddly Satisfying TikToks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
#jschlatt #schlatt #bigguy

[@nathie1750]

So nice of Schlagg to promote small KZbinrs like Schlatt on his channel Edit: RIP Schalgg. Gone but not forgotten 🕊🕊

[@mcgradyboat673]

Who’s Schlatt? Never heard of the guy before. Schlagg must be REALLY nice.

[@CordateComet]

Very wholesome :3

[@drakescuz1153]

Very nice Person

[@CordateComet]

@Zatsu r/woooosh

[@dxcvvxd]

@mcgradyboat673 as op stated, "schlatt" is an small youtube "creator"

[@Automaticshows]

Every time you find a jschlatt clip channel you need to take a bet to see if jachlatt is actually running it

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

He owns them all. A true capitalist.

[@さとり-陰茎]

jachlatt

[@TonedVirus3]

jshat

[@lolmeri]

j

[@vitekjersak7227]

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[@m_affiliates]

It's amazing that Schlagg was able to perfectly recreate every detail of Schlatt's content style, even down to the outfit and accent. Hope to see more high-quality parodies from Schlagg in the future.

[@Nova-uq9nw]

He had to get in character, so he needed to recreate what Schlatt did back in ‘99.

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Goo Goo Ga Ga

[@phntmthf5505]

8:18 that was real. Prince Rupert’s Drops will shatter bullets, unless they hit the other end. As for the sound, it wasn’t going down but the air compressor was still running. They just sound like that.

[@williamgrey4118]

tryna find this comment, they built as fuck love for this one gng

[@ashtoncullinan5586]

"I can see a lil homunculous growin' in there!" *After the whole Mr. Hands thing, we should not be surprised that Schlatt knows what a Homonculous is.*

[@ForzaMonkey]

NAHHHH NOT MR. HANDS, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT PLEASE

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

@@ForzaMonkey you mean the Eumenclaw Horse Sex case, from Eumenclaw, Washington state involving a Boeing engineer?

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@TheRealTerranMarine NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

[@Henderson10666]

@@ForzaMonkey Enumclaue, Washington 2005. A Boeing Engineer...

[@nathaniellytle3886]

@@ForzaMonkey The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan,[2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]

[@nathanstafford8412]

The guy crushing the bubble wrap is a freakin' genius

[@Exodus0590]

probably my favorite ever.

[@gninja9274]

i need the link

[@DylanKluxen]

Yea

[@greg6400]

@@gninja9274 m.kzbin.infocD45WqqAkts found it

[@V2_The_Machine]

@@gninja9274 kzbin.infoG-f7KGYoUEM here you go

[@nino7771cp]

Schlatt: "Thats fetish content, that's what that is!" Also Schlatt: 12:30

[@LoutreSaphir]

thats literally buble wrap what kind of psycho dont like bubble wrap

[@notalentpotato33]

@@LoutreSaphiran unstable one

[@jackthetricker8845]

i think your talking about 12:55

[@Nova-uq9nw]

I think just about everyone has a bubble wrap fetish.

[@SamFams.]

My grandma getting every single bone in her body broken after I push her down the stairs

[@Ratlstrap]

4:58 coming from a cabinet and countertop guy, that level of precision in that scribe is fucking phenomenal. Holy dogshit im half chub after that

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I can't tell if he actually stole the channel, if Schlagg is letting him do this, or if he's been running it from the beginning

[@ApolloTheProto]

Probably all of the above

[@DeanwoodBand]

@@ApolloTheProtoYou stole my name >:(

[@goofstergrugg]

oh shit ya’ll got beef

[@ApolloTheProto]

@@DeanwoodBand ok

[@Xfrtrex]

@@DeanwoodBand lol

[@ZAVB3R3R]

So fun fact The one at 8:00 is a prince rupperts drop. It is so strong that if you fire a bullet at it the bullet shatters. But if you just clip the tail of it the whole thing explodes

[@aliza_h]

