Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks

[@Automaticshows]

Every time you find a jschlatt clip channel you need to take a bet to see if jachlatt is actually running it

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

He owns them all. A true capitalist.

[@ミコ-たん]

jachlatt

[@TonedVirus3]

jshat

[@lolmeri]

j

[@vitekjersak7227]

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[@nathie1750]

So nice of Schlagg to promote small KZbinrs like Schlatt on his channel Edit: RIP Schalgg. Gone but not forgotten 🕊🕊

[@mcgradyboat673]

Who’s Schlatt? Never heard of the guy before. Schlagg must be REALLY nice.

[@CordateComet]

Very wholesome :3

[@drakescuz1153]

Very nice Person

[@dxcvvxd]

@mcgradyboat673 as op stated, "schlatt" is an small youtube "creator"

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@CordateComethe put a nerd emoji, he was joking. In reality, YOU got whoooshed.

[@nathanstafford8412]

The guy crushing the bubble wrap is a freakin' genius

[@Exodus0590]

probably my favorite ever.

[@gninja9274]

i need the link

[@DylanKluxen]

Yea

[@greg6400]

@@gninja9274 m.kzbin.infocD45WqqAkts found it

[@V2_The_Machine]

@@gninja9274 kzbin.infoG-f7KGYoUEM here you go

[@m_affiliates]

It's amazing that Schlagg was able to perfectly recreate every detail of Schlatt's content style, even down to the outfit and accent. Hope to see more high-quality parodies from Schlagg in the future.

[@NovasLightning]

He had to get in character, so he needed to recreate what Schlatt did back in ‘99.

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

Goo Goo Ga Ga

[@rifleman1002]

1:42 those are roots that managed to get through a crack in the pipe. It's actually a common problem for plumbers to clean out. Trees LOVE to crack into sewer lines and septic tanks because of the fertilizing properties of poop water.

[@ashtoncullinan5586]

"I can see a lil homunculous growin' in there!" *After the whole Mr. Hands thing, we should not be surprised that Schlatt knows what a Homonculous is.*

[@ForzaMonkey]

NAHHHH NOT MR. HANDS, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT PLEASE

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

@@ForzaMonkey you mean the Eumenclaw Horse Sex case, from Eumenclaw, Washington state involving a Boeing engineer?

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@TheRealTerranMarine NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

[@Henderson10666]

@@ForzaMonkey Enumclaue, Washington 2005. A Boeing Engineer...

[@nathaniellytle3886]

@@ForzaMonkey The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan,[2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I can't tell if he actually stole the channel, if Schlagg is letting him do this, or if he's been running it from the beginning

[@SilverSharj]

Probably all of the above

[@Summer-p7h]

@@SilverSharjYou stole my name >:(

[@goofstergrugg]

oh shit ya’ll got beef

[@SilverSharj]

@@Summer-p7h ok

[@Xfrtrex]

@@Summer-p7h lol

[@ZAVB3R3R]

So fun fact The one at 8:00 is a prince rupperts drop. It is so strong that if you fire a bullet at it the bullet shatters. But if you just clip the tail of it the whole thing explodes

[@aliza_h]

Learned about these from SVU last night-Dutch Tears

[@negativefg7922]

Prince Rupperts drop vest with tails being on the inside

[@Kevin-um1nq]

That was way cooler than what schlong gave it credit for

[@dixiestix2197]

@Negativefg fall on the ground and they all simultaneously explode

[@ZAVB3R3R]

@@Kevin-um1nq the same principle is used in modern phone glass! They also use super strong sapphires as well

[@phntmthf5505]

8:18 that was real. Prince Rupert’s Drops will shatter bullets, unless they hit the other end. As for the sound, it wasn’t going down but the air compressor was still running. They just sound like that.