Learned about these from SVU last night-Dutch Tears

[@negativefg7922]

Prince Rupperts drop vest with tails being on the inside

[@Kevin-um1nq]

That was way cooler than what schlong gave it credit for

[@dixiestix2197]

@Negativefg fall on the ground and they all simultaneously explode

[@ZAVB3R3R]

@@Kevin-um1nq the same principle is used in modern phone glass! They also use super strong sapphires as well

[@saltysnowflake5832]

9:56 “Oh my god (😩), oh my god (😒) it’s him

[@bedbomber4694]

12:20 throughout that clip sounds like my first chiropractor visit at 15

[@jacekwronka5330]

"Is it gonna swallow all of it?" 💀

[@kingcrumbles4215]

Big Guy literally owns KZbin at this point

[@cyvader101]

Susan is stepping down as CEO Big “Schlatt” Guy IV is the perfect choice for the next one

[@samihamchev9528]

If only

[@Fake_Pep]

In a video, he literally said that exactly thing

[@foooosh]

All of us are channels owned by schlatt

[@Ghostly_.Therian]

@@fooooshwe are one

[@hadifarfa1284]

The way "Schlatt" hacked the login of this channel makes me remember what he did to those men in 1999.

[@blakeflake]

on god

[@Metalkid84]

Bruh

[@rheaforeman3798]

Don't forget the women and children...

[@blakeflake]

@@rheaforeman3798 you can't forget about that

[@rheaforeman3798]

@@blakeflake No... You can't.

[@zm_art]

I love that at about 12:25 you can see the neurons activate lol

[@rifleman1002]

1:42 those are roots that managed to get through a crack in the pipe. It's actually a common problem for plumbers to clean out. Trees LOVE to crack into sewer lines and septic tanks because of the fertilizing properties of poop water.

[@maxrate4636]

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: *moans at bubble wrap*

[@DrTrayCreeper]

can you blame him???

[@WeegeeNumbah1]

@@DrTrayCreeperyes

[@imatiredpotato]

@@WeegeeNumbah1 no

[@TummyYummyBorio]

@@DrTrayCreeper no

[@originalstarwalker21]

​@@DrTrayCreeperyes

[@seamushardin1763]

Schlatt talking about fetish content right before reacting to the bubble wrap video the way he did is incredibly ironic

[@rheaforeman3798]

Hahahaha! I literally went "Nice orgasm, Schlatt," right as he was done XD

[@jwhbos]

I was thinking the same thing

[@mirulei]

11:50

[@SinksTears]

??? EXPLAIN PLEASE ???

[@helmethead.3745]

He is talking about the oozing out of a hole. Popping bubble rap is not oozing out of a hole or anything related to (You know).

[@derekarredondo5563]

10:01 this guy is the type of person to chew gum then put it back.

[@Rikdusgames]

It’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t finish a lollipop he puts it back and saves it for tomorrow

[@Ghostly_.Therian]

Kinda guy to wash his hands before he showers

[@Malva597]

I'll never forgive you for this.

[@DanParish]

??? Forgive him for what

[@gabrieldinix]

I agree

[@MashedProTatoes]

This comment showed up right as schlatt said “Why are they putting a Toblerone under the crusher why do you think this would be a good one” that got me laughing for quite a while

[@cowoco6412]

i genuinely didnt know schlatt ran this channel and i still cant tell if he does

[@J-Crash]

here before someone ruins 69 likes

[@evervirescent]

@@J-Crash what if i liked the comment and made it 70

[@cowoco6412]

@@J-Crash its too late now

[@manly.mcbeefington]

he does

[@ranch9167]

love seeing big creators like schlagg supporting other smaller creators 🥰🥰

[@Tanystropheus10]

No

[@Tanystropheus10]

?

[@Tanystropheus10]

No it's yes

[@McDonalds_cheeseburger]

​@@Tanystropheus10do you know what a joke is

[@bigtasty2767]

13:05 that gas was going straight into that dude's lungs

[@glitchingbee]

5:44 but then how would Schlatt be famous?

[@TheSleepyOne1219]

12:30 sounds like when i finally stretch my back after studying for 4 hours

[@nbaspinna8906]

11:38 He missed the opportunity to throw it like a spear

[@heresbog]

12:14 POV you go to a chiropractor

[@kittehpops]

4:26 holy shit this is the one I submitted on your subreddit!

[@jasonvrhees1s2f63]

12:57 hey can I take you up on that offer?

[@kwesi.0525]

Me too

[@crazyturtleguy5635]

At 7:57 the object being crushed is known as a Prince Rupert’s drop. It is created by dripping molten glass into cold water and is very unique in structure. The bigger end (Being crushed) is able to withstand a .38 caliber bullet while the small tail end is so fragile you could poke it with your finger causing the entire thing to violently explode into powder.

[@iamthinking2252_]

Now we just need to make one without a tail

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

@@iamthinking2252_ bedrock

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

wait no barrier

[@morgue502]

@@iamthinking2252_ already exists, its called tempered glass

[@MrAw3sum]

You can melt the tail off to trim it down and make it less fragile

[@hahahello7519]

2:41 ah, the sound of a breaking spine ... I mean Toblerone

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

"Get all! "

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

7:15. That’s how you store legos. If you need a piece, you gotta look through a giant bin. It’s also great because sometimes you may find a few cool pieces you wanna add

[@simonio6655]

10:30 that is clearly his last victim's car

[@hitman47199]

Fr

[@MyCrazyGarage]

8:55 No this isnt scrap. Somebody got their car Acid cleaned. You do that when starting restaurating your favourite car. it removes ALL paint, epoxy, sealant and rust. Way easier that sandblasting it. You have do wash the acid off (normally they use a whole/multiple baths for this) and then it gets a second dip into a paint/primer bath for rust protection.

[@subtilizer5657]

I was gonna say the same thing, it looked like an older fastback from the rear definitly not scrap

[@Greenbean949]

Yesssss

[@that_one_helljumper]

11:07 I had the same exact expression you had when I saw that xd

[@aazorencant5208]

me trying to sleep the mosquito in my room: 9:42

[@tarikofhrasno]

Šlag is a hero we didnt know we needed, he made that small youtuber (i forget his name) post more frequently

[@ProfessorBuge]

I think his name was schlɐtʈ or maybe it was ʃchlaɠ... Idk something like that

[@jeremikrowicki970]

Ślag

[@Zaneexists]

@kyttarikos - fan of AJR I’m pretty sure that Ted guy is his friend. Idk

[@noped8421]

Ted Šlivison

[@foooosh]

tom schott

[@eli_the_tranz5466]

10:41 I bet he gets a new car after every kill.

[@kiri1695]

one for each body

[@awoplol]

he unloaded the car out of his closet dude

[@matthewboire6843]

The other car is in his closet

[@bootonia1518]

5:58 it's a Bluetooth keyboard, he probably has to charge it, then bring it over when it's fully charged.

[@Dinglerest]

Just charge it there lol

[@cupcakie_27]

12:09 me when my back cracks

[@Puppetflip]

I really thought this was going to be another clips video, but Schlatt really blew everyone's brains off for this appearance

[@masonisoverparty]

Schlatt stealing the schlagg info is relatable

[@thequestlog6996]

5:14 Jambos just over there looking like he's having a brain aneurism while schlatt just looks at satisfying tiktoks

[@FrenVR_1]

3:47 I put the new Forgis on the Jeep

[@princeofallsaiyans2]

Nice pfp

[@matthewboire6843]

Hello

[@user-js3pc1hu6u]

10:10 ah yes, the toilet paper christmas tree

[@jahirfranco2697]

a serial killer would do

[@chaster_mief]

12:03 *MANKIND'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT*

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@Arkivator]

Schlart: “Who organizes things, you sociopath” Me who has OCD and organizes everything: 😅😐

[@SamuelColbern]

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: "Moans while watching bubble wrap get popped"

[@lopsidedfisherman8733]

7:31 me and my dad, who I haven’t talked to in years because of other things, always built legos when I was younger and he would insist that the extra pieces be carefully and precisely sorted. Last year he was arrested and had a head in his fridge.