[@williamgrey4118]

tryna find this comment, they built as fuck love for this one gng

[@n3vermore771]

Schlatt: "Thats fetish content, that's what that is!" Also Schlatt: 12:30

[@LoutreSaphir]

thats literally buble wrap what kind of psycho dont like bubble wrap

[@notalentpotato33]

@@LoutreSaphiran unstable one

[@jackthetricker8845]

i think your talking about 12:55

[@NovasLightning]

I think just about everyone has a bubble wrap fetish.

[@SamFams.]

My grandma getting every single bone in her body broken after I push her down the stairs

[@mcspudsy]

Big Guy literally owns KZbin at this point

[@cyvader101]

Susan is stepping down as CEO Big “Schlatt” Guy IV is the perfect choice for the next one

[@CheeeseGrilled]

If only

[@Fake_Pep]

In a video, he literally said that exactly thing

[@foooosh]

All of us are channels owned by schlatt

[@Ghostly_.Therian]

@@fooooshwe are one

[@seamushardin1763]

Schlatt talking about fetish content right before reacting to the bubble wrap video the way he did is incredibly ironic

[@rheaforeman3798]

Hahahaha! I literally went "Nice orgasm, Schlatt," right as he was done XD

[@jwhbos]

I was thinking the same thing

[@mirulei]

11:50

[@SinksTears]

??? EXPLAIN PLEASE ???

[@helmethead.3745]

He is talking about the oozing out of a hole. Popping bubble rap is not oozing out of a hole or anything related to (You know).

[@hadifarfa1284]

The way "Schlatt" hacked the login of this channel makes me remember what he did to those men in 1999.

[@blakeflake]

on god

[@Metalkid84]

Bruh

[@rheaforeman3798]

Don't forget the women and children...

[@blakeflake]

@@rheaforeman3798 you can't forget about that

[@rheaforeman3798]

@@blakeflake No... You can't.

[@saltysnowflake5832]

9:56 “Oh my god (😩), oh my god (😒) it’s him

[@HiIamGavin]

5:36 “I’m done watching serial killers,” says “Schlerial killer” despite what he did in ‘99.

[@hoebackytblademan17]

😮

[@cowoco6412]

i genuinely didnt know schlatt ran this channel and i still cant tell if he does

[@J-Crash]

here before someone ruins 69 likes

[@evervirescent]

@@J-Crash what if i liked the comment and made it 70

[@cowoco6412]

@@J-Crash its too late now

[@manly.mcbeefington]

he does

[@maxrate4636]

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: *moans at bubble wrap*

[@DrTrayCreeper]

can you blame him???

[@WeegeeNumbah1]

@@DrTrayCreeperyes

[@imatiredpotato]

@@WeegeeNumbah1 no

[@Porkmodz_FAN]

@@DrTrayCreeper no

[@originalstarwalker21]

​@@DrTrayCreeperyes

[@TheSleepyOne1219]

12:30 sounds like when i finally stretch my back after studying for 4 hours

[@BluJay320]

12:30 I did not need to hear the schlorgasm

[@zm_art]

I love that at about 12:25 you can see the neurons activate lol

[@rasmalaii.i]

love seeing big creators like schlagg supporting other smaller creators 🥰🥰

[@Tanystropheus10]

No

[@Tanystropheus10]

?

[@Tanystropheus10]

No it's yes

[@McDonalds_cheeseburger]

​@@Tanystropheus10do you know what a joke is

[@nbaspinna8906]

11:38 He missed the opportunity to throw it like a spear

[@CrazyTurtleGuy419]

At 7:57 the object being crushed is known as a Prince Rupert’s drop. It is created by dripping molten glass into cold water and is very unique in structure. The bigger end (Being crushed) is able to withstand a .38 caliber bullet while the small tail end is so fragile you could poke it with your finger causing the entire thing to violently explode into powder.