[@jorad2019]

Aw, that’s cute

[@H3s1tat3]

such a happy ending :>

[@toophoot2757]

yea that was me sry

[@boygame6668]

Good

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

My dad did the same, a month later, said that minecraft was a shitty game without justification nor was he joking , the local gaming community put at 100 000$ bounty for him

[@joelow8681]

11:25 man there must be a horse in there

[@samurexatlas7373]

Horse? With a water spout? Why?

[@jianalexander1359]

Me when ur mom

[@iamthinking2252_]

Playing the video really slowly, around 3:08-3:09, the magnet splits in half - which then gets repelled from the other half, resulting in the magnets being flung away

[@Kill0trocity]

I love when jshalagtite uploads. Always a banger.

[@SamFams.]

12:45 me when people

[@tinyungo1362]

my humor is so broken that i laughed at htis comment

[@THEOO.-.]

9:53 the way he said “oh my god” is funny to me.

[@ZairaDumpling]

“Oh MY GoD”😵‍💫💅

[@axokaewawe]

@@ZairaDumplingIKR, he saw a shirtless man and hate to take the gayshlatt outs the closet

[@vijaydutt4127]

Who is the guy in the vid?!?

[@darthvape]

When cats close their eyes it means that they’re comfortable, which is really sweet. It either means Jambo liked the video or he’s really happy with his dad Schlatt. Doing a great job taking care of them Big Guy!

[@avroses24]

The contrast of Mr. Shalt screaming and the animal crossing music in the back is truly amazing. It's like I'm being hypnotized

[@weisilber8957]

4:44 I think at this point it's nearly wood again.

[@Freakinviking]

12:35 "it´s a fetish thing"

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s fine

[@peeperleviathan2839]

I shlasterbated to that clip

[@mabskala]

i like the part where he ranked the tiktoks

[@Kurragee]

9:28 was literally so funny 😭

[@ghostyboi9186]

i miss when he did these live... the added chat interaction made it so entertaining

[@BaronDg8]

in this part of the video 4:22 i just thought back to school and remembered i was the friend in the group that everyone feared

[@awoplol]

13:24 that must be a horse

[@jonnern9756]

10:18 No reaction to the mug ornament on the tree, they are both killers

[@derubermanns1210]

12:40 the schlasm

[@The_eggeiest_egg]

An orshlasm

[@the_marksman3396]

11:45 ne when me me when wehn u ur mommm

[@Nuku2ass]

Schlatt really knows how to rank our TikTok’s

[@HuwMadd]

i prefer the reaction videos where he's streamed it, the chat interactions add a lot more personality to the videos in my opinion

[@thedesyncedcontroller7404]

yeah I feel the same, you don't get the same energy as when that guy ate the wasp nest anymore

[@RottenK1tty]

Good for you?

[@HuwMadd]

@@RottenK1tty wasn't a dig, just genuine feedback

[@franklinmcLaughlin]

With context from a new chuckle sandwich podcast, he’s been trying to verify it’s his channel for a while, and he’s not been getting Adsense for it

[@elliot_rat]

@@RottenK1tty redditor energy

[@Serial_Designation_FS]

13:40 *P A I N*

[@SchrödingerKousae]

You know I never really thought about it before, but I really love the use of Animal Crossing music, it's so calming and nice.

[@AluxGamez]

1:17 I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A FINGER UNTIL 20 SECONDS LATER 😭😭

[@paigem.7165]

not to mention, at 9:22 the guy who recorded the clip already had a phone, so there was no need for that dude to have so many.

[@saltysalt7627]

5:20 Live Jumbo reaction

[@chefnoob124]

Better than SSSniperwolf.