[@iamthinking2252_]

Now we just need to make one without a tail

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

@@iamthinking2252_ bedrock

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

wait no barrier

[@morgue502]

@@iamthinking2252_ already exists, its called tempered glass

[@MrAw3sum]

You can melt the tail off to trim it down and make it less fragile

[@ethanrocha8803]

schlatt moaning comp 💀💀💀💀💀

[@pixelotilz]

Where

[@pixelotilz]

Where

[@bigtasty2767]

13:05 that gas was going straight into that dude's lungs

[@Ratlstrap]

4:58 coming from a cabinet and countertop guy, that level of precision in that scribe is fucking phenomenal. Holy dogshit im half chub after that

[@MyCrazyGarage]

8:55 No this isnt scrap. Somebody got their car Acid cleaned. You do that when starting restaurating your favourite car. it removes ALL paint, epoxy, sealant and rust. Way easier that sandblasting it. You have do wash the acid off (normally they use a whole/multiple baths for this) and then it gets a second dip into a paint/primer bath for rust protection.

[@subtilizer5657]

I was gonna say the same thing, it looked like an older fastback from the rear definitly not scrap

[@Greenbean949]

Yesssss

[@joelow8681]

11:25 man there must be a horse in there

[@samurexatlas7373]

Horse? With a water spout? Why?

[@jianalexander1359]

Me when ur mom

[@derekarredondo5563]

10:01 this guy is the type of person to chew gum then put it back.

[@Rikdusgames]

It’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t finish a lollipop he puts it back and saves it for tomorrow

[@Ghostly_.Therian]

Kinda guy to wash his hands before he showers

[@glitchingbee]

5:44 but then how would Schlatt be famous?

[@masonisoverparty]

Schlatt stealing the schlagg info is relatable

[@Puppetflip]

I really thought this was going to be another clips video, but Schlatt really blew everyone's brains off for this appearance

[@chaster_mief]

12:03 *MANKIND'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT*

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@AluxGamez]

1:17 I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS A FINGER UNTIL 20 SECONDS LATER 😭😭

[@foundationsoversight8479]

7:30 I love this crashout over people who sort their Legos. Don't worry about it though, that clip didn't have a serial killer. Just an autist :)

[@eli_the_tranz5466]

10:41 I bet he gets a new car after every kill.

[@kiri1695]

one for each body

[@awoplol]

he unloaded the car out of his closet dude

[@matthewboire6843]

The other car is in his closet

[@tarikofhrasno]

Šlag is a hero we didnt know we needed, he made that small youtuber (i forget his name) post more frequently

[@ProfessorBuge]

I think his name was schlɐtʈ or maybe it was ʃchlaɠ... Idk something like that

[@jeremikrowicki970]

Ślag

[@Zaneexists]

@kyttarikos - fan of AJR I’m pretty sure that Ted guy is his friend. Idk

[@noped8421]

Ted Šlivison

[@foooosh]

tom schott

[@bedbomber4694]

12:20 throughout that clip sounds like my first chiropractor visit at 15

[@jacekwronka5330]

"Is it gonna swallow all of it?" 💀

[@CaptainChip501]

13:36 YOU GOBSHITE! WHY! WHY! WHY! I wanted to see it smash!

[@that_one_helljumper]

11:07 I had the same exact expression you had when I saw that xd

[@simonio6655]

10:30 that is clearly his last victim's car

[@Manwithukulele]

Fr

[@lopsidedfisherman8733]

7:31 me and my dad, who I haven’t talked to in years because of other things, always built legos when I was younger and he would insist that the extra pieces be carefully and precisely sorted. Last year he was arrested and had a head in his fridge.

[@jorad2019]

Aw, that’s cute

[@H3s1tat3]

such a happy ending :>

[@toophoot2757]

yea that was me sry

[@boygame6668]

Good

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

My dad did the same, a month later, said that minecraft was a shitty game without justification nor was he joking , the local gaming community put at 100 000$ bounty for him

[@jasonvrhees1s2f63]

12:57 hey can I take you up on that offer?

[@kwesi.0525]

Me too

[@LettuceWithLegs]

Bro wtf 😭

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

7:15. That’s how you store legos. If you need a piece, you gotta look through a giant bin. It’s also great because sometimes you may find a few cool pieces you wanna add

[@oyeog77]

Only “shit” would dare call a 60’s Chevy rebuild that someone is pouring their heart into “scrap metal”

[@THEOO.-.]

9:53 the way he said “oh my god” is funny to me.

[@ZairaDumpling]

“Oh MY GoD”😵‍💫💅

[@axokaewawe]

@@ZairaDumplingIKR, he saw a shirtless man and hate to take the gayshlatt outs the closet

[@vijaydutt4127]

Who is the guy in the vid?!?

[@weisilber8957]

4:44 I think at this point it's nearly wood again.

[@плейсхолдер-х3с]

10:10 ah yes, the toilet paper christmas tree

[@jahirfranco2697]

a serial killer would do

[@iamthinking2252_]

Playing the video really slowly, around 3:08-3:09, the magnet splits in half - which then gets repelled from the other half, resulting in the magnets being flung away

[@thequestlog6996]

5:14 Jambos just over there looking like he's having a brain aneurism while schlatt just looks at satisfying tiktoks

[@Freakinviking]

12:35 "it´s a fetish thing"

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s fine

[@peeperleviathan2839]

I shlasterbated to that clip

[@estelle.musics]

9:28 was literally so funny 😭

[@ghostyboi9186]

i miss when he did these live... the added chat interaction made it so entertaining

[@Homophobic-Blue]

8:46 he is not a hero. He is a starman

[@Hellyeah34T]

I love when it's at 1:50 schlatt makes a taco bell joke and he starts wheezing like it's the funniest shit ever

[@jonnern9756]

10:18 No reaction to the mug ornament on the tree, they are both killers

[@The_RealdarkXwolf17]

12:10 has got to be the best one yet

[@matthewboire6843]

Definitely

[@jwhbos]

3:03 Bro escaped 💀🦆

[@awoplol]

"and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,"

[@TheCrimsonTree]

Till the very next day

[@PuroTheGoo]

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!

[@matthewboire6843]

“Got any grapes?”

[@mo_says_woah]

10:32 psycho guy probably sleeps on his back

[@SkandarSmith]

8:00 that is a Prince Rupert's drop they have very high residual stresses, which give rise to counter-intuitive properties, such as the ability to withstand a blow from a hammer or a bullet on the bulbous end without breaking, while exhibiting explosive disintegration if the tail end is even slightly damaged. So it destroyed the hydraulic press.

[@SamFams.]

12:45 me when people

[@tinyungo1362]

my humor is so broken that i laughed at htis comment

[@paigem.7165]

not to mention, at 9:22 the guy who recorded the clip already had a phone, so there was no need for that dude to have so many.

[@Chillin4030]

2:12 the mr.Hands kind

[@Josh72769]

please no.

[@big-man-c77]

i know big schlagg wont care but the guy powerwashing the scrap metal is about stripping cars back to bare metal for restoration, hes really cool imo

[@bogbutreal]

12:14 POV you go to a chiropractor

[@Serial_Designation_FS]

13:40 *P A I N*

[@HuwMadd]

i prefer the reaction videos where he's streamed it, the chat interactions add a lot more personality to the videos in my opinion

[@thedesyncedcontroller7404]

yeah I feel the same, you don't get the same energy as when that guy ate the wasp nest anymore

[@RottenK1tty]

Good for you?

[@HuwMadd]

@@RottenK1tty wasn't a dig, just genuine feedback

[@franklinmcLaughlin]

With context from a new chuckle sandwich podcast, he’s been trying to verify it’s his channel for a while, and he’s not been getting Adsense for it

[@elliot_rat]

@@RottenK1tty redditor energy

[@saltysalt7627]

5:20 Live Jumbo reaction

[@chefnoob124]

Better than SSSniperwolf.

[@Mightydinos23]

​@@chefnoob124Probably bc jambo is actually cute

[@chefnoob124]

@@Mightydinos23 amen

[@FrenVR_1]

3:47 I put the new Forgis on the Jeep

[@noblesix_B13]

Nice pfp

[@matthewboire6843]

Hello

[@Onefishygal]

11:17 NEW BOTTEM SUGERY JUST DROPPED

[@AndiieRose]

Tran

[@thicccheese4007]

7:01 based on his logic we should just have everything jumbled together, organization is overrated.

[@BrilliantRipeMike]

ikr

[@LegoEngineer003]

4:26 Paper seems to have a tendency to explode violently in hydraulic presses, this is like the third worst damage I’ve seen from it

[@_________-____________________]

I'm scared to know the first worst

[@mega_cat189]

10:47 that guy has the cars in his closet

[@captainmeow0894]

1:52 the wheeze was so obnoxious 😂🤣

[@SamuelColbern]

Schlatt: "This is fetish content" Also Schlatt: "Moans while watching bubble wrap get popped"

[@the_legendarybeef]

3:54 i literally was dying from laughter, i couldnt breathe

[@GunterBagsYT]

Poor Jolteon

[@derubermanns1210]

12:40 the schlasm

[@The_eggeiest_egg]

An orshlasm

[@KanyeEastLondon]

4:34 gave the camera a fucking concussion

[@avroses24]

The contrast of Mr. Shalt screaming and the animal crossing music in the back is truly amazing. It's like I'm being hypnotized

[@theItaliancommunity]

1:03 those are euros 😭😭😭

[@LifeOfCasus]

Fr

[@lotus_flower2000]

Christmas coins

[@theItaliancommunity]

​@@lotus_flower2000 euro xmas coins

[@coltontheisen01]

9:00 brother that's a car

[@supmofos6986]

1:55 POV: you're the first responder on site at the Enumclaw ranch dealing with the Boeing engineer's dead corpse with Mr.Hand's package still lodge on his ass

[@SkibidiKatelyn]

YOU ARE FOUL FOR THAT . 😭

[@perellex]

“I know a guy who had a whole horse up there”

[@SeprexOG]

@@SkibidiKatelynfoul 😂

[@TheCrimsonTree]

Mister hand. don’t search him up

[@expandapantsii341]

6:20 bro IM reading atomic habits too 💀💀

[@aazorencant5208]

me trying to sleep the mosquito in my room: 9:42

[@cupcakie_27]

12:09 me when my back cracks

[@kazoo4rent]

1:00 was the moment everyone in the eurozone cried

[@BodenPflanze]

Agreed

[@Traxivator]

13:33 You have just gotten a deadly sin. How could you.

[@robblequoffle8456]

The eighth sin There's pride, lust, gluttony, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, and now for the first time ever, cutting off satisfying videos before the good part.

[@Traxivator]

@@robblequoffle8456 Indeed

[@Stolenbiclighter]

Wow I can’t believe the creator who runs schlagg is so handsome and talented

[@RustinBlack]

0:48 Schlatt can probably shred that MrBeast play button now . . .

[@Kill0trocity]

I love when jshalagtite uploads. Always a banger.

[@julianchrobak-prince1915]

10:52 I work at an envelope factory and we actually have a straight knife unit like that in our cutting department. Shit’s scary. Glad I work in folding.

[@Socrates-]

We have one of those at ours as well

[@yayothejowen2541]

I love how Schlatt has a smaller side channel for short format videos like Schlatt Reacts, and a main channel for his longer format videos like Schlatt Reacts.

[@bigiron4018]

8:50 my brother in christ that is a CAR

[@darthvape]

When cats close their eyes it means that they’re comfortable, which is really sweet. It either means Jambo liked the video or he’s really happy with his dad Schlatt. Doing a great job taking care of them Big Guy!

[@Stickman_10-pt2hb]

I love the crocodile head explods in the intro

[@kittehpops]

4:26 holy shit this is the one I submitted on your subreddit!

[@maritoguionyo]

1:38 homunculus 💀💀💀

[@Mothboy136]

9:36 sounds exactly like my dad

[@tarancanavit1973]

The anger of the duck being squished is the equivalent of your vibrator dying.

[@BaronDg8]

in this part of the video 4:22 i just thought back to school and remembered i was the friend in the group that everyone feared