[@Mightydinos23]

​@@chefnoob124Probably bc jambo is actually cute

[@chefnoob124]

@@Mightydinos23 amen

[@1nderscore]

"ranking your shlattisfying tiktoks"

[@00Cubic]

2:40 the tolberone one has me in TEARS 💀

[@jwhbos]

3:03 Bro escaped 💀🦆

[@awoplol]

"and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,"

[@TheCrimsonTree]

Till the very next day

[@PuroTheGoo]

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!

[@matthewboire6843]

“Got any grapes?”

[@R0bl0x_N0ob10]

12:10 has got to be the best one yet

[@matthewboire6843]

Definitely

[@OR56]

That glass drop one was real video. It’s a weird thing, the bulb part is indestructible. But if you even tap the little tail, it explodes. It’s crazy.

[@JohnnysGoldenFiddle]

4:08 I need her

[@handsomeavocado14]

Stop being horny

[@jstar3382]

bro

[@RlloverRllover]

@@jstar3382hes down bad

[@KanyeEastLondon]

4:34 gave the camera a fucking concussion

[@mega_cat189]

10:47 that guy has the cars in his closet

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

8:20 it’s actually a piece of glass or something that’s nearly indestructible at the round, fat end. However, on the tail, it’s so fragile you literally tap it and it shatters.

[@Stickman_10-pt2hb]

I love the crocodile head explods in the intro

[@coltontheisen01]

9:00 brother that's a car

[@thicccheese4007]

7:01 based on his logic we should just have everything jumbled together, organization is overrated.

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

ikr

[@Nullis_V01d845]

6:59 Listen, if you don’t just have a bunch of Legos in a singular tub then you are a psychopath

[@El_Presidente_5337]

I never understood what people like about these videos so much but some of this stuff is hilarious af, like the iPhone being scratched.

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

8:40 Paid like $7 - $10 an hour bb

[@Chillin4030]

2:12 the mr.Hands kind

[@Josh72769]

please no.

[@crasherpig]

10:37 POV: you just watched amercican psycho

[@Stel01]

It’s always a good day when “Schlatt” posts

[@tylersimms960]

9:36 sounds exactly like my dad

[@LegoEngineer003]

4:26 Paper seems to have a tendency to explode violently in hydraulic presses, this is like the third worst damage I’ve seen from it

[@_________-____________________]

I'm scared to know the first worst

[@big-man-c77]

i know big schlagg wont care but the guy powerwashing the scrap metal is about stripping cars back to bare metal for restoration, hes really cool imo

[@RustinBlack]

0:48 Schlatt can probably shred that MrBeast play button now . . .

[@creepjax]

12:05 When your video gets put in 🦧

[@ballerultimateopepic]

That was the best out of them all

[@EndurableWither]

3:54 i literally was dying from laughter, i couldnt breathe

[@GunterBagsYT]

Poor Jolteon

[@iceneet336]

Schlatts streak in '99 makes the event 2 years later look like childs play

[@rkoextreme4975]

9:11 This is the best part

[@LozadaPR]

Oh I get it because on September 11 2001 a terrorist group flew a plane into the twin towers in New York City killing over 2000 people. It was a national tragedy just like dragons invading Dave and busters and sent the nation into a crisis. Also it has been proven time and time that jshat hates the jokes about the tragedy. Your joke is very humorous and I thank you for making it, even though it may offend many people.

[@TheCrimsonTree]

💀 Literally the people in nine eleven

[@supmofos6986]

1:55 POV: you're the first responder on site at the Enumclaw ranch dealing with the Boeing engineer's dead corpse with Mr.Hand's package still lodge on his ass

[@gIac1er]

YOU ARE FOUL FOR THAT . 😭

[@perellex]

“I know a guy who had a whole horse up there”

[@seprex5695]

@@gIac1erfoul 😂

[@TheCrimsonTree]

Mister hand. don’t search him